[No Au] - Stardust Crusader[A Jotaro Megalovania] [Twix's Remix V1]

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  • @kaitomori1
    @kaitomori1  3 года назад +379

    V3 IS OUT! ruclips.net/video/73K6V6Rr1Dw/видео.html

    • @Omni-kw7su
      @Omni-kw7su 3 года назад +4

      Hey bro can I use this music for my oc?

    • @kaitomori1
      @kaitomori1  3 года назад +15

      @@Omni-kw7su wtf, no. Its kinda cringe to use jotaro theme as your oc theme

    • @Omni-kw7su
      @Omni-kw7su 3 года назад +1

      @@kaitomori1 oki.

    • @untouchable7024
      @untouchable7024 3 года назад +8

      @@kaitomori1 lol u dunked on em sheeesh

    • @_forgot_3562
      @_forgot_3562 2 года назад

      Im think its best one

  • @racersmod1110
    @racersmod1110 4 года назад +2716

    When Bloody Stream leitmotif appeared:
    OOOOOHH MMYYY GGOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!

  • @YuuSmh
    @YuuSmh 4 года назад +4699

    megalovonia is officially genre of music now.

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 4 года назад +130

      It was already a genre like 3 years ago

    • @datblue1104
      @datblue1104 4 года назад +169

      "Wait... it's all megalovania?"
      *"Always has been"*

    • @Joasj3434
      @Joasj3434 4 года назад +31

      @@datblue1104 S t o p

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 4 года назад +23

      It always been

    • @franmarilla64
      @franmarilla64 4 года назад +18

      have you just noticed?

  • @shinexpert4608
    @shinexpert4608 3 года назад +292

    When you notice when Sans "teleports" he actually stops time and goes somewhere else, looking like he teleports

    • @paulearnestvillaflor
      @paulearnestvillaflor 3 года назад +14

      Nani! You have revealed the power OF sans teleport he has the power to stop time to teleport!

    • @ICEDSummer
      @ICEDSummer 2 года назад +6

      So thats why the screen goes black when he does TP

    • @DarkboltOfficial
      @DarkboltOfficial 2 года назад +3

      If you think about it, sans is basically jotaro

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 2 года назад +3

      *ah yes, sanskuya*

    • @sanstheskeleton678-c7p
      @sanstheskeleton678-c7p 5 месяцев назад

      That is not true i actually can teleport

  • @Blu_Moon_VA
    @Blu_Moon_VA 4 года назад +1111

    0:40
    "JiJi, what is this?"
    "Trust me, you'll enjoy it..."

  • @biscuitboi3561
    @biscuitboi3561 4 года назад +3222

    I fear no man but that *_thing_* (star platinum sprite)
    *It scares me.*

    • @SphericalProphetbot
      @SphericalProphetbot 4 года назад +146

      STAR CALCIUM!

    • @omminogrezzo6553
      @omminogrezzo6553 4 года назад +13

      XDMAXGAMER 365 bruh

    • @yogii6787
      @yogii6787 4 года назад +22

      V i b e *c h e c k*

    • @A.R.C.1997
      @A.R.C.1997 4 года назад +15

      @Elemental_Mafia
      let's make its range infinite and it being a little slow

    • @whyns
      @whyns 4 года назад +7

      @@SphericalProphetbot it costs $0 to say that

  • @ephraimpeterkin1497
    @ephraimpeterkin1497 3 года назад +287

    Papyrus: S-SANS THE SECRET OF THERE STAND IS THAT IT CAN STOP TI-
    Chara: ZA WARUDO!

    • @thegreathambino9561
      @thegreathambino9561 3 года назад +8

      Great minds think alike

    • @boruto6973
      @boruto6973 3 года назад +2

      @@thegreathambino9561 hello my stand

    • @0ccasional_j035
      @0ccasional_j035 3 года назад +5

      But wait papyrus is more like polnareff or kakyoin, joseph is a great warrior, weathered in battle. Much more like asgore!

    • @d3m0n2
      @d3m0n2 3 года назад +1

      nice copy

    • @elemaggiovanna5064
      @elemaggiovanna5064 3 года назад +1

      muda

  • @aven2869
    @aven2869 5 лет назад +1739

    Chara: Oh? Are you waiting me to approach? Instead of running away you are waiting me to kill you?
    Sans: I cant start the fight you will never win without you getting closer...
    Chara: HoHo! Then i will come as close as you want...

  • @pap8456
    @pap8456 4 года назад +1463

    People: doing cringe sans voice lines
    Me: Sans calcium arrow haha

    • @vertixz
      @vertixz 4 года назад +15

      calcium yes

    • @guestboy5427
      @guestboy5427 4 года назад +16

      “Drink milk it makes your bones strong”
      Sans and Papyrus should’ve had the calcium

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 4 года назад

      Not always Sans voice is cringe,but yeah,i understand you . ,.

    • @lajonitr5969
      @lajonitr5969 4 года назад +4

      wasn't it star calcium?

    • @epicsans6719
      @epicsans6719 4 года назад

      ah yes, calcium platinum

  • @yourmother1071
    @yourmother1071 3 года назад +193

    "If sans found jotaro's hat"
    Sans: nice hat ;)

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 3 года назад +4

      That's not how stands work

    • @ricefarmer-kr4yv
      @ricefarmer-kr4yv 3 года назад +4

      @@vreikezen8268 yea you need to steal holy corpse

    • @sansnetic9509
      @sansnetic9509 3 года назад +2

      @@ricefarmer-kr4yv or arrow (part 4)
      or bloodline (part 3)

    • @VongolaPrimero
      @VongolaPrimero 3 года назад +1

      Cringe-o da.

    • @frantz48_
      @frantz48_ 3 года назад

      @@vreikezen8268 he didn't say something about stands ?

  • @yikes1939
    @yikes1939 5 лет назад +772

    Chara Brando utterrly defeated...
    ....... dead

    • @cometaHavoc
      @cometaHavoc 4 года назад +7

      Actually Papyrus is Kakyoin I think

    • @Croissantcreep
      @Croissantcreep 4 года назад +11

      Felix Happy Gamer Kakyoin dies, Joseph is healed.

    • @saporino
      @saporino 4 года назад +7

      @sans the skeleton I think Asgore could be Joseph. Like, kind of a "leader", but meh... ya' know?

    • @weirdunknownperson2916
      @weirdunknownperson2916 4 года назад +2

      sans the skeleton only crazy diamond or ge can do that

    • @Croissantcreep
      @Croissantcreep 4 года назад

      m K 1 Seems you didn’t see the ending of part 3.

  • @thestupidscienceteam2854
    @thestupidscienceteam2854 4 года назад +435

    Sanstaro: * poses menacingly * your about to have a bizarre time
    Sanstaro: * me and my stand STAR CALCIUM won’t let you get any further

    • @vitleo2239
      @vitleo2239 3 года назад +4

      shut up calcium

    • @pogstache
      @pogstache 3 года назад +3

      KARMIC RETRIBUTION: Za Warudo!

    • @elmosans5086
      @elmosans5086 3 года назад +1

      Star plantoin za warudo

    • @daniels5634
      @daniels5634 3 года назад

      Bruh this deserves more likes XD

    • @sansnetic9509
      @sansnetic9509 3 года назад

      *bad time platinum*

  • @kitkatavie7020
    @kitkatavie7020 2 года назад +182

    I really love that hint of Bloody Stream that mixes in with the main theme around 0:48, really fits in so well

  • @4deeto
    @4deeto 4 года назад +542

    “There’s one simple reason you had a bad time, You really pissed me off.”

    • @weikee611
      @weikee611 4 года назад +2

      Ooooooo

    • @weikee611
      @weikee611 4 года назад +2

      That's good

    • @darky2276
      @darky2276 4 года назад +1

      Niceauuuu

    • @killminewin4733
      @killminewin4733 3 года назад +16

      CHARA: "I-Impossible!!! THI-IS CAN-T BE HA-PPEN-ING!! I AM CHAR-!!!"
      Sans Kujoint:

    • @Dip7man
      @Dip7man 3 года назад +1

      Very niceau Caesar-chan

  • @mikolaj9867
    @mikolaj9867 4 года назад +267

    You know why you got dunked on kid?
    You pissed me off to a *murderous* level

  • @UtahBoot
    @UtahBoot 2 года назад +30

    We need more jojo covers from this guy, geniuently talented.

  • @j-cool-guy
    @j-cool-guy 4 года назад +464

    To be honest, this song alone, without sans. People would think it's a remix alone. I think that's very cool!

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 3 года назад +495

    1:45
    "You can't pay back what you owe..."
    *"With resets"*

    • @tyrantrex-cf3jy
      @tyrantrex-cf3jy 3 года назад +12

      Oof. That breaks the last emotional wall of undertale players ngl

    • @lizardheisei1984
      @lizardheisei1984 3 года назад +6

      Nanda kore?

    • @reganmatthews9489
      @reganmatthews9489 3 года назад +7

      N-Nani!?!

    • @Galodegravata
      @Galodegravata 2 года назад +7

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    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 года назад

      @@Galodegravata muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda
      MUDA

  • @N0tF1re
    @N0tF1re 3 года назад +2

    best crossover/au?
    YES YES YES YES YES

  • @caveat3215
    @caveat3215 4 года назад +1433

    Friend: I like Jotaro but hate sans.
    Me: Yare Yare Daze, hold my coffe

    • @Hordesi
      @Hordesi 4 года назад +30

      a universal time: exist
      your friend: .-.

    • @duckking3438
      @duckking3438 4 года назад +11

      What’s a universal time

    • @caveat3215
      @caveat3215 4 года назад +8

      @@duckking3438 it's a jojo game

    • @danielribeiro9678
      @danielribeiro9678 4 года назад +17

      More like
      “hold my ketchup.”

    • @tedtedfourteen
      @tedtedfourteen 4 года назад +8

      @@duckking3438 on roblox
      every hard to get stand is broken op

  • @dylangibson7524
    @dylangibson7524 4 года назад +807

    "You feel a horrible, soul-freezing chill run down your spine."
    *"It's blood."*

    • @janyusefbalaba7876
      @janyusefbalaba7876 4 года назад +13

      *dark intensifies*

    • @stormnus633
      @stormnus633 4 года назад +24

      You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!

    • @portocală33
      @portocală33 4 года назад +4

      @@stormnus633 Hmph. You think this can beat me? DIO?

    • @stormnus633
      @stormnus633 4 года назад +6

      @@portocală33 Oi Josuke i used Za Hando to Erase Dio's Body Aint That Wacky?

    • @jaydenbuilds7086
      @jaydenbuilds7086 4 года назад

      @@stormnus633 uh thats non canon-

  • @SillyHunterX
    @SillyHunterX 2 года назад +3

    "My stand will be the bad time" - Sans Kujo

  • @thegreathambino9561
    @thegreathambino9561 3 года назад +2149

    Asgore: "SANS THE SECRET OF HIS STAND THE WORLD, IS TIME, ITS A STAND THAT STOPS TI-"
    Chara: "ZA WARUDO"

    • @ghosty3494
      @ghosty3494 3 года назад +180

      Fool I am the only one unaffected
      FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

    • @toastergaming7783
      @toastergaming7783 3 года назад +120

      A Stand that can reset time. Save and load It again and again...
      And the special power of *Za Kettei* is that it can reset the whole Universe. It will reset like nothing happened. Only a user of *Za Kettei* will not be affected.
      (Kettei is determination in Japan)

    • @thegreathambino9561
      @thegreathambino9561 3 года назад +41

      @@toastergaming7783 getting massive pucci vibes

    • @shukaku4222
      @shukaku4222 3 года назад +26

      @@ghosty3494 Diavolo: *Insert N Word that killed Polnareff Body*

    • @EvidLekan
      @EvidLekan 3 года назад +49

      Chara: I finally reach my limit with you all, time to die!
      Frisk: dont let her press the switch button!
      Sans: Star Calcium! Za Warudo!

  • @nojiii704
    @nojiii704 4 года назад +2918

    Stand master: Sanstaro
    Stand name: Megalo Platinum
    Power: E (A if including karma)
    Speed: A
    Range: C
    Accuracy: A
    Durability: E
    Potential: A
    A stand with immense power, speed, and unlimited potential in the right hands. The only weakness is its durability, with an extremely low amount of it, he can only dodge attacks for a short while. Plus, it can only take one powerful shot before it's been defeated.
    Its arsenal include massive bones that can be summoned by the stand, they can be summoned from anywhere, and have different colored bones that have special abilities when the time calls for one. It also has Robotic like blasters that the stand can pull from thin air. It can shoot a bigger but slower blaster, or a faster but thinner blast of energy.
    the stand can also see different timelines and outcomes in different dimensions, and can manually manipulate it's own timeline in able to acquire the best out come by teleporting. This stand also uses a skill called, "Karma" it has the ability to drain the enemies blood out of them. This can only be used if the stand makes you bleed though.
    The second final and most powerful ability is the ability to go into "bad time overdrive" which augments all abilities into unlimited at the cost of durability dropping down to f. It can be recognized by the stand master and the stand having a glowing blue eye. Can be used a couple of times before it needs to recharge. Can use telekinesis in this stage as well.
    Lastly, it's most powerful attack. This attack has the power to stop time for 5 seconds, allowing the user to decimate foes. If he uses badtime overdrive in this stage, he can use the opportunity to surround the foe with bones and impale them. This is known as, "getting dunked on" by the user.
    Stand user: Diohara
    Stand name: Za UnderWorld
    Power: A
    Speed: B
    Range: C
    Accuracy: B
    Durability: A
    Potential: B
    Za UnderWorld is the same type of stand as Megalo Platinum, good power and speed at the cost of range. It has an entire pantry full of food that can heal wounds quickly. It stores all of this food inside of a small container strapped to it's back which is larger on the inside than it looks outside. It also keeps its [Real Knifes] inside here, and can hold personal items as well.
    Although Za UnderWorld is weaker, it possesses an extremely powerful signature move. If the user yells, "ZA UNDERWORLD!" then time will stop for up to 5 seconds at the minimum. If continued training for at least 50 days, then 9 seconds. This can be continued for a while.
    While in timestop, the stand can throw great masses of [Real Knife] at the opposite side. This can surround the foe with knifes, meaning that escape is extremely hard. This attack is similar to Megalo Platinums [Dunked On].

  • @ender-23345
    @ender-23345 Месяц назад +1

    vi la portada y supe que esta iba a ser la mayor obra de arte que exisitira

  • @boopdooq1743
    @boopdooq1743 4 года назад +390

    sans' stand is just him with the word written on his head in black marker

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 4 года назад +7

      And that's a fact

    • @floatingf8783
      @floatingf8783 4 года назад +3

      Yes, it's an Ability Stand.

    • @いきなり性癖を語る吉良吉影
      @いきなり性癖を語る吉良吉影 4 года назад +1

      わたしは…子供のころ レオナルド・ダ・ビンチの「モナリザ」ってありますよね……
      あの絵…画集で見た時ですね
      あの「モナリザ」がヒザのところで組んでいる「手」…
      あれ……初めて見た時……
      なんていうか……その…下品なんですが…フフ……勃起……しちゃいましてね……
      手のとこだけ切り抜いて、しばらく部屋に飾ってました。
      When I was a child...
      You've heard of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa, right?
      When I saw that painting in an art book...
      When I first saw that, I don't know to put it...Um, this is a bit dirty, but...
      I got an erection.
      I just cut out the part with her hands and hung it in my room for a while.

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 4 года назад

      @@いきなり性癖を語る吉良吉影 did you just copy the dialogue?

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад

      @Shaun Eldo C'mon man he just wants to live a quiet life.

  • @spaghettiman421
    @spaghettiman421 4 года назад +241

    0:40
    *I see what ya started there*
    **bloody stream intensifies**

    • @pea1416
      @pea1416 4 года назад +1

      Wrong timing

    • @pea1416
      @pea1416 4 года назад +8

      Its 0:47

    • @spaghettiman421
      @spaghettiman421 4 года назад +9

      • Sleepy Cløud • listen closely it’s very faint hidden behind the stardust crusaders theme

    • @bitrr3482
      @bitrr3482 4 года назад +1

      Grandmaster of Anime yep

    • @pea1416
      @pea1416 4 года назад +1

      Wrong timing to me then

  • @FBI-7796
    @FBI-7796 5 месяцев назад +1

    IT WAS ME! SAAAAANS!

  • @itred12
    @itred12 4 года назад +197

    * *You feel like you’re going to have a bizarre time*

  • @kakyoinshitpost1402
    @kakyoinshitpost1402 4 года назад +541

    [Stand user]: Sans
    [Stand name]: MEGALOVANIA
    Power: B
    Speed: A
    Range: B
    Durability: D
    Precision: B
    Potential: A
    The power of this stand is the [karma]
    The [karma] is a ability with which you can curse to the target and cause illness and bad luck
    this ability is activated when the stand hits their fists against the opponent
    Sans create the bones
    that's why I didn't put them as stand ability
    No hablo mucho ingles asi que si algo esta mal es por eso

    • @pokemaniac9793
      @pokemaniac9793 4 года назад +19

      Wouldn't Durability be an E?

    • @Yes-vi3ud
      @Yes-vi3ud 4 года назад +5

      Destructive power should've been C

    • @thebrighthiro
      @thebrighthiro 4 года назад +5

      Star Finger is Replaced By Bone To Pick With You

    • @SBtorms
      @SBtorms 4 года назад +22

      Star Calcium

    • @Bruv1899
      @Bruv1899 4 года назад +2

      @@SBtorms Lmao,this comment is underrated.

  • @狐-x8u
    @狐-x8u Год назад +5

    所々にでてくる承太郎さんのボイスがめちゃくちゃイケメンすぎて悶え死ぬかと思ったッ……命懸けの視聴だぜッ…!!

  • @zadevil635
    @zadevil635 4 года назад +70

    Chara: HOHO so your approaching me
    Sans: I can't make your soul blue without getting closer
    Chara: OH then come as close as you wish

  • @monkeysociety4932
    @monkeysociety4932 4 года назад +259

    *Sans approaches you without any warning*
    Sans: Yare Yare Daze..It’s about time to finish the job..
    *You shiver in fear*
    *you try to slice him with your knife. Nothing happens.*
    *You suddenly realise something starts to appear behind him....*
    Sans: This time I’ll punch you to the ground..
    *The battle begins*
    *You start to feel your Determination fade.*

    • @charact8063
      @charact8063 4 года назад +5

      Does that mean Sans dodged?

    • @monkeysociety4932
      @monkeysociety4932 4 года назад +3

      Random Commenter it means star platinum protected him

    • @FAQ_SiLV
      @FAQ_SiLV 4 года назад +9

      So if I realise something starts to appear behind him, which is a stand
      *_So that means I'm a stand user_*

    • @legendaryoof2019
      @legendaryoof2019 4 года назад +2

      wait if he/she can see it isn't it that he/she is a stand user too ?

    • @CupidGTag
      @CupidGTag 4 года назад +1

      The amount of cringe I felt reading this. You know 8 year olds are not allowed on YT anymore right?

  • @kaitomori1
    @kaitomori1  3 года назад +360

    OK WTF, 2 MILLION VIEWS. OH SHIT IM GOING TO MAKE V3

  • @JERKOFFTOPOMNI
    @JERKOFFTOPOMNI 4 года назад +496

    "So you have been busy.."
    "Busy murdering thousands of poor humans for power. including Kakyoin.."
    "Well..it's my fault for being late."
    "Or that is just a excuse to let you go away."
    "Hell no, after all you did. I will never let you go."
    STAR PLATINUM!
    Act- Check
    Cosmic Sans Kujo ?? DEF 5 ATK. The most powerfull succesor of Jonathan Joestar, can't block forever. Keep going.
    FIGHT
    Sans blocks your punch and counters with a punch.
    "What? Think i would stand there and die like kakyoin did?"
    "Think again, DIO."
    ACT - The World
    Time has been stopped.
    FIGHT
    Sans moves in frozen time for 3 seconds and punches you.
    30 minutes of a fight.
    "The sun is coming out."
    "I think you should have got some SUN-CREEN for today."
    ORA ORA ORA ORA!
    Star platinum crushes your leg.
    "Good Grief. You have pissed me off."
    "But. I will give you another chance."
    Sans Kujo is sparing you.
    FIGHT
    0.1
    Player HP: 0.1
    0
    "There is one simple reason you lost DIO."
    "You have pissed me off for the 10th time this timeline."
    Jonathan soul goes off from DIO's body on free roam.
    Papyrus Noriyaku soul's appears.
    "Thank you.. Sans."
    Sans smirks.
    Sans goes to the hospital and revives Undyne Joestar.
    Chara/DIO Brando. Uterly defeated... Dead.
    GAME OVER

    • @bagel4943
      @bagel4943 4 года назад +4

      Good job.

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly 4 года назад +6

      Deserves more likes

    • @tonikal_el
      @tonikal_el 4 года назад +5

      Hey... Can I offer an oppinion? I think papayrus would be polnaref given the comedic relief of the caracter, and the theory that papayrus actually survives the genocide incident, as it is seen when he stares down on undyne where he normaly would have told her to be friends with the human. Noriaki Kakyoin fits more like Undyne because of her green heart atack plus very cool last stand against main villian.

    • @nue7361
      @nue7361 4 года назад +1

      Why the hell did you make a script

    • @playz.w
      @playz.w 4 года назад

      Good job dude 👏

  • @bhasalty
    @bhasalty 4 года назад +135

    "Yare yare, don't you feel the sins your carrying."
    *Sigh* "When will you get tired of ruining our lives."
    "That knife over there, its your stand isn't it."
    "Or maybe its just a normal thing?.."
    "Stop right now, or i'll be forced to use my stand."
    "It seems i underestimated your determination."
    "Yare yare daze, you wouldn't stop at all"
    *Sigh*
    "Star Calcium, The World"
    _ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA_

  • @xf_phantomv5xmk.782
    @xf_phantomv5xmk.782 2 года назад +1

    Hohoh you're approaching me instead of running away? Hmph..noroi noroi

  • @guhh8792
    @guhh8792 4 года назад +96

    the right side of the sound ring: *I N T E N S E*
    the left side: *kalm*

  • @theoplegends
    @theoplegends 4 года назад +472

    sounds like you're gonna have a.....
    YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

    • @casual_me8328
      @casual_me8328 4 года назад +16

      Me: freezes the entire body*
      Shatters*

    • @boomie_boobs
      @boomie_boobs 4 года назад +2

      za warldo

    • @kevin3852
      @kevin3852 4 года назад +5

      D e a d

    • @gargokark9511
      @gargokark9511 4 года назад +5

      @JC Kitchens Well, you fell for it.

    • @arknarch3298
      @arknarch3298 4 года назад +8

      Nani?!??!
      oh you think i hid something here?
      are you sure?
      ...
      okay then?
      YOU WAITED FOR IT FOOL RICK BUG DISTRACTION DANCE

  • @domi_128dmx5
    @domi_128dmx5 3 года назад +21

    Imagine if there was actually a fangame with sans as Jotaro, Papyrus as Joseph and Gaster as Jonathan, explaining where Chara has the power of ZA RESET from.

    • @ripper658
      @ripper658 3 года назад

      there kinda is one

    • @dougman1067
      @dougman1067 2 года назад +1

      id like to accuse you, but chara should not be portrayed as a villain, shes simply entertaining the player, and she never killed anyone. maybe she stomped on a ant though

    • @I4dtx
      @I4dtx Год назад

      ​@@dougman1067 yes

  • @obsid7146
    @obsid7146 4 года назад +298

    the perfect mix doesn't exi-

  • @AnakinFury
    @AnakinFury 4 года назад +74

    "You're going to have an *ORA* time"

  • @Itsdalon_toyou
    @Itsdalon_toyou 2 года назад +2

    "Yare yare daze. Prepare to have a bad time."

  • @enzop6861
    @enzop6861 4 года назад +381

    Stand name: [ MEGALOVANIA ]
    Stand master: Sans Serif
    Stand name: [ Save THE WORLD ]
    Stand master: Chara

    • @xxseyroxx3970
      @xxseyroxx3970 4 года назад +26

      more like Stand name: [Save ZA WARUDO]

    • @Carbon-cringe-human
      @Carbon-cringe-human 4 года назад +6

      @@xxseyroxx3970 DIO

    • @lewiss.9632
      @lewiss.9632 4 года назад +10

      @@SSJYT I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

    • @CastleCrashersMaster
      @CastleCrashersMaster 4 года назад +6

      @@SSJYT ORA

    • @Aiden-jb1mx
      @Aiden-jb1mx 4 года назад +5

      I have better names the stand name for sans should be star calcium and for chara it should be the save

  • @LayTooPlant
    @LayTooPlant 4 года назад +107

    Gaster Platinum
    User: Kujo "bad times" Jotaro
    Attack: A
    Durability: F
    _a single hit, and the joestar bloodline vanishes._

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia 4 года назад +4

      AcKsHuWaLlY, the lowest a stand stat can be is E

    • @user-kt6jl1ih3e
      @user-kt6jl1ih3e 4 года назад +1

      no the attack is: S and the durability:E xd

    • @slimeer6457
      @slimeer6457 4 года назад +3

      I think his stats should be really low but a S in speed and his stands ability would be karmic judge where his attacks become really fast allowing him to hit you multiple times,the more people you have wronged the faster they go

    • @confusedbird5839
      @confusedbird5839 4 года назад +2

      Highest is A Lowest is E heres what the stats would proabably be,
      Destructive Power: A
      Durability: E
      Range:A
      Accuracy: A
      Speed: B

    • @timetraveler_from_2012
      @timetraveler_from_2012 4 года назад

      @@slimeer6457 "Your judge... will be my stand!"

  • @thatannoyingasshookclassin5530
    @thatannoyingasshookclassin5530 3 года назад +1

    Everybody gangsta till jotaro pulls out his uno reverse cards.

  • @jakekals8416
    @jakekals8416 4 года назад +119

    "Upon closer inspection...Good grief, what an ugly knife."

    • @zadevil635
      @zadevil635 4 года назад +10

      jake kals
      Chara: t-this speed, it’s like he stopped time!!

    • @basicallyjustrapid6271
      @basicallyjustrapid6271 4 года назад +8

      but you won’t have to worry about that, i’ll make your soul *even uglier.*

    • @inktouhou
      @inktouhou 4 года назад

      Hmm who would be koichi

    • @basicallyjustrapid6271
      @basicallyjustrapid6271 4 года назад

      @@inktouhou , the human or papyrus?

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад +2

      @@basicallyjustrapid6271 Papyrus fits the best, since one got sliced, the other donuted

  • @BlurShadez
    @BlurShadez 4 года назад +378

    Imagine how badass it would sound if sans said *Yare yare daze, your gonna have a bad time*

  • @Terror1325
    @Terror1325 3 года назад +2

    P E R F E C T

  • @yareion
    @yareion 4 года назад +487

    Stand Name: Gaster Platinum
    Stand User: Sans Kusa
    Power A
    Durability E
    Range C
    Speed A
    Precision A
    Potential A
    Sans: *I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer, you dirty brother killer.*
    Edit: Changed the line he should say
    Edit 2: holy crap thank you for 400 likes
    stop liking this its so cringe
    im not even kidding anymore stop it
    i check back on this every three months, my god why would you give me 500 likes

    • @piggyreet6739
      @piggyreet6739 4 года назад +6

      An "A" in potential means that this is only a fraction of his true power

    • @MarMar-mo1ru
      @MarMar-mo1ru 4 года назад +2

      Piggy Reet dear god save us

    • @rameball
      @rameball 4 года назад +1

      Star blastinum

    • @yuriusutr7284
      @yuriusutr7284 4 года назад

      Nah STAR BLASTUM

    • @omartolentino611
      @omartolentino611 4 года назад +4

      Ability-Special hell
      -Due to its durability Blaster Platinum's power makes up for it
      Blaster Platinum allows its user to place bones and summon "blasters" that fires "UNDEFLECTABLE" lasers that deal a bit of damage but pierces throughout everything

  • @cherrybee95
    @cherrybee95 4 года назад +41

    Twix: adds a bit of bloody stream
    Me who loves bloody stream: *HOLD IT*

  • @the_legendarybeef
    @the_legendarybeef 3 года назад +3

    H-how did you defeat me?
    "There's one simple answer. You really pissed me off."

  • @CodeRedZero
    @CodeRedZero 4 года назад +289

    As someone who has had a.... Questionable relationship with this game, this is probably the best non-memey megalovania remix I've seen

    • @StarShot.
      @StarShot. 3 года назад +3

      mhm mhm

    • @Piedrahumo4447
      @Piedrahumo4447 3 года назад +2

      Mmmmm

    • @oscarosoba1892
      @oscarosoba1892 3 года назад +8

      By question able, i hope you dont mean what i think you mean...

    • @CodeRedZero
      @CodeRedZero 3 года назад +6

      @@oscarosoba1892 I got into a lot of conflicts about... That

    • @chilledghost9951
      @chilledghost9951 3 года назад +1

      the entire track is a meme tho

  • @unknownuser1095
    @unknownuser1095 4 года назад +122

    Sans : Your next line is : "I can't move at all"
    Frisk : I can`t move at all- *gasp*
    Sans : Yare Yare... Time is now stopped.

    • @comet4001
      @comet4001 4 года назад +1

      tokio moki dase

    • @thetalkingfist9482
      @thetalkingfist9482 4 года назад +1

      It’s actually “Toki wa ugokidasu”@@comet4001Edit: your name is way too long lol

    • @Periwinkk
      @Periwinkk 4 года назад

      lololol i can imagine that

    • @johnvictorpinon1083
      @johnvictorpinon1083 10 месяцев назад

      Yo might be late but its josephs line not joataro

  • @user-comunaka
    @user-comunaka Год назад +2

    Чел, да ты гений

  • @kaitomori1
    @kaitomori1  4 года назад +1469

    1M VIEWS HOW!?!?!?!?

  • @allwar3854
    @allwar3854 3 года назад +81

    Here we can see an excellent example of a masterpiece

  • @allateral_4429
    @allateral_4429 3 года назад +2

    Imagine sans stopping time and shooting you with 10 gaster blasters and barraging you with Papyrus as his stand

  • @dubwubz9759
    @dubwubz9759 4 года назад +14

    Oh? You're approaching me?
    I can't give you a bad time without getting closer.

  • @anormalgamer9009
    @anormalgamer9009 4 года назад +239

    When The Bully Try’s To Bully The Quiet Jojo Fan Kid:

  • @glen417
    @glen417 3 года назад +6

    When you try to reload your saved game but sans comes out of the screen without you noticing to snap your fingers

  • @E1ixyrrr
    @E1ixyrrr 4 года назад +89

    Papyrus: Sans! The secret of Frisk’s stand is SAVE! They can save and rese-
    Frisk: DETERMINATIONO

    • @pepper4632
      @pepper4632 4 года назад

      Yes Yes

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 4 года назад +1

      Nono it's ZA FIGHTO

    • @scrubgamerplayz6327
      @scrubgamerplayz6327 4 года назад

      *anime dubstep fat then time stops* papyrus: FOCKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @darkvessel614
      @darkvessel614 4 года назад +2

      Wait, so frisk's stand would be the same as king crimson but better?

    • @louispijano9006
      @louispijano9006 4 года назад

      za spareto

  • @alcachofasjaja2259
    @alcachofasjaja2259 4 года назад +33

    you're going to have a bizarre time

  • @sanishjoshi7325
    @sanishjoshi7325 2 года назад +2

    Dio:even though I stopped time the viewers are still vibing ???? NANI?...

  • @Garbo_trashcan
    @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад +244

    There's a theory that Jonathan's soul is Star Platinum, so how about
    Gaster being Sans' stand?

    • @katiesharkbytes
      @katiesharkbytes 4 года назад +7

      My friend also came up with it, and i drew that a little while ago

    • @caveat3215
      @caveat3215 4 года назад +14

      That sounds cool but I mean I think making a stand for sans would be better. If I had to name sans's stand Id call it
      *CALCIUM PLATINUM*
      what do u think?

    • @tatianatrandafir9344
      @tatianatrandafir9344 4 года назад

      Work a little more on it

    • @doot609
      @doot609 4 года назад +6

      Star Calcium?

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 2 года назад +4

      @@caveat3215 STAR CALCIUM

  • @matchaisasoup
    @matchaisasoup 4 года назад +20

    "Good grief, you're going to have a bad time."

  • @kittenchopper4646
    @kittenchopper4646 3 года назад +8

    This absolutely slaps!
    Great work!

  • @Terumimi
    @Terumimi 4 года назад +69

    Stand User: [SANS]
    Stand Name: [SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS]
    Power: E
    Durability: E
    Precision: A
    Speed: A
    Range: A
    Development Potential: A

    • @mychemicalballs
      @mychemicalballs 4 года назад +4

      Finally someone used a song name, i were searching for it

    • @hydration7710
      @hydration7710 4 года назад +1

      The power should be S or A

    • @RandomPleb999
      @RandomPleb999 4 года назад

      @@hydration7710 sans only does I dmg but has karma which would be a stand ability

    • @nue7361
      @nue7361 4 года назад

      Why are there so many stand stats comments

    • @ziorite
      @ziorite 4 года назад

      Spook: S

  • @meliek
    @meliek 4 года назад +66

    Call me crazy, I think this is another jojo reference.
    Edit:Why do I picture Jotaro Vibing to this while doing the orange justice?

    • @hydervlogs7020
      @hydervlogs7020 3 года назад

      @newy's network hi sir aut player

    • @MeltyZombie
      @MeltyZombie 3 года назад

      Jotaro wouldn't refer to himself in the third person! You must be Oingo!

    • @lizardheisei1984
      @lizardheisei1984 3 года назад

      Hello me from the main universe

    • @lizardheisei1984
      @lizardheisei1984 3 года назад

      @@MeltyZombie he means the other universe's Jotaros

    • @MeltyZombie
      @MeltyZombie 3 года назад

      @@lizardheisei1984 Two Oingos? what a day.

  • @strangegamer-si
    @strangegamer-si 2 года назад +10

    Gosh damn even after so long this song still slaps so hard!!!! LOVE It!

  • @thewiledkowboy69421
    @thewiledkowboy69421 4 года назад +61

    Santoro
    STAND: STAR JUDGEMENT
    ATK: 1000
    HP: 2
    Def: 3
    Speed: HOLY SH-
    Power: 10000
    Abilities: Can stop time, go faster than Sonic, shoots GaSTAR Blasters, Make horrible puns, Can teleport.
    Friends: Avdore (Asgore & Avdol)
    Jopyrus (Joseph & Papyrus)
    Polnardyne (polnareff & Undyne)
    Kakatton (Kakyoin & Mettaton)
    Tiggy (Iggy & Toby)

  • @yumin_ykkr
    @yumin_ykkr 4 года назад +93

    混ぜ方がハイセンスにも程がある……すっごい……なんか感動(〃'艸'〃)

    • @oilsinkXD
      @oilsinkXD 4 года назад +2

      何?
      (私はGoogle翻訳を使用)

    • @KKSans1161
      @KKSans1161 3 года назад +9

      やれやれ…やっと日本人がいたぜ…

    • @zahnpasta7967
      @zahnpasta7967 2 года назад

      @@oilsinkXD Die Welt

    • @oilsinkXD
      @oilsinkXD 2 года назад

      @@zahnpasta7967 I'm not German

    • @zahnpasta7967
      @zahnpasta7967 2 года назад

      @@oilsinkXD Il Mondo

  • @Mousonne
    @Mousonne 3 года назад +1

    This makes me happy

  • @islampikachu6201
    @islampikachu6201 4 года назад +18

    I cant wait to get this recomended in 5 years and get war flashbacks

  • @mariaclarh99
    @mariaclarh99 4 года назад +13

    *There's a reason that why you lost, Chara..
    *Just a single reason....
    **Y o u P i s s e d M e O f f*

  • @SylverFoxie
    @SylverFoxie 2 года назад +2

    “The Song That Might Play When Sans Watched Too Much Anime”

  • @ehrenmann1455
    @ehrenmann1455 4 года назад +51

    Stand user: sans
    Stand: megalovania purple
    Stand cry: *sans talking noise*
    Favourite line: “i feel like your gonna have a bad time”

    • @Guccipoooch
      @Guccipoooch 4 года назад

      Ah, i can already picture that in My mind

    • @kevin3852
      @kevin3852 4 года назад +1

      No its stand user:sans
      Stand name:gaster platinum

    • @Алекс-с8л9ы
      @Алекс-с8л9ы 4 года назад

      ( my opinion) Stand cry: megalovania

    • @Guccipoooch
      @Guccipoooch 4 года назад

      nah, Daddy Cool, y'all are going off of star platinum, try a song or band name that make sense

  • @Bryanosk81
    @Bryanosk81 4 года назад +14

    Sans:i cant give you a bad time without coming closer. frisk:hoho come as close as you like sans

  • @JackalObserver
    @JackalObserver 2 года назад +1

    The urge to say "was that a jojo reference" is cursing through my veins, but! gah dayum bro this is actually fire

  • @Hypnerius
    @Hypnerius 4 года назад +10

    JOTARO: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!
    JOSEPH: BEWARE OF THE JOESTAR DUO!

  • @jihiro-gacha238
    @jihiro-gacha238 4 года назад +82

    Stand user: Jotanso Kujo
    Stand name: Bad platimenum

  • @Cesar_735
    @Cesar_735 3 месяца назад +1

    A lot of determination

  • @Cool2Smart
    @Cool2Smart 4 года назад +96

    stand user: sans
    stand name: magicant
    power: e
    range: e
    speed: e
    precision: e
    durability: e
    potential: e
    the weakest stand. can barely do any damage. keep attacking.

  • @j-bit3082
    @j-bit3082 4 года назад +16

    I honestly love this very much! How come you're so underrated? :(

  • @NovelHawk1
    @NovelHawk1 3 года назад +2

    *You feel like you're gonna have a beatdown

  • @domi_128dmx5
    @domi_128dmx5 4 года назад +36

    Ah yes. SANS AND HIS STAND GASTER BLASTINUM

    • @Mindless0
      @Mindless0 4 года назад

      You missed the chance to call it GaSTAR Blastinum

    • @rankii_hats
      @rankii_hats 4 года назад

      let me be a weeb and make it sound japanese
      GASTA BURASTA

    • @DavidoLukas
      @DavidoLukas 4 года назад

      @Antonny FRISK JUST LOST BY 1 THING....
      FRISK PISSED SANSTARO OFF LEL

  • @playz.w
    @playz.w 4 года назад +11

    That guitar solo fire tho 🔥 0:48

  • @zanolah567
    @zanolah567 3 года назад +1

    jojo + undertale = perfect

  • @ozymandias8242
    @ozymandias8242 4 года назад +81

    me finding this song: Achievement unlock: How did we get here?

    • @numbermumber7382
      @numbermumber7382 4 года назад +1

      Ya know... S



      Ame

    • @dillity
      @dillity 4 года назад +1

      Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @ozymandias8242
      @ozymandias8242 4 года назад

      @@dillity of what

    • @dillity
      @dillity 4 года назад +1

      @@ozymandias8242 its a jacksepticeye reference

    • @nenessweatyknife
      @nenessweatyknife 3 года назад +1

      @@dillity you beat me to it Mr Septiceye

  • @ivebeentrying.
    @ivebeentrying. 4 года назад +6

    Ah yes our very own *menacing* theme, Yare yare this gonna be a star blasting theme.

  • @VirtuRam
    @VirtuRam 3 года назад +2

    "heh, kid, you've come far. hope you've kept track of your tab, cause...
    *Y o u c a n ' t p a y b a c k w h a t y o u o w e w i t h m o n e y !*
    ORA ORA ORA!"

  • @duckzilla9819
    @duckzilla9819 4 года назад +33

    Sans stats
    Power: S+
    Precision: S+
    Potential: S+
    Range: S+
    Durability: no

  • @thebeeguy1689
    @thebeeguy1689 4 года назад +8

    Dio: *kills Jotaro*
    Jotaros skeleton:

  • @redacted2388
    @redacted2388 2 года назад +4

    This is unbeatable

  • @Akogiri
    @Akogiri 4 года назад +6

    This was surprisingly good. It somewhat follows the usual, Megalovania format without overusing that bloody dreaded soundfont and it all sounds very nice together. The track only gets better as it goes on, especially your choice of motifs - it fits really good with the soundfont you used. A thing I find off is that the lead gets chiptune-d for a while.

  • @deathus90
    @deathus90 4 года назад +16

    Megalo Platinum: Destructive Power: S+ Speed: A. Endurance: E . Precision: A. oh god damn first time getting someone else’s like

    • @treesap9789
      @treesap9789 4 года назад

      Speed should be S+ and endurance E

    • @kevin3852
      @kevin3852 4 года назад +1

      No actually destructive power s+ speed s+ endurance e precision c

  • @ELJUANITO4k
    @ELJUANITO4k Год назад +1

    The Bizarre kid vs the Comedian with Karmic Stan

  • @VlixSpectre
    @VlixSpectre 4 года назад +9

    This is beautiful. I've listened to this for 5 hours now

  • @Fridgeson_
    @Fridgeson_ 4 года назад +8

    Plot twist: Sans is a Joestar

  • @Enigma4270
    @Enigma4270 3 года назад +1

    Amazing as a big fan of both undertale and jjba this is amazing to see