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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @LiterallyNoOne
    @LiterallyNoOne  4 года назад +20531

    to all the silly willies who got fooled by a fake toby fox, this is the original upload. that toby is fake and is re-uploading other people's work lol

    • @Yes-me4pk
      @Yes-me4pk 4 года назад +472

      bamboozled

    • @wheelockwarlock
      @wheelockwarlock 4 года назад +623

      he said he isnt real, buuuuut thats what toby would say so i had no idea. are you sure the real toby hasn't said anything about it to anyone?

    • @coolkidtheultimategamer4270
      @coolkidtheultimategamer4270 4 года назад +83

      Wait really

    • @personontheinternet9383
      @personontheinternet9383 4 года назад +1174

      He took it because he knew that it belonged to literally no one

    • @thepurpleemu
      @thepurpleemu 4 года назад +31

      Kendrick Pugh no

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 5 лет назад +9387

    The “e e e e e e e e” sound Sans makes whenever he talks is just the sound of his Stand rush.

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 лет назад +338

      Nice
      *ahem*
      *-E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E-*

    • @daario4278
      @daario4278 5 лет назад +54

      Underrated cåmic

    • @alithegreat9096
      @alithegreat9096 5 лет назад +157

      Alex Baldwin more like
      The “2.718281828459045 2.718281828459045 2.718281828459045 2.718281828459045 2.718281828459045 2.718281828459045 2.718281828459045 2.718281828459045” sound

    • @mopearound
      @mopearound 5 лет назад +40

      Ali The Great w-what thefuck LMAO could u explain i need to know what the hell that is

    • @penguindragon0155
      @penguindragon0155 5 лет назад +24

      i, too, would like to know

  • @golarstarborn
    @golarstarborn 5 лет назад +5525

    Sans : Korega Requiem Da
    Frisk: Game Ove-
    Frisk: Game Ove-
    Frisk: Game Ove-

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +14325

    "How many Megalovania memes have you made so far?"
    LiterallyNoOne: How many breads have you eaten in your life?

  • @Petit_Nem
    @Petit_Nem 3 года назад +3514

    Rule 72 of the internet: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it.

    • @wmatheson1611
      @wmatheson1611 3 года назад +306

      I looked up rule 72 of the internet, IT LITERALLY CAME UP WITH THAT SAME SENTENCE: If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it
      Edit: why did this comment get so many LIKES, WHY! This is my first time getting this many likes, so am happy rn.

    • @Krist433
      @Krist433 3 года назад +22

      Fr

    • @mrneptune64
      @mrneptune64 3 года назад +20

      I'm owed a title.wma megalovania

    • @Logan_Abad
      @Logan_Abad 3 года назад +39

      Rule 34

    • @mrneptune64
      @mrneptune64 3 года назад +50

      @@Logan_Abad bro what the hell bro

  • @fewchsia
    @fewchsia 5 лет назад +3286

    instead of muda muda he just makes fast sans beeping

    • @fewchsia
      @fewchsia 5 лет назад +205

      7 page *hehehehe

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 5 лет назад +88

      NYEHEHEH, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAS MADE ALL OF YOUR LIKE BUTTONS BLUE, NYEHEHEHEH

    • @dreeg1896
      @dreeg1896 5 лет назад +20

      Mudamudamudamudahehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehmudamudamudamudamudamudamudahehhehhehhehhehheh!

    • @nonsensicalhumanoid
      @nonsensicalhumanoid 5 лет назад +15

      nah, his stand is a gaster blaster and it just constantly fires

    • @syemobius8788
      @syemobius8788 5 лет назад +18

      E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

  • @kriz6891
    @kriz6891 5 лет назад +2344

    Genocide frisk: exists
    Sans: IS THAT AN ENEMY STAND

    • @a.asolus7564
      @a.asolus7564 5 лет назад +6

      Sonaity an enemy standing

    • @mech_ow
      @mech_ow 5 лет назад +1

      Don't like. The number must stay.

    • @kriz6891
      @kriz6891 5 лет назад

      @@mech_ow Damn someone liked

    • @hungvoviet4486
      @hungvoviet4486 5 лет назад +4

      @@TrebneDSucks Stand user:Chara
      Stand name:Real knife

    • @Dux2679
      @Dux2679 5 лет назад +1

      Probably not

  • @rudymireles6818
    @rudymireles6818 4 года назад +8914

    When both of the smartest kids work together for a project

  • @deconyus3412
    @deconyus3412 3 года назад +853

    “B-But you said… th-that if gave you MERCY…y-you wouldn’t do anything…”
    “Oh please. Did you really think you wouldn’t get dunked on? A kid like you?”

  • @HatVessel
    @HatVessel 5 лет назад +2745

    *he's just STANDing there menacingly*

    • @creepa-botinc.3971
      @creepa-botinc.3971 5 лет назад +26

      You're welcome.

    • @HatVessel
      @HatVessel 5 лет назад +16

      @@creepa-botinc.3971 Nice job with the sprite heheheh

    • @creepa-botinc.3971
      @creepa-botinc.3971 5 лет назад +7

      @@HatVessel Thank you! I'm honored to have been asked to make it.

    • @HatVessel
      @HatVessel 5 лет назад +5

      @@creepa-botinc.3971 :D

    • @HatVessel
      @HatVessel 5 лет назад +4

      @@scado5679 thanks, I was thinking about adding a Jojo reference in my profile picture...but i would need to draw It again :v

  • @JustSomeGuySearchingForPOWER
    @JustSomeGuySearchingForPOWER 5 лет назад +2415

    it's a beautiful duwang outside.
    birds are singing, drugs are being sold...
    on days like these, a boss like you...
    Should be reset to zero .
    2:25

    • @harvia8348
      @harvia8348 5 лет назад +64

      Proceeds to absolutely shit on chara

    • @Wandering_Star_Dust
      @Wandering_Star_Dust 5 лет назад +23

      @B҉l҉a҉z҉y҉D҉i҉e҉ and hers kawai Frisk

    • @solarsilencer6403
      @solarsilencer6403 5 лет назад +17

      its a beautiful duwang outside

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 5 лет назад +17

      Chara does have King Crimson, she can tell how a fight will go down just respawning to try again

    • @pantyosashu8137
      @pantyosashu8137 5 лет назад +7

      Chew

  • @stuffedcinema7374
    @stuffedcinema7374 4 года назад +2433

    Chara: I keep dying to sans over and over again
    Diavolo: first time?

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 4 года назад +39

      Stuffed Cinema technically it’s the player who dies over and over again but whatever

    • @spro394
      @spro394 4 года назад +18

      @@oimate6357 r/wooosh

    • @monomii2841
      @monomii2841 4 года назад +56

      @@spro394 the joke didn't go over their head, they were just correcting them because people apparently think chara "possessed" frisk which isn't true.

    • @spro394
      @spro394 4 года назад +17

      @@monomii2841 r/ohok

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 4 года назад +4

      Sad Sanctum what is that supposed to mean

  • @alastortheradiodemon.6200
    @alastortheradiodemon.6200 3 года назад +28

    Sans: Even after I murdered you 56 times in a row? You still approach me?
    Frisk: I can’t beat the sh*t out of you without getting closer.
    Sans: Heh, then get as close as you like.

  • @edumostacho6794
    @edumostacho6794 5 лет назад +1750

    Song that Might Play when You Have a Dream

  • @randomspectator39
    @randomspectator39 5 лет назад +3340

    Like most intellectuals say:
    _"Megalovania is a genre"_

    • @marcperez2532
      @marcperez2532 5 лет назад +37

      Well with all remixes exist from megalovania makes sense is now a genre

    • @storm1995
      @storm1995 5 лет назад +9

      Genere

    • @phony1551
      @phony1551 5 лет назад +2

      Genere

    • @kilist174
      @kilist174 5 лет назад +13

      What super intellectuals say:
      _”Il vento d‘oro is a genere”_

    • @ohkei7287
      @ohkei7287 5 лет назад +1

      genrell

  • @waldorfthepig1431
    @waldorfthepig1431 5 лет назад +32732

    Can we all just take a second to appreciate how much effort this guy puts into these shitposts?

    • @thegamingdog2947
      @thegamingdog2947 5 лет назад +448

      Waldorfthepig i appreciate how much effort this guy puts into these shitposts. in fact, those who copy LNO are just imPASTAs.

    • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
      @Connor_Kirkpatrick 5 лет назад +612

      Shitposts? Most of these works of art go straight into my playlist.

    • @wikwokbingbong1280
      @wikwokbingbong1280 5 лет назад +168

      sansposts

    • @homeboymichael5309
      @homeboymichael5309 5 лет назад +94

      Big Bear Then it would be a... shitlist

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 лет назад +27

      They come out way to good and I dont like it

  • @MasterUniverse1001
    @MasterUniverse1001 2 года назад +34

    *Teleports behind you*
    (In comic sans)
    "yare yare daze kid..."
    *Gets blasted*

  • @Boomshteck
    @Boomshteck 5 лет назад +1956

    Chara: Well this Genocide is going rather well, after this hall will be Asgore, boy this will be challenging!
    Sans in the judgement hall: 2:24

    • @zkrv7676
      @zkrv7676 5 лет назад +60

      *Starts to throw Gaster-Blasters like a fucking beast*
      E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E. E E E E E. E E E E E *EEEEEEH*

    • @boianko
      @boianko 5 лет назад +26

      "You will never reach truth!"

    • @spookhyskeleton
      @spookhyskeleton 5 лет назад +42

      "You will never reach the ending, kiddo."

    • @ReyaadGafur
      @ReyaadGafur 5 лет назад +8

      Shimata, kore wa dio da.

    • @justsomevibingdude8417
      @justsomevibingdude8417 5 лет назад +6

      Hey there

  • @TheSteampunkKing
    @TheSteampunkKing 4 года назад +1813

    Me: Stuck on a boss in a video game
    My friend: "Dude, he isn't that hard."
    The boss:

    • @yang3479
      @yang3479 4 года назад +44

      *”SO, YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!”*

    • @aoshi9254
      @aoshi9254 4 года назад +14

      *Pretend I didn't ruin the space for a jojo reference*

    • @GhosTurret
      @GhosTurret 4 года назад +9

      2:33

    • @dudeman4514
      @dudeman4514 4 года назад +7

      The boss: sans requiem

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 4 года назад +4

      @@dudeman4514 Plot twist: The player is Heaven Ascended DIO w/ ZA WARUDO Over Heaven.

  • @funnyvalentine6476
    @funnyvalentine6476 4 года назад +2415

    Sans: *Prepare for trouble.*
    Giorno: *And make that double.*

    • @MythiqueDash
      @MythiqueDash 4 года назад +24

      When you mix a cross-over with another serie

    • @justsomeguywithaccesstothe6279
      @justsomeguywithaccesstothe6279 4 года назад +5

      Groudon Empire Isn’t this a stolen comment?..

    • @elzed2667
      @elzed2667 4 года назад +10

      The actual line is make ~it~ double

    • @Johnsbrggnfndm
      @Johnsbrggnfndm 4 года назад +12

      Jojo's Bizzare Pokemonavania

    • @estonianboi74
      @estonianboi74 4 года назад +1

      when you mix a game with a series with another series

  • @MacCraeToons1214
    @MacCraeToons1214 3 года назад +1153

    I’ve listened to this for 10 hours now.
    And I still have never watched JoJo.

  • @danielhoi4
    @danielhoi4 5 лет назад +20468

    If you think about it, Chara is basically Frisk’s Stand

  • @dylank2428
    @dylank2428 4 года назад +3312

    Man, I knew the JoJo art really slimmed down the characters after part three but I never knew they're literally down to the bone

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 лет назад +604

    Bad Time Requiem Ultimate Ability: *Dodging*

    • @kirbyfreakyt4695
      @kirbyfreakyt4695 5 лет назад +13

      You are literally EVERYWHERE I GO stickmaster. What about undertale songs is so interesting that it attracts even tf2 commenters? Is it just as uncle dane said, that "it just has a lot of good music to destroy people to"?

    • @SansClubCEO
      @SansClubCEO 5 лет назад +2

      Tbh this is the least amount of likes I’ve seen you get

    • @omarvelasco2704
      @omarvelasco2704 5 лет назад +1

      You're being forgetten, friend.

    • @Hizelly76
      @Hizelly76 5 лет назад

      havent see you for a while

    • @sensory6353
      @sensory6353 5 лет назад

      SHUT UP

  • @cadenjucutan9044
    @cadenjucutan9044 2 года назад +65

    I literally cannot believe this is over 2 years old now. I remember listening to this around its release not knowing what jjba was but now that ive finished the series i enjoy this so much more.

  • @astroturkey1019
    @astroturkey1019 4 года назад +2081

    I don’t know what’s more horrifying, sans having hair, or sans having pecs

  • @Yahiamice
    @Yahiamice 5 лет назад +9800

    Can't wait till Slimecicle gets ahold of this

  • @Gatsmask_FGC
    @Gatsmask_FGC 4 года назад +886

    My Therapist: "Sansorno Skelevana is not real he can't hurt you"
    Sansorno Skelevana:

    • @RiversThePerson
      @RiversThePerson 4 года назад +4

      also you: hey that wasn't that bad after all!

    • @bardo6429
      @bardo6429 4 года назад +4

      Why SANSORNO SKELEVANA sounds so bad

    • @Gatsmask_FGC
      @Gatsmask_FGC 4 года назад +3

      @Cyclic Jellie Ghould Exblasterance Requiem has entered the chat

    • @norvilleshaggyrogers8825
      @norvilleshaggyrogers8825 4 года назад +1

      Mista does not approve of your number of likes

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 4 года назад

      Sansorno skelevana: arivederchi

  • @mrturtle8579
    @mrturtle8579 2 года назад +10

    !
    *a wild badass stands in your way

  • @LucOfLegends
    @LucOfLegends 5 лет назад +18285

    I finally get why Papyrus hates his jokes.
    He just can't Stand it.

  • @thegreathambino9561
    @thegreathambino9561 3 года назад +5141

    When you realize dying over and over again to sans is a jojo reference

    • @h4ppyd796
      @h4ppyd796 3 года назад +383

      Technically since Diavalo does infinitely that is one of his Canon deaths

    • @astolfoplayz1763
      @astolfoplayz1763 3 года назад +176

      @@h4ppyd796 In another death, he dies to a froggit.

    • @guestgame10
      @guestgame10 3 года назад +70

      Well, it kind of sounds like Re:zero refrence too... But I agree with you!

    • @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq
      @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq 3 года назад +31

      @@astolfoplayz1763 in another death he dies to a

    • @ng42.
      @ng42. 3 года назад +51

      @@guestgame10 the difference is that Re:Zero you can return and prevent from dying... Just like sans fight if you're skilled enough.
      Hmm

  • @biscoitgamer4318
    @biscoitgamer4318 5 лет назад +1773

    me: playing genocide route for the first time*
    me: attack sans*
    sans: dodge my attack
    2:25

    • @amyisexisting
      @amyisexisting 5 лет назад +30

      If you have trouble with it look up bad time simulator

    • @sasgo8452
      @sasgo8452 5 лет назад +9

      Also 0:09

    • @MrMUSTACHE
      @MrMUSTACHE 5 лет назад +4

      Sorry sans . Im go home 😲😱😟👣👣👣 hava a nice day ...
      Yaay

    • @Minty_Mentos_
      @Minty_Mentos_ 5 лет назад +14

      @@MrMUSTACHE *_He's speaking the language of the gods_*

    • @mayjinkandy3377
      @mayjinkandy3377 5 лет назад +1

      @@Minty_Mentos_ *Wearing my Toronto Defiance shirt*
      I'm watching you....

  • @thirdydelacruz6238
    @thirdydelacruz6238 3 года назад +57

    Plot twist:sans actually has a stand

    • @Gas_mask_gaming2000
      @Gas_mask_gaming2000 3 года назад +7

      And that is papyrus

    • @israelmcclain8097
      @israelmcclain8097 3 года назад +4

      I imagine that is the Gastet blaster

    • @dragonmangames2523
      @dragonmangames2523 3 месяца назад

      @@Gas_mask_gaming2000 SANS, I DETECT ENEMY STANS
      "that pun is awful, bro."
      WHAT?! HOW?!
      "death approaches in 13 baby steps."
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! ACTUALLY, THAT WAS PRETTY CLEVER, BUT STILL, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

  • @ALiteraIToaster
    @ALiteraIToaster 4 года назад +2824

    His stand cry is: ehehehehehheheheehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehheehehehehehheheheehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehheehehehehehheheheehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehheehehehehehheheheehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehheehehehehehheheheehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehheehehehehehheheheehehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehhe

  • @RobedRed
    @RobedRed 4 года назад +1134

    *Spare
    "Did you really think you'd be that lucky?"

    • @mediumboxentertainment2933
      @mediumboxentertainment2933 4 года назад +44

      Kade Wickman ** 7 page brbbrbrrbrbrbrrbrbrbrrbrbrbr

    • @boejiden2793
      @boejiden2793 4 года назад +13

      Best comment

    • @YourLocalTrader
      @YourLocalTrader 4 года назад +21

      Sans noises 7 page Muda

    • @komradeashraf8637
      @komradeashraf8637 4 года назад +8

      I’m just gonna give y’all in this reply section a like cos y’all deserve it.

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +8

      @@mediumboxentertainment2933 *7 page geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
      *dunked on*

  • @patric5371
    @patric5371 4 года назад +3213

    A skeleton turned himself into a Jojo it was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @joesph7684
      @joesph7684 4 года назад +38

      hahahahaahahahahahahahah san skeltin funnie

    • @AlexFarnum1
      @AlexFarnum1 4 года назад +14

      Claude tough talk from a guy who’s lived to long

    • @rorballs
      @rorballs 4 года назад +4

      ya but you wouldn't understand it

    • @hatredmalice7273
      @hatredmalice7273 4 года назад +4

      hahahaahhahhahahahhahahah jojajojo

    • @noa-tim
      @noa-tim 4 года назад +1

      hehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehhhheehhehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehhehehehehheheheehh

  • @noahfan2719
    @noahfan2719 Месяц назад +4

    i’m convinced there’s an earthbound fan -> undertale/deltarune fan -> jojo fan pipeline because that is literally my lived experience and seemingly several others

  • @jireninyourrecommendations8118
    @jireninyourrecommendations8118 5 лет назад +1033

    I, Sansio Sansivanna, will give you a bad experience

    • @adog90
      @adog90 5 лет назад +18

      Bad dream

    • @DonnieTheGuy
      @DonnieTheGuy 5 лет назад +14

      Sansio Sansovania

    • @foojo9
      @foojo9 5 лет назад +4

      1:11

    • @scarletrosekat9444
      @scarletrosekat9444 5 лет назад +5

      SANSIO SANSIVANNA I'M CRYING

    • @parapeito
      @parapeito 5 лет назад +9

      Lost the chance of calling him sansio megalovanna

  • @I8cheese_3608
    @I8cheese_3608 4 года назад +1948

    Me: **late to school**
    That one chill teacher: 2:25

  • @squid4661
    @squid4661 5 лет назад +937

    Your next line is “You’re gonna have a bad time”

    • @kakyoinshitpost1402
      @kakyoinshitpost1402 5 лет назад +69

      You're gonna have a ba-
      N-nanii?!!

    • @sqidicarus652
      @sqidicarus652 5 лет назад +56

      Wrong jojo, that’s ketchup bottle tendency sans

    • @pohatunuva3771
      @pohatunuva3771 5 лет назад +1

      Are you the same Squid that plays Touhou 15.5?

    • @sqidicarus652
      @sqidicarus652 5 лет назад

      Pohatu Nuva never played it

    • @sms_mario
      @sms_mario 5 лет назад +3

      "You will never reach a good time"

  • @nachoboy6007
    @nachoboy6007 4 года назад +3169

    Reporter: *So, what do you do for a living?*
    LiterallyNoOne: *sans*
    Reporter: *Like a show, or-*
    LiterallyNoOne: *no, just sans*

  • @SkellySkellingtonReal
    @SkellySkellingtonReal 4 года назад +2980

    Shouldn't the piano part start in the beginning, considering how sans uses his strongest attack first

    • @TwilightFlower9
      @TwilightFlower9 4 года назад +255

      His strongest attack is the "sans dance" right before his special attack though?

    • @SkellySkellingtonReal
      @SkellySkellingtonReal 4 года назад +62

      @@TwilightFlower9 oh yeah i fogot about dat

    • @dogger588
      @dogger588 4 года назад +34

      That's a big brain moment

    • @therapistfurbylol8020
      @therapistfurbylol8020 4 года назад +20

      U forgetting the hell hole that the end of that figgt

    • @nocontent1238
      @nocontent1238 4 года назад +24

      I mean sans does straight up say his strongest move was the opening one

  • @maki_ligon
    @maki_ligon 5 лет назад +562

    Should've used Smash Bros Megalovania orchestral buildup for il vento d'oro piano breakdown but Sans. is epic too

    • @LiterallyNoOne
      @LiterallyNoOne  5 лет назад +206

      i went for the funny approach instead of the epic approach but das alrite

    • @AVeryTallMidget
      @AVeryTallMidget 5 лет назад +58

      @@LiterallyNoOne I mean, you're crossing video game megalovania with the anime megalovania so the funny approach was best

    • @Zahn-rad
      @Zahn-rad 5 лет назад +15

      I'd be interested in seeing that version

    • @WeegeepieYT
      @WeegeepieYT 5 лет назад +18

      Maki ligon

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 лет назад +4

      @@NoelleTheGamingStar
      Maki ligon

  • @BonesOfLife
    @BonesOfLife 3 года назад +24

    The effort here really needs to be addressed.
    **Applause**

  • @Cuonglao99
    @Cuonglao99 3 года назад +1492

    Sans: Finally my dream is true I HAVE HAIR

  • @wiz6r
    @wiz6r 4 года назад +2716

    *"I, Sans the Skeleton, befriended your mom last night"*

  • @gironogiovanni6204
    @gironogiovanni6204 4 года назад +9062

    Cool song you got there. I swear it sounds familiar...

    • @jotarokujo1839
      @jotarokujo1839 4 года назад +315

      GIOVANNI LOL

    • @Bamburfix
      @Bamburfix 4 года назад +286

      I know right?

    • @jotarokujo1839
      @jotarokujo1839 4 года назад +50

      @Robbe Van Hove 🎶👀🎂🎂🎂🎂🐱‍👤🐱‍👤

    • @diosans7468
      @diosans7468 4 года назад +186

      Hi gio... Its me, *DIO* , but i turned into a sans

    • @ChaosSonic6683
      @ChaosSonic6683 4 года назад +60

      The gods are here

  • @Enhi__coffee
    @Enhi__coffee Год назад +6

    サンズ「あんた…『覚悟して来てるニンゲン』だよな…
    俺を『殺そう』とするって事は逆に『地獄の業火に焼かれる』かもしれないという危険を常に覚悟して来てるニンゲンってわけだよな…」

  • @ech4607
    @ech4607 5 лет назад +616

    Enemy: How did you know I was a stand user?!?
    Sans: Maybe it’s the way your dressed

  • @hunganhnguyen8311
    @hunganhnguyen8311 5 лет назад +1620

    1:11 I could hear "JoJo! Golden Wind!" in my head.

  • @sdpelly
    @sdpelly 4 года назад +857

    Therapist: Sansorno Skelevanna isn't real. he can't hurt you.
    SANSORNO SKELAVANNA: 2:25

  • @cyansorcerer6491
    @cyansorcerer6491 2 года назад +7

    this is so much better than i thought it would be, excellent job dude

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 года назад +548

    “stop sellin’ drugs, human. they’re prohibited in the underground.”

    • @dan-tz9dl
      @dan-tz9dl 4 года назад +3

      i want to like, but its at 420 :(

    • @DeMorce
      @DeMorce 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/OYXbJOYaSDk/видео.html

  • @theserialgriller617
    @theserialgriller617 4 года назад +1982

    Stand name: The Man Who Speaks In Hands (W.D Gaster.).

    • @attention8952
      @attention8952 4 года назад +49

      Or [ Hand Master ]

    • @fiff7
      @fiff7 4 года назад +28

      🖕🖖👌🤚👉🤚🖖🖖🤚

    • @back3102
      @back3102 4 года назад +75

      ZA HANDO

    • @DillyRed
      @DillyRed 4 года назад +14

      [resets]

    • @kxarmic
      @kxarmic 4 года назад +27

      the man who is behind the slaughter

  • @LavaXD
    @LavaXD 4 года назад +3375

    Everyone: This is shitpost.
    Me, an intellectual: This is precious music.

    • @losslesswifi
      @losslesswifi 4 года назад +10

      Lava XD why can’t it simply be both?

    • @SurmenianSoldier
      @SurmenianSoldier 4 года назад +6

      me: this is a high quality rip

    • @LavaXD
      @LavaXD 4 года назад +4

      ay it has 360 likes get no scoped

    • @user-nf2es5xv5w
      @user-nf2es5xv5w 4 года назад +2

      Totally true

    • @Danbobooru
      @Danbobooru 4 года назад +1

      This is *_ART_*

  • @Jakito_0946
    @Jakito_0946 2 года назад +4

    “I, sans the skeleton, have a dream”

  • @kingarthurthe5th
    @kingarthurthe5th 5 лет назад +2685

    I, Giorno Giovannia, have a beautiful day outside.

    • @orionnotoshi5416
      @orionnotoshi5416 5 лет назад +17

      King Arthur bruh read that yourself and be confused

    • @benmay1294
      @benmay1294 5 лет назад +23

      @@orionnotoshi5416 the reference is intact, so it makes total sense really

    • @clover8757
      @clover8757 5 лет назад +29

      I,Giorno Giovana,going to give you a Bad Time.

    • @orionnotoshi5416
      @orionnotoshi5416 5 лет назад

      Ben May okay, how does it make sense tell me.

    • @orionnotoshi5416
      @orionnotoshi5416 5 лет назад +2

      Ben May the reference was badly said. If you laugh at that your 100% somebody who laughed at the Ugandan knuckles meme.

  • @isabellathegamingoctoling8325
    @isabellathegamingoctoling8325 3 года назад +1152

    2:26
    When the younger sibling can’t defeat the hard boss and the older sibling comes in.

    • @mikepratt1316
      @mikepratt1316 3 года назад +18

      Yea

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад +34

      And they join on their account

    • @goodboi4512
      @goodboi4512 3 года назад +19

      Kind of like the stands

    • @kayden.D1234
      @kayden.D1234 3 года назад +19

      *big brother joined the game* *level 999*

    • @riolulover9784
      @riolulover9784 3 года назад +27

      Can confirm as an older brother, this is admitedly how I feel.

  • @Clum_06
    @Clum_06 5 лет назад +1495

    I need megalovania made out of Giorno’s theme now.
    Edit: I mean taking the notes and sounds from megalovania and then making Giorno’s theme. Not doing the same as this vid but worse

  • @megarotom1590
    @megarotom1590 3 года назад +12

    You know, they both have the ability to make the enemy suffer an endless loop of death

  • @khiemtrinh8330
    @khiemtrinh8330 4 года назад +930

    LiterallyEveryone: And then Sans turned himself into a Jojo, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
    Jotaro: Clearly you’ve never seen two identical rocks in the desert before.

    • @tarabarden7535
      @tarabarden7535 4 года назад +30

      You, I like you, you can stay

    • @tedscheett9420
      @tedscheett9420 4 года назад +41

      Josuke: But, and hear me out, what if those two rocks had a person embedded into them?

    • @hollowdjpro
      @hollowdjpro 4 года назад +5

      @@tedscheett9420 sorry but that was too much

    • @tedscheett9420
      @tedscheett9420 4 года назад +6

      @@hollowdjpro Bruh.

    • @jotarosans7133
      @jotarosans7133 4 года назад +5

      yea am I a joke to you?

  • @m_affiliates
    @m_affiliates 4 года назад +754

    When the skeleton model in the science class was imported from Italy.

  • @ClairvoyantDreams358
    @ClairvoyantDreams358 5 лет назад +404

    This is probably one of Diavolo’s deaths in his infinite loop.

    • @LagiohX3
      @LagiohX3 5 лет назад +34

      This is canon

    • @kissmyass8613
      @kissmyass8613 5 лет назад +30

      He's repeating the boss fight and always dying again and again
      That's his true death loop

    • @ClairvoyantDreams358
      @ClairvoyantDreams358 5 лет назад +1

      Uh oh.

    • @GobaGNon
      @GobaGNon 5 лет назад +10

      Infinite means infinite, so yes, this IS how he’s died before, if we take infinite to it’s logical conclusion this has actually happened to him infinite times.

    • @Zadanoire
      @Zadanoire 5 лет назад +2

      *It’s not entirely impossible.*

  • @samue1_6109
    @samue1_6109 3 года назад +8

    Stand user:sans
    Stand:bad experience
    Stand ability:controls bones

  • @betelgeuse4a
    @betelgeuse4a 5 лет назад +501

    There's your normal shitpost,
    And then there's this.

    • @zerodividezero9843
      @zerodividezero9843 5 лет назад +13

      Advanced shitpost

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 5 лет назад +9

      @@zerodividezero9843 AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

  • @beefylobster2911
    @beefylobster2911 5 лет назад +4905

    Wha-

  • @mocnyfajrant9783
    @mocnyfajrant9783 4 года назад +4059

    when Gamer Kid and Anime Kid sits together in class

    • @tristanpauley2026
      @tristanpauley2026 4 года назад +375

      You fool, I am both

    • @JDan011
      @JDan011 4 года назад +75

      I, am, B O T H

    • @gritz4210
      @gritz4210 4 года назад +29

      They hab secks

    • @flipy.8247
      @flipy.8247 4 года назад +83

      You utterly Fool With this Power
      Gamer. Weeb.
      I will combine Them into The most powerfull tool in the universe even karens Can't stopy stop these Power
      I sans the skeleton have a dream
      Sans is Evolving
      Sans
      Atk ??? Def ???.
      Well known as god

    • @opandzar49
      @opandzar49 4 года назад +8

      Did you just used gamed unironically

  • @mightbewowie
    @mightbewowie 25 дней назад +2

    I truly had a golden experience listening to this, if this doesn’t play as my requiem I’m not dying

  • @cybercangacero6625
    @cybercangacero6625 5 лет назад +1995

    Nobody:
    Blaster experience:
    E-E-E-E-E-E-E...

    • @chaoticsaltthunder8714
      @chaoticsaltthunder8714 5 лет назад +19

      *gaster experience

    • @Squibbo0000
      @Squibbo0000 5 лет назад +5

      You'll never reach the end.

    • @matheusbruno8733
      @matheusbruno8733 5 лет назад +7

      Dude I can just imagine golden experience hitting and every punch is E-E-E-E-E-E-E

    • @Winkwing
      @Winkwing 4 года назад

      Blaster Experience Requiem.
      *THIS IS THE POWER OF REQUIEM!*

  • @lordsausage418
    @lordsausage418 4 года назад +689

    Alternative name - Il Vento L'ovania

  • @spityz9572
    @spityz9572 3 года назад +2781

    Me: your next line will be, “you’re gonna have a bad time”
    Sans: You’re gonna have a bad time
    Me: Oh shi-

    • @4sahi
      @4sahi 3 года назад +57

      CAESAR!!!!!!!!!

    • @idontknowyet8540
      @idontknowyet8540 3 года назад +96

      "Next you'll say, 'that's your fault, isn't it?'"
      Sans: that's your fault, isn't i-
      ...
      Sans: ...god damn it.

    • @Shadow_da_hedgehog2003
      @Shadow_da_hedgehog2003 3 года назад +3

      Ora Ora ora Ora Ora Ora ora ora Ora Ora ora Ora Ora Ora

    • @thewindwakinghero7423
      @thewindwakinghero7423 3 года назад +10

      *busts down the fourth wall*
      _He, Sans the skeleton_
      _can only dodge a total of 24 times_
      *the fourth wall shatters*
      _technically that soul can dodge and heal_
      *turns the fourth wall into a weapon*
      _so . . . just hit 'em with a one hit KO_
      *holding a second real knife*

    • @Gokuh.
      @Gokuh. 3 года назад +6

      SANS USED A CAPITAL LETTER IMPOSSIBLE

  • @EggShellGames
    @EggShellGames 2 года назад +1

    2:26 Bro it’s so good

  • @ihave_all_eee
    @ihave_all_eee 4 года назад +1393

    And then, he turns himself into Giorno Giovanna, Funniest Shit I’ve Ever Seen.

    • @khiemtrinh8330
      @khiemtrinh8330 4 года назад +59

      Clearly you haven’t seen two identical rocks in the desert.

    • @xavyishvalda3608
      @xavyishvalda3608 4 года назад +27

      @@khiemtrinh8330
      You think that's funny,clearly a salad getting crushed by Jesus's stone is funnier

    • @animegaming_1019
      @animegaming_1019 4 года назад +11

      Koichi Hirose You think that’s funnier, clearly an emerald splash being deflected is funnier

    • @xavyishvalda3608
      @xavyishvalda3608 4 года назад +8

      @@animegaming_1019
      Nah man,a cherry donut is ultimately funnier

    • @crysheart
      @crysheart 4 года назад +2

      clearly yall havent seen a fancy man getting squeezed in half

  • @unsacapuntas1441
    @unsacapuntas1441 5 лет назад +413

    Because stands are all musical references, Sans' stand could literally be Megalovania

    • @ChucktheMan33
      @ChucktheMan33 5 лет назад +15

      It could also be "sans"

    • @isuruFO
      @isuruFO 5 лет назад +30

      “song that might play when you fight sans”

    • @copeytheweeb8438
      @copeytheweeb8438 5 лет назад +28

      william “stand that might appear when you fight sans”

    • @daystar433
      @daystar433 5 лет назад +1

      The megalovanio

    • @silvergotrekt
      @silvergotrekt 5 лет назад +8

      Stand Name: 「MEGALOMANIAC」
      Stand Master: Sans

  • @kostasakas816
    @kostasakas816 5 лет назад +810

    Everyone: “can’t you take anything seriously?”
    My brain: 2:27

    • @mastereduimusic
      @mastereduimusic 5 лет назад +26

      Ehhh, what can I say? I’m a *bonehead*
      ;)

    • @wut2697
      @wut2697 5 лет назад +5

      @@mastereduimusic NOOOO !

  • @Valour492
    @Valour492 3 года назад +4

    So you combined to "boss themes" to make a really heavy badass new boss theme...
    I like this

  • @drorie_lizard3665
    @drorie_lizard3665 4 года назад +3099

    this is clearly as a joke but like this actually sounds good wh...

    • @BasiI_
      @BasiI_ 4 года назад +27

      only replying bc your pfp is Kokichi

    • @odeiomelao
      @odeiomelao 4 года назад +51

      You're gonna have a bad eXpErIeNcE

    • @eduarda3139
      @eduarda3139 4 года назад +5

      Upupupu

    • @CleverPunYT
      @CleverPunYT 4 года назад +10

      Of course it does. Have you seen the other remixes? XD

    • @DoomerSlice
      @DoomerSlice 4 года назад +4

      this is just the entire channel

  • @mrsshinukin
    @mrsshinukin 4 года назад +623

    “I, Sans the Skeleton, shall give you a bad time.”

    • @mrsshinukin
      @mrsshinukin 4 года назад +3

      Giorno Giovanna, thank you, I shall now get poop soop req

    • @mrsshinukin
      @mrsshinukin 4 года назад +4

      @Giorno Giovanna Ahh, I see your not familiar with my new stand. It creates any Jojo I want. You know part nine? That was me.

    • @Graham2007
      @Graham2007 4 года назад

      Alright that actually made my day, have a like

    • @KatlukeHD
      @KatlukeHD 4 года назад

      Thanks

    • @joantorda433
      @joantorda433 4 года назад +1

      @Giorno Giovanna sans: stab self with arrow
      ded

  • @marypoppinsm7
    @marypoppinsm7 5 лет назад +241

    Therapist: sansio giovarnia doesn't exists, he can't hurt you
    Sansio giovarnia:

    • @nandu6136
      @nandu6136 5 лет назад

      @@AlejandroHernandez-mq6lh Nah

  • @TheBrokenHalo168
    @TheBrokenHalo168 Год назад +5

    I played this on max volume in my headsets during a dodgeball tournament, and it was glorious. I was the last one in a boys versus girls dodgeball tournament, and I felt like I was going to lose. I put on my headphones, and this was the very first thing that came up on RUclips. I started the video, and it gave me a power I have never felt before. As the girls launched a volley at me, I realized that I couldn't let my teammates deaths go in vain. I dodged the first volley, catching one of the dodgeballs. One girl out. I launched a volley myself. 3 more out. They were now left with 16 girls, while I was standing there alone. They launched another volley, this time fanning the dodgeballs out. And I dropped to the floor, falling on my back. I then got up and launched a volley at them. 14 to 1. They launched another volley, but I dodged it and caught one. 13 to 1. I launched a volley. 10 to 1. The video then stopped, and I suddenly felt defeated. The music started playing again. Another volley. 10 to 1. I launched one. 5 to 1. Another volley. 4 to 1. I then picked off three of them, leaving only one. I gave her a chance, rolling all the dodgeballs to her side. She launched one after another, but none of them hit me. I picked one up, and as I threw back my arm, I felt sympathy for her. They had started with 20, and she was the final one. But I did not hold back. As I threw, I stepped into it with all my might. And it hit her stomach. The impact from the rubber ball echoed around the gymnasium. She fell on the floor, huddled over in pain from the ball. I did not feel happiness, as one should, for all I felt was sympathy. And as the cheering began, I walked over to her. Everyone became silent, watching as I approached her. As I reached her, I knelt down and offered her my hand. She took my hand and I helped her up. I then smiled at her, and she smiled at me. We then shook hands, and the cheering started again. I was lifted above the crowd by my brethren, and heard my name echoing against the wall. For that day, I was no longer another person in the back of the classroom. For that day, I had become a legend.

    • @mightyoneproductions2232
      @mightyoneproductions2232 Год назад +1

      Winning is one thing. What you did that day took true courage, as well as true heart. Most people would’ve just acted like dicks and do a victory dance, like idiots with little penises. The sportsmanship you showed is what is needed in this world, and is truly mighty.

  • @mendeta07
    @mendeta07 4 года назад +2117

    When the kid who always dodges and the kid who never misses are the last ones left in dodgeball

  • @Saipan2297
    @Saipan2297 4 года назад +346

    When the knife dude in a gun fights actually knows his shit

    • @ГонщикНелегальный-з1б
      @ГонщикНелегальный-з1б 4 года назад +3

      When dude comes to a gunfight using Casey from EtG
      (This basebal bat is basically NO U weapon)

    • @Godofstorm
      @Godofstorm 4 года назад +8

      When you catch your mom's belt mid beating

    • @mrunknown4912
      @mrunknown4912 4 года назад +2

      *SAO Season 2 flashback *

    • @specialcontainmentprocedur943
      @specialcontainmentprocedur943 4 года назад +3

      @@mrunknown4912 Oh, No [REDACTED] Didn't find that message pleasing, Delete it now or you will be Terminated.

    • @Saipan2297
      @Saipan2297 4 года назад +1

      Johel Soto
      Wow dude-
      Wait why does your _mom_ have a belt?

  • @Hey-gm2gk
    @Hey-gm2gk 4 года назад +1727

    Covid-19: *ends*
    Everyone: FINALLY!
    Covid-20:

  • @OnthecornerisahairsaloninTokyo
    @OnthecornerisahairsaloninTokyo 2 года назад +17

    原作のbgmの感じも残してて最高

  • @user-le6hb5fm8r
    @user-le6hb5fm8r 4 года назад +550

    Player: does genocide
    sans: infinite death loop it is

  • @kherii.
    @kherii. 5 лет назад +243

    *”I can’t give you a bad time without getting any closer.”*

    • @anonymuos1592
      @anonymuos1592 5 лет назад

      *”I can’t give you a bad time without getting any closer.”*

    • @kherii.
      @kherii. 5 лет назад

      Anon Ymuos Nani pfp same

    • @kherii.
      @kherii. 5 лет назад

      Anon Ymuos link the gif pls?

    • @anonymuos1592
      @anonymuos1592 5 лет назад

      @@kherii. Dont have a link, I have it saved on my PC

    • @kherii.
      @kherii. 5 лет назад

      Anon Ymuos aww man, do you have the name of it?

  • @StrayFei
    @StrayFei 4 года назад +947

    So this is the "literally noone" guy people in the comments always talk about

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 4 года назад +41

      Well yes but actually yes

    • @moyashiishi
      @moyashiishi 4 года назад +27

      we found him boys!

    • @watercat258
      @watercat258 4 года назад +8

      Gangsters: we found her hat kid get her 😡.me: my job here is done

    • @the_laponk1927
      @the_laponk1927 4 года назад +2

      Indeed

    • @AdrianBAdams
      @AdrianBAdams 4 года назад +6

      Is this a certified JoJo Reference?

  • @griffinmay
    @griffinmay Год назад +1

    I, Sans Undertale, am filled with DETERMINATION

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 4 года назад +641

    *”i, sans the skeleton, have a dream.”*
    *”in my sleep.”*

  • @LOLcat12331
    @LOLcat12331 4 года назад +568

    imagine thinking this is the actual toby fox

  • @chees2
    @chees2 4 года назад +519

    When the introverted nerdy kid is the only one left in dodgeball: "Haha we won!!"
    The introverted nerdy kid: 2:24

    • @WizzOfIzz
      @WizzOfIzz 4 года назад +8

      Also Mr. Sir oh god it’s ness undertale

    • @justaperson555
      @justaperson555 4 года назад

      relatable lol

    • @flol8467
      @flol8467 4 года назад

      only one left but why he said we

    • @chees2
      @chees2 4 года назад +1

      @@flol8467 The other team said we

    • @fernandalins2457
      @fernandalins2457 4 года назад

      This actually happens lol.

  • @PumpkinNite
    @PumpkinNite Год назад

    This is one of the many videos that sent 12 year old me on the path to becoming a JoJo fan over almost 3 years ago now, thank you Lit. I probably wouldn’t have became a fan without this video.
    For those wondering, I’m 15 now and it’s my number 1 favorite manga. (It’s my 2nd favorite anime behind DragonBall.)

  • @lotionsalt
    @lotionsalt 5 лет назад +274

    This actually makes sense considering that sans puts you in a death loop

    • @metallicarequiem2936
      @metallicarequiem2936 5 лет назад +9

      I mean he doesn’t put you into a death loop, you choose to do it your self since you keep respawning

    • @lotionsalt
      @lotionsalt 5 лет назад +8

      @@metallicarequiem2936 true, but it's somewhat close to a death loop, it's just by choice

    • @zzurved
      @zzurved 5 лет назад

      @@lotionsalt and he calls you on It

    • @SPIREDOCKLATERRA
      @SPIREDOCKLATERRA 5 лет назад

      Who put you on the planet

  • @MisaMiniwashere
    @MisaMiniwashere 5 лет назад +274

    “I sans the skeleton have a genocidal kid to beat up”

    • @snow5538
      @snow5538 5 лет назад

      "I, Giorsans the Gio-skeleton, finally have hair and it's blond."

  • @kenthehen1860
    @kenthehen1860 4 года назад +149

    Sans: Haha, if I don’t attack. We’ll both be here forever
    Player’s heart: 2:23

  • @Killer-The-Skeleton
    @Killer-The-Skeleton 2 месяца назад +1

    whyd i just find this. this is a true masterpiece im glad i found this sooner holy moly

  • @thedeuces8851
    @thedeuces8851 5 лет назад +278

    Stand Name: 「bad experience requiem」
    Stand Master: 「sans the skeleton」
    Stand Stats:
    Destructive Power: E
    Speed: E
    Range: E
    Durability: E
    Persistence: E
    Precision: E
    Development Potential: E

    • @SleppyLeBo
      @SleppyLeBo 5 лет назад +4

      YES! YES! YES!

    • @Cool2Smart
      @Cool2Smart 5 лет назад +2

      Stand Ability: 「infinite dunking」

  • @NicoleMay316
    @NicoleMay316 3 месяца назад +1

    I got this song randomly on my yt music, and uh, I had no idea it was JoJo until 1:10.
    The face I made had to have been priceless. A mixture of disgust and awe. Great track :)

  • @FrostyWhite
    @FrostyWhite 4 года назад +434

    "you will never reach the *bone* ."

  • @josuemeza956
    @josuemeza956 5 лет назад +3742

    Frisk: Bu-But you said, if I layed down my weapon you would spare me!!!
    Sans: 2:24

    • @Ocrium_Oshi
      @Ocrium_Oshi 4 года назад +446

      "Did you really think you'd be that lucky? After all, I did say I never make promises.."
      "Y-YOU'RE SO MEAN!"

    • @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462
      @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462 4 года назад +106

      "Hey, cut it out! If we can get that police truck to the mouth of that cave, we can find the kid and get out of here!"
      "I dunno, man. Seems like we might stay down here for good if we can't go back up.."
      "You think a search-and-rescue team can't get two of its people out of a ditch like this?"
      "Those earlier monsters said something about a barrier.."
      "Don't worry about it! We can get out, and if something happens, we are authorized to fire our weapons. We're lucky that all of the other monsters were nice.
      " Hey, is that Jojo music down the hall?"
      "If business gets bad, we can Yoshikage Kira their butt."
      "Got it."

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 4 года назад +51

      Oh please, a dirty brother killer like you? GET DUNLED ONNNN

    • @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462
      @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462 4 года назад +17

      @@CallMeVidd "POLICE! Step away from the child NOW!"

    • @eggedegg4659
      @eggedegg4659 4 года назад +18

      eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh