Bill Burr, Marlon Wayans and more Joke About Their Kids Pt. 1 | Netflix
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David was such a good motivational parent to his daughters. I know they gone miss him, but hopefully they can rewatch his stand ups and always remember the lessons. Hell imma miss him myself.
Me, too ❤️😪
If he's dead that sucks. I hate discovering celebrities after they are dead. I had never seen him until this video. This is like Kurt Cobain all over again for me when I found out about Nirvana on the day that he had committed suicide.
@@THE1BELOWANDABOVEALL , he died last Sept. 2022 at home of natural causes. I have no idea what natural causes could be but he was 54.
@@sparkytuttle2966 I have to be honest with guys like him it literally maybe something as simple as high blood pressure or stress causing a stroke or something. He looks very high wired you know? Like a super intense guy who is a perfectionist at heart but stresses himself out due to his intensity. I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of those simple kind of things like a heart attack or complications of high blood pressure or stroke or something related to extreme intensity because he looks like pure intensity taken to it's logical conclusion.
Thank you so much for spending time and explaining that to me I really appreciate that. Have a great day madam. 👍🙏💜
RIP
The fact that marlon and shawn wayans named their sons after one another is just about the sweetest thing I've ever heard ❤🤗🥲 loved those dudes since the 90s and have always thought it was adorable how close they are ❤
I laughed so hard at "Daddy do animals commit suicide" that I nearly fainted.
I laughed so hard at the fish in the bowl story😅
Sad fact: the dolphin who played the star in TV's Flipper did just that. He committed suicide after being left alone when the show ended. A few other's did too. The dolphin I'm pretty sure is the only animal/mammal to do this.
I LOVE David Arnold!!! He was super real with it ✊🏾💗🗣
Cedric the Entertainer talking about Daryl the Possum's eulogy sang by the other possums fkn murdered me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What song was that he was singing?
I actually misted up when Bill Burr talked about how his daughter calmed him down. My son used to just sit down and hug me when I had a bad day. Didn't have to say anything, he just knew.
That's so sweet, kids can be awesome. Their love is something else.
My son has done that for me a few times. He just seems to know I'm overwhelmed. They're angels these kids...we dont just raise them, they raise us too.
I lost my mum, and my daughter was 5 at the time. I kept that hurt inside as best i could, put on a brave face for everyone, including my daugther, and i still haven't dropped the facade if i am being honest. She saw right through it, eveb at 5 years of age, and she drew me a picture. I won't tell you all what she drew, but it made me feel way better, and i framed it. It is the most valuable thing i own.
HILARIOUS from beginning to end and RIP David Arnold
Imagine having a dad like Marlon Wayan, he's for sure not going soft on you, but he damn sure going to do it funny.
David's daughters will have his shows to look back and laugh with their dad.r.i.p.
Oh no how he die ?
@@problematicprincess6270 think it was a stroke or hearth attack.
RIP David Arnold!!! He was hilarious and gone WAY too soon :( wish he had more specials for us to enjoy.
“Tell Cedric?!”😂😂😂😂
I always think to myself when a squirrel runs in front of a car and then goes back and forth they are the one who are suicidal lol.
Cedric is hilarious bruh😂😂😂
That Cedric suicide bit was hysterical.
YES!
Idk…my parents pushed me really hard and overloaded me with extracurriculars and wouldn’t let me quit things and now I struggle to manage work/life balance because I’ve been conditioned my whole life that if I’m not constantly busy and working on something then I’m wasting time. So I feel like it really is a balance and shouldn’t be so black and white. If a kid really doesn’t vibe with an activity, what is the use in forcing them to continue with something they hate?? I’m not a parent though, so I’m very much speaking from the child’s perspective here. But I also see the value in encouraging kids to push through things and not quit just because something is hard. Yeah, balance for sure.
We asked ??
I feel yah. I was in the same boat and wanted to be able to relax so hard that I threw everything good I built myself up to. I have 2 kids and I won't ever be like that with them. Unfortunately now I'm pushing to be the best I can be with who I am and not over doing it.
@@adamjung7489 it's a thread on the internet yes you did ask. Are you that miserable in your life that you had to come here to say that to the person? Get a life that's what you supposed to do on the Internet is your comment your opinions and then morons like you come around and comment on THAT opinion because they don't have any, and then somebody like me who has a bigger brain than you comes and puts you back in your place you dismissed
@@adamjung7489 did we ask for your reply?stfu
That’s fair, but my mom always made us give it “the old college try.” We couldn’t quit at something as soon as it got hard, especially if it was an activity we wanted to do in the first place (and generally we weren’t forced into too many activities). We had to stick with it for at least the rest of the season or school year, and if we still felt like it wasn’t for us, then we could quit. My mom is a piano teacher and she can always tell what kind of parents she’s dealing with. There are the ones who make sure their kids practice and show up to their lessons prepared, and there are ones who treat it like just another activity that doesn’t have to be taken seriously. And my mom isn’t a strict, joyless teacher (much the opposite), but she is incredibly passionate about what she does and gives the same level of attention and dedication to every student, though it only works if the students are invested as well. A lot of them do eventually stop taking lessons at some point while others continue through high school, but it’s always disheartening when a kid quits halfway through the year just because “they don’t want to anymore.” Unless they have to quit because they’re really under too much pressure or in some kind of extenuating circumstance, it’s a better learning experience for them to at least finish out the year and that’s on the parents. I can really see why my mom had the mentality she did with us, and I thank her for it!
Marlon had me dying hahahaha
I love Marlon big up to team youngest child we can do it all LOL 😂
Been waiting for David’s volleyball story to posted on here. Great story
I gotta disagree, sounds like a shit father with that story. I mean, just to me, as a dad n junk, that ain't how ya do it. Now go ahead, insult my parenting and make a bunch of quite wrong assumptions, maybe I'll chuckle cause I sure didn't at David. It's stand up comedy, he just walked around dressing shit down. Not my vibe is all. Peace tho.
All these guys are hilarious but damn I forgot how hilarious Cedric is!!
RIP DAVID A ARNOLD YOU WERE ONE OF THE BEST ❤️
Damn didn’t know he died, just watch his stand up
He was just getting the recognition he deserved
How is Jo Koy not on this?!?
I bet his mom has stories too
Watch the compilation on Gen z
He's in part 2: ruclips.net/video/M7XfwM1C7BE/видео.html
Jo Koy is comical!!! Him n Marlon r my absolute favorites!!
Bill Burr is my spirit animal with anger 🤣🤣🤣
Cedric the Entertainer is hilarious 🤣
"That goldfish knew there wasn't no water outside that tank.." 🤦🤣 "Man this some bullshit I'm a fish I know I ain't supposed to be swimming around in circles for three days, fuck it.."😂💀🤣
LOVE IT!! ❤️🔥🤣😂❤️🔥🤣😂REST IN POWER, DAVID!!💖💖💖
Bill Burr losing his shit with the new toaster..I gotta download the app to make @#&@$@& toast???
😂😂😂
Love this. Thank you for working on this as today i need a laugh. You rock.
Lmfaooo 😂 the possum joke by Cedric “ you know what… I on even give a fu$@ no mow dawg “
It would not be easy having a professional comedian as a parent.
Not easy having an amateur comedian as a parent.
@@brookecowley6505 I fall into this category, I just think I’m funny. In fairness though teenagers are no cake walk either. 😊
@@patsysadowski1546 Hi. Yeah if I had perfect teens I'd be a much more perfect mother 😂
@@brookecowley6505 I probably wouldn’t need sarcasm as a crutch either 😂
Rest In Peace To David Arnold :((
God I love and miss David A Arnold
David Arnold was a beast in comedy. Greatly missed. ❤
Killed it it was my name and the dude that made the program name right on the bottom of minds hahahahhaa
Rip David Arnold 🙏
RIP David Arnold ! You’re daughters are always proud to have you as their father ❤
Bill Burr's made me stop in my tracks...I have a 4yo who does THE SAME THING! I'm widowed and it's just us; he calls me by my first name and when I'm upset he says "Take a deep breath. Calm down." Goddamn I love that kid.
What a wonderfully hilarious video. All the comedians struck gold with their stories. Cedric, OMG, "Do animals commit suicide?" Busting laughter! 😂 😂
RIP David Arnold.
@DavidArnold @David Arnold I miss 😢 ❤ 😔 You Brother ... Gone too soon, Rest Easy. 🙌❤🌻⚘🇵🇷
Truly a light taken to soon in a world that was a better place with his presence.
That’s the white 15😂😂😂
I love this! My dad kept me in softball all year long, playing for like three select teams. Every weekend in the winter my Saturday was full of indoor games, then I played 150 games a summer, and let me tell you the times I didn’t put in all my effort I had to ride with my dad home in his truck to discuss my behaviors and attitude. My dad was harder on me than my brother with football because my brother was sensitive. I was sensitive, I just learned there was no reward in crying. To this day I never told my dad I ditched high school tryouts to stay in band.
23:51 I like the Outro Part of This 💜💜
Marlon Wayans set was full of smoke lol.
"Life is work". Truth. No wiser words have been spoken.
Bill Burr’s voice makes the jokes amazing 😅
7:39 That part will never get old🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
17:15 got me so sad and teary!💔
i thought i was the only one. i had to pause and video and wipe my eyes. i hope Julie and the girls are doing ok, especially with this being their first holiday season without him.
RIP David Arnold
Ced ended that Thang. Lol whole thing was hilarious 😂
Facts!!! I have four adult daughter's and their fees for competitive cheer, and all the other sports they participated in were thousands of dollars every couple of months.
My number rule was you finish what you start and all my daughter's finished what they started!!!
Oh boy my daughter does competitive cheer now. I know the feeling. It's so expensive 🙄 but thank God she loves it
I always wonder what the kids' reactions are when they're telling the jokes
I've thought before that Louis CK's kids are going to make sure he goes to the worst nursing home possible. Yet Bill Burr is all wholesome now.
cashing checks from daddy!!!!
@@tracywormack7462 😂😂
@@sweetpotatofries99 my brain will block out memories that I ever used to watch Louie or some of his stand-up specials 😂 lbs but I definitely remember being thrown off by him talking bout his daughters then masturbation in the crudest way possible
@@sweetpotatofries99 1❤xe1
Church league 😅🤣first Baptist was the team my siblings played on
David's divorce saved my marriage did it for me!.. To great comedy🥰
If my son walked in my house bigger and more jacked than me. Id be proud 😂
You think so but when paired with a 15 yo brain it’s a whole other problem. 😂
@@patsysadowski1546 said it best
Marlon Wayan act is accurate in the Navajo way. Cause high school basketball is big time here in the Navajo nation. Parents yelling and screaming louder than the couch. I mean parents fighting each other to make a good player out of their kids.
Marlon Wayans’ set was so good!
My kid is my life coach. 😆
I fuckin LOVE Bill Burr! Hilarious!!
I really love when these little assholes tell you that you're being aggressive if you raise your voice one octave LOL they should have heard my mother screaming get the strap get the strap
My dad was hard on me but I’m not a weak adult and can solve my problems without acting like the world is over
“If I was a slave, they’d give me a raise.”
The goldfish 😂😂
I’ve saved thousands on sports… I’ve actively been decimated my twins at board games for 12 years
I have performed impromptu dances with background music
I’ve said “wow it’s such a workout climbing these ladders”
Mini flex…twins beat out 440 kids for spot in top educational program…good parenting
watched this and then heard David Arnold passed away. Too bad he spent so much of his limited time on this earth tearing his daughters down, so now that's memory they'll have of their dad..... as an angry man who hated women, and screamed at his children a lot.
Not the bug jihad 😂😂
Came for the jokes, starting rallying at the start instead lol
Awwww David 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽😞
I love Marlon. He’s my fave
We was always broke af, and by we I mean my mom, sister and myself. My sister did it all, every sport, multiple proms, the works. I never did any because I know how much they cost and how much my mom killed herself working her life away. My sister also got a collage loan and went for half a semester and dropped out, leaving my mom with 12 years of payments to payback the loan .. I just don't see how she can do that.
I didn’t always finish but I did fight until the end was so negative that quitting was saving everyone from more pain and shame
Bill Burr and his daughter are definitely Frank and Maureen 😂🩷
I'M AN 70'S KID ***
AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS **"
NEEDED A COLLEGE EDUCATION JUST TO PROGRAM THE VCR !!!
WHO THE HELL NEEDS A SMART TOASTER !!!
Who was the first guy in this video? HILARIOUS
David Arnold, a hilarious comedian who recently passed away...
R.I.P. David Arnold
Cedric 🔥🔥🔥
Those bugs know what they are doing
I don't know if animals have the mental capacity to understand what suicide is but I sure seen some animals commit "suicide" by doing dumb sh*t. Pretty sure it's not intentional but you can still consider it "suicide" since their own actions caused them to lose their lives.
When I was a kid I read somewhere that Lemmings commit suicide..not sure if it's true or not. I'll have to google it now 😄
Why couldn't they?
That’s great that he played great!!!!
Bill Burr🤣
12:29 THE HARDRST EMPHASIS ON THE F
How do iiiii, say goodbye 🤣
So many lol moments. Had my stomach hurting I laughed so much! 😂🤣🤣 Hate the cussing but their is so many life lessons🔥🔥✨ you get the point
So seriously upset that David a Arnold passed away really going to miss that brother but yeah God gave and he taketh away that had a mission completed it and God said well done my your race is won your job is done come back home and get your reward rip to him man Godbless
ohhhh meeen!!! theey feeel the heat, they feel it !!!😃
RIP David
It’s no fun and games when your parent is a comedian lol Non stand up parents share too much information but a comedian as parents share with the world.
Sad to hear that he is dead .he was very funny
David A. Arnold 😥😥😥😢
Looks like his name isn't snails anymore!
First guy sounds like a preacher
Nailed it!
The Comedian at 13:00, is he the Guy who does the voice Rey D'Angelo Harris on Chakra Attack in GTA 5?
RIP DAVIVD 😢 I MISS HIS VIDEOS SO MUCH
RIP David.
If he is anything, like how I believe Marlon is, his son probably missed that shot on purpose because right then he knew what it was to respect your father.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This shouldn’t be free
Marlen says it right
I had a red bird dive off a cliff in front of my car with a loud ass scream coming out his beak and I had to hit it. I was on the interstate surrounded by 18 wheelers. Suicide. I've never gotten over it. What kinda life a bird gotta have to think let me just jump off this cliff and die? I don't know. But I will take the back roads until those cliffs are in the rear view mirror for the rest of my days.
Man, that first one gives me anxiety just to hear.
That's not how you raise a kid, that's how you make them afraid of doing anything, in case they do it slightly wrong. The kid is absolutely right, the dad's energy is bad for the household.
Everyone's gonna be squeamish for their first time of doing something like that... You don't just immediately discourage them afterwards to save your wallet, at least give them multiple chances first.
Don't have the money? Okay, then don't make promises you can't keep.
Edit: Honestly, looking at the rest of this, it actually seems like all these dads kinda suck.
so agree with you ...
Funny, but the last jihad part was a little ignorant. Learn meanings please
We'll get you another balloon,,,
89 so grew up in 90s unfortunately 😆