The 1001 Glitches of Fallout 76

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  • @JosephAndersonChannel
    @JosephAndersonChannel  5 лет назад +6305

    Contents
    are below. But I suggest watching it all the way through first. This is for reference later.
    The Beginning - 0:00
    Duplicating Camp - 1:57
    I Am The Robot King (I Can Do Anything) - 07:37
    Voice Chat Zombie - 12:09
    Naked Men - 14:59
    Flickering - 15:58
    (VATS Version - strobe warning) - 17:00
    No Need To Aim - 18:04
    Resisted Damage - 20:14
    Super Sledge Chronicles (The Vampire Diaries) - 26:14
    Death Acrobatic - 28:08
    Stuck in Geometry - 30:01
    Blink And Miss (Huh) - 31:46
    Invisible Entities - 33:32
    Vanishing Enemies - 36:02
    Sudden Death - 37:19
    Pop In Babies - 40:35
    But There Was No Response - 42:51
    Twas The Night Before Crashmas - 51:17
    Quest Busters - 55:01
    Plain Ol' Lag - 01:08:18
    Watoga Special Robots - 01:20:00
    Just Power Armor - 01:20:59
    Cargo Drop Hop - 01:24:29
    Damage Out of Nowhere - 01:27:55
    Floats N Stuff - 01:29:52
    Pop In Planet - 01:31:47
    Catch The Gun - 01:33:43
    Wrong Weapon - 01:34:21
    Exploded Gun Models - 01:37:13
    Two Heads Are Better Than One - 01:38:51
    Scorched Special - 01:39:27
    Doors - 01:42:21
    Fire - 01:44:05
    Rain - 01:46:02
    Turn Around Bright Eyes - 01:47:39
    Straaaaaange Shadows - 01:49:22
    Dancing NPCs - 01:52:42
    Scorchbeast Volleys - 01:54:08
    Suspended Projectile; Magic Grenade - 01:57:26
    Vanished When Dropped - 02:01:12
    Warping Enemies (Engage) - 02:02:04
    Pathfinding - 02:05:32
    The Paintings - 02:07:17
    One Punch Man (Super Sledge Fists) - 02:08:50
    Bethesda's Bug - 02:10:10
    Misc. Visual - 02:29:09
    Misc. Weird - 02:31:40
    Broken Rooms and Lighting - 02:39:46
    The 1,001st Glitch - 02:50:47

  • @scudman51
    @scudman51 5 лет назад +9120

    Light wood laminate
    Light Wood Laminate
    LIGHT WOOD *L* *A* *M* *I* *N* *A* *T* *E*

    • @mrclean923
      @mrclean923 5 лет назад +1144

      Fuck the bag!

    • @TheHulk1850
      @TheHulk1850 5 лет назад +704

      This was of course, Bethesda's fantasy.

    • @layercake2368
      @layercake2368 5 лет назад +650

      I got so mad, I SHAVED, everything off my face!

    • @brycekrispiez714
      @brycekrispiez714 5 лет назад +338

      The red army *gasp* he’s right fuck the bag

    • @matthewdunsby304
      @matthewdunsby304 5 лет назад +247

      @@mrclean923 light wood laminate
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  • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
    @yeeturmcbeetur8197 5 лет назад +8077

    Almost rendered.
    West Virginia.
    Shitty screen tear.
    No textures on the River.

  • @videltookthekids2946
    @videltookthekids2946 3 года назад +939

    “Offline mode, please make it”
    Bethesda: how about we do that, but it costs *money*

    • @cones914
      @cones914 2 года назад +52

      1 hour offline mode for 500 atoms.

    • @MrPink-cn5rr
      @MrPink-cn5rr 2 года назад +11

      Even if its free I wouldn't try it

    • @The-three-eyed-Prophet
      @The-three-eyed-Prophet 2 года назад +5

      yeah i whas extremly pissed about this i hope there will be a new fallout thats going back to fallout 3´s and 4´s roots...

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 2 года назад +9

      They implemented private servers at one point saying that people could play with only their friends... yeah, you had to pay, and the servers weren't even private.

    • @The-three-eyed-Prophet
      @The-three-eyed-Prophet 2 года назад +3

      @Dr. Despacito yeah thats basicly what i meant

  • @shrimplomein6509
    @shrimplomein6509 3 года назад +455

    I literally played this game for like 60 hours, enough to beat the game and get some cool weapons. I've experienced over 80% of the glitches in this video, and heard about the rest. Thats the worst part, they aren't occasional or isolated, every player experiences them all the time during every play session.

    • @chellejohnson9789
      @chellejohnson9789 2 года назад +18

      Not to mention how long it's been since this video came out

  • @nathesford9701
    @nathesford9701 5 лет назад +25893

    "My name is Joseph Anderson and I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours," sounds like you're introducing yourself at a support group.

  • @minecraftwithgadget1848
    @minecraftwithgadget1848 4 года назад +6297

    if you put this on to fall asleep to, you can astral project to todd howard and become his sleep paralysis demon for the night

    • @zemaculate
      @zemaculate 4 года назад +214

      Yea, it's cool, but you can't even scare him

    • @tonyvice6661616
      @tonyvice6661616 4 года назад +64

      Best comment of the decade

    • @demoman8714
      @demoman8714 4 года назад +234

      It just works

    • @frogpilledtoadcel773
      @frogpilledtoadcel773 4 года назад +193

      Is it normal that he asked me to buy another copy of Skyrim?

    • @zemaculate
      @zemaculate 4 года назад +131

      @@frogpilledtoadcel773 No. He asked me to buy 2 copies

  • @OrbitalSnapshots2455
    @OrbitalSnapshots2455 3 года назад +321

    1:46:09 that's not just rain, that's your character's tears dripping in the inside of the visor

  • @PorcuDuckSlug
    @PorcuDuckSlug 3 года назад +1795

    Can we all just appreciate how he actually warns people with epilepsy and remembers to say when it’s safe to come back? Fucking applause for that man. I’m not epileptic but it’s always bothered me how people say to “look away” and never say when it’s safe to look back

    • @Hot_Dog_God
      @Hot_Dog_God 3 года назад +27

      I was just the 76th like on this, I feel dirty

    • @MrPink-cn5rr
      @MrPink-cn5rr 2 года назад +5

      I think he said it too early because I still see the glitches

    • @fkcrewclips2852
      @fkcrewclips2852 2 года назад +11

      Dead meat the RUclipsr has a sound to look away and a sound to come back

    • @99splashing77
      @99splashing77 Год назад +4

      both unneeded if you have epilepsy stay off the internet

    • @panko6632
      @panko6632 Год назад +53

      @@99splashing77 That would be a major hinderence in the modern world for the epileptic

  • @akimbocarrots6005
    @akimbocarrots6005 5 лет назад +6879

    Really stretching for that 10 minute mark

  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming 5 лет назад +6653

    I'll try to forget it all.

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 5 лет назад +91

      Some men just want to watch the world burn, while other just want to document the catastrophe. Neither will ever forget, but only one will have nightmares of the event.

    • @probablynotmyname8521
      @probablynotmyname8521 5 лет назад +10

      Well bethesda forgot to finish the game so i dont think theyll care.

    • @m0n4rch911
      @m0n4rch911 5 лет назад +19

      Hey Hey People Ss....
      Woops wrong account.

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 5 лет назад +14

      play some obscure russian game again and you will.

    • @oof1070
      @oof1070 4 года назад +3

      I cant find your invisible bear video

  • @lightplan
    @lightplan 3 года назад +345

    So this is where CD Projekt Red took inspiration from when they were porting Cyberpunk 2077 over to last gen consoles

  • @Dampy.69
    @Dampy.69 Год назад +155

    It's been four years since this video was posted yet a lot of these bugs still exist in the game. It's crazy that FO76 is rated mostly positive on Steam with this many and frequent bugs.

    • @peacetohippies7549
      @peacetohippies7549 Год назад +36

      whales gonna whale.

    • @obsidiancrow450
      @obsidiancrow450 Год назад +21

      ngl i played while on acid and it was really fun just because i got to witness all of the bugs in their glory but when i came down i realized i was playing fo76 and i uninstalled and never played it again

    • @singed420snowinit9
      @singed420snowinit9 Год назад

      The vast majority of bugs were patched, the ones that do exist are rather minor and are not that frequent.
      It has positive reviews now because it's actually good.

    • @obsidiancrow450
      @obsidiancrow450 Год назад +32

      @@singed420snowinit9 "actually good" homie you cant fight more than 5 enemies at once without stuttering. even 2077 is fixed up to that point

    • @peterpumpkineater6979
      @peterpumpkineater6979 10 месяцев назад

      @@obsidiancrow450 nah man its actually fun now, i havent seen really any bugs lately and the new content makes it feel like an actual fallout game

  • @rumpustime5460
    @rumpustime5460 4 года назад +5875

    I don't care if we're actually living in simulation because at least I can be 100% confident that if we are, it wasn't made by Bethesda.

    • @Chkoupinator
      @Chkoupinator 4 года назад +116

      probably unreal engine 6 or 7

    • @naj4261
      @naj4261 3 года назад +337

      CJ LEX I mean, Real Life does have glitches. Do you wonder why always one sock of a pair disappears.

    • @rumpustime5460
      @rumpustime5460 3 года назад +337

      @@naj4261 At least if you were in Bethesda instead of losing that sock it's floating above your bed in the morning

    • @gabethedog6019
      @gabethedog6019 3 года назад +28

      Idk about it not being Bethesda, I see people that look see through at this house that wasn't occupied.

    • @unlisted9494
      @unlisted9494 3 года назад +13

      @@naj4261 only if you're a rookie. Big Dawgs buy 12 pairs of the same socks every 2-3 months. When they start to wear out, donate them and rinse/repeat

  • @donmaximus6021
    @donmaximus6021 5 лет назад +3872

    I think Tod Howard should write a 500 word apology to all the customers he lied to

    • @flintwildpants8710
      @flintwildpants8710 5 лет назад +167

      It hardly just works

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +52

      :'D he would have to do that for every game including Morrowind and further up

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 5 лет назад +160

      He should write an apology with 500 words *per* customer he lied to.

    • @pershingpower9397
      @pershingpower9397 5 лет назад +7

      Todd

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 4 года назад +22

      The original very naughty boy.

  • @readuth1488
    @readuth1488 3 года назад +418

    The crashes are Todd Howard preventing you from playing video games for an unhealthily extended period of time. Bless his soul.

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 2 года назад +2

      I think so too after a few hours mine crashes.

  • @michimatsch5862
    @michimatsch5862 3 года назад +114

    Jesus Christ the „blink and you‘ll miss it“ would fuck me up.
    I suffer from psychosis so....that would just make me believe I was having an episode.

  • @SunsetSullivan
    @SunsetSullivan 5 лет назад +3545

    This is basically a documentary at this point.

    • @CadenDoesGames
      @CadenDoesGames 5 лет назад +122

      I mean doesn't this serve the exact purpose of documenting the bugs he encountered. By definition it is a documentary

    • @MrBones-td6qn
      @MrBones-td6qn 5 лет назад +141

      When your game is such a flaming pile of shit that someone can make a 3 hour documentary of all the bugs/glitches and dev failures.

    • @iwillbecomeimmortalordietr8506
      @iwillbecomeimmortalordietr8506 5 лет назад +87

      @@MrBones-td6qn just think: he only played for 100 hours. This is the CONDENSED version. Holy shit Bethesda, you should be ashamed

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +28

      Industry Software professional here. If I would deliver something like *This*. Let's say In my line of work 3D animated environments/simulations are a big part.
      I would be thrown out on the curb... There are so many issues, that aren't just "bugs that happen" They are fundamental things that shouldn't be happening and anyone new in the Industry should know better. Like that duplication glitch. The simplest way to explain is that they, for some reason added the item which is just supposed to be an instance of an object , BACK to it's array ,IEnumerable. Instead of having saved in a different list of "items placed" or something like that, they just added another instance of the item. This is easier to demonstrate with the scope of Classes. Since there will be only *a copy* of a value passed. Not the real variable. Call by reference/call by value. Which is pretty basic and the only explanation I can think of, seeing this mess.

    • @yuhinnn
      @yuhinnn 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Bones this is not everything, there is WAAAY MORE

  • @Justin-Theobald
    @Justin-Theobald 4 года назад +2446

    When you have enough glitches to fill out the same run time as watching The lord of the rings.

    • @kaylaherrera4274
      @kaylaherrera4274 4 года назад +15

      Justin Theobald underated comment

    • @honkfather5452
      @honkfather5452 4 года назад +45

      Problem is at the time that wasn't all of them

    • @honkfather5452
      @honkfather5452 4 года назад +7

      @Insanity accurate

    • @darkhoodx6487
      @darkhoodx6487 4 года назад +3

      You could watch an entire Star Wars movie in the time of this video

    • @henrymarckisotto9025
      @henrymarckisotto9025 4 года назад +14

      @Insanity lmao they said "an entire movie" not the entire series. Also just the 3 trilogies together so no spin off movies like Rouge One you're looking at 20 hours for the main 9 movies

  • @kevins.3573
    @kevins.3573 4 месяца назад +11

    this is still one of my favorite movies to come back and watch start to finish

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ 3 месяца назад

      better than actual produced shows and movies

  • @infinitivez
    @infinitivez 3 года назад +343

    I know this is a year old, but I found it by accident and having played this game at launch, I AM SO HAPPY someone documented some of these hiccups. It brings back some horrible memories in a sort of fun way looking back.
    And I still say Todd Howard needs to be let go.

    • @cones914
      @cones914 2 года назад +9

      How will he do voice over for TES 6 if he's fired?

    • @zombiegun71
      @zombiegun71 2 года назад +18

      You think 1 man is the reason for all these glitches? There’s got to be many people over there that are part of the problem. Not saying he’s not part of the problem, but he’s not the whole issue.

    • @unfa00
      @unfa00 Год назад +4

      I think Tod gets way too much hate - he's probably just a puppet, reading what some higher-ups gave him, not being aware what the state of the game was, because everyone was afraid to break it to him. I don't think it's as simple as "Todd bad". He's a spokesman for the company, but is he the one making all the decisions? I doubt it.

    • @maxwellhesher1790
      @maxwellhesher1790 Год назад

      @@unfa00 Nah dude cmon we need to all disregard logic in favor of pinning Todd as the judge, jury, and executioner of Bethesda.

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад +2493

    My favorite glitch was one where the game just refused to add anything to my inventory when I picked it up, causing it to just cease existing. You name it, junk, weapons, ammo, food, it all dissolved in my hands. It was like God himself punishing me for the sin of greed.

    • @agenerikusername2802
      @agenerikusername2802 4 года назад +124

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong more like the sin of playing Fallout 76

    • @killerbug2201
      @killerbug2201 4 года назад +95

      The glitch I loved most was when the game crashed when I was on the loading screen because it saved me from playing the game.

    • @morganfaye3479
      @morganfaye3479 4 года назад +25

      It’s God Howard punishing you for playing the game.

    • @fullmetalswcc
      @fullmetalswcc 4 года назад +1

      That is not a glitch. That has to do with lag.

    • @jhosp89
      @jhosp89 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 4 года назад +2317

    If you ever encounter any of these glitches, just repeat to yourself
    "It just works....it just works....it just works...."
    Alternatively, saying "light wood laminate" over and over also works.

    • @fatalduchessdineondirt6629
      @fatalduchessdineondirt6629 4 года назад +265

      YEAH GUYS! FUCK THE BAG!
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    • @zacoman2225
      @zacoman2225 4 года назад +114

      @@fatalduchessdineondirt6629 Of course this was Bethesda's dream of what would happen.

    • @RandomGuy-fq4mb
      @RandomGuy-fq4mb 4 года назад +40

      SailingOnThePrairie It just works!

    • @rajtac-tts7015
      @rajtac-tts7015 4 года назад +61

      @@zacoman2225 what actually happened was more backlash

    • @zacoman2225
      @zacoman2225 4 года назад +59

      @@rajtac-tts7015 Even the media started piling on.

  • @smallandstressed2364
    @smallandstressed2364 3 года назад +66

    44:03 “he’s got a nice hat though” a man of good priorities I see

  • @ansekh7059
    @ansekh7059 2 года назад +154

    A small update: Many of the bugs are still there. Like enemies just standing around, falling through the map, problem with power armor, missing items and a few others. But it doesn't really interest me. Played it on Tuesday for the first time for 2-3 hours and was more than disappointed.I should have listened to this video. But the Atomic Shop is well stocked and gets new stuff regularly! So whoever has a few bucks there...

  • @handsomechill22
    @handsomechill22 5 лет назад +3299

    1001 glitches
    100 hours of gameplay
    10 glitches per hour
    But....16x THE DETAIL!!!
    ...

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +91

      He was kinda generous with numbering them. There are plenty more

    • @CapybaraEnthusiast882
      @CapybaraEnthusiast882 5 лет назад +114

      Lucas Yunusic 4x the size of fallout 4 but with 100% less content.

    • @Grimeaper
      @Grimeaper 5 лет назад +60

      I am curious as to what the fuck 16 times the detail even means. I work in environmental artistry ish and props and I still do not get that. 16k nope, 4k nope okay. More foliage maybe fuck if I know. Just a fancy word people toss around.

    • @lorisscianna7209
      @lorisscianna7209 5 лет назад +12

      Lucas Yunusic LANDSCAPE TECHNOLOGY

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger 5 лет назад +20

      @@Grimeaper devs: how do we make the world seem prettier?
      Father todd: g o d r a y

  • @ChimeraX0401
    @ChimeraX0401 4 года назад +3494

    So this is what 16x the details that todd was talking about....

    • @the_openers_of_eyes8
      @the_openers_of_eyes8 4 года назад +88

      he obviously pulled a bullshit promise out of his ass. Thats why you need scripts for this shit.

    • @thorlesko5105
      @thorlesko5105 3 года назад +56

      It just works

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 3 года назад +6

      Vayne Fox ha ha ha 😂🤭 not the 16x that we really wanted lol

    • @RyanJinxedCoffee
      @RyanJinxedCoffee 3 года назад +21

      Sixteen. Not two or three. *SIXTEEN*

    • @frisk7951
      @frisk7951 3 года назад +7

      It just works

  • @dragonballwhatifbro501
    @dragonballwhatifbro501 3 года назад +110

    i love that when mandalore and our boy joe start losing their minds over the launcher crash glitch, they just use the Todd Howard motto "it just works"

  • @TheMrVengeance
    @TheMrVengeance 2 года назад +136

    As I'm rewatching this, it once again strikes me how ridiculous this is. Before I switched majors I studied game-design and if I had turned in a project on 3D modelling or level design with seams and gaps all over the geometry I would've gotten a failing grade for that. And here's a "triple A" full-price product with geometry leakier than a colander. (Aside from the rest of the mess obv.)

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 5 лет назад +9263

    Shout-out to when I was genuinely excited for this game, and now feel I can't trust anything stamped with Fallout now

    • @SonicGraffitiArtistisAmazing
      @SonicGraffitiArtistisAmazing 5 лет назад +220

      Didn't expect to see you here RT

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 5 лет назад +324

      RTGame
      “Almost heaven...”

    • @GEMERALSHPHERD
      @GEMERALSHPHERD 5 лет назад +44

      Kept you waiting, huh?

    • @dominat0r3600
      @dominat0r3600 5 лет назад +103

      WEST VIRGINIA!!!@@DatsRandom
      *Entire city floods in background*

    • @Hy93Ri0n
      @Hy93Ri0n 5 лет назад +76

      i rememebr your vid on the beta. your smile and optimism, gone

  • @RP--no7wj
    @RP--no7wj 3 года назад +5449

    When your game has a DOCUMENTARY about its glitches, you’ve done something wrong.

    • @malcolmholmes2596
      @malcolmholmes2596 3 года назад +79

      Or something very... right

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 3 года назад +116

      A 3 hour documentary at that.

    • @thorlesko5105
      @thorlesko5105 3 года назад +6

      Do you sell frogs? And drugs?

    • @thorlesko5105
      @thorlesko5105 3 года назад +24

      As the wise Todd Howard once said it just work's

    • @weetdoog
      @weetdoog 3 года назад +1

      i was your 667th like hehe

  • @dk_3765
    @dk_3765 8 месяцев назад +15

    43:52 funny how this glitch is literally baked into bethesda games because this still happenes in starfield

    • @orektez
      @orektez 8 месяцев назад +6

      i've had that happen in oblivion once come to think of it, i also saw a video of one of the npc's turning stretchy in starfield, that's also a bug from oblivion.

  • @LoBytes
    @LoBytes 3 года назад +66

    One of these “bugs” is actually the animation for when you cripple the legs of enemies. They drop to the ground and struggle to move. I use to be a shotgun build and crippling enemies is the only way I could survive whitesprings in the beginning.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 3 года назад +12

      Do you remember where that not-a-bug was in the video?

  • @chrisw7188
    @chrisw7188 5 лет назад +2097

    >ive played F76 for 100 hrs
    i applaud you for your sacrifice

    • @Jefrings
      @Jefrings 5 лет назад +43

      Press F to pay respect...

    • @LahceneBelbachir
      @LahceneBelbachir 4 года назад +18

      F

    • @mismis3153
      @mismis3153 4 года назад +18

      He did it so we wouldn't have to

    • @TheGhostLegend001
      @TheGhostLegend001 4 года назад +22

      The hardest choices require the strongest wills...

    • @thomaskirkness-little5809
      @thomaskirkness-little5809 4 года назад +10

      The real sacrifice will be the player who earns a whopping 20 Atom Caps for playing 7,600 hours of the game. It's in the challenge list.

  • @Vonias
    @Vonias 5 лет назад +1929

    "The volume slider is lagging"
    I'm in tears holy crap that's just incredible

    • @JK-bg3wx
      @JK-bg3wx 5 лет назад +116

      @@eleven99 You were supposed to destroy them not join them

    • @KishinamiNoMae
      @KishinamiNoMae 5 лет назад +55

      @@JK-bg3wx bring balance to the environment! not drive it to freeze!

    • @atmbm5261
      @atmbm5261 5 лет назад +12

      This ... does put a smile on my face

    • @JK-bg3wx
      @JK-bg3wx 5 лет назад +17

      @@atmbm5261 Bethesda: Reality can be what ever I want

    • @karma_ramen
      @karma_ramen 4 года назад +13

      Sakkra101
      14:20

  • @zennim125
    @zennim125 2 года назад +147

    it is october of 2021, fallout 76 got a huge discount on steam and i decided to try it after all the patches and updates and so on
    i decided to come back to this video to double check because i was getting up on a lookout after the nuclear station (mohonga or something), along the way i got hit by something, i thought it was a stray bullet or something, game is still buggy and i didn't pay any mind, then i kept going up and in the lookout itself there was this antibear trashcan and i thought to myself "huh, i wonder if i will find an invisible bear like the video" (sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious), i saw some makeshift walls in the distance and i got my sniper and crotched to see if there was something there, and i saw i was marked as [danger]. I looked around and didn't see anything, and i walked back, a moment later i get damaged again, then again right after, and i stay put, and then i am knocked down. THE INVISIBLE BEAR WAS THERE and it chased me for a while before a logged out
    it SHOCKED me that almost all the bugs in this video are still on the game, the guns don't explode, but the invisible bear? yup, there it is
    the heads duplicating, things not aggroing, naked men, the blink and miss, vanishing enemies, wrong weapon, the quest lists overlapping over the ammo, food and water hud, cargo drop hop, just power armor and so on and so on (sniff).
    bethesda really never changes, it has been 2 years and a lot of updates and not half of it is fixed yet

    • @ruinedrx8
      @ruinedrx8 2 года назад +11

      I was very curious about the current state of the game and hoped they could somehow redeem it. What a shame.

    • @ChristopherCubbage
      @ChristopherCubbage 2 года назад +5

      This comment should be pinned!!!

    • @zeo4481
      @zeo4481 2 года назад +16

      I'm surprised you thought they would be patched.
      Bathesda doesn't care about quality. Only money.

    • @uberboomer8670
      @uberboomer8670 8 месяцев назад +2

      Bethesda. Bethesda never changes.

  • @fabe4youth
    @fabe4youth 3 года назад +65

    That first glitch had me dying 😂 I can’t imagine people walking through the streets and they freak out by seeing 64 chests as a tower

    • @stormeyedselkie
      @stormeyedselkie 2 года назад +6

      Imagine the large scale cookout you could have with that immense amount of cooking stations.

  • @Horrorfreak106
    @Horrorfreak106 4 года назад +3620

    Even when he talks about one glitch, there are like 5 little glitches within that one glitch lol

    • @superdixk0446
      @superdixk0446 3 года назад +3

      Relalg wka

    • @turretplayz8618
      @turretplayz8618 3 года назад +65

      glitch-ception

    • @heroicbreak2952
      @heroicbreak2952 3 года назад +85

      The 5005 glitches of Fallout 76

    • @Shalvus
      @Shalvus 3 года назад +33

      Well, that's the case of most glitches in games. One glitch is often caused or linked to other glitches so they can happen. For a glitch as big as Fallout 76 to happen, you need at least 1001 glitches.

    • @dookierubber3345
      @dookierubber3345 3 года назад +5

      That's how you know you made a quality product

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +6129

    I hate it when creators stretch out a video to that 10 minute mark for extra AD revenue

    • @_vallee_5190
      @_vallee_5190 5 лет назад +361

      Justin unrelated to the video step up your game else commenting algorithms will take you off your game.

    • @jarofpiss1408
      @jarofpiss1408 5 лет назад +134

      How many shurikens do you throw daily?

    • @n00bsstuff36
      @n00bsstuff36 5 лет назад +65

      @@_vallee_5190 Lol wut

    • @cocoroach_ok
      @cocoroach_ok 5 лет назад +103

      You clearly just went to video without any knowledge with this channel previous content
      I knew he's joking lol

    • @ImHeadlessGaming
      @ImHeadlessGaming 5 лет назад +29

      @@cocoroach_ok it probobly is a joke you know

  • @Murilo_Floriano
    @Murilo_Floriano 2 года назад +11

    No mather what video I put on to sleep, I always wake up with this video playing.

  • @mercyveritas1125
    @mercyveritas1125 Год назад +11

    Tfw 4 years later some of these bugs are still there

  • @cheesedainish8051
    @cheesedainish8051 5 лет назад +1499

    Joseph, my sweet boy. You have suffered for too long. Rest, my child.

    • @ALucienLachance
      @ALucienLachance 5 лет назад +44

      Rest well, this night. For tomorrow, you set sail for the kingdom...
      Of Daggerfall.
      *Thunder*

    • @basherblast
      @basherblast 5 лет назад +19

      Your profile picture makes this 5x more funny

    • @TheFreshestResh
      @TheFreshestResh 5 лет назад +16

      100 hours of 76, 50 hours of no mans sky... I have to respect this selfless soul showing us the depts of hell to keep us on the right path of quality.

    • @CommieApe
      @CommieApe 5 лет назад +4

      He suffered so we do not have to. Joe Anderson is our personal pizza lord and savior.

    • @linkhidalgogato
      @linkhidalgogato 5 лет назад

      @@TheFreshestResh he also finished darkest dungeons

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 4 года назад +3094

    A man played Fallout 76 for over a hundred hours, this is what happened to him.

    • @defconzero
      @defconzero 4 года назад +146

      A man played Fallout 76 for over one hundred hours, this is what happened to his sanity.

    • @breadbug6101
      @breadbug6101 4 года назад +70

      Chubby Emu much?

    • @Zawmbbeh
      @Zawmbbeh 3 года назад +123

      JA is a 20 year old gamer, *presenting* to the GameStop with a pitchfork.

    • @boyishmallard9404
      @boyishmallard9404 3 года назад +14

      @@Zawmbbeh epic gamer moment

    • @pistl5340
      @pistl5340 3 года назад +4

      These are his stories.

  • @iforgot8376
    @iforgot8376 2 года назад +20

    I kind of can't believe I watched a 3 hour long video over the course of a couple days about the many glitches in a game I have never and probably will never play. I don't regret a thing.

  • @jontobin5942
    @jontobin5942 3 года назад +42

    This game brought me a lot of joy...I never bought it but watching the train wreck from the sidelines has been extremely entertaining.

  • @Grif43
    @Grif43 4 года назад +2072

    "It's safe to look back at the screen now."
    No it isn't, I still see Fallout 76!

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 4 года назад +54

      Oh god its a terrible sight!

    • @user-mm5py7wz4l
      @user-mm5py7wz4l 4 года назад +7

      @@Leviathan56 indeed

    • @nightmarezer0507
      @nightmarezer0507 4 года назад +4

      It is actually a pretty good game now. if you haven't tried it you should.

    • @sock8211
      @sock8211 4 года назад +30

      @@nightmarezer0507 what matters is first expressions

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 года назад +30

      Interestingly enough, people somehow still defend this, while Bethesda fucked up again, like a week ago. :') pure display of absolute incompetence on Bethesda's part.

  • @EriugamGaming
    @EriugamGaming 5 лет назад +557

    More effort went into this video than the entire game

    • @EriniusRainCat
      @EriniusRainCat 5 лет назад +5

      to be fair they had to develop multiplayer for a dying engine but yeah

    • @skaared02
      @skaared02 5 лет назад +6

      @@EriniusRainCat Fuck off

    • @joysticksweat8109
      @joysticksweat8109 4 года назад +1

      @@skaared02 Fuck off

    • @yuhinnn
      @yuhinnn 4 года назад

      @EthanRainCat Fuck off

  • @thundy3348
    @thundy3348 3 года назад +19

    Thank you very much for the flashing light sensitivity warning AND the safe to look again notice. Much appreciated sir.

  • @ThaliaLemon
    @ThaliaLemon Год назад +11

    It's been four years and I am still seeing major glitches in this game.

  • @Mockle1
    @Mockle1 4 года назад +665

    "My name is Joseph Anderson and I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours" - I'm very sorry to hear that

  • @spanishcastlesinspace2899
    @spanishcastlesinspace2899 4 года назад +917

    "That was acceptable but I'm mostly just nitpicking"
    Video of robots clipping in and out of the world spawning out of thin air and lighting is freaking out while the player teleports back to the door he came out of

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 года назад +99

      *It just works*

    • @brokentoaster4231
      @brokentoaster4231 3 года назад +61

      I mean...acceptable to Bethesda's standards.

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 года назад +31

      @@brokentoaster4231 "Things aren't up to the usual Fallout standards."

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 3 года назад +2

      @@AppleOfThineEye *Nuka Rum flashback intensified*

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 года назад +5

      @@Ike_of_pyke Light wood laminate, light wood laminate, light wood laminate!

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 2 месяца назад +4

    when you cannot finish your sentence about one glitch because several more glitches have happened since that sentence has begun

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann 6 месяцев назад +9

    I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life.

  • @MsVector666
    @MsVector666 4 года назад +658

    When I saw raining inside I get the warm feeling, because rain under the roof is the holy tradition of every Bethesda game from Morrowind. I am glad that they stick to traditions.

    • @Deeplycloseted435
      @Deeplycloseted435 4 года назад +36

      Traditions of incompetence. People keep buying. I mean....we all known that if Elder Scrolls VI dropped tomorrow, it would sell 15 million copies.

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 3 года назад +18

      I think it'd be cool if in futures games there's a side quest that results in someone making it rain indoors.

    • @MsVector666
      @MsVector666 3 года назад +4

      @Lux Aeterna I know that man, I am just joking )

    • @sonyblank1487
      @sonyblank1487 2 года назад +1

      Nothing like jumping up Vivec's covered stairs and the rain still falls on the screen. FANTASTIC

  • @csmead209
    @csmead209 5 лет назад +1052

    The 'half-assed T Pose' is actually called an A Pose. It is a different default pose, useful for making animations. (T Pose is for modeling clothing.)

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 5 лет назад +80

      Daniel Graham He stopped at an ‘A’, when he could have been a ‘T’.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 лет назад +114

      @@MillywiggZ He french-fried when he should've pizza'd.

    • @Veriristi
      @Veriristi 5 лет назад +15

      Thanks nerd

    • @davidmeadows9639
      @davidmeadows9639 5 лет назад +3

      Okay? Still shouldn't happen after a game launches lmao

    • @davidmeadows9639
      @davidmeadows9639 5 лет назад +1

      At least not as often as it does (or used to, haven't played in months so idk if it's different) in 76

  • @thebiologist8662
    @thebiologist8662 3 года назад +40

    It's november 2020 and I can confirm that I've seen most of those bugs still in game.

  • @dalellll
    @dalellll 2 года назад +20

    Showing the wrong Level on the screen briefly (at 2:34:10 in the video) and also on the ID card in the loading screen (at 2:10:29) is probably the same glitch. They could both be calling the same variable, a variable that is supposed to update itself to whatever content is in the variable that stores your level, but for some reason it has not updated. The stupid thing is that this problem would not happen if it just called the variable that stores your level in the first place. It is almost as if during development they changed their mind about which variable is filled with your Level, and forgot to go back and change it everywhere that it appears. Feels like the kind of thing that would happen if they had to have a variable that reports your level on the server side and then a separate one on your local machine. I bet the variable that's filled in with you being at Level 1 is the one the game would be using if this was a single-player game, and someone said "hey wait, this is an MMO, if we do it that way then they could hack the game on their side and cheat too easily," and so they changed to use a different variable that interacts with the game in a way that's more under the server's control, and then going back and changing it *everywhere* that it is called up to be displayed on screen was too low a priority on the things to clean up before launch. Almost as if it was an artifact of using a single-player engine to make an MMO instead of actually making a new game from scratch. I dont know why this specific thing jumped out at me.

  • @therealMrMisantroop
    @therealMrMisantroop 5 лет назад +3487

    The internet historian brought me here

  • @Timmytimmy123123
    @Timmytimmy123123 5 лет назад +651

    Dear lord... I thought it was just going to be direct clips from him playing with Mandalore... He actually explains the glitches as well?! Such a mad man!

    • @hysuka2
      @hysuka2 5 лет назад +32

      U L T I M A T E RUclipsr.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 5 лет назад +39

      The explanation made this so much better, if it was just a litany of clips or a music video or something, I'd have probably drifted off within five minutes.

    • @YoNicePaprika
      @YoNicePaprika 5 лет назад +4

      and he said the entire thing was UNSCRIPTED!!! mad man absolute legend

    • @AlekTrev006
      @AlekTrev006 5 лет назад +10

      I find Joseph's voice to be oddly....enjoyable to listen to. Like, a lot of American accent creators don't have that easy-listening flow that a British speaker or such has (at least to my fully American-accented ears, lol). But in Mr. Anderson's case...it's different. You could listen to him for...heck...nearly 3-hours, without it grating or being bothersome. In fact..that sounds like a great plan ! (hits Play on this video) :-)

  • @therealbingus5143
    @therealbingus5143 3 года назад +41

    "This is so sad. Despacito, play country road"

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 года назад +1

      Almost heaven, West Viginia~
      Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah Rivah-

  • @blahblahblahbloohblah
    @blahblahblahbloohblah 2 года назад +9

    Hitting the bacteria in the air with your vampiric super sledge is literally just a stand ability lmao

  • @Jromestrings
    @Jromestrings 5 лет назад +317

    "what's the new engine?
    "there isn't one"
    OH NO

  • @maxobyrne1474
    @maxobyrne1474 5 лет назад +1342

    3 hours, Joe? 3 hours? Oh gosh, I can’t tell if this is a dream or nightmare

    • @Mechamamdebad
      @Mechamamdebad 5 лет назад +61

      it's called
      *_P E R F E C T I O N_*

    • @tecnoconsumes2170
      @tecnoconsumes2170 5 лет назад +7

      This is the Ultimate Fallout 76 Glitches video

    • @siegpasta
      @siegpasta 5 лет назад +12

      this is why he is on another level than other RUclipsrs.

    • @levelwhat
      @levelwhat 5 лет назад +3

      when does a dream become a nightmare?

    • @TheNomnomnom0815
      @TheNomnomnom0815 5 лет назад +3

      But remember folks, long critique isn't deep critique!

  • @mistermonarch297
    @mistermonarch297 3 года назад +12

    This feels weirdly reminiscent of family/holiday photos being shared on a projector at a reunion for me

  • @Taitou25
    @Taitou25 Год назад +5

    1:27:40 Oh my god, the crate became a public event chest from Destiny. SEND THAT SHIT FLYING!

  • @WuCSquad
    @WuCSquad 5 лет назад +370

    Just gonna say I really appreciate the flickkering warning before and "It's safe to look again" after.

    • @filo5524
      @filo5524 5 лет назад +3

      while it didn't bother me personally. i'd say 1:54:21 deserved a warning too. I might be mistaken tho and it has nothing to do with really fast flickering

    • @RadTicTacs
      @RadTicTacs 5 лет назад +3

      The inclusion of that was very thoughtful

  • @kittyrules
    @kittyrules 5 лет назад +818

    This game has the polish of a Joseph Anderson liveStream

  • @yittmashups
    @yittmashups 2 года назад +7

    Man, I had hear a lot about the bugs in the game, but I was surprised to find one literally a couple minutes out of leaving the vault for the first time. I had a found a tiny scavenger's shack with a cooking station, and I tried to use it but my character somehow got stuck in position trying to use it between an immovable area it was cramped in, and eventually the animation gave up, and then I couldn't hit any button to interact with anything at all anymore! I had to reset to clear it. And this bug experience was just earlier this year. lol

  • @scottishboy112
    @scottishboy112 3 года назад +19

    I remember the sudden death glitch when I was playing this game ages ago... I feel as though at the time it was because the game is like ‘Oh, too many entities are spawned! (Usually because of whitesprings) Lets kill some off!’
    Afterwords it proceeds to kill some around the map... Including ones that are within your sight or even in an instance area indoors or something. I’ve had it where entire instances would just die off and when I checked, there was usually someone at the whitespring where most the entities were.
    Edit: Also fast forward from the time of this video and Lo and Behold, Bethesda monetised the private servers, one of the only things that would’ve made me play the game. I’m not paying more money to be able to actually play the game in a stable state that I already bought.

  • @eth5632
    @eth5632 4 года назад +2262

    Credit to him for actually saying when the flickering stops. Somehow every other RUclipsr who gives a warning for epilepsy never addresses it again.

    • @GreenFanBoy
      @GreenFanBoy 3 года назад +89

      Also they usually do it after it's flickering, unlike him

    • @lchrt4069
      @lchrt4069 3 года назад +47

      Surprise rave party.

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 3 года назад +89

      @@lchrt4069 surprise hospital visit

    • @aliceiscalling
      @aliceiscalling 2 года назад +44

      @@Ike_of_pyke Surprise God visit

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 года назад +77

      Yeah I don't even have epilepsy but I notice that. They just say "flashing lights warning" and then never say how long it lasts. Same with spoiler alerts. Like how far ahead do I have to skip or hold my ears? Otherwise the warning is a little useless.

  • @arthur6741
    @arthur6741 5 лет назад +542

    Fallout 76 is like the Fyre Festival of video games

    • @jackvankirk8552
      @jackvankirk8552 5 лет назад +37

      I had this exact thought when I was watching Internet Historian's video on it. Bethesda straight-up lied to consumers in the marketing. Todd unironically, not even exaggerating, deserves jail time for this.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 лет назад +2

      Or the Titanic of video games, though Sonic 06/Forces can be considered that too.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 5 лет назад

      @@funninoriginal6054 What the movie or the event? Cause the movie Titanic was pretty good, imo.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 лет назад

      @@Shadethewolfy
      The event i mean, the movie was good.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 5 лет назад

      @@funninoriginal6054 ahh alright, thanks for clarifying :D cause there are a few weird people who don't think Titanic was a good movie.

  • @Villain_in_Glasses
    @Villain_in_Glasses 3 года назад +31

    Curiously, one of those first bugs was a script error from the older games.
    I remember installing the 'Magic Duels' mod for Skyrim, a mod that somewhat replicated spells clashing akin to Harry Potter. The problem was that it seemingly annoyed another line of script that would turn your game into a ticking lock bomb, let me be clear, it didn't alter that particular script code as it was hard coded script but it somehow pissed it off. Once the mod had been installed that save would then invariably and at a totally unknown and random time lock you into a crafting station. No matter what you did at that point any station would be locked from then on. It was as though you basically had finite crafting station uses.
    A curious case of, reasons why you should upgrade your engine.

  • @ThaliaLemon
    @ThaliaLemon Год назад +8

    The stuff phasing in and out is still happening, and it's really distracting. They have some fog or something to obscure distant terrain renders but it flashes and its SUPER NOTICEABLE!

  • @corvuscallosum5079
    @corvuscallosum5079 4 года назад +471

    "My name is Joseph Anderson and I've played Fallout 76 for almost 100 hours."
    Weird flex but are you okay?

  • @shoopiesty805
    @shoopiesty805 4 года назад +463

    The best thing is how he would be showing a glitch, but would then encounter ANOTHER glitch while doing that

  • @LuxMachaera
    @LuxMachaera Год назад +13

    These aren't bugs, it's just a Lovecraftian world you get to explore. Every time something wonky happens the old gods have their eyes on you.

  • @dercarrot991
    @dercarrot991 3 года назад +16

    I love how this game is so glitchy that the glitches glitch with glitches happening elsewhere

  • @TF_Tony
    @TF_Tony 5 лет назад +746

    Never in my worst dreams would I have assumed it was this bad. No amount of people stating they can't go 2 minutes without encountering a bug is as enlightening as a video just outright showing you the immense variety of glitches in great detail.

    • @MihaiCornean
      @MihaiCornean 5 лет назад +42

      And yet the f76 subreddit is full of delusional people claiming this is the best game they have ever played. mind blown

    • @ink4852
      @ink4852 5 лет назад +20

      And there are people defending this saying that they've never encountered a single glitch in this game.

    • @Krogdalo
      @Krogdalo 5 лет назад +26

      @@ink4852 a lot of people still can't see the difference in an actual lag caused by internet/server issues and FPS slowdowns.
      Do not expect delusional people to know what a glitch is. There is a reason a lot of them are just outright happy with broken stuff. They don't know better and they refuse to learn.

    • @RavemastaJ
      @RavemastaJ 5 лет назад +4

      @@MihaiCornean
      They aren't delusional. They're paid to say that. These are million dollar games for a reason, and now you know where the money goes! PR = bots and paid liars

    • @G-DORA
      @G-DORA 5 лет назад +2

      ravemastaj do you also think that the moon landing was fake?

  • @wizardscrollstudio
    @wizardscrollstudio 5 лет назад +749

    This is what happens when you jump from 4 to 76 skipping 72 games.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +65

      At least they had the courtesy to include the "best of" of bugs from all existing Bethesda games in this game.

    • @Nick-hr2gk
      @Nick-hr2gk 4 года назад +16

      Nice job copying RTgame's comment bruh

    • @d3m0n4dayz
      @d3m0n4dayz 4 года назад +2

      @@Nick-hr2gk didn't see the comment he copied :)

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 4 года назад +1

      @@Nick-hr2gk You can be original?

    • @bahrinadrian5072
      @bahrinadrian5072 4 года назад +1

      ...skipping 70 games. You're skipping 5 to 75, which is 70 games.

  • @niddi45
    @niddi45 Год назад +7

    The random staggers around 1:28:00 could possibly be due to the invisible bunnies they used to use to perform actions in the 'background' that they couldn't otherwise code for in game like the way the made a NPC wear a hat that was a Train car just for the transition to a cutscene where you're locked in first person, staring at a screen UPCLOSE of the train going through the subway tunnels with another NPC behind the screen doing the "narration" making Subway noises🤔
    But yeah...
    Those are some strong Invisabunnies 😬

  • @haruhirogrimgar6047
    @haruhirogrimgar6047 11 месяцев назад +5

    Joseph Anderson's "Twas The NIght Before Crashmas" written out:
    "Twas the night before christmas when all through Bethesda every developer was working, except for the testa's
    The coder's were typing their hands to the bone, in hopes that todd howard would soon let them go home
    While the testers were nestled all snug in their beds with visions of "Disconnected" seared in their heads
    Todd himself was busy flipping through internet polls, it'll all be forgotten he thought with the next Elder Scrolls
    When out on the lawn there arose such a shout "The devs" Todd cried "someone might let them out"
    Away to the window he flew like a flash meanwhile half of Fallout 76's servers just crashed
    Outside were some reindeer, a man, and a sleigh, Todd opened the door and he started to say
    "Around here we greet each other with our Skyrim receipts" but Santa Claus approached without a peep
    In front of todd he held up his bag and then let it drop, "Oh" said Todd "You want 500 atoms for the online shop?"
    More rapid than mole rats did the developers crowd at the door, what had Santa brought them, whats in store?
    Now Todd now Howard, Santa whistled and shouted "I've brought you a present" Todd just pouted
    "It's for you all" Santa said "I made sure that I brought it" "It'd be coal if I didn't think you would get someone to mod it"
    The devs whispered now as their thoughts began to fly, "what was the gift, what had santa brought them?"
    "Its a new engine" Santa roared, "and theres no need to pay us, the evles and I just want you to make a new Vegas"
    "Saying that name is banned here" the Devs let out a gasp, but santa just threw his head back and just laughed
    "Ho-ho, I'm joking. I know the engine is for Valenwood or Elswhyr or whatever you do."
    "Please for all of us retire your old engine and all of its quirks. "No" Todd said "It Just Works"
    "It Works?!" Santa shook his head "I've played 76 and it has more bugs than there are names on my list"
    The devs were already celebrating, oh they were merry, they cheared and shouted while tod was still wary
    A new engine meant christmas and Starfield were saved, unlocked FPS and FOV slider, what the players all craved.
    As Santa departed the devs pulled in his sack, their new engine was inside on drives all in a stack.
    What would they do first, what would they fix? Could there even be time to save Elder Scrolls 6.
    Then Todd cleared his throat, all eyes were on him, "The first thing you'll do is port over Skyrim."
    He did a dancce and clapped his hands twice "We'll release it again and charge full price!"
    Then Santa's bag came alive and lept on to Howard. The devs did nothing but watch as Todd was devoured
    The bag took him to a place where he was lost, without power, he felt like he played Fallout 76 for over an hour.
    Yet in that same darkness he heard a rumbe and a voice, Todd strained to hear as best he could as if he had a choice.
    Then the darkness faded, Todd could see there was a horse. The voice was so clear now where he was, "Oh of course"
    "you there, you're finally awake"

  • @TheDONing1
    @TheDONing1 4 года назад +359

    51:48 for those who want to listen to the poem again.

  • @LeBaconBuddy
    @LeBaconBuddy 4 года назад +1122

    It's was really funny to come back to this video after some time has passed, and the Wastelanders DLC just came out, and they only managed to fix a small handful of these bugs. Instead of 1001, there's now about 776.

    • @thisexistsoicancomment9098
      @thisexistsoicancomment9098 4 года назад +52

      If you really looked all the patched glitches are probably still there

    • @tirefirejones561
      @tirefirejones561 3 года назад +90

      The 776 makes it more immersive

    • @thorlesko5105
      @thorlesko5105 3 года назад +4

      He'll yea it does

    • @kazmark_gl8652
      @kazmark_gl8652 3 года назад +59

      what's worse is Bethesda won't let us mod this one so we can't just fix the damn game ourselves like the community usually does.

    • @thorlesko5105
      @thorlesko5105 3 года назад +10

      @@kazmark_gl8652 well as the mighty todd howard said it just works

  • @skbee3393
    @skbee3393 3 года назад +16

    This video is like a 10/10, it's fucking hilarious watching you explore these glitches and trying to not lose your shit constantly, keep up the good work.

  • @Rowan-ff7lk
    @Rowan-ff7lk 3 года назад +58

    Please make “The 2077 bugs of 2077” it may not be accurate, but it will be amazing to watch

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding 5 лет назад +621

    If you preordered this Fallout
    I feel bad for you son
    I got 99 glitches
    And I'm still not done
    - Todd Howard

    • @adistantonion2202
      @adistantonion2202 4 года назад +4

      Man perfectly sums up my words, Lovely person.

  • @hitandsunk
    @hitandsunk 5 лет назад +327

    Joseph Anderson: I have no idea what is causing this.
    Developers: We too.

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 5 лет назад +11

      Todd's ban-shotgun: BAN!!!!!!!

  • @laurafrakinroslin
    @laurafrakinroslin 3 года назад +15

    Joseph: I have played Fallout 76 for almost a hundred hours
    Me, who has almost 2000 hours in Fallout 4: that seems excessive

  • @dehydratedwater8099
    @dehydratedwater8099 3 года назад +13

    The “training” is actually so they can tell if you’re the main character.

  • @iainmaclean4872
    @iainmaclean4872 5 лет назад +363

    They aren't bugs, they're features to signify your character undergoing radiation poisoning.
    DUH
    (this comment was proudly sponsored by Todd Howard)

    • @John-gf8wk
      @John-gf8wk 5 лет назад +40

      (.5 atoms have been added to your account)

    • @sophiehatter3111
      @sophiehatter3111 5 лет назад +1

      welcome to the zone stalker cheeki breeki

    • @mashucha
      @mashucha 5 лет назад

      Iain MacLean 16 TIMES THE DETAIL

  • @8-bitfate651
    @8-bitfate651 5 лет назад +257

    “It just works”- Todd Howard

    • @ooochoa
      @ooochoa 5 лет назад +15

      Sweet little lies.

    • @The_HappyHollow
      @The_HappyHollow 5 лет назад +5

      "Sometimes it doesn't just work..."
      -proceeds to monumentally fuck up anyway

    • @cokeMONSTERps3
      @cokeMONSTERps3 5 лет назад +2

      @@The_HappyHollow Monumental foreshadowing.

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 5 лет назад +1

      Technically the game does work... at a really bare minimum level of working.

  • @dashingflash
    @dashingflash Год назад +4

    I fell asleep with autoplay on and woke up to this video 2 hours in. I've never even played Fallout 76, or watched a fallout video

  • @doju5505
    @doju5505 3 года назад +25

    Imagine having a glitch at random points in your game that could cause seizures. What a good company

  • @eggsbenedict3120
    @eggsbenedict3120 5 лет назад +185

    *You hear 1001 faints "It just works." 's in the distance*

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 4 года назад +8

      Little lies, stunning shows, it just wo-orks!

    • @erubanhrongaming5953
      @erubanhrongaming5953 4 года назад +6

      @@ExDee419 Overpriced open worlds, Earnings rise, just take my word

  • @sorcerermateo4048
    @sorcerermateo4048 5 лет назад +198

    I would love to see from the perspective of someone just playing normally seeing you and your robot army heading down the street

  • @unfa00
    @unfa00 Год назад +6

    As an indie game developer and an artist working in game dev, I think the theory of multiplayer being a very later decision forced onto the development team by the higher-ups makes a lot of sense.
    The thing with networking in games is that it's incredibly difficult to do right for real-time multiplayer. So when someone in a suit said "make the game into an MMO, how hard could it be?" If the dev team wasn't experienced with networking - and I can safely assume they weren't, being a fresh division of Bethesda - it wasn't equipped to say "no, that's going to take at least 2 years or reworking absolutely everything for multiplayer or the game will be a disaster".
    Then the suits asked their most experienced team about how long it'd take them and they said "6-7 months", and then the inexperienced team were given 10 months to do it because "that should be plenty of time". And they had no say in the matter, having no cred in the company and not wanting to put their jobs in jeopardy.
    They were given an impossible timeline to complete that and had to throw the entire game under the bus just to get *something* that is technically working as intended. And everyone then learned how hard it is to make a single-player game networked all of a sudden, especially a massively multiplayer one using and engine that hadn't had anything networked in it for 30+ years. I think all the different bugs that were left in F76 that aren't networking related, are the result of the dev team scrambling to get the game working in multiplayer mode at all, having no time to fix any other problems.
    I am immensely sorry for the team that was put in this position, given an impossible task and probably working late hours tirelessly for months, knowing very well that it's going to be a trainwreck.
    Then Todd Howard hyped it sky high, probably not being aware of how bad the game's state is, going off of a brief the suits gave him, and the game released in an unbelievably broken state, with all the hate of the internet falling on the poor dev team afterwards. This sucks.

  • @sammynoodle5196
    @sammynoodle5196 Месяц назад +4

    The amount of glitches that are still in the game to this day is insane and the ones where the enemies show up for a second me and my friends call the schizophrenic glitch coz it really makes you think

  • @gjD4NT3
    @gjD4NT3 5 лет назад +289

    >looks at video length
    *HEAVY BREATHE*

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 5 лет назад +4

      Grab the popcorn dude, one hell of a ride ahead.

  • @CitizenWarhorse
    @CitizenWarhorse 5 лет назад +163

    those ''blink and you'll miss it'' bugs would drive me up the walls and also that questlog is a giant eyesore.

    • @overwatch1774
      @overwatch1774 5 лет назад +9

      Those are the kind of glitches that make you question your sanity. "Did that really happen or was that just my imagination?"

    • @Maro-gp3vf
      @Maro-gp3vf 5 лет назад +9

      We expected an RPG with FPS elements and multiplayer with a new engine, instead we got a psychological horror game with RPGFPS elements and the Creation Engine.

  • @joehutchison3929
    @joehutchison3929 Год назад +6

    God isn't it so weird how the fans of fallout wanted a Co-Op fallout not a multiplayer fall out