Superman’s Birthday Gift To Batman

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  • Опубликовано: 7 дек 2024

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  • @thatguyzero
    @thatguyzero  4 месяца назад +53

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  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 4 месяца назад +1372

    Superman writing where sacrificing his life is a victory but not finding a gift for his best friend is a failure, is peak writing.

    • @Cassiopea525
      @Cassiopea525 3 месяца назад +41

      It really is. He doesn’t see death as failure.

  • @channelgoingthroughdevelop1668
    @channelgoingthroughdevelop1668 4 месяца назад +1430

    The fact that they have to use industrial tools to give superman a pedicure is HILARIOUS

    • @garteroid8892
      @garteroid8892 4 месяца назад +71

      Them must be godly industrial tools

    • @jamesestrella5911
      @jamesestrella5911 4 месяца назад +17

      Can he modulate his powers? When affected by Kryptonite, his durability goes down to human level. Can’t he lower his protection manually?

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 4 месяца назад +34

      @@jamesestrella5911 He cannot. He is not Plutonian.
      Superman flies into the sun and blasts himself there to shave, essentially.

    • @kevinnosaurus793
      @kevinnosaurus793 3 месяца назад +26

      @@jamesestrella5911 he cannot neither other Kryptonian , not only their external physical resistance but also other resistance internally like getting drunk , hallucinating , having a cold by traditional means etc. Supergirl flew galaxies away to a planet with a red sun just to get drunk to celebrate her 21st birthday.

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 месяца назад +9

      @@kingol4801Most incarnations of Superman just requires a mirror to shave by reflecting his heat vision lasers off the mirror and accurately burning off his facial hair.

  • @indra_vrtrahan
    @indra_vrtrahan 4 месяца назад +520

    The part about "One could argue he thinks you and i are the same" was genius. Bruce sees both Clark and Dianne as immortals, Dianne sees both as men from a different time in man's world are have not lived that long, and Superman sees them both are humans, born of earth, not indestructible like him. Its such a simple yet such an elegant line.

    • @NJ-eo2oc
      @NJ-eo2oc 4 месяца назад +4

      What are you on? WW is lndestructible herself. she tanked the explosion of s star system.

    • @H240909
      @H240909 3 месяца назад +3

      @@NJ-eo2oc when was that? Because I’m going to guess it wasn’t anytime recently.

    • @damiennightmaresx7950
      @damiennightmaresx7950 3 месяца назад +9

      @@NJ-eo2oc ehhh she usually dies before sups or after cause she's the only one that wont you know explode at first anyway

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@NJ-eo2ocStill. They are both Earth born. While Supe is from an alien planet. So that stands as an example.😌

    • @daemonxblaze
      @daemonxblaze 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@damiennightmaresx7950 IIRC she's immune to most non-magical damage, but also gets regularly wrecked by mind control, lead pipes and "mcguffin alloy tipped" bullets.

  • @alovablehuman
    @alovablehuman 4 месяца назад +722

    The power of friendship is strong with these three 😊

    • @badreedinebedro
      @badreedinebedro 3 месяца назад +4

      @@willjohnboywonder woman in this comic looks really fine

  • @RiceCubeTech
    @RiceCubeTech 4 месяца назад +320

    The golden retriever friend, the normal friend, and the emo kid is their friend types 😂.

    • @Koin00
      @Koin00 3 месяца назад +1

      Lmao

    • @DucksDraw
      @DucksDraw 3 месяца назад +3

      This just reminded me of this old book series about these three as kids and I now I need to go read it
      Edit: found the the name superhero society study Hall of Justice, that’s the first book but the others bring in cyborg and flash and joker and Harley
      Omg thank you for reminding me about those books

    • @wasntwas
      @wasntwas 3 месяца назад +4

      Wonder Woman is not the normal friend, maybe here she is, but she is definitely the friend that always picks fights.

  • @Seven-Seas-of-Baba-O-Riley
    @Seven-Seas-of-Baba-O-Riley 3 месяца назад +116

    Imagine for your birthday, your best friends give you a picture of how much fun they had without you.

    • @BottleOfMilk5252
      @BottleOfMilk5252 3 месяца назад +10

      Lol, I'd probably be like, "Heyyyyy, you didn't buy me any food???" But still see the symbolism and internally cry about it 😂

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 3 месяца назад +19

      To be fair, would you really think Batman would have participated?

    • @SSingh-nr8qz
      @SSingh-nr8qz 3 месяца назад +5

      Oh you are one of THOSE types of friends that can't take joy of others without you there?

    • @omnipotent8773
      @omnipotent8773 2 месяца назад

      Weird shaming attempt. The gift was FOR BATMAN for his birthday. So why would they go out and not invite him for the outing if they said they wanted him to enjoy his birthday. It's not a random Facebook post of random fun. It's them saying they're doing something for you by having fun without you. Very different. ​@@SSingh-nr8qz

    • @wyawardclown
      @wyawardclown 2 месяца назад +2

      ​​@@SSingh-nr8qz okay, hold on, there's a big difference between your friends having fun without you and posting a photo of it, in like, a group chat or something, and having your friends give you a picture of them having fun together AS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. the first is like, "aw, glad they had a nice day

  • @TheInfiniteSheldon
    @TheInfiniteSheldon 4 месяца назад +323

    "Hear me out, Diana: it's a gun...nonononononononononono---it doesn't shoot anything! When you pull the trigger, it prevents a shooting somewhere in the universe. It's a fifth dimensional artifact, used by a crime prevention unit. With the proper attachment, it would prevent a specific target from carrying out a specific shooting. Without that scope...the effect is random. It could be like a stress toy. Or if he doesn't want to get comfortable pulling a trigger, he can build a machine to maintain it's maximum rate of semi-automatic fire in perpetuity."
    "Artifacts like this always have a drawback, Kal."
    "It does. To remind its user of the sanctity of non-violence, it takes the form of a gun that the user would never want to fire."
    "...The one that killed his parents. It is a fine gift, Kal, but not for his birthday."
    ---- LATER ----
    Batman: "You found a gun that prevents shootings and you didn't think to give it to The Flash? His connection to the Speed Force would allow it to have a faster rate of fire than I could ever hope to achieve. For my next birthday KICK CRIME."

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 месяца назад +31

      Superman and Wonderwoman: “It’s alright Bruce, there are a few of these things around. We’ll give one to Wally and Barry for their birthdays too.”

    • @robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnew
      @robozardexceptthisisthe3rdnew 3 месяца назад

      Breaking News: Guns don't work anymore.

    • @Exis247
      @Exis247 3 месяца назад +25

      Batman builds the machine, the Bat-Gun-Nullifier 10000
      Its just a very comfortable room with an unlimited supply of food water, and entertainment with reverse flash and the gun. Batman tells RF that every time he pulls the trigger of the gun it causes The Flash to have an itchy spot that wont be relieved from itching.

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Exis247 That’s called “torture”… and would eventually end in Flash tearing their skin off if it was used a million times, putting un-itchable itches all over his body.
      Probably resulting in death.

    • @Nelekmaar
      @Nelekmaar 3 месяца назад +18

      @@maximumdon7637 But that's just the thing though, he doesn't give RF the itchy Flash gun, he gives him the Anti-shooting gun, powered solely by RF's multiversal level of pettiness and an all you can eat buffet of equally cosmic proportions

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 3 месяца назад +119

    "Earthbucks" is such an underrated joke. They're already in the stars, so flipping it back to Earth is a good brand parody.

    • @wasntwas
      @wasntwas 3 месяца назад

      I didnt even get that at first, hillarious.

  • @DW9427
    @DW9427 3 месяца назад +44

    I find it absolutely sweet that Superman doesn't count his death as a failure but being unable to find a gift for his friend.

  • @forastero54321
    @forastero54321 3 месяца назад +61

    Giving Batman a genuine smile is the best gift you can ever give him. You also have to be some kind of god or goddess to perform such a feat.

  • @RaleighStansell
    @RaleighStansell 4 месяца назад +489

    Batman is so rich, he ignores a litteral diamond

    • @sleepyboi5804
      @sleepyboi5804 4 месяца назад +45

      "I still have lots of them here." Him probably 😂

    • @srinivasanbalaji4867
      @srinivasanbalaji4867 4 месяца назад +45

      hi was broke at that time

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 4 месяца назад

      That’s only like a $50,000 diamond.

    • @that1valentian769
      @that1valentian769 4 месяца назад +135

      It’s actually more meaningful than that. Batman is currently broke here and was gifted a supreme quality diamond made by Superman himself and instead of keeping it, he chooses to donate it it to help others. That’s very in character for him.

    • @forastero54321
      @forastero54321 3 месяца назад +3

      @@that1valentian769why was he broke?

  • @thedarkknight727
    @thedarkknight727 4 месяца назад +186

    I like that unlike Marvel, Aliens within the DC Universe, acknowledged that they themselves are essentially “Humans” from deferent planets, and view Humanity as rivals rather than “prey” as an excuse to invade Earth. Like most Alien Villains only come to Earth as a quick Cash and Grab operations, cause Earth would often have something those Aliens want. Like Darkseid that often comes to Earth, to bump heads with TJL to collect more fragments for his Anti-Life Equation. 😉

    • @garteroid8892
      @garteroid8892 4 месяца назад +28

      Earth is more akin to a tourist spot at this point, I wouldn't be surprised be if it's considered a fun vacation activity to watch earth's heroes fight off invasions.

    • @kevinnosaurus793
      @kevinnosaurus793 4 месяца назад +16

      There many reasons for that that I could think of Pre-JL/JSA because with JL around unless you're at least Mongul level of villain you'll get handled pretty quickly . 1. They don't want to mess with basically the police ( GL corps ) , 2. Earth have connections with the Old Gods (Themyscira , Atlantis , ) 3. MAGIC

  • @somerguy3527
    @somerguy3527 3 месяца назад +22

    There’s something that is so fun about watching superhero’s just get to be normal people who get to do normal people things

    • @Chad.Commenter
      @Chad.Commenter 2 месяца назад

      Because it's hard to relate to fighting space pirates, but easier to imagine shopping at the pool or getting fast food.

  • @kevinnosaurus793
    @kevinnosaurus793 4 месяца назад +49

    I really like the aspect of Superman/Supergirl mythos that across the stars and galaxies Clark and Kara are very well known figures not only because their origin but also also because their deeds and actions for the universe.

  • @primary2630
    @primary2630 4 месяца назад +97

    It's nice to see Supes and WW doing some mundane stuff lol. Really brings our their personalities. Can't believe Clark left Diana and flew home 😂

  • @tylergoodman3560
    @tylergoodman3560 4 месяца назад +81

    These three are the best friends. ❤🎉

  • @ashleyshanks6821
    @ashleyshanks6821 4 месяца назад +51

    This is the kind of content fans want

  • @sleepyboi5804
    @sleepyboi5804 4 месяца назад +37

    This is why Superman is the absolute best

    • @NJ-eo2oc
      @NJ-eo2oc 4 месяца назад +4

      So is WW. it was her idea

    • @Koin00
      @Koin00 3 месяца назад +3

      I love him

    • @Koin00
      @Koin00 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@NJ-eo2oc ww is ww.

  • @SpacemarineHelldiver
    @SpacemarineHelldiver 4 месяца назад +10

    These types of comics are the best, the original trio being friends and talking about stuff than acting evil and all vengeful, them being nice and having a good time is the best.

  • @Rafesco
    @Rafesco 4 месяца назад +62

    Hahaha Superman left wonder woman with a lost parking ticket? Hahaha

  • @camerongrondzki2716
    @camerongrondzki2716 3 месяца назад +6

    This is a perfect example of how all three of these characters SHOULD be written

  • @jacksondesorcy1851
    @jacksondesorcy1851 3 месяца назад +3

    The imagery of someone buying Kryptonite to kill Superman after seeing him in a space mall is fucking hilarious! 😂

  • @feywinterfox9630
    @feywinterfox9630 4 месяца назад +14

    I don't know I personally love these kind of moments where you see Super Heroes and to some level even the Villains just being normal with no crime to fight or craziness going on, just seeing what they do in their down time. To be fair I am a sucker for slice of life moments and ANY time you can see Batman with a "......." look lol!

  • @griffwilson5932
    @griffwilson5932 3 месяца назад +5

    Love the fact that they had to use a torch to do Superman’s nails.

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 месяца назад +1

      Nah, they’re using an industrial grade angle grinder. Those are sparks coming from his foot, not flames.

  • @Patrick-eh9cj
    @Patrick-eh9cj 3 месяца назад +5

    “Bruce, kryptonite is a very rare stone*

  • @markjae6716
    @markjae6716 4 месяца назад +14

    The pedicure of Supes was soooo funny.

  • @Assad880
    @Assad880 4 месяца назад +2

    The moments when Batman and other super heroes feel happy make you feel like you can endure an eternity of pain just after that for fun.

  • @doriankamanzi6874
    @doriankamanzi6874 3 месяца назад +2

    I love that theu have to use some high tech power tools to grind supermans nails personally, I think getting a photo with batman would of been better for him as much as he dosent show it he has fun with them

  • @troysakuranosuke2267
    @troysakuranosuke2267 3 месяца назад +5

    Wonder woman's face in the thumbnail 😂

  • @defecticon9000
    @defecticon9000 3 месяца назад +9

    1:46 "supperman" lol

    • @mcgriddlefor20dollar
      @mcgriddlefor20dollar 3 месяца назад

      5:45 she calls him supperman here too

    • @mcgriddlefor20dollar
      @mcgriddlefor20dollar 3 месяца назад +2

      figured out why, earlier in the comics they go to the space starbucks at the mall and they spell superman as supperman on his cup, to which diana questions, and superman says that being alien to his own powers after being raised on another planet, it wasnt until he was a teen he found out he had the power to "sup". diana asks "what's 'sup'?" and clark obviously says nothing much what's up with you

  • @maximumdon7637
    @maximumdon7637 3 месяца назад +4

    I find it funny that the store that was selling Kryptonite said they also accepted currency from Apokolips. Like, the planet that Darkseid rules?
    The biggest mall in the known universe accepts trade with DC’s Space Hitler? 😂

  • @Lulz1356
    @Lulz1356 4 месяца назад +39

    Thumbnail : Wonder woman was biting her lips LOL, she was "Super" turned on by Superman's ventriloquism.

    • @sebastianmoscoso9404
      @sebastianmoscoso9404 4 месяца назад +4

      Ayoo my mind before even starting the video is like "what? Did superman control batman's body to please wonder woman in bed?" 😭😭😭😭

  • @LordWinter-l7o
    @LordWinter-l7o 3 месяца назад +4

    When the hell did DC start drawing their characters like religious artwork from the dark ages? Wow...

  • @dwecktek
    @dwecktek 4 месяца назад +20

    This feels like supes and WW are on a date if anything

    • @alanrickett2537
      @alanrickett2537 4 месяца назад +1

      Superman is on a date wonder woman isn't, but maybe with Batman ??!?

  • @old_timey_prospector
    @old_timey_prospector 3 месяца назад +1

    Not Supes and Dubs getting mani-pedis while b-day shopping for Batsy. I love it.

  • @Funger-_-
    @Funger-_- 3 месяца назад +1

    Couldn't focus on anything in the video beside how breathtakingly gorgeous wonder woman is

  • @ngenge1309
    @ngenge1309 3 месяца назад +1

    5:53. lol superman doing the Batman pose

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 3 месяца назад +1

    that image of superman covered in cats makes me want to scream (with joy)

  • @blindmanzero3766
    @blindmanzero3766 3 месяца назад

    i love the friendship between them all

  • @deathbunny1718
    @deathbunny1718 2 месяца назад +1

    I like how they had the booster gold poster up , I haven't read batman in a while but I do remember hearing about some time travel birthday shenanigans.

  • @sangun123
    @sangun123 16 дней назад

    LMFAO i love clark just pretending to not see Mxypytlx

  • @plcdfa
    @plcdfa 2 месяца назад

    1:47 Supperman, the world's first late night snack themed superhero.

  • @notesmaker204
    @notesmaker204 3 месяца назад +2

    Something about this superman is weird. More smug and sassy. I never viewed him like that. Interesting.

  • @Captaincardboard99
    @Captaincardboard99 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro Wonder Woman’s face😂😂😂😂 1:56

  • @SSingh-nr8qz
    @SSingh-nr8qz 3 месяца назад +1

    Superman says he hasn't actually failed.
    Batman probably has a secret file on Superman and his failures and adding to the list how Supes couldn't find a Birthday Gift and gives credit to Wonder Woman.

  • @johnnynielsen3006
    @johnnynielsen3006 3 месяца назад +1

    Let's give Batman a cloaked bat suit sort of like the one used in Predator...
    Blending in with the darkness is exactly the fear level needed of an ''horror class'' crime fighter...
    Imagine Batman being invisible in a storeroom full of bad guys, while they get dropped one by one...

  • @blockhead9441
    @blockhead9441 3 месяца назад

    superman and wonder woman r so wholesome to batman

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 3 месяца назад

    a slight smirk is about all you can hope for from batman

  • @normanmai7865
    @normanmai7865 4 месяца назад +20

    Why does this video feel AI generated? Wonder Woman calls Superman "Supperman" and you confuse 'antics' with 'antiques.'

  • @WebbedManiac
    @WebbedManiac 4 месяца назад +9

    Okay, so this confirmed that Superman genuinely thinks Batman enjoys coming up with contingency plans for the League (or more specifically, him).

    • @zeeb2190
      @zeeb2190 3 месяца назад +1

      "it's enrichment for him"~clark.

  • @badreedinebedro
    @badreedinebedro 3 месяца назад +1

    i honestly know Batman won’t take the diamond because he’s not interested into these kinds of things

  • @justblue974
    @justblue974 4 месяца назад +2

    So wholesome

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 3 месяца назад

    Clark has a sense of humor. lol

  • @verified_JC_Denton
    @verified_JC_Denton 2 месяца назад

    1:48 Minor spelling mistake. "Supperman" protects the sanctity of family dinner time, while "SUPERman" protects the universe from threats.

  • @mainsink6385
    @mainsink6385 3 месяца назад

    This made me tear up😢!

  • @Outlier999
    @Outlier999 4 месяца назад +8

    Doomsday killed Superman but he killed Doomsday too. He didn't lose. Doomsday beat the heck out of Wonder Woman and she didn't even slow him down. She lost.

    • @NJ-eo2oc
      @NJ-eo2oc 4 месяца назад +2

      WW beat the Upside down man and Batman who laughs and both destroyed supes butt.

    • @josephwilliams5292
      @josephwilliams5292 3 месяца назад

      The important thing about bantering with a friend is that you constantly remind them of their failures and inadequacies, even if you share them and especially if they’re better at those things than you😌. WW was being a real homie with that line

  • @kelvin1.0
    @kelvin1.0 2 месяца назад

    Kryptonite has officially become the most available resources in the DCU

  • @maximumdon7637
    @maximumdon7637 3 месяца назад

    I like how Clark is considering Kryptonite even when he’s being currently being harmed by the stuff.
    Shows how selfless he actually is.
    Why not get Bruce a bunch of different things, including more Kryptonite?

  • @lucasklettl
    @lucasklettl 3 месяца назад

    i love that writing is still like this these days

  • @batofdestiny
    @batofdestiny 3 часа назад

    1:46 "Superman"

  • @super_carson
    @super_carson 4 месяца назад

    That Doomsday jab was unreal

  • @duvan-solis
    @duvan-solis 3 месяца назад

    This was more than anything, their date.

  • @cybo_vampire9145
    @cybo_vampire9145 3 месяца назад

    Batman will never say no to a diamond. He just won't keep it

  • @Mike-ul1xn
    @Mike-ul1xn 2 месяца назад

    thumbnail looks like they're doing weird stuff under the table

  • @dayingnightmare9777
    @dayingnightmare9777 4 месяца назад +6

    who is more powerfull between Superman (DCEU) or Hela (MCU)?

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 4 месяца назад +3

      I'm sure it's Superman but I don't know enough about Hela to really say. I'm sure it's Superman though.

    • @riverman6462
      @riverman6462 4 месяца назад

      ​@@primary2630It's always Superman

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 3 месяца назад

    There are only 2 woman that can make Batman smile ( in my head):
    😺 And WonderWoman

  • @ZehahahahaWororororo
    @ZehahahahaWororororo 4 месяца назад +1

    And 2 volumes after this Bruce looses everything

  • @mangashowdown9587
    @mangashowdown9587 4 месяца назад +4

    No offense but why do wonder woman is giving that riss face to superman in the thumbnail .
    Like chill out bro we know you have things going on in another universe 😂😂

  • @BillyKamp
    @BillyKamp 2 месяца назад

    Just to be that guy, Superman didn't die. Comics am I right

  • @duvan-solis
    @duvan-solis 3 месяца назад

    Hmm, the thumbnail had me intrigued.

  • @AssetMalik
    @AssetMalik 3 месяца назад

    BRUCE, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS AND YOU STILL OWE ME $16

  • @God-tempest
    @God-tempest 4 месяца назад +2

    It's Superman and wonder woman

  • @SSJ4Sora
    @SSJ4Sora 3 месяца назад

    I love this Superman is such a dork

  • @armandoheredia6819
    @armandoheredia6819 3 месяца назад

    Batman is simple despite how hard he played Chinese checkers on a chess board simple things make him happy

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 3 месяца назад

    Why dat thumbnail look like wonderwoman is thirsty as hell

  • @JessicaRodriguez-gi2cl
    @JessicaRodriguez-gi2cl 4 месяца назад +2

    Lmao womder women's face in the thumbnail mmm

  • @jacobplacencio989
    @jacobplacencio989 2 месяца назад

    Technically, since Superman also killed doomsday in that fight, that’s more of a draw than it is a loss

  • @MarceloSilva-kp7mc
    @MarceloSilva-kp7mc 3 месяца назад

    "I don't think i've ever lost before"
    What about the time WW slit your throat with her tiara? And that time she ripped your spine out with her hands? And that time Zunial killed you with kryptonite? And that time Doctor Light used magic to kill you? And the time Doomsday killed you?
    No?
    Nothing?

  • @Jigmie
    @Jigmie 3 месяца назад +1

    thumb nail was very sus

  • @cal_el
    @cal_el 3 месяца назад

    Yesh old woman took me to get my first pedicure and they gave me foot rash.

  • @CinJyxxe
    @CinJyxxe 3 месяца назад

    "They didn't say which black hole, like they're all the same." Damn, Supes, your extraterrestrial privilege is showing.

  • @PlangPlangers
    @PlangPlangers 3 месяца назад +1

    Ayooo what's up with that thumbnail🤨

  • @Eddierath
    @Eddierath 3 месяца назад

    Super what???
    Wouldn't he throw his voice into another continent?

  • @AnalystPrime
    @AnalystPrime 3 месяца назад

    "Super ventriloquism." I hope he is joking. Which do you think is more likely: Kryptonians exposed to a yellow sun actually gain the power to throw their voice because that totally groups with speed, strength, toughness and flying, or that some day when Superman meets Lois and she yells to the next room "Clark, come say hi to Superman!" because she just saw him go there, Superman uses his super intelligence to come up with a plan, uses his X-ray vision to read books on magic tricks in a library few blocks away for instructions, uses his intellect and super speed to learn ventriloquism in microseconds and then uses his new skill to answer "sorry Lois, but I kinda can't leave the toilet just now" to excuse himself?
    Sure, Superman has had weirdest abilities claiming to be superpowers like kissing, but even for comics it makes more sense to just say he can use his smarts and speed to get super good at any skill as needed.

    • @Idran
      @Idran 3 месяца назад

      To be fair, it's not like heat vision or freezing breath groups with those either. Heck, the only reason flight feels like it's a natural pairing with speed, strength, and toughness is _because_ of Superman, and he didn't even originally have that. :P

    • @AnalystPrime
      @AnalystPrime 3 месяца назад

      @@Idran I usually just go with all Kryptonians being psionics like Martians. If you assume he has telekinesis then speed, flight, toughness and strength would be pure TK, heat vision is pyrokinesis and cold breath cryokinesis. That should just leave super hearing and X-ray vision as ESP, which would be grouped with telekinesis as another psionic ability.
      His advanced brain being super intelligent and faster thinking is kind of a required ability to control all that while able to act normally.
      Now the only weirdness would be how and why Kryptonian powers are linked to color of sunlight they are under instead of everyone just being able to use their psionics all the time... Maybe the Guardians figured they would be too OP and nerfed them like they did to Burning Martians.

    • @Idran
      @Idran 3 месяца назад +1

      @@AnalystPrime My point isn't that there isn't a possible in-universe explanation, my point is that heat vision and freezing breath are just as arbitrary of powers to group with the rest of his power set as super ventriloquism. We're just more used to them because they're flashier and cooler. :P

  • @roansythen
    @roansythen 4 месяца назад +2

    1:51 Supperman? Who tf wrote this? So cringe

  • @wildfire_
    @wildfire_ 3 месяца назад

    You’ve heard of ventriloquism but what about *super* ventriloquism?

  • @MrOrmanley
    @MrOrmanley 3 месяца назад

    1:52 Goku face

  • @Jedi-Dell
    @Jedi-Dell 4 месяца назад +5

    0:14 Supperman is now canon

  • @issy785
    @issy785 3 месяца назад

    he has super everything

  • @RialVestro
    @RialVestro 3 месяца назад

    I think you mean antics. You said antiques.

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 3 месяца назад +1

    1:56 why she bitting her lip like that???
    👀
    🫦

  • @CatKun-2000
    @CatKun-2000 4 месяца назад +1

    Why do I feel like that’s a parody of Batman v Superman drawn of justice 4:29

  • @cal_el
    @cal_el 3 месяца назад

    Jupiter. :)

  • @youngdolph255
    @youngdolph255 3 месяца назад +1

    Why ww biting her lip in the thumbnail 🤨

  • @TwippyTwilight
    @TwippyTwilight 3 месяца назад +1

    Bad writing, Wonderwoman just tosses the Kryptonite away..... I mean wtf? I know this can kill you, i'll just throw this randomly to the side and we'll walk away. I mean WTF???

    • @josephwilliams5292
      @josephwilliams5292 3 месяца назад

      That guy literally just bought the kryptonite in the store they were in, so it was already publicly available where they were. wtf was Diana gonna do, Burn down the store? Kryptonite isn’t that rare

    • @TwippyTwilight
      @TwippyTwilight 3 месяца назад

      @@josephwilliams5292 Again, more bad writing. She could easily go in the store and get all of the K, and leave with it, throwing it into the sun, or doing something with it. I believe the Justice League would have a way of getting rid of all of it. Wasn't it gathered up and taken to a vault somewhere like the Fortress of Solitude, I remember something like that. But to leave it and just throw it to the side where anyone like Lex Luthor could just detect it and take it and use it, is not smart at any level. But she is Wonder Woman, she has the means of getting rid of it. How about throwing it into the sun? There is literally a thousand things she could have done. This is just bad writing.

    • @josephwilliams5292
      @josephwilliams5292 3 месяца назад

      @@TwippyTwilight why should she do that

    • @TwippyTwilight
      @TwippyTwilight 3 месяца назад

      @@josephwilliams5292 facepalm..to protect Superman a man she respects and is good friends of. I mean really, why wouldn't she do that?

    • @josephwilliams5292
      @josephwilliams5292 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TwippyTwilight Superman isn’t the only kryptonian. They talked about giving it to Bruce for his contingency plans, but if a Zod or someone shows up to this mall what are people supposed to do?

  • @worshipdogsandcats5451
    @worshipdogsandcats5451 2 месяца назад

    Which comic is this?

  • @AltimaNEO
    @AltimaNEO 3 месяца назад

    Antiques? Lol

  • @Necfreon
    @Necfreon 18 дней назад

    Ok what the fuck is up with booster gold I’ve only seen him twice here and justice league unlimited and he’s the ass end of jokes is this consistent with his character

  • @helixsol7171
    @helixsol7171 3 месяца назад

    What is that face Diana is making in the thumbnail