The Best Of Theo Von (1st Edition)
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Check out the 1st edition of "The Best of Theo Von".
Theo Von is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, and actor.
There’s something about the absurdity of his stories and delivery that make his humor so distinctive. It’s reminding me of like 4am sleepover humor. Just the perfect dose of “what the fuck are you talking about”
“4am sleepover humor” is such a good analogy 😩👌🏼 I love it!
Something as simple as "it was this year" had me dying. He is an absolute beast and his timing and cadence is second to none...people don't even know how legit he is, the dude is a genius if you know what your looking at and understand his personality..so lucky to be a fan of his
For me it was the "depends on who you ask"
Me too!!!! Him, Bill and schultz are the goats. Joey is absolutely up there.
Crime or not chris delia is the funniest one besides Theo that I have ever heard
@@the_borax_kid2233 ⁰a!!°
Absolutely agree. I’ve shown clips to friends here and then and most people don’t get it. It’s like, how are we friends? 😂
"37.. this year.." 😂
😂😂😂🤘
My favorite line
That’s shit was funny. I am actually turning 37 this year too
Sick name choice.
Unless this is the real Topper....
Topper Harley I love the profile pic
Some of the best shit he says is the shit that goes completely unnoticed
“37... it was this year”
😭😭😭😭
Like, ".....she was outta her protected
zone."
A plate is just a cup that’s way spaced out 😂😂
I mean as dumb as it sounds, he's technically not wrong.
His logic is so dumb it actually loops back around to smart 😂😂😂
It’s so wild watching the big shifts in Theo over a 5 year period
He just went back to being himself...its better that way
I have seen a similar thing with Dave Smith. It’s cool.
Crazy shiftage bro
@@joshnevy8967 can you explain what big shifts he had? I feel like he’s been the same but I’m genuinely curious thanks in advance!
@@misspacino4081 I made that comment a year ago but if I remember correctly, what I meant was like in his 2015 Netflix special and around those times, he was kinda conforming to the industry and not really being comfortable just being himself. He held back. Now he isn't anymore.
“We need gas money, and we need ideas bruh” 😂😂
If you see 2 mentals huggin you call the cops...
2 mentals don’t make a Non-Mental
Ok so I kind of get this because it was a law when I was younger that two mentals had to have parental consent to date or marry
His stand up is phenomenal. Saw him in March 2019 and haven’t laughed that hard since. Theo is the 🐐
7:02 Joey scares the shit outta Theo 🤣
I waited so eagerly to see what this meant 🤣🤣🤣 did not disappoint
I grew up as a poor white kid man and I can tell you. Nobody knows what we know like Theo knows what we know. Mfr funny as hell.
He had ice from everywhere......
We’d go over there and he would break you off a piece 🤣😂🤣
How does he come up with these huh?! Haha
Not hard when you got true stories like that on file lol I'm genuinely surprised he wasn't the one providing the ice at one point unless we're thinking of different ice here 👀😅
Icy Mike.
Dude the one with Joey where they were taking about taping the girls down or whatever is one of the hardest I’ve ever laughed. Not even because the joke but because they were all laughing so hard and you can see they are probably tripping
When Steve gives those reactions like at 1:22 I can see why they make his brother Bobby laugh so much lol 👀😆
When he calls Lee dexter lolol
"It's like slavery, they never found the boats...." the stuff that comes out of theo's mouth is so ridiculous some times
Sometimes? More like almost always 😂😂😂
7:10 this is the Joey Diaz interview that lead to Theo doing a show at the Improv while high on mushrooms 😂
This dude is one of the funniest people I have ever heard
the ending clip with rosie o'donnell he says, "but i'd beat that thick fella up" had me dyingggggggg
I finally found the goat. If you live in the woods this makes sense
“Oh dude he’d spin out of it. He’d spin he’d duck he’d dodge…” -Theo on his boy Gurt
Bro I think when Theo was talking about not finding the boats from Vietnam he was referring to the false flag that started the war. We were attacked by a boat flying the Vietnam flag and it wasn’t them. It was an excuse to go to war.
Putting a board over the sink to sleep instead of the ground 😂🤣😂🤣
Maybe to stay up and awy from mice
That lurch son!
Aight 13:00 i officially lost it bra
The fact that thats your best memory from Pittsburgh is hard to swallow
7:02-7:05 Theo got scared shitless for a sec lol
I like how Theo, Joey, and Lee couldn't come up with the word tarp. You can make gutteral sounds and still say the word tarp
For future people since I just noticed this comment is 3 years old, it's because visqueen and tarps are entirely different things that don't even resemble each other.
7:00 minute mark Joey makes Theo shit his pants 😂
Lol that was loud tho.
That has me in stitches now 🤣
i gotta go to work tomorrow bro! i dont have time to discover you today
We had the money but we didn’t have the acid. 😂
Rocky Dennis from "Mask" isn't fictional; he was a real person.
Depends on who you ask
That's part of the joke, Vickie
@@KaninTuzi Mmmm... didn't sound like it. I like Theo, but I'm not sure that was a joke.
@@vickielawson3114 Did you miss him also mentioning Rosie O'Donnell? In case you didn't know, she is not a fictional character.
@@KaninTuzi Don't we all wish she WAS fictional?
"A plate is just a wide wide cup"
Yup. 🤣
LEOS LAUGH AT 6:50 😭😭😭😭
"What fuckin' flavours!?"
Watching this while high 😂😂
Damn, didnt know i needed a femur in my car 😆
I've never tried Gin. I prefer home made moonshine.
Dexter 😂😂😂
"you know what I'm talking about...? like a big freezer?"
This was the most normal reference lol and no one really let him knew they understood what he was talking about 😅
@@cupoftea2957haha a deep freezer stumped everyone cuz they are so used to his makeups
Theo von is awesome
All I learned from this... is that Deficate is French for Take a shit.... and that a Plate is basically a cup 😏😅😂
I love how cokes up Theo is in the video with Joey Diaz
I think it was shrooms
7:05
Anyone know where I can get that episode with Joey and Theo?
“Where mah nic’gars at”
My god he is so hilarious
They never taught him to walk lmaooo
"Pends on who ya ask bruh"
Two of them came back and attacked me on my birthday a year later 😂😂
Little brows needs to get on that visqueen remix
The only free finger they had waved at me
16:39 you can tell by Theo's voice that the mushrooms are fuckin with him hard when Joey did that face
9:17 huh?🤣
3:11 Steven Shwalb be like:
😂😂😂 my day is made thanks Theo
Killing it as always
"Do you know how he murdered him?"
"Huh?"
2:51
Theo: I got fucked
Theo got them stories too
❤ theo a "deep freezer"
When Joey laughs it sounds so painful
goat
ofcourse it was jessica LMFAO.
"Typical Hebrew" 🤣🤣🤣
Dude @11:50..im crying hahhaa
1035-10:50 the best part, so Theo Von 😂🔥
The material you are tlkn about is used in landscaping it is put over the dirt around the plants then mulch on top it keeps weeds from growing in the landscape bed
That is called a weed barrier, or weed fabric, they are talking about clear plastic that comes in rolls
Visqueen is a heavy duty sheet plastic most commonly used in the deep south under houses in crawlspaces for doing crawlspace encapsulation. I have used it extensively.
@@mikehoncho4385 yeah, weed barrier is semi-permeable to allow water to drain through. Visqueen is completely non permeable.
Very funny but I thought it was gunna be stand up because of the picture
He reminds me of Steve Martin young mixed with Dusty Smith.
I'm disappointed the "chinkmate" bit wasn't in.
OMG. You guys are my tribe💗😘💗🌞💗
Why is he so funny
I got attacked by dogs on my birthday and then they came back next year and did it again.
The moral of the story?
Animals are insightful bruh
🤣🤣🤣🤣
my 9th birthday fucking poodle bit me.
Shout out to Visqueen...aka vapor barrier...
I had an inner ear infection in my stomach once. I couldn't hear shit!
Probably think they're going to see a detective whenr they wake up
eating ice, bruh
This is cool.
Doroty doroty
Is that Luke Perry with Theo??
Nah. That's Joey Diaz.
My former sister had a brown tooth. She got kicked in the mouth by a horse when she was sixteen.
Tongue shock
After 2 or 3 hours of snortin, God damn
No wonder Brandon quit ufc. A dude that crosses his legs like that, is not someone to be intimated by. That's his way of squeezing whatever testosterone he has left in his balls.
This guy makes comedy for non English speaking countries who think he is Micheal J Fox since he got sick
I feel bad for that baby
Robot 🤖 👾 eeekkkk
4 years old.
Omg I think I hear Joe Rogan laughing hahaha, 37 this year...Stan so innocent...And Bobby Lee always yeah yeah yeah....🤣Lee's Giggle and Joey Diaz and Theo doing impressions I am deceased. ⚰☠
His name isn't even finished
Von what for fuck sake? VON WHAT?
Kurnatowski
Pink eye in the stomach
Why do I feel like nothing that he says actually ever happened?
Cause most of it didn’t
Saraan wrap
Son lamb bro
I miss his voice...
Theo is right about a plate being a cup 8:45
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Dude who is Leo and why is he on Joey’s podcast. Actually every podcast has a sidekick guy that comes off as a little kid. Bad friends actually HAS a little kid. It’s weird. Anybody else notice this? Echo from Jockos podcast with that high voice. Sure he could kill me if he wanted but still...
You seriously missed "sawed off humans" on stebie's show...you don't know comedy!
I can’t stand Joey diass
Cant stand listening to that giant italian oscar the grouch dude.. Just not a fan
Joey Diaz. I agree. Joe Rogan is always saying he's the best comedian currently and just murders his sets. I'm with you though. I just don't click with him for some reason. I don't find him funny at all.