007: Movies, Water, Magic
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- Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2023
- Welcome back! This week we chat about Magic, Movies & Water!
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I hope that one day Shane walks in to Lazy Acres and there's just a wanted poster of him at every register.
you guys are the optimal stream of consciousness type of podcast that i need whenever i'm drawing,,
literally I got the notification for this before I started painting and was so happy
@@planet.marcelsame haha its nice to listen to while painting
i listen while photo editing!
Literally drawing right now and you're so so right about this
I got to tried that ! what you guys draw ?
Steven's beef with magicians is the most Steven Lim thing ever
They should do a top 5 beat down about traumatic children's movies
Yes! 😮 (One scene that stays with me is from The Mummy - when the scarab bugs engulf the guy and you can see them crawl under his skin up to his head 😢 😭)
The mummy isn’t a kids movie 🍿 though
Watership down>Plague Dogs>Chirin no Ringing bell>Bambi>The land Before time>dumbo
(Watership & plague dogs aren't kids' movies, but since they're animated & parents mostly took their kids to see them, well...)
Originally it was a book but Bridge to Teribithia
Coraline's gotta be up there
That movie even creeps out adults
I watch every week to see the continuing drama of Shane vs Lazy Acres
i have to admit i was tearing my hair out when they were arguing over whether beer vs soda was worse and NO one listening to steven saying beer literally has a toxic substance in it.
Yes!! Haha also I’m a nutritionist so hearing them try to figure out glycemic index was killing me 😂
Right? Alcohol is literally poisonous to the body, lmao
You can tell Ryan wanted to laugh in the Manscaped AD LMFAO
When I was a kid, my mom called Squirtle “Squirter.” This podcast just unlocked that memory. Thanks, guys
Is it just me, or does it seem like Stephen doesn't know what they mean by "squirter" 🤣🤣 I replayed it over and over and it seems to either go over his head, or he doesn't know what they mean 🤣🤣
That Shane can't remember he told the Copperfield story on a Too Many Spirits episode and neither Ryan nor Steven (who's supposed to be sober all night) can't remember it either says a lot in how chaotic the TMS filmings must be.
IF that is Steven sober in TMS I need to see him drunk
Steven is a hero for peeing sitting down and not being ashamed of it
Why?
I need to know how many takes Ryan needed to get through that manscaped add read without breaking 😂
I was in middle of my workout,n I just paused to marvel at the name of the products!! Lawn mower? Weed hacker?
U know how they name women's product: satin finish, silk touch, velvet smooth 😂
It was such a wild ride to listen to!
Nothing brings more sincerity to a podcast than "Crop Preserver, anti-chafe ball deodorant. Once they touch your sack, you never go back."
Going through a really hard break up right now, we actually went out to Boston together to see you guys. Ryan gave me a bit of hope. I appreciate Watcher for creating content that gives me something to look forward to during my darker days.
You got this! Times are gonna be hard now but I promise it gets better. And eventually one day this pain will be a footnote on your journey.
picking up new hobbies will definitely help
I’m also going through a breakup right now. Shane’s advice and Ryan’s story really helped. We got this!
It will get better, it's repeated often, but it's still true. I got cheated on and then dumped right in the middle of a workday on a construction site. I completely broke down in front of everyone(and they were actually pretty nice about it). Now I've been with my partner for almost 10 years and we had a kid. It will get better all you have to do is hold on which can seem impossible but you got this.
shane’s advice is 100% right- breakups feel in the moment (and for a while) like the end of the world, and just like ryan said, it really isn’t the case! it’s gonna be okay!!🫶🏻
The Lazy Acres podcast starring Shane Madej, featuring Ryan and Steven.
Shane could get banned from lazy acres and the next podcast would be him saying, "So I wore a disguise and snuck into lazy acres today. Terrible coffee."
Steven, thank you! As a wife and mom I can tell you there is always splash for standing pees! You just don’t notice it
When I think of what's under the seat, if it's not lifted at the very least....
I always think why is it that women clean the toilet when men are the ones that can SEE how gross it gets under the lid!
The three of you have the most soothing podcast voices. Also, when does Shane not have interesting topics?
We just listened to him talk about water... literal water and I was hooked the entire time he could talk about anything and make it fun
Shane is gonna go back to Lazy Acres enough that he gets offered a part-time job, where he works his way up high enough to make changes and take over. Playing the long game.
Ryan trying not to lose it while reading the manscaped sponsre 😭✋
Ryan is rocking the Minion-core
The movies... Steven is talking about what sounds like The Butterfly Effect, But it could also be a movie called "The Jacket".... Shane I think you are talking about "The Burbs" a Tom Hanks movie 🤛
Or could it be the XFiles season 6 episode 14 "Monday" which I just happened to watch for the first time! There's a girl reliving a day when Mulder and Skully both get killed.
Oops Scully
I immediately though Butterfly Effect as well
Came to the comments for someone to say Butterfly Effect, definitely think that's what he was talking about.
My mind went to Disturbia.
Taeyang’s Eyes Nose Lips is still a bop after all these years 😭
Shane left the stage to pee during the Houston show I was at! And for some reason that has come up like 3 times now and every time it cracks me up lol. Also Shane complained about how far the bathroom was and how long he was gone.
ALSO Ryan spilled a drink on his crotch and said it looked like he pissed his pants, I think he even stood up to show us
I was at the show and yeah he did
i could have lived my entire life without that brain sucking scene 😭😭 ryan you’re so valid for being scarred
I had to cover my eyes 🤣
Ryan ate that cherry tomato like he was a contestant on fear factor! hahaha
If there was a Lazy Acres in my area I would absolutely shop there after hearing about Shane’s experiences!
Me too, and I live in the UK. I want to go there and check their vegetarian and vegan stuff.
Ryan looked so miserable in that old photo, I want to give him a hug so bad.
Regarding movie scenes that traumatized me as a kid: I also struggled with body horror, and particularly torture and torture-adjacent stuff. Absolutely nothing was more scary to me than the "kali ma" scene from Temple of Doom (extremely offensive stuff, as well, but I didn't know that til later). I was only 7 or 8 when I saw that movie for the first time and I felt a kind of fear I'd never felt before watching the still-beating heart be pulled from that man's chest before he was lowered, alive, into lava.
A close runner-up would probably be the eye-popping scene from Total Recall, which I saw around the same age.
Steven not liking magic is very on brand for Steven 😂
I'm obsessed with sparkling water- especially with my adhd and arfid, I forget to drink water constantly. flavored water, juice, soda, tea, is really the only way I can stay hydrated. I've moved from soda to sparkling water, and it's so helpful. I'm still chronically dehydrated, but I'm not puking from it anymore, so I think I would spiral into a deep depression if sparkling water was found to be terrible for you. most sources say it can help with digestion and your cardiovascular system, but with too much can cause bloating, gas, and a possible wear-down of tooth enamel. I'd take that over puke every day.
That European joke was genius 💀 what a dad joke
That movie is butterfly effect Steven :) It messed me up too lol doesn't help I actively seek those kind of movies out. I'm big into horror. Also, love how you play all the cards games Ryan. I'm obsessed myself. I play them all, even neopets... to this day lol
I watched butterfly effect as a young adult and it really messed me up in the head. Never again 😅
Was not expecting the manscaping sponsor
when I saw Chris Angel's show like a decade ago it was like 1/4 of the show was actual magic and the rest was him talking over a slideshow he put together of his life, very weird lmao
I have never been able to get over the lady falling to her death at the beginning of the movie Cliffhanger. That actress just had the most harrowing screams, utterly traumatizing. One time, my other half was watching the movie while I was asleep and her screams woke me up, almost as traumatizing as waking up to the red room backwards scene in Twin Peaks 😩😩😩
“I’m not down with a lot of magicians’ vibes, if I’m being honest.”
The cherry tomato peer pressure 🤣🤣🤣
Shane and Ryan: Could you please do a holiday special with Steven where you watch through with him and provide commentary on the classic comedy, Skinamarink?
The villain in who framed Roger rabbit... That whole scene with him was so traumatic!
I was just in LA for Thanksgiving and I cannot tell you how much restraint it took not to go to Lazy Acres and see if they had cherry tomatoes.
I’m always excited to see what they google each episode
This has quickly become my comfort podcast. I slept on and off all day (just not feeling well) and this is my third time playing the pod cause I want to hear what's being said 😂
Mitch Pileggi aka Assistant Director Skinner from the X-Files narrated that Magics Biggest Secrets Revealed show. During the show he’s always making creepy remarks about the magicians female helpers/models. Haha
This is by far the best podcast I listen to! 🎉🎉
I do love Matty popping in on this one, always a delight
It’s always great to hear a matty opinion!
love Matt's presence lol
When I was in first grade, we watched an episode of Ghost Writer where they wrote a scary story. The purple blob man was horrifying, and I thought I hallucinated the whole experience until college, when a friend referenced it briefly. No clue why my teacher used that episode, but it was nightmare fuel for a long time.
i will not tolerate any Here’s What You Do slander!
So glad that Steven is in the middle of Ryan and Shane. The set up seems more inclusive.
I like that they mix it up! No assigned seating 🙂
19:49 I have guy friends who pee sitting down too. Not at outside toilets but definitely at home. To each their own, so don't feel weird about it.
Sparkling water is just sad flat water. The bubbles are its tears.
posted this just in time for my nap thank u
LMAO LITERALLY SAME 😴
This bathroom discussion reminds me of the days before I came out as trans. I do not miss the men's restrooms. Those were disgusting.
The cleanliness or lack thereof is one of the reasons I still use the women’s restroom even though I’m a more masc-leaning nonbinary person.
@@califrey99ladies rooms are gross too
public bathrooms in general are disgusting@@oooh19
Ladies restrooms are the worst hands down. From ppl leaving bloody things behind... shit on the walls... I seen shit in the sink once in women's restroom. 😂
This podcast is exactly what fans wanted!
I talked aboute watcher to my sister at a bar anf the bartender said:Do you mean Watcher??. I finally found my local bar❤. This is in Norway(Scandinavia) were anything funny is strictly forbidden.
That magic school bus scene really scared me too. Then a couple years later I walked in on my dad watching Mission to Mars and got double traumatized when that dude in it takes off his helmet and freezes. Yikes!
This should be renamed "Shane's Lazy Acres Adventures"
This is the only straight male podcast that I follow 😂
I was not ready for that Manscaped sponsor 😭
I wonder how many takes it took to get all the way through it without laughing
THE ALICE IN WONDERLAND IN SPECIAL!!! Oh my goodness that unlocked a memory for me, Shane. That scared the living crap out of me.
1st: CONGRATS ON ACTUALLY HAVING SPONSORS NOW HAHAHA
2nd: I hope I'm not the only one who was impatiently waiting for Shane to talk about Lazy Acres hahahahaha
I was actually thinking about Eyes, Nose, Lips when I read that episode title, so I'm very happy Steven brought that up haha
My mom always taught me that if it can’t be fixed in five minutes, don’t point it out and I live by that
why are they not in their unassigned assigned seats
Yeah kinda fucked up of them to switch it up lmao psychopath behavior
Shane, that Jabberwocky traumatized me as a child too
as a mcdonalds employee PLEASE just ask for your fries cook to order. i promise we will cook them fresh. no salt fries are such a pain😭
Shane...my brother saw David Copperfield there around the same time and also thought the Hawaii transform thing. My brother was also the only one who didn't stand for his ovation and got a glare from the stage. :)
Love you guys and I look forward to this every week
"Coffee good. Green juice bad. Other coffee bad."
Dude, that parakeet memory unlocked the scene from Dumb and Dumber when that guy kills the bird. ugh, so upsetting, even now.
Pretty bird
The head shake Shane gives in the intro to lazy acres like the gravity of what has happened hahaha
why are they sitting in different spots 😭 jk but it threw me off
okay i need the sponsor outtakes i know ryan was laughing between cuts
7up over sprite all the way babyyyy
Man I remember those episodes, they were rough
I relate to Steven, my family was into first but we already were drinking less sodas and juices so i stuck to tea, water and wine. I now keep unflavored sparkling waters in the house and make my own juices with it and having sparkling juices. If you haven't tried it, you should. Its better than a lot of things on the shelf
I dont know why i love this podcast so much. 😂😂i just love these guys shooting the shit
ryan talking about the masked magician show just brought back so many memories
this podcast makes mondays bearable
I absolutely lost it at the European joke 😂🤦🏽♀️🤣
I too was obsessed with Masked Magician as a child and that show was dramatic for no reason. I was STRESSED out for this man thinking that the other magicians in the industry were going to wack him or something for spilling the tea 😭😭😭
As an Alabamian I giggled a little when Steven said he grew up here, that’s so neat!!
YES SHANE BRINGING ATTENTION TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE SODAS. squirt soda is so good and nobody talks about it enough
I was so scared of Arnold’s head freezing when I was a kid and now that you played the clip here all there years later I just died laughing at myself.
Loving this podcast! Keep up the good work guys. Thank you for what you do!
Ryan should watch Terrifier❤
Over the course of these episodes ive come to terms with the fact i have the exact same memory problems as Steven. Can never remember anything, and if i can its a very blurry image and all im left with is the feeling it gave me which means dealing with trauma is difficult. I feel ya Steven 👍
Sparkling Water = Spicy Water
I can't think of a lot of TV show or movie scenes that scared me as a kid, but the one that I can remember is from Futurama. There's an episode where they go to the fountain of aging and Zoidberg just disintegrates into the pool and watching that at like 5-6 years old scared the absolute shit out of me.
i've loved these since the 1st episode. Thanks!
The ad is traumatic
My new favourite podcast to listen to while studying. Y'all truly are helping me get through uni rn
Love the podcast sm :) please don't stop making it! I look forward to it every Monday
so i remember that masked magician show you guys were talking about but i looked it up and that is not the name of the show, the actual name is breaking the magician’s code: magics biggest secrets finally revealed. in case anyone else was looking for it 😂 thanks for unlocking that memory guys lol
You guys were talking about scary scenes that stuck in your head. The freakin' monkey in the Wizard of Oz were horrible, and in the movie Willy Wonka, they actually show a chicken's head getting cut off when they go through the tunnel on the roller coaster. Those things still scare me til this day. You could do a whole podcast on scary kid's movies, shows and nursery tales!
I usually never replay ads but that Manscaped advertisement was too good
wait, Shane, that parakeet scene is ringing some bells...
my ears did a double take when I heard Matt Real's voice! hi Matt Real.
This is my favorite podcast for after work chill time
Omg!! The Masked Magician was a huge hit here in brazil (but he was called Mister M here lol). I loved watching the magic tricks but his mask freaked me out lmao.
Im begging you guys to bring the magician for a Too Many Spirits special episode
for a good piece of childhood cinematic horror, take Australia's "Dot and the Kangaroo", about a little girl who is lost in the outback, and a kindly mother kangaroo who has lost her joey helps the little girl return to her family, encountering many native animals who sing engaging songs about life in the bush.
EXCEPT THE SONG, "BUNYIP MOON". IT IS SHEER HORROR. IT HAUNTS MY NIGHTS.