@@KidCorporate That's actually funnier than the actual story, but I would never let my family know I'm gay. I almost swerved into oncoming traffic and hit an SUV with a family in it
That's the magic of CumTown: you'll listen to them describing different kinds of cured meats for 50 minutes straight, with a ten minute ad read, and the entire time they'll be doing one joke over and over and somehow it's the most entertaining thing you've ever heard because it's three people being one hundred percent completely genuine friends
@@sayno2lolzisback You really got to give Nick credit as a high stakes gambler because he gave Adam his own show even though he constantly killed the momentum of every bit on the pod.
@@JHanrahan Yeah I mean Adam is a good side-man but he absolutely should not be the show runner. I don’t understand why they didn’t just call it the The Nick Mullen Show lmfao
@@chaselaro1444 because Adam himself doesn't even understand the connection he's making he's just saying it to sound smart/funny and Nick and Stav realized it immediately and it brought the bit to a screeching halt. Adam does that alot. It's like in the Wallace and Gromit bit Adam pipes up about something completely unrelated and Nick pops in with the Wallace voice 'He's ruining the bit Gromit' There's another one I can't remember exactly which episoede/bit but Adam interuppts it to freak out over the ps5 being announced
Adam’s entire outlook on JBP is through the Chapo reading series I believe because they spent about 3/4ths of their video on one allegory JBP uses in one of his books on like a singular page that involves a lobster. Real heavyweights of the intellectual left we’re dealing with there.
The funniest part of this video is Adam acting like he’s had sex with a woman, which would be unacceptable, since we all know he’s gay and Dasha is simply his beard. Or, was his beard
Lmao, here we are years later and there are still like zero must have games on the PS5. Couldn’t even tell you what the hell is on the Xbox whatever series
Приколы
I remember cry laughing in my car on the way to work when this ep dropped. Nearly killed myself and a family of 4. Thanks boys
Similar story here
I like that your family is forced to listen to Cumtown. The fact that it nearly killed them is the icing on the cake.
I remember cry masturbating to this on my way to work when it came out
@@KidCorporate That's actually funnier than the actual story, but I would never let my family know I'm gay.
I almost swerved into oncoming traffic and hit an SUV with a family in it
Nice brother
Can’t believe Garfiel L’Zanya and incel Sebastian was all in one episode when another episode was 1 hour of arguing about how taxes work with Adam
What episode ?
Please, accept the mystery.
@@jr-h1895"do not give in to astonishment"
@@maddyloveslemonsPhatty 🅱️a🅱️🅱️y
That's the magic of CumTown: you'll listen to them describing different kinds of cured meats for 50 minutes straight, with a ten minute ad read, and the entire time they'll be doing one joke over and over and somehow it's the most entertaining thing you've ever heard because it's three people being one hundred percent completely genuine friends
Nick radiates “Chinese collaborator” energy without even trying.
rice president
他是美国人身体里的中欧人
@@dickheadrecs comedy gold
Guaranteed he would flip on us all as soon as the Chinese invade
Average leftist
the fact he's nigerian in this bit
“You’re gay if you use it” gets me bad every time
I love that they keep calling him a lobster
Wait… im gay
It’s the heart of the bit!
I've thought he was a fucking lobster for 30 years. Literally just found out he was a crab
@@tomjordan6092His name is Sebastian the CRAB people refer to him to the crab all the time did you think it was a title or some shit?😭💀
@@98Dreadboyseriously bro 🤦🏻♂️ 😂
my favorite part is Adam derailing the bit by talking about the PS5
He can't help himself.
I remember sitting on a train crying when Nick was doing the impressions
From a Jamaican Crab to a Nigerian Lobster 😂 The boys have done it again… Creating a masterpiece
I want this played on my funeral
I am holleringggg omg yes.
Adam telling the lobster/Jordan joke really bummed everyone out
We've all been there
@@sayno2lolzisback You really got to give Nick credit as a high stakes gambler because he gave Adam his own show even though he constantly killed the momentum of every bit on the pod.
@@Max25670didn’t work out though, TAFS is dead already lol
@@Max25670I thought you guys were being ironic with your shit talking 😂 guess not, guess you’re kinda just dickheads
@@JHanrahan Yeah I mean Adam is a good side-man but he absolutely should not be the show runner. I don’t understand why they didn’t just call it the The Nick Mullen Show lmfao
The ad read with the little "You're gay if you use it," that he slides in there lmfao
Went to see the live action with my girlfriend and I couldn't stop laughing at Sebastian cause of this bit.
Hell yeah dude
my wife was watching this last night i had to fight so hard to resist quoting this episode.
You mean boyfriend?
What's his name?
@@BananaPhoPhilly Stop it silly 💅
'Have you ever tried just talking a to a girl Sebastian?'
ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵉʰˢ ᶠᵃʰᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵍʰᵉʸ
I'm fucking dead.
how tf did you get that font?!
@@willyween6933called superscript
@willyween6933 *He will never tell us*
@@JohnDoe-qh5xg ᴵ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵛᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉʰ ᶦᵗˢ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ. ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᵒʳ :⁾
@@willyween6933 ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ, ᶜʰᵘᵈ
Flounder to Sebastian: “Don’t make me go to HR again” 💀
“Shat ap beeetch” 🤫
"We were just talking about Kwanzaa"
That line has me dying.
I like how this account just clips old CT bits and gets 4-5x the amount of views than any of the TAFS videos get
Tafs is good
This just in…funny CLIPS have better chance of being good compared to hour long videos. You are a genius sir how did ya figure that out??
@@TheGoonSquadd mfer has the attention span of a retarded 8 year old and he’s damn proud of it
@@TheGoonSquadd You misunderstood what he said. The official TAFS channel also uploads clips, they just don’t get as many views as this guy.
@@CumImGayand also they're gay
I discovered Nick and Adam like 2 weeks ago and I'm already back for my 4th viewing of this bit.
2:27 The fun starts here
When giants walked the earth
i rewatch this pretty often and adams jordan b peterson lobster joke is always a tough listen
why? i dont get it
@@chaselaro1444 because Adam himself doesn't even understand the connection he's making he's just saying it to sound smart/funny and Nick and Stav realized it immediately and it brought the bit to a screeching halt.
Adam does that alot. It's like in the Wallace and Gromit bit Adam pipes up about something completely unrelated and Nick pops in with the Wallace voice 'He's ruining the bit Gromit'
There's another one I can't remember exactly which episoede/bit but Adam interuppts it to freak out over the ps5 being announced
It's this bit at the end. He just mentioned PS5 and stav starts freaking out.
Bit @ 7:47
More like juden peterstein
Can’t wait for the new live action Incel Sebastian remake
On ice?
Holy shit! I thought I had watched every episode. I don’t remember Nick doing a Sling Blade impression but thanks for including it!
Brother
Roachdog Jr. would be proud.
@@roachdogg-ex some call it gay sex but I calls it dick slingin Mhmmm ye shouldn’t a done that, he’s just a boahpussy
Roach dog jr
Comrade!
I’m gay
No way me to
This will be played on the projector at my funeral viewing
Michael Douglas could help with this
Damn, I tried to eat soup and listen to this. There is soup everywhere
Nice one slambo
I tried to eat cum and listen to this.
There is cum everywhere.
You must be gay
Them constantly wrongly describing Sebastian as a lobster is really just the cherry on top
"Just talking about Kwanzaa" that one kill me
It never began for Sebastiancels
Nick reliving the experience of himself as a 7th grader, the thoughts, sitting alone on a rock, dreaming big.
This is the best bit hands down
N-dependence day or Anthony Lonlieano come close
@@K_-_-_-_K I’d say N-Dependance day ties it.
@@K_-_-_-_K I forgot about Anthony lonlieano lol
Threatening pedophile ray ramano
Gay Batman is pretty damn funny 😂
9:01 I've nevah done eeet."
I love my best friend nick mullen
Was painting warhammer listening to this and fucked up so many times 🤣
I’m clearly the gayest here btw.
liking Warhammer makes you gay, yeah, and I would know because I also like Warhammer and am extremely gay
I’m also painting warhammer to this and fucked up lol
@@arthurwalker337 nice, what you painting? im working on an army of necrons atm (szarekhan dynasty)
you're all losers
Grats on the gay
feeling gay to this
Feeling kinda Chinese
*#NoWayMeToo**!*
*#OhMeSoGæ**!*
*#FayGaggotBois*
When this came out I nearly had to go to the hospital. I thought I broke a rib from laughing
i think i lay eggs
My favorite part.
My favorite line is “What that pussy do?” 🤣🤣 Nick Mullen is hilarious!
man i miss this show
What happened to it?
@NEETpride they stopped being gay 😢
@@SNUSNU4U thats transphobic
@@neetpride5919 ur account is so schizo
THANK YOU
why the hell is this masterpiece deleted ever
What the fuck, I just listened to this like a month or so ago.
This was "Lobster for Pussy" wasn't it?
Pussy for Lobster
Elliot Lobster
Very underrated comment
This and Korean Spider never fail to make me laugh
To think this bit only happened is cause Stav randomly sung the little mermaid song lmfao
This is one of my favorites. This show helped me through some shit let me tell ya
As much as I always defend Adam he is only interjecting to ruin the bit
And that is why nick favored stav
Who the hell would actively defend Adam?
The Ad in the beginning is golden
Nicks Sebastian impression is so fucking funny
Carl was my parents next door neighbor. He died of a full body septic infection. Last words were “hm”
Love the "mmm hmm" after they let Adam's JBP joke hang in the air like the bad fart it is.
The is peak podcast content
The 2001 Chicago "Lobster Love" Incident
My favorite part about Adam being jewish is that he’s gay
Whsipering made it
Just discovered these guys...3 drops of pee from laughing so hard
This is my favorite clip of the boys of all time
This and the gay actor Michael Douglas bit sold me. The good ol days.
Can't forget Michael balls penis
This is the remake Disney should’ve done
I too play chess while listening to Cumtown.
Sometimes i play chess just so i can cum..
5:28 LMAO he made Sebastian a Nigerian (or a Haitian??) rofl
If they ever do a Gremlins reboot, they better use Stav's laugh
I was crying laughing on an airplane re listening to this last week lol
I wish Nick made a robot chicken reboot
Reminds me of that recurring bit Jim Gafaggin does lol
Hot pocket hooooott guys
_and i say it in a quiet voice too, da hot pocket is hot, guise_
- Jim Gaffigan
Nick was right about the PS5...
What part about it
@@mrscruffles801yes
Is there any bits where Adam is funny? Even TAFS.. it seems like all he does is laugh at Nick being funny..
He had some okay ones on the one with ben shapiro meeting mr feeny
I think I lay eggs?
The best part is that it takes them seven and a half minutes to say the words "incel sebastian" because the voice is just so fun to do
“We should probably end with some white guilt to show we’re down”
Just talking about KWANZAA!! Lmfao
I wrote a gay ass song to impress Ariel... haha😂
Why is Sebastian Ugandan 😂😂😂
Neeepalss
Best part is this is pretty close the the little mermaid remake
I waent to peench ha bres
A classic for the boys
LOL WHY DID THEY MAKE SEBASTIAN NIGERIAN
The talking points of the first few minutes sound like a real story plot though, if there is one existing already idk lol
These and Norm Macdonalds add reads are the best in human history, not arguable sorry.
What voice was Stav even going for?
the ps5 predictions are crazy
Such a good bit, even more so that they think Sabastian was a lobster and not a crab.
best clipper
I almost crashed from fucking laughing
I can't smoke weed and listen to this. Omg I'm crying laughing rn. 😂😂🤣 8:50
Bong hit transplant?
I'm cool Toyota M. and I'm on druuuugs.
@@droptableaccount1820no you're not
7 vaganyas
...maybe more!
I'm still waiting for a Little Mermaid remake where Sebastian is a Nigerian lobster.
What the hell is Adam talking about with Jordan Peterson?
Adam’s entire outlook on JBP is through the Chapo reading series I believe because they spent about 3/4ths of their video on one allegory JBP uses in one of his books on like a singular page that involves a lobster. Real heavyweights of the intellectual left we’re dealing with there.
Erriot Rodger shouldve been a jamaican crustacean
Then he wouldve been ignored by the media and reddit
So fuggin true
Stav dies at the end
Watch in 2x speed the laughter sounds way more gay etc
The funniest part of this video is Adam acting like he’s had sex with a woman, which would be unacceptable, since we all know he’s gay and Dasha is simply his beard. Or, was his beard
I am also gay.
Isn't Sebastian a crab?
Good thing my name Eric
yeah man
Happened to my buddy Eric one time
I made a huge mistake commenting on this content now the algorithm thinks I want this and only this
@@cryosleep19
it's ok to be gay
stavros has a troll laugh
*goblin
@@chaselaro1444 very true, my bad.
@@jonkelley9021more like a villainous puppet
I love how they keep calling him a lobster 😂😂😂 also I’m gay
How is it that Adam has never modulated his voice to sound less gay
Ariel shit starts at 2:30
Funniest bit
I saw incel and sebastion and immediately thought hes gonna have a gun
how did he miss Bg5+ tho
Lmao, here we are years later and there are still like zero must have games on the PS5.
Couldn’t even tell you what the hell is on the Xbox whatever series