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8:37 a mixture of sweat, *CHEESE* and shame. That’s almost funnier to me than the original sentence.
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GOD that last story was uncomfortably detailed
You can't say you weren't warned if you ever try the same snack
@@ns___________7405 I hope you swallow raw carolina reaper essence. Like someone removed every single non-spicy cell, compressed it, crushed it, and you were put to snort it and have it shoved down your throat. If you love "the thing" so much i hope this is an experience
@@VictorGamerLOL That was one of best insults i ever saw or heard
Your profile photo is the face that represents the last part of the video that story of pain
The profile picture says everything
Something about the last story broke me on a fundamental level. I actually laughed so hard I gagged a couple times. I had to sit down and eventually ended up sitting on the floor. My dog became worried and came over to give me sad puppy eyes until I finished wheezing and could breathe normally again.
To Robin and the Emkay crew: I legit dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life. I feel cleansed.
To the poor soul in the story: my sympathies to your digestive tract, and the custodial crew at your employer 😬
It made me wanted to try that
DON'T CLICK ON AGNEZ'S LINK. ITS NOT SAFE. IT'LL LEAD YOU TO AN INNAPROPIATE WEBSITE
@@pepsiman1536 ya I figured that just by the context
@@pepsiman1536 I reported it, I advise you do too if you havent already
@@kmfrog Im just reminding since from the last video some of the people got wayyy too curious
That last story just made one thing clear to me, Robin would kill narrating audiobooks.
I couldn't agree more! I'd buy every audiobook narrated by him.
Robin has that sports announcer voice that’s just incredible
agreed
Yes
agre
And he go and go and go and GONE!!!
Agreed
Wow, that last post.
It was horrible and disgusting but was it ever beautifully described.
That person should write novels.
James May saying “cheese” as the censor noise is incredible
Yes
I would love to hear that like they say:
Stop being a *cheese* about that
Next time he should say "spam"
“Please do not hate cheese”
“Should cheese glow in the dark”
@@playdoughmaster808 More like “Should *C̵͇͇̀͌̈́̈́h̸̡͓̹̘͎͈͒͌̄̄ͅe̴͍̓̎͜͝e̴̙̙̣͎̻͛̉́̾̕s̵̡̟̘͊̈͆͠e̶̞̒͒̉̓* glow in the dark?”
Moral of the story:
Never eat a carolina reaper.
*EVER!*
You will most likely end up in a hospital without tums
ඞ or an explosive output of a mixture of sweat, vomit, feces, and tears.
I can barely handle Taco Bell Diablo.
boffy ate 2
That thing is practically a bomb disguised as a food.
One of the lines in I Can’t Wait to be King is literally, “I just can’t wait till Dad dies”
Simba is cold-blooded
He is reptile?
@@thekillerfishfromsandiego6218 yes
No.....It cannot be.....
pretty sure that's not true lol
legit not true but ok
the story about the hot gummy bear had me sobbing
Not as much as him..
7:10 This guy should write books for a living
Hey Robin, once upon a time my boyfriend was from Finland, until I also moved to Finland and he became my husband. That was 22 years ago, so never let anyone tell you these relationships don’t work.
The language though, it’s impossible. Forgetaboutit.
Watsup with Pfp tho?
@DBH En tienny et tääl on suomalaisia :D
My friends: why do you sleep so late?
me at 3 am and spots a new emkay vid just came out: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
nice hutao pfp ^^
Man Robin's voice is just so relaxing
Relaxing's voice is just so Robin
Who Is he Robin?
Voices relaxing is just so robin.
EmkAMSR
@@bladewolf7109 Robin is the narrator of this video
god, that last story killed me. also there has been a decrese in the number of robin videos lately. you better not leave, robin.
Martincitopants is a tank
@@TheDiloEmpire you can trust me , I'm a tank
@@frogtank4407 WELCOME TO WORLD OF *BOAT* I MEAN WARSHIPS
@@frogtank4407 YOU CAN BE A TANK
Tnk.
7:02 "covered in sweat, sh-*CHEESE* and vomit"
"Describe my PP using minecraft enchantments"
Well, I'm trans so I'm hoping for Curse of vanishing. Right now it's Curse of binding.
F, Good luck to you in the future with your endeavors.
I was just thinking the same
Curse of vanishing only works when you die
@@herschel3810 I mean he's basically killing a whole generation tbh.
@@SaladKnife. 4 people get born every second, this woman not reproducing wont affect much
I never thought I’d be back, I used to come to Emkay and listen to the videos while I sleep. It helped me quite a bit and I’ve returned after my dog had passed away and robins voice makes some of the pain go away
Maybe your good boi or girl rest in peace, Rinoku.
This is probably the worst thing to watch on Emkay if you are trying to make the pain go away
The last story made me laugh so hard I cried, Robin reading it like a jaded warrior teaching their new apprentice that not all battles can be one helped in the comedy department helped so much
That ending was glorious.
Hey guys did you know that in therms o human companionship, flareon is the most huggable pokemon? Whit their maximum temperature is likely too much for must, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along whit that, they have a lot of fluff, akking them undeniably incredicle soft to touch. But that's not all… they have a very respectable special defence at 110, which means they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it wont mind. It can make itself even more endearing whit moves like charm and baby doll eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again
Not me spending an hour reading this
Can you please tell me what I just read ( ʘ‿ʘ )
@@StrawberriCrunch 😂
Almost got a vapoeron flashback
Special defense defends against elemental and non-corporeal attacks, not emotional attacks. No pokémon can resist emotional attacks.
5:12 grave robbing become archeology when the British museum sponsors you
Can confirm
A G N E Z___________ Madam, there are children. Shut the hell up.
@Aand this other kid
I think A G N E Z________ is a random bot
@@caramel_drizzel2735 yeah ive just been reporting its comments, hopefully they get deleted
Robin is a mood
@A G N E Z___________ give me the virus link.
There was just a tornado warning in my area, I'm using this to calm down. I love emkay, thank you for keeping the channel alive
0:45 Now thats Nostalgic, never thought I'd hear this again.
2:34 this remembers me of a incident that hapened in brazil some time ago, a family somehow found a extremely toxic material that have a distict light blue glow and bc of that glow they decided to play with it untill the whole family died or got seriously ill
oh
Basically if you don’t know what something is, don’t touch it. Same thing for trying to operate something you haven’t been trained to operate. Seriously, don’t do that. You run a pretty high risk of accidentally hurting or killing yourself when you try to operate things that you don’t know how to operate.
Oh, not just the family, the entire town had to be evacuated and cleaned by a hazmat team, meanwhile the father of that family was the only one to survive, and dozens of people were either killed by the radiation or stigmatized for the rest of their lives after being successfully treated. The saddest part is that the daughter of the main family almost didn't get a proper burial, because local citizens were rioting, saying that her body would poison the soil.
Yeh. The channel 'plainly difficult' (highly recommend as they do great videos on industrial mishaps and disasters) did a video on this, I think. It was materials from a radiography or x-ray machine or something that had been taken apart for scrap. Nobody knew the parts were radioactive until many people came into contact with it.
Tragic stuff! ☹
The Goiânia accident?
1 year ago I was normal. Then I discovered reddit and boom now my mind is full of shit but reddit took my depression
Thats the cycle!
I meant to read the reply but accidentally clicked dislike, so I liked it instead.
The use of James May's cheese as a censor is probably one of the best censor SFX ever
r/cursedcomments is something you would go to on a wednesday night after you lost your narcotics and is gonna be hungover in the morning after experiencing all 5 stages of grief.
r/Oddlyspecific
5:44 they messed up the sides. Strongest milk enjoyer is the left one and the weakest water enjoyer is the right one.
🥛
Heh. I've eaten one of those Carolina Reaper gummies. Being raised on hot stuff, I didn't do more than sweat, but, DAYUM!!! Them's like taking a bite out of the sun itself!
I've never eaten those peppers but that description, at the end... My *soul* felt it was a perfectly accurate one...
the best thing about this is the robot voice saying "cheese" to censor swears
How the fuck can spice be that bad?
(In Stelias' voice when he asks Blitzo how he got captured by humans at the end of the first season.)
I don't get it.
Let's take a moment to appreciate that guys dead friend. He looks like a legend
Ah yes, another video from Robin! I'm still waiting to buy some spoons.
Salute to that last guy.
He experienced the worst pain a man could ever feel to tell us the story.
I'd just like to say, Robin would be a great voice actor See you all another time, humans.
edit: the fuck is this comment section
I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere
@@silvathefox7239 Strange...
@Ah man Actually shut up,, we aren't stupid enough to NOT know you are a bot
@@zkelanimlz nah you are not papyrus you didn't even using the right font ...
undyne stop using papyrus account
@@mfirdanhb Haha.. I get it. I'm not the real Papyrus. I'm just a dumb papyrus fangirl/a fucking mistake
Edit: feel like I'm gonna get woooshed
That last one had me laughing
I felt that man in the last post even though I have never done anything the same as him.
1:00
My only response was a heavy sigh and repeating "You're not Loki" a few times
Kinda late but i bet Loki and Poseidon are proud
1:36 those two guys in katana zero who got injected with chronos by V and then killed, chronos rewinds time bringing you back to life, those two guys are stuck in an almost endless loop of dying and coming back to life. V tried to do the same thing to the main character, but luckily he was the main character so he got out of it.
I don't know why but Robin voice and sense of humor is just soooo perfect for this types of videos.
That carolina reaper infused gummy bear was amusing also for those who don’t know if your feeling a awful spice in your mouth then get a wash cloth or something similar and rub every part of the inside of your mouth as that will somewhat remove the chemical that is burning you
On a side note i eat spicy stuff all the time and ate a 1.5mil scoville chip twice and didn’t vomit, or crap myself altho i did shed tears but it was different than normal tears because i could withstand the pain decently well but the tears were gushing which was strange to me but i did indeed sweat a lot mainly on my nose and scalp
Another side note make sure you have a buddy with you if you are new to eating 500k+ Scoville food items as sometimes you can’t think at 100% and make sure not to chug milk it makes you feel absurdly bloated
Day 447 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."
I just dont like the fact that Robin's edits always use the same voicebyte to cover curses for an entire video. Maybe mix it up sometimes
I get you but, do you really care?? It’s literally a
@@csar07. yea sometimes it's annoying. And I dont mind hearing it once or twice but for an entire video. It can get pretty annoying.
The last guy almost saw God and was brought back as a warning
I'd loved to see emkay make a vid on the subreddit awful everything and they just say "yeaaaaaaaaaaa"
Had those reapers before. It was the day I found out that my sphincter could taste pain.
OMFG. THAT LAST ONE SO FUCKING DESCRIPTIVE AND HILARIOUS
The fact they censored "cum" with "cheese" makes me sad,angry,uncomfortable and weirdly relatable
1:26 gotta apreciate james may( or however you spell his lastname) saying cheese
YES! MY FAVORITE SUB NARRATED BY A GREAT NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!
2:18 I like that it would be "corndog"
That last one had me fucking dieing of laughter
That last one was hella scary
8:15 bro this legit killed me
As someone with Ulcerative Colitis... I fear that stuff would make me bleed out ngl o_O
Fnf vs emkay, I want to see that
I hear by name this dog…
“An entire fucking pizza.”
That last story reminds me of when i made nachos with Paqui (same company as who does the One Chip Challenge) Ghost Pepper chips, local salsa made with the 4 hottest peppers in the world at the time (2 scorpion peppers, the ghost pepper, and carolina reaper), habanero jack cheese and diced serrano peppers as a garnish. I thought i was going to die, but i did eat that whole bowl of nachos.
6:42
I can turn my body hard/into metal (similar to Kirishima or Tetsutetsu from My Hero Academia)
You are bisexual and nonbinary
Your shit also becomes hard for 72 hours after using said power.
@0:51, What the actual fuck!?!
1:30 My man is asking the real questions here
I- ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
1:30 yo girl gonna be a nightlight
I just imagined a land mine saying “step on me mommy”
I was just watching Piemations 'Suction Cup Man' things before this, and Robin does the voice of one of the cops.
I stayed up watching Emkay only 😂 ✨Love the channel✨
robin sounds like he'd be the announcer at a quidditch match and im in for it
almost 3 minutes of this video's runtime is a detailed description of the most violent and vomit-inducing dump ever
The last one got me
Now that only leaves one more question has anyone done a hot sauce enema thinking it would clear them out faster than a regular one
1:39 “happy tree friends” 😂 yeah that’s accurate
Now I can’t unsee the Muscle Mech
First on this comment
Robin just make my evening way better :)
I was thinking i could see another cursed comment but noooo!!! 7:17
Robin: That's where it all began, ladies and germs!
Me: Hold on, I agree with you but why?
I swear the last post about the pepper almost happened to me and my brother but with a Carolina Reaper infused jelly bean.
0:35
If he was the name after the last thing I ate, it would be boring just to name him dog
Hatecheese???
No cheese should not glow in the dark
Hundreds of people are cheese?
What is toxic cheese?
Cheese and vomit?
Cheesing?
Cheesit?
Sweatcheese?
Holcheese?
1:23 thank you james may i didnt want to hatecheese the card reader anyway
FINALLY THERE DOING MORE OF WHAT I CAN RELATE.
0:55 the washington horse incident
JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS SPECIFICERE AF!!! OF THAT SPICY GUMMY BEAR EXPERIENCE!!!🤯👍
Love how you narrate paragraphs
2:50 WOO! FINLAND!
3:25 here you go
I enjoy milk and I'm literally a noodle!
That was one hell of a last comment. I did not think I would enjoy it as much as I did, but that guy is one hell of a writer.
0:35, for me, it would be Ice Cream. That’s actually a weirdly adorable dog name, IMO.
3:01 The name is just too fitting lmao
Jasper: How cursed can these comments be?!
Metal Jasper: More cursed than your relationship with your pillow.
Jasper: METAL JASPER WHAT THE F-CK?!
0:05 he’s more than meets the eye he’s a robot in disguise
For the last story,
i want to know the response from their co workers whilst this was going on
bc as far as I can tell they may have witnessed their co worker stripping down and producing so much sweat that the office might as well be under water.
Not to mention the next person to walk into the toilet
6:11 I SAW THAT COMMENT.
For like a split second there is just a photo of Barry Allen next to Oliver Queens grave (Or more known as "Green Arrow") from the arrowverse just pointing that out
The censor sound tho 🤣
LORDS OF VALHALLA MY GUY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? Why would you pound water even if something is spicy? Try bread it works better.
why can i smell the last story...
5 words for the last one. Dipper. Goes. To. Taco. Bell.