The Best Of Theo Von (1st Edition)

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    Check out the 1st edition of "The Best of Theo Von".
    Theo Von is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, and actor.

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  • @gunnysmack3163
    @gunnysmack3163 2 года назад +89

    There’s something about the absurdity of his stories and delivery that make his humor so distinctive. It’s reminding me of like 4am sleepover humor. Just the perfect dose of “what the fuck are you talking about”

    • @misspacino4081
      @misspacino4081 2 года назад +9

      “4am sleepover humor” is such a good analogy 😩👌🏼 I love it!

  • @brodyrichard263
    @brodyrichard263 3 года назад +365

    Something as simple as "it was this year" had me dying. He is an absolute beast and his timing and cadence is second to none...people don't even know how legit he is, the dude is a genius if you know what your looking at and understand his personality..so lucky to be a fan of his

    • @the_borax_kid2233
      @the_borax_kid2233 3 года назад +3

      For me it was the "depends on who you ask"

    • @tymirra8769
      @tymirra8769 3 года назад +3

      Me too!!!! Him, Bill and schultz are the goats. Joey is absolutely up there.

    • @brodyrichard263
      @brodyrichard263 3 года назад +2

      Crime or not chris delia is the funniest one besides Theo that I have ever heard

    • @scottsizemore6258
      @scottsizemore6258 3 года назад

      @@the_borax_kid2233 ⁰a!!°

    • @HelloTuuuurdz
      @HelloTuuuurdz 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely agree. I’ve shown clips to friends here and then and most people don’t get it. It’s like, how are we friends? 😂

  • @yoe1518
    @yoe1518 3 года назад +294

    "37.. this year.." 😂

  • @billybob9289
    @billybob9289 3 года назад +106

    Some of the best shit he says is the shit that goes completely unnoticed

    • @Rafaeldecarvalho1
      @Rafaeldecarvalho1 3 года назад +3

      “37... it was this year”
      😭😭😭😭

    • @veeelle2275
      @veeelle2275 3 года назад +2

      Like, ".....she was outta her protected
      zone."

  • @561jared
    @561jared 3 года назад +89

    A plate is just a cup that’s way spaced out 😂😂

    • @hagridsdisappointingson769
      @hagridsdisappointingson769 3 года назад

      I mean as dumb as it sounds, he's technically not wrong.

    • @cc-dt1sh
      @cc-dt1sh 2 года назад +1

      His logic is so dumb it actually loops back around to smart 😂😂😂

  • @bennyburbs3462
    @bennyburbs3462 3 года назад +80

    It’s so wild watching the big shifts in Theo over a 5 year period

    • @joshnevy8967
      @joshnevy8967 3 года назад +5

      He just went back to being himself...its better that way

    • @bradvincent2586
      @bradvincent2586 2 года назад

      I have seen a similar thing with Dave Smith. It’s cool.

    • @Faulkdizzleyearsand
      @Faulkdizzleyearsand 2 года назад

      Crazy shiftage bro

    • @misspacino4081
      @misspacino4081 2 года назад +1

      @@joshnevy8967 can you explain what big shifts he had? I feel like he’s been the same but I’m genuinely curious thanks in advance!

    • @joshnevy8967
      @joshnevy8967 2 года назад

      @@misspacino4081 I made that comment a year ago but if I remember correctly, what I meant was like in his 2015 Netflix special and around those times, he was kinda conforming to the industry and not really being comfortable just being himself. He held back. Now he isn't anymore.

  • @shittycomedian6719
    @shittycomedian6719 3 года назад +21

    “We need gas money, and we need ideas bruh” 😂😂

  • @TonyChin226
    @TonyChin226 3 года назад +122

    If you see 2 mentals huggin you call the cops...

    • @nathandust
      @nathandust 3 года назад +26

      2 mentals don’t make a Non-Mental

    • @BenjyMaine
      @BenjyMaine 3 года назад +3

      Ok so I kind of get this because it was a law when I was younger that two mentals had to have parental consent to date or marry

  • @jameskane1502
    @jameskane1502 3 года назад +22

    His stand up is phenomenal. Saw him in March 2019 and haven’t laughed that hard since. Theo is the 🐐

  • @MG575AF
    @MG575AF 3 года назад +34

    7:02 Joey scares the shit outta Theo 🤣

    • @jeffb6276
      @jeffb6276 3 года назад +2

      I waited so eagerly to see what this meant 🤣🤣🤣 did not disappoint

  • @lockerjoe2578
    @lockerjoe2578 2 года назад +19

    I grew up as a poor white kid man and I can tell you. Nobody knows what we know like Theo knows what we know. Mfr funny as hell.

  • @-Saulgood-
    @-Saulgood- 3 года назад +18

    He had ice from everywhere......
    We’d go over there and he would break you off a piece 🤣😂🤣

    • @markola
      @markola 3 года назад

      How does he come up with these huh?! Haha

    • @andrewbryton2936
      @andrewbryton2936 3 года назад

      Not hard when you got true stories like that on file lol I'm genuinely surprised he wasn't the one providing the ice at one point unless we're thinking of different ice here 👀😅

    • @patrick764
      @patrick764 3 года назад

      Icy Mike.

  • @pjmac550355
    @pjmac550355 3 года назад +10

    Dude the one with Joey where they were taking about taping the girls down or whatever is one of the hardest I’ve ever laughed. Not even because the joke but because they were all laughing so hard and you can see they are probably tripping

  • @jimdopico1824
    @jimdopico1824 3 года назад +15

    When Steve gives those reactions like at 1:22 I can see why they make his brother Bobby laugh so much lol 👀😆

  • @caseybrown1997
    @caseybrown1997 3 года назад +11

    When he calls Lee dexter lolol

  • @ourtime-downhere6931
    @ourtime-downhere6931 3 года назад +82

    "It's like slavery, they never found the boats...." the stuff that comes out of theo's mouth is so ridiculous some times

    • @misspacino4081
      @misspacino4081 2 года назад

      Sometimes? More like almost always 😂😂😂

  • @happytrees4734
    @happytrees4734 3 года назад +10

    7:10 this is the Joey Diaz interview that lead to Theo doing a show at the Improv while high on mushrooms 😂

  • @FLUBZERO
    @FLUBZERO 3 года назад +17

    This dude is one of the funniest people I have ever heard

  • @OnlyFuns88
    @OnlyFuns88 3 года назад +5

    the ending clip with rosie o'donnell he says, "but i'd beat that thick fella up" had me dyingggggggg

  • @thedude3189
    @thedude3189 3 года назад +13

    I finally found the goat. If you live in the woods this makes sense

  • @garrettcochran9169
    @garrettcochran9169 3 года назад +4

    “Oh dude he’d spin out of it. He’d spin he’d duck he’d dodge…” -Theo on his boy Gurt

  • @Danieltoshsplumber
    @Danieltoshsplumber 2 года назад +6

    Bro I think when Theo was talking about not finding the boats from Vietnam he was referring to the false flag that started the war. We were attacked by a boat flying the Vietnam flag and it wasn’t them. It was an excuse to go to war.

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад +19

    Putting a board over the sink to sleep instead of the ground 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @EmilyBee.
      @EmilyBee. 3 года назад

      Maybe to stay up and awy from mice

  • @williamevins2099
    @williamevins2099 3 года назад +14

    That lurch son!

  • @noahbtwofouronethree3225
    @noahbtwofouronethree3225 3 года назад +38

    Aight 13:00 i officially lost it bra

  • @issafacelift
    @issafacelift 3 года назад +2

    The fact that thats your best memory from Pittsburgh is hard to swallow

  • @ItzShepGG
    @ItzShepGG 3 года назад +3

    7:02-7:05 Theo got scared shitless for a sec lol

  • @scottbrockman9743
    @scottbrockman9743 3 года назад +9

    I like how Theo, Joey, and Lee couldn't come up with the word tarp. You can make gutteral sounds and still say the word tarp

    • @grabbity
      @grabbity 2 месяца назад

      For future people since I just noticed this comment is 3 years old, it's because visqueen and tarps are entirely different things that don't even resemble each other.

  • @Frag200
    @Frag200 3 года назад +7

    7:00 minute mark Joey makes Theo shit his pants 😂

    • @richie9878
      @richie9878 3 года назад +1

      Lol that was loud tho.

    • @broome090
      @broome090 3 года назад +1

      That has me in stitches now 🤣

  • @fabiangarcia6079
    @fabiangarcia6079 3 года назад +5

    i gotta go to work tomorrow bro! i dont have time to discover you today

  • @jaredwilliams6189
    @jaredwilliams6189 3 года назад +26

    We had the money but we didn’t have the acid. 😂

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 3 года назад +8

    Rocky Dennis from "Mask" isn't fictional; he was a real person.

    • @WockyXSlush
      @WockyXSlush 3 года назад +2

      Depends on who you ask

    • @KaninTuzi
      @KaninTuzi 3 года назад

      That's part of the joke, Vickie

    • @vickielawson3114
      @vickielawson3114 3 года назад +1

      @@KaninTuzi Mmmm... didn't sound like it. I like Theo, but I'm not sure that was a joke.

    • @KaninTuzi
      @KaninTuzi 3 года назад

      @@vickielawson3114 Did you miss him also mentioning Rosie O'Donnell? In case you didn't know, she is not a fictional character.

    • @vickielawson3114
      @vickielawson3114 3 года назад +2

      @@KaninTuzi Don't we all wish she WAS fictional?

  • @DeusExMachina79
    @DeusExMachina79 3 года назад +1

    "A plate is just a wide wide cup"
    Yup. 🤣

  • @notzayboy
    @notzayboy 3 года назад +1

    LEOS LAUGH AT 6:50 😭😭😭😭

  • @JamieRambles
    @JamieRambles 3 года назад +1

    "What fuckin' flavours!?"

  • @OsO97m
    @OsO97m 3 года назад +3

    Watching this while high 😂😂

  • @notsorry3631
    @notsorry3631 3 года назад +9

    Damn, didnt know i needed a femur in my car 😆
    I've never tried Gin. I prefer home made moonshine.

  • @noelsplectrum9
    @noelsplectrum9 3 года назад +2

    Dexter 😂😂😂

  • @pizzlepayne91
    @pizzlepayne91 3 года назад +1

    "you know what I'm talking about...? like a big freezer?"

    • @cupoftea2957
      @cupoftea2957 Месяц назад

      This was the most normal reference lol and no one really let him knew they understood what he was talking about 😅

    • @pizzlepayne91
      @pizzlepayne91 Месяц назад

      ​@@cupoftea2957haha a deep freezer stumped everyone cuz they are so used to his makeups

  • @AncientChi
    @AncientChi 3 года назад +1

    Theo von is awesome

  • @Gebraldo420
    @Gebraldo420 Год назад

    All I learned from this... is that Deficate is French for Take a shit.... and that a Plate is basically a cup 😏😅😂

  • @captainmcdiesel916
    @captainmcdiesel916 3 года назад +1

    I love how cokes up Theo is in the video with Joey Diaz

  • @TheMetatron333
    @TheMetatron333 2 года назад +1

    Anyone know where I can get that episode with Joey and Theo?

  • @bobby5869
    @bobby5869 2 года назад

    “Where mah nic’gars at”

  • @Blessedup69
    @Blessedup69 3 года назад +3

    My god he is so hilarious

  • @juxhinmeminaj3446
    @juxhinmeminaj3446 3 года назад +1

    They never taught him to walk lmaooo

  • @gmfw9777
    @gmfw9777 2 года назад

    "Pends on who ya ask bruh"

  • @kennyroberts7989
    @kennyroberts7989 3 года назад

    Two of them came back and attacked me on my birthday a year later 😂😂

  • @newjew939
    @newjew939 3 года назад +2

    Little brows needs to get on that visqueen remix

  • @adampaccione1419
    @adampaccione1419 3 года назад +1

    The only free finger they had waved at me

  • @dantemacdonald7672
    @dantemacdonald7672 2 года назад

    16:39 you can tell by Theo's voice that the mushrooms are fuckin with him hard when Joey did that face

  • @zigmondbonez9411
    @zigmondbonez9411 3 года назад +2

    9:17 huh?🤣

  • @gnarlywagner8171
    @gnarlywagner8171 2 года назад

    3:11 Steven Shwalb be like:

  • @jaydontplay_games940
    @jaydontplay_games940 3 года назад

    😂😂😂 my day is made thanks Theo

  • @michellethompson726
    @michellethompson726 3 года назад

    Killing it as always

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 2 года назад

    "Do you know how he murdered him?"
    "Huh?"

  • @lachonga1644
    @lachonga1644 2 года назад

    2:51
    Theo: I got fucked

  • @diamoneyes3737
    @diamoneyes3737 Год назад

    Theo got them stories too

  • @Amberlynn0930
    @Amberlynn0930 6 месяцев назад

    ❤ theo a "deep freezer"

  • @jakeholcomb4046
    @jakeholcomb4046 2 года назад

    When Joey laughs it sounds so painful

  • @briana6887
    @briana6887 3 года назад +4

    goat

  • @mrnofacecontentl6052
    @mrnofacecontentl6052 3 года назад

    ofcourse it was jessica LMFAO.

  • @ayoitsant9113
    @ayoitsant9113 3 года назад

    "Typical Hebrew" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChainsawTV1
    @ChainsawTV1 3 года назад

    Dude @11:50..im crying hahhaa

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 года назад +4

    1035-10:50 the best part, so Theo Von 😂🔥

  • @teresasawyer3175
    @teresasawyer3175 3 года назад

    The material you are tlkn about is used in landscaping it is put over the dirt around the plants then mulch on top it keeps weeds from growing in the landscape bed

    • @mikehoncho4385
      @mikehoncho4385 3 года назад +1

      That is called a weed barrier, or weed fabric, they are talking about clear plastic that comes in rolls

    • @burgerkang4518
      @burgerkang4518 3 года назад

      Visqueen is a heavy duty sheet plastic most commonly used in the deep south under houses in crawlspaces for doing crawlspace encapsulation. I have used it extensively.

    • @burgerkang4518
      @burgerkang4518 3 года назад +1

      @@mikehoncho4385 yeah, weed barrier is semi-permeable to allow water to drain through. Visqueen is completely non permeable.

  • @0finale
    @0finale 3 года назад +2

    Very funny but I thought it was gunna be stand up because of the picture

  • @LadyHeathen82
    @LadyHeathen82 3 года назад

    He reminds me of Steve Martin young mixed with Dusty Smith.

  • @akacurmurdar1
    @akacurmurdar1 3 года назад +2

    I'm disappointed the "chinkmate" bit wasn't in.

  • @bethcorcoran9714
    @bethcorcoran9714 Год назад

    OMG. You guys are my tribe💗😘💗🌞💗

  • @fumyeah5867
    @fumyeah5867 3 года назад +1

    Why is he so funny

  • @illuminatedsoles331
    @illuminatedsoles331 Год назад

    I got attacked by dogs on my birthday and then they came back next year and did it again.
    The moral of the story?
    Animals are insightful bruh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tymac3306
    @tymac3306 3 года назад

    my 9th birthday fucking poodle bit me.

  • @Ashley_Schaeffer
    @Ashley_Schaeffer 3 года назад

    Shout out to Visqueen...aka vapor barrier...

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад

    I had an inner ear infection in my stomach once. I couldn't hear shit!

  • @sheepdoggiedog
    @sheepdoggiedog 3 года назад

    Probably think they're going to see a detective whenr they wake up

  • @sonidojamon
    @sonidojamon 2 года назад

    eating ice, bruh

  • @luis52gb29
    @luis52gb29 3 года назад

    This is cool.

  • @alecstaley1017
    @alecstaley1017 2 года назад

    Doroty doroty

  • @chevyatkins558
    @chevyatkins558 3 года назад

    Is that Luke Perry with Theo??

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 года назад

    My former sister had a brown tooth. She got kicked in the mouth by a horse when she was sixteen.

  • @laurarushing8206
    @laurarushing8206 2 года назад

    Tongue shock

  • @alecstaley1017
    @alecstaley1017 2 года назад

    After 2 or 3 hours of snortin, God damn

  • @drnazty7610
    @drnazty7610 2 года назад

    No wonder Brandon quit ufc. A dude that crosses his legs like that, is not someone to be intimated by. That's his way of squeezing whatever testosterone he has left in his balls.

  • @davidcoomber4050
    @davidcoomber4050 2 года назад

    This guy makes comedy for non English speaking countries who think he is Micheal J Fox since he got sick

  • @beeftwinkie2198
    @beeftwinkie2198 2 года назад

    I feel bad for that baby

  • @laurarushing8206
    @laurarushing8206 2 года назад

    Robot 🤖 👾 eeekkkk

  • @darren2329
    @darren2329 3 года назад

    4 years old.

  • @Sogonrei
    @Sogonrei 2 года назад

    Omg I think I hear Joe Rogan laughing hahaha, 37 this year...Stan so innocent...And Bobby Lee always yeah yeah yeah....🤣Lee's Giggle and Joey Diaz and Theo doing impressions I am deceased. ⚰☠

  • @bricktop.
    @bricktop. 3 года назад

    His name isn't even finished
    Von what for fuck sake? VON WHAT?

  • @obitouchiha3990
    @obitouchiha3990 3 года назад +1

    Pink eye in the stomach

  • @joewitowski54
    @joewitowski54 2 года назад

    Why do I feel like nothing that he says actually ever happened?

  • @jkirch523
    @jkirch523 3 года назад

    Saraan wrap

  • @robertchavez7091
    @robertchavez7091 3 года назад

    Son lamb bro

  • @smburk88
    @smburk88 2 года назад

    I miss his voice...

  • @andrerichardson
    @andrerichardson 3 года назад

    Theo is right about a plate being a cup 8:45
    ruclips.net/video/egEraZP9yXQ/видео.html

  • @liamleonard9120
    @liamleonard9120 3 года назад

    Dude who is Leo and why is he on Joey’s podcast. Actually every podcast has a sidekick guy that comes off as a little kid. Bad friends actually HAS a little kid. It’s weird. Anybody else notice this? Echo from Jockos podcast with that high voice. Sure he could kill me if he wanted but still...

  • @takeiteasy2530
    @takeiteasy2530 3 года назад

    You seriously missed "sawed off humans" on stebie's show...you don't know comedy!

  • @BloodyWallz
    @BloodyWallz 3 года назад

    I can’t stand Joey diass

  • @kujo5998
    @kujo5998 3 года назад

    Cant stand listening to that giant italian oscar the grouch dude.. Just not a fan

    • @QualityQman
      @QualityQman 3 года назад +3

      Joey Diaz. I agree. Joe Rogan is always saying he's the best comedian currently and just murders his sets. I'm with you though. I just don't click with him for some reason. I don't find him funny at all.