Hello, fat fetish artist?

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @operleutnant7235
    @operleutnant7235 3 года назад +25581

    This is now officially part of my headcanon that whenever Batman is busy with someone else, Joker, instead of planning his next evil scheme, just likes to piss people off on phone calls

    • @badatmathhh
      @badatmathhh 3 года назад +398

      So basically dunkey

    • @DeisFortuna
      @DeisFortuna 3 года назад +877

      There's no way that (most) incarnations of the Joker don't engage in shitposting when not on a crime spree.
      This is the guy who was pulling boners back in the golden age, people. Everyone tries to make the Joker this edgy psychopath and forgetting that he should just be a clown themed supervillain. Y'know. SILLY. This kind of shit is what most people would deem as "in character" for the Joker, not shit like slicing off his own face and wearing it as a mask.

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 3 года назад +83

      Honestly, best headcanon there is

    • @soksocks
      @soksocks 3 года назад +146

      @@DeisFortuna there is a reason why he said "....officially apart of my headcanon...." meaning just to himself. I'm for sure this guy knows Joker, he's just adding what might make him more funny to him. It's like Reverse Flash, with the meme "it was me Barry....", the jerk off one, where people say it's headcanon cause y'know how petty Thawne is to Barry

    • @AllavalBlog
      @AllavalBlog 3 года назад +14

      Is making weird comissions in FIVER

  • @pedzad9528
    @pedzad9528 3 года назад +20123

    This is how they kept Joker longer in Arkham...they gave him a phone

    • @bruhm4571
      @bruhm4571 3 года назад +361

      man be doing good now

    • @dltr4730
      @dltr4730 3 года назад +463

      He scaped whenever he ran out of service.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 3 года назад +376

      " I just want my phone call. "

    • @godisgood540
      @godisgood540 3 года назад +74

      @@curtisleblanc5897 This deserves more likes lol

    • @Nolava0why7Because0yes
      @Nolava0why7Because0yes 3 года назад +95

      I love how he's just having a genuinely good time trolling everyone and everything

  • @locomastero
    @locomastero 3 года назад +14044

    “Hello, pokemon artist?”
    “I would like a pic of Renamon”

    • @ifunkinglovekoopatroopa2289
      @ifunkinglovekoopatroopa2289 3 года назад +692

      "hello pokemon artist i whould like a picture of sexy whisper from yokai watch instead of vaporeon"

    • @AriesZero
      @AriesZero 3 года назад +204

      1:08

    • @a_guy_who_exists
      @a_guy_who_exists 3 года назад +189

      Hello, pokemon artist?
      I would like a drawing of all the digimon characters please!

    • @abigfatblob
      @abigfatblob 3 года назад +56

      Literally any other digimon would be more fitting. Renamon is one of the original catalysts that lead to the large amount of Pokémon art.

    • @Elisabeth-tq3jr
      @Elisabeth-tq3jr 3 года назад +15

      “Who?”

  • @FishDrinkLightGreen
    @FishDrinkLightGreen 3 года назад +11539

    I like how joker just presses on the bottom of the phone to dial someone

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 3 года назад +114

      0:01
      then
      0:12
      Problem?

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMh/видео.htmltkeoqgwskpr

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMb/видео.htmlrkwoqjsot

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMb/видео.htmlrkwoqjsotu

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 года назад +2

      Detail did not impress

  • @slowej2
    @slowej2 3 года назад +20083

    "It's not about the money, Batman, It's about sending a message."

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 3 года назад +19494

    “I’ll take a girl weighing herself”
    “To find out her diet plan had worked and she lost 20 pounds”

    • @ReReCoil
      @ReReCoil 3 года назад +515

      0:25

    • @SPM-
      @SPM- 3 года назад +183

      @@ReReCoil 0:28

    • @mojonel
      @mojonel 3 года назад +171

      @@SPM- 1:08

    • @SPM-
      @SPM- 3 года назад +85

      @@mojonel 1:09

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 3 года назад +81

      @@SPM- 1:11

  • @NagitoKomaedah
    @NagitoKomaedah 6 месяцев назад +2027

    "Hello fart fetish artist?"
    - "Yes?"
    "Id like to commission someone drinking pepto bismol."

    • @MBnobody420
      @MBnobody420 5 месяцев назад +15

      LOL. 🤣

    • @Deemeka
      @Deemeka 4 месяца назад +7

      LMAO 💀

    • @Nickinator811
      @Nickinator811 4 месяца назад +22

      "I wish to commission a comic where the main character gets bad taco bell burrito gas"
      " and then in the next slide he gets explosive diarrhea, mwahahaha"

    • @thet00nedl00n
      @thet00nedl00n 4 месяца назад +61

      @@Nickinator811 There’s actual people who are into that, that might actually be worse than a fart comic.

    • @mattextremex-boiyoutube225
      @mattextremex-boiyoutube225 4 месяца назад +1

      LMAO, so true 🤣

  • @antisanity_
    @antisanity_ 3 года назад +3256

    Joker just feels 10x more in character being a general nuisance than he is being an actual villain, and I love it.

    • @slimboarder.o7
      @slimboarder.o7 3 года назад +25

      That's like saying Batman is more himself using gun

    • @AshZucchini8168
      @AshZucchini8168 3 года назад +178

      “I don’t just randomly kill people. I kill people when it’s funny.”
      - The Joker, _Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader?_

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 3 года назад +19

      @@AshZucchini8168 I love that quote so much. Now I know where to look for it again. Thanks!

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 3 года назад +13

      Well he is the joker baby

    • @slimboarder.o7
      @slimboarder.o7 3 года назад

      @@witchBoi_Connor Batman Never use gun you imbecile that's like a Big part of is character

  • @pef_v6107
    @pef_v6107 2 года назад +13923

    "Hello, foot fetish artist?"
    "I'd like to request someone wearing shoes."

    • @Erolsaurus
      @Erolsaurus 2 года назад +827

      "Hello, shoe fetish artist?"
      "I'd like to commission someone that does not have legs."

    • @FerreTrip
      @FerreTrip 2 года назад +537

      "Oh, okay."
      >glass slippers

    • @Law-_
      @Law-_ 2 года назад +263

      I believe a part of the foot fetish is high heels tho 😭

    • @king_aeron
      @king_aeron 2 года назад +195

      I'm sure shoes are part of the fetish. Not that I'd know.

    • @sisterfister9063
      @sisterfister9063 2 года назад +125

      @@king_aeron oh you’d know

  • @Aries19974
    @Aries19974 Год назад +7696

    Batman: I bet the Joker is planning another evil plan
    The Joker:

    • @ibis03
      @ibis03 Год назад +213

      It's still a plan, and it's still evil

    • @lovenoctal
      @lovenoctal Год назад +76

      He was right

    • @degariuslozak2169
      @degariuslozak2169 Год назад +30

      This made laugh harder than the joker did😂😂😂

    • @typicalvillageguard4452
      @typicalvillageguard4452 Год назад +29

      Just a average Tuesday night

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia Год назад +24

      Honestly, before The Dark Knight wound up changing perception of him, this was probably the kind of thing Joker would do.

  • @ChandlerManley
    @ChandlerManley 8 месяцев назад +1151

    “Hello, Vore artist?”
    “Yes?”
    “I’d like to commission an artwork of a dragon furry and a wolf furry hanging out, but then the dragon starts getting hungry.”
    “Aight, seems simple enou-“
    “AND SO THEY GO OUT TO A MCDONALDS FOR FOOD AND CONTINUE ON WITH THEIR DAILY ACTIVITIES!!”
    *Cue insane, manical laughter and screams of pure, unyielding rage*

    • @redacted8577
      @redacted8577 5 месяцев назад +6

      +Hello vore artist? Id like to commission an artwork of a girl finding her best male friend shrunken down to the size of an ant.
      -Alright sounds good does she eat hi...
      +AND SHE HELPS HIM RESULTING IN A WHOLESOME SCENE INSTEAD OF EATING HIM FOR NO REASON!
      -YOU SON OF A....

    • @averagefanenjoyer8696
      @averagefanenjoyer8696 5 месяцев назад +33

      I love vore and that's just evil

    • @redacted8577
      @redacted8577 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@averagefanenjoyer8696 comission me lil bro

    • @ChandlerManley
      @ChandlerManley 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@averagefanenjoyer8696 same here

    • @milkseacher1
      @milkseacher1 4 месяца назад +11

      @@ChandlerManley The only vore i like is the Zoe and the spaceman one by cakeinferno. And mainly I’m there because of their relationship.

  • @lol3342
    @lol3342 3 года назад +23683

    "Hello, NSFW artist?"
    "I'd like to commission someone doing safe things at their job"

    • @jackcough8580
      @jackcough8580 3 года назад +996

      “I’d like SFW art please”

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 3 года назад +686

      A lot of the apparently don't have a passion for nsfw but it pays the best and has high demand.
      They'd probably accept, most of them do do both as well.

    • @Daniel-oh2fq
      @Daniel-oh2fq 3 года назад +32

      LMAO

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 года назад +48

      @@jellomaster5629 you ask the impossible, sir

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 3 года назад +157

      I'd like to commission someone OBEYING OSHA regulations

  • @froggy822
    @froggy822 2 года назад +16226

    "Hello, thumbnail artist?"
    "I'd like to commission a TOENAIL."

  • @anrandomboi2944
    @anrandomboi2944 3 года назад +4175

    This Is worst that the time when he killed Gordon's ex and left her body in a building full of infants

    • @kyvilfongkot6372
      @kyvilfongkot6372 3 года назад +151

      And scarecrow beat him up because he want kill the orphanage and then he poisond him with his poison

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMb/видео.htmlrjwiwido

    • @squattinggopnik3334
      @squattinggopnik3334 3 года назад +8

      Wtf

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 года назад +17

      The worst villain turned hero

    • @kyvilfongkot6372
      @kyvilfongkot6372 3 года назад +10

      @@Human_traain you mean white knight

  • @The_Raptor
    @The_Raptor 9 месяцев назад +5142

    "Hello, Foot fetish artist?"
    "I'd like to commission a Meter."

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 4 месяца назад +150

      This is more clever than most of the other comments.

    • @a7madvsouls591
      @a7madvsouls591 4 месяца назад +149

      Artist : * start having a mental breakdown in freedom language *

    • @The_Raptor
      @The_Raptor 4 месяца назад +17

      @@IstasPumaNevada thanks mate

    • @BerylliumBronze
      @BerylliumBronze 4 месяца назад

      Someone already commented this 3 years ago
      "@akarp5904
      3 years ago
      "Hello foot fetish artist?"
      "Yes i'd like to make a commission IN METERS!""

    • @dinkyborja
      @dinkyborja 4 месяца назад +17

      “What the hell is a meter?!”

  • @hippothehippo
    @hippothehippo 3 года назад +7925

    Commissioner Gordon doesn’t get worn out from Joker’s real crimes- those are exciting. it’s from the thousands of calls into the station reporting things like this.

    • @gabrielmerchant
      @gabrielmerchant 3 года назад +168

      There's thousands of fat fetish artists in Gotham?

    • @bambi20082148
      @bambi20082148 3 года назад +144

      @@gabrielmerchant I mean that place is a lot cause

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring 3 года назад +34

      @@gabrielmerchant Yes.

    • @magne7771
      @magne7771 3 года назад +67

      Public menace joker best joker

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 3 года назад +39

      He's met and crossed Superman and other supernatural beings across the galaxy... and he gets whacked by the local fat fetish artist.

  • @oscarlove4394
    @oscarlove4394 3 года назад +53603

    i don't know what's funnier, the jokers infectious laugh, or the guys immediate irrational anger at weight loss.

    • @benjoe6079
      @benjoe6079 3 года назад +2709

      everytime the joker laughed i fucking died

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 3 года назад +1735

      Both. Both is good.

    • @peropero2208
      @peropero2208 3 года назад +1196

      I guess that person really just hates healthiness

    • @a_guy_who_exists
      @a_guy_who_exists 3 года назад +193

      @@benjoe6079 indeed

    • @TNT-vp1kz
      @TNT-vp1kz 3 года назад +151

      And people say that joker is a big guy sure he kill a lot of people

  • @akarp5904
    @akarp5904 3 года назад +47447

    "Hello foot fetish artist?"
    "Yes i'd like to make a commission IN METERS!"

  • @barrytooth4306
    @barrytooth4306 Месяц назад +140

    0:39 that phone spin animation was clean as hell

  • @thebetterdevil
    @thebetterdevil Год назад +25628

    Hello? Inflation artist? Id like to comission an econimically stable growth comic!

  • @kiwi4493
    @kiwi4493 3 года назад +27456

    “Hello? Yandere Artist?”
    “I’d like to commission a *NORMAL* confession!”

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 года назад +1745

      I'd like to commission a young woman with red eyes holding a knife
      and then immediately in the next panel cutting beef for soup

    • @My6119
      @My6119 3 года назад +110

      @@federalcasemaker 😂🤣

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 года назад +344

      @@thewhiterabbit133 no she's just born with red pupils by coincidence

    • @herofadeHH
      @herofadeHH 3 года назад +58

      This comment is pure gold.

    • @foxtrap86flame
      @foxtrap86flame 3 года назад +14

      Take my like

  • @Yug0zlav1a
    @Yug0zlav1a 3 года назад +23721

    I feel like if joker quit being a villain this is the stuff he would be doing
    Edit: ok

    • @xvelvet3247
      @xvelvet3247 3 года назад +859

      Bart Simpson with a bank account. He already had a thing for clowns.

    • @creepycannibal
      @creepycannibal 3 года назад +43

      xD

    • @mikemodern9491
      @mikemodern9491 3 года назад +45

      Itsaprank

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 3 года назад +567

      Nah, this is what he does while waiting for Batman to advance the plot

    • @wealertum5402
      @wealertum5402 3 года назад +158

      Nah if he did this he would still be a villain

  • @kiernanhowell-mackinley1733
    @kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 8 месяцев назад +5585

    "Hello, loli artist?"
    "I'd like to request a drawing of a GROWN WOMAN!"

    • @YeahitsDuvi
      @YeahitsDuvi 8 месяцев назад +334

      1:09

    • @AdamHyperfixist666
      @AdamHyperfixist666 7 месяцев назад +216

      Perfect troll material, Joker needs to torment them immediately

    • @Mysterious1007
      @Mysterious1007 6 месяцев назад +85

      "Hello, grown woman artist?"
      "I'd like to request a drawing of a BABY GIRL!"

    • @Mysterious1007
      @Mysterious1007 6 месяцев назад +64

      ​​@@AdamHyperfixist666"Hello Twitter user? I would like to tell you the age of consent DOESN'T APPLIES TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!"

    • @GoofyGooberlyv2
      @GoofyGooberlyv2 6 месяцев назад +217

      @@Mysterious1007 "Hello, EDP445?"
      "Yessssssssss, I'd like to tell you that LIKING LITTLE GIRLS IS BAD! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!"

  • @AmberAugustReal
    @AmberAugustReal 3 года назад +16288

    “I’d like a woman weighing herself and seeing she weighs 300 pounds”
    “Then celebrating that she lost weight!”

  • @saxshton
    @saxshton 3 года назад +42729

    The fact the 'Fat Fetish Artist' sounds so genuinely pissed off makes this so much better

    • @kao_kaoru
      @kao_kaoru 3 года назад +1362

      Genuine Anger

    • @gooeyboy706
      @gooeyboy706 3 года назад +479

      The artist was a bit over dramatic.

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 3 года назад +1499

      The delivery of the *WHAT?!* on his second outburst sealed the deal

    • @hgtvboi6255
      @hgtvboi6255 3 года назад +72

      @@grugg3108 1st one was better

    • @swirly3081
      @swirly3081 3 года назад +71

      @@gooeyboy706 so is the joker lol

  • @ultrawindow1764
    @ultrawindow1764 3 года назад +8109

    "Hello hentai artist?"
    "I'd like to commission two friends in a PLATONIC relationship!"

    • @jakmanxyom
      @jakmanxyom 3 года назад +105

      You know best friends can date (and subsequently make love, marry so on)...right?

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 3 года назад +881

      @@jakmanxyom you poor soul. Crack open a dictionary and find the word platonic, go on

    • @ultrawindow1764
      @ultrawindow1764 3 года назад +65

      but this is a PLATONIC relationship!

    • @PKSuperStar256
      @PKSuperStar256 3 года назад +14

      How about romantic?

    • @jakmanxyom
      @jakmanxyom 3 года назад +193

      @@Haru-rs2su [one check on the dictionary later] Touché.

  • @CoquetteKaraku
    @CoquetteKaraku 3 месяца назад +216

    “Hello, loli fetish artist?”
    “Can you draw me girl over the age eightee-“
    **hangs up**

  • @DoomGoodman
    @DoomGoodman Год назад +39101

    Honestly the very concept of calling a fetish artist on a landline to commission a piece of art is fucking hilarious

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a Год назад +1459

      Me mum says this is how it was done back inna day

    • @anon4854
      @anon4854 Год назад +788

      You know the guy is still gonna do the commission. That's the best part.

    • @Spubbily01
      @Spubbily01 Год назад +783

      ​@@TheNinja94a"Back in my day furry commissions were only 10$."

    • @edd4816
      @edd4816 Год назад +52

      Is there another way?

    • @RDAC
      @RDAC Год назад +64

      That customer service though!

  • @squibbymun4463
    @squibbymun4463 Год назад +26937

    My favorite thing about this video is how the artist reacts as if they can't deny the commission and are forced to accept it no matter what.

    • @ChunkyWaterisReal
      @ChunkyWaterisReal Год назад +2791

      They aren't doing well financially

    • @paracame8162
      @paracame8162 Год назад +1403

      a bag's a bag

    • @Moxilock
      @Moxilock Год назад +1084

      I mean in this economy

    • @MadridistaDeCono
      @MadridistaDeCono Год назад +742

      Do you think someone that draws fat fetish art has enough money to reject comissions?

    • @Pommmmm
      @Pommmmm Год назад +431

      @@MadridistaDeCono
      Yes actually

  • @RetroDubs
    @RetroDubs 3 года назад +30036

    “Hello Sonic Artist?
    I’d like to request Mario artwork please”

    • @Halvos12
      @Halvos12 3 года назад +524

      Alright I mean they are in smash bros and competed in the Olympics games together so I guess that's not that weird.

    • @AriesZero
      @AriesZero 3 года назад +404

      0:25

    • @PowerUpT
      @PowerUpT 3 года назад +316

      "WHAT!? Are you one of those pampered Nintendo fans!?" - Artist

    • @hydeparkwaterdept.6554
      @hydeparkwaterdept.6554 3 года назад +220

      (Sobbing) "YOU'RE SICK!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!???!!!! YOU'RE SICK!!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!!"

    • @wholesomepotato4981
      @wholesomepotato4981 3 года назад +38

      @@Halvos12 I don't think Smash Bros. counts, since it has like 70 other fighters.

  • @AguyInACrazySuit
    @AguyInACrazySuit 9 месяцев назад +118

    I do love the idea of Joker taking a break from crime and uses his free time to prank call and troll people like this

    • @benthemother3fan884
      @benthemother3fan884 Месяц назад +1

      He is canonically that petty. When batman dies, he retires from crime and works at the dmv just to mess with people

  • @liammcguire1954
    @liammcguire1954 3 года назад +9079

    “Hello foot fetish artist?”
    “I’d like to commission a comic where they keep their shoes on the entire time”

    • @ebinmenes1698
      @ebinmenes1698 3 года назад +380

      shoes, socks, boots, any form of footwear is still a part of the fetish

    • @The_True_Guy_Who_Asked
      @The_True_Guy_Who_Asked 3 года назад +295

      @@ebinmenes1698 what about cement blocks

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 3 года назад +156

      @@ebinmenes1698 shoes & footwear really aren't though. You can't see the toes or any of the things that turn those people on through shoes & such. Socks can very easily be made form fitting, so I think it's just like a sexier condom to them or something.

    • @nellewoodruff6337
      @nellewoodruff6337 3 года назад +99

      I'd like to commission two people....
      Thumbwrestling...

    • @Maflongas
      @Maflongas 3 года назад +172

      "I'd like to commission a HANDHOLDING comic"

  • @MfwPrivate
    @MfwPrivate 3 года назад +32027

    The way the artstyle completely matches Joker's Design is astonishing, it looks straight up from the cartoon

    • @toxicice8567
      @toxicice8567 3 года назад +851

      I actually thought the thumbnail was a screenshot from the show lmao

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 3 года назад +86

      @@toxicice8567 yoo same

    • @mikemodern9491
      @mikemodern9491 3 года назад +30

      Im not alone

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMn/видео.htmlrjqgqcaifoyu

    • @calebgonsalves2970
      @calebgonsalves2970 3 года назад +46

      The teeth and grin are the only things different..

  • @gavinparish8871
    @gavinparish8871 3 года назад +17383

    The person who did the impression for joker deserves a reward, that was really good lol

    • @meleter8107
      @meleter8107 3 года назад +81

      Check the description

    • @delta390gt
      @delta390gt 3 года назад +236

      Alternate title: the joker does a minuscule amount of trolling

    • @hanta_themothkid8199
      @hanta_themothkid8199 3 года назад +13

      Agree it was so accurate😂

    • @TamiaTomato
      @TamiaTomato 3 года назад +18

      They sound like papyrus a little lol

    • @deadchannel7779
      @deadchannel7779 3 года назад +5

      It's OK.

  • @evelynbanksmystiqal
    @evelynbanksmystiqal 2 месяца назад +50

    “Hello, analog horror artist? I’d like to commission a WHOLESOME HIGH DEFINITION PIECE OF ART!”
    *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA*

    • @cloudshifter
      @cloudshifter Месяц назад +6

      "I would like to commission modern hardware quality horror please"

  • @strrjms
    @strrjms 3 года назад +23944

    It’s amazing how mad the artist gets. Way better than the little ceasers one.

    • @Magic_Ice
      @Magic_Ice 3 года назад +410

      The little ceasers guy is done at his job

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMb/видео.htmlrkroyptuwhwoy

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMb/видео.htmlrjwowhsjworo

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMb/видео.htmlrjwowhsjworoy

    • @Magic_Ice
      @Magic_Ice 3 года назад +280

      @@toqo675 shut it bot

  • @Apoc2K
    @Apoc2K 2 года назад +17329

    "Hello SFW artist?"
    "I would like a drawing of a person inspecting a building site -"
    "Oh no, please d-"
    "- with the inadequately labeled fire exits."
    [ Uncontrollable sobbing ]

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter 2 года назад +664

      Wrong number you want OSHA for that prank call.

    • @PublicVoidStart909
      @PublicVoidStart909 Год назад +347

      OH NO ITS THE OSHA DEATH SQUAD

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 Год назад +565

      "I would like you to draw a person operating a forklift"
      "Oh thank god, I thought you're one of those people wh-"
      "without a license"
      "YOU SON OF A-"

    • @dazzlingdexter5060
      @dazzlingdexter5060 Год назад +13

      😂

    • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
      @ChimeraLotietheBunny Год назад +10

      Ohh yes

  • @klarenzcobie6595
    @klarenzcobie6595 2 года назад +4446

    "Hello Valve?"
    "I would like to commission a *part 3* of this game please"

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 2 года назад +298

      Valve would be the ones laughing

    • @someguy1894
      @someguy1894 2 года назад +96

      The only dev still working on TF3: ok uh I’ll I’ll try to uh do do th *goes unconscious from overworking and insomnia*

    • @joey-schmoey
      @joey-schmoey 2 года назад +12

      "I would like to commission 3 separate games"

    • @DraconicMaster
      @DraconicMaster 2 года назад +42

      TF3
      Portal 3
      Left 4 Dead 3
      Half Life 3

    • @Undeadd0g
      @Undeadd0g 2 года назад +7

      should have asked for the heavy update

  • @el_blanco9
    @el_blanco9 4 месяца назад +152

    "Hello, vore fetish artist?"
    "Yes?"
    "Id like to commission a dragon eating actual food"

    • @LCBSinnerDonQuixote
      @LCBSinnerDonQuixote 4 месяца назад +7

      Why is it always dragons though

    • @Major_Beetus-ki9rw
      @Major_Beetus-ki9rw 4 месяца назад +2

      @@LCBSinnerDonQuixoteidk man 😭😭😭

    • @theultimatefusion7265
      @theultimatefusion7265 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@LCBSinnerDonQuixoteMaybe dragons just forget to chew on what they're eating before gulping it down?

    • @chipstick3856
      @chipstick3856 Месяц назад +2

      ⁠​⁠@@LCBSinnerDonQuixote They’re reptiles. Snakes are reptiles, and are famous for being able to unhinge their jaw and swallow prey whole. Dragons could maybe do the same thing?
      Idk, probably just some bizarre coincidence.

  • @BeanutPutter01
    @BeanutPutter01 3 года назад +12977

    “Hello, Little Caesars?”
    “I’d like one order of NORMAL bread please!”

    • @ramadoor4524
      @ramadoor4524 3 года назад +402

      That way too fucking far man

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 3 года назад +70

      Ok anything else?

    • @moretti8922
      @moretti8922 3 года назад +84

      One order of the less worstest pizza please

    • @literallyanyone1893
      @literallyanyone1893 3 года назад +36

      Sane bread

    • @AquilaSky21
      @AquilaSky21 3 года назад +15

      @@moretti8922 eh it’s okay, you have the right to be wrong.

  • @misterorigin8087
    @misterorigin8087 3 года назад +15020

    “Hello, foot fetish artists?”
    “I want a commission of a pair of hands.”

  • @dankmemer7431
    @dankmemer7431 3 года назад +45344

    Not even joking, I wouldn't mind seeing more Joker interpretations like this where he's a good mix of being just a Trickster (like this) and a Serious Antagonist.

    • @streiphegaming9704
      @streiphegaming9704 3 года назад +2343

      I miss the days when the Joker wasn't all about murder and psychological torture and just wanted to fuck with people sometimes.

    • @Smileythefirst
      @Smileythefirst 3 года назад +307

      @@streiphegaming9704 ikr same

    • @bioformer5374
      @bioformer5374 3 года назад +856

      @@streiphegaming9704 I'm all for a Joker that makes bad jokes that make people groan

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 3 года назад +75

      That would be ideal

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 3 года назад +600

      @@streiphegaming9704 Actually, the earliest Joker was just a standard mobster (albeit a weird looking one) who did his fair share of killing. The Silver Age of comics made him more of a prankster due to excessive censorship, and then the dropping of those codes led to Joker becoming a killer clown in the attempt for people to take him seriously again. Good writers do due that mix, to homage all three eras.

  • @reecethegoofball
    @reecethegoofball 9 месяцев назад +95

    "Hello, giantess artist?"
    "I'd like to commission two average sized humans."
    *Loud evil laugh*

  • @thenon9107
    @thenon9107 2 года назад +27034

    "Hello, maid artist?"
    "I'd like to commission a *BUTLER* please."
    *maniacal laughing while incoherent screams of anger sound in the background*

    • @therevenger259
      @therevenger259 2 года назад +728

      Alfred?

    • @mask938
      @mask938 2 года назад +261

      I’d also like to commission a butler, please!

    • @senpie6639
      @senpie6639 2 года назад +438

      Joker: Oh and the butler happens to be a female.
      TheArtist: JOKES ON YOU, IM INTO THAT SHT

    • @IgnatiusBlaze4
      @IgnatiusBlaze4 2 года назад +201

      I'd like to commission a maid outfit, cute smile, glasses, frilliest of dresses, little twinkle stars around it... but it's on a man, IT'S A TRAP HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA

    • @senpie6639
      @senpie6639 2 года назад +143

      @@IgnatiusBlaze4
      TheArtist: DON'T MIND IF I DOOOOOO

  • @Chri5FW
    @Chri5FW 3 года назад +3718

    For a sec I actually thought this was official wow

  • @spinejackel
    @spinejackel 2 года назад +68753

    love how the artist’s immediate reaction is to be violently angry

    • @lendelostrinos4981
      @lendelostrinos4981 2 года назад +1995

      That's the funny part

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 2 года назад +836

      Yes its the part with laugh

    • @Hal1967
      @Hal1967 2 года назад +586

      well yeah...thats the joke

    • @Deathkorpsrider-
      @Deathkorpsrider- 2 года назад +4

      Sad thing is, they're like that, can't say jack shit without a bunch of barely cognisant asshats doxing you and throwing a fucking fit

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 2 года назад +951

      I think Joker's been trying this on multiple artists, to find the best reaction. He HAS been looking for a good laugh for weeks after all

  • @Dertey_Gamer
    @Dertey_Gamer 9 месяцев назад +343

    “Hello…*loli artist*”
    “I would like a picture”
    “OF A WOMAN THAT IS OVER THE AGE OF CONSENT”
    “HAHAHHHEHAHEHAGEGAGEGHAEHAHH”

    • @SpectJumm
      @SpectJumm 8 месяцев назад +20

      “Sure, I can do that for you!”
      “Wha-“
      * gets blasted with lots of lolis over 18 *

    • @ChaldeaWarmaster
      @ChaldeaWarmaster 6 месяцев назад +11

      Sure
      *Draws petite women*
      Here ya go.

    • @Dertey_Gamer
      @Dertey_Gamer 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@ChaldeaWarmaster “WAIT THATS…. That’s not how your supposed to…”

    • @ChaldeaWarmaster
      @ChaldeaWarmaster 6 месяцев назад

      @@Dertey_Gamer you should have asked for tall adult women with big bosoms to really rustle my jimmies. :)

    • @EyesDontCry
      @EyesDontCry 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@ChaldeaWarmasteroh how the turns have tabled

  • @WillEnd96
    @WillEnd96 2 года назад +33173

    Some men just want to watch the calories burn.

    • @reallycantthinkofausername487
      @reallycantthinkofausername487 Год назад +537

      how the FUCK does this only have 8 likes!?

    • @WillEnd96
      @WillEnd96 Год назад +553

      @@reallycantthinkofausername487 Appreciate it, but Internet fame is a most negligent and fickle mistress.

    • @ItzNovayt
      @ItzNovayt Год назад +93

      lmao good one

    • @zioniczenko
      @zioniczenko Год назад +95

      This is the underrated comment. Shame everyone else is just running with their own jokes while you're enhancing the original scene!

    • @smallcheesebread6531
      @smallcheesebread6531 Год назад +77

      LISTEN HERE YOU SON OF A BI-

  • @thedman1754
    @thedman1754 2 года назад +8296

    "Hello, NSFW artist?"
    "I'd like to commission SOMETHING SAFE FOR WORK"
    "W H A T"

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 года назад +145

      Tbh I've seen many cases of artists that do both, like Skyguyart/MSPigtails who sometimes draws his ocs just chatting and making jokes.

    • @cockycookie1
      @cockycookie1 2 года назад +177

      * Draws a guy/gal in safety gear*

    • @halodragonmaster
      @halodragonmaster 2 года назад +68

      Draws them on a couch with 5 characters behind them holding safety signs.

    • @OrdonWolf
      @OrdonWolf 2 года назад +96

      They’d be like “oh thank god the curse is broken!” Since it’s something of a running joke that once you start nsfw commissions no one will commission you anything else

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 2 года назад +25

      I would like a safe OSHA approved environment!

  • @nintendokirby64
    @nintendokirby64 3 года назад +3429

    The Joker, everyone. The same man who shoved Harley off into a window to fall to her (possible) death, fights as an American against a nazi and fears the IRS.

    • @coffintears5821
      @coffintears5821 3 года назад +189

      Truly an American citizen

    • @mycure0498
      @mycure0498 3 года назад +36

      Absolutely gaming

    • @dusanstojsin4938
      @dusanstojsin4938 3 года назад +95

      "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS no thank you." - The Joker 1998

    • @lordquaz7154
      @lordquaz7154 3 года назад +15

      Well according to the show, he is Irish. So really who can say if he is American or not.

    • @AwesTube
      @AwesTube 3 года назад +2

      Hi

  • @tsuki_style
    @tsuki_style 3 года назад +1178

    POV: You're Batman spying on Joker bullying a random artist

    • @slashercat8649
      @slashercat8649 3 года назад +57

      i feel like this is something Batman would do and he'd probably just let it happen since Joker isn't actually hurting anyone

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 года назад +9

      @@slashercat8649 "he's not killing anyone... I'll let this go

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 3 года назад +11

      Batman: Slowly pulls out popcorn.

    • @tsuki_style
      @tsuki_style 3 года назад +1

      Yo thanks for my first 1k likes on a comment!
      Really appreciate it :>

  • @SlippyRedSocks
    @SlippyRedSocks 3 года назад +21596

    I love this audio so much

  • @numbdropbc
    @numbdropbc 3 года назад +29332

    Hello, inflation artist? I'd like to commision an economically stable comic please.

  • @Skull_kid753
    @Skull_kid753 2 месяца назад +242

    0:18 mario ahh "yes 😊"

    • @Tboa1
      @Tboa1 2 месяца назад +9

      OMG its soo similar lol

    • @LeDarlaDoodle
      @LeDarlaDoodle 2 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, I can see it

    • @LeonKrajcBroqi
      @LeonKrajcBroqi Месяц назад +3

      I imagen papyrus from undertale sounding like that

    • @hannytran
      @hannytran 25 дней назад +1

      yeah

  • @nilzerYT
    @nilzerYT 3 года назад +26897

    “Hello, gore artist?”
    “Yes”
    “Id like a perfectly healthy person”

    • @moonshiners-cv6kd
      @moonshiners-cv6kd 3 года назад +705

      Plot twist:since "healthy" is subjective you get well a "healthy" person (:

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 3 года назад +588

      I don't know if the word 'unhealthy' even applies if you're literally dead.

    • @nilzerYT
      @nilzerYT 3 года назад +157

      @@kevinm5940 that’s fair, I kinda just meant like in good shape, you know?

    • @theotherasianguy8249
      @theotherasianguy8249 3 года назад +115

      @@kevinm5940 that wouldn't make it subjective though as far as I know. It's just that healthy applies to a wide variety of things.
      Plus you can't be healthy if you're obese, you can't be healthy if you're too skinny. Health can be most of the times measured by BMI unless you're a super athlete. But then again. Super athletes aren't exactly healthy either.

    • @IdontKnow-nm8bz
      @IdontKnow-nm8bz 3 года назад +33

      @@theotherasianguy8249 consider the fact that being basically 5 foot 11 and 200 pounds is basically obese to the the bmi? No I'd say thats not really a good measure of health, there is no instant calculator for whether your healthy or not, you have to go to several different doctors to get an accurate answer, the only time bmi is really useful is in kids and teens

  • @candleman7457
    @candleman7457 3 года назад +11585

    "Hello, demon artist?"
    "I'd like to commission a biblically accurate angel."

    • @beaniebean4885
      @beaniebean4885 3 года назад +572

      Theyre the same thing XD

    • @stalloneandrew9961
      @stalloneandrew9961 3 года назад +277

      @@beaniebean4885 you right my friend. Because fallen angles and ascended demons existed in media

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 года назад +320

      "A drawing of the DoomSlayer"

    • @nilzerYT
      @nilzerYT 3 года назад +15

      Lol

    • @skweezee
      @skweezee 3 года назад +66

      Honestly, anyone would be upset if they to draw that

  • @normaldavid
    @normaldavid 2 года назад +31240

    The joke was funny, but what really got me laughing was HIS laughing. His immediate laughter after the treadmill joke is what broke me.

  • @Yani-Mari
    @Yani-Mari 5 дней назад +7

    “Hello, hair fetish artist?”
    “I would like a commission, a bald person.”

  • @white_yt9142
    @white_yt9142 2 года назад +17322

    Hello, NSFW artist? I'd like to commission a SAFE WORKING ENVIRONMENT

    • @tomwithatophat6457
      @tomwithatophat6457 2 года назад +1372

      *WHERE NO ONE IS GETTING HARASSED AND HAS HEALTHY WORKING HOURS*

    • @xbigbooshx4643
      @xbigbooshx4643 2 года назад +425

      @@tomwithatophat6457 Soooo. not at Activision/Blizzard then? got it.

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 2 года назад

      @@xbigbooshx4643 Activision Blizzard: *YOU LISTEN HERE! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL SEND YOU A COPY OF OVERWATCH 2*

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 года назад +88

      WHAT??

    • @e.9874
      @e.9874 2 года назад +130

      id like to commission an OSHA approved comic

  • @gnomeman5808
    @gnomeman5808 3 года назад +33056

    This completely matches Joker’s personality and it’s terrifying and beautiful

    • @foolishgold3171
      @foolishgold3171 3 года назад +406

      MINIMAL GRAMMAR MISTAKE
      I WIN

    • @CherryStudios2
      @CherryStudios2 3 года назад +45

      @@foolishgold3171 😂

    • @Goji01Films
      @Goji01Films 3 года назад +21

      @@foolishgold3171 ok

    • @eazyplayz3510
      @eazyplayz3510 3 года назад +18

      @@foolishgold3171 no.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 года назад +47

      What would the Joker, in the new movie be like in this situation though.

  • @Misanthropolis
    @Misanthropolis 9 месяцев назад +31

    I like the implication that fat fetish artists are super violent and defensive about their art to the point of murder.

  • @calebcostrini
    @calebcostrini 3 года назад +12886

    "Hello, creepypasta writer?"
    "I'd like to commission an actually frightening story!"

    • @dreamsprayanimation
      @dreamsprayanimation 3 года назад +477

      Oh burn

    • @Aiqwans
      @Aiqwans 3 года назад +158

      Okay now this is funny

    • @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959
      @theaccountantbehindtheslau3959 3 года назад +388

      To be fair, a few of those old creepypastas are actually frightening.
      The problem is that for the past, like, 20 years, there have been fucking _millions_ of them that all copy the handful of different tropes from the earliest ones, and as a result none of those tropes are really scary anymore.

    • @nobodynoone4940
      @nobodynoone4940 3 года назад +194

      @@theaccountantbehindtheslau3959 what tropes? most of them were derivations of jeffrey the edgy homicidal boy

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 года назад +9

      oh GOD

  • @Qwerty-zo6iw
    @Qwerty-zo6iw 2 года назад +35882

    Just how completely enraged the artist is at the mere suggestion of weight loss is fucking hilarious.

    • @Soren9302
      @Soren9302 2 года назад +1

      they can't have people ruin their fat artstyle, but... WHO CARES! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    • @Beegyoshiking
      @Beegyoshiking 2 года назад +1362

      Is he a
      Skinny Phobic

    • @arrielradja5522
      @arrielradja5522 2 года назад +383

      @@Beegyoshiking oh no not again

    • @cid4761
      @cid4761 2 года назад +666

      I think he's mad less that someone is suggesting weight loss in his art, and more because someone isn't taking him seriously and decided to prank him and waste his time as he mentions after the first joke, which implies this happens often and it's getting on his nerves.

    • @vuelle9816
      @vuelle9816 2 года назад +104

      @@cid4761 nah, he’s just angry

  • @DarthMagatsuTitanus64
    @DarthMagatsuTitanus64 3 года назад +12376

    “Hello, furry artist?”
    “Yes, I would like to commission a HUMAN comic please!”

    • @SidVacant69
      @SidVacant69 3 года назад +322

      Or an anime cat girl, because people get nekos mixed with furries.

    • @playlistss4953
      @playlistss4953 3 года назад +117

      I'm surprised there's not a lot of furry pranks in the comment section

    • @turbosoggyofficial6849
      @turbosoggyofficial6849 3 года назад +116

      @@canidhaven I got a commision, I’d like one picture of a furry sitting on a bed

    • @turbosoggyofficial6849
      @turbosoggyofficial6849 3 года назад +203

      @@canidhaven THEN IMMEDIATELY IN THE NEXT PANEL TURNING INTO A HUMAN, AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAH

    • @memeifyinc1119
      @memeifyinc1119 3 года назад +17

      Tbh from what I’ve seen they would pull out tf as a counter

  • @beanman395
    @beanman395 3 года назад +889

    Plot twist: Bruce Wayne was the fetish artist with comms being use to make his real fortune. This is truly where their rivalry began

    • @saladspoonami4563
      @saladspoonami4563 3 года назад +34

      Bruce Wayne liked fat girls?
      Damn now we know why he liked Wonder Woman so much

    • @gooeyboy706
      @gooeyboy706 3 года назад +3

      @@saladspoonami4563 🤔🤔🤔

    • @saladspoonami4563
      @saladspoonami4563 3 года назад +8

      @@gooeyboy706 there was a Canon dc comic where Wonder Woman gained weight due to a mirror or something

    • @redacted606
      @redacted606 3 года назад +5

      I thoughy he had a furry fetish... oh well.

    • @saladspoonami4563
      @saladspoonami4563 3 года назад +6

      @@redacted606 I mean Wonder Woman did turn into a pig once

  • @randomicatto
    @randomicatto 3 года назад +6145

    "Hello, Persona artist?"
    "I'd like to commission a STAND fanart"

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 года назад +218

      They are the same picture

    • @Ssjvaca
      @Ssjvaca 3 года назад +197

      @@snowgrave2475 one picure was made 10 years after the other.

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 года назад +15

      @@Ssjvaca they.. did a good job copying it?

    • @Ssjvaca
      @Ssjvaca 3 года назад +43

      @@snowgrave2475 no, i'm just pointing out the difference between the two, one was printed 10 years later.

    • @isaacr9503
      @isaacr9503 3 года назад +5

      AAAAAAAAAAH D:

  • @TheRockruffWhoCries
    @TheRockruffWhoCries 3 года назад +4984

    "Hello, Overwatch artist?"
    "I would like a TF2 drawing, please."

    • @lorddumb21
      @lorddumb21 3 года назад +189

      Hello competitive tf2 artist!
      I would like a MVM drawing plz

    • @griffencampbell4088
      @griffencampbell4088 3 года назад +165

      Hello Valve,
      I would like a TF2 drawing please.

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 года назад +92

      Hello "Balanced Overwatch round" artist?
      I'd like a drawing of, 12 tf2 engineers in the intel room!

    • @misturjostur3231
      @misturjostur3231 3 года назад +13

      1:09

    • @beakknivemonkey1909
      @beakknivemonkey1909 3 года назад +11

      THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH ALL THE SCHADENFRUEDE LAUGHS AND BASH MY HEAD AGAINST MY PILLOW!, 400000/10

  • @gablava9099
    @gablava9099 6 месяцев назад +43

    I think someone else pointed this out but the fact that the artists first reaction to the jokers prank is pure rage is just so funny

  • @Rarok666
    @Rarok666 3 года назад +6077

    "Hello, gore artist?"
    "I'd like to commission a person recovering in a hospital"

    • @costyhetalia
      @costyhetalia 3 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @wincentfirdaus7699
      @wincentfirdaus7699 3 года назад +404

      I mean there could still be gore

    • @swietyboze1792
      @swietyboze1792 3 года назад +15

      @@wincentfirdaus7699 yea

    • @ntrspecialist1304
      @ntrspecialist1304 3 года назад +49

      @@whereisyourpowerarmor1228 Bro, Guro isn't reoccupating, you are literally commiting sex with demons, wounds or in different holes of body, especially eye sockets. Those mangas are great that Japanese created a live action during Nanjing, Korean and World War II Philippines events.
      I must say they did a good live action adaptation of manga

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 года назад +244

      "Hello, gore artist? Yes, I'd like to commission, a man bleeding on the floor due to gunshot wounds"
      "OK yeah I can do th-"
      "And then Medic from TF2 healing him afterwards"

  • @MrChillaxin2010
    @MrChillaxin2010 3 года назад +2586

    "Hello, BDSM artist?"
    "Yes, i'd like to commission a VANILLA comic please!"

    • @nakedmario9359
      @nakedmario9359 2 года назад +43

      Work with ntr artiste too lmao

    • @Veryfreshveryflourish24
      @Veryfreshveryflourish24 2 года назад +12

      Listen here you little hecker

    • @AyushGupta-wn6zd
      @AyushGupta-wn6zd 2 года назад +9

      @@nakedmario9359 work with cannibalism and amputee artist

    • @Jpeg.g
      @Jpeg.g 2 года назад +3

      When the chocolate artist shoes up…

    • @madeinthei8482
      @madeinthei8482 2 года назад +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @angryteaparty5450
    @angryteaparty5450 3 года назад +9269

    “Hello, furry artist?”
    “I’d like to request a human comic.”

    • @aviatorhd9389
      @aviatorhd9389 3 года назад +536

      You know they’ll draw a comic of a human being turned into a furry. If there’s one thing their good at, it’s adapting

    • @Ahzealion
      @Ahzealion 3 года назад +350

      @@aviatorhd9389 *Transformers noise*

    • @bean6803
      @bean6803 3 года назад +202

      @@Ahzealion - ironically, a lot of furries actually hate drawing mech and robots.

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 3 года назад +93

      @@bean6803
      Oh shit I thought I was the only one. I mean I'm pretty decent with furry and human art, but as soon as there's something related to mecha and or robotic shit I have a breakdown, it's such a difficult time adapting. I think it's due to how precise you have to be in order for it to look and make sense, you can't just stick random parts on it and go, bam that's a good design. Perhaps it's possible but I'd need to do a lot of practice.

    • @jmcneil3394
      @jmcneil3394 3 года назад +19

      @@bean6803 me who can adapt to anything 😈

  • @JohnDolehi
    @JohnDolehi 8 месяцев назад +17

    "Hello modern artist? I'd like to comission a CAVE PAINTING"

  • @oldcosm405
    @oldcosm405 3 года назад +1234

    “Hello McDonald’s? Yes I’d like to order a large pizza-“.

    • @hankhill2254
      @hankhill2254 3 года назад +33

      “Uh we don’t serve pizza here.”

    • @UwUOnDatBeat1101
      @UwUOnDatBeat1101 3 года назад +55

      @@hankhill2254 Quiet squidward

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 3 года назад +12

      0:25

    • @toqo675
      @toqo675 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/IFQu9IZ6RkMn/видео.htmlrwoowogpyt

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 года назад +3

      Didn't they serve pizza? Or was it spag

  • @ramennoodles471
    @ramennoodles471 3 года назад +2421

    “Hello, horror artist?”
    “I’d like to commission a fluffy bunny in a pastel meadow.”

    • @Hotbotch
      @Hotbotch 3 года назад +60

      0:44

    • @maxine2838
      @maxine2838 3 года назад +30

      No don't remind me of that show

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 года назад +12

      I kinda wanna see how that would turn out

    • @Raze394
      @Raze394 3 года назад +26

      Doomguys' pet daisy was a fluffy bunny in a pastel meadow

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 3 года назад +33

      I think a lot of horror artists would take that one up for shits and giggles tbh lmao

  • @NoName......
    @NoName...... 3 года назад +21131

    "Hello NTR artist?" "Yes, I would like to commission a *HAPPLY MARRIED COUPLE!"*

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 3 года назад +1510

      *Still manages to get one of them to cheat*

    • @nandanthony
      @nandanthony 3 года назад +785

      @@Manglet762 tsk tsk, they dont know of Blackmail NTR

    • @billcipher3479
      @billcipher3479 3 года назад +365

      and the married wife was NTR away

    • @MrSilentProtagonist
      @MrSilentProtagonist 3 года назад +482

      The Joker is supposed to be a villain.

    • @goblinman3010
      @goblinman3010 3 года назад +134

      Oh no degnrates taking over

  • @hvmblx
    @hvmblx 5 месяцев назад +22

    Is no one going to talk about how well animated jokers laughing frames are, absolutely amazing!

  • @ballballslime955
    @ballballslime955 3 года назад +3989

    I miss this type of joker that isn’t just “always insane murderer with no stupid jokes”

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 3 года назад +273

      Yeah. I actually just finished reading some classic Batman Comics from the 50's. I like that he's a genuine nuisance than an actual threat. But hey, Insane Murderer is also good in certain settings.

    • @KatieGimple
      @KatieGimple 3 года назад +72

      B:tAS had the best of both worlds

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 3 года назад +117

      I always like to imagine that, between Joker's big, horrible bits in whatever medium he's in, he's just off pulling typical clown gags. Like, Heath Ledger's Joker doing that whole meeting w/the gang bosses, then taking a bus or some shit downtown and pranking people w/ a joy buzzer and squirting flower.

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 3 года назад +84

      In fairness, his stupid jokes are usually mixed in with horrible results. Like his acid spraying flower or his lethal joy buzzer

    • @nickthepick8043
      @nickthepick8043 3 года назад +10

      @@BlockedUser420 I concur.

  • @Comeonfhqwhgads95
    @Comeonfhqwhgads95 Год назад +14404

    Theory: the fat fetish artist IS Batman, he does this as a side job and that’s the real reason why he’s so rich

    • @italucenaz
      @italucenaz Год назад +559

      Exactly, how do you think he buys new gadgets and vehicles without bankrupting the Wayne Enterprises? Batman have mastered all martial arts, sciences and also how to illustrate in deviantart flawlessly

    • @_its_lunar_
      @_its_lunar_ 11 месяцев назад +467

      Not buying it, if Batman were smart he’d be doing NSFW Hazbin Hotel animations, that’s where the real money is

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 11 месяцев назад +4

      Nah, everyone knows Batman's into BDSM. Whips, leather, and women who try to kill him.

    • @EmersonLima-yt8qz
      @EmersonLima-yt8qz 11 месяцев назад +156

      ​@@_its_lunar_ Verbalase💀💀.

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 10 месяцев назад +43

      taking on the family business I see

  • @charbplus
    @charbplus Год назад +3801

    I love the idea of a fetish artist being committed to their focus and offends at any other possible art

    • @ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร
      @ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร Год назад +110

      It's a grind, Cellulite and Adipose tissue are hard shit to draw

    • @himboghost629
      @himboghost629 11 месяцев назад +26

      I'd get mad of anyone asked me to draw a woman, i just know how to draw muscles better

    • @Loveyourself21072
      @Loveyourself21072 11 месяцев назад +7

      There are accounts where people focus mostly on that don't ask why i know 😏

    • @Loveyourself21072
      @Loveyourself21072 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพรfor real i had to look up a lot of references

    • @Vanzgars
      @Vanzgars 10 месяцев назад +36

      @@himboghost629 What about muscular women?

  • @cadeshanley218
    @cadeshanley218 9 месяцев назад +14

    What makes this funnier is that I can definitely see The Joker doing something like this when he's not killing people for a laugh or having the time of his life with his "game" with his dear old "friend" Batman.

  • @isthatajojoreference3910
    @isthatajojoreference3910 3 года назад +43338

    “Hello, inflation artist.”
    “I’d like to commission a *NORMAL* economy.”

    • @Luckymann1223
      @Luckymann1223 3 года назад +973

      Economy. Why does it have to be economic.

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 3 года назад +2539

      this is a class a fucking pun right here

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад +685

      Too fucking bad the economy is in shambles now get back to banking

    • @itsmereem6748
      @itsmereem6748 3 года назад +190

      beautiful pun

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 3 года назад +120

      Huh, this comments quite PUNny.

  • @SunGodNika-bi2jr
    @SunGodNika-bi2jr 2 года назад +3108

    "Hello Shipping Artist"
    " I'd like to commission a boy and a girl having a platonic relationship"

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 2 года назад +116

      You didn't need to specify gender lmao,, shippers literally ship anyone

    • @zena2239
      @zena2239 2 года назад +241

      @@astrobookwormsinger Yes but they usually ship clearly herero characters (who also hate each other, never canonically meet, or have literally zero chemistry) in gay relationships

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion 2 года назад +13

      Jks on u, there is a lot of queer platonic relationshios in any gay fandom

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion 2 года назад +10

      @@zena2239 Clearly hetero characters?
      Like who?

    • @zena2239
      @zena2239 2 года назад +13

      @@atanaZion Naruto would be my prime example

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 года назад +47013

    “Hello, feet fetish artists?”
    “Yes, hello, what can I commission for you today?”
    “I would like you to draw… METERS!”
    _immediate laughter_

    • @Paradoxe_0
      @Paradoxe_0 Год назад +1793

      genuinely funny

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi Год назад +935

      Okay I thought it wpuld say shoes or something, but this is genuinely comedic genius 😂😂😂

    • @ArztTSG
      @ArztTSG Год назад +1005

      "oh calm down calm down it's just a simple prank, a little silly gag of mine (couldn't understand the rest lol)"
      "alright what do you actually want"
      "id' like a picture of a sexy woman showing her feet exactly at 12 centimeters away from the camera"
      "YOU SON OF A BI-"

    • @nacl2246
      @nacl2246 Год назад +126

      Ok this one is underrated

    • @hoodi_dragn123
      @hoodi_dragn123 Год назад +93

      I honestly thought u we’re gonna say hands 🙌

  • @typhlosion7872
    @typhlosion7872 2 месяца назад +8

    "Hello, Shadman. I'd like you to draw comics of only people who are legal adults."
    *is immediately hung up on*

  • @pallolafer
    @pallolafer 3 года назад +3998

    "Hello, Earthbound artist?"
    "I would like to commission an Undertale fan-art please"

    • @foursidekm
      @foursidekm 3 года назад +352

      "Hello, Mother artist?"
      "I'd like to commission a drawing of a father please"

    • @CraZyrious
      @CraZyrious 3 года назад +9

      XD

    • @ketzalcoatljm152
      @ketzalcoatljm152 3 года назад +4

      @@foursidekm bruh

    • @eLite-Tiss91
      @eLite-Tiss91 3 года назад +1

      Now that is how u trigger xD

    • @MusicalLugia
      @MusicalLugia 3 года назад +6

      @@foursidekm *sad Flint noises*

  • @liviousgameplay1755
    @liviousgameplay1755 3 года назад +2097

    "Hello, 3D animator?"
    "Yes, I would like to commission a painting!"

    • @ryanthered2060
      @ryanthered2060 2 года назад +38

      He paints a 3-D drawing

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 2 года назад +24

      what if they make a 3D model that's flat and has a painting like style?
      or maybe something in the style of Dead Sound's animations if it counts

    • @freeeeeeeez
      @freeeeeeeez 2 года назад +1

      *bruh*

    • @halodragonmaster
      @halodragonmaster 2 года назад +4

      Sir I would like to introduce you to the blender donut tutorial.

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 2 года назад +2

      he makes a 3d model of a painting

  • @d_c05
    @d_c05 3 года назад +4444

    “Hello, Mario artist”
    “I’d like to commission a Chris Pratt drawing”

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 2 года назад +135

      “Hello Mario Artist”
      “I'd like to commission Sonic fanart”

    • @zerronyx1362
      @zerronyx1362 2 года назад +13

      He's so cool

    • @swordsaint01
      @swordsaint01 2 года назад +19

      Took me a while to get this. I was wondering why he asked a drawing of a crisp rat.

    • @kicksmartjumpstick9889
      @kicksmartjumpstick9889 2 года назад +1

      Nice one

    • @L0rd_Ba1thazar
      @L0rd_Ba1thazar 2 года назад

      He is just so cool!

  • @TheThirdEmperorOfMalvachia
    @TheThirdEmperorOfMalvachia 6 месяцев назад +99

    "Hello? Team Fortress 2 artist?"
    "I'd like to commision AN UPDATE"

    • @dimis9054
      @dimis9054 4 месяца назад +6

      Bro you took way to far.

    • @ahmed43633
      @ahmed43633 4 месяца назад +8

      Even the Joker wouldn't stoop that low
      or he absolutely would

    • @gamer_glenn5438
      @gamer_glenn5438 4 месяца назад +4

      *Joker then proceeds to get bombarded by rockets from the heavens*

    • @cloudshifter
      @cloudshifter Месяц назад

      Surprisingly it got a bunch lately...

    • @cheese3764
      @cheese3764 15 дней назад

      This is just evil

  • @TheExperienceYT
    @TheExperienceYT 3 года назад +6921

    "Hello? Half-Life artist?"
    "I'd like to commission A FULL LIFE."

    • @Moogchungus
      @Moogchungus 3 года назад +187

      “I’d like to commission a HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN CHARACTER”

    • @TheExperienceYT
      @TheExperienceYT 3 года назад +66

      @@Moogchungus I’d like to commission a COUNTER STRIKE character!

    • @caav56
      @caav56 3 года назад +31

      A Full Life Consequences, you say?

    • @TheExperienceYT
      @TheExperienceYT 3 года назад +20

      @@caav56 John freeman who was Gordon freemans brother was one day sitting in an office

    • @Gg00-m7j
      @Gg00-m7j 2 года назад +6

      I would like commission with name part 3

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +43192

    "And immediately on the next panel, running on a treadmill"
    Joker cemented himself as the greatest villain ever with that line.

  • @moltrescompany
    @moltrescompany 3 года назад +4107

    "Hello, Claustrophobic artist?"
    "I'd like a portrait of santa please"

    • @mrmeowsermoney
      @mrmeowsermoney 3 года назад +314

      Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!

    • @bofuuu
      @bofuuu 3 года назад +123

      *_CLAUS_*-TROPHOBIC OMG I GET IT 😂😂😂

    • @mutantmunstercheese1
      @mutantmunstercheese1 3 года назад +32

      HOHOHO *hehehehe*

    • @ramennoodles471
      @ramennoodles471 3 года назад +40

      nice try Squidward, but there’s NO Santa Claus here!

    • @Kingtron5464
      @Kingtron5464 3 года назад +15

      @@mrmeowsermoney H O H O H O

  • @NonyaOfTheBeeswax
    @NonyaOfTheBeeswax 5 месяцев назад +9

    I love how the fat fetish artist is not even a bad person they're just so tired of people harassing them that they're at their limit.

  • @goofball236
    @goofball236 3 года назад +15989

    This automatically means the Joker is way more intimidating but at the same time has the best sense of humor on Earth.
    Edit: What the f*ck 15k likes in a few weeks!? how did this get THIS many likes bro. Thanks for the love ❤️

  • @briw7494
    @briw7494 10 месяцев назад +25968

    "hello, AI Artist"
    "yes?"
    "I'd like you to draw---"
    *hangs up phone* ...

    • @noxxyy
      @noxxyy 9 месяцев назад +289

      one ms paint quality doodle coming right up... good enough for img2img processing anyways
      there's some things that AI models aren't quite capable of yet, like obscure characters, but for most things it'd be pretty easy to just mash in relevant tags and keep trying until it works well enough

    • @FoolDead
      @FoolDead 9 месяцев назад +743

      ​@@noxxyy hello? I'd like you to use paper and pencil...

    • @noxxyy
      @noxxyy 9 месяцев назад +84

      @@FoolDead yeah that's more like it

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear 9 месяцев назад +95

      There are AI Artist taking requests and commissions believe it or not

    • @noxxyy
      @noxxyy 9 месяцев назад +102

      @@inkedseahear they better be cheap or going through hundreds of images to find one with good hands and everything

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 года назад +31497

    Even for the Joker this is extreme 🤣

  • @mazintheconqueror9449
    @mazintheconqueror9449 7 месяцев назад +8

    I get this recommended every basically half a year and it just keeps getting better

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 2 года назад +12936

    "Hello, Artist"
    "Would you like a commission?"
    "Yes. I'd like a picture of a hand."

  • @megonggaga8046
    @megonggaga8046 3 года назад +5885

    "Hello friday night funkin artist."
    "Yes?"
    "I'd like to commission a rhythm heaven art please."

    • @Mikeythedestroyer1
      @Mikeythedestroyer1 3 года назад +180

      1:14

    • @thefrubblewarrior4678
      @thefrubblewarrior4678 3 года назад +6

      Uh oh.

    • @aquitetiredguy2158
      @aquitetiredguy2158 3 года назад +19

      I don’t actually know what rythem heaven is though I do know elite beat agents and parapa the rapper

    • @dard2240
      @dard2240 3 года назад +149

      "Hello friday night funkin modders."
      "Yes?"
      "I'd like to commission a mod where characters use music instruments instead of their voice."

    • @itz_daniel7144
      @itz_daniel7144 3 года назад +22

      @@aquitetiredguy2158 rhythm heaven is a rhythm game made by Nintendo. It has different games with different music, and remixes that combine those games into one.

  • @demomoon1552
    @demomoon1552 2 года назад +45026

    "Hello, furry artist"
    "Would you like a commission?"
    "Yes, draw me one HUMAN please"
    "P A R D O N"

    • @SteveAdmienn
      @SteveAdmienn 2 года назад +16

      Not really a furbag, but okay. You want Diogenes or Socrates?

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 2 года назад +1416

      WHAT HAVE YOU DON- *you have alerted the hoard*

    • @felis_moon
      @felis_moon 2 года назад +722

      Pretty sure most furry artists can and are comfy drawing humans as well XD At least I am. Our commissions would be a bit of a sink if we couldnt XD

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 года назад +835

      @@felis_moon Hello, 🤓? I’d like to commission a joke!!!

    • @10EightyPlays
      @10EightyPlays 2 года назад +669

      No, it’s “I would like a Furry to Human Transformation”

  • @carcassraid
    @carcassraid 2 года назад +10238

    I truly love that the fetish artist tells Joker: "I'll kill you where you stand!" but then also says, "I'll bury you alive!!"
    Who's the real villain here?

    • @edwardharris9346
      @edwardharris9346 2 года назад +260

      The duality of man

    • @lancerwawszczak1548
      @lancerwawszczak1548 2 года назад +111

      society

    • @carcassraid
      @carcassraid 2 года назад +51

      That is a fact... I know because we live in one 👀

    • @mrdredward129
      @mrdredward129 2 года назад +88

      That could easily be made a coherent threat by saying "You are standing on your grave"

    • @Mr.Needle-Hamster
      @Mr.Needle-Hamster 2 года назад +15

      @@lancerwawszczak1548 WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY