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Any idea of a site that has the Japanese king of the hill with English audio? I use a Russian fan site but it only has a few episodes with English Subs.
Fun fact: Mike Judge confirmed in an interview that Dale didn't scream after having his finger severed from pain or even from the horror of the bodily mutilation. He screamed because he was physically seperated from his source of tobacco smoke.
@@trypticon8619because of the bug spray he constantly inhales as an exterminatir, he is in a constant state of lucid dreaming while simultaneously being awake. He can take damage that would kill a person but if he just dreams that he's okay his body recovers.
lets be completely honest here, when Dale was charged by that deer he was only acting and threw the gun perfectly to his son to allow him to grow into a true man, whose earned dales superior genetics.
@@jackbishop8610 Yes, Dale's genetics... Which were perfectly copied by aliens that then used the genetic code to impregnate Nancy. Didn't you pay attention to the show?
I noticed the second time he showed that clip that as soon as the deer was felled he IMMEDIATELY went from full blown "panic" to cheering for his son. All according to Keikaku.
You’ve missed a large power that Dale Possesses even when completely unarmed Dale can completely blind and immobilize his opponent with his mastery of Pocket Sand.
I took it as knowing what books a person has read can lead to finding out passwords and traits they may have picked up from said book. So he just says A BOOK to give no info besides that he can, in fact, read.
Now I may be wrong, but judging by the infamous “Pocket Sand” scene. As well as the fact that he can lift a 200+ pound sewer lid with ease, I believe that it’s quite possible that Dale has the strength to crush a rock into sand with his bare hands. Which he can then store in his pockets, leaving him with an infinite amount of pocket sand to temporarily blind his enemies. Which could be crucial in a serious battle, so I believe that could add an extra .5% to Dale’s total power.
Came back here to pay my respects to this great man and one of if the greatest tv characters ever. Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick aka Dale Gribble aka Rusty Shackleford. You will be sorely missed.
The way Dale sees himself, tall and muscular with flowing locks, is what he actually looks like. His lanky, balding appearance is just another illusion to conceal his true power.
His death really hit me hard. I was really looking forward to the new episodes because of Dale and what he has to say about the present times. I know they did some episodes with him and recorded some material. I'm sure they'll do his character right and give him a proper goodbye. I also miss Britney Murphy she was such a beautiful person. Very talented too.
I love this. Most breakdowns of dale either discuss how sad of a character he is or try to defend that he's not THAT sad of a character. I think you tapped into a more logical reality.
The man is a chain smoker yet still has the cardiovascular endurance to escape a angry group of Dallas cowboy fans by parkouring up a tree and over Hanks fence
@Nero Wynn yeah!! I came here to say this. He has his son's love and will never divorce Nancy. John redcorn might get to fuck Nancy, but she'll never be his wife, and he will never have a relationship with his biological son.
Unless he had a pre nuptial agreement Bill keeping the house is the least believable part of the entire show. I've been through family court and even if you had a video of your exwife giving the judge a "favor" while injecting heroin and plotting to murder the kids a guy still won't win.
Thats how I wanna go lmao but my life isnt that exciting as right at this moment I'm trying to keep a coat of peanut butter on a drumstick and deep fry it....
Read someplace that Dale is not only an exterminator... but he is, in fact, an EX-Terminator. As in a T-1000. His character design is based on Robert Patrick's T-1000 liquid metal antagonist in Terminator 2 - the slight frame (though liberties were taken with Dale's waistline), his shades, his flexibility, strength and knowledge of multiple languages and weapons all point to this being true. Awesome video - love what you've done here!
@@roykoopaplush8610 He’s definitely still acting; I think he’s a featured character on The Walking Dead now. It’d be so cool to see him as Dale; it sure would give him a chance to be kooky & creative!
One thing I believe you neglected to mention in season 9 is that Dale reveals to a DMV worker that he has not only a 3-way phone, but a vast network of allies as well, that reaches to the president of the United States of America. This gives him access to one of the greatest forces in human history: the power of friendship. Now, while he does have access to this power with just his alleyway group of guys, it should go without saying that with more friends, the power of friendship grows stronger, and the more powerful the friends, the more powerful the boost.
@@calebbennett563 They would have been wet if they were directly from the ground therefor requiring 2x more the dosage rather if they were dried. The patch he had my rough guess would have been roughly 5-6G Wet 1-2G dried roughly 3G Dried is being generous.
The fact that he does more and more incredible feats over the series makes me think Mike judge really thought this through and actually gave Dale super powers on purpose
People swore that Trash Armor Bill beating Armored Dale was terrible power scaling, but they forget that Bill is an experimental Army Supersoldier, created through Operation Infinite Walrus. This explains why Dale chose a Walrus for his "Project" to increase his cold resistance, he was trying to replicate the project that gave Bill his abilities.
@@HandsomeLongshanks Placebo is the codename of a top secret super soldier serum. It was given that codename to look unimportant on official documents.
Thank you for reminding me about the scene with Dale telling the cops to let Bobby take the shot. It shows that Dale has a great deal of respect for Bobby's talents as a marksman, a fact about the character that's forgotten about for a majority of the series.
@@looowlayrs9584Satire, put simply, is a dramatized or fake representation of stories.the video stretches the truth to expand the reality of what Dale is capable of. He uses mistakes the show made in balancing the strength of Dale (as he interacts throughout the shows many seasons). You see him preform many feats of great strength to fit a scene, while disregarding the acts of strength he has lacked at other moments in the show.
@@looowlayrs9584 a creature from greek mythology, midchievious wood dwellers with legs and horns of a goat and body of Man. They are servants of the god Pan.
man, dale's japanese voice is nothing like the english one. he sounds like those anime villains who look like realistic japanese old men instead of beautiful anime dolls, as to signify they're evil.
Re. the tank episode, you forgot about his teleportation powers from hiding in the closet in one scene and revealing himself from the sewer the next. Also his endemic memory displayed from being able to drive a tank just from having read an instruction manual. In Russian.
I theorize that was actually another one of his ploys to seem vulnerable, rather than actually being caught unaware. If anything, with enough cigarettes he could've grown that finger back in no time, but chose instead to both seem vulnerable and to get back at Hank for not being keenly aware of his surroundings in a moment of anger.
I think that dale as an exterminator is leveraging a principle similar to the “sword logic” of the Destiny universe where one can increase their power by killing weaker beings. Who knows how powerful he could grow if dale was left to continuously annihilate Arland’s bugs.
With that logic, the reason that he slowly but steadily increase his power is because the bugs don't provide to much power, but the sheer quantity Dale has killed gives him his powers
Texas Fireant venom has neurotoxin in it. It physically scars you when you get bit, en mass they actually destroy the skin semi permanently. The fact that his scarring didn't last is incredible.
Dale not even flinching at the garage explosion shows that hes incredibly adept and use to high pressure situations. The other instances when he shows to cower or crack under pressure i.e when the deer charges at him was him hiding his power once again. Notice how he threw the gun in the air and it landed directly into his son-ish arms. Everything was calculated from the getgo as everything normally is by himm possibly even his own birth
@@kgpspyguy He could've easily shot the dear himself but chose to create a high stress situation to see if his son also possessed the gift of Gribble, which although Joseph is not his biological son, he's attained some of Dale's power from exposure.
@@SirDudeGuyManBro Joseph is Dale's son dale has Indian ancestors and his dna was taken by aliens to then impregnate his wife Same with his daughter that he didnt want bill raising
Besides the blue stipes, those mushrooms look more like destroying angels. He didn't eat hallucinogenic mushrooms. He ate extremely deadly mushrooms, and they made him hallucinate.
@@kingkraken5740 Of course! Why else would he personally taste test all the pesticides and chemicals that he did? He just can’t get enough of that unique flavor!
Something to note about medieval plate armor: it's not nearly as restrictive as most people think. While it is heavy, the weight is well distributed over the wearer's whole body, and it still allows a surprisingly flexible range of motion. Skilled fighters from the time could move nearly as fast in full plate as they would unencumbered. This means that Mighty Knight Dale's speed and agility penalties could be almost entirely negated with the proper training, making him insanely overpowered.
A suit of armor will (should, if it's made FOR you) be more flexible than you are. It would make no sense to make the limits of the armor any less than the limits of the person wearing it. Yes, extremely heavy, but not restrictive in the slightest. (besides, of course, the weight) The most restrictive part about a suit of armor is usually the leather padding you wear under it.
He was walking around in a suit of armor that was made for someone Bills size. He was trying not to bend the metal as he moved around, making it cumbersome.
20:23 in this scene Dale's mastery of another language is impressive, but the most powerful part is him instantly setting that mouse trap one handed, perfectly tossing it gently enough to not set it off and yet perfectly enough for that scurrying rat to be unable to avoid it. Setting it one handed,with the way a mechanical mousetrap functions, is nigh on impossible without snapping it shut on your fingers unless you had PERFECT dexterity, grip strength and finger flexibility... but to toss it with it still being set upon landing any kind of distance would take absolute muscle control on a godlike level. Also, he didn't land the trap on the rat (although at this point we know he undoubtedly could have) but rather landed it where the rat was going to be in the near future. We know this because the trap had no bait, therefore no incentive for the rat to inspect it. It had already decided to run that direction. Predicting which way a rat will run at night in a dark alley is impossible, as they run for the dark and everything is dark at that place and time. As a matter of fact even noticing the rat would be relatively powerful considering he'd have to keep his attention on his contact and all of his surroundings at the same time. This means only one of two thing: 1. Dale is so perceptive he can spot objects in absolute darkness and even differentiate between miniscule differences in shadow level while doing this with every single thing in his field of view, or 2. He is blatantly displaying for an observer a small act of PRECOGNITION, making him a telepath as well as his other abilities. If you want my opinion....it's both. BTW, subbed.
I believe there was a power move you missed back in season 6 episode 2, where it's revealed he learned the attack "pocket sand" that can instantly disable an enemy and it has a 100% chance to hit.
What we’re all glossing over is the fact that hank’s table saw is SO POWERFUL that it can damage a supreme being such as Dale as though they were plain cedar Edit: For those saying that Dale allowed himself to be damaged, this would be completely out of character. Dale is a supreme being with a supreme ego, he is aware of his power, and constantly flaunts it throughout the series.
Hanks table saw was probably maintained by hank according to the manual, by hank himself....its def going to be a lot better than damn near every table saw.
The fact the saw's safety features didn't activate is testimate that Dale's skin is not like any other flesh. Or he was able to subtly move his finger faster than the saw's flesh detection which is faster than a fraction of a second.
@@zm1786 that’s still cheating tho, just because you ignore it doesn’t make it not cheating. That’s my whole point. If they had an actual open discussion about it and both explicitly consent/are ok with it, *thats* an open or polyamorous thing. Dale may know about it, but his wife doesn’t know that he knows, which is evident since she keeps it a secret for the most part. Open marriage requires open communication. That’s really the beginning and end of it.
I’m only at the 16 minute mark, but I just realized Dayle must be a reality warper or Time & Dimension traveler. As he knew he was being spied on, trying to record and collect all of his information, and it turned out to be you.
that explains why he had all those mistakes. he KNEW he was being watched and that people were onto him, so he faked being afraid, got his finger cut off, all of it. King of the Hill was never Hank, it was Dale all along
Why do you think John Red Corn never just took his girl? Why all the sneaking? Because Natives Americans can sense power levels naturally, because they have special nature powers.
Very true, considering it took like 5 people just to use one infinity stone in Guardians of the Galaxy, though since Quill is the offspring of a Celestial it's entirely possible that if he wasnt there it could take dozens of people to use a infinity stone without harming/killing some of the 'users' of said infinity stone
I mean, the creators were probably not accounting for the weight of the manhole covers (Que the tools being used by the city maintenance implying they know how it works) *Ok, I’m convinced*
@10:50 Dale didn't get scared and throw his gun out of fear, he's spin threw his rifle perfectly into his adopted sons hands so that Joseph could kill his first deer 🦌 by saving the father he loved. It was one of the most beautiful moments of television between a father and son.
Joseph isn’t adopted... he’s the biological love child of John redcorn and Dale’s wife who have an ongoing affair through the series and Dale legitimately believes that Joseph is his biological son
Yeah, if Dale was actually startled by the buck the natural instinct would be to fire. But instead he tosses his gun precisely into joseph's hands, proving that not only is he unfazed by the 10-point buck charging him, but that he is focused and committed to his mission of training his son. He knew that even if joseph missed his shot, he would be able to take on the buck with his bare hands.
@@bradceplina Nah, Dale used his form changing abilities to become biologically Native American and conceive Joseph. He uses John Redcorn to keep Nancy distracted so she doesn't learn his secrets.
Dales spiritual form was probably flying during the mushroom trip as he tells hank he can see his house from here. Mushrooms are considered very spiritual by some people so it’s fair to assume dales spiritual form had an increase in power level as well.
There's one major issue with your hypothesis. The scene in which Dale jumps to swat at Bill, he jumps and this does show that he CAN move at double the speed of a normal person but he also lands twice as fast. This CLEARLY shows that Dale is able to manipulate the forces of gravity localized within his area of influence.
Or just a testament of the power of his swat forcing his body back to the ground perhaps realizing that if he actually jumps the 5 feet it be too obvious
He also gave up a kidney. And the fact that a long time alcoholic and smoker had a kidney healthy enough to donate to a child is a miracle. And he does nothing to change his bad habits after. So that is up there with his regeneration.
In season 2 ep 15, the hills go to Mexico. There Hank finds Dale, who said he was "going on a little drive" and when Hank responded with "Dale that's a 9 hour drive", Dale responded with, "Really?" This in fact confirms that Dale can either teleport or clone.
Theory: Dale gets his power from the toxins he builds up in his system. The evidence is his impossible cigarette consumption, habit of consuming pesticides, possible exposure to nuclear radiation, etc.
@@MerkhVision He has his moments, like when he tells Hank that Peggy and Luanne joined a cult. I quote him and Bobby a lot more than a middle-aged woman should 😂🤣😂
I believe dale works like an rpg character, I’ve noticed the trend of battles and killings only increasing his power, thus his job as an exterminator would make him incredibly powerful
I have almost zero interest in watching a video on Dale Gribble, but the fact that you made a 40 minute video on his power level means that you instantly get a like, and I'll probably let it run in the background in full
@@LiberalsReadmyBio I have noticed some city slickers don't like King of the Hill because they are the type of people to judge a book by its cover, and because of that they decided they wouldn't like the show. I know it's silly to most of us who have given the show a chance and realized it's probably (easily) the best show ever made, but I have worked with some of these people and asked them about it and that's all I could get out of them. Btw these people vote.
Children be like: "haha your favorite protaganist cant beat goku tho" It still utterly shocks me that so many people still live in ignorance of the true power of Dale Gribble
The question is this: How many SpongeBobs would it take to defeat him? My opinion is that, theoretically, no number of SpongeBobs could beat him, since he would need to be completely destroyed almost instantly, since he can redirect his life force, and he could regenerate any injury, and since sponges are vulnerable to poisoning, and dale is both an unchallenged master of poisons and is himself extremely carcinogenic, meaning any attempt to attack him would likely kill at least a few SpongeBobs simply from his passive cancer field, not even considering him utilizing poisons offensively, and given his spiritual cloning abilities, he could multiply his killing power exponentially
Watch all the way to the end for a short message from yours truly
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Idk why the almighty algorithm picked you up out of nowhere, but I'm thankful.
Any idea of a site that has the Japanese king of the hill with English audio? I use a Russian fan site but it only has a few episodes with English Subs.
Make a bill or hank anime power one this is amazing
Nice video i liked the % system keep up the good work ?
Dale has an extra antigen thats why he can regenerate?
Fun fact: Mike Judge confirmed in an interview that Dale didn't scream after having his finger severed from pain or even from the horror of the bodily mutilation. He screamed because he was physically seperated from his source of tobacco smoke.
I figured he screamed to hide his lack of feeling against pain and to keep his act up in front of the guys, but that makes more sense
Christ XD hahahahaha
@@trypticon8619because of the bug spray he constantly inhales as an exterminatir, he is in a constant state of lucid dreaming while simultaneously being awake. He can take damage that would kill a person but if he just dreams that he's okay his body recovers.
Me asf
@@secondarytrollaccountwhen i eat so much mushrooms i become a main character and gain plot armor from tripping to hard 🤣
lets be completely honest here, when Dale was charged by that deer he was only acting and threw the gun perfectly to his son to allow him to grow into a true man, whose earned dales superior genetics.
Dales... Genetics...
@@jackbishop8610 Yes, Dale's genetics... Which were perfectly copied by aliens that then used the genetic code to impregnate Nancy. Didn't you pay attention to the show?
@@buttersbb3328 Obviously not.
Dale gave his son his MEMES, not his GENES, Jack.
MEMES can be stronger than biological data, MEMES can be the soul, Son!
I noticed the second time he showed that clip that as soon as the deer was felled he IMMEDIATELY went from full blown "panic" to cheering for his son. All according to Keikaku.
Love how Bobby was instantly ready to take the shot on Dale and even tried to take a officer's rifle.
Saw that episode the other day😂😂
his "okay" sounds so sad and resigned, like he's been putting this chore off
that boy ain't right
You’ve missed a large power that Dale Possesses even when completely unarmed Dale can completely blind and immobilize his opponent with his mastery of Pocket Sand.
Sh-sh-sha!
Shh. That is a secret. I hope Dale forgives you.
@Thot Destroyer I mean… 5% is everything…
All that while taking care of show turtles.
Pocket Sand can blind a billion people with one pocketful. It has 100 fold power on DB's Solar Flare.
"I have read A BOOK"
Jesus christ he's too powerful to let live
But on the same coin, too powerful to kill
I took it as knowing what books a person has read can lead to finding out passwords and traits they may have picked up from said book.
So he just says A BOOK to give no info besides that he can, in fact, read.
in this day and age, reading a book is a super power imo
why did I read this in charlie's voice lol
There he goes … one of gods own prototypes never even considered for mass production.
"I have personally taste tested each and every household pesticide. I have read a book..."
That one always kills me
🤣
I HAVE READ A BOOK
But it doesn’t kill Dale
Fr
not even a book on pesticides. Just a book.
Now I may be wrong, but judging by the infamous “Pocket Sand” scene. As well as the fact that he can lift a 200+ pound sewer lid with ease, I believe that it’s quite possible that Dale has the strength to crush a rock into sand with his bare hands. Which he can then store in his pockets, leaving him with an infinite amount of pocket sand to temporarily blind his enemies. Which could be crucial in a serious battle, so I believe that could add an extra .5% to Dale’s total power.
Brilliant.
I laughed too hard reading this
Amount of sand dependant on amount of rocks available to him
Then he could just carry around small rocks and avoid laundry sand.
Not to mention his squirrel maneuver. Dude can jump stupid high
"How could Dale possibly start a propane shop without Hank noticing?"
Me: He started a business remotely?
*"Dale has mastered spiritual cloning"*
the polar opposite of Occam's Razor
@@crazyman-t1b the best way to gauge a man’s power level is always to round up
@@crazyman-t1b Called Arkham's Razor
Occam's crowbar.
He bought it out and only goes once a month to check the bugs and the books.
Came back here to pay my respects to this great man and one of if the greatest tv characters ever.
Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick aka Dale Gribble aka Rusty Shackleford.
You will be sorely missed.
The way Dale sees himself, tall and muscular with flowing locks, is what he actually looks like. His lanky, balding appearance is just another illusion to conceal his true power.
Just like the Emperor or Mankind
Like Toguro?
Exactly, it's like Freiza, his transformations are merely him removing his self limiters/suppressions
Love this
I prefer to think his scrawny look is correct and that he's somehow related to Beavis lol
John redcorn:I stole your wife
Dale:I stole your son.
Sigma male moment
@@hellsing507 #infinizillionairesigmagrindset
Damn..
Dale's playing the long game for sure
A stronger man than I.
Today we lost a legend boys. The voice actor of Dale Johnny Hardwick passed away. Pour out some pocket sand in honor of this man. RIP
What makes him benching 35 pounds funnier is that a bar weighs 45
That's what I thought. Thumbs up!
Could be training with a kids or woman’s bar though.. 😂😂
An Olympic bar, or 2 inch bar, weighs 45lbs.. a 1inch bar can weigh between 5-25 pounds.. I doubt the bar he uses is more than 10 pounds
That's actually how strong Dale is he can bench a 45lb bar at a 35lb weight
That just means he is so powerful that he can break the physics of reality and erase matter from the bar just by touching it.
As a 5'10", 160lb man, this brings me courage. Gonna go huff insecticide now.
Status update!
@@lordfenix17 I am powerful.
5'10 160 pounder here. Can you give me an update on the insecticide based PED?
@@slaydon3 I've lost 10 pounds, glow in the dark, and no longer feel temperature. I consider this a win.
@@brandoncallahan9289 i mean dale can’t feel temperatures either, you might be on to something here
R.I.P John Michael Hardwick the voice actor man won't be forgotten he was the true powerhouse his performances won't be unnoticed
His death really hit me hard. I was really looking forward to the new episodes because of Dale and what he has to say about the present times.
I know they did some episodes with him and recorded some material. I'm sure they'll do his character right and give him a proper goodbye.
I also miss Britney Murphy she was such a beautiful person. Very talented too.
Gotta say, pretty impressive that Dale learned Russian just to read a US tank manual that was probably already available in English.
You won't see whole truth is us manuals, everything important is classified.
He didnt learn it, one of his clones already did, the one that eventually made the business deap with the russians
I love this. Most breakdowns of dale either discuss how sad of a character he is or try to defend that he's not THAT sad of a character. I think you tapped into a more logical reality.
100%
😅😅 Not a single doubt
Dale is legit the best dad in the series, he’s hardly pathetic even if the kid isn’t his
You said most logical lolol
hes a traitor.
The man is a chain smoker yet still has the cardiovascular endurance to escape a angry group of Dallas cowboy fans by parkouring up a tree and over Hanks fence
Dale Gribble is so powerful he willfully ignored his own wife’s affair for over 13 years
He knows that his super-sperm would probably destroy Nancy. Her uterus couldnt contain such raw power
@Nero Wynn yeah!! I came here to say this. He has his son's love and will never divorce Nancy. John redcorn might get to fuck Nancy, but she'll never be his wife, and he will never have a relationship with his biological son.
Sh sh Shaaaa!
@@kyddkreature9801 His own body couldn't contain it either
@@squishy8758 I love how you guys are supporting cuckoldry in a purely sensical way, and I completely agree.
Bill survived a tank explosion and american divorce WHILE keeping the house in the end. Get gud Dale
Still pretty weak compared to Dale
Hardest thing for anyone to do, not even Superman could keep his house in a divorce.
Unless he had a pre nuptial agreement Bill keeping the house is the least believable part of the entire show. I've been through family court and even if you had a video of your exwife giving the judge a "favor" while injecting heroin and plotting to murder the kids a guy still won't win.
@@-.-deezhuts6143 Nah nothing packs a punch more than getting devorced.
bill's compromise comes in his overtly trusting and gullible nature and the fact that his emotional strength is basically 0.
Watching this today in honor of Dale's iconic voice actor Johnny Hardwick. RIP 1959-2023
7:29 I love how Bobby is so willing to honor Dale's last request.
😅😅😅 Bobby Hill is so funny
He's a true friend 😪
Actually, pretty accurate since in a previous episode it was established that Bobby is an incredible marksman prodigy
Bobby hill is a stone cold killer. Unbreakable. Cotton himself said it. He's like mud.
Thats how I wanna go lmao but my life isnt that exciting as right at this moment I'm trying to keep a coat of peanut butter on a drumstick and deep fry it....
I really just can't believe king of the hill has a cult following in Japan, I find it amazing lol.
They love western media considering a lot of them stay in Japan. It’s the same here with our localized weebs
@@monoponok8998
We need to teach them gun safety and ammosexuality. We can't protect them from Chinese aggression, but maybe we don't need to.
Corey in The House too
@@G.Bfit.93 Korean in the house
@@manictiger *YES*
I'd like to point out dales Fonzie like kick of the truck that instantly fixes it as Hank desperately tries to fix it with tools
I love how you explain Dales power level using Dale-logic.
That's what every power level video is
You mean facts
Read someplace that Dale is not only an exterminator... but he is, in fact, an EX-Terminator. As in a T-1000. His character design is based on Robert Patrick's T-1000 liquid metal antagonist in Terminator 2 - the slight frame (though liberties were taken with Dale's waistline), his shades, his flexibility, strength and knowledge of multiple languages and weapons all point to this being true.
Awesome video - love what you've done here!
Genius 🧠 ⚡️
The YTP community has known this for years. Metal/Terminator Dale has been in plenty of KoTH YTPs and it's always fun when he shows up
@@ben-chan420 Robodale!
I could definitely see Robert Patrick play Dale if there was ever a live action King of the Hill
@@roykoopaplush8610 He’s definitely still acting; I think he’s a featured character on The Walking Dead now. It’d be so cool to see him as Dale; it sure would give him a chance to be kooky & creative!
One thing I believe you neglected to mention in season 9 is that Dale reveals to a DMV worker that he has not only a 3-way phone, but a vast network of allies as well, that reaches to the president of the United States of America. This gives him access to one of the greatest forces in human history: the power of friendship. Now, while he does have access to this power with just his alleyway group of guys, it should go without saying that with more friends, the power of friendship grows stronger, and the more powerful the friends, the more powerful the boost.
So technically, Dale has the United States military at his disposal
Dale: “Bobby will put me down clean.” Bobby: “Okay..”
We can’t even begin to comprehend Bobby’s power scale
He’s trying to hide his power from Bobby and the Police
Bobby was so down haha
I freaking love Bobby's "okay!?"
One of my favorite scenes
Those mushrooms looked like psilocybe azurescens, a species known to temporarily paralyze you. Dale was able to climb trees on a high dosage of it.
Azurescens don't cause paralysis unless you eat way too many, but Dale must have built a tolorance
@@ryanwagner656 and Dale was literally eating hand fulls of them.
@@ryanwagner656 They literally said “on a high dosage” but thanks for that added info
@@ryanwagner656 K,]♧
@@calebbennett563 They would have been wet if they were directly from the ground therefor requiring 2x more the dosage rather if they were dried. The patch he had my rough guess would have been roughly 5-6G Wet 1-2G dried roughly 3G Dried is being generous.
The fact that he does more and more incredible feats over the series makes me think Mike judge really thought this through and actually gave Dale super powers on purpose
People swore that Trash Armor Bill beating Armored Dale was terrible power scaling, but they forget that Bill is an experimental Army Supersoldier, created through Operation Infinite Walrus.
This explains why Dale chose a Walrus for his "Project" to increase his cold resistance, he was trying to replicate the project that gave Bill his abilities.
“Trying”? I think you mean “succeeding.” He has the durability of a walrus, perhaps even the durability of two walruses.
I just watched that episode like a week ago. Bill had the placebo and wasn't experimented on
@@HandsomeLongshanks Placebo is the codename of a top secret super soldier serum. It was given that codename to look unimportant on official documents.
@@MaynardCrowYeah, it was made by Puh- fizer.
What's funny is that if dale was overpowered he would totally pretend to be unable to do things because of his extreme paranoia
If?
@@zestyzucc7645 I was going to claim Dale was overpowered but Dale said he would use .000001% of his power to eviscerate me
@@danielmallory4687 If you want the entire reality destroyed, have Rusty Shackleford go up against Shaggy
RIP johnny hardwick, you will always be one of the strongest characters in shonen
Thank you for reminding me about the scene with Dale telling the cops to let Bobby take the shot. It shows that Dale has a great deal of respect for Bobby's talents as a marksman, a fact about the character that's forgotten about for a majority of the series.
Dale is an OP father figure, even to Hanks kid.
The fact this video is satire, while remaining consistent, is almost unbelievable. Your work is not lost on me my friend. Well done.
satire?
@@looowlayrs9584Satire, put simply, is a dramatized or fake representation of stories.the video stretches the truth to expand the reality of what Dale is capable of. He uses mistakes the show made in balancing the strength of Dale (as he interacts throughout the shows many seasons). You see him preform many feats of great strength to fit a scene, while disregarding the acts of strength he has lacked at other moments in the show.
@@jackofalltradesprepping9611 just because Dale's power is too profound for us to comprehend doesn't mean this video is satire.
@@looowlayrs9584 a creature from greek mythology, midchievious wood dwellers with legs and horns of a goat and body of Man. They are servants of the god Pan.
@@Daddy_Skeletor true
It's good to be Greek 🙃
He didn't die, he just went back to his home planet. We'll miss ya space cadet.
man, dale's japanese voice is nothing like the english one. he sounds like those anime villains who look like realistic japanese old men instead of beautiful anime dolls, as to signify they're evil.
A subtle nod to the harshness of reality and the beautiful appeal of idealism.
*"Computers don't make mistakes, what they do they do on purpose..."*
-Dale Gribble
Re. the tank episode, you forgot about his teleportation powers from hiding in the closet in one scene and revealing himself from the sewer the next. Also his endemic memory displayed from being able to drive a tank just from having read an instruction manual. In Russian.
The only way Hank could cut Dale's finger is because it severed his Cigarette while he was caught unaware.
Lmfao
I theorize that was actually another one of his ploys to seem vulnerable, rather than actually being caught unaware. If anything, with enough cigarettes he could've grown that finger back in no time, but chose instead to both seem vulnerable and to get back at Hank for not being keenly aware of his surroundings in a moment of anger.
@@JG_Wentworth i agree totally. He achieved harmony in season 1, everything4 else is a god tier creature playing with his friends
I think that dale as an exterminator is leveraging a principle similar to the “sword logic” of the Destiny universe where one can increase their power by killing weaker beings. Who knows how powerful he could grow if dale was left to continuously annihilate Arland’s bugs.
yeah, he's one of very few characters grinding for experience to level up as a CAREER
That seems reasonable.
I need a pocket sand emote in Destiny now
Too bad he never hooked up with ol' drifter. A few games of gambit could have done his powers good. Transmat Firing!
With that logic, the reason that he slowly but steadily increase his power is because the bugs don't provide to much power, but the sheer quantity Dale has killed gives him his powers
I heard today that his voice actor died.
R.I.P. Rusty Shackelford
Texas Fireant venom has neurotoxin in it. It physically scars you when you get bit, en mass they actually destroy the skin semi permanently. The fact that his scarring didn't last is incredible.
Dale not even flinching at the garage explosion shows that hes incredibly adept and use to high pressure situations. The other instances when he shows to cower or crack under pressure i.e when the deer charges at him was him hiding his power once again. Notice how he threw the gun in the air and it landed directly into his son-ish arms. Everything was calculated from the getgo as everything normally is by himm possibly even his own birth
Haha your so funny
@@akshaypatel518 I agree with you akshay! I think akshay posted a very funny comment.
@@dominickpissegga2128 until you said their names, i was oblivious to the situation! Akshay really is funny!
Johnny Hardwick, the voice actor who played Dale Gribble has passed away. RIP Johnny
Dale clearly threw the gun to joseph because he's also the most powerful Dad
Exactly, he was giving his son the chance to prove himself.
@@kgpspyguy He could've easily shot the dear himself but chose to create a high stress situation to see if his son also possessed the gift of Gribble, which although Joseph is not his biological son, he's attained some of Dale's power from exposure.
@@SirDudeGuyManBro Joseph is Dale's son dale has Indian ancestors and his dna was taken by aliens to then impregnate his wife
Same with his daughter that he didnt want bill raising
@@RustyNips Dale is dad! Dale is son! Dale is Dale!
Besides the blue stipes, those mushrooms look more like destroying angels.
He didn't eat hallucinogenic mushrooms. He ate extremely deadly mushrooms, and they made him hallucinate.
No. His body simply transmutate the venom into hallucinogenic chemicals for his own pleasure
@@fnfn9229 Oh dang. He must just like the taste of poison, then.
@@kingkraken5740 Of course! Why else would he personally taste test all the pesticides and chemicals that he did? He just can’t get enough of that unique flavor!
Mushrooms can do multiple things, like being toxic and hallucinogenic.
Rest in peace, Johnny Hardwick. From ashes to ashes, and pocket sand to pocket sand, fly high Mr. Shackleford.
Something to note about medieval plate armor: it's not nearly as restrictive as most people think. While it is heavy, the weight is well distributed over the wearer's whole body, and it still allows a surprisingly flexible range of motion. Skilled fighters from the time could move nearly as fast in full plate as they would unencumbered.
This means that Mighty Knight Dale's speed and agility penalties could be almost entirely negated with the proper training, making him insanely overpowered.
A suit of armor will (should, if it's made FOR you) be more flexible than you are. It would make no sense to make the limits of the armor any less than the limits of the person wearing it. Yes, extremely heavy, but not restrictive in the slightest. (besides, of course, the weight) The most restrictive part about a suit of armor is usually the leather padding you wear under it.
He was walking around in a suit of armor that was made for someone Bills size. He was trying not to bend the metal as he moved around, making it cumbersome.
@@Cretaal Oh yeah I could definitely see it being near impossible to move in a suit of armor made for a guy twice your size.
No, that's all part of the ploy to hide his true power. When nobody's looking, he's doing random silent ninja rolls and jumping into trees in it
Following the logic of the video he was just saving face so his friends wouldn't feel too bad
Bobby will put me down clean.
Bobby: ok (reaches for gun).
God damn that's funny
It's an underrated gem, like like the agate.
@@karldomogalla2058 It makes my tummy ache from how hard it makes me laugh - also like the agate😉
Bobby power level needs to be measured as well
Canonically, Bobby is an amazing shot, I don't blame Dale.
Yep, that boy made me chuckle
Rest in peace, Johnny Hardwick.
20:23 in this scene Dale's mastery of another language is impressive, but the most powerful part is him instantly setting that mouse trap one handed, perfectly tossing it gently enough to not set it off and yet perfectly enough for that scurrying rat to be unable to avoid it. Setting it one handed,with the way a mechanical mousetrap functions, is nigh on impossible without snapping it shut on your fingers unless you had PERFECT dexterity, grip strength and finger flexibility... but to toss it with it still being set upon landing any kind of distance would take absolute muscle control on a godlike level. Also, he didn't land the trap on the rat (although at this point we know he undoubtedly could have) but rather landed it where the rat was going to be in the near future. We know this because the trap had no bait, therefore no incentive for the rat to inspect it. It had already decided to run that direction. Predicting which way a rat will run at night in a dark alley is impossible, as they run for the dark and everything is dark at that place and time. As a matter of fact even noticing the rat would be relatively powerful considering he'd have to keep his attention on his contact and all of his surroundings at the same time. This means only one of two thing: 1. Dale is so perceptive he can spot objects in absolute darkness and even differentiate between miniscule differences in shadow level while doing this with every single thing in his field of view, or 2. He is blatantly displaying for an observer a small act of PRECOGNITION, making him a telepath as well as his other abilities. If you want my opinion....it's both.
BTW, subbed.
I believe there was a power move you missed back in season 6 episode 2, where it's revealed he learned the attack "pocket sand" that can instantly disable an enemy and it has a 100% chance to hit.
That technique deserves a video of it's own.
Forreal, surprised pocket sand wasn't mentioned
I just found out he passed away. R.i.p. Legend. I hope you're throwing pocket sand in heaven
Confirmed: Dale Gribble is an SCP that the foundation hasn't found yet because of his extreme paranoia.
He is unknowable
Hahahahaha
He has already infiltrated them
Actually could make sense 😂😂
I need that scp
What we’re all glossing over is the fact that hank’s table saw is SO POWERFUL that it can damage a supreme being such as Dale as though they were plain cedar
Edit: For those saying that Dale allowed himself to be damaged, this would be completely out of character. Dale is a supreme being with a supreme ego, he is aware of his power, and constantly flaunts it throughout the series.
He moved his life force out of his hand
Hanks table saw was probably maintained by hank according to the manual, by hank himself....its def going to be a lot better than damn near every table saw.
The saw can’t cut the finger off a supreme being such as dale
Dale probably allowed the saw to cut his finger off to avoid looking suspicious
The fact the saw's safety features didn't activate is testimate that Dale's skin is not like any other flesh. Or he was able to subtly move his finger faster than the saw's flesh detection which is faster than a fraction of a second.
In order to show power by simply not feeling pain
rip Johnny Hardwick, thank you for giving an unforgettable voice to the unforgettable power that is Dale Gribble
I love how he keeps tabs on everyone.(He knows his wife cheats on him) He knows Bobby is the best shot around and asks him to put him down.
he let his wife cheat on him because he's infertile from inhaling so many pesticides. his power has a cost.
Technically if he allows her to cheat. Or have lover. They are an Open marriage or swingers. Not really cheating
@@FrostyGerardo-kr7xsnot really, since his wife doesn’t know he knows. Need to have open communication to have an open marriage.
@@undercookedtoast1479 Dale is sterile(from eating and inhaling too many chemicals) and turns a blind eye to nancy's cheating because he wanted a son.
@@zm1786 that’s still cheating tho, just because you ignore it doesn’t make it not cheating. That’s my whole point. If they had an actual open discussion about it and both explicitly consent/are ok with it, *thats* an open or polyamorous thing. Dale may know about it, but his wife doesn’t know that he knows, which is evident since she keeps it a secret for the most part. Open marriage requires open communication. That’s really the beginning and end of it.
I’m only at the 16 minute mark, but I just realized Dayle must be a reality warper or Time & Dimension traveler.
As he knew he was being spied on, trying to record and collect all of his information, and it turned out to be you.
that explains why he had all those mistakes. he KNEW he was being watched and that people were onto him, so he faked being afraid, got his finger cut off, all of it. King of the Hill was never Hank, it was Dale all along
Rest in peace, Johnny Hardwick. We'll never forget you.
Ive been saying Dale is OP as fuck for years and I feel vindicated now.
This is the truth.
I concur.
@Ed gray Rusty doesn't even use skates, he scoots on his bare feet at a serene average of 55mph just to say 'Suck it Sammy Hagar!'
Holy shit!
JohnnyHa!!! The truth has been concurred by the voice of Gribble Babble.
I love every time you say "as we all know" and drop the craziest ability that you associate him with now
Why do you think John Red Corn never just took his girl? Why all the sneaking? Because Natives Americans can sense power levels naturally, because they have special nature powers.
As a native, you're absolutely right
And because they're sneaky
@@marcusharris188 i second this
as a native, i third this
The fact that Dale can handle any of the infinity stones is nothing short of amazing.
Amazing? I think you ment to type "totally expected and something completly normal for Dale"
Wel durability is his biggest stat, he’s pretty much just swapping his min/max
Very true, considering it took like 5 people just to use one infinity stone in Guardians of the Galaxy, though since Quill is the offspring of a Celestial it's entirely possible that if he wasnt there it could take dozens of people to use a infinity stone without harming/killing some of the 'users' of said infinity stone
It's not the fact I'm watching a "Dale Gribble power scale" video on RUclips, it's the fact that it's 40 MINUTES is what surprises me.
And I sat through the whole thing absolutely mesmerized
I mean, the creators were probably not accounting for the weight of the manhole covers
(Que the tools being used by the city maintenance implying they know how it works)
*Ok, I’m convinced*
Yep
Dale would say: "He anit dead, that's what they want you to think!"
RIP Dale ;_;7
@10:50 Dale didn't get scared and throw his gun out of fear, he's spin threw his rifle perfectly into his adopted sons hands so that Joseph could kill his first deer 🦌 by saving the father he loved. It was one of the most beautiful moments of television between a father and son.
Joseph isn’t adopted... he’s the biological love child of John redcorn and Dale’s wife who have an ongoing affair through the series and Dale legitimately believes that Joseph is his biological son
Yeah, if Dale was actually startled by the buck the natural instinct would be to fire. But instead he tosses his gun precisely into joseph's hands, proving that not only is he unfazed by the 10-point buck charging him, but that he is focused and committed to his mission of training his son. He knew that even if joseph missed his shot, he would be able to take on the buck with his bare hands.
@@bradceplina Nah, Dale used his form changing abilities to become biologically Native American and conceive Joseph. He uses John Redcorn to keep Nancy distracted so she doesn't learn his secrets.
When I see a 40 minute dale gribble video I load a bowl and thank Xena for good fortune.
I didn’t even realize it was 40 minutes
Dude weed lmao
@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline WEEED DUDE
Praise Lucy Lawless
RIP Johnny Hardwick. You're spraying roaches in heaven.
Dales spiritual form was probably flying during the mushroom trip as he tells hank he can see his house from here. Mushrooms are considered very spiritual by some people so it’s fair to assume dales spiritual form had an increase in power level as well.
There's one major issue with your hypothesis. The scene in which Dale jumps to swat at Bill, he jumps and this does show that he CAN move at double the speed of a normal person but he also lands twice as fast. This CLEARLY shows that Dale is able to manipulate the forces of gravity localized within his area of influence.
Or just a testament of the power of his swat forcing his body back to the ground perhaps realizing that if he actually jumps the 5 feet it be too obvious
If dale regenerates that well, he can probably live indefinitely without aging.
He also gave up a kidney. And the fact that a long time alcoholic and smoker had a kidney healthy enough to donate to a child is a miracle. And he does nothing to change his bad habits after. So that is up there with his regeneration.
He didn't donate it to a child. He gave it to John force lmao
@@Vaporisers dude watch the episode. The racecar driver didn't need it after all.
@@Vaporisers ruclips.net/video/XDrxZEiFOC0/видео.html 2.22 mark. Coward
In season 2 ep 15, the hills go to Mexico. There Hank finds Dale, who said he was "going on a little drive" and when Hank responded with "Dale that's a 9 hour drive", Dale responded with, "Really?" This in fact confirms that Dale can either teleport or clone.
Came back here to pay respects to one of if not the most powerful man in the King of the Hill Verse. Press F to pay your respects please.
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Going from "this proves this isnt just a crackpot theory" almost immediately into the time stone stuff is a stroke of comedy genius
Theory: Dale gets his power from the toxins he builds up in his system. The evidence is his impossible cigarette consumption, habit of consuming pesticides, possible exposure to nuclear radiation, etc.
Impossible?
Naw, it's just Tuesday.
With the passing of Johnny Hardwick, legends never die.
Okay, no cap tho, Dale kicking open Joseph's door, pistol in each hand is my favorite thing lol
Hell yeah, now that’s a good father!
Holy shit I'm reading this comment literally as I've seen literally as that scene played that's fucking cool
“I don’t let things slip Hank, I place Information.”
RIP to the actor that played/voiced this God-tier character.
He may be gone...but Dale Gribble lives on forever.
Me: Gotta go to bed 4 hours ago.
Also me: 40 minute video on a fictional character from a discontinued TV show, hmm…
Dale is my favorite character in KotH. He’s a little out there, but his moments of clarity and reason make it worth the kooky behavior
I agree with you
Kooky? He’s the only normal one! It’s every one else who’s kooky! Or at least, that’s what I think he’d say himself lmao.
@@MerkhVision
He has his moments, like when he tells Hank that Peggy and Luanne joined a cult. I quote him and Bobby a lot more than a middle-aged woman should 😂🤣😂
Just here to pay my respects to one of the best in voice acting
I believe dale works like an rpg character, I’ve noticed the trend of battles and killings only increasing his power, thus his job as an exterminator would make him incredibly powerful
season 1: This is a little far fetched
season 2: Ah yes, spiritual clones
season 3: my new favorite analysis video
season 4: he had to be high to make this video, I love it.
this was amazing to watch while stoned out of my mind, thank you.
“How bout I read you a story like I used to, you know before you got a mustache and became so frightening” I lost my shit lmfao
I laughed so hard when he was explaining how he got power from smoking the Olympic torch
He was smoking a fresh cig with that flame, so he steeped in smoke all those powers lmao
I watched this last night and woke up this morning to the bad news. RIP Dale. Unless that's just what THEY want us to think...
They are "they"
Hank has a fire and explosion durability through his years of working propane and surviving that propane explosion
Also resistant to dolphin rape
I have almost zero interest in watching a video on Dale Gribble, but the fact that you made a 40 minute video on his power level means that you instantly get a like, and I'll probably let it run in the background in full
That's exactly what I was doing and I'm laughing everytime I zone in to the video
It’s actually kinda interesting if you give it a shot
I don't understand? Dale gribble is a fascinating character
@@LiberalsReadmyBio I have noticed some city slickers don't like King of the Hill because they are the type of people to judge a book by its cover, and because of that they decided they wouldn't like the show. I know it's silly to most of us who have given the show a chance and realized it's probably (easily) the best show ever made, but I have worked with some of these people and asked them about it and that's all I could get out of them. Btw these people vote.
@Jason Redcorn aren’t you judging a book by the cover by generalizing an entire group of people? Lol.
Children be like: "haha your favorite protaganist cant beat goku tho"
It still utterly shocks me that so many people still live in ignorance of the true power of Dale Gribble
I love how serious and not serious this is at the same time.
I do not know this Dale guy, but he does seem to have the spirit power of an Egyptian tiger. I would not want to mess with him...
RIP Johnny Hardwick
(1958-2023)
The question is this: How many SpongeBobs would it take to defeat him?
My opinion is that, theoretically, no number of SpongeBobs could beat him, since he would need to be completely destroyed almost instantly, since he can redirect his life force, and he could regenerate any injury, and since sponges are vulnerable to poisoning, and dale is both an unchallenged master of poisons and is himself extremely carcinogenic, meaning any attempt to attack him would likely kill at least a few SpongeBobs simply from his passive cancer field, not even considering him utilizing poisons offensively, and given his spiritual cloning abilities, he could multiply his killing power exponentially
I’m fully convinced that I am way too high for this.