"Ain't No Rest for the Triggered" - Social Justice: The Musical
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2016
- Social Justice: The Musical Part III is a go!
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Borderlands Art by Laika Sobers ► / laikasobers
LYRICS
Well I shared a thought online
It was an innocuous tweet
I didn't really think much of it at the time
But then a couple of days later
I was fired from my job
And the reason left me well beyond surprised
Someone had taken what I said
Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
And spread it all over the goddamn internet
I came in contact with the author
And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
She messaged me and this is what she said,
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the tiggered
We're easily displeased
We've got hair to dye
We've got tears to cry
Please gimme your sympathy
No I won't let loose, I get my news
From places like Salon
No there ain't no rest for the triggered
Donate to my Patreon"
Not even fifteen minutes later
I had come across a crowd
It was a protest over something someone said
They called for the resignation
Of a man who seemed quite patient
In explaining what it was he really meant
Apparently the crowd was mad
That he didn't wanna ban
Halloween costumes that might have offended some
When I tried to intervene
A lady lunged out right at me
She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum
So now a couple hours passed
I'm walking up to my front door
But from my peripheral vision I could see
That a man had dropped his keys
And like a gymnast on trapeze
I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
He turned around in pure disgust
He said, "I'm not even a man
I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
And he called up the police
Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree
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I sang this on the campus and got a warning from some chick to stop singing negative spreading songs.
Its just retarded, america stop spreading sjw bullshit cause its catching on to my country!
So what did you do? I would've kept going just even louder.
I really wish there would be some advance warning of some triggered idiots protesting at a school so someone could sneak in to the school office and put this song on speaker.
Hey if come and sing it with you! I'll wear a T shirt that'll be sure to trigger em!
time to find your campus and put on my MAGA hat then 😉
I saw a post on Tumblr that called this song "Cringey".
As if anyone on Tumblr has the right to call something Cringey lol
I also think the Borderlands franchise is far from being called a "cringey" game series. If you're looking at cringe-inducing games, it's either FNaF or Undertale.
Sorry, had to mention Borderlands since "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" is in Borderlands 1.
The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ No, undertale is actually quite good. It has some interesting and genuinely new ideas.
It's the fanbase that's awful.
Josh Barrett Honestly, I found the dialogue cringe inducing and overall felt that it was underwhelming (no pun intended) and I thought it was mediocre. Now, since this is a parody of a song used in Borderlands, shall we talk about a superior game franchise?
i want to die because this song he remixed a good song :( ima kms
Honestly Borderlands is alot more cringe than as compared to undertale. and I think you mean Undertale and FNAF's Fandom, the games themselves are fine, so to say. Borderlands itself has a writer that likes to force, well, alot of things in the story, without purpose. For example, a character that gets voicelines where they pretty much say that hes gay repeatedly, even though it has little to no relevance to the story.
If you got offended by this, you proved his point
CRG regrets making this so LMAO
@@RealMephres He cringes more at how quickly it went out of date then making it
@@lShadow426l I don't know about that. It's more relevant than ever due to the crazy shit going on in 2020. We're getting even more people cancelled left and right than ever.
@@lShadow426l people that use cringe are retards
@@yukimabi5225 you misspelled irrelevant
This was a warning from the future...
*and none of us listened*
I just found it I wasn't warned fast enough
@Amish brotherhood
Far more of them are justified compared to back then, I agree. But there are also lots of unjustified ones, as well ones that may have been justified that turned violent. There are also a lot of events in the song that have happened that have nothing to do with the protests and riots. Such as "Excuse me, it is Ma'am" at gamestop.
Or the white professor who refused to leave the college campus for "diversity" day, and he was calmly trying to explain himself while he was surrounded by angry, screaming students
To quote a popular randy marsh line "We Didn't Listen!"
@Amish brotherhood yeah "protest" were justified. HMMMM....
@@masteryoda5150 protests about a man being killed by police violence were justified. Riots were not. Just to make myself clear here: for me the notion to reinstate segregation in colleges does not count as a Protest. It is an Ideological attack on the freedom of people. That does not mean that america has no problems with police violence. How much of it is due to racism i cannot say but the problem itself is undeniable. Sorry if my English isnt that great im german.
My mom teaches human rights and gender studies and writes for salon. Help.
Edit: doods i commented this three years ago during my rebellious phase..I don’t feel the same way
iluvmanga
I'd say show her this song, but that would probably make it worse
iluvmanga
I would love to help, but I would say that your best optimal decision would be to avoid contact at all costs and report to the local authorities immediately.
iluvmanga just don't talk/ listen to her about politics. Just survive. Good luck.
Take her to watch a certain movie, the red pill.
Without kidding, I've seen people kick out their kids or disown them over rejection their religion, so you might just want to stay low until you can run out screaming
holy shit
It's ironic because the current lead writer for Borderlands is a huge apologetic SJW.
Arbiter567 really!? That shocks me with how irreverent the series is
+Bonzi the Otaku
Lilith, Maya, and Angel all have "SJW Hair"
Springs and Hammercock (Hammerlock) are openly homosexual
Axton and Moxie are confirmed as bisexual
And Ellie, Scooter's sister, has a whole side mission in Borderlands 2 dedicated to positive body image.
Then again, nobody cares about the SJW propaganda when all of it is masked up by blood, gore, dark humor, and lots of loot.
The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ Personally I think the hair fits the "feeling" of borderlands
Justin Blazak I guess, but I don't give a single shit about the SJW Propaganda of Borderlands.
Reasons are because;
1. I hate FemiNazis and SJWs.
2. Who cares about all that crap when you're trying to farm a Double-Penetrating Unkempt Harold from Savage Lee?!
The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ EXACTLY
This aged like the finest wine ever
chris ray guns social justice musicals will age like the finest wine
You’ll never know what this comment originally was to upset everyone
@Hot-blooded & Half-German looks like someone's fuckin salty
Or is it sour?
Comment Award right here 🥇
@Hot-blooded & Half-German you mean the soy you drink?
@Hot-blooded & Half-German you sound like you're very tired
Like you haven't had any rest in a while
@Hot-blooded & Half-German
Oh I thought it was because
THERE AIN'T NO REST FOR THE TRIGGERED!
I'm honestly amazed at the lack of flame wars in these comments. It appears you have all managed to keep you brain cells. Well done, everyone. Well done.
i'm scared of when the multiflagging goes viral :(
british cops and feminazis already abused it with the trusted flaggers and now everyone knows it
all ideologies have communities like this where it's just a giant circlejerk
better a circlejerk to a fanatic cult like internet sjw
sure man
i agree i think this is just conected with everyones triggers
this aged like the worlds finest wine
I think you meant "like the world's oldest milk" lmao
yeah you're right lmao why was i like this a year ago
@@kek_2437 same lol
I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or not
@@kek_2437in what way did it not age well? If anything, things have gotten worse since this song was made.
Imagine being a veteran and coming back home to find out that people are using your term for ptsd as a way to play the victim card
Why we need to return to using the term "shell-shocked"
There’s a lot more than that. I went in in 2004 and did ten years. I came out of the army bubble to a country that I largely didn’t even recognize. Went straight into college only to find out just how insane everything had become. Like wow, did I waste my time defending something that didn’t even exist?
I don't have to imagine.
@@reubenkennedy3154 pretty sickening isn't it?
@@violabentham1638 Yes because it's those damned war vets who watch their closest friends get blown apart are who need to change their terms. How dare they!
"what are ya in for"
"i disagreed with a feminist"
"i..i dont want no trouble"
*scoffs from dark side of the common ground that was in earshot* "I'm just a straight white male conservative that said we should look at the facts"
"There's a lot of bad people here, gun owners, Christians, pretty much anybody Right of them"
"I said white guilt was a fallacy"
Caleb Short "Can it you two, your gonna be here for a long time after what you did."
*smirks* Jawohl, mein Kommandant
This seriously makes me want a post-apocalyptic videogame where the lore is basically that SJW movements grew so big they started movements similar to the middle age's crusades, except with modern technology and weaponry and... well, you guess the rest.
stupid never changes, not now, not ever
I actually have been entertaining that thought for over 3-4 years (except not a game but a comic). But hey.. priorities and other stories/settings to share haha!
Arkalidor I'd play that
I don´t know about videogame, but there is polish movie Seksmisja (Sex mission), comedy about world where men are wiped out except 2 frozen protagonists and feminazis rule the (vault)world. BTW it was made in 1984 (coincidence - i think not :D). It should be somewhere on youtube with english subtitles.
I can try to make that for you.
Send me some detail's for it and I can make it for you.
It's depressing that this song has only become more relevant over time.
Right!
What a shitty world we live in?
Songs tend to do that. Problems only get worse before they get better. See you in the gulag friend.
True. Unfortunately there are people like this that ruin other people’s lives for petty reasons and don’t receive any consequences.
@@mineflameblade8788 the real world tends to be better than the internet. Kind of.
Aged like fine wine
mr jhonny house?
"serving 6 to 10 because I dared to disagree"
Count dankula right there.
Same as the line about someone taking a joke quite literally.... May the pug be with us.
@The Director What?
No its cock blockula
F to pay respects
😂😂😂
*That moment when you take it as a joke but realize this is literally happening every day.*
Idk man I've never heard of anyone who's been arrested for misgendering someone accidentally
@@eboysix good job, you picked the one thing in the video that didnt happen yet so you can pretend his comment is wrong.
@@darealrulezbreaker9493 in fact most leftists I've met are against censorship
@@eboysix Thats because most leftists are moderate to center left, while the left extreme lunatics/SJWs are a very loud minority with (somehow) a lot of power and media backup.
@@darealrulezbreaker9493 nah I'm not talking about liberals, I'm talking about leftists. Anarchosyndicalists, intersectionalists, Marxists etc.
Also I'm curious, which sjws have a lot of power currently?
More relevant today than it was 7 years ago
I just watched like 6+ grown adults have a meltdown on Discord, swear at someone, and call them down for like almost 30 minutes... because they referred to an in-game outfit as a "gimp suit". And thats literally it Im not even exaggerating. also Im a "Douchebag" and "Blocked" for saying it doesnt really matter and I asked them not to be mean to someone which is arguably way worse. It's not like the item has feelings
Nice anecdote bro
I randomly got this recommended, even youtube knows this shit is getting real
Vaske Da Game , I for some reason felt compelled to say amen to your comment.
Ditto. Why is this in my feed again?
Nothing is “getting real” you’re delusional if you think any of the stuff mentioned in the video is remotely true. It’s all just strawman bullshit stereotypes from Twitter/tumblr.
@@garou9045 so you are triggered?
This was made 2 years ago yet jere we are all watching this cause youtube finally got some of its shit together
RUclips has decided, after a month long Fair Use dispute, that I can't make money from this video. Which is fucking wonderful. I spent too much time on this not to show you guys, so fuck it. Here you go. You can still support me by downloading the track here -
chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/track/aint-no-rest-for-the-triggered
It's free, but you can pay if you want. This took a long time to make. Hope you enjoy. Give some love to the artists too. Peace. #FuckRUclips
Also, here's the link if it's blocked in your country facebook.com/ChrisRayMaldonado/
+Chris Ray Gun I thought that the DMCA only allowed a 14 days period for the "copyright" holder to sue you. If they do not sue within that period, they must restore your claimed rights by law?
+Chris Ray Gun Aint no rest for the US copyright office
You're still going to make more Social Justice musicals though, right?
+Chris Ray Gun On what grounds did RUclips decide that? This seems like a pretty obvious case of fair use.
this is clearly fair use. wtf
Sweet Baby inc brought me back.
Man, fuck them!
The way this is becoming real it's terrifying
It's been going on for a while now. We used to laugh at these crazed people, but no one ever did anything about them because that's the nature of a free society. Now these same people have power.
Oh they’ve always been around, fvcking our nations up. They’re all the more prevalent now in 2020; in fact, it’s the whole ‘progressive’-left.
its been real for a long time now
This has been real since at least 2014.
Yeah like why people get offended about God
The whole fired from his job is now accurate since RUclips is screwing content creators over in favor for the triggered.
It was accurate long before that.
Everything situation in this video actually happened. It's only exaggerated a little bit
Look at thunderf00t channel, look for social justice backfires. It was interesting case of bad woman which tried to fire another youtuber from a job, but it backfired on her incredibly.
These are based on real events.
It was not about that. Look at the art, and the dongle in his pants. It's about this: arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/03/how-dongle-jokes-got-two-people-fired-and-led-to-ddos-attacks/
Note: it says "two people fired", but I was only able to confirm the actual firing of one. It was for two extremely innocuous nerd jokes they told to each other while just chatting in a conference room. Well, the feminist didn't like those jokes (for reasons absurd and hypocritical, but what do you expect), so she sneakily took a picture of the pair and then went off to cry to their bosses.
The nice thing about the story is that the idiot feminist got fired too, but the fired developer wasn't un-fired, and knowing feminists she not only landed softly, she also will use this as a badge of Real Victim.
Chris Ray Gun is a starter on the Sanity All-Star Team.
+The Rubin Report When are you going to have him and Milo in the same room
+The Rubin Report Chris Ray Gun, Milo Yiannopoulos, Christina Hoff Sommers, and yourself: that's a round-table I'd watch 3 hours of.
+Rafi Meir That sounds flipping amazing. Make it happen, Rubin!
+The Rubin Report Do I smell a guest talk coming, Dave?
+filmthingsarefun June "Sh0eOnHead" Nicole
WAIT THIS WAS MADE SIX YEARS AGO!? THIS IS LITERALLY ACCURATE TO TODAY.
2012: These ultra progressives are locked in their little niche subforums and college campuses and made fun by the internet.
2016: They escape their subforums and begin infesting every major website, destroying it from within and causing mass censorship.
2020: They advance into every facet of the real world and begin making it all absolutely terrible
2022: Hell world.
Every single instance (well, aside from the last one) had already happened when this came out. And Peterson was already being persecuted for that last one.
I know this is a joke, but can we talk about how good this is? He is seriously so talented!
I want somebody to have the balls to sing this on America's got talent
Well, if no one else will...
@@nusdrapoel897 where you at? We need to rehearse
Challenge accepted, once I’m old enough, I’ll learn the lyrics and do it
@@gonthebait6562 How are we gonna know it's you when it happens?
More importantly, how are you gonna pull it off?
Alex Baribeault they don’t call me Big Balls McGuiness for nothin
Was searching for *"Ain't no rest for the......."* when *"triggered"* came up.
I'm pleased
I looked up triggered sjw cuz it's funny as f
Im so proud of this community
Yep same
Same lol
@@noseyrosey96 the term sjw has been ruined by the cringy anti-sjws like No Bullshit who gets triggered by anything.
How ironic.
Funny thing is, the original music video ‘began’, in the aftermath of a car crash. While this one ‘ended’, with a car crash.
No, both videos began and ended with a car crash
i thought this was more recent, i didnt realize it was 7 years ago, wow this aged perfectly though 🤣
It is still good awesome and fire
This is why the best prophets are comedians..
to be honest, i thought most of these would just be memes about "SJWs" and "Feminist"
but the more and more i watched i started laughing, then immediately realized one thing
"holy shit these aren't memes"
"these are real people and they actually do this"
All of these things happening to society remind me a lot about the book "Fahrenheit 451"
really got me thinking as to how the dystopian future in that book is becoming more and more real as days go on.
Hey I love that book
I suggest 1984 by George Orwell. It's an old book (published 1949) and is a bit wordy, but it's still a good read.
@Clint Yeastwood that's really interesting, would mind telling me what grade you're in? Also, people not knowing who stalin is may be disastrous, due to history may end up repeating itself if people don't know our history
So..... does this explain why it seems as if the number of people who supports fucking communism is increasing in the US, you know....
The fucking country that invaded countries to ‘free’ the people from communist regimes
@@Zack-fu4lo oh man, that really cracks me up. A lot of people over here in the US (mostly younger people) support communism, although I do think most of them do it as a joke. Still, i guess it explains why the younger generation is for it.
Male tears energy drink looks super suspicious.
Look it up on Urban Dictionary ;]
Yuck.
JM Wizzle (Mostly cucks)
They're secretly theirs!
Hanzo Wasabisauce That's because male tears is a slang for sperm
It's so depressing how this aged...I wish we could go back to the days where it was ONLY this bad.
This aged like fine wine now as of 2020 things have been a wokeapocalypse
HOW IS THIS NOT TRUE
now it is horrible
Haha
"Got hair to dye and tears to cry"
They should adopt it as their new motto.
ITS FUCKIN ZARYA
10 more likes, come on we can summon Satan
2018, this is not a parady anymore. It is reality
right?
Sorry but it's parody
Preach. My comment was aimed at the person who said this is now reality.
Sadly, your grammar isn't a parody either.
George Blair
It's reality, you could call the Cops for words that makes you feel "oppressed" in the UK. You could get someone fired for a Joke (James Gunn), etc.
I can't believe this song just got more and more accurate 7 years later.
Although I'm far from a leftist, and back in the day this was very accurate, misogyny and homophobia has never been more rampant so it definitely isn't 'more accurate' just because you don't see the other side.
@@littlemrsmods7998 Umm, I mean we can agree to disagree that misogyny and homophobia have never been more rampant, considering same sex can now get married, almost every company has equality quotas, and pride month is celebrated openly by governments, corporations (even if its just a way to earn money) and the LGB community in general. Plus crimes against them are always said to be hateful by pretty much everyone in the public sphere.
@@popinyourdog4321 good, people getting harassed or killed for who they are should never be okay
@@goose9515 correct
Are you 8 years old??
More than five years old.
*More relevant than ever.*
Chris Ray Gun, this is important! I tried sharing this video on Facebook but it gave me an alert saying "This message contains content that has been blocked by our security systems."
I can post it on my own timeline but cannot link it on my friends' timelines. What the hell?
This goes deeper than you could possibly imagine.
_“There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. You see how far the termites have spread and how long and well they’ve dined.”_
- Hitchens, 2007
do that. ever since I deleted my facebook my life only got better.
It's happening. Goddammit, we've been playing around, shitposting like madmen, but we never stopped to think that they had been playing us like puppeteers beyond a smoke screen. Fear-mongering hasn't been working since the days of Jim, and it still isn't working, even now that they've showed us their true colours. The establishment... it's here. Perhaps this time humanity would learn that Hegel was right.
"male tears" I love how it's white
Some secrets are best kept to yourself XD
Those weren't tears snowflake (haha funny joke)
Damn i like how the feminist drink the male tears of happynyess and enjoyment :)
At 0:38 her cup literally says "hot cum"
@@SirHorned19 Nice catch. Didn't even see it. XD
This song aged too well
Don’t delete this, please man.
Isn't even a parody anymore... it's the truth in western Europe, North America and Australia
liam Leak it’s terrifying how true it is
I live in South Australia and haven't came across any SJW's yet....*yet*
holy shit, this isn't just the US?
sorry to hear that you guys gotta deal with this shit too.
At least Latin America is safe right?!?
@@matheuspinheiro4796 It has it's own SJW's, but compared to North America or Western Europe, the numbers are low. (I hope it doesn't increase by 2020)
Just realized this is 3 years old now but even more accurate than ever.
Dahm just realized this is three years old lol
4 now
Loud McLeod even more accurate
Even more so now in 2020
4*
this is still relatable 5 years later
7 years and this has aged like a fine wine
The saddest part about it is this is based on real life
and it's accurate
David Rezendes yep
No, the saddest part is that it was meant to be hyperbolic.
My art teacher actually banned the word ”triggered” from her classroom for the reason that it was obnoxious and overused lol
Your lucky. My old high school teacher was borderline SJW and she sent me outside to talk and called me sexist just because I exposed Pedophile teachers and music teachers by making a joke that goes a little something like this.
Q: "Why did the Music teacher go to jail?"
A: "For fingering a minor."
Henry KW Hernandez he called you sexist for making a pedo joke?
Henry KW Hernandez Fuckin amazing joke.
sounds like she got a little...triggered...
@@henrykwhernandez4071 nice joke lad, I hope you have a great day.
What a prophet
It's so true that I can't even laugh at it.
Bro, there’s literally a bill expansion in Michigan right now that could lead to people being arrested for misgendering someone depending on how the law is interpreted since there aren’t any fine lines defined in the bill.
@@tbsupratom7232 in canada(at least in the province of ontario) that's already reality. It's sad.
@@toxydash8020 average law in hell (I mean Canada)
Man this aged like a fine wine
And then Chris became the legendary Vault Hunter, attempting to find the last bastion of common sense in California.
Delta 118 amen brother
He’s looking in the wrong place. California wont help one bit
Nowhere will.
Apparently they recently passed stricter vaccination legislature. You feeling alright California?
@@teatimemfs maybe we need to go to nowhere. Courage the dog will help. Plus then they cant find us because they wont look for nowhere.
He would probably find it sooner in Texas
Why do so many people find this cringey? The music is quality, Chris's vocals were quite nice. The meaning could offend some, but the point is valid.
Only offended ones are the one who are not getting any rest
Honestly, I support so many things these SJW's get up in arms about, they're better salesmen and women than anybody in the fields that support those things, hell, David Hogg and his rabble are better firearm salespeople and advocates for joining the NRA, GOA, any local gun rights advocates, and firearm manufacturers than all of them combined.
Because it is cringy.
Kaisergun, is it tho?
Kaisergun salty much
You got to cut that last bit because they don't want cops lol
Bro just discovered your song now. This one and punch a Nazi are pretty awesome. In Portugal we are called Nazis for leaning center-right 😂
I like how all the “triggered” people have over exaggerated expressions and the protagonist only looks slightly annoyed
Yeah, we arent the ones on the extreme here
That's because Chris is only ever slightly annoyed.
isn't triggered for people who have PTSD though?
@@starscream8989 kinda with these people u so much as breathe wrong they have a autistic tantrum and go reeeeeeeee
@@starscream8989 trigger is a term used for when PTSD is "triggered".
A vietnam veteran "trigger" could be a loud bang or something else.
These people merely took it from the people who needed it as a legit warning.
It gets depressing when you realize this is exactly how it is nowadays.
Notice me
@@reero7560 You are noticed.
Thank you papi
R/I'm14andthisisverydeep.
plant gang. r/foundthemobileuser
No one knows how well this describes today's society
You’re a fucking child you sped
@teemo9141 😂lol. You just proved his or her point with how you responded.
@@TralalaptaTurtleMan Did they delete a comment?
@@dragonmasterknight7 oh ya. They deleted it.
6 years later and still accurate
A generation from now this may be taught in history as political commentary of the time.
_And that makes me happy_
Also kinda sad tho
Nearly everything in the video is happening now. There was even a White Knight in the video.
This *is* the political commentary of our time.
oh that makes me more than just happy
Wrong, political commentary is triggerying , thus it will be banned in the future. Ain't no rest for the triggered
Find it fitting the borderlands parody mentions polygon whilst polygon is saying that borderlands 3 looks like a terrible game
@A guy and his games Hang on a tic, there's something debatably _decent_ about that shit stain of a site?!
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked is not a Borderlands song. It's a song by Cage the Elephant featured in Borderlands. Kind of like how Big Iron isn't a New Vegas song.
Any site like polygon is shit because they judged a game by its cover
They said borderlands looks like a terrible game? That's all I need to know their idiots.
games tbhgames the honest I thought that too at first when I saw the first borderlands, but over time I grew to love the series. I feel it's one of those games that you can trust to be good.
Man, 2016 was a wild year. Looking back on it now:
- Chris is now a gaming news channel
- Leafy's channel's dead
- Sargon of Akkad is now a lolcow
- Politics have gotten to the point where your wildest imagination can predict the next political statement
If I could go back, I'd spend more time with my mom than I did then.
Pretty on-point, though I'm not sure what you mean about Sargon. He went from fun, but not very well-read edgelord to a fairly well-spoken dad doing a podcast about world events and book reviews.
It's never too late to spend time with your mom, give her a call, go to visit
@@WhoGaveHit I get the impression that his mom died...
@@_Stormfather oh..
Not quite sure what you mean about Carl becoming a lol cow dudes got a family and successful business.
Then again my metric for lol cow is Dragonlord and Hassan Piker
7 years on and still relevant
I wonder how many hamplanet women with pink hair and cat glasses have reported this video as a form of rape...
69
I'm not sorry
You should have added a trigger warning because as an identified RUclipskin I didn't give you permission to upload this video without my consent. That's rape. Now I'm going to do nothing for 2 years then write a Tumblr post about this without evidence.
sadly your not the only one
how's that going for ya?
dreamydiglot I gained so many followers now I feel like I can earn a stable income from being a professional victim.
Dellidandy well aren't you a special snowflake? :-)
AND THEN I'LL BEAT UP JOHN CENA
Seven years later, still relevant
it's kinda funny that after all these years youtube recommends me this video that still holds absolutely true to this day 😂😂
Jesus Christ. I can't imagine the cringe you're watching to get this recommended.
Definitely Bench Appearo
I see Tumblr has leaked into the comment section,here for their dose of ''male tears'' I see :)
"Male tears" is the second name for, well, cum. Seems quite ironic, those poor tumblrtards.
Alpha-16 Yes,I know of their fondness for ''male tears''
Or "Hot Cum"
They always ruin our fun. Don't worry, they'll make fools of themselves like they always do.
Wow Chris, great moves!
Keep it up.
Proud of you.
DANK MEMES
chris reygun, only in supply drops.
hes loyal
Wow, Boomtwack! Great comment!
Keep it up, proud of you!
papa bless
This showed up on my facebook memories today from 5 years ago. Oh how it's more relevant than it was then.
The lyrics still hold up. Things have only gotten worse.
the new game Triggerlands looks fun
Ah so you want to hear another story huh , one where the very fate of California hangs in the balance.
And they are called "the tumbler hunters"
Comes out in 2025 rated T for triggered
Yes yes yes
hope it comes to steam
(If you're interested, this video reminds me of something that happened to me) So I work at a pizza place. And one night, 'round 11 p.m. I get a customer call. So I see the I.D. says, "James". So I think "aight, I'm gonna say sir." The person who answered the phone had a relatively deep voice. So of course after my hi thank you for calling blah blah, I said "how can I help you, sir?" 5 seconds go by and all of a sudden "eeeexxcuuuuuuse me?!?!" I proceeded to be educated about sexism and African american deaths (I kid you not). I apologized and said "I'm so sorry ma'am it's really late and I haven't slept on two days" she flipped a whole 1 freaking 80 and said "wait, what? Why haven't you slept in three days?" I said "ma'am, I have insomnia, what would you like to order?" She immediately apologized and placed her order. I have multiple trans, straight, gay, you-name-it friends who politely ask people to adjust his or her terminology and by no means demand it. But this person is just plain fucking egotistical and wanted to have power over someone else. The fact it took my insomnia to shock her into reality is fucking insane and disappointing. When the fuck are people going to start growing up? P.S. This video deserves more credit than it's been given.
Cruel Chris Personally, my soul died long ago, along with my faith in humanity :(
@@nicholasharvey4393 This is sadder then the fact that we have people who dont know which bathroom to use.
@@ThatMedi this comment made me wheeze and im mad
@@lewdnation951 be mad lol idc
@@ThatMedi im mad because i wheezed because i laughed too hard. Im mad because wheezing is ugly
I am triggered by the lack of goose representation
Honk
Honk Hyonk am goose
Hyonk am goose
Remember listening to this in college back in 2017. Still absolutely incredible and spot-on. Sad that it is still relevant
Wow....
This video is no longer an exaggeration
Grigori Rasputin It was never an exaggeration. Every single one of these (except the bigendered one, which is still unconfirmed) have happened in real life.
Tech guy from an expo made an innuendo based on dongles. SJW heard it and he got fired
Yale headmaster tweeted that people can wear anything for halloween. SJWs got triggered and harassed him until he resigned
Teacher protesting for "safe spaces" summoned some "muscle" to keep a school reporter from doing his job
Yes
Nashamation 4565 and now the bigendered one has a real life counterpart with the “ITS MAAM” from the GameStop video
forever a timeless classic
I just found this. its gorgeous.
Fox and Wolf Yes
It would be pretty sad if this song becomes timeless; I hope the SJW movement dies
Reynaldo Gloria Yes, I think anyone who is at least mildly intelligent would agree.
Half way through 2020, still as poiniently accurate as when it was released
0:52 the sexism of testicular cancer...
this man is now dating laci green.
he ejaculates red pills
I'll never get over this
don't panic, laci has been giving the red pill
#BestTimeline
HE FUCKING CONVERTED A SJW!!! HOLY SHIT!!
the sad thing is that this video gets more and more true with age rather than less..
There was even somebody crying at a u.n. Meeting.
If you watched the background, it got worse as time went on.
I feel like you just got pushed further into intolerance
@@juan-dq9iw for people that preach tolerance, you literally hate, attack, and doxx people who disagree with you, gr8
Yup
2023, this still fire
In 2020, this feels tame
This song fits 2019 so Well.
Edit: and 2020 even more.
Edit: and 2021...
Sad but true
@XnF_TheBigRocK indeed it will
@@badfang312 its gonna be the 2020's theme song
"It's Current Year..."
@Th3FatKat I was going to say that but thx
We joked years ago. Now we’re simply trying to survive. Such is the curse of those who predict the future.
Ah lyrics are factually actual event's that were caught Recorded the professor & Costumes aother calling fro back up
@Butt Monkey Entry Date: June 11, 2100 hours.
The pandemic has worsened. People are dying by the hundreds and infections even faster. The U.S.A seems a lost cause, citizens are out in the streets protesting against racial discrimination due to the murder of one George Floyd. Ignoring these noble yet slightly misguided people, groups within these protests have turned to looting, rioting, and violence. Twitter is now a complete warzone, with straight white men being gunned down, fired and abused left, right and centre. May God have mercy on that poor country.
Additional Note: People want the police force to be decommissioned.... for everyone but themselves of course. Fucking hypocrit- I mean, Antifa members.
If things don't get better we'll soon be living in apocalyptic wastelands and ghost towns
Well, at least i get to live one of my childhood dreams
Buy a boat and go explore
@@idunnodo1142 m8 i love seeing america suffer. They have had free reign over the world for far too long. Now china will be the number 1 superpower.
This is unironically a good song
6 years ago... still relevant
You sir, should get a trophy. Maybe even, a pizza trophy!
+shokura whoa, guess I can summon ceiling pizzas now
Well, there is some pizza place in the USA that are making pizza boxes out of old pizza. So ceilings could be a thing, it would redefine pizza hut.
From The Pizz or Papa John's?
Not sure, either way its kinda gross.
+shokura you don't like pizza?
i have a long ass story to tell you.
so gather around and grab your nearest voice actor to read this for you in a soothing voice.
ahem.
a few years ago, i had gottten a scholarship to go to a chior camp at a college in whitewater, wisconsin.
upon arrival, i was getting strange looks from a large group of SJWs, lesbians, and feminists.
i hadn't said anything to them yet, so i decided to introduce myself.
somehow, i ended up becoming close friends with every single one of them.
this has got to be the only group of SJWs that actually got along with me without bringing up anything political or how many genders there are.
we spent the week laughing, singing, and playing games.
you know, like normal human beings.
i decided that this week will go down in history as "the week of common sense."
i will continue to celebrate the week of common sense by gathering up as many people out of that group of SJWs, and the vast majority of my friends and set our differences aside so we may play a shit ton of video games in peace.
we still celebrate the week of common sense to this day, its still a ton of fun.
one day, a few of the SJWs called me up and told me that they needed a lead singer for their band.
i happily agreed to be the lead singer for the band.
although, all we had done was covers of songs from better bands until one day, when i had decided to present a song that i had wrote at chior camp.
they liked it.
alot.
we performed it infront of a large crowd of people at my hometown's block party.
we had made plenty of money in tips from just that one song.
the crowd asked for 3 encores.
and that is the story of the only time i found a friendly group of SJWs.
Good for you!
wait.....friendly sjw? WHY HAVE THEY BEEN HIDING FROM US?!
They're human too... Some of them anyhow.
Like the nazi dude, not every nazi is monster.
Tactical Hill Midget Not very SJW if they were willing to perform covers of other songs. Real SJWs find everything problematic.
I had a SJW friend briefly, and not some teen but a 40 year old woman. She was #TRIGGERED by the song "All About That Base" which at first I thought it was because of the message that women should care about what men think of their looks, which while stupid, I could kind of understand.
But nope, she decided that the song was body shaming... The most body positive song I've ever heard and she somehow decided it was body shaming. I wanted to ask how, but I figured her answer would cause a brain prolapse so I decided it wasn't worth my death and moved on.
Not even wine ages as fine as this song.
More than 5 years old and still relevant
"Free download - Support if you want"
"The minimum price is $1 USD."
Free*
He's using the Bernie definition of free.
It was free in the past (at least when I downloaded it.)
if its downloaded through band camp, you only get a certain amount of free downloads a month
Try this
www.youtube-mp3.org/
AIN'T NO REST FOR THE TRIGGERED!!!!
I'm really afraid to laugh at this because this is what the country is going to.
Just beat the shit out of the damn sjw's that start spouting non-sense,gets rid of their victim card and teaches you to get good at kicking their ass
@@Usiff_Vons Sounds like what a facist would do, assaulting people you don't agree with.
@@pp-pq2zb do you see a gas tank
@@pp-pq2zb
SJWs already hurt and beat people up and sometimes even kill people for disagreeing with them. SJWs are facist pretending they're not facist by accusing everyone else of being facist. They are also extremely narcissistic and lack empathy. They don't see anything as human beings and they fail to see people as people. All they care about is identity politics, labels and clout. They don't actually truly give a shit about women, LGBT or any ethnicity. All they care about is trying to prove themselves to others in their tribalistic collectivist group, feeling superior, feeling like they matter more than everyone else in this meaningless existence and meaningless universe, feeling like they are contributing to the cause, fueling unnecessary Grass Roots Movements, putting labels on everything and popularity and gaining clout by clout chasing.
When they do something that proves themselves to their ideological group regardless of how bad their own actions are, thus are rewarded for their own actions that impressed their ideological group. And if they do something that is foreign and disapproving by their ideological group and if they stray away from the pack, they are shunned, shamed, ridiculed and punished for their own actions and self that are disapproved by their own ideological group. They mirror and act exactly like the Alt Right.
I'll be working on a video on my channel and I will be starting a new intellectual commentary talk show series called, Objective Points. It's a pun on words because I also have a secondary gaming channel and I speak objective facts by judging a book by the actions and contents of the character, never by the cover.
@@Usiff_Vons What?
This fits today gaming environment and today's society really well
I'm a liberal and this is funny. Some radicals do be like this, it's annoying.
You sure have my respect. It’s great to see a fellow leaning moderate that won’t just kill someone over a tweet
@@amyjohnson8383 I hate all those SJWs and extremists who made "cancel culture" a thing, even though I'm left wing. It's honestly sad to see how soft people have become.
Some? They're the rule not the exception. Clean your room
I used to be in your position. Now I’m libertarian free market capitalist, but like, I know how it feels because I was there.
Dude I’m republican and our radical right dude it is funny seeing them triggered
The 2.8k dislikes must’ve been the people who got triggered
Zach be careful, they are tracking and searching you. There ain't no rest for the triggered
3.2 now
@a number two numbers shut the fuck up, know your place TRAASH - Filthy Frank TV
@a number two numbers Do you also know that no one cares a shyt about what you said?
@a number two numbers LOL it's all the opposite, manly people doesn't agree with others, they express their own ideas. Agreeing with others is a social justice value. Stop being a social justice warrior and accept the reality.
I wanna see a video of SJWs reacting to this song..
i would pay to see a video like that
Synapse
They might do a kickstarter first and later a Patreon in case they are triggered by this video.
Synapse and everybody once hated the fine bros, they are the heroes we need now!
Unfortunately, we can only imagine it based on their whinging in the comments.
Right? My tears bucket is overflowing and buckets are hard to come by these days. (not really)
My sister yelled at me saying I was racist in front of my whole family for laughing at a joke 😂 playing this in celebration
Chris Ray Gun was making such funny parodies back in the day before he started dating that feminist.