Superman’s Birthday Gift To Batman
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- Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024
- Superman’s Birthday Gift To Batman
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Superman writing where sacrificing his life is a victory but not finding a gift for his best friend is a failure, is peak writing.
It really is. He doesn’t see death as failure.
The fact that they have to use industrial tools to give superman a pedicure is HILARIOUS
Them must be godly industrial tools
Can he modulate his powers? When affected by Kryptonite, his durability goes down to human level. Can’t he lower his protection manually?
@@jamesestrella5911 He cannot. He is not Plutonian.
Superman flies into the sun and blasts himself there to shave, essentially.
@@jamesestrella5911 he cannot neither other Kryptonian , not only their external physical resistance but also other resistance internally like getting drunk , hallucinating , having a cold by traditional means etc. Supergirl flew galaxies away to a planet with a red sun just to get drunk to celebrate her 21st birthday.
@@kingol4801Most incarnations of Superman just requires a mirror to shave by reflecting his heat vision lasers off the mirror and accurately burning off his facial hair.
The part about "One could argue he thinks you and i are the same" was genius. Bruce sees both Clark and Dianne as immortals, Dianne sees both as men from a different time in man's world are have not lived that long, and Superman sees them both are humans, born of earth, not indestructible like him. Its such a simple yet such an elegant line.
What are you on? WW is lndestructible herself. she tanked the explosion of s star system.
@@NJ-eo2oc when was that? Because I’m going to guess it wasn’t anytime recently.
@@NJ-eo2oc ehhh she usually dies before sups or after cause she's the only one that wont you know explode at first anyway
@@NJ-eo2ocStill. They are both Earth born. While Supe is from an alien planet. So that stands as an example.😌
@damiennightmaresx7950 IIRC she's immune to most non-magical damage, but also gets regularly wrecked by mind control, lead pipes and "mcguffin alloy tipped" bullets.
The power of friendship is strong with these three 😊
@@willjohnboywonder woman in this comic looks really fine
"Hear me out, Diana: it's a gun...nonononononononononono---it doesn't shoot anything! When you pull the trigger, it prevents a shooting somewhere in the universe. It's a fifth dimensional artifact, used by a crime prevention unit. With the proper attachment, it would prevent a specific target from carrying out a specific shooting. Without that scope...the effect is random. It could be like a stress toy. Or if he doesn't want to get comfortable pulling a trigger, he can build a machine to maintain it's maximum rate of semi-automatic fire in perpetuity."
"Artifacts like this always have a drawback, Kal."
"It does. To remind its user of the sanctity of non-violence, it takes the form of a gun that the user would never want to fire."
"...The one that killed his parents. It is a fine gift, Kal, but not for his birthday."
---- LATER ----
Batman: "You found a gun that prevents shootings and you didn't think to give it to The Flash? His connection to the Speed Force would allow it to have a faster rate of fire than I could ever hope to achieve. For my next birthday KICK CRIME."
Superman and Wonderwoman: “It’s alright Bruce, there are a few of these things around. We’ll give one to Wally and Barry for their birthdays too.”
Breaking News: Guns don't work anymore.
Batman builds the machine, the Bat-Gun-Nullifier 10000
Its just a very comfortable room with an unlimited supply of food water, and entertainment with reverse flash and the gun. Batman tells RF that every time he pulls the trigger of the gun it causes The Flash to have an itchy spot that wont be relieved from itching.
@@Exis247 That’s called “torture”… and would eventually end in Flash tearing their skin off if it was used a million times, putting un-itchable itches all over his body.
Probably resulting in death.
@@maximumdon7637 But that's just the thing though, he doesn't give RF the itchy Flash gun, he gives him the Anti-shooting gun, powered solely by RF's multiversal level of pettiness and an all you can eat buffet of equally cosmic proportions
The golden retriever friend, the normal friend, and the emo kid is their friend types 😂.
Lmao
This just reminded me of this old book series about these three as kids and I now I need to go read it
Edit: found the the name superhero society study Hall of Justice, that’s the first book but the others bring in cyborg and flash and joker and Harley
Omg thank you for reminding me about those books
Wonder Woman is not the normal friend, maybe here she is, but she is definitely the friend that always picks fights.
Imagine for your birthday, your best friends give you a picture of how much fun they had without you.
Lol, I'd probably be like, "Heyyyyy, you didn't buy me any food???" But still see the symbolism and internally cry about it 😂
To be fair, would you really think Batman would have participated?
Oh you are one of THOSE types of friends that can't take joy of others without you there?
Weird shaming attempt. The gift was FOR BATMAN for his birthday. So why would they go out and not invite him for the outing if they said they wanted him to enjoy his birthday. It's not a random Facebook post of random fun. It's them saying they're doing something for you by having fun without you. Very different. @@SSingh-nr8qz
@@SSingh-nr8qz okay, hold on, there's a big difference between your friends having fun without you and posting a photo of it, in like, a group chat or something, and having your friends give you a picture of them having fun together AS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. the first is like, "aw, glad they had a nice day
I find it absolutely sweet that Superman doesn't count his death as a failure but being unable to find a gift for his friend.
"Earthbucks" is such an underrated joke. They're already in the stars, so flipping it back to Earth is a good brand parody.
I didnt even get that at first, hillarious.
Giving Batman a genuine smile is the best gift you can ever give him. You also have to be some kind of god or goddess to perform such a feat.
I like that unlike Marvel, Aliens within the DC Universe, acknowledged that they themselves are essentially “Humans” from deferent planets, and view Humanity as rivals rather than “prey” as an excuse to invade Earth. Like most Alien Villains only come to Earth as a quick Cash and Grab operations, cause Earth would often have something those Aliens want. Like Darkseid that often comes to Earth, to bump heads with TJL to collect more fragments for his Anti-Life Equation. 😉
Earth is more akin to a tourist spot at this point, I wouldn't be surprised be if it's considered a fun vacation activity to watch earth's heroes fight off invasions.
There many reasons for that that I could think of Pre-JL/JSA because with JL around unless you're at least Mongul level of villain you'll get handled pretty quickly . 1. They don't want to mess with basically the police ( GL corps ) , 2. Earth have connections with the Old Gods (Themyscira , Atlantis , ) 3. MAGIC
Batman is so rich, he ignores a litteral diamond
"I still have lots of them here." Him probably 😂
hi was broke at that time
That’s only like a $50,000 diamond.
It’s actually more meaningful than that. Batman is currently broke here and was gifted a supreme quality diamond made by Superman himself and instead of keeping it, he chooses to donate it it to help others. That’s very in character for him.
@@that1valentian769why was he broke?
I really like the aspect of Superman/Supergirl mythos that across the stars and galaxies Clark and Kara are very well known figures not only because their origin but also also because their deeds and actions for the universe.
There’s something that is so fun about watching superhero’s just get to be normal people who get to do normal people things
Because it's hard to relate to fighting space pirates, but easier to imagine shopping at the pool or getting fast food.
It's nice to see Supes and WW doing some mundane stuff lol. Really brings our their personalities. Can't believe Clark left Diana and flew home 😂
These three are the best friends. ❤🎉
This is the kind of content fans want
These types of comics are the best, the original trio being friends and talking about stuff than acting evil and all vengeful, them being nice and having a good time is the best.
This is why Superman is the absolute best
So is WW. it was her idea
I love him
@NJ-eo2oc ww is ww.
Hahaha Superman left wonder woman with a lost parking ticket? Hahaha
This is a perfect example of how all three of these characters SHOULD be written
I don't know I personally love these kind of moments where you see Super Heroes and to some level even the Villains just being normal with no crime to fight or craziness going on, just seeing what they do in their down time. To be fair I am a sucker for slice of life moments and ANY time you can see Batman with a "......." look lol!
When the hell did DC start drawing their characters like religious artwork from the dark ages? Wow...
“Bruce, kryptonite is a very rare stone*
Love the fact that they had to use a torch to do Superman’s nails.
Nah, they’re using an industrial grade angle grinder. Those are sparks coming from his foot, not flames.
The imagery of someone buying Kryptonite to kill Superman after seeing him in a space mall is fucking hilarious! 😂
The pedicure of Supes was soooo funny.
The moments when Batman and other super heroes feel happy make you feel like you can endure an eternity of pain just after that for fun.
1:46 "supperman" lol
5:45 she calls him supperman here too
figured out why, earlier in the comics they go to the space starbucks at the mall and they spell superman as supperman on his cup, to which diana questions, and superman says that being alien to his own powers after being raised on another planet, it wasnt until he was a teen he found out he had the power to "sup". diana asks "what's 'sup'?" and clark obviously says nothing much what's up with you
Wonder woman's face in the thumbnail 😂
I find it funny that the store that was selling Kryptonite said they also accepted currency from Apokolips. Like, the planet that Darkseid rules?
The biggest mall in the known universe accepts trade with DC’s Space Hitler? 😂
This feels like supes and WW are on a date if anything
Superman is on a date wonder woman isn't, but maybe with Batman ??!?
Couldn't focus on anything in the video beside how breathtakingly gorgeous wonder woman is
Not Supes and Dubs getting mani-pedis while b-day shopping for Batsy. I love it.
I like how they had the booster gold poster up , I haven't read batman in a while but I do remember hearing about some time travel birthday shenanigans.
5:53. lol superman doing the Batman pose
I love that theu have to use some high tech power tools to grind supermans nails personally, I think getting a photo with batman would of been better for him as much as he dosent show it he has fun with them
i love the friendship between them all
Thumbnail : Wonder woman was biting her lips LOL, she was "Super" turned on by Superman's ventriloquism.
Ayoo my mind before even starting the video is like "what? Did superman control batman's body to please wonder woman in bed?" 😭😭😭😭
that image of superman covered in cats makes me want to scream (with joy)
Something about this superman is weird. More smug and sassy. I never viewed him like that. Interesting.
Doomsday killed Superman but he killed Doomsday too. He didn't lose. Doomsday beat the heck out of Wonder Woman and she didn't even slow him down. She lost.
WW beat the Upside down man and Batman who laughs and both destroyed supes butt.
The important thing about bantering with a friend is that you constantly remind them of their failures and inadequacies, even if you share them and especially if they’re better at those things than you😌. WW was being a real homie with that line
superman and wonder woman r so wholesome to batman
LMFAO i love clark just pretending to not see Mxypytlx
Bro Wonder Woman’s face😂😂😂😂 1:56
Wonder Woman *really* liked the pedicure lmao
@@Chrismas815 lol
Why does this video feel AI generated? Wonder Woman calls Superman "Supperman" and you confuse 'antics' with 'antiques.'
Superman says he hasn't actually failed.
Batman probably has a secret file on Superman and his failures and adding to the list how Supes couldn't find a Birthday Gift and gives credit to Wonder Woman.
a slight smirk is about all you can hope for from batman
Okay, so this confirmed that Superman genuinely thinks Batman enjoys coming up with contingency plans for the League (or more specifically, him).
"it's enrichment for him"~clark.
1:47 Supperman, the world's first late night snack themed superhero.
This made me tear up😢!
So wholesome
i honestly know Batman won’t take the diamond because he’s not interested into these kinds of things
Let's give Batman a cloaked bat suit sort of like the one used in Predator...
Blending in with the darkness is exactly the fear level needed of an ''horror class'' crime fighter...
Imagine Batman being invisible in a storeroom full of bad guys, while they get dropped one by one...
1:48 Minor spelling mistake. "Supperman" protects the sanctity of family dinner time, while "SUPERman" protects the universe from threats.
i love that writing is still like this these days
I like how Clark is considering Kryptonite even when he’s being currently being harmed by the stuff.
Shows how selfless he actually is.
Why not get Bruce a bunch of different things, including more Kryptonite?
Kryptonite has officially become the most available resources in the DCU
who is more powerfull between Superman (DCEU) or Hela (MCU)?
I'm sure it's Superman but I don't know enough about Hela to really say. I'm sure it's Superman though.
@@primary2630It's always Superman
Clark has a sense of humor. lol
That Doomsday jab was unreal
thumbnail looks like they're doing weird stuff under the table
This was more than anything, their date.
Batman will never say no to a diamond. He just won't keep it
Just to be that guy, Superman didn't die. Comics am I right
Hmm, the thumbnail had me intrigued.
There are only 2 woman that can make Batman smile ( in my head):
😺 And WonderWoman
And 2 volumes after this Bruce looses everything
1:51 Supperman? Who tf wrote this? So cringe
I love this Superman is such a dork
Technically, since Superman also killed doomsday in that fight, that’s more of a draw than it is a loss
"I don't think i've ever lost before"
What about the time WW slit your throat with her tiara? And that time she ripped your spine out with her hands? And that time Zunial killed you with kryptonite? And that time Doctor Light used magic to kill you? And the time Doomsday killed you?
No?
Nothing?
It's Superman and wonder woman
No offense but why do wonder woman is giving that riss face to superman in the thumbnail .
Like chill out bro we know you have things going on in another universe 😂😂
0:14 Supperman is now canon
1:46
5:45
BRUCE, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS AND YOU STILL OWE ME $16
1:52 Goku face
"They didn't say which black hole, like they're all the same." Damn, Supes, your extraterrestrial privilege is showing.
thumb nail was very sus
Batman is simple despite how hard he played Chinese checkers on a chess board simple things make him happy
Why dat thumbnail look like wonderwoman is thirsty as hell
he has super everything
"Super ventriloquism." I hope he is joking. Which do you think is more likely: Kryptonians exposed to a yellow sun actually gain the power to throw their voice because that totally groups with speed, strength, toughness and flying, or that some day when Superman meets Lois and she yells to the next room "Clark, come say hi to Superman!" because she just saw him go there, Superman uses his super intelligence to come up with a plan, uses his X-ray vision to read books on magic tricks in a library few blocks away for instructions, uses his intellect and super speed to learn ventriloquism in microseconds and then uses his new skill to answer "sorry Lois, but I kinda can't leave the toilet just now" to excuse himself?
Sure, Superman has had weirdest abilities claiming to be superpowers like kissing, but even for comics it makes more sense to just say he can use his smarts and speed to get super good at any skill as needed.
To be fair, it's not like heat vision or freezing breath groups with those either. Heck, the only reason flight feels like it's a natural pairing with speed, strength, and toughness is _because_ of Superman, and he didn't even originally have that. :P
@@Idran I usually just go with all Kryptonians being psionics like Martians. If you assume he has telekinesis then speed, flight, toughness and strength would be pure TK, heat vision is pyrokinesis and cold breath cryokinesis. That should just leave super hearing and X-ray vision as ESP, which would be grouped with telekinesis as another psionic ability.
His advanced brain being super intelligent and faster thinking is kind of a required ability to control all that while able to act normally.
Now the only weirdness would be how and why Kryptonian powers are linked to color of sunlight they are under instead of everyone just being able to use their psionics all the time... Maybe the Guardians figured they would be too OP and nerfed them like they did to Burning Martians.
@@AnalystPrime My point isn't that there isn't a possible in-universe explanation, my point is that heat vision and freezing breath are just as arbitrary of powers to group with the rest of his power set as super ventriloquism. We're just more used to them because they're flashier and cooler. :P
1:56 why she bitting her lip like that???
👀
🫦
Why do I feel like that’s a parody of Batman v Superman drawn of justice 4:29
Lmao womder women's face in the thumbnail mmm
Ayooo what's up with that thumbnail🤨
You’ve heard of ventriloquism but what about *super* ventriloquism?
Bad writing, Wonderwoman just tosses the Kryptonite away..... I mean wtf? I know this can kill you, i'll just throw this randomly to the side and we'll walk away. I mean WTF???
That guy literally just bought the kryptonite in the store they were in, so it was already publicly available where they were. wtf was Diana gonna do, Burn down the store? Kryptonite isn’t that rare
@@josephwilliams5292 Again, more bad writing. She could easily go in the store and get all of the K, and leave with it, throwing it into the sun, or doing something with it. I believe the Justice League would have a way of getting rid of all of it. Wasn't it gathered up and taken to a vault somewhere like the Fortress of Solitude, I remember something like that. But to leave it and just throw it to the side where anyone like Lex Luthor could just detect it and take it and use it, is not smart at any level. But she is Wonder Woman, she has the means of getting rid of it. How about throwing it into the sun? There is literally a thousand things she could have done. This is just bad writing.
@@TwippyTwilight why should she do that
@@josephwilliams5292 facepalm..to protect Superman a man she respects and is good friends of. I mean really, why wouldn't she do that?
@@TwippyTwilight Superman isn’t the only kryptonian. They talked about giving it to Bruce for his contingency plans, but if a Zod or someone shows up to this mall what are people supposed to do?
Yesh old woman took me to get my first pedicure and they gave me foot rash.
Which comic is this?
Super what???
Wouldn't he throw his voice into another continent?
Why ww biting her lip in the thumbnail 🤨
She’s enjoying a Pedicure.
I think you mean antics. You said antiques.
4:32 is that ash?
That was the most effeminate super”man” I’ve ever seen.
Was it Batman Day (3rd Sat in September) or Bruce Wayne's B-Day? Both Superman & Woman have B-Dates that are vague since SM was born on another planet in a different solar system and WW was born before the Gregorian calendar was made.
Jupiter. :)
What is that face Diana is making in the thumbnail