Neal Brennan - All Girls Are Paranoid

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июл 2018
  • #NealBrennan on his new plane ritual, what football players are like off of the field, and why there can never be an all female CSI Team .
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  • @benconner966
    @benconner966 4 года назад +100

    "I was supposed to do elevator and I did football" got my dying

  • @mistersydster
    @mistersydster 4 года назад +314

    That lady in blue in the front row is having the time of her life and I'm totally here for it 🤣

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 года назад +1

      I couldn’t tell though, was she using two seats or are the ones in front all that spacious?

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger Год назад

      Holy crap she loves comedy! I had to rewatch. 😂

  • @anshi8791
    @anshi8791 6 лет назад +313

    "Oh I wasn't supposed to do football!"😂😂😂

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 5 лет назад +2

      Breaking News:
      Football player does Football at the wrong time

  • @dirtycitypigeon1077
    @dirtycitypigeon1077 4 года назад +612

    The Mark Twain event brought me here

  • @ephraimeshete8527
    @ephraimeshete8527 4 года назад +145

    The man called an audible! Switched his punch line to Gretzky because it was a Canadian crowd 👏🏾

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 4 года назад +7

      Good observation there ... they weren't digging the football jokes as much. Hockey?

    • @adamnowek
      @adamnowek 4 года назад +8

      It's really subtle, but that's the sign of a great comedian: attention to detail.

    • @norrismckinzie4712
      @norrismckinzie4712 4 года назад +1

      He reads the room better than most

    • @marcus9785
      @marcus9785 4 года назад +2

      Error Report He had a similar joke while performing in the US, and he used Lebron James

  • @austinlynch8857
    @austinlynch8857 4 года назад +85

    I’m genuinely impressed with the violent football players bit that had zero mention of OJ like he just decided OJ was too easy so he left it

    • @gfarrar920
      @gfarrar920 4 года назад +4

      Austin Lynch OJ was already retired. The players he mentioned were still playing at the time of their incidences.

  • @michaelmendez3572
    @michaelmendez3572 6 лет назад +303

    I did football when I was supposed to do elevator!!!!!

  • @user-me8zp2gm6h
    @user-me8zp2gm6h 6 лет назад +239

    i can see why he and dave had such good chemistry

    • @unclejesse4271
      @unclejesse4271 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah they both have good timing.

    • @loganknox7
      @loganknox7 4 года назад +4

      Rapid Studios they just don’t do the show no more

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад +1

      Frfr most people don't know neal was the reason for alot of the funniest sketches

    • @michaelhauser6440
      @michaelhauser6440 2 года назад +1

      @Mattastic Matt attack Why didn't he ever do anything funny again?

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад +11

    "football player does football at the wrong time" 😂😂😂

  • @cloud9lifee
    @cloud9lifee 6 лет назад +22

    "The great one had the guts to do it!" 😂 This guy is awesome! I love it

  • @Dani_London
    @Dani_London 6 лет назад +697

    Who's this? The pilot or a male model, my god

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 4 года назад +16

      No, this is Patrick.

    • @ludmillagutomo
      @ludmillagutomo 4 года назад +2

      say anything to stay alive & landed safely 😂😂😂

  • @davidmichael4750
    @davidmichael4750 5 лет назад +20

    4:20 wins again with this headline "football player does football at the wrong time" best joke ever on the subject of youll see

  • @jumpstart55million
    @jumpstart55million 6 лет назад +66

    This so fucking brilliant and hilarious at the same time..lmao
    That bit about football players doing football at the wrong time is spot on.

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 5 лет назад +27

    We need Neal at those athlete press conferences. Doing drugs for charity is the GOAT.

  • @chauncey6871
    @chauncey6871 4 года назад +12

    He's like the literal personification of sarcasm lol

  • @i.am.chris.mosley
    @i.am.chris.mosley 4 года назад +10

    The football bit had me laughing so hard😂😂as a retired player it hit home

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 Год назад +1

    That defeated look on his face was priceless.....
    "Awe , I wasn't supposed to do football here , I was supposed to do elevator "

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 6 лет назад +216

    Neal Brennan is low key one of the best comedians of the past 5 or so years. He just doesn’t have a lot of material out there and doesn’t promote himself as much.

    • @robgalaxy7763
      @robgalaxy7763 6 лет назад +3

      kawaiiafangirl true. Real stand up takes time.

    • @wetdog5431
      @wetdog5431 6 лет назад +11

      kawaiiafangirl he has all of the chapelle show and half baked and the arsenio hall show so you just dont know whats up hes been around since 1989. Dummy

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 6 лет назад +10

      Dead Disney I've known all of that you dumb fuck. Lmao. Don't act like you've been riding with the dude since 1989 either. Plus, he wrote for All That. GTFOH.

    • @vintagerealityvr
      @vintagerealityvr 6 лет назад +7

      He is a successful comedy writer as a day job so he's not 100% dedicated to stand up. But he's one of the best for sure

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 6 лет назад +6

      No. He's a good comedy writer. He's fine at stand-up. Has no on stage charisma

  • @RemTheMulatto
    @RemTheMulatto 6 лет назад +544

    Neal Brennan's ears could put Will Smith's ears in a head lock..

  • @lbuday
    @lbuday 6 лет назад +68

    "Lotta love for you guys"

    • @ogb4205
      @ogb4205 5 лет назад +8

      "Land the plane, land the plan, land the plan!!" Hahaha

  • @ArticruciA
    @ArticruciA 4 года назад +3

    "if it hurt one child...I'd do ecstasy." too real lol

  • @genuinelyjag
    @genuinelyjag 4 года назад +1

    3:10 That shadow across his pupils though. Perfect timing for that sequence of jokes.

  • @shampoofully7923
    @shampoofully7923 5 лет назад +16

    "Oh whoops, I was suppose to do elevator and I did football"

  • @justind4763
    @justind4763 6 лет назад +73

    This man is either about to blow up or will be one of the most underrated comics of all time

    • @dennygordon1969
      @dennygordon1969 5 лет назад +20

      He's pretty famous already

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah he is a great writer but I'm just talking about his standup

    • @dennygordon1969
      @dennygordon1969 5 лет назад +4

      @@justind4763 He has a Netflix special called 3 mics you might want to check out

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 5 лет назад +5

      @@dennygordon1969 I've seen it. Even he references this fact by mentioning his friend comparing his career to Benjamin Button

    • @randymcduffie6987
      @randymcduffie6987 5 лет назад +2

      Neal is very much .... Famous

  • @IcyMidnight
    @IcyMidnight 4 года назад +5

    Researching the local culture. Do your football joke and then say a hockey player's name 😂

  • @BoyWonder1914
    @BoyWonder1914 4 года назад +2

    “👀 lets help some kids”
    😂

  • @abdullahabuwishah817
    @abdullahabuwishah817 6 лет назад +2

    Can't wait for the next special!

  • @poopiepantsmcgee456
    @poopiepantsmcgee456 5 лет назад +37

    "Your not ready to be A father." She was right.

    • @reginacarbone4448
      @reginacarbone4448 3 года назад

      How do you still not know the difference between “your” and “you’re”??

    • @poopiepantsmcgee456
      @poopiepantsmcgee456 3 года назад

      @@reginacarbone4448 Forgive me, I please. I wasn't hooked on phonics like that.

    • @poopiepantsmcgee456
      @poopiepantsmcgee456 3 года назад

      Nvm just a vocab hater

    • @vinnie7459
      @vinnie7459 2 года назад

      @@reginacarbone4448 Grammar police on duty

  • @jamiestanley7494
    @jamiestanley7494 Год назад +1

    Totally in to your humor! So funny! I love it

  • @draganpetev4677
    @draganpetev4677 4 года назад

    This was amazing !

  • @evansonndungu6054
    @evansonndungu6054 4 года назад +9

    After Mark Twain event, I now know this guy.
    And now I have my new year resolutions on the go.

  • @GE0attack
    @GE0attack 6 лет назад

    awesome man uno

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 лет назад +3

    "Good 1 fellas" 😂

  • @Bizzczar
    @Bizzczar 6 лет назад

    One of the Goats

  • @julioarcaiko
    @julioarcaiko 6 лет назад

    “If it harms one child” brah I’m fuckin dead 😂

  • @xOneCinema
    @xOneCinema 5 лет назад

    This is a good set.

  • @MusicfromMarrs
    @MusicfromMarrs 5 лет назад +8

    Did Neal just close with “God bless!”?

  • @TrevorHarris1991
    @TrevorHarris1991 5 лет назад +1

    He’s one of the best to do it

  • @hangukhiphop
    @hangukhiphop 4 года назад +6

    I wish somebody would clap for me the way that lady claps for Neal Brennan at 4:39 and 5:26

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 4 года назад +9

    I could've sworn I saw the title as "Real Banana" and was so confused

    • @wccrispy
      @wccrispy 4 года назад

      Real Banana and Grapefruit Simmons

  • @bassad6289
    @bassad6289 Год назад +1

    "Football player does football at wrong time" had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DougMen1
    @DougMen1 2 года назад +2

    Neal is one of the funniest ever!

  • @julianacraps5814
    @julianacraps5814 4 года назад

    love him alreadyb

  • @mackten7220
    @mackten7220 6 лет назад +20

    I think he did the same bit for his new netflix special. Awesome stuff, really funny 👍👍

    • @DevilChild834
      @DevilChild834 6 лет назад +1

      Mack Ten except this was in Canada so he substituted Lebron James for Wayne Gretzky

  • @AlJamm
    @AlJamm 5 лет назад +1

    Neal is the best!!

  • @Lyndsaylohan420
    @Lyndsaylohan420 4 года назад +1

    Most underrated comedian

  • @markhippyshire
    @markhippyshire 3 года назад

    This was a super clean 5 minute set. Damn

  • @alejaendocrino6326
    @alejaendocrino6326 5 лет назад

    Hello from Colombia South America .. i just have seen the santa’s guilt thing with Trevor and can’t Stop searching material From Brennan. I am a fan

  • @the_gratefulgamer
    @the_gratefulgamer 4 года назад +103

    Damn. If only he started his set by saying
    *I write for Dave Chappelle.*
    I think the jokes would've been better recieved. This crowd was not ready for the savagery.
    Bottomline: *Great set. Shit crowd*

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 года назад +7

      Montreal seems to be consistently lame, yet they get these top flight comedians there every year.

    • @mrkenlewis
      @mrkenlewis 4 года назад +2

      Mediocre set, imo.

    • @nasri
      @nasri 4 года назад +16

      The GratefulGamer No self-respecting artist wants or needs to name drop like that. They’d want to know how their material fares on its own.

    • @seanbuchanan966
      @seanbuchanan966 4 года назад +2

      @@nasri i totally agree. Got to be his own man.

    • @ozzydanger
      @ozzydanger 4 года назад +1

      He never wrote stand up for Dave. Did write Half Baked and Chappelles show with him though. And he is hilarious.

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 5 месяцев назад

    Good look on keeping everyone safe, fam. 😊❤

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 5 лет назад

    That is fucking hilarious

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea 4 года назад +3

    I got an add-on for his Ray Lewis joke, "You get to murder one, murder one. OJ got two, but he played offense, so..."

  • @codyfarmer1
    @codyfarmer1 2 года назад +1

    His ray Rice joke is one of the greatest jokes of all time.

  • @brogsie
    @brogsie 4 года назад

    wow...that was great

  • @variscitehealing
    @variscitehealing 5 лет назад +18

    wow that's the reddest shirt I have ever seen

  • @vincestyles1030
    @vincestyles1030 3 года назад

    Now I see why Dave’s material was so good great job Neil

  • @shane-o-matic
    @shane-o-matic 4 года назад +1

    Severely underrated.

  • @HeatleyBros
    @HeatleyBros 4 года назад

    Land the plan.
    Land the plan.🤣

  • @johnjames9728
    @johnjames9728 6 лет назад +1

    Genius

  • @richardmichael7523
    @richardmichael7523 5 лет назад +1

    Football at the wrong time
    hahahahahahahahah

  • @sludgehammerz
    @sludgehammerz 5 лет назад

    I like this guy

  • @adrees
    @adrees 4 года назад +3

    I was supposed to do elevator LMAO

  • @olie3625
    @olie3625 4 года назад

    I was watching the Ray Rice video just before I stumbled upon this 🤣

  • @MrRogier200
    @MrRogier200 4 года назад +7

    @04:39 CLOSE YOU LEGS LADY!!!!!!!!

  • @dontmatter1407
    @dontmatter1407 6 лет назад

    The sock on the floor joke went over they head

  • @Donovan.Creamer
    @Donovan.Creamer 5 лет назад

    Too funny.

  • @XavierQuin
    @XavierQuin 4 года назад

    Neal's watch is dope

  • @AEKerr
    @AEKerr 4 года назад +1

    "Do drugs for charity...."😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🙏👍🤘🤙✌👌😎😎😎

  • @corywilson532
    @corywilson532 4 года назад +1

    Neal Brennan really looks like Great Value Jeff Goldblum

  • @YoumuEnjoyer
    @YoumuEnjoyer 3 года назад +2

    This guy should star in a half life movie

    • @thisisnotoleg
      @thisisnotoleg 2 года назад

      Oh damn, good observation. Neal looks like Gordon a bit.

  • @dxkumar8
    @dxkumar8 4 года назад

    You are so fucking good dude. just wow.

  • @superjeans100
    @superjeans100 5 лет назад

    1:40 😌😌

  • @PhillipForrence
    @PhillipForrence 6 лет назад

    timing was off w/the crowd a couple times but got damn good stuff

  • @LeezPgh
    @LeezPgh 4 года назад +2

    It's not called paranoia, it's called PTSD. Ha! Jokes on you.

  • @robertrttaylor2752
    @robertrttaylor2752 4 года назад +2

    Mark Twain got me here too, Neal is funny

  • @nathanpetersen1392
    @nathanpetersen1392 5 лет назад +2

    Why is this guy not more famous?!! Genius!

    • @leviathon1113
      @leviathon1113 5 лет назад

      He is, was one of the creatives for the Dave Chappelle show

    • @georgecastro6596
      @georgecastro6596 5 лет назад

      kevin fart took over thats why :/

    • @totallybored5526
      @totallybored5526 4 года назад

      If you’ve seen the rick James and prince sketches he’s famous as fizuck

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 Год назад

      He is famous among comedians.

  • @syedreza8722
    @syedreza8722 5 лет назад +1

    What's the name of this special?

  • @Myron90
    @Myron90 5 лет назад +5

    I was supposed to be doing elevator but I did football

  • @thecooljohn100
    @thecooljohn100 5 лет назад +3

    Watch his 3 mics Netflix special. He used some of those jokes in this vid but the special is really good. I didn't know who he was until I watched it and now I think he's really clever and hilarious :D

    • @CrystalHoytBeauty
      @CrystalHoytBeauty 4 года назад

      John Nazario it’s one of the best “one man shows” I’ve ever seen!

  • @acidsmokemachine5873
    @acidsmokemachine5873 5 лет назад +1

    ABOUT FUCKING TIME THIS GUY GOT NOTICED.

  • @dhabinuisance3643
    @dhabinuisance3643 4 года назад +35

    His ears aren’t big, his face is small.

  • @h3ck774
    @h3ck774 3 года назад +1

    Love how he said Wayne instead of Lebron cus he was in Canada

  • @daniellabus114
    @daniellabus114 5 лет назад

    😂😂😂

  • @404Pope
    @404Pope 6 лет назад

    I fuck with Neal great set!

  • @icarus8208
    @icarus8208 6 лет назад +7

    Bill burr did a joke on arm strong kinda like that

    • @sultanaljuhani1571
      @sultanaljuhani1571 6 лет назад

      Dugout Tony velez the sociopath on a bicycle

    • @brock33ful
      @brock33ful 6 лет назад

      I think it was on Conan he said something similar about Lance

  • @jeremiahmendoza387
    @jeremiahmendoza387 4 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MitchellBahamas
    @MitchellBahamas 6 лет назад +1

    PLEASE PLAY MORE OF NEAL'S SHIT!!

  • @DETROIT1948
    @DETROIT1948 Год назад

    ✨😂✨😂✨😂

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 4 года назад

    He and Dave should come out with another movie or bring bank chapelle show

  • @nikkinicholas2688
    @nikkinicholas2688 6 лет назад

    Neal you funny!

  • @gravypatron
    @gravypatron 4 года назад +9

    " I was supposed to do Elevator, but I did Football." Sad trombone.🤷‍♀️

  • @biiigcuzz2327
    @biiigcuzz2327 4 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelcanez4426
    @angelcanez4426 6 лет назад +8

    He was one of the Chappelle Show head writer.

    • @54NELA
      @54NELA 6 лет назад +7

      Angel Canez *co creator of chappelle show

  • @chewycactus
    @chewycactus 5 лет назад +1

    Thought this was Moshe Kasher with a haircut

  • @Hoopfan83
    @Hoopfan83 4 года назад

    Neal is underrated

  • @keithwright2506
    @keithwright2506 5 лет назад +2

    This is the definition of a tight 5 right here. Neal Brennan is one of the most underrated comedians going.

  • @yellooh
    @yellooh 4 года назад +20

    🎩
    😁
    👕👍Great!
    👖
    👞

  • @lallig8860
    @lallig8860 4 года назад +2

    "plane is best"

  • @meth2anie
    @meth2anie 4 года назад +4

    My throat hurts. I shouldn't have watched this lol... this crowd wasn't sure if they were supposed to laugh. And that was even funnier. Its just one lady in the front having the time of her life lol

  • @JohnVC
    @JohnVC 3 года назад

    Whenever I think Neil Brennan I think of Dave Chappelle and his joke about "Chip", the white guy that was driving high and got pulled over by the cops. I'm pretty sure they were friends, and I'm pretty sure Neil could be the "Chip" guy.