"Oh come now, Jacques. I've seized political support, rendered your company impotent, and both of your daughters can effectively call me "daddy" so sorry if it's hard to take anything you say seriously." Lol. I died when he said "and both of your daughters can effectively call me daddy"
J: "I have half a mind to...." I: "Half a mind to what?" Ruby, Blake and Ironwood Thoughts: "Go on Idiot, lay a hand on her.......we can promise you won't get it back" Yang's thoughts: "Wait you plan on taking only his hand. I was planning to burn the rest of him and keeping the hand as a warning to others" Qrow's Thoughts: "Jesus Yang.....That's your mother talking"
@@darksteelstudios4865 Vegeta:First time? Mine was when my son fired a large beam of energy at me and I landed in the ocean my exact words after words were "Huh this is a new feeling,Pride in someone else.....Unfortunately its OVERSHADOWED BY ALL THIS *UNYEILDING RAGE!!*
Jacques is a credible threat I mean this man is clearly wearing a clip-on tie much like murderofbirds and his friends said no wonder winter and Weiss left
also, winter thoughts on Jacques maybe I can already hear the sass about his clip-on tie and the countless reasons why she left like the only reason James hasn't killed him is he want to see what winter will do and say to him that oh and Jacques got sick of losing to winter in monopoly seen she kept on winning she likely only played cause she like the look in his eyes as she slowly takes Jacques money away and land claiming half the board as he slowly watch everything he holds dear away from him she only likely like the look of him die inside
I think Jacques is a lot like Umbridge from Harry Potter: he's not on the side of the Big Bad Evil Guy (girl), and yet we hate them more than we hate the BBEG.
Part of me wish Ironwood would have thought as the jet left, "How much trouble would i get into if a stinger missile were to hit that jet, and claim it was a malfunction?"
Ironwood: both of your daughters call me daddy... Me: Damn james, don't let anyone else hear that... you'll be brought up on charges, since i don't think the youngest is of legal age... yet.
Love how even Ironwood sees Jackass as evil Colonel Sanders. Speaking of which, is it ironic that a fried chicken chef gets burned? Two hundred sixty two likes and no dislikes, I wonder what happened to all the trolls who would hit the dislike button?
Ironwood: are you insinuating that you and I are friends? I can see how you could that word confused sense you’ve clearly never had one. and no, subordinates don’t count. Ha! That’s rich coming from you. Seriously I’m starting to question if *YOU’VE* ever had a friend that you didn’t cut ties with over a disagreement
@@CrumblingCube what about an "okay " dad? Not really bad, but not great either. I'm thinking this way because I find it very hard to believe that he can go unpunished for causing employees misery in a world where throwing a hissy fit means suicide by Grimm.
@@praetorianrex5571 i thought tai is the okay dad considering how little time he spends with ruby. He is good with yang but we barely see anything with him and ruby
You know... I've been thinking about that... Ironwood had all of these brain farts immediately after his fight with Watts. The one where we DIDN'T see him finish off that bastard. Given that we've seen Adam get shanked to death and Roman get gobbled up whole, I think there might be something that we're. See, we don't exactly know the extent of Watts' technological abilities. And we haven't seen his semblance...
"Nobody will believe you're a credible threat" Yeah....can we call the morgue? Tell them to make room for one more because there was a murder with words there
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Thanks to SomeAsian for playing -Commander Erwin- General Ironwood ruclips.net/channel/UCGOjEA13HcHE11j0PdylJbw?app=desktop
Hehe i see what u did there😂😂
2:16 BEST.....LINE........ABOUT.....A......GUN.......EVER!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
ya should do a vid of Iron Wood shooting Oscar while they're talking in the winter maiden's vault
Can’t wait for another ironwood thought video because this was perfect
@@Oz-ky9ff maybe the next one should be with his reaction of shooting Oscar
"That means I'll shoot you. With a gun, that's also a gun" Please I need this on a t-shirt. Right now.
PLEASE inform me if you get one XD
Jaques: "You know how she gets when she's upset."
Ironwood: "She comes over to my place, seriously, 3 girls call me daddy."
That's how I see Ironwood.
Wiess and winter, who is the third
@@montecarlowithdawningornam1817 Maybe Glynda, but she acted more like an ex-girlfriend around him.
@@montecarlowithdawningornam1817 willow/weiss mother
Got 'im!
Iron-Willow. That is the one atlas-based ship I can get behind.
Later that day...
Ironwood:"Casualty report, one civilian severely burned, but unfortunate not permanent."
But unfortunately not permanent.
(spoiler)
Jacques: Pulls a YO MAMA on Weiss
Salem: Pulls a YO MAMA on Ruby
Yang: Punches ready
Blake: Angry cat noises
The gun is not just a gun but also a gun and part gun
Rosehip Of St. Gloriana And that gun isn’t a gun but another gun that also a gun that part gun
So gun-gun
G U N
Ah , the rarest rwby weapon, the gun that’s actually a gun. Ironwood is quite the collector.
@@gamejunky3040 a gun that is a gun that’s quite rare
"Oh come now, Jacques. I've seized political support, rendered your company impotent, and both of your daughters can effectively call me "daddy" so sorry if it's hard to take anything you say seriously." Lol. I died when he said "and both of your daughters can effectively call me daddy"
Jeez man fucking killed him
The " both your doughters can efectivly call me daddy" is both funny heartwarming and sad... COMBO BREAKER!
Oh just you wait Jacqus until everyone has been told the truth you wear a clip-on tie!
I was wondering if CC was going to have a chance for a last minute rewrite/re-record to throw that in.
That's a fan joke but I guess because it's so popular everyone thinks it's cannon.
@@yuz_ha Actually one of the writers liked it so much that he gave it his blessing.
@@TomLuTon Yes
J: "I have half a mind to...."
I: "Half a mind to what?"
Ruby, Blake and Ironwood Thoughts: "Go on Idiot, lay a hand on her.......we can promise you won't get it back"
Yang's thoughts: "Wait you plan on taking only his hand. I was planning to burn the rest of him and keeping the hand as a warning to others"
Qrow's Thoughts: "Jesus Yang.....That's your mother talking"
Raven approves of Yang's decision.
How would Qrow know yangs thoughts?
@jackson lee
Raven's thoughts: why do I have this overwhelming feeling of parental pride?
@@darksteelstudios4865 Vegeta:First time? Mine was when my son fired a large beam of energy at me and I landed in the ocean my exact words after words were "Huh this is a new feeling,Pride in someone else.....Unfortunately its OVERSHADOWED BY ALL THIS *UNYEILDING RAGE!!*
Go on ahead...try something...nobody will find your body.
Ironwood: Look I’ve come to make an announcement, Jaques Schnee is a Birch Ark Mother Fluffer
He married my fucking wife
Daddy Ironwood is amazing.
*I wear Weiss outfit*
So many burns. How could Jacques survive?! They straight up cremated him in this vid.
Levels of burnt:
- to a crsip
- Gordon Ramsay trigger
- Pyrrha
- Jacques
And nothing of value was lost.
@@CrumblingCube Is that in ascending order or descending? Either way, I consider Gordon Ramsay trigger to be at the top
Jacques is a credible threat I mean this man is clearly wearing a clip-on tie much like murderofbirds and his friends said no wonder winter and Weiss left
also, winter thoughts on Jacques maybe I can already hear the sass about his clip-on tie and the countless reasons why she left like the only reason James hasn't killed him is he want to see what winter will do and say to him that oh and Jacques got sick of losing to winter in monopoly seen she kept on winning she likely only played cause she like the look in his eyes as she slowly takes Jacques money away and land claiming half the board as he slowly watch everything he holds dear away from him she only likely like the look of him die inside
I think Jacques is a lot like Umbridge from Harry Potter: he's not on the side of the Big Bad Evil Guy (girl), and yet we hate them more than we hate the BBEG.
Edoardo Prevelato have you seen the latest episodes?
He IS on Salem’s side
@@legoroan9866 not really, Watts has never told him he worked for someone else, only that he wanted revenge on Ironwood.
Well... it helps that Salam is fucking 🔥 soooo
@@legoroan9866 So exactly like Umbridge.
"Now both of your daughters can effectively call me daddy." I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
2:52
Daaaaaaaaaaaaame!
Someone get some aloe vera for that burn!
Ironwood is a legend out and out
"911 what's your emergency?"
Ironwood: I like to report a civilian with 3rd degree burns
Can I have a gun that’s also a gun!!!!!
Did ironwood just say that he adopted weiss and winter because I’m ok with this
We are all Irondad's kids on this blessed day.
Crumbling Cube hahaha yup
If he marries willow then i would have no issue with that. Whitley can finally get a good father figure
That KFC reference. XD made me laugh and hungry
I read your comment just as he said it
0:23 DAMN IT DUDE TOO SOON !😤
You're already foreshadowing his death😂
Also nice choice of music 👍
Also multiple Burns 3 degree burns at that 😂😂😂
3:58 one point for emotion black mail, yayyyy...
Well, if the Dust thing doesn't work out, he can always fall back on the chicken.
I am looking forward to your portrayal of Ironwood for the tail end of this season. I suspect RT made an awesome foundation for you to work with.
If it's not already obvious, I think that Jacques' perspective of this scene should be written to sound like Malfoy from Harry Potter.
Jimmy at the start of Volume 7: Irondaddy
Jimmy at the end of Volume 7: IronDouche
404//: *IronDaddy.EXE NOT FOUND*
-//: *INITIATING EMERGENCY OS*
//: *IronDouche.EXE INITIATED*
Jimmy at the end of Volume 7: IronTragic villain i thought
Part of me wish Ironwood would have thought as the jet left, "How much trouble would i get into if a stinger missile were to hit that jet, and claim it was a malfunction?"
Blake is confirmed to be Weiss’s emotional support cat.
Describing Jacques as a “petulant man-child” is the most accurate and hilarious description of him I’ve ever heard and I love it 😂😂😂😂😂
3:40 well I just decided on what Jacques job in the big house should be.
Ironwood: Jacque again. Always being a pain in my ass. He's basically hemroids.
Ironwood: both of your daughters call me daddy...
Me: Damn james, don't let anyone else hear that... you'll be brought up on charges, since i don't think the youngest is of legal age... yet.
2:17 "My gun is also a gun"
most accurate RWBY description
2:52-3:05
That is my favourite line
The boomer retreats is a great line
Ironwood is a boomer, but he has that big zoomer energy.
Crumbling Cube he definitely has said ok boomer to one if the other council members but no one believes them
Love how even Ironwood sees Jackass as evil Colonel Sanders. Speaking of which, is it ironic that a fried chicken chef gets burned?
Two hundred sixty two likes and no dislikes, I wonder what happened to all the trolls who would hit the dislike button?
Somebody must have called Chef Ironwood because I smell something cooking!
That father part was beautifully gold
So many problems...
This is really well made props to them and their friends for creating these videos 10/10 video keep it up
You guys should do some Aot(Attack on Titan) Thoughts😂😂
I keep reading Jacques as Jack keys
I mean if you're the substitute teacher from Key and Peele that's valid.
Before he goes Lionheart on us. Yeah I said! Exit stage left.
Ironwood: are you insinuating that you and I are friends? I can see how you could that word confused sense you’ve clearly never had one. and no, subordinates don’t count.
Ha! That’s rich coming from you. Seriously I’m starting to question if *YOU’VE* ever had a friend that you didn’t cut ties with over a disagreement
That speech in the beginning 👌(btw love the reference)
Lmao that Attack on Titan speech at the beginning
"That's means I'll shoot you. With my gun. That is also a gun"
asjkdsghjfgsjh. It's funny because we now know he does just be like that.
2:26 flextape can't fix that
will u ever do a what clover n qrow think of each other?thatd be fun haha
Its alright Ironwood;
Jacque has a clip on he never was a real man.
He has a what
Damn, somebody get Ironwood some shades. Because he is 0% chill with the savagery
More what neo thinks of cinder.
Pleaaaaaaase
You can not really see i but I am begging you on my knees
I'd really need more material before that can happen. Right now they only share a couple of short scenes together.
Ironwood brought all the smoke and the fire
I'mma wait for a what Clover think video
Awesome Ironwood
2:58
Ironwood, C-...can I call you d- * B O N K *
Anyone else want Jacque to be something other than an "unfeeling corporate father "?
Please reply, especially from the Cube guys.
No, I think he works in the context of the other dads / father figures. You have Ghira and Tai as the good dads and Jacques to contrast with them.
@@CrumblingCube what about an "okay " dad? Not really bad, but not great either. I'm thinking this way because I find it very hard to believe that he can go unpunished for causing employees misery in a world where throwing a hissy fit means suicide by Grimm.
I guess it could work, but this makes it alot easier to understand Wiess's behavior in the first 3 volumes, plus how the SDC has been portrayed.
@@praetorianrex5571 i thought tai is the okay dad considering how little time he spends with ruby. He is good with yang but we barely see anything with him and ruby
Yay new video!
The chicken chef part got me.... XD
Holy fuck Jacque how did he even walking after those burns
I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood for Ironwood funnies. I'm still wrapping my head around what just happened and what he did and his rationale
You know... I've been thinking about that...
Ironwood had all of these brain farts immediately after his fight with Watts. The one where we DIDN'T see him finish off that bastard. Given that we've seen Adam get shanked to death and Roman get gobbled up whole, I think there might be something that we're. See, we don't exactly know the extent of Watts' technological abilities. And we haven't seen his semblance...
This is deep and insightful
"Nobody will believe you're a credible threat"
Yeah....can we call the morgue? Tell them to make room for one more because there was a murder with words there
Can you do Ironwood during the attack on Beacon?
what Whitely really thinks
Wait, was Jacques already talking before his bullheads doors opened? Could anyone outside even hear him?
Can you do what blake thinks of yang or the other way round
I aint spoiling anythin but the newest RWBY episode is fucking jaw droppin
The shade is real lol
Great video I need a good laugh
Y'know, call me crazy, but I think Ironwood doesn't like Jacques. I don't know why I get that feeling, just a hunch.
Ironwood would be far better father than Jacques ever was
Geez. I hadn't even finished episode 11 (12 maybe?)
What was that song with his general speech?
Was that an attack on titan reference well done
This isn't your boardroom, you glorified fried chicken chef!
👍
Ok what type of shiz is winter into?
if Only James didnn't go full on Batshit crazy just to take on Salem
They did ironwood the worst
I hate what happened to Ironwood
Just take comfort knowing they can't hurt him anymore.