Wank log was one from my neck of the woods. Just a spot in the woods with a comfortable log to sit, lean against or lay on. And the pro would leave a stash of mags in a zip lock bag inside it. Really got you close to nature.
My first reaction was also that it was ugly, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. Greyscale is too sterile and office like. Wooden tones could work. Silver looks too futuristic. Red could be a bit too intense on the eyes. Green...eh, I don't see it. Blue or violet hues look too childish.
Cumpod 1 was just what the startup called their employee bathroom. Originally they were a just a data analytics company. Cumpod 2 was a trashcan with holes in it. Their RnD team is godlike.
Nightmarish to me : podre ,in portuguese means rotten, while compadre a word which sounds close to this ,means a man who acts like a second father in relation to education to a child.
You really *don’t* wanna be caught off guard by the skeet disposal system. You’re gonna wanna be very much on guard for it. Last careless guy who was caught off guard by the skeet disposal system just let ‘er rip all over the interior. It was a *huge* mess.
Everyone has at least 3 friends who would do this, one to start the stupid conversation, another to elaborate on the stupid conversation and the last to finalize the stupid conversation. Never boring around them, gotta love them silly futs.
Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away Haven't changed, had much to say But man, I still think them cats are crazy They were askin' if you were around How you was, where you could be found I told 'em you were livin' downtown Drivin' all the old men crazy The boys are back in town
I saw your mom slumpt over exhausted from putting in sweat working 12 hours in these machines. She puts in hard work 7 days a week and says it's all about love ❤
@Unclenose nah people buy them and never use them it's like a running gag at this point if you don't like working out having a bike in your house will be relegated to a clothes rack .
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Bro a maker? Fr? You could have said inventor, creator, prop designer. “Oh im a maker” like that doesn’t make sense at all homie. You could be a FILM maker, but wtf is just a “maker”
@@Fotog maker encompasses all things you said tho, makers are engineers, inventors, prop makers, hobbyists, etc. it's just a general word for people who make things themselves.
-Paradise - jimmy buffet song You may be misconstruing the "tears in heaven" themed knock (one out) off brand but the postal blue kept getting confused by the elderly.
In 2009, I was laughed out of business school for my "Skeet Retreat" idea. It's 2024 and I'm opening 23 new "Nut Huts" across the country. Who's laughing now?
Literally actual dara shows looking at porn and engaging in this rots your brain worse than heroin. Im guessing there is a rare man that can masturbate without sensual images but not likely. @@superocker06
Real life experience bro. I worked at a lab after college.........dude if i wasn't married already it would have been like shooting fish in a barrel. They even had an employee "couch" in the loft in the back of the warehouse........lots of screwing.....lots.
"No further questions." That's brilliant. 😂 The Cumpadre lays all fears to rest...the dramatic repeated shots of the reveal, to the tune of "The boys are back in town". A true cheeseburger in Paradise.
1.(Thin Lizzy - Boys are Back in Town) 2. (The Four Seasons, Concerto in G Minor, Op. 8 No. 2, RV 315 "Summer": III. Presto) 3.(The Noveltones - Left Bank Two)
I've never seen any shorts from this channel before and the editing + music really led me to believe the first few seconds that this was a legit show with irl ideas and not a skit
The fog gradient is such a hilarious touch 😂
That ain't fog...it's residue 😂😂😂😅😅
...@@rsmith5495
its privacy
@@rsmith5495 bro... okay now im hooked
/j
Just enough so their face is still visible tho lmfao
From the creators of the Yanket...
💀💀💀 (HOW TF DO I HAVE 200 SMT LIKES ON THIS)
Nah 💀💀💀
And the jizzle. You can’t forget the jizzle
You're telling me, Peter Griffin made this
And the shank tank 🤣
It's called a " Jack Shack" in rural areas.
😂
Wank log was one from my neck of the woods. Just a spot in the woods with a comfortable log to sit, lean against or lay on. And the pro would leave a stash of mags in a zip lock bag inside it. Really got you close to nature.
@@dragonsword7370 I imagined all the bugs that would try getting on your... At first the cumlog sounded good, not anymore
Good enough for me
Dook hut
No fapping
I love how that one lady sounded more annoyed it was mustard yellow than the actual idea itself 💀💀
And the other older woman who's only concern it seems was how many people could use it at once 😂
My first reaction was also that it was ugly, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. Greyscale is too sterile and office like. Wooden tones could work. Silver looks too futuristic. Red could be a bit too intense on the eyes. Green...eh, I don't see it. Blue or violet hues look too childish.
She wanted the customers to leave satisfied so every minor detail needs to be addressed
@@MechMK1It cums in ketchup red as well.
I guess she would've preferred it colored "Mother of Pearl" :P
I love that there was a Cumpod 1 and 2 iteration before the final Cumpod 3 design.
Fr😂😂
Cumpod 1 was just what the startup called their employee bathroom. Originally they were a just a data analytics company.
Cumpod 2 was a trashcan with holes in it.
Their RnD team is godlike.
see also: C++ version 2.0; IBM's DB2; Ashton-Tate's dBASE II
They had a few kinks to rub out.
The boys are back in town. Perfect "CUMpanion" song. At first I thought it was for a lady to get down on her knees and use the glory hole feature 😅
That lady raising her hand was so bold with it😂😂
That’s because she is me! (I’m not the actual person I’m the spy)
Let me correct that: That 'lady' raising 'her' hand was so bold with it😂😂
I mean, she knows a lady has to relieve herself to 😂
@@The_spyTF2
Wtf
@@Wheezallnot funny
It's a jack in the box!!!😂😂😂
😂
A Wank In The Box is a better name tbh
@@NotActuallyCreativetoo British
@@NotActuallyCreative that is not actually a creative name.
@@NotActuallyCreative WE MAKIN IT OUT OF r/yourjokebutworse WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥
The part that gets me is the riff from."the boys are back in town"
simple but effective
The best part about this is someone had to physically make that model
When the "cumpodre" opened I really thaught, damn thats a great model. Who made it.
if someone ask me to build sth like that I'd even build it for free
1k LIKE
I'll buy two
"hey hun what are you working on ?" you can imagine their disappointment
Way too much effort was put into this. And I appreciate it.
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I died at "cumpodre"
gringos are now more knowledgeable in spanish
Lol the music speaks for itself “the boys are back in town!” 🎶
I died when I read this comment 😂😂😂
Nightmarish to me : podre ,in portuguese means rotten, while compadre a word which sounds close to this ,means a man who acts like a second father in relation to education to a child.
Hello
“Skeet disposal system” caught me off guard 😂
You really *don’t* wanna be caught off guard by the skeet disposal system.
You’re gonna wanna be very much on guard for it. Last careless guy who was caught off guard by the skeet disposal system just let ‘er rip all over the interior. It was a *huge* mess.
NYC did this a few years back, they didn't want to remove all the old phone booths, so they repurposed them.
What was it called
@@nameable-drawing4963 New Yank City
Source: I made it the f*ck up
Careful now, everything once joked about, the liberals will do seriously.
@@stephenvanbellinghen933 bro calm down
“What if someone else needs to use it?”
“RIGHT!”
🤣😂🤣
yo id use it with her 😂
No further questions. *wipes glasses*
Everyone has at least 3 friends who would do this, one to start the stupid conversation, another to elaborate on the stupid conversation and the last to finalize the stupid conversation. Never boring around them, gotta love them silly futs.
@@mynheer8374 DONE DEAL!!! Take my subscription
“once or twice per day” was the only thing that shocked me… i need help 😢
🤨📷
If you're under 60yo you need major help. A plant-based diet should help.
@@lightdark00 with that logic, meat makes you horny?
@@lightdark00think he/she/they/it meant it like "only once or twice."
@@dayinah oh noo, not again. you got me! I’ve never done it, and now you’ll probably tell the world.. oh noo
Who else watch this 9 times in a row the " Cumpadre" absolutely wild yet amazing
Its called a mastabatorium. They were big in the 90s. They even put payphones in em
Why?
That’s a phone booth😅
that's the joke@@jerryaldini4535
@@jerryaldini4535 that's the joke
What a great idea! Make those sexy phone calls at the same time
The music speaks for itself “the boys are back in town!”🎵🎶🔥
Thank you for the heads up. I was about to search for it.
And the Left Bank Two music known best from Littlebigplanet 🙏
Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed, had much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
I told 'em you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old men crazy
The boys are back in town
Yep
@@HowToRacist Yeeees. Thin Lizzy moment!
Transparent glass for that eye contact with the favorite coworker.
hahaha thanks chief
You made me laugh out loud!
Hey Susan how ya doing.. hnmmggnnngggg ahhh.... Today?
Ain’t no way
@@jonathanbrightwell272AYO...Stop 🤣
"No further questions" man got all he needed
Indeed...
This feels like an idea someone from the 1950s would make or predict in the future.
People from the 50s were smart
Idk sex was highly frowned upon in culture. "Relieving" yourself was basically blasphemous.
@@ho11owbone yet somehow id imagine someone would actually try to make that invention to do said "Relieveing"
@@phill6859 i dont think the era where smoking cigerettes was good for your health was a very smart idea lol
actual mad men episode
HR department now becomes a dystopian ghostown… no more harassment complaints 😂😂😂
There will still be plenty from the men who get harassed by the woman loo
I like how you get 1000 likes but no comments lemme fix that
@@Leviticus777-us4cg talk to me. What you scheming, big dog???
Its funny but it might solve the problem
@@bsuman37but probably wont
once or twice per workday? those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up!
If you didn't have a little "cumpadre" under your desk to pantslessly chug out at a moments notice, you weren't operating efficiently.
Hmm hmm……hmm hmm…..
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm hmm
@@andyrodriguez3823 RIGBY, GET BACK TO WORK
Is that a Depount reference
Wolf of wall street
That is one top tier comedy prop. The monty python boys would def build something like that for the flying circus
All the guys on shark tank SOLD!
INVEST!!!!!!!!!!
Very unhealthy guys, don't do it!
It then became the...Spank Tank
nah, ima do my own thing - cool spider guy@@alphauno6614
@@alphauno6614 Its a joke
“I guess I’ll use it too” had me rolling
In the whole cip I think she says she'll use the Pelton to masterbate and they all go "eww gross, at work?"
hol up
It was "to" not "too". She hadn't finished her sentence
she probably said "I guess I'll use it to go fck myself."
@@Chris_Cross It was too. subtitles aren't accurate.
100%, sustainable, nice. Going green while coming.
Bruce Banner relates.
*going white
Going green while coming white.
Compadre is honestly a genius name for the add on🤣💀
hahahah indeed i wonder who came up with it. it's awesome
I'm convinced the whole skit was based on it😂😂
"Ill just watch one more short for tonight"
The Short: Ladies and gentlemen, the cumpod 3
"Im sorry the fucking WHAT!? "
“No further questions” 💀
That had me too. Case closed
"No further questions" 🤣
Men, let's make this a reality. 💪🏽
abatblowwww
Yup
If woman has one equally, I join
At my old office they just used the secretary 😂
“💪” this arm is the product of the cumpod 3
I saw your mom slumpt over exhausted from putting in sweat working 12 hours in these machines.
She puts in hard work 7 days a week and says it's all about love ❤
That sneaky "guess ill use that" at the end 😂
Is "pelaton" a wordplay on something????
@Unclenose nah people buy them and never use them it's like a running gag at this point if you don't like working out having a bike in your house will be relegated to a clothes rack .
"i guess i'll use it too" THE POD OR THE PELLOTON? 😂😂😂
What's pelloton
@@Boo-se7wiI think it's a brand for that cycling in place workout machine. Or a threadmill brand. Too lazy to google and not famous in my country.
@@Boo-se7wia brand of cardio machines
@@Boo-se7wi😂😂😂😂
Peter is gonna love it😂
Nah, Peter is the man behind it
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Buddys in the side cart with his whole hog above the curtains 😂
😂😂
that would only happen to non-americans, don't worry
It's only a mock up. This display model is not to scale.
I don't know why but your comment is the best. Just dying right now.
Caution: may not be to scale
That lady who was down with it is a sister to our brotherhood.
“THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!” 😂
I love the woman who’s immediately on board 😆
The cumpodre isn't gender specific
“Skeet disposal system” 😂
Yes the sds
This will create more cumaraderie among the employees, especially the males.
Gotta give huge props to whatever maker built that model
Bro a maker? Fr? You could have said inventor, creator, prop designer. “Oh im a maker” like that doesn’t make sense at all homie. You could be a FILM maker, but wtf is just a “maker”
@@Fotoghe's probably a fan of adam savage he uses that word
@@Fotog maker encompasses all things you said tho, makers are engineers, inventors, prop makers, hobbyists, etc. it's just a general word for people who make things themselves.
in fairness, the person who built this gave THEM a huge prop
Looks like a popcorn machine or maybe a crane grabber. The puns write themselves...
Idk why but “Why does it have to be mustard yellow?” Had me rolling 😂
I wondered what Disney Execs did in other board rooms.
Plot Rhonda Santis downfall. I took the minutes off the meeting. I also chirped in about looking into his platform boots. LoL
Yah mean Warners
Everyone else : "a CuMpOd?!"
Me: THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Very unhealthy guys, don't do it!
@@alphauno6614 wdym alphauno6614
That's the tune that plays in the video. lol
@@Jimbogf yeah they were askin' if you were around
@@HowToRacistlike you was when you could be found..
that "I guess I'll use..." at the end got me good 🤣
You never know these days
“Cheeseburger in heaven” just raised my testosterone and my blood pressure
-Paradise - jimmy buffet song
You may be misconstruing the "tears in heaven" themed knock (one out) off brand but the postal blue kept getting confused by the elderly.
The little big planet music had me DEAD 😂
Dude I was like, hold ON I know that song
Just commented on that as well ahahahah
R.I.P LBP
Good to know someone people remember that masterpiece of a game, R.I.P. lbp 😢
In 2009, I was laughed out of business school for my "Skeet Retreat" idea. It's 2024 and I'm opening 23 new "Nut Huts" across the country. Who's laughing now?
Very unhealthy guys, don't do it!
Lemme guess ya take that train that rolls on the wack track to get there?
Coin operated?
@@alphauno6614wtf is unhealthy .-.
Literally actual dara shows looking at porn and engaging in this rots your brain worse than heroin. Im guessing there is a rare man that can masturbate without sensual images but not likely. @@superocker06
Nah fam, Activision Blizzard is crazy for this one 💀
Ehhhh I understood that reference
"That's obscene... but what if somebody else wants to use it" 😂😂😂😂😂
Then they can take a seat in the cumpadre.
At my old office they just used the secretary 🤣
WTF.. LMAO
Blizzard experience
Real life experience bro. I worked at a lab after college.........dude if i wasn't married already it would have been like shooting fish in a barrel. They even had an employee "couch" in the loft in the back of the warehouse........lots of screwing.....lots.
@@Banthisyoutube-zs6sx yup this shit happens whenever or wherever a group of people are in the same place for any amount of time lol
"No further questions."
That's brilliant. 😂 The Cumpadre lays all fears to rest...the dramatic repeated shots of the reveal, to the tune of "The boys are back in town". A true cheeseburger in Paradise.
The theme was cheeseburger in paradise. Best line haha
Ik rip Jimmy Buffet
I love the addition of "Left Bank Two - The Noveltones" in the background.
The LBP music was my favorite part of this 💀
I'm glad someone else made the connection😂
Same...
Left Bank Two fits real well
I was gonna comment this if i didn’t see anyone else say it😂
LBP?
That one lady that was on board😭😭😭
“I guess i’ll use it to”-Woman💀
😂😂😂😂
Omg
I don't know why your comment killed me.
Oh shit 😂
The "ketchup accents" guy's voice really put my mind at ease when considering purchasing the Cumpod III. I'm sure the board will agree.
My work paid extra for the hands free model, I highly recommend the "Angry Ex" setting. 👍
Wow that is good foreskin...I mean foresight.
1.(Thin Lizzy - Boys are Back in Town) 2. (The Four Seasons, Concerto in G Minor, Op. 8 No. 2, RV 315 "Summer": III. Presto) 3.(The Noveltones - Left Bank Two)
i recognized one of these from little big planet i think
@@slippy8813left bank two is from lbp
Thin Lizzy 👍 what's the other stuff?
Long live Phil n the Boys ❤
That "oh wow" sounded exactly like Owen Wilson 😂
Honestly this has gotta be the greatest creation I’ve ever seen
You guys did SUPERMAN DIRTY! 😮
If Superman did it in there, he would blow a hole straight through it.
Not really, did you see that thing? Man was packing!
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
I just wanna know how many takes this took before they could do this with a straight face 😂
This is going to live in my head rent free forever.
Skeet disposal system... hey, now all we need is a thermostat that only goes uo to 65f and the office will be ours once again!
I can't even read the 1st 3 words of your comment without cracking up. 😂😂😂
@@doubledip3181 same here!
The "oh wow" still gets me lmao
The Owen Wilson "Wow" at the beginning was the best part
Yeah he was already sold. 🤣
The best business idea yet so far!
I was having a really shitty day until I saw this. This is hilarious
This video is pure gold.
My man said “Oh wOw.” 😂
"The theme was Cheeseburger in Paradise" in an ad for a Cumpod-Cumpodre unit is lit 😅
LBP’s Left Bank Two got me like: 💃💃
Yesss
I GOT SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY IT...
I heard it and got punched in the face with Little Big Nostalgia.
I was looking for my little big planet brothers and sisters glad we still exist🎉
fuck yes youre my kind of person
Wait but there's no magazines or nothing to- ...oh I see, that's what the windows are for. Genius!
It's got more utility than a public toilet.
The little big planet music at the end was amazing
Song name is Left Bank Two
Song name at the start is "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy
This is incorrect, the song is actually Sandstorm by Darude.
Someone who doesn't know that song must be weird
It’s actually back in black by the back street boys
@@aaronmortimer1911 it's actually back in back by the back back back
Thin Lizzy must be the opposite of Lizzo
I've never seen any shorts from this channel before and the editing + music really led me to believe the first few seconds that this was a legit show with irl ideas and not a skit
Skeet disposal system lmaoooo this is a great skit
Omg I need one of these in my hometown!
Imagine how sticky it'll become in there
They said there is a skeet removal system.
"does it have to be mustard yellow"
Productivity when they install it in the office 📈📈📈
Wait there were 2 iterations before this? 💀
Well how else is meant to be so well designed
The wank yoyo, the pocket socket
You think they could make something so amazing first try?
Well. One was a subway car and the other was a bus....
Dont forget the prototype
"No further questions " is wild 😂
"I guess I'll use it" wait what
"What if someone else needs to use it?" "Right." She was so onboard ❤
investing in this rn.
That peloton joke is funnier than the rest of the bit lol
F peloton they tried to force Theo Von to remove an episode of his podcast
Whats a peloton
@@Boo-se7wi bike machine with some subscription service for working out
A greek company had made something like this. It was a private pod thing, but the idea is the same and it's meant for office spaces
Wasn't that at least intended for sleeping?
I love how the One lady was really into it. She was giving looks of like I want one
The left bank two music is gold
I feel like I’m gonna be cloned if I use that 💀
The fact that there was three iterations before the one we have now is crazy
If this is the #3, there were only 2 before it though... This is the 3rd iteration.
I like how it’s either to scale (like the jars) or sized up to fit a human and it’s not explained here
The little big planet music makes this like 10 times better 😂😂😂