Nick's Life of Crime

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @JStack
    @JStack 2 года назад +935

    I swear gang members can spot someone on the spectrum immediately and use that to their advantage lol

    • @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477
      @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477 2 года назад +1

      Facts I knew a blood and the guy was straight up an autist. Died in a robbery over shoes. I miss Corey.

    • @ciarannagle9502
      @ciarannagle9502 2 года назад +2

      Olof I’m p

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden Год назад +2

      'Oh shit, you're also dumb, poor and reinvented yourself to reflect all the bad aspects of rap music!? Let's be best friends.'

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Год назад +4

      lolll pro comment

    • @MrO8880
      @MrO8880 Год назад +7

      Nick was the original lil homicide

  • @ADunnMusic
    @ADunnMusic 3 года назад +1485

    I like how Nick says he was "implicated", implying he didn't actually rob a guy

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 3 года назад +272

      I like how Nick says he was "gimpligayted", implying he didn't actually slob a guy.

    • @saltinodavito2135
      @saltinodavito2135 3 года назад +256

      Nick: "I was implicated in a crime" Nick ten seconds later: "so I was like 'give me your money' and anyway..."

    • @dom-ru5cc
      @dom-ru5cc 3 года назад +55

      He says “implicated” as if this story actually happened

    • @cinemacynic980
      @cinemacynic980 3 года назад +18

      Implicated because he was accused but never charged or questioned.

    • @pikachuclasico2366
      @pikachuclasico2366 3 года назад +56

      Your Honor I said “give me your money….i guesss?” It was a question

  • @nealcomstock1958
    @nealcomstock1958 3 года назад +435

    “Yeah, he still had a car.”

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 3 года назад +27

      90% of male friendships start because of this

  • @freddiebillingsly1670
    @freddiebillingsly1670 3 года назад +497

    Truly a tortured artist

  • @peanutarbuckle2980
    @peanutarbuckle2980 3 года назад +609

    It was definitely Nick’s idea

  • @pab1381
    @pab1381 2 года назад +291

    The GTA footage has me laughing just as much as the story lol. Just running over police and pedestrians as they tell a story.

    • @wdxawwacawc6910
      @wdxawwacawc6910 2 года назад

      @Grimbo looks like GTA 5, I'm pretty sure there's a mod for first person view

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 2 года назад +10

      @@wdxawwacawc6910 Nah first person is a default option on PC and current gen consoles. It wasn't on the 360 or ps3 though.

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 2 года назад +4

      @R G professional what? And why would that be??

    • @scuzzlebutt913
      @scuzzlebutt913 2 года назад

      Dude, running people down in gta is our American pastime! Fuck baseball

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 года назад

      Living out the dream. Wouldn’t we all just like to roll around with C Town on the speakers committing acts of wanton violence. It would be very gay. I’m gay.

  • @thevibestation5174
    @thevibestation5174 2 года назад +227

    There used to be a gang in high school named the “ money boys “ none of them had money. And they would trade shoes within each other.

    • @TheSkullConference
      @TheSkullConference 2 года назад

      lmao "within each other" haha that sounds like they're constantly pulling and inserting shoes into each others' asses hahaha.
      I'm pretty sure you mean "amongst each other"
      🤣

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 2 года назад

      @@TheSkullConference no they were putting shoes in each other’s asses.

    • @flapjack6495
      @flapjack6495 Год назад +11

      none of them had money is so fucking funny

    • @samuelault4723
      @samuelault4723 Год назад +4

      There was a “gang” at a nearby highschool called the “young money Murray gang” and they’d rob kids that were going to buy lunch at the mall

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 Год назад +7

      You were in a fashion club

  • @crash11235
    @crash11235 3 года назад +174

    Perfect accompying GTA V gameplay for Nick's crime stories

  • @liamsweeney4754
    @liamsweeney4754 Год назад +19

    6:38 the way he says yeah seals it

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 3 года назад +728

    Crime is fun as shit until you get arrested, then it's a solid 2/10 experience

    • @comicscodeauthority3920
      @comicscodeauthority3920 3 года назад +5

      Yeah

    • @deeznahtz6680
      @deeznahtz6680 3 года назад +67

      Now that's when the real fun starts. I'm gay actor Michael Douglas

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 года назад +6

      I'd say -2/10 !!!

    • @brock3805
      @brock3805 2 года назад

      It’s not a 1/10 because you get to enjoy lots of gay sex in prison 👌🏼

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 года назад +2

      Jail was kinda funny.

  • @is64611
    @is64611 3 года назад +74

    This needs to be animated.

    • @mojojojo560
      @mojojojo560 3 года назад +11

      I’ll pay you $300 for that account name.

  • @flurry3074
    @flurry3074 3 года назад +62

    Nick, did you steal?
    .....Yyyeah?

  • @Meekmillan
    @Meekmillan 2 года назад +67

    So many times while drunk as a teenager id just straight up rob gas stations in the most obnoxious ways.
    Just walk in and shove 8 Red Bull’s into my joggers & jacket and snatch a case of waters on the way out as I stupidly shuffle to my friends car.
    Shotgun a beer between isles if it was a big enough store.
    And just shoveling shit into my pockets as I ask for a pack of obscure cigarettes away from the counter.
    Good times lol

    • @Meekmillan
      @Meekmillan 2 года назад +32

      Just kidding

    • @cg7551
      @cg7551 2 года назад +25

      Thats not robbing, thats shoplifting

    • @treyebillups8602
      @treyebillups8602 2 года назад +4

      based

    • @143jcm
      @143jcm Год назад

      boss

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 2 месяца назад

      That’s not “robbing gas stations” hotshot it’s just casual shop lifting

  • @SgtxAnus
    @SgtxAnus 2 года назад +30

    Nick’s old grocery store boss: “Look bareback tucking with half the employees in the back thats fine; you steal our goods your out of here.

  • @thecowardford
    @thecowardford 3 года назад +43

    Payday 2 thumbnail but GTA V gameplay. I feel robbed, pun fucking intended, Seagull.

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 года назад +22

      Lol sorry man the Payday gameplay ended up being way too distracting and chaotic but I still really liked the thumbnail

    • @thecowardford
      @thecowardford 3 года назад +8

      @@StevenSeagull it’s okay I forgive u ❤️

    • @mattsterh7740
      @mattsterh7740 2 года назад

      @@StevenSeagull too much high octane action

  • @h.p.lovecraftscat8439
    @h.p.lovecraftscat8439 3 года назад +42

    hell yeah, dude

  • @ApPillon
    @ApPillon 3 года назад +72

    The most criminal thing I ever did was to steal a packet of chips while my friend distracted the shopkeeper in daylight

    • @menomjoff9989
      @menomjoff9989 3 года назад +53

      The perfect heist

    • @ApPillon
      @ApPillon 3 года назад +19

      @@menomjoff9989 Thanks I'm really proud of it

    • @turgid4391
      @turgid4391 2 года назад +14

      My Turkish friend showed me a way to steal rotisserie chickens from the supermarket. It involved eating the chicken in the supermarket

  • @BonnieFluff
    @BonnieFluff 2 года назад +15

    Every great Nick story starts with "No, *Well...*"

  • @livelarge2452
    @livelarge2452 2 года назад +39

    This podcast is the perfect joke. A Greek, A Jew, And a white guy walk into a bar.

    • @vilentman111
      @vilentman111 2 года назад +20

      A bowling ball, a gnome and Groucho Marx

    • @richardnipples7574
      @richardnipples7574 2 года назад

      two fat guys and a femme

    • @ac8911
      @ac8911 Год назад +5

      Bartender says "get the fuck out of here"

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 Год назад

      ​@@ac8911they spend the rest of the night robbing kids who ask adults to buy beers from the local gas station

    • @poinendev2932
      @poinendev2932 11 месяцев назад

      "White"

  • @moodycxnt
    @moodycxnt 3 года назад +12

    I watched this for a minute without audio. Really enjoying this psychotic first player gameplay.

  • @burninsherman1037
    @burninsherman1037 3 года назад +176

    I'm with nick on stealing shit from work. They have something you need, take it. And always shit on the clock.

    • @sugmanuts6173
      @sugmanuts6173 3 года назад +9

      @BoulderBro999 why? Yeah corporate, fuck em. If I meet the owner before I'm hired, not cool.

    • @Oblio1942
      @Oblio1942 2 года назад +31

      I was taught from an early age as a butcher in a supermarket that you should "take em for all theyre worth"

    • @tezpokemonmaster
      @tezpokemonmaster 2 года назад +8

      I Work IT and if I get anything useful on company dollar that shit comes with me when I leave

    • @jonathanryan2915
      @jonathanryan2915 2 года назад +1

      No "good jobs" really pay enough so you gotta make up for it. If you can get away with it you should be stealing from them, especially corporate job

    • @Joseph-Aten
      @Joseph-Aten Год назад +1

      Used to rob Panera hard as fuck I was always getting bagels before the homeless

  • @jonquintana1
    @jonquintana1 3 года назад +61

    We have the confession. Turn yourself in. Nicholas Lesly Mullen.

  • @PatOnTheBack321
    @PatOnTheBack321 3 года назад +31

    Last time I was this early, I was straight.

  • @epicfilms90
    @epicfilms90 3 года назад +123

    Nick would actually be a terrifyingly good criminal.

    • @knurdyob
      @knurdyob 3 года назад +28

      now that I think about it any deadpan comedian could be a good criminal

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 2 года назад +55

      "uhh yes officer he was about 6ft tall, spoke in a thick chinese accent and was very gay"

    • @Dudebrotheguy
      @Dudebrotheguy Год назад

      @@callanc3925 4ft tall

    • @jameseglavin4
      @jameseglavin4 11 месяцев назад +1

      America would have no more vending machcines

  • @CartersRemasters
    @CartersRemasters Год назад +3

    Nick is clearly the best guy in that room.

  • @goldengod5915
    @goldengod5915 2 года назад +32

    This reminds me of a time five years ago when I was 19. I was chilling with some people, you know, real cultured intellectuals who liked to smoke cheap mid grade weed and get fucked up on Gabapenton and DXM. Well one day, they asked me if I’d be down to drive the two of them to a dude’s house because dude said he’d pay them back. I said yeah sure with no further questions. Well we pull up and they try and contact him. They called and texted and all that, but he doesn’t pick up. He ghosted us after supposedly telling them “yeah I have the money you can come to my house, it’s fine, here’s the address blah blah blah.”
    So I go up to the front door of this impressive, nice two story house, ring the doorbell, and this guy’s mom answers. The three of us explained what was going on, how her son gave us the okay to come through, but she said we were at the wrong place and not to come back. We left pretty quickly and I realized that we were the bad guys from anyone with power’s perspective. Three goons going to collect money lol

  • @sjtv6565
    @sjtv6565 3 года назад +12

    00:45
    Nice shot, damn

  • @MoronicIndvidual
    @MoronicIndvidual 3 года назад +61

    Someone needs to make a Payday 2 mod where Nick is a heister. It would be super gay

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 3 года назад +4

      lol make a postal 2 mod where Nick is the Dudr

    • @gwkiv1458
      @gwkiv1458 3 года назад +1

      What's a mod? Oh you mean hacking payday 2 to make nick a heister.

  • @noahmcdermott9580
    @noahmcdermott9580 3 года назад +29

    Uhh give me the money I guess?

  • @Retrostar619
    @Retrostar619 3 года назад +12

    "Well I mean we came all that way..."

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 3 года назад +37

    I committed armed robbery in 2016, was convicted and sentenced, finished my sentence and completed all my court ordered programs, ended up getting my Felony expunged after 18months - unfortunately the Strike is going to stay forever, if I get 2 more strikes I go to Prison for life.
    First crime ever (aside from shoplifting - never caught), and the DA wanted to give me 21 Years for my first "Deal", I ended up spending 9 months in jail, and doing 12 months of mental health court classes and 5 years of probation (shortened to 13 months due to good behavior and doing my entire program flawlessly without complaint).
    Moral(??): If you commit a crime, own up to it, take the consequences and finish the program with a smile, you are free.

    • @sugmanuts6173
      @sugmanuts6173 3 года назад +11

      You're never free in America guy get that straight

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 3 года назад +16

      9 months in jail for armed robbery is a little light.

    • @steeleronfire7030
      @steeleronfire7030 2 года назад +2

      You're also gay

    • @overtherenowaitthere
      @overtherenowaitthere 2 года назад +4

      9 months is nothing for armed robbery, you basically put yourself at step one and willing to to commit either assault with a deadly weapon or murder.
      That’s a lot longer than 9 months a

    • @drinkinouttacups2665
      @drinkinouttacups2665 2 года назад +2

      @dormie basne bold of you to pretend this dude has any humanity left

  • @ledgendsrus
    @ledgendsrus Год назад +2

    I fucking love that riff at the end, every time

  • @davidtriplett8105
    @davidtriplett8105 3 года назад +16

    It was me boys and I'm still banging Crip to this day

  • @txwhyxbeetsx4ever381
    @txwhyxbeetsx4ever381 3 года назад +14

    “Well that’s a crime”

  • @immortaltecneek
    @immortaltecneek 2 года назад +4

    Holy shit nick is my spirit animal

  • @whoishamilton
    @whoishamilton 2 года назад +5

    Come down episodes should shit with the gaming video game driving in the background. It’s too perfect

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 3 года назад +14

    I had the same steal as much as you can and do as little work as possible mentality.

    • @FugueSt4te
      @FugueSt4te 3 года назад +2

      Sam Hyde fan? hell yea dude

  • @FlaminggMoe
    @FlaminggMoe 2 года назад +3

    Nick's associate Antron the black Robot

  • @cianrussell12
    @cianrussell12 3 года назад +4

    Song at 7:05?

  • @mimir4965
    @mimir4965 3 года назад +80

    lmao dude is doing online snitching on himself, hell yeah dude dry snitching

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 3 года назад +55

      This is a podcast wherein the three hosts are REGULARLY snorting cocaine on-mic. Stav's weight is their only alibi.

  • @zooweemama911
    @zooweemama911 11 месяцев назад

    The more I drink, the more I understand Nick’s drinking hijinks.

  • @mx338
    @mx338 Год назад +5

    I mean everybody steals small stuff from their employer, because everybody kinda knows they are exploiting you as well, just don't be that super open about it.

  • @John-mf1sz
    @John-mf1sz Год назад +7

    Dude, there was one time I was an employee at a shit hole Sheetz (that I would actively ignore people stealing because why the hell would I care about that) and one day my brother comes in, steals a snickers bar and eats it in the bathroom. And unfortunately the manager was there and saw him on the cameras take it into the bathroom, was talking about calling the cops over it; so I had to go over to him, tell him to bring one up so I could pay for it so they wouldn’t call the cops on him.
    He does, and leaves without incident, and then my manager tells me that I should’ve been fired for doing that but because I’m a good worker she’ll let it slide.
    GTFO. I corrected a mistake and it made no difference.
    I made sure to steal as much as I possibly could from that trash heap as I could without getting busted until I got a better job.
    Who the hell actively cares about candy bars being stolen from some multi billion dollar corporation?
    I don’t think pouncing on some kid is going to make me an extra dollar an hour, so get the hell out of my face with that.

  • @zp8362
    @zp8362 2 года назад +4

    Anyone else wanna drink Ayahuasca and listen to that outro music?
    Also, I'm gay

  • @marcostowers704
    @marcostowers704 3 года назад +5

    Anybody know where I can find a clip or what episode Nick talks about story about the Mexican guy having sex at the back they mention at the end?

  • @J.K.Moerkved
    @J.K.Moerkved 3 года назад +5

    Where’d you get this footage of Nick on his way to work?

  • @sugmanuts6173
    @sugmanuts6173 3 года назад +4

    Glad I didn't grow up in a city. As shitty as I turned out in the countryside I would 100% be in prison or dead if I had to deal with this shit growing up.

    • @animuslite8809
      @animuslite8809 2 года назад +1

      It's also just Baltimore, its a total shithole dude

  • @stoneylonesome4062
    @stoneylonesome4062 3 года назад +2

    0:24 Citroën SM spotted

  • @theIMMUNICORN
    @theIMMUNICORN 2 года назад +2

    Super unrelated but is there a Song ID for the closing tune on this video ..?

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  2 года назад +2

      There’s a link in the description

  • @TheBaconBoris
    @TheBaconBoris 3 года назад +5

    we eating good ;)

  • @SYCZ
    @SYCZ Месяц назад

    Desert Breeze Krew. Sammy Baca the skateboarder was in it. Now I live next door to the guys grandparents. Least scariest group of people ever… my friends and I would call them Desert Breeze kids. I also knew Tommy Giorgione in high school. lol. Las Vegas.

  • @asheriko26
    @asheriko26 6 месяцев назад

    What is that beautiful instrumental at the end ? How can I get it ?

  • @jonathanryan2915
    @jonathanryan2915 2 года назад +2

    You should steal cuz fuck em..... What?🤣

  • @maxxriot37
    @maxxriot37 2 года назад +1

    What weight class is Teen Wolf?

  • @WKerrick
    @WKerrick 2 года назад +7

    as a new fan, nick sounds like a relative or something, this must be a super old episode because his voice sounds weird af 🤣

    • @mogilinov9126
      @mogilinov9126 2 года назад +4

      This was when he still had some life in him. If you hear an episode and Nick and Adam don't sound like they wanna die, that's pre-2018 eps.

  • @anysparecoochiemiss9408
    @anysparecoochiemiss9408 3 года назад +21

    Pretty gay how you recorded gameplay of crimes to fit the stories

  • @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477
    @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477 2 года назад +1

    We have a small Greek town here in Detroit. Of course, I’m gay, so I would know

  • @jamescarter548
    @jamescarter548 2 года назад +2

    Lol my school was 95% white so we had to create our own gangs my crew was Da Boyz or Mechanicsville Whites lol m dub for life

  • @Sourßiesel
    @Sourßiesel 3 года назад +9

    You need to increase mouse sensitivity bro

  • @fjduucudjdeididi287
    @fjduucudjdeididi287 2 года назад +15

    'Give me the money " means you are apart of that robbery like adding ' I guesse' at the end made you exempt. when ppl say'' this is not financial advice'' then proceed to give out financial advice feel bad for that dude. And what's worse is Nick wasn't even dope sick or anything just wanted to fuck someone up
    Dude def has PTSD. I wouldn't trust anyone after that that's gonna have long term affects. I hear stories of good people doing things they would normally never do because of addiction. But Nick is just like that regardless. I can't believe he called the dude he robbed someone with a coward. If robbing someone in broad day light and then lying straight to the dude about your involvement doesn't make you a coward what does. At least be like yea I did that because I'm scum.

    • @Southlakesown
      @Southlakesown 2 года назад +8

      He was calling his fellow robber a coward for ratting on him to the buff friend, but yeah the rest of your comment is still fair

    • @MTH3h3l0l
      @MTH3h3l0l Год назад +1

      It gets to a point where nick being a bad person isn't really funny anymore and just makes him a douche

    • @violenceisfun
      @violenceisfun 4 месяца назад

      @@MTH3h3l0l No, I think it's still very funny. The worst comedians are the ones with a very high moral sensitivity (both political extremes)

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 2 месяца назад

      Fr Nick is a lame lowlife. Isn’t it funny how someone will stop being a fan of someone over mean words or unpopular opinions. But an actual subhuman action like this, most of his fans don’t bat an eye.

  • @spikespiegel2246
    @spikespiegel2246 6 месяцев назад

    lol a minibat is nothing

  • @brendanevo4g
    @brendanevo4g 2 года назад +1

    6:30

  • @wrenboy2726
    @wrenboy2726 3 года назад +6

    Things you can’t unsee: In GTAV, the characters’ hands will move, but the steering wheel does not.

    • @paytonking4673
      @paytonking4673 3 года назад +11

      It sure looks like it’s moving

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 3 года назад +4

      ​@@paytonking4673I"m gay. On the PS3 version it didn't when the game came out to save on resources.. I see early on where it's moving now. Never noticed they updated it lol

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 3 года назад +2

      @@wrenboy2726 ps3 didn't have first person so it was an unnecessary detail

  • @bennolee348
    @bennolee348 2 года назад +1

    Nick "I have no idea what the fuck is going on" Mullen

  • @paytonking4673
    @paytonking4673 3 года назад +25

    I’m gay

  • @VashTheDamnFiend
    @VashTheDamnFiend 2 месяца назад +1

    How is this funny or cool? weird how someone can get cancelled for saying bad words but actual degenerate ACTIONS like being part of an armed robbery over $40, brushing it off as the guy getting “dinged up” with a baseball bat, and then continuing to hang out with the people. This is just a weirdo story.

  • @MTH3h3l0l
    @MTH3h3l0l Год назад +4

    There comes a point where nick being a bad person stopped being funny and just made him a douchebag

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 2 месяца назад

      Exactly this isn’t a funny or cool story no matter how many toothless tards he has cackling in the background

  • @TyPhenirW0LF
    @TyPhenirW0LF 3 года назад +4

    Pretty low.

  • @CoorDaLoor
    @CoorDaLoor 3 года назад +3

    When i worked at a grocery store they were super fuckin anal about it. like i stole a candybar once and they lost their shit. the worst part was that they were racist about it. and i'm not talkin about just for but like everyone.

  • @dudesr0ck
    @dudesr0ck Год назад +1

    Dudes rule

  • @License2Bust
    @License2Bust 3 года назад

    O sick, the same clip posted a week or two ago by clip channel #6953

  • @spacecowboy2001
    @spacecowboy2001 3 года назад +4

    what

  • @Avengerie
    @Avengerie 3 года назад +4

    Makes me wonder how many people are doing 25-to-life because of stupid shit like this.

    • @tecumseh7550
      @tecumseh7550 3 года назад

      what?

    • @rjmoney9
      @rjmoney9 2 года назад

      @@tecumseh7550 what are you confused about

  • @j.m.5744
    @j.m.5744 3 года назад +5

    Listen, real crime is not fun in any way. I have committed crimes and been to prison. Really none of it was fun, just sayin.

  • @gibbonsgomez4434
    @gibbonsgomez4434 3 года назад +1

    Gay

  • @johnjohnsonjohn
    @johnjohnsonjohn Год назад +1

    I love cum town videos in large part because there are rarely ads

  • @extremelyonline
    @extremelyonline Год назад +4

    “uhhhh well that’s a crime”