How to get a GOTH girlfriend
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How to get a GOTH girlfriend - Nik checks out @NeoPunkFM's video on finding a goth girlfriend at an Emo night.
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*Welcome to tutorial island on how to get a goth girlfriend.*
Thanks uncle pappi
Well what u expect. Talk to a woman like she is a human, u will get a date.
Bruh grow your hair out. Haha
@@wallyw3409 this.
1. No eye contact
2. No weird breathing
3. Long hair
Ideal man. A horse
Bojack Horseman 🐎 🐴
pretty sure a horse is the definition of weird eye contact and breathing
"have you ever rode a white stallion"
Horses are the literal definition of weird breathing xD
@@Darquespells666this comment replay made my day xD
NICK is like trying to be the responsible parent😂
Yes, I can confirm. Metal/goth girls love men with long hair. My bf has longer hair than me 😂
I got a crush on my current bf because he had long hair😭😭😭
Sounds like a lesbian couple to me
tell em to cut it ,that is dirty
Long hair FO SHO. But a plus is our music taste 😍
The hair is fact. When I had long hair like that, I got attention from the ladies. Cut it, they weren't interested. "Breathe Girl" smoking cigs?
NEO PUNK FM is amazing. I am in my 40s...entirely out of touch with cool. I don't get half their references...but can't get enough. It's the only GenZ education I want.
YES LONG HAIR
Ask her politely, 99% win rate
New meta
'Phrost
Just not too polite you start opening doors and paying for meals and then you're entering Toxic Male territory, or so the internet has told me
WAIT I HAVE THAT SHIRT
where’s the one percent
Glad you liked our video and hope your chat learned a lot from it!
Good job. Hilarious video. Pretty sure u coulda banged not just all the women but all the dudes as well. U are the chuck Norris of emo and I salute u 👏
I learned that this gen has no idea what a goth is but this just confirmed what I all ready knew
Lmaooo
@@rebeccamcguire2798 yall gen gotta learn to pick on satire and whatnot
Legends
"be yourself"
Okay I'll be painfully shy
some girls will find that cute if you are attractive... Shy person going in for the shot looks brave and cute.. Go get them bro
Painfully shy is definitely sexy, but being weak is not.
that's how my boyfriend did it -a rightful "goth girl"
It's okay bro you got this!
@@aexhaorixa does the guy have to be gothic or not to meet your standards?
"I had a goth girlfriend... she had issues"
Honestly, he said it because it was true
it is true. -alt girl
Harmful and wrong stereotype, it's fucked up to assume a certain group that is fan of certain music "has issues"
@@Volzotran your comment makes me think you have issues.
pretty much every goth and metalhead girl has... "issues". its why u dont go for them long term.
@@Volzotran you don't enjoy goth culture if your life is all sun and roses. Hell, to be into metal and most rock you have to have issues, too. There's nothing wrong with it.
If you can't GET a goth girlfriend BECOME the goth girlfriend !
Yep, did that. Works great
I mean.. it worked for me.
Working on it
Trying to
Still cis tho 😅
you don’t catch a goth gf, the goth gf finds you. adopts you. suffocates you.
With American obesity being the issue it is, your statement is completely believable.
@@whozaskin3639 Yeah uhh... if we can go back to the 90s Goths that would be fine. The one's now are too large.
Happened to me
Truth. Gave her a bit of attention, few months of chaos laterrrrrr
Goddammit. I really don't know if I should laugh or cry at this.
Most annoying thing to me is that the whole Goth gf thing has been reduced to a fetish, to a shallow desire. Almost no one actually knows where the Goth subculture derives from, what music Goths listen to, but thinks everyone in the scene has mental issues and are into kinky stuff.
Right there with you. Then you have to remember alot of these women that dress goth now are nothing more than basic b*tches in night mode. They don't read a lick of Gothic literature or actually grasp the concept of the traditional subculture. An example, they consider the rapper Lil Peep to be Goth.😆 There are real deals and then there are these.
True, but on a certain level is also useful to separate the aesthetics from the artistic side, since dressing in sexy and/or victorian dark clothes is something that doesn't require much thoughtfulness, compared to the musical, cultural and entertainment side (and I find hilarious how many of the greatest innovators in gothic rock and metal at some point rejected the gothic label to keep more on their originality, like Siouxsie, Andrew Eldritch, Theatre of Tragedy, Paradise Lost...)
Thank you. I was like why are you going to an emo night to find a goth girlfriend?
"I'm turning emo RIGHT NOW"
me, an intellectual, 2022
"Not breathing" is like so freaking emo.
Holy shit, I laughed way too hard at the "You ever had a goth girl?" "yea...I mean...Yea, Yea I have. I mean, they had issues" ffs..I mean he's not wrong tho
😐
I find this hilarious because recently I told my gf, "I never got to experience my emo phase the way it should have been and now seems like the time." And she's like, "I'm all for it." Lmao
She's a keeper.
Hahaha, defend her at all costs
Im happy i was not emo 😂, each to their own.
Much better than emo grandpa so lets go my guy.
What does this even mean? Lol
The amount of people misusing the term goth with emos and metalheads is going to give me an aneurysm
more people need to see this
literally i die in the inside everytime
So all I got from that was write the last part down thanks Nic 🤣
No... DO NOT WRITE THE LAST PART DOWN! 😂
'Phrost
@@NikNocturnalTwitchClips ............................. Well it's already on the paper now
years from now Nik will be studied in women's studies classes at community colleges
All this time, I’ve been trying to figure out what women’s studies is and what’s the point of it...but it’s how to date them! Makes sense; thanks
He'll be the next Professor Tricias
"Is this your bf?"
"No, he's just a friend."
And that man took that personally 😂
That dude is hilarious but what they say is true. The AMOUNT of basic dudes (not hating, just saying) on dating apps that come to thirst over you for just dressing like that is astounding. I dated a dude that was ashamed of me for the way I dressed in front of others but loved it when we were alone. A lot of men objectify goth and dark alternative girls as some forbidden fruit to show off like we are some freak or we become the at home girlfriend because they can't stand other people opinions about them. It's frustrating. If you want to date an alt girl just because she is an alt girl, please don't. Be polite, caring and supportive.
what's even worse is the amount of basic dudes who, in person, will say "i want a goth gf," and then are literally disgusted when they see an *_actual_* goth person. what they mean is "i want a bell delphine-esque e-girl who fits almost all societal norms and is not a part of any alternative subculture."
i can't tell you how many times i've been harassed over being alternative, by the same guys who pull the "i want a goth gf" card.
Damn they're onto us lol, you're right tho I dated a few gothy/emo chicks and would never bring em back home to momma
Ngl I don't mind alt girls but this whole categorization thing about being goth or emo or scene is just another way for people to latch onto an identity as a means to feel apart of a group even tho nothing of substance or importance actually drives these people to be together.
The fact one can identify as something that started as a rebeling of fashion and social norms then at that time becoming a representation of the youths changing ideas from the elderly at the time for then the same said fashion and social norms to then become the new normal and now we are celeberting it as if those same ideas hold weight (given that the style has vastly changed) AND now since we are falsely attached to this identity we're implicitly agreeing that liking similar music and fashion styles indicates something about that persons personal compaitibility to us and also something about their character?
Mucho stupendo señor.
Did anyone in chat or in the video realize he was just singing a mayday parade song lmao
I was desperately looking for someone else to mention this. I couldn't believe I was the only one. I must have officially surpassed elder emo and am now geriatric emo
This was nothing but alt kids not goth as I said in the chat during this gen has no idea what a goth is ……
Nobody mentions step 1.
*FIND AN ACTUALL GOTH GIRL IRL*
as a goth.. and a girl, this is ultimate cringe
Yeah sure
Pro tip:
If you can't get a goth gf, become a goth gf.
Worked well for me.
I was in tears because this is hilarious. Thank you for the video Nik, love the content and keep up the great work!
Sniffing and making wierd noises? DaFuq?🤯😅
I know, right haha
'Phrost
Blegh
@@ky1ewithsty1e Yes?
@@LiberPater777 you're my hero
Rule #1 seems to be "don't confuse goth girls with furries."
This guy's confidence level is out of this world! 🤣
When the guy said "She had Issues" in 7:10 he might have just referred to the Korn album... A good vinyl collection is an icebreaker for some people I reckon
I kept thinking the band personally.
**any people I want to associate with and that album is really good news if I appreciate it placed well
In that, I don't want to be defined by liking that album a lot, but that was a point in my life and in the time and place, part of who I am Har Har har
You know what, fuck it, tell me what cover of Isaues was your favourite?
See, it's actually great conversation / ice breaking
For me honestly just don't be a goddamn creep or douche. Be respectful & mindful of my boundaries. This was definitely weird. These women are definitely not goth lol. Their demeanor strikes me as "try hards"
I feel similarly, take me for a ride!
[I SAY THAT IN IRONIC HUMOUR, BUT YOU DO HAVE GOOD BOUNDARIES, IF I WERE TO INTERPRET AND "PRETTY LONG HAIR" to paraphrase the words I just heard before this youtube ad]
instructions unclear i became the goth gf
I am a female metal fan and I love long haired metal guys !
samee
i am a male metal fan and i love long haired metal guys! /lh
Calm down boys she's probably 15 and into today's equivalent of sleeping with sirens and Bvb...
It's been awhile idk what's popular with that crowd anymore. And if you are a 15 year old metal dude with long hair...
SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
Ik I was that 15 year old hearing girls talk about the 32 yo guys from these band's and how cute they are...... Cause y'know daddy issues.
@@elchomper.1063 The only 2 replies are talking about how they like long hair... tf you on about 😆
@@elchomper.1063 I’m actually 40 but I’m flattered 😂 I’ve literally had a RUclips account longer than you estimate I’ve been alive. 😂😂😂
Edit: I am not familiar with those bands but if you wanna hear some good metal I have over 1000 songs on several different playlists with the heaviest metal you’ve probably never heard from the sounds of it.
They're having another emo nite there in a few weeks 😭. Taking notes 📝📝📝
How to get a GOTH girl? 1. Listen to goth music, because if not you're looking for a different type of alt culture gf.
5:12 so that's how Peter Steele does it
Man, I'm so glad I don't have to date anymore. Not that I found someone, I just gave up a long time ago.
Goth must mean something way different than 20 years ago.
now, sadly, it's used as an umbrella term in replacement of "alt" by people who have no clue what they're talking about. those girls are probably tired of being called goth, but that's all they're fed anymore because nobody takes the time to learn the differences between alternative subgenres.
I'm what would have been called a prep, and my wife is what would be called an emo/goth. It wasn't that hard. I just treated her right and took an interest in things she liked. It's really pretty easy.
The moment I saw this I knew it was valuable, golden information that can turn anyone into a gigachad
How to get a Goth girlfriend? Go to Goth Night and ask her what her favorite Darkwave, Goth Rock band is? Secret Shame? Lebanon Hanover? Learn about our subculture, don't come in the bar on some bullshit because we'll handle you for disrespecting the people there. Listen to those "What Goths Listen To In 2020" Playlists. Lol at Nik.
Men look better with long hair.
This was weird. 😂
I'm confused.
He kissed her so aggressively 😆
Clicked immediately 😭
😂
'Phrost
fuckin' LOVE Neo Punk. those dudes are hilarious
1) Don't be rude
2) Okay, that didn't work, just stop breathing.
All the girls that appear in the video were more alt than any type of goth, BUT besides that it was pretty hard to watch the video hahahaha
goth and emo aren’t the same thing you frickin scrubs 🤣😂🤣
Step 1: Be White
Step 2: Be A Skater/Underweight
Step 3: Have A 9" Personality
...pretty fucking easy, boiiz
Lmao! We Need more tutorials nik!
Next up: How to interact with people. Lmao i cant wait for this one.
3:57 im rollin 😂
These girls are actually being real, goth girl fr S tier
1:30 in the chat "How to do it? be a person" LMFAO
as a lonely goth lesbian, i am taking notes
How to get a goth girlfriend. Build a time machine, and go back to 00's, 90's or 80's goth today by anyone in their 20's is purely cosmetic, there's no mindset, no music, it's not a subculture, it's just an image.
a goth girl can smell poser from a mile away
Ngl i love neopunkfm, i see a lot of people shit on them and I get why, but like all their shit (mostly the male manipulator/goth mommy shit) is a joke
I am constantly surprised by how inept Twitch chat is with regards to normal everyday things (Not Niks but just generally) just talk to people if you want to. That's the secret. I suppose that wouldn't make a silly/funny video but yeesh.
we goth girls like dead men :3
Nik: Don't write that last part down, no...n no.
Chat: Quick! Write that down!
long hair is pretty rare for guys outside the metal scene so its yea, something special
Since when is dying your hair different colors goth? and why were they playing rap music, since when is rap goth?
I got long blonde hair, the main compliments this goth/metal girl I dated gave me was about my hair
edit: The issues thing isnt something you should say, but it is true 😭
I only ever date goth girls. How? By being gothic myself in the first place. Not like I have any other options xD
I mean yea same fr
yes, long hair helps like a lot. Especially if you are blonde. It is instant turn on for large percentage of metal females.
Im 100% bald and women feel the urge to rub my head. It's not the most comfortable
Can confirm, my mom digs that shit.
where the fuck's my gf then lol
@@kaelanmcalpine2011 Don't bang your mom.
And what do you do if you can't grow long hair?
This was flippin hilarious 😭
Still a better song than Wonderwall… 🤷🏻♂️
K.
but those aren't goths...
I get lumped into the Goth category a lot, and I guess I could be classified as "Goth". The funny ones always got the furthest in my DMs, everyone is different though. 🤷
Funny is definitely a way to be contender into my giggle box. 😂
These women are just straight up full of crap. Guysbare not sniffing her. They may be sniffing the air because someone needs a shower...her...but they arent up on her unless shes telling them to. Why is even he talking to these 2s and 3s anyway? None of them had a date that wasnt a tinder hookup and split...ever.
I can't tell if you are joking or just an incel
You speaking Facts
None of them are goth 💀😂
Are you dense? One is literally a trad goth.
Lost it when he went to ask women
can confirm long hair is a thing for us guys.
Here's how to get a goth girlfriend
1. Respect me
2. Hold me when my PTSD gets to much even if I cry to loud
3.treat me like you'll lose me because I'm always afraid you'll leave because you're so beautiful
4.lastly kiss me with passion that feels like we are saying goodbye for the last time
That's metal as fuck
@@fireship3007 thank you 😎!!!
Cut myself on that edge
This was hilarious 😂. Chat was on point with the comments
Ppl call that"goth"?!
Just shake a bottle of SSRI’s and they’ll come out in droves.
5:10 yes, actually, all of mine were because of it
Jokes on yall I wrote the last part down:))
can confrim since i grew my hair out i have infact gotten a gf and girls quite often comment and want to talk about it
I'm a Truffle Pig for Goth Girls
Yes. Liking pretty long hair is a thing.
Homie with the Knocked Loose shirt on reminds me of Logic..... BTW Nik im still waiting on my 20$
Holy shit.... I'm crying 😢 😭 🤧 🤣 😪 😫 😢 "I don't even care anymore"
i gotta start taking notes
I loveee long haired bearded metal dudes but its still gotta be nice hair. And musicians are instantly more attractive. Well good ones. It takes talent creativity and dedication. And confidence. Good traits.
Jesus christ this was hilarious
that is what you find funny? it's like elementary school cringey kid comedy
Goth and emo are not synonymous. Goth and metalhead are not synonymous. Goth and alt are not synonymous. Goth and punk are not synonymous. Goth and grunge are not synonymous. Goth and edgy kid who wears black are not synonymous. And for the love of God, Marilyn Manson, Korn, and every other shitty nu-metal band ARE NOT GOTH!
I couldn't stop laughing when he burst into Jamie All Over. Something I'd do for real
Don't be bald like me, even a wicked viking beard won't save you.
Ragnar Forge and Fire is gonna be my new dark souls character
This dude has gotta be playing a parody. Shits hilarious. Just started video. Don't hate me
Trust me being skinny asf with long hair, I get stares like I'm some kind of creature ran from zoo, but I like it cos it pisses off society and I enjoy going against society coz society sucks....
5:01 ive had a friend who has been in the scene for years and years and all her boyfriends have had long hair 🤷♂
I am having the long hair. Can confirm that it doesnt matter. What u wana be able to do is brush hair good. Chicks love getting their hair brushed. Thats how i got my wife
As a goth girl I like don’t breathe as advice it is perfect try that thank you and long hair is a plus