Living out the dream. Wouldn’t we all just like to roll around with C Town on the speakers committing acts of wanton violence. It would be very gay. I’m gay.
lmao "within each other" haha that sounds like they're constantly pulling and inserting shoes into each others' asses hahaha. I'm pretty sure you mean "amongst each other" 🤣
So many times while drunk as a teenager id just straight up rob gas stations in the most obnoxious ways. Just walk in and shove 8 Red Bull’s into my joggers & jacket and snatch a case of waters on the way out as I stupidly shuffle to my friends car. Shotgun a beer between isles if it was a big enough store. And just shoveling shit into my pockets as I ask for a pack of obscure cigarettes away from the counter. Good times lol
This reminds me of a time five years ago when I was 19. I was chilling with some people, you know, real cultured intellectuals who liked to smoke cheap mid grade weed and get fucked up on Gabapenton and DXM. Well one day, they asked me if I’d be down to drive the two of them to a dude’s house because dude said he’d pay them back. I said yeah sure with no further questions. Well we pull up and they try and contact him. They called and texted and all that, but he doesn’t pick up. He ghosted us after supposedly telling them “yeah I have the money you can come to my house, it’s fine, here’s the address blah blah blah.” So I go up to the front door of this impressive, nice two story house, ring the doorbell, and this guy’s mom answers. The three of us explained what was going on, how her son gave us the okay to come through, but she said we were at the wrong place and not to come back. We left pretty quickly and I realized that we were the bad guys from anyone with power’s perspective. Three goons going to collect money lol
I committed armed robbery in 2016, was convicted and sentenced, finished my sentence and completed all my court ordered programs, ended up getting my Felony expunged after 18months - unfortunately the Strike is going to stay forever, if I get 2 more strikes I go to Prison for life. First crime ever (aside from shoplifting - never caught), and the DA wanted to give me 21 Years for my first "Deal", I ended up spending 9 months in jail, and doing 12 months of mental health court classes and 5 years of probation (shortened to 13 months due to good behavior and doing my entire program flawlessly without complaint). Moral(??): If you commit a crime, own up to it, take the consequences and finish the program with a smile, you are free.
9 months is nothing for armed robbery, you basically put yourself at step one and willing to to commit either assault with a deadly weapon or murder. That’s a lot longer than 9 months a
I mean everybody steals small stuff from their employer, because everybody kinda knows they are exploiting you as well, just don't be that super open about it.
Dude, there was one time I was an employee at a shit hole Sheetz (that I would actively ignore people stealing because why the hell would I care about that) and one day my brother comes in, steals a snickers bar and eats it in the bathroom. And unfortunately the manager was there and saw him on the cameras take it into the bathroom, was talking about calling the cops over it; so I had to go over to him, tell him to bring one up so I could pay for it so they wouldn’t call the cops on him. He does, and leaves without incident, and then my manager tells me that I should’ve been fired for doing that but because I’m a good worker she’ll let it slide. GTFO. I corrected a mistake and it made no difference. I made sure to steal as much as I possibly could from that trash heap as I could without getting busted until I got a better job. Who the hell actively cares about candy bars being stolen from some multi billion dollar corporation? I don’t think pouncing on some kid is going to make me an extra dollar an hour, so get the hell out of my face with that.
Glad I didn't grow up in a city. As shitty as I turned out in the countryside I would 100% be in prison or dead if I had to deal with this shit growing up.
Desert Breeze Krew. Sammy Baca the skateboarder was in it. Now I live next door to the guys grandparents. Least scariest group of people ever… my friends and I would call them Desert Breeze kids. I also knew Tommy Giorgione in high school. lol. Las Vegas.
'Give me the money " means you are apart of that robbery like adding ' I guesse' at the end made you exempt. when ppl say'' this is not financial advice'' then proceed to give out financial advice feel bad for that dude. And what's worse is Nick wasn't even dope sick or anything just wanted to fuck someone up Dude def has PTSD. I wouldn't trust anyone after that that's gonna have long term affects. I hear stories of good people doing things they would normally never do because of addiction. But Nick is just like that regardless. I can't believe he called the dude he robbed someone with a coward. If robbing someone in broad day light and then lying straight to the dude about your involvement doesn't make you a coward what does. At least be like yea I did that because I'm scum.
Fr Nick is a lame lowlife. Isn’t it funny how someone will stop being a fan of someone over mean words or unpopular opinions. But an actual subhuman action like this, most of his fans don’t bat an eye.
@@paytonking4673I"m gay. On the PS3 version it didn't when the game came out to save on resources.. I see early on where it's moving now. Never noticed they updated it lol
How is this funny or cool? weird how someone can get cancelled for saying bad words but actual degenerate ACTIONS like being part of an armed robbery over $40, brushing it off as the guy getting “dinged up” with a baseball bat, and then continuing to hang out with the people. This is just a weirdo story.
When i worked at a grocery store they were super fuckin anal about it. like i stole a candybar once and they lost their shit. the worst part was that they were racist about it. and i'm not talkin about just for but like everyone.
I swear gang members can spot someone on the spectrum immediately and use that to their advantage lol
Facts I knew a blood and the guy was straight up an autist. Died in a robbery over shoes. I miss Corey.
Olof I’m p
'Oh shit, you're also dumb, poor and reinvented yourself to reflect all the bad aspects of rap music!? Let's be best friends.'
lolll pro comment
Nick was the original lil homicide
I like how Nick says he was "implicated", implying he didn't actually rob a guy
I like how Nick says he was "gimpligayted", implying he didn't actually slob a guy.
Nick: "I was implicated in a crime" Nick ten seconds later: "so I was like 'give me your money' and anyway..."
He says “implicated” as if this story actually happened
Implicated because he was accused but never charged or questioned.
Your Honor I said “give me your money….i guesss?” It was a question
“Yeah, he still had a car.”
90% of male friendships start because of this
Truly a tortured artist
hahaha best comment ever
An autistic philosopher
It was definitely Nick’s idea
could not agree more. 110% true
He undersold the injury and was the one to take the money
Based
The GTA footage has me laughing just as much as the story lol. Just running over police and pedestrians as they tell a story.
@Grimbo looks like GTA 5, I'm pretty sure there's a mod for first person view
@@wdxawwacawc6910 Nah first person is a default option on PC and current gen consoles. It wasn't on the 360 or ps3 though.
@R G professional what? And why would that be??
Dude, running people down in gta is our American pastime! Fuck baseball
Living out the dream. Wouldn’t we all just like to roll around with C Town on the speakers committing acts of wanton violence. It would be very gay. I’m gay.
There used to be a gang in high school named the “ money boys “ none of them had money. And they would trade shoes within each other.
lmao "within each other" haha that sounds like they're constantly pulling and inserting shoes into each others' asses hahaha.
I'm pretty sure you mean "amongst each other"
🤣
@@TheSkullConference no they were putting shoes in each other’s asses.
none of them had money is so fucking funny
There was a “gang” at a nearby highschool called the “young money Murray gang” and they’d rob kids that were going to buy lunch at the mall
You were in a fashion club
Perfect accompying GTA V gameplay for Nick's crime stories
6:38 the way he says yeah seals it
Crime is fun as shit until you get arrested, then it's a solid 2/10 experience
Yeah
Now that's when the real fun starts. I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
I'd say -2/10 !!!
It’s not a 1/10 because you get to enjoy lots of gay sex in prison 👌🏼
Jail was kinda funny.
This needs to be animated.
I’ll pay you $300 for that account name.
Nick, did you steal?
.....Yyyeah?
So many times while drunk as a teenager id just straight up rob gas stations in the most obnoxious ways.
Just walk in and shove 8 Red Bull’s into my joggers & jacket and snatch a case of waters on the way out as I stupidly shuffle to my friends car.
Shotgun a beer between isles if it was a big enough store.
And just shoveling shit into my pockets as I ask for a pack of obscure cigarettes away from the counter.
Good times lol
Just kidding
Thats not robbing, thats shoplifting
based
boss
That’s not “robbing gas stations” hotshot it’s just casual shop lifting
Nick’s old grocery store boss: “Look bareback tucking with half the employees in the back thats fine; you steal our goods your out of here.
Payday 2 thumbnail but GTA V gameplay. I feel robbed, pun fucking intended, Seagull.
Lol sorry man the Payday gameplay ended up being way too distracting and chaotic but I still really liked the thumbnail
@@StevenSeagull it’s okay I forgive u ❤️
@@StevenSeagull too much high octane action
hell yeah, dude
The most criminal thing I ever did was to steal a packet of chips while my friend distracted the shopkeeper in daylight
The perfect heist
@@menomjoff9989 Thanks I'm really proud of it
My Turkish friend showed me a way to steal rotisserie chickens from the supermarket. It involved eating the chicken in the supermarket
Every great Nick story starts with "No, *Well...*"
This podcast is the perfect joke. A Greek, A Jew, And a white guy walk into a bar.
A bowling ball, a gnome and Groucho Marx
two fat guys and a femme
Bartender says "get the fuck out of here"
@@ac8911they spend the rest of the night robbing kids who ask adults to buy beers from the local gas station
"White"
I watched this for a minute without audio. Really enjoying this psychotic first player gameplay.
I'm with nick on stealing shit from work. They have something you need, take it. And always shit on the clock.
@BoulderBro999 why? Yeah corporate, fuck em. If I meet the owner before I'm hired, not cool.
I was taught from an early age as a butcher in a supermarket that you should "take em for all theyre worth"
I Work IT and if I get anything useful on company dollar that shit comes with me when I leave
No "good jobs" really pay enough so you gotta make up for it. If you can get away with it you should be stealing from them, especially corporate job
Used to rob Panera hard as fuck I was always getting bagels before the homeless
We have the confession. Turn yourself in. Nicholas Lesly Mullen.
Last time I was this early, I was straight.
Nick would actually be a terrifyingly good criminal.
now that I think about it any deadpan comedian could be a good criminal
"uhh yes officer he was about 6ft tall, spoke in a thick chinese accent and was very gay"
@@callanc3925 4ft tall
America would have no more vending machcines
Nick is clearly the best guy in that room.
This reminds me of a time five years ago when I was 19. I was chilling with some people, you know, real cultured intellectuals who liked to smoke cheap mid grade weed and get fucked up on Gabapenton and DXM. Well one day, they asked me if I’d be down to drive the two of them to a dude’s house because dude said he’d pay them back. I said yeah sure with no further questions. Well we pull up and they try and contact him. They called and texted and all that, but he doesn’t pick up. He ghosted us after supposedly telling them “yeah I have the money you can come to my house, it’s fine, here’s the address blah blah blah.”
So I go up to the front door of this impressive, nice two story house, ring the doorbell, and this guy’s mom answers. The three of us explained what was going on, how her son gave us the okay to come through, but she said we were at the wrong place and not to come back. We left pretty quickly and I realized that we were the bad guys from anyone with power’s perspective. Three goons going to collect money lol
00:45
Nice shot, damn
Someone needs to make a Payday 2 mod where Nick is a heister. It would be super gay
lol make a postal 2 mod where Nick is the Dudr
What's a mod? Oh you mean hacking payday 2 to make nick a heister.
Uhh give me the money I guess?
"Well I mean we came all that way..."
I committed armed robbery in 2016, was convicted and sentenced, finished my sentence and completed all my court ordered programs, ended up getting my Felony expunged after 18months - unfortunately the Strike is going to stay forever, if I get 2 more strikes I go to Prison for life.
First crime ever (aside from shoplifting - never caught), and the DA wanted to give me 21 Years for my first "Deal", I ended up spending 9 months in jail, and doing 12 months of mental health court classes and 5 years of probation (shortened to 13 months due to good behavior and doing my entire program flawlessly without complaint).
Moral(??): If you commit a crime, own up to it, take the consequences and finish the program with a smile, you are free.
You're never free in America guy get that straight
9 months in jail for armed robbery is a little light.
You're also gay
9 months is nothing for armed robbery, you basically put yourself at step one and willing to to commit either assault with a deadly weapon or murder.
That’s a lot longer than 9 months a
@dormie basne bold of you to pretend this dude has any humanity left
I fucking love that riff at the end, every time
It was me boys and I'm still banging Crip to this day
“Well that’s a crime”
Holy shit nick is my spirit animal
Come down episodes should shit with the gaming video game driving in the background. It’s too perfect
I had the same steal as much as you can and do as little work as possible mentality.
Sam Hyde fan? hell yea dude
Nick's associate Antron the black Robot
Song at 7:05?
lmao dude is doing online snitching on himself, hell yeah dude dry snitching
This is a podcast wherein the three hosts are REGULARLY snorting cocaine on-mic. Stav's weight is their only alibi.
The more I drink, the more I understand Nick’s drinking hijinks.
I mean everybody steals small stuff from their employer, because everybody kinda knows they are exploiting you as well, just don't be that super open about it.
Dude, there was one time I was an employee at a shit hole Sheetz (that I would actively ignore people stealing because why the hell would I care about that) and one day my brother comes in, steals a snickers bar and eats it in the bathroom. And unfortunately the manager was there and saw him on the cameras take it into the bathroom, was talking about calling the cops over it; so I had to go over to him, tell him to bring one up so I could pay for it so they wouldn’t call the cops on him.
He does, and leaves without incident, and then my manager tells me that I should’ve been fired for doing that but because I’m a good worker she’ll let it slide.
GTFO. I corrected a mistake and it made no difference.
I made sure to steal as much as I possibly could from that trash heap as I could without getting busted until I got a better job.
Who the hell actively cares about candy bars being stolen from some multi billion dollar corporation?
I don’t think pouncing on some kid is going to make me an extra dollar an hour, so get the hell out of my face with that.
Anyone else wanna drink Ayahuasca and listen to that outro music?
Also, I'm gay
Anybody know where I can find a clip or what episode Nick talks about story about the Mexican guy having sex at the back they mention at the end?
Look up cum town bolivian pua
Where’d you get this footage of Nick on his way to work?
Glad I didn't grow up in a city. As shitty as I turned out in the countryside I would 100% be in prison or dead if I had to deal with this shit growing up.
It's also just Baltimore, its a total shithole dude
0:24 Citroën SM spotted
Super unrelated but is there a Song ID for the closing tune on this video ..?
There’s a link in the description
we eating good ;)
Desert Breeze Krew. Sammy Baca the skateboarder was in it. Now I live next door to the guys grandparents. Least scariest group of people ever… my friends and I would call them Desert Breeze kids. I also knew Tommy Giorgione in high school. lol. Las Vegas.
What is that beautiful instrumental at the end ? How can I get it ?
You should steal cuz fuck em..... What?🤣
What weight class is Teen Wolf?
as a new fan, nick sounds like a relative or something, this must be a super old episode because his voice sounds weird af 🤣
This was when he still had some life in him. If you hear an episode and Nick and Adam don't sound like they wanna die, that's pre-2018 eps.
Pretty gay how you recorded gameplay of crimes to fit the stories
We have a small Greek town here in Detroit. Of course, I’m gay, so I would know
Lol my school was 95% white so we had to create our own gangs my crew was Da Boyz or Mechanicsville Whites lol m dub for life
You need to increase mouse sensitivity bro
'Give me the money " means you are apart of that robbery like adding ' I guesse' at the end made you exempt. when ppl say'' this is not financial advice'' then proceed to give out financial advice feel bad for that dude. And what's worse is Nick wasn't even dope sick or anything just wanted to fuck someone up
Dude def has PTSD. I wouldn't trust anyone after that that's gonna have long term affects. I hear stories of good people doing things they would normally never do because of addiction. But Nick is just like that regardless. I can't believe he called the dude he robbed someone with a coward. If robbing someone in broad day light and then lying straight to the dude about your involvement doesn't make you a coward what does. At least be like yea I did that because I'm scum.
He was calling his fellow robber a coward for ratting on him to the buff friend, but yeah the rest of your comment is still fair
It gets to a point where nick being a bad person isn't really funny anymore and just makes him a douche
@@MTH3h3l0l No, I think it's still very funny. The worst comedians are the ones with a very high moral sensitivity (both political extremes)
Fr Nick is a lame lowlife. Isn’t it funny how someone will stop being a fan of someone over mean words or unpopular opinions. But an actual subhuman action like this, most of his fans don’t bat an eye.
lol a minibat is nothing
6:30
Things you can’t unsee: In GTAV, the characters’ hands will move, but the steering wheel does not.
It sure looks like it’s moving
@@paytonking4673I"m gay. On the PS3 version it didn't when the game came out to save on resources.. I see early on where it's moving now. Never noticed they updated it lol
@@wrenboy2726 ps3 didn't have first person so it was an unnecessary detail
Nick "I have no idea what the fuck is going on" Mullen
I’m gay
i am also gay
@@eudnen Maybe you two should be gay together?
same i'm gay here too
Gay
We all are
How is this funny or cool? weird how someone can get cancelled for saying bad words but actual degenerate ACTIONS like being part of an armed robbery over $40, brushing it off as the guy getting “dinged up” with a baseball bat, and then continuing to hang out with the people. This is just a weirdo story.
There comes a point where nick being a bad person stopped being funny and just made him a douchebag
Exactly this isn’t a funny or cool story no matter how many toothless tards he has cackling in the background
Pretty low.
When i worked at a grocery store they were super fuckin anal about it. like i stole a candybar once and they lost their shit. the worst part was that they were racist about it. and i'm not talkin about just for but like everyone.
Off with your hand
Dudes rule
O sick, the same clip posted a week or two ago by clip channel #6953
what
Makes me wonder how many people are doing 25-to-life because of stupid shit like this.
what?
@@tecumseh7550 what are you confused about
Listen, real crime is not fun in any way. I have committed crimes and been to prison. Really none of it was fun, just sayin.
you are a liar.
I have committed fun many times
Gay
I love cum town videos in large part because there are rarely ads
“uhhhh well that’s a crime”