JERRY MAGUIRE - "Shoplift the Pootie"

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @greeneyelove2003
    @greeneyelove2003 Год назад +45

    I love how he is dead serious about not playing around with a single mother unless he's really feeling something for her.

  • @gilpinsteven
    @gilpinsteven 20 дней назад +2

    Everything about this scene is perfect. The camel, in the background, ducking under the crane, the script, the chemistry between Cuba Gooding and Tom. Hilarious and totally genuine. I love it.

  • @marcoli1215
    @marcoli1215 5 лет назад +65

    The way Cuba walks is legendary.

    • @gilpinsteven
      @gilpinsteven 20 дней назад +1

      He's so confident. I dig his swagger. You can tell he loves his wife, he loves his career, and he loves BEING ALIVE.

  • @jakenorthbriz
    @jakenorthbriz 4 года назад +67

    "They've been to the puppet show, and they've seen the strings"
    Rod Tidwell metaphor for screwd over

  • @ryaanburke7891
    @ryaanburke7891 4 года назад +47

    I swear the chemistry between these two is unmatched! Rod was dropping gems too 💯

  • @JruHoliday
    @JruHoliday 12 лет назад +69

    "... alright... I shoplifted the pootie." LMAO! Great scene.

  • @QuietlyCurious
    @QuietlyCurious 4 года назад +39

    I love classic movie dialogue like this. Smart, witty, lyrical, multiple meanings. It was meant to make up for the fact that not every visual effect imaginable existed yet. So writers had to direct audiences, through dialogue, to their own brains to engage with the story and characters.

  • @jjlax7
    @jjlax7 6 лет назад +28

    0:29 love the change in tone; when Cuba comes w/ the serious question out of nowhere.

  • @martyg8137
    @martyg8137 5 лет назад +43

    1:13 someone needs to Gif that 😂

  • @andreas956
    @andreas956 2 года назад +4

    Best duo in movie history. Love em both!

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 2 года назад +13

    Notice that he talks about the kid being amazing, not her.

  • @ericruiz1036
    @ericruiz1036 5 лет назад +19

    (Jerry marries her)
    ROD: *shrugs* you didn't have the talk did you? *laughs* I guess this is another way to go.

  • @thelonewolf8333
    @thelonewolf8333 3 года назад +8

    LMAO this scene was brilliant!

  • @MagdalenaCancel
    @MagdalenaCancel 8 лет назад +27

    I didn't shoplift the pooty..LMAO

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 2 года назад +5

    As insane as Rod Tidwell was, at least in this regard he spoke as an authority and a seer. You HAD to listen.

    • @pethrosuriahson6156
      @pethrosuriahson6156 2 года назад

      why didn't rod mentions how she treats him a hell of a lot better than the previous monster he was engaged to.
      Exhibit A
      ruclips.net/video/niZKrt4XAZE/видео.html

  • @14Cavel
    @14Cavel 12 лет назад +14

    Two tumbs up for that script!

  • @walnoemispoyt5604
    @walnoemispoyt5604 2 года назад

    Pootie! Pootie! Pootie! Man such epic lines.

  • @pechecordero9794
    @pechecordero9794 Месяц назад

    Not only does this apply to men dating single mothers, but this applies to how men treat women period in the dating game. There are too many cowards out there who either ghost a woman, or play games and flirt, but "don't want her to go." Men look for one thing and think it's the determining factor for a relationship, when there's much more involved to making a relationship work. Women in the dating game should also be fair to men , as there are women out there who play games too.

    • @Eric.1I37
      @Eric.1I37 10 дней назад

      80% of the time it’s women’s fault for this, because 80% of women chase the top 10% of men. Thinking that they actually got a shot with him.
      See it all the time
      “Why do guys kept cheating on me?”
      Well young lady you keep “dating” 9’s and 10’s, when you are a 6.
      Odds are he is just playing around with you till a 8,9, or 10 women shows up(close to his looks match).
      It’s just nature/natural selection, nothing evil about. It just is.
      Face reality ladies, embrace it, and be at peace with it.
      Same goes for men.
      Maybe you will get lucky, but don’t bet you life or emotional well-being on it.

  • @yanetalvarado4737
    @yanetalvarado4737 2 года назад

    This scene is classic!!!!!!!

  • @Gurugurustan
    @Gurugurustan 11 месяцев назад

    I just realized Shoplift the pootie rhymes with Show me the money.

  • @lamnuck
    @lamnuck Год назад

    Imagine a store owner allowing a thief to steal from the store on a regular basis with the hope that the thief will eventually start paying . The thief is wrong to steal, the store owner is being foolish. They're BOTH wrong. IOW a single mom would be wise to withhold the pootie.

  • @beldiman5870
    @beldiman5870 3 года назад

    The second best scene in the movie

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 2 года назад

    Superstition Mountains in the background. Stunning, but brutal hike up to the top of the Flat Iron.

  • @cefishb
    @cefishb 8 лет назад +5

    anybody come here to reminisce bc of the UD entry on Facebook today? LOLOL

    • @byron2332
      @byron2332 3 года назад +1

      No. I don't know what that is.

  • @DwDub
    @DwDub 7 лет назад +10

    Shoplift DEEZ NUTZ

  • @dolcepasquale1
    @dolcepasquale1 6 лет назад +2

    Mitici...

  • @jjlax7
    @jjlax7 6 лет назад +5

    1:14 hilarious

  • @Jepoyskie299
    @Jepoyskie299 5 лет назад +9

    what they mean about shoplift the pooty

    • @1994mrmysteryman
      @1994mrmysteryman 5 лет назад +1

      It means Sex

    • @roamer1389
      @roamer1389 4 года назад +8

      using the kid as an excuse to have sex with the mother.

    • @pethrosuriahson6156
      @pethrosuriahson6156 4 года назад +1

      @@roamer1389
      Call me crazy, but I think the single Mother was definitely an upgrade for Jerry from the previous horrible woman
      ruclips.net/video/niZKrt4XAZE/видео.html

    • @roamer1389
      @roamer1389 4 года назад

      @@pethrosuriahson6156 in this movie, yes. In real life though, both would usually be considered crazy and manipulative.

    • @rillo806
      @rillo806 3 года назад +1

      It means being with someone for the wrong reasons. It could be money, the kid, or even their dog. Just anything that has nothing to do with them as a person.

  • @westlake3737
    @westlake3737 2 года назад

    Funny stuff!!!

  • @shim6057
    @shim6057 3 месяца назад

    Whats wrong with shoplifting the Pootie?

  • @JohnDoe-du1no
    @JohnDoe-du1no 4 года назад +3

    He got sloppy seconds

  • @cinnamonbabkaha
    @cinnamonbabkaha 2 года назад

    Jerry: I didn't shoplift the pootie.
    Me: Then what do you call it...leasing?

  • @queunlimited4779
    @queunlimited4779 9 месяцев назад

    technically he didn't. later she admits to taking advantage of his fear of solitude, sooo.

  • @leafyutube
    @leafyutube 10 лет назад +6

    What exactly is a pootie?

  • @rodericklee8251
    @rodericklee8251 4 года назад

    Oscar

  • @bundaazwir.6339
    @bundaazwir.6339 5 лет назад

    Who's single mother ?
    It's not me.

  • @spicnpol
    @spicnpol 11 месяцев назад +1

    Shoplifting the pootie sounds like what Donald Trump did to America.

    • @heinzyketchupy4175
      @heinzyketchupy4175 3 месяца назад

      Spoken from a supporter of a child sniffing president?

  • @mattwallace9779
    @mattwallace9779 7 лет назад

    VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

    • @ozman1966
      @ozman1966 6 лет назад

      wrong movie, that was the sex ed teacher in Varsity Blues, lol