Joe Rogan - Neal Brennan Tells a Creepy Bill Cosby Story

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  • @chefpaul7518
    @chefpaul7518 4 года назад +1729

    Neal Brennan: "I wouldn't hire a hot assistant!"
    Joe: "That is really good advice."
    Jamie: 😢

  • @jordanfoley8673
    @jordanfoley8673 5 лет назад +3444

    Neal Brennan looks like a modern day Nigel Thornberry.

  • @mrskunk4732
    @mrskunk4732 4 года назад +189

    "I was 19, so it was ok to be condescending to me"
    Joe: "not really..."
    My man. 😎

    • @yellowleaf28
      @yellowleaf28 Год назад +4

      Apparently bill had a radar for those who felt/excused like Neal

  • @rakezmohammad9613
    @rakezmohammad9613 6 лет назад +1652

    Legend has it Neal is still about to sip his drink

    • @callen9623
      @callen9623 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao! Twice! Hahahaha 😂

    • @pfzt
      @pfzt 5 лет назад +3

      lol, brilliant :)

    • @Tubeydoobydoo
      @Tubeydoobydoo 5 лет назад +18

      Just sip it. SIP IT!!

    • @djc5897
      @djc5897 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @gregwasilciw
      @gregwasilciw 4 года назад +8

      Rakez Mohammad - I thought it was cough syrup, lol

  • @EthanOfTheManyVoices
    @EthanOfTheManyVoices 5 лет назад +1334

    4:31-5:02 is the most suspenseful “will he drink the kombucha?” moment I’ve ever experienced

  • @Dan.Solo.Chicago
    @Dan.Solo.Chicago 2 года назад +291

    My dad had a Bill Cosby story. My dad was a paramedic and after he retired from the Chicago Fire Department he worked as an emergency medic on film sets all though the 90’s. They were filming something with Bill and it was a really hot day. A young woman on set was having a really hard time with the heat. She was a light skinned black woman, that detail is relevant to the story. It got to a point where her reaction to the heat was potentially harmful and she really needed to cool off. The closest place they could find for her with air conditioning happened to be Bill Cosby’s limousine. Well, Bill caught her in there and was not cool about it. He sits down, calm and quiet and starts with, “Do you know how much money I make?” He then calmly berates her, saying he makes more money than her, or anyone in her family will ever make in their entire life. That the only reason she thought it was ok for her to do what she did was because her and her whole family was poor ghetto trash, and that’s why she didn’t know any better. That she was only here, and everything she achieved in life was because of her looks. Mind you, my dad put her in that limo to cool off due to a medical emergency. Bill went on like that, just tearing her to pieces, and wouldn’t let her say a single thing in her defense. He made her cry. He didn’t like that either, and then went off about that. Just completely taking this girl apart. I don’t know if my dad heard Bill say all this or if he was told after the fact. The way he told the story sounds like he actually heard Bill say all this. As a result he would never watch anything that had Bill Cosby in it. He had a ton of stories like that.

    • @mozfonky
      @mozfonky 2 года назад +38

      Bill's sick.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 года назад +2

      He's a fucking sadist.

    • @MisterB2eternity
      @MisterB2eternity 2 года назад

      I can believe it. I'm from Philly, Bill Cosby's hometown and most of us know that he was a mean and arrogant man. I guess he forgot at one time he was poor and lived in the Richard Allen projects in North Philly.

    • @loveall1013
      @loveall1013 2 года назад +25

      Wow. So cruel. Good for your dad too. I would do the same. When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.

    • @mustent5713
      @mustent5713 2 года назад

      Most rich people are mean, where's the rape? All y'all bozos want to say he's sick with no proof. All you can prove is that he's mean. Well I'm mean too and I would have had a problem with her ass in my limo too

  • @Jeremy-ql1or
    @Jeremy-ql1or 7 лет назад +890

    Watching Neal in this video is like in a movie where a person's drink has been poisoned and they keep almost drinking it but then not taking the sip at the last minute.

  • @gil10mtn
    @gil10mtn 7 лет назад +3637

    Neal Brennan looks like Eric Clapton if he was still on heroin.

    • @neiltaschuk5690
      @neiltaschuk5690 6 лет назад +54

      Donald Gilmore Hahahaha. One of the funniest things I’ve ever read

    • @phatbastardbeats
      @phatbastardbeats 6 лет назад +19

      Hilarious and true!

    • @rl1800
      @rl1800 6 лет назад +22

      That's it. Junkie Clapton.

    • @andrewmcgrath9928
      @andrewmcgrath9928 6 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @TRJ2241987
      @TRJ2241987 6 лет назад +18

      lmao, I feel like I've been waiting 15 years for someone to point this out to me, you are spot on

  • @PennsylvaniaHistoryBuff
    @PennsylvaniaHistoryBuff 5 лет назад +103

    When I was younger I worked in the parking lot for Sixers games and Cosby and his son would frequently show up. We were told to just let him in, no charge. He was extremely condescending to us, but I always assumed it was because we were the lowly kids working the lot. Dr. J on the other hand was one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. He’d actually engage with us.

    • @umungus518
      @umungus518 3 года назад +25

      I met Dr J at a sixers basketball camp, he just came to watch his nephew play who was also in the camp. I was sitting down the the row on the same bench watching the game waiting for my next game. He actually started talking to me and other players before anyone said a word to him. The coaches told us not to bother him so we didn't but he started conversations with us, asked us where we were from and stuff like that. Super awesome dude and will forever be my favorite 76er.

    • @garyenwards1608
      @garyenwards1608 3 года назад +3

      Classic Cosby

    • @randyposs6281
      @randyposs6281 2 года назад +5

      I met many pro players active and retired and all were nice to us fans

    • @aarondavid5866
      @aarondavid5866 Год назад

      bill cosby is a rapist that has nothing to do with you. Celebs dont owe you fucking engagement i wouldnt

    • @przybyla420
      @przybyla420 Год назад +1

      Well Dr J must have worked his ass off so it makes sense he had good character

  • @darrensmith6504
    @darrensmith6504 5 лет назад +2156

    "Don't hire a hot assistant"
    *alternate universe*
    Joe: Hey Jessica pull that up for me.

  • @lilsiliconepopper9918
    @lilsiliconepopper9918 5 лет назад +694

    You know a Chappelle quote is real when it starts with “Word?”

    • @7Be
      @7Be 5 лет назад +17

      I know as soon as he said that I could see trust shit in my head

    • @jasonbourne4784
      @jasonbourne4784 2 года назад +4

      @@7Be What is this sentence?

  • @siasleopard2668
    @siasleopard2668 5 лет назад +458

    Even when Dave chappelles not in the room
    He’s still the funniest guy in it

    • @jjjjj2220
      @jjjjj2220 4 года назад +5

      He wrote have of that show

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 4 года назад +29

      @@jjjjj2220 Good thing you didn't write anything for that show. Everything would be misspelled.

    • @Leon390
      @Leon390 3 года назад +16

      @@jennyanydots2389 They misspelled one word. Don't act like you're some grammar efficienado.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 года назад +14

      @@Leon390 I'm the president of black people.

    • @michaelelliott2050
      @michaelelliott2050 3 года назад +5

      @@jennyanydots2389 must suck

  • @KillrCorsair
    @KillrCorsair 7 лет назад +1722

    Neal"maybe I'll take a sip maybe I won't"Brennan

    • @jwhorvath1
      @jwhorvath1 7 лет назад +61

      KillrCorsair omg its torturing me. Sip it!

    • @kasslarado5148
      @kasslarado5148 7 лет назад +54

      TAKE THE FUCKING SIP

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 7 лет назад +7

      Lmao😸

    • @darkhorse306
      @darkhorse306 7 лет назад +30

      Thats some Chappelle shit, he does that with a lighter and smoke all the fucking time

    • @PhiloBedo
      @PhiloBedo 7 лет назад +21

      4:55 SOOOOOOOO CLOSE

  • @chingasofarkaso
    @chingasofarkaso 5 лет назад +469

    "The hot nanny always ends up being a problem...Dont hire a hot nanny..."
    Arnold: *sigh*

    • @mispelling
      @mispelling 5 лет назад +5

      Ya she was smoking!

    • @tedzink4574
      @tedzink4574 4 года назад +28

      Um, did you see that woman? Hot, you sure?

    • @mariea82
      @mariea82 4 года назад +7

      Just ask Jude Law

    • @aaronf8136
      @aaronf8136 4 года назад +5

      Hot or ugly, Neal should know men will cheat with women that close to them and not necessarily because of how they look.

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C 4 года назад +11

      @@aaronf8136 Very true.
      When the Arnie scandal broke, there was an article I read that advised rich housewives to hire attractive domestic staff, because beautiful women are much more likely to turn down a guy's advances than average or ugly women, plus the husband will be less likely to think that he has a shot with her.

  • @kidangel6305
    @kidangel6305 3 года назад +93

    “In my experience with humanity” has to be the greatest quote of all time

    • @codywendt5218
      @codywendt5218 3 года назад +5

      thinking anything Neal has said being the greatest quote of all time was your first mistake

  • @BakemonoShiz
    @BakemonoShiz 7 лет назад +156

    3:54 "Word?...she was the most qualified?" I can totally hear Dave saying that. lol.

    • @adamgm84
      @adamgm84 5 лет назад +9

      I thought that too haha, like you could feel the authentic energy coming through

  • @jesuiscequejesuis2267
    @jesuiscequejesuis2267 7 лет назад +892

    Neal Brennan: I wouldn't even hire a hot assistant.
    Neal Brennan's Assistant: Well gee, thanks for saying you think I'm a dog.

    • @checkoutthebigbrainonbrad7668
      @checkoutthebigbrainonbrad7668 7 лет назад +25

      Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis Women do make dramatic fucking leaps like that.

    • @Cheatrrr
      @Cheatrrr 7 лет назад +8

      Neal Brennan don't give a fuck. But fr the dude is cool to listen too. The Brilliant Idiots episode with him is still one of the best today.

    • @JollyRogersBoy666
      @JollyRogersBoy666 7 лет назад

      Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis I'm pretty sure there's a Jamie joke in there

    • @nyxxie023
      @nyxxie023 7 лет назад +24

      How is that a leap?

    • @mattbarnes3467
      @mattbarnes3467 6 лет назад +7

      You ever think his assistant, if he has one is a dude?

  • @Scottsdaleofficesteve
    @Scottsdaleofficesteve 3 года назад +40

    Neal really having an eternal struggle on whether he wants to drink that cough syrup

  • @adamlees4496
    @adamlees4496 5 лет назад +337

    Dude looks like one of the POW's chuck norris recued in missing in action.

    • @bacchanal888
      @bacchanal888 5 лет назад +4

      Dave Chappelle was also missing in action...

    • @MK-ru9xp
      @MK-ru9xp 5 лет назад +1

      😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hellcla5
      @hellcla5 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @stavrosrabchencko5479
      @stavrosrabchencko5479 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @R0tten.p3ach
      @R0tten.p3ach 4 года назад

      LMFAO 😂😂 he does look a lil malnourished. Man needs some milk

  • @InformedPanda
    @InformedPanda 7 лет назад +1084

    She lied to you Neal, she never got sick...

    • @kingtutt880
      @kingtutt880 7 лет назад +72

      LOL was about to make this comment, but wanted to see how far down I'd have to scroll to see this comment. She totally went.

    • @Cheatrrr
      @Cheatrrr 7 лет назад +2

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @HPsauce1234
      @HPsauce1234 7 лет назад +5

      Randy Marsh go go skankhunt42

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 7 лет назад +28

      Veris he charmed and groomed her. That is what predators do.

    • @azzladz1264
      @azzladz1264 6 лет назад +54

      "am sick"
      Cosby "drink this, medicine"
      ahah

  • @spudlyson
    @spudlyson 2 года назад +13

    My moms friend dated him a few times and she said he was a creep. I couldn’t believe it. Years later it’s official, he’s a creep.

  • @harryfyhr4010
    @harryfyhr4010 5 лет назад +973

    A girl who starts her story with "this one time I was on the street,crying.."
    red flag,dude,red flag

  • @wellsayd
    @wellsayd 5 лет назад +128

    My mother interviewed him in the 70's for our local paper. He acted like a jerk to her and she left the interview crying.

  • @gardenlover9663
    @gardenlover9663 3 года назад +10

    My mom told me she met Cosby at a hotel, and he asked her to play tennis. She said no because she didn't have a raquet. I couldn't believe it! I told her she should have bought one... After everything came out, I told her I was really happy she didn't play tennis with him.

  • @MassHysteriaMan
    @MassHysteriaMan 7 лет назад +565

    Thought he was drinking codeine for a second 😂

    • @davidxeno7797
      @davidxeno7797 7 лет назад +1

      Jacques Fitness facts lmaoo

    • @Jmaka1632
      @Jmaka1632 7 лет назад

      Fr

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 7 лет назад +11

      Looks like kombucha

    • @jon_killa
      @jon_killa 7 лет назад +29

      Jacques Fitness that’s exactly why I’m in the comment section rn

    • @SuperJaviervela
      @SuperJaviervela 7 лет назад +1

      jonk91111 bro same

  • @girlslaughingjp
    @girlslaughingjp 5 лет назад +75

    Whenever I see joe say it’s “entirely possible” I hear 10 other joes saying it with him in unison.

  • @KaiM2583
    @KaiM2583 4 года назад +28

    Watching Brennan *almost* sip from that bottle was beginning to drive me a little bit insane.

  • @alexanderwalle3568
    @alexanderwalle3568 6 лет назад +15

    It's amazing how right someone can be and people still don't listen no matter what and how long it goes on.

  • @smasherblues5322
    @smasherblues5322 5 лет назад +28

    “You’re such a good dad.” Lmao

  • @josephharden5592
    @josephharden5592 9 месяцев назад +3

    3:34 "I hired an assistant for the sexy" slip up 😂

  • @sandys2672
    @sandys2672 3 года назад +142

    I have a “why would Bill Cosby do that” story. I worked at a dinner theater where he was performing and before his show he saw me and walked behind the bar and asked me what I wanted to drink I told him a Diet Coke and he said you’ll have a gin and tonic and proceeded to make me one. I did not drink it. He was so creepy its hard to describe. All I can say is he seemed like somehow evil had him transformed the exact opposite of that character that he always played. I was freaked out the way he looked at me it was a very “dark look”. Not sexual, it went beyond that like he was dead inside and determined to do and get whatever he wanted. He didn’t give a shit. I was a bug on the sidewalk.

    • @anarchorepublican5954
      @anarchorepublican5954 3 года назад +13

      ....my grandmother who passed away in the mid 70's ...used to talk about Bill Cosby flirting heavy with her at a Casino in Reno...she was in her sixties at the time...I always assumed she was exaggerating and/or Cosby was clowning her...not so much now...I seem to recall she said he offered to buy her a drink...she was a teetotaler...

    • @garyenwards1608
      @garyenwards1608 3 года назад +5

      @@anarchorepublican5954 My great-uncle was a bit of a con man. He saw Bill Cosby in a casino one time. He went up to Bill and pretended like he knew him and Bill Cosby fell for it and my great-uncle proceeded to "Borrow" $10,000 from him he told Cosby that he was having a hard time at the poker table and that he was down ten Grand and would he mind floating him and Cosby fell for it

    • @garyenwards1608
      @garyenwards1608 3 года назад +6

      Sounds about right. If I can remember some more of the story a little bit better as my father told it to me a long time ago he knew that Cosby wouldn't know his name not really having ever met him before and he used that fact to make Cosby feel embarrassed and at a loss. He used it as leverage against him in the conversation the way that a conman would know how to do in order to make him feel an obligation when asked to borrow the money. Cosby wound up handed the funds over to my father's uncle. I forgot to mention that this took place most likely in the 1970s possibly the late sixties. So $10,000 then is a lot more than $10,000 now, he really gave it to the Huckster

    • @user-pq6mr6op3p
      @user-pq6mr6op3p 3 года назад +10

      Oh Bullshit...

    • @andobraun5614
      @andobraun5614 3 года назад

      @ewtube isasshoe falsch, du solltest niemals versuchen, einen ficker zu ficken. Er wird es kommen sehen. Steht schon so in der bibel.

  • @giusepperesponte8077
    @giusepperesponte8077 3 года назад +61

    Yeah, the story he tells about how Cosby spoke to him makes sense. My dad was a background singer and voice actor and my aunt was a background singer and acted in a number of movies, probably the most famous being newsies, and they were both Hollywood mainstays for about 7 years, they both met Cosby on separate occasions and both said he was the rudest, most blatantly racist person they ever met in Hollywood.

    • @ACarter87
      @ACarter87 2 года назад

      @@ileensosa4406 you need to see a psychiatrist

    • @michaelbarbarich3965
      @michaelbarbarich3965 2 года назад

      @@ileensosa4406 you're defending a serial rapist. Btw, Cosby isn't an African. Homeboy wasn't born in Africa. He never was a citizen of any African nation. Real brain genius hours.

    • @hoodstarza.m.g5809
      @hoodstarza.m.g5809 2 года назад

      @@ileensosa4406 exactly, America has become so stupid its ridiculous. Its like social media has dumb the ppl down so much that the oppressed opinions are judged by the oppressing ppl as racist smfh Ironic

    • @TheJpep2424
      @TheJpep2424 2 года назад +6

      White people made him rich

  • @sammyrizzo1199
    @sammyrizzo1199 4 года назад +14

    I almost spit out my drink when he said the ultimate musical. 🤣🤣

  • @YokozunaNumber1
    @YokozunaNumber1 7 лет назад +122

    3:33 - Neal: "I hired an assistant for the sexy -- for the second season of Chappelle Show."

    • @brandyrose9997
      @brandyrose9997 6 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @TheElectricMayhem
      @TheElectricMayhem 6 лет назад +7

      Neal "I name-drop Chappelle 100% of the time" Brennan

    • @BedStuyBro
      @BedStuyBro 6 лет назад +5

      Freudian slip.

    • @MD-ev9hs
      @MD-ev9hs 6 лет назад +2

      Gorilla Monsoon You are VERY CLEVER! Thank you for your keen insight!!

    • @nobsoul2179
      @nobsoul2179 5 лет назад

      yo i caught that too

  • @brotherted
    @brotherted 6 лет назад +280

    That’s the all time LEAST creepy story about Bill Cosby.
    Bad title for this video.

    • @nobodysreview6137
      @nobodysreview6137 5 лет назад +27

      Not really, he befriended her and then had her get dressed up just so after he gained her trust and he was gonna rape her.

    • @bluecheesewithwings2105
      @bluecheesewithwings2105 5 лет назад +11

      @@nobodysreview6137 you going to a mans room and then having sex with him isn't rape just because you changed your mind after the fact smh

    • @dixgun
      @dixgun 5 лет назад +1

      brotherted it’s so BC’s pattern with girls but, yeh, I agree with you. I just can’t think of another title that wouldn’t be considered probably too boring.

    • @joecook5689
      @joecook5689 5 лет назад +3

      @John Lydon agreed. Ghb slipping is rape. Pretty sure. Sorry. It is.

    • @brown_xKMD
      @brown_xKMD 5 лет назад +1

      it’s a great title, got all of us to click and watch the video which is the channel’s objective

  • @ML-yr9nr
    @ML-yr9nr 4 года назад +51

    The scariest stories to me are of Bill Cosby and Ellen Degeneres who play family fun on tv but are cold irl

    • @anarchorepublican5954
      @anarchorepublican5954 3 года назад +6

      Jerry Lewis 🤡=👿

    • @kendraroxannelittle1156
      @kendraroxannelittle1156 Год назад

      Has Ellen drugged & raped people for decades? Bill has. Watch Secrets of Playboy for more of those stories. Hef knew he did it & let him come around.

    • @mikepalmer1971
      @mikepalmer1971 Год назад +2

      If you just assume all actors are terrible narcissist them you will be right most often. Most of these types are sociopathic narcissists.

  • @mikehoncho8857
    @mikehoncho8857 5 лет назад +140

    Thought this dude was sippin lean right out the bottle

  • @grimtv3218
    @grimtv3218 5 лет назад +128

    >"she's the most qualified"
    >produced ghostbusters
    Bruh, pick 1

    • @NealX
      @NealX 5 лет назад +18

      Just because the movie's a turd doesn't mean a producer was bad, producers don't have as much to do with the artistic/creative side, they aren't the writer/director/actors.

    • @noneofyourbusiness747
      @noneofyourbusiness747 5 лет назад +7

      Assistant becomes a Hollywood producer. That's not a hot chick's job, so clearly he's not the only one who thinks she is competent.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 5 лет назад +7

      It made money for a bunch of actors and their unions and associations🤷🏻‍♂️ and was a great write off for a few companies that financed it.
      When a producer is successful is because it produced a way to make money...quality is not really what they talk about
      When an actor says it was successful, that's when the movie is kinda good but the company did not make as much money as they wanted and thus producer are fired 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @parapoliticos52
      @parapoliticos52 4 года назад +2

      @@jlbueno0611 Ghostbusters lost 200 millions.

    • @chillingguy8386
      @chillingguy8386 4 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment!!!! LOL thank you

  • @rickyhall6687
    @rickyhall6687 3 года назад +41

    Neal: "So I dated a girl...."
    Everyone: "Bullshit"

    • @billmoss2877
      @billmoss2877 3 года назад

      You are wrong.

    • @THEREALBONZO
      @THEREALBONZO 3 года назад +4

      The way he holds that bottle says correct.

  • @doeyjiaz4798
    @doeyjiaz4798 6 лет назад +40

    Neal is one of the most real comedy writers of the past 20 years. The dude consistently writes gold

  • @nicholasp7095
    @nicholasp7095 7 лет назад +347

    "She went on to make Ghostbusters, so yeah, she was qualified!"
    Neal... uhhh... not sure if you... never mind.

    • @felinefine1761
      @felinefine1761 7 лет назад +54

      butt master I was thinking the same thing. Sounds like she was better off being his assistant lol

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk 7 лет назад +10

      Heat is also a fairly forgettable movie. All I can remember from it is the song by Moby New Dawn Fades

    • @Mr-E.
      @Mr-E. 7 лет назад +8

      He is talking about Michelle Imperato. Was a producer on Ghostbusters and The Heat

    • @thelastmotel
      @thelastmotel 6 лет назад +3

      He's talking about Jessie Henderson www.imdb.com/name/nm2295810/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr5

    • @jsilence418
      @jsilence418 6 лет назад +13

      Yeah should have left the Ghostbusters thing out pal not a sign of success. He meant the last Ghostbusters right ?

  • @leahvogel5527
    @leahvogel5527 3 года назад +14

    Joe & Neil both agreeing while giving each other the look & saying "never hire a hot nanny" was _hilarious_

  • @note2owns
    @note2owns 5 лет назад +54

    Neal Brennan is a funny dude. He helped make the Chappelle show what it was.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 года назад +2

      Yes. He was a writer on Dave's show.

    • @harrymothowl8923
      @harrymothowl8923 2 года назад

      @@finished6267 I think your being facetious he was actually co creator and co head writer as he was on Half Baked and helped him write many of his stand up bits they were a team

  • @Joshua-zw7jl
    @Joshua-zw7jl 5 лет назад +11

    'Don't hire a hot nanny'
    Joe - "I would agree with that."
    🤣🤣

  • @peep39
    @peep39 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was aware of Neal Brennan through chappelle but I had never heard him speak until now. Now I have a much better understanding of why chappelle's show was so good

  • @nomisj4622
    @nomisj4622 7 лет назад +107

    Neal "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Brennan

  • @juanitaonthego7745
    @juanitaonthego7745 4 года назад +4

    "I think it is possible but I do think is not very likely, in my experience with humanity" lol....that statement was so funny and endearing, and Joe´s right away response too ♥

  • @MF_JONES
    @MF_JONES 3 года назад +3

    4:33
    Me: "Come on... Come on... JUST TAKE A F***ING SIP!!"
    5:01
    Me: "OH COME ON MAN!!"

  • @deucesolo
    @deucesolo 6 лет назад +186

    Is he drinking Robitussin?

  • @Kavilion
    @Kavilion 4 года назад +22

    I’ve never before heard someone say “And” 700 times during a 5-minute story.

    • @allancouceiro9905
      @allancouceiro9905 3 года назад +1

      and, ahhhhhh..... ahhhhhhhmm... now, ahhhhh..... ahhhhhh
      aaahhhHhhhhHhHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • @lj8846
    @lj8846 4 года назад +31

    Joe ”entirely possible” Rogan

  • @Not2Be0utDone
    @Not2Be0utDone 7 лет назад +16

    Neal “I can’t tell a story to save my life” Brennan

  • @cahookie901
    @cahookie901 7 лет назад +19

    Neal "I dont know if I've told you this story" Brennan

  • @lasveryown664
    @lasveryown664 Год назад

    3:56 😂😂😂😂 i Can literally picture Dave going “Word”

  • @ohiohunter5
    @ohiohunter5 4 года назад +28

    Worked one of his concerts back in the day and dealing with him shattered every illusion I had of him from my youth. Total d bag.

  • @johnmontes8867
    @johnmontes8867 4 года назад +12

    3:20 🤣 Joe’s reaction!!!

  • @JokersWild70
    @JokersWild70 3 года назад +6

    "...I was on the street crying, Mr. Cosby walked up, asked why I was crying and handed me a glass of something and said 'here, drink this. It'll make you feel MUCH better.' LMAO

  • @patriciareilly530
    @patriciareilly530 3 года назад +20

    I knew someone who went to a dinner party at Cosby's home. He said Cosby had a split level table that elevated him above the guests.

  • @darrell3643
    @darrell3643 3 года назад +13

    Legend has it that he is still very close to taking a drink

  • @alegator7249
    @alegator7249 2 года назад +11

    Neal is still gun-shy about what he's drinking. The last time he drank in front of someone he woke up with a rubber hanging out of his barndoor and Cosby asking him if he wanted breakfast.

  • @thejoshuahatcher
    @thejoshuahatcher 2 года назад +7

    I was on the edge of my seat that whole video waiting for him to finally take a drink from that bottle of juice.

  • @4EyedAnimation
    @4EyedAnimation 6 лет назад +211

    Why's he drinking A1 Steak Sauce?

  • @controlthenight
    @controlthenight Год назад +1

    Wait, is he drinking cough syrup from the bottle? 😂

  • @Normaister1
    @Normaister1 5 лет назад +12

    He is talking about Jessie Henderson for those who are wondering :)

  • @jenniferw5095
    @jenniferw5095 2 года назад +11

    I am still shocked to this day that there are women out there who think it's okay and normal for older men to befriend them. A neighbor of mine used to talk to me and yell at his wife if she interrupted our neighborly chat. I was so disgusted that I would avoid talking with him and told my daughter to avoid him. Her gut instincts didn't flare up when he told her what to wear??

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Год назад

      You had that experience, that woman didn’t.
      Cosby was partly able to get away with it because of his fake persona of a harmless family doctor. And not just any doctor but an OBGYN.

  • @747isBestPizzaEver
    @747isBestPizzaEver 3 года назад +1

    Gotta love the Freudian slip @ 3:35 🤭 "...the sex seas...the SECOND season"; absolutely phenomenal. Especially given that he's whip smart, & rarely slips, in...err, I mean UP! 😏

  • @MSH3423
    @MSH3423 6 лет назад +12

    I can hear Chapelle saying ”Word~~”

  • @iconsportsnetwork4974
    @iconsportsnetwork4974 6 лет назад +286

    You dated a hot chick?? Lmao.

    • @beautifulsurprise9424
      @beautifulsurprise9424 6 лет назад +38

      Funny dudes get beautiful women all the time.

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 6 лет назад +9

      Right......so this guy obviously writes fiction.

    • @TheElectricMayhem
      @TheElectricMayhem 6 лет назад +12

      I like how he trails off thinking about "the one that got away". 0:08

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 5 лет назад +9

      i'm sure just saying he was one of the head writers for chappelle show got him plenty of ass

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 5 лет назад +2

      @@joys8634 I agree. He looks like he's got some secret health problem he's not telling people about.

  • @samwitch33
    @samwitch33 4 года назад +8

    Neil looks like a hero to his friend for being honest. It subconsciously saved that woman he warned her about

  • @43filmsconsulting14
    @43filmsconsulting14 5 лет назад +18

    "He was gonna take her to the ultimate musical." - Neal Brennan 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @fredrick7434
    @fredrick7434 6 лет назад +13

    Neal "Sippin' imitation vanilla" Brennan

  • @Noah-ym3nd
    @Noah-ym3nd 3 года назад +2

    Joe was thinking about his hot nanny when Neal mentioned it 😂

  • @assholio203
    @assholio203 5 лет назад +231

    “She was the most qualified. She went on to produce ghostbusters” what a oxymoron

    • @bobbyboucher1855
      @bobbyboucher1855 5 лет назад +25

      Bill Cosby your cheeks sore?

    • @Nik-ff3tu
      @Nik-ff3tu 5 лет назад +5

      Careful how you use the word, Bill

    • @elliotlucas8497
      @elliotlucas8497 5 лет назад +10

      Still holding a grudge huh?

    • @NoviProleterijat
      @NoviProleterijat 5 лет назад +11

      He was talking about Jessie Henderson if anyone was wondering

    • @criticalmass527
      @criticalmass527 5 лет назад +3

      Droppin' knowledge like you're droppin' pills

  • @rockingbirdey
    @rockingbirdey 6 лет назад +20

    When I first saw this guy talking to Joe, all I could think about was:
    "If you wanna hang out/you better take her out/cocaine"

  • @TheHartFamily813
    @TheHartFamily813 3 года назад +9

    The only thing worse than hearing a girl say "like" several times in every sentence is when a dude does it.

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 7 лет назад +739

    I think we've found the world's worst storyteller

    • @82PeRK
      @82PeRK 6 лет назад +25

      i disagree.

    • @TheAwesomeOne685
      @TheAwesomeOne685 6 лет назад +7

      eh im about the same or worse tbh

    • @LeeH688
      @LeeH688 6 лет назад +10

      Neal Brennan is a no talent bullshitter who only has a career because he know how to stroke celebrities egos and befriend them. This opinion is shared by Neal’s comedian brother Kevin who calls him a “starfucker”

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 лет назад +8

      @@LeeH688Chappelle Show wouldn't have been a success without him. It was his directing and editing that made the Rick James sketch the masterpiece it was.

  • @omarhernandez289oh
    @omarhernandez289oh 6 лет назад +62

    Neal really says a lot without really saying a lot

  • @NormaLilia24
    @NormaLilia24 4 года назад +8

    Anyone else just staring at the drink waiting for it to be dranked 😂

    • @keithmorgan742
      @keithmorgan742 Год назад

      Wow, do you really think "dranked" is a word?

    • @NormaLilia24
      @NormaLilia24 Год назад

      @@keithmorgan742 how would you have said that Mr. English Professor? Also for context; English is my second language so there’s that

  • @lordcrumb07
    @lordcrumb07 7 лет назад +22

    of course his wife knew all about it. she couldn't have not known.

  • @cvbabc
    @cvbabc 6 лет назад +4

    I was so disappointed about Cosby. You millenials can't know the incredible stature he had. Remember there was no Internet in the 80's and early 90's. People aren't exaggerating when they say he was America's dad.

  • @dixonanimals2012
    @dixonanimals2012 3 года назад +2

    “Don’t hire a hot assistant!”
    “You’re right. Jamie you’re fired”

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 7 лет назад +238

    The amount of times this guy awkwardly pauses and says, "uhhhhhh" drives me nuts.

  • @adamsmithintin2803
    @adamsmithintin2803 5 лет назад +53

    Neal Brennan looks like a Dutch guy that’s in denial about being Dutch

    • @voodoomoss
      @voodoomoss 5 лет назад +8

      I bet his family tree looks like a windmill.

    • @andrewmair7371
      @andrewmair7371 4 года назад

      …an’ a few other things too 🙄

    • @charltonheston969
      @charltonheston969 4 года назад

      He's Tall blonde blue eyes & good looking ?

    • @reneekaradshehthankthankq323
      @reneekaradshehthankthankq323 4 года назад

      Lol!Are from Grand Rapids?

    • @8rr725
      @8rr725 4 года назад

      Uhh... his name is Neal Brennan. Obviously Irish. Maybe you're just as racist as Cosby.

  • @govindkrishnan6839
    @govindkrishnan6839 3 года назад +9

    3:30 "i hired a assistant for the sex...second season of Chappelle show." I caught that.

  • @avengingme
    @avengingme 6 лет назад +22

    "I hired an assistant for the sexy s- for the second season of the chapelle show, right?" Yeah we heard that freudian slip

  • @PunkMartyr
    @PunkMartyr 3 года назад +3

    When a guy that looks like this says you’re creepy.. you’re creepy.

  • @landontucker6824
    @landontucker6824 4 года назад +1

    Bro was scarred to take that drink

  • @mansisity
    @mansisity 2 года назад +10

    Cosby gave a speech at my moms college graduation back in the day and was so drunk it was comical. My brother and I went to the restroom and noticed Bill Cosby was literally pissing right next to us in the urinal and he reeked of booze lol

  • @gannypoo66
    @gannypoo66 5 лет назад +15

    3:33 Neal "i hired an assistant for the sex" Brennan

  • @tinderbox218
    @tinderbox218 4 года назад +1

    "You're such a good dad." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mainammmm
    @mainammmm 7 лет назад +7

    What Bill Cosby said to this guy at Arsenio's was really awful, I would never wish that to happen to anybody.

  • @ShakKhan17
    @ShakKhan17 7 лет назад +9

    Funny how similar Neal and Chappelle's mannerisms are.

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 3 года назад +2

    Finish your goddamn drink, sir.

  • @RedmayneDeadmayne
    @RedmayneDeadmayne 3 года назад +4

    It's fitting to have "creepy" in a title for a video featuring Neal

  • @staceyfarrell-elvidge5673
    @staceyfarrell-elvidge5673 6 лет назад +6

    What's more creepy is the way these two guys are talking about women through their own experience or the experience of men that they know. I didn't hear them shouting out any warnings to the general public.

    • @jimmymoz9140
      @jimmymoz9140 6 лет назад +2

      Fucking A ....No respect for women, No class and boring to boot. Talking about a subject like this and they start objectifiying women. Fucking Pigdogs .

    • @jaredrivard6547
      @jaredrivard6547 6 лет назад

      Its my opinion that your reading to much into it. "Talking about women through there own experiences", its kind of hard to speak on some else's experience, case and point, Neal's shitty story about his friends experience with Cosby.

  • @ironghostrotation
    @ironghostrotation 4 года назад +1

    Joe said" yes yes dont hire a hot nanny id give this advice as well" lololololol

  • @josevasquez5293
    @josevasquez5293 6 лет назад +31

    Yo I think he's drinking vitameatavegamin lol

  • @kokane2340
    @kokane2340 5 лет назад +16

    My dude sipping on a whole pint of high tec that’s wassup

    • @SactownJ
      @SactownJ 5 лет назад +1

      Thats kombucha

    • @edgarallanpoe8917
      @edgarallanpoe8917 4 года назад +2

      @@SactownJ if he drank less high tech he prol would've known that lol

    • @TheRealFrankZombo
      @TheRealFrankZombo 4 года назад +2

      For real looks like it right lmao but it's some vegan hippy drink

    • @kokane2340
      @kokane2340 4 года назад

      Edgar Allan Poe you’re fuckin dumb if u think normal people like me sip that poison.

  • @lukuswagner9652
    @lukuswagner9652 2 года назад +1

    Any one else keep thinking hes drinking a bottle of formaldehyde or cough syrup.

  • @digiprez77
    @digiprez77 Год назад +28

    My parents met Cosby at a medical benefit dinner thing and he went after their young black doctor friend. He came and sat next to her at their table. They were shocked at how crass he was. My mom wanted to slap him. The girl escaped physically unharmed, btw, but after she rejected him he whispered something in her ear that made her cry and she refused to say what it was.

    • @KevinShaughnessy-mt9jt
      @KevinShaughnessy-mt9jt Год назад +2

      Hearsay

    • @Me-qp8vz
      @Me-qp8vz Год назад

      @@KevinShaughnessy-mt9jt Wow how much of a moron are you? I heard from you but you will claim that is hearsay too won't you.

    • @azynkron
      @azynkron Год назад

      Good story, bro

    • @hollystiener16
      @hollystiener16 Год назад +6

      @@KevinShaughnessy-mt9jt Most likely not

    • @brittnyrv5087
      @brittnyrv5087 Год назад +1

      ​@icankillbugs lemme guess, your 10yrs old lol