Killer Bees Are Dangerous

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @kirielvids
    @kirielvids 4 года назад +6485

    "They don't make honey? What do they do?"
    They kill, Charlie.

    • @simardeepdulay6605
      @simardeepdulay6605 4 года назад +165

      Don't they suck up the blood of people to make honey

    • @betabee1221
      @betabee1221 4 года назад +398

      No, they smoke weed and play fortnite. Duh.

    • @wickeli
      @wickeli 4 года назад +65

      They actually are less venomous but their aggression far out ways that fact

    • @aidanpurcell783
      @aidanpurcell783 4 года назад +76

      and they actually do make honey
      so that means that the show was lying, not very surprised

    • @ebolachanislove6072
      @ebolachanislove6072 4 года назад +95

      @@aidanpurcell783 they make way less honey than honeybees **and** they kill honeybees

  • @yungmahu
    @yungmahu 5 лет назад +2141

    i love how sincere you sounded when you said “please save the dog”

  • @kylesics4677
    @kylesics4677 5 лет назад +3972

    So Killer bees are a product of science gone wrong. That are now more intelligent and violent. A classic MewTwo situation.

    • @Hybrid10Prime_Creative
      @Hybrid10Prime_Creative 5 лет назад +47

      @Lucas Reeves How?

    • @kylesics4677
      @kylesics4677 5 лет назад +15

      @Lucas Reeves say what ? 🤔

    • @olfan92
      @olfan92 5 лет назад +67

      Yeah it's pretty weird.
      violent people arent usually the brightest

    • @cassebruh6459
      @cassebruh6459 5 лет назад +7

      @@Hybrid10Prime_Creative He's homophobic.

    • @dragonbalde101
      @dragonbalde101 5 лет назад

      @@olfan92 not always

  • @xray4084
    @xray4084 4 года назад +2803

    5:52 “I don’t mind going outside with a hazmat suit to protect myself” this man was ahead of his time

    • @gabbyd1802
      @gabbyd1802 4 года назад +61

      he astral projected to 2020 with this video and didn't know it.

    • @imthicc69
      @imthicc69 4 года назад +16

      Oh i see

    • @gregtheegg707
      @gregtheegg707 4 года назад +9

      Killer bees and hazmat suits.

    • @TKGaming7750
      @TKGaming7750 4 года назад +1

      Critical successfully predicted 2020

    • @r3trobananas33
      @r3trobananas33 4 года назад +18

      Just imagine a 5.6 feet tall man in a hazmat suit coming out of a adam and eve shop, carrying a variety of dildos, and fleshlights

  • @redactedrider7606
    @redactedrider7606 5 лет назад +2590

    "Why didn't humans ever develop this?"
    Cause instead of cool stingers, or fangs, or claws... we got thumbs

    • @birbinabasket
      @birbinabasket 5 лет назад +235

      we also got big brain, which allowed us to become one of the most widespread large mammals on the planet

    • @applescause3021
      @applescause3021 5 лет назад +88

      Rainy Day Inside Yeah I was gonna say it’s our brains that really separate us

    • @NaudiNadia
      @NaudiNadia 5 лет назад +41

      @Julian Monette and with that napalm came burnt rice

    • @vernzmarcobenitez2332
      @vernzmarcobenitez2332 5 лет назад +15

      @@miso-ge1gz Tbh sex saved humanity population from dying out (and also to a lot of animals, not just humans)

    • @ozhin3317
      @ozhin3317 5 лет назад +36

      And with thumbs we got Swords and Firearms.

  • @sl.4423
    @sl.4423 4 года назад +2581

    What? your, "Killer bee" is evolving!
    Your "Killer bee" turned into a "Murder Hornet"!

    • @vexations_on_discount
      @vexations_on_discount 4 года назад +90

      That’s a funny name to call a Beedrill

    • @SketchUT
      @SketchUT 4 года назад +47

      A Person
      Killer bee should be Beedrill so that Mega Beedrill is Murder Hornet

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 4 года назад +11

      cant wait for the final evolution

    • @stinkboy7186
      @stinkboy7186 4 года назад +13

      @@Squibob Tarantula Hawk? Warrior Wasp?

    • @Squibob
      @Squibob 4 года назад +1

      @@stinkboy7186 Queen bee lol

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 5 лет назад +8265

    "Killer bees are dangerous"
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @Kaz-nl4qw
      @Kaz-nl4qw 5 лет назад +424

      hmm
      yes
      the floor here Is made out of floor

    • @rsgxyt
      @rsgxyt 5 лет назад +264

      Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 5 лет назад +130

      i can tell you, after dozens of tests; water is wet.

    • @PatricktheGreatx
      @PatricktheGreatx 5 лет назад +242

      For every successful suicide, there is a 100% chance of death.

    • @page_pro
      @page_pro 5 лет назад +86

      For every 120 seconds in Europe, two minutes pass

  • @hal6562
    @hal6562 4 года назад +753

    Africanized bees are also insanely territorial, and an invasive species. They kill Bumblebees and the native species.

    • @silentswashbuckler8678
      @silentswashbuckler8678 4 года назад +64

      Good point, you can't just say they're fine because they pollinate

    • @fabledlight908
      @fabledlight908 4 года назад +25

      @@silentswashbuckler8678 tbh Honey bees are also invasive and kill native bee species and we love them..

    • @tg_c-rb
      @tg_c-rb 4 года назад +32

      @@fabledlight908 not as much as africanized bees

    • @fabledlight908
      @fabledlight908 4 года назад +27

      @@tg_c-rb That's just not true. Our ecosystem has become dependant on honey bees as the main pollenizer because they murdered all other species.

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 3 года назад +10

      bumble bees best bees

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 5 лет назад +1355

    6:25 "I wouldn't wanna walk through that tall grass"
    and thats why you'll never be a pokèmon master, Charlie

    • @dacat2880
      @dacat2880 5 лет назад +88

      Sam Button Every grass is a tall grass if you're Charlie

    • @rd8627
      @rd8627 5 лет назад +23

      @@dacat2880 uncalled for

    • @Asayano
      @Asayano 5 лет назад +9

      @@dacat2880 Low blows aren't allowed in this ring!

    • @darisucc7749
      @darisucc7749 5 лет назад +30

      Asayano _it would be a normal blow if it was against charlie_

    • @neko281
      @neko281 5 лет назад +2

      tall....g-g-grass???.....*PTSD* THEY'RE IN THE GRASS!!!!!!!

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 лет назад +480

    In WW1, the Russians used an advanced chemical weapon known as the bee bomb where jim ran out with a fistful of bees and threw them at the germans

    • @AdrianOkay
      @AdrianOkay 5 лет назад +49

      From the results and death ratios, the bomb was so useless that it created communism

    • @jaredsmith1998
      @jaredsmith1998 5 лет назад +24

      Yknow, the funny thing is that was a real problem on the western front during the early stages? I dont remember where exactly, but a German shell knocked over a tree with a gigantic hornets nest in it. That caused the french in the local area to retreat, and when the Germans tried to advance, they too fell before the might if the hornet.
      seriously though think like shed sized hive of hornets, they spread out over like a football field sized area and just went nuts

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 лет назад +7

      Reminds me of Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. Great game.
      *PAAAAAAIIIIIN!*

    • @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses
      @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses 5 лет назад

      @@DerVasto The Best Game Ever Made

    • @Dick_Kickem69
      @Dick_Kickem69 5 лет назад

      @@jaredsmith1998 sounds like something that happened during the invasion of German East Africa where Askari from both British invaders and German defenders fled before the might of a disturbed bee hive.

  • @JontysFREAKINGVideos
    @JontysFREAKINGVideos 5 лет назад +2853

    I thought the video was called “killer beans are dangerous”

  • @DedikateSSB
    @DedikateSSB 4 года назад +189

    I love when he breaks character and get's genuinely interested

  • @Definitely_Not_an_Alien
    @Definitely_Not_an_Alien 4 года назад +1969

    10:37
    The horse barked.

  • @CoolGuy-pn1vm
    @CoolGuy-pn1vm 5 лет назад +1184

    “Where a woman... or a man, doesn’t really matter, gets pregnant”
    These are the quality lines I subscribed for.

    • @Castrrn6944
      @Castrrn6944 5 лет назад +23

      I didnt notice until you pointed that out

    • @BlueAvocado75
      @BlueAvocado75 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @aqua5758
      @aqua5758 5 лет назад +42

      Charlie said Trans rights

    • @lj-wp3sf
      @lj-wp3sf 5 лет назад +7

      @@aqua5758 Except that technology doesn't exist yet. You sound like Beto O'Rourke saying "abortions for men"

    • @CoolGuy-pn1vm
      @CoolGuy-pn1vm 5 лет назад +6

      Lil RINGER Thats what the democrats want. Weak, angry, little men.

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 5 лет назад +560

    "i wouldn't walk into that tall grass, there's probably monsters there."
    So pokemon.

  • @Juku19FR
    @Juku19FR 3 года назад +67

    Surprised nobody mentioned that the location of the "largest killer bee attack in the world" was called Bisbee. Call it a prophecy or something lol

  • @fbussier80
    @fbussier80 5 лет назад +431

    Killer bees are actually REALLY productive at making honey. They are just overly protective/agressive. Flow Hive type of honey hives are a good way to mitigate their agression.

    • @tcpnick6895
      @tcpnick6895 5 лет назад +30

      apparently their honey is way sweeter too.

    • @tylercafe1260
      @tylercafe1260 5 лет назад +36

      But that area denial meta

    • @SmileTOBY
      @SmileTOBY 5 лет назад

      There honey I venomous

    • @jackmehoff7274
      @jackmehoff7274 5 лет назад +1

      The reason Bees are dying is because we keep breeding pussy, domesticated bees. Killer bees might be the answer

    • @yazanodeh8002
      @yazanodeh8002 5 лет назад +2

      smileTOBY .’ All honey is toxic in large amounts

  • @it-s-a-mystery
    @it-s-a-mystery 5 лет назад +882

    "Why don't humans have anything like this"
    Come on Charlie, you're smarter than this. You had TierZoo on the official podcast. Everyone knows that we only have a finite number of skill points, and we just didn't spec far enough into the assassin tree to achieve the venomous barbed tailbone skill.

    • @SSirloiNN
      @SSirloiNN 5 лет назад +44

      We got some stingers all right, just not the kind you're thinking about.

    • @chiarifairy6862
      @chiarifairy6862 5 лет назад +59

      Nah, I think it was very purposeful so no one accidentally dies during doggy style

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 лет назад +28

      @@SSirloiNN the toxin are quite dangerous, too. could make your stomach swell really huge and lasted for really long time, like 9 months or something

    • @SSirloiNN
      @SSirloiNN 5 лет назад +8

      @@cypherusuh Fun for the whole family!

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 лет назад +5

      @@SSirloiNN up to 8-players with Game Link:tm:

  • @chico4638
    @chico4638 5 лет назад +451

    “Killer bees are dangerous”
    Hmm yes this floor is made of floor

  • @YoungSkyWalker82
    @YoungSkyWalker82 3 года назад +45

    “Jesus don’t mount her...NO!” That part had me half deD

  • @keyan1219
    @keyan1219 4 года назад +291

    I hope they make this a new dlc for plague inc

    • @countingwithjerold
      @countingwithjerold 4 года назад +19

      and just like that you predicted 2020 perfectly

    • @MrKing-771
      @MrKing-771 4 года назад +4

      @@countingwithjerold hey there is a new scenario! Thanks for the heads up!

    • @bigguy2016
      @bigguy2016 4 года назад +4

      Satan: Hey, so people hate getting stabbed, right
      God: yeah?
      Satan: how about a little animal that stabbed them
      God: Umm how about let’s make them productive?
      Satan:Fine but let’s make it hurt
      2020:Rookie numbers

    • @zfitness2005
      @zfitness2005 4 года назад +2

      FR tho

    • @samuiyuki3117
      @samuiyuki3117 4 года назад +1

      I'm actually going to buy that tbh

  • @fisherninjajk7261
    @fisherninjajk7261 5 лет назад +470

    Person: watches RUclips video about bees
    RUclips: looks like gaming

    • @user-rw2pq8te7x
      @user-rw2pq8te7x 5 лет назад +21

      I get the joke but charlie is the one who tags the video, not yt.

    • @hYd420
      @hYd420 5 лет назад +1

      FisherNinja JK ya wtf is this shit in the gaming category

  • @flamebReath
    @flamebReath 5 лет назад +211

    “I risk my life everyday”
    * Attacks bees with bulletproof swat gear *

    • @nullsk1374
      @nullsk1374 5 лет назад +33

      Meh they aren’t that great, if a part isn’t tightened correctly or a unknown hole is made or the bees crawl their way in, they will sting you.

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 лет назад +2

      I mean when your fucking with killer bees yeah swat gear is only
      way to go if you don’t want to wear it your asking for a couple hundred of little fuckers to try and give you a new asshole

  • @law7378
    @law7378 4 года назад +136

    "Killer bees are dangerous"
    To kill a enemy, take their health to 0 while maintaining your heal above 0.

  • @pancakes9955
    @pancakes9955 5 лет назад +1980

    Name: Killer bee.
    Kill count: 20 people in their whole existence.
    Name: Cow
    Kill count: 22 people per year.
    we all know who the true killers are now.
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @maddragonfurs6358
      @maddragonfurs6358 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah it’s kinda funny

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 5 лет назад +204

      To be fair the reason on why people are freaking out about the killer bees is because of the growth they have in south and now North America and they are heavily invasive to already dwindling European bee population meaning pollination number would go down and honey will become much rarer

    • @edgymcgee57
      @edgymcgee57 5 лет назад +63

      killer cow

    • @rubybarrios3403
      @rubybarrios3403 5 лет назад +73

      *Water Cow is typing*

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 5 лет назад +40

      Eat cows, do your part

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +498

    5:26 the world lived in harmony
    But then the killer bee nation attacked.....

    • @MAGICVINCE911
      @MAGICVINCE911 5 лет назад +8

      It's the ones you least except

    • @abs01utetr4sh7
      @abs01utetr4sh7 5 лет назад +5

      @@MAGICVINCE911 except what?

    • @MAGICVINCE911
      @MAGICVINCE911 5 лет назад +8

      @@abs01utetr4sh7 my bad bro I'm retarded, I meant expect

    • @CryingB1oodTears
      @CryingB1oodTears 5 лет назад +5

      An E-girl I thought I would never see one in the wild
      It's more disgusting than I thought

    • @FormerPessitheRobberfan
      @FormerPessitheRobberfan 5 лет назад +2

      @@CryingB1oodTears get a life.

  • @YUKILOID39
    @YUKILOID39 5 лет назад +347

    "Killer bees are dangerous"
    maybe that's why they're called _killer_ bees

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 5 лет назад +2

      Like ya don't say

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd 5 лет назад

      Well they're not but

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer 5 лет назад

      @@orsonzedd Killer bees, like normal bees, are only dangerous if you piss them off. Granted, they are _easier_ to piss off, but still.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 5 лет назад +12

      @GoredonTheDestroyer ummm no. Killer bees are a legitimate danger. They attack seemingly unprovoked and are known to quite literally kill. writing them off as just normal bees is an insult to bees

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd 5 лет назад

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 They kill people who are allergic to bees and don't get away in time. Hell most "killer bees" are just honey bees with a bit of african genetics. You shouldn't exterminate them, but call an apiary

  • @ZhouBiden
    @ZhouBiden 3 года назад +18

    Charlie’s idea for a story is basically just king piccolo in a nutshell

    • @stevem.o.1185
      @stevem.o.1185 2 года назад

      It's also exactly what Turritopsis dohrnii, the immortal jellyfish, actually does IRL.

  • @uchihapikachu2133
    @uchihapikachu2133 5 лет назад +141

    He’s the eight tails jinchuuriki, of course he’s dangerous

  • @The_Mister_E
    @The_Mister_E 5 лет назад +321

    According to coyote peterson, killer bee honey is way sweeter than standard european bee honey.
    It's just the matter of getting it from them that's the problem.

    • @FranticSloth22
      @FranticSloth22 5 лет назад +13

      TheIncredibleMasterE I mean I’m sure gassing them out will work about the same, they’re just more aggressive so it’d be a little more difficult to get them all but if you have the proper equipment it’d be about the same

    • @Vespidazed
      @Vespidazed 5 лет назад +32

      @@FranticSloth22 apparently they are regularly kept by beekeepers in Brazil, they've learned to work with the aggression to harvest the honey. Some claim they get way more honey from their hives too!

    • @Altraiid
      @Altraiid 5 лет назад +10

      I like European Bee honey better, Killer Bee honey is like eating fucking liquid sugar, that is, if the honey my grandma bought was natural

    • @trentrogerson9302
      @trentrogerson9302 5 лет назад +36

      TheIncredibleMasterE my dad was a beekeeper and had to deal with africanized bees they’re basically like bees on steroids. They make more honey, they live through harsher conditions, and they pollinate more. the downside is they are very aggressive and also they have a tendency to take over other hives so it’s a 50/50 win lose scenario.

    • @TheBones1188
      @TheBones1188 4 года назад +5

      @@Altraiid Honey is literally liquid sugar on all forms, are you on crack?

  • @KingChilled
    @KingChilled 5 лет назад +681

    Killer Bees rhymes with Killer Bean
    Does this mean we’re getting a spin off?

  • @falondonahue8457
    @falondonahue8457 3 года назад +1

    Penguinz0: Bees don't have a childhood?
    Bees DO have a childhood it's called a 'larva stage'.

  • @spedwagon5705
    @spedwagon5705 5 лет назад +303

    What do they do???
    Smoke weed and play fortnite?
    - Charlie 2019

    • @Patchess
      @Patchess 5 лет назад +12

      Oh wow you quoted the video how original

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 5 лет назад

      @@Patchess yes very I know

    • @spiciestt6136
      @spiciestt6136 5 лет назад +2

      It’s like talking about your favourite part after a movie, what’s so bad about that?
      Or do you think getting RUclips comment likes holds value and you view it as stealing? That would be kinda sad

    • @spedwagon5705
      @spedwagon5705 5 лет назад +1

      @@spiciestt6136 ur right, and this is the most likes I think I've gotten on a comment ever I think but I commented it because I thought it was hilarious I'm sorry if I made people think I'm thirsty for comment likes

    • @spiciestt6136
      @spiciestt6136 5 лет назад +1

      Meep Sheep nah a lot of people are doing it, was just replying to patches

  • @level8473
    @level8473 4 года назад +422

    Imagine a bee in a little astronaut suit, so cute :>

  • @shaye_butter
    @shaye_butter 5 лет назад +497

    “This camera man is super short.”
    Me: I didn’t know you got into camera work, Charlie.
    (Other than using it to stream and record for RUclips and Twitch. It’s nice to know he’s using it to record his favourite exterminator’s worst enemy.)

    • @providedyeti1518
      @providedyeti1518 5 лет назад +1

      A Common Freakshow well duh he’s a twitch streamer and a gamer

  • @27C72-o8o
    @27C72-o8o 3 года назад +6

    I literally saw one a couple months ago in San Diego and it was massive, like massive.

  • @charmatic_yt2195
    @charmatic_yt2195 4 года назад +367

    “What do they do, smoke weed and play Fortnite?

    • @xTheHeadLyonx
      @xTheHeadLyonx 3 года назад +2

      Charlie please don’t make fun of me

    • @bhung4400
      @bhung4400 3 года назад +1

      That joke was overly funny to me for some reason

  • @jconte2343
    @jconte2343 5 лет назад +133

    I think if I had to choose between an infestation of killer bees or butterflies, I’d probably choose the butterflies.

    • @kayden9516
      @kayden9516 5 лет назад +20

      jconte23 yeah but that’s easy mode

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 5 лет назад +24

      pussy

    • @qwertypop343
      @qwertypop343 5 лет назад +23

      Butterfly infestation?
      Those two words don't even belong together get outta here

    • @dannyboy2005
      @dannyboy2005 5 лет назад +9

      Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

    • @cravenmoorehead8366
      @cravenmoorehead8366 5 лет назад +4

      Every time I jerk off a floor tile get pregnant

  • @kermitBERRY7
    @kermitBERRY7 5 лет назад +508

    “Why didn’t humans ever developed this kind of technology. Like our tailbone extends when we want it to, like we flex our asscheeks real hard we extend a barbed stinger from our tailbone. Just secrete poison when we need to.”
    -Cr1tikal

    • @iTobbz
      @iTobbz 4 года назад +6

      3:29

    • @TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch
      @TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch 4 года назад +7

      Yes we just saw him say this.
      Congratulations for listening

    • @EnigmazGuide
      @EnigmazGuide 4 года назад +4

      try removing your so called bone and i tell you you will never to able to perform sex ever again

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад

      @@EnigmazGuide lol

    • @ICanFinallyChangeThisShit
      @ICanFinallyChangeThisShit 4 года назад +3

      The Moist But Droopy Long Crotch your that one person that nobody fucking likes

  • @jaysun3606
    @jaysun3606 3 года назад +1

    You know what is more dangerous than Killer Bee? Killer Bean.

  • @greasy_night_rat9102
    @greasy_night_rat9102 5 лет назад +103

    "Oh god are they making out?! Jesus DON'T MOUNT HER! NO!!!"
    7:02

  • @ship9220
    @ship9220 5 лет назад +584

    Youll never know why this 600 likes.

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 5 лет назад +12

      How do I subscribe to twitch.tv/moistcr1tical?

    • @zachtoney3977
      @zachtoney3977 5 лет назад

      Obesity films Tom Brady kisses his son

    • @PyroAssasin573
      @PyroAssasin573 5 лет назад +1

      im broke

    • @obamacopter451
      @obamacopter451 5 лет назад +3

      www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal

    • @obamacopter451
      @obamacopter451 5 лет назад +1

      you put a c instead of a k in critikal -_-

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 5 лет назад +38

    "What we've done is entomb the bees in the wall."
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR

    • @yeet3128
      @yeet3128 5 лет назад

      Still waiting for that Amontillado

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 3 года назад +7

    7:16 So was this where "The First Immortal" started?? 🥰🔥

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 5 лет назад +138

    These bees sound frightening, but I gotta be honest: Watching that "newborn" bee emerge from its cell was pretty damn adorable for some reason

  • @chrissalsop6673
    @chrissalsop6673 5 лет назад +54

    that "person gives birth to a younger version of themselves" thing wasn't bees
    it was karl pilkington

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 года назад +2

      @Nathan T it's not like it's a crazy creative idea

  • @tapwater000
    @tapwater000 5 лет назад +115

    "I think that's his fetish, getting stung on the nose."
    Johnny Joestar intensifies

    • @slllyy4985
      @slllyy4985 4 года назад +1

      Jojo fucking suck

    • @slllyy4985
      @slllyy4985 4 года назад

      OG Kaneki name checks out🤣

    • @grof4115
      @grof4115 4 года назад +12

      yeah man giogios are the best

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 года назад

      @@slllyy4985 Slllyy fucking suck

    • @Drae2212
      @Drae2212 4 года назад

      @@slllyy4985 Imagine being so oblivious to anime that u think Kaneki is somehow related to JoJo. People who watch JoJo have more fun than Harry Potter nerds.

  • @superiorrex3680
    @superiorrex3680 2 года назад +1

    This guy lives in BusBee and became a bee exterminator that is some comic book shit well said Charlie..

  • @GenoAranae
    @GenoAranae 5 лет назад +118

    Critikal: * uploads *
    RUclips: "iS tHiS gAmInG?!?!!?"

  • @crazywolf68
    @crazywolf68 5 лет назад +393

    Narrator: bees are born adult
    Me, a degenerate: so what you’re saying is I can lewd them

    • @howaboutyoudiddlydont
      @howaboutyoudiddlydont 5 лет назад +48

      Stop it this is not the Bee Movie

    • @witchlock2897
      @witchlock2897 5 лет назад +48

      "Jesus dont mount her- NO!"

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 лет назад +22

      Monster girl encyclopedia already best you to it

    • @cameronb7161
      @cameronb7161 5 лет назад +22

      Degenerate? You mean man of culture.

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 5 лет назад +5

      wait isn’t that the same as they’re always children?

  • @watzen8088
    @watzen8088 4 года назад +190

    “I don’t mind going out in my full hazmat suit” 👀7 months ago , it was spoken into existence, CHARLIE IS THE ORACLE

    • @josemelgar6718
      @josemelgar6718 4 года назад +1

      Putther?

    • @SoUnholy
      @SoUnholy 4 года назад +2

      Charlie belongs in Delphi under the blessings of apollo himself

    • @josemelgar6718
      @josemelgar6718 4 года назад

      Raichuluv go fuck ur self mate how bout that yea?

    • @watzen8088
      @watzen8088 4 года назад

      Raichuluv begone heathen !!!

    • @obijuanquenobi1911
      @obijuanquenobi1911 3 года назад +2

      Y’all were wearing hazmat suits? I was wearing a set of fucking T -51 power armor

  • @frogfoot4674
    @frogfoot4674 3 года назад +4

    Charlie: "Why dont humans have some adaptation like a stinger"
    Humans: Having minds capable of building guns

  • @simtexa
    @simtexa 5 лет назад +30

    "There are probably monsters in that grass"
    Well, there are ticks, which are worse.

  • @Ungabunga_man
    @Ungabunga_man 5 лет назад +42

    Doug marcadia: your bee was comfortable to wield, the stinger alignment was excellent, your bee will keeeel.

  • @poizunlady67
    @poizunlady67 5 лет назад +46

    "They will kill them and keep stinging the corpse"
    Like wasps?

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 лет назад +10

      Too be fair atleast Killer bees do pollinate and make honey (actually they pollinate more and make even more and way sweeter honey), but pretty much yes Killer bees are ass holes. Its like if you took a normal bee, jacked it up on literally every steroid and with a bad case of PTSD so it just attacks you no matter what.

    • @stick-itproductions.3307
      @stick-itproductions.3307 5 лет назад +4

      Killer bee sees human.
      Killer Bee: THEY'RE IN THE TREES!!

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 5 лет назад +4

      @@a-drewg1716 wasps pollinate too tho

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +1

      @@kai_maceration they're Just not very good at it

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +2

      I can confirm. Once I was on a walk and I saw a seagull frantically land and then lie down dead, and kept stinging. Had to wait 30 minutes sitting 30 meters away for them to go away. Got a closer look with my phone and they piled on and stripped half of it to bone

  • @sophiemcintyre1162
    @sophiemcintyre1162 4 года назад +1

    Little did we know that in 2020 we would have MURDER HORNETS just as a fun new addition to the murder bee family

  • @jgorogue
    @jgorogue 5 лет назад +28

    We can harness the power of killer bees to raid Area 51, use them for cover, and for cqb

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 5 лет назад +4

      I know this is a joke, but in real life it would be kinda funny to see, although I'd think all the bee's would most likely just be gunned down.

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 5 лет назад +54

    Was expecting Billy the exterminator with Ricky’s head bloating up to a basketball. Am disappointed.

  • @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory
    @Bertrumes_Shiney_Factory 5 лет назад +39

    "Smoke weed and play fortnite? What type of freeloading bees are these?" I'm 😂 I'm dead, funeral's tomorrow

  • @jonahlevine-fried4811
    @jonahlevine-fried4811 4 года назад +9

    Wait they dont have childhoods?
    The bee movie: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 года назад

      You've put a very deressing perspective towards the Bee movie, but there is already one, on how a bee can make like Jazz, and Jizz.

  • @rwdaugherty7215
    @rwdaugherty7215 4 года назад +10

    As a beekeeper I can say that every single wild hive in texas is africanized to some degree, not all of them display the aggressiveness due to high amounts of cross breeding. They are however highly productive with regards to honey and pollenation

  • @shiftyy6756
    @shiftyy6756 5 лет назад +36

    Omg Cr1tikal thought he same as Karl Pilkington. He had a very similar idea about old women being a younger version of themselves, how weird!

    • @CaioAraujoRibeiro
      @CaioAraujoRibeiro 5 лет назад +1

      Oh fuck! I was wondering where i'd heard this same idea

    • @Scaring-Crows
      @Scaring-Crows 5 лет назад +1

      Went to the comments to see if anyone else noticed!

  • @mishi6525
    @mishi6525 5 лет назад +5

    You already know someone would find pleasure out of getting stung by them. Maybe they’re the people in this video

  • @Lucky-sq3ky
    @Lucky-sq3ky 3 года назад +1

    They're born adults? I guess you could call that one Beenjamin Button.

  • @blinkcallum3032
    @blinkcallum3032 5 лет назад +5

    So true he literally claims he’s risking his life but then he’s wearing so much protection

    • @Sajer-ch4zy
      @Sajer-ch4zy 5 лет назад

      But if he accidentally tears a hole in it he's fucked

  • @Whyistomatoafruit
    @Whyistomatoafruit 5 лет назад +38

    “ at that point just give the bees the barn.”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @slimknight_
    @slimknight_ 5 лет назад +30

    Me: I risk my life going out to these bees
    Cameraman: *not wearing any bee protection* Yah, I just film them

  • @sleepy.dreamer
    @sleepy.dreamer 4 года назад +7

    headphones on while watching this video was terrifying cause i thought i heard them around me..

  • @slimjimmy693
    @slimjimmy693 5 лет назад +51

    This man is a joke where is Billy.

  • @paranoiac4082
    @paranoiac4082 5 лет назад +59

    I keep thinking he’s gonna say “killer bean”

  • @Harohikun
    @Harohikun 5 лет назад +10

    The story of the 20yo lady is practically the story of king Piccolo.

  • @KRMLZ01
    @KRMLZ01 3 года назад +10

    There is a jellyfish that doesn’t die and does the same thing you were talking about
    They just rebirth before they would die of old age

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 года назад +2

      "LET ME DIE, LET ME DIIIIIIIE..."

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob 3 года назад +5

      for those wondering the jellyfish has 7 metamorphic stages of life. when it reaches the 7th stage it will enter a cocoon-like state and re-emerge in the 1st stage of the cycle, thus being able to start the cycle again.

    • @Endie7274
      @Endie7274 3 года назад +2

      @@duckheadbob reverse butterfly

  • @nuclearmonkey2931
    @nuclearmonkey2931 5 лет назад +27

    Charlie: Killer bees
    Me: KILLER BEAN

  • @GhostOfIDK
    @GhostOfIDK 5 лет назад +21

    You should seriously watch Kitchen Nightmares and Hell’s Kitchen, it’s great

  • @AJ-qy7bq
    @AJ-qy7bq 5 лет назад +43

    9:05 just pointing out the AE86

  • @BARRAMINING
    @BARRAMINING 2 года назад +2

    Are y’all just going to ignore the AE86 in the back round

  • @EnderGoku9001
    @EnderGoku9001 5 лет назад +38

    Coyote Peterson said killer bees do make honey. It just doesn't taste sweet. "Tastes like rock candy"- Coyote

    • @treedogg
      @treedogg 5 лет назад +2

      lol love brave wilderness. well the old brave wilderness. well the not busy filming for animal planet brave wilderness... the tv show is gonna be dope though.

    • @ryan19754
      @ryan19754 5 лет назад

      @@treedogg pretty sure the TV show has been out

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 5 лет назад +1

      What you really need to try is some hornet honey. Gotta smoke em out first though, so dont get stung in your mouth or lungs.

  • @Michael-ru3su
    @Michael-ru3su 5 лет назад +10

    those bees have the greatest comic bok origin of all time

  • @specialagentbigsmoke6479
    @specialagentbigsmoke6479 5 лет назад +26

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that at 9:00 they are using an AE86 corolla as a prop car?

    • @duffelbag5682
      @duffelbag5682 5 лет назад

      its an AE92

    • @specialagentbigsmoke6479
      @specialagentbigsmoke6479 5 лет назад +2

      @@duffelbag5682 no it isn't, that front isn't long enough and the wheels are ae86 wheels. There is also another shot like 10 seconds later where its clearly a ae86.

    • @gavinmullet688
      @gavinmullet688 5 лет назад

      I’m glad I’m not the only person who noticed this

    • @danielmanzoni9134
      @danielmanzoni9134 5 лет назад

      DuffelBag the 92 didn’t come in a fastback

    • @killingelderly4309
      @killingelderly4309 5 лет назад

      Special Agent Big Smoke It’s an 86 but it’s a sr5 so it has that longer front bumper so you right my guy

  • @TheBestEverEverEver
    @TheBestEverEverEver 2 года назад +3

    1:30 cameraman is always protected under the laws of war...

  • @TheDONing1
    @TheDONing1 5 лет назад +57

    Charlie, the pregnancy/cloning idea is literally mothra from the Godzilla franchise.

    • @stephenreos9316
      @stephenreos9316 5 лет назад +1

      Dead Meme he told that same thing on an old podcast, I think his co hosts also Informed him of other people copying the idea

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 5 лет назад +1

      @@blackwhitestudios5953 not really

    • @GamiWorks69
      @GamiWorks69 5 лет назад

      @UCY2WgtsYZOUoWWqKraBZo3A yeah, I even came to the comments to see if anybody else said this

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 лет назад +1

      I think there's also a jellyfish like that

    • @GamiWorks69
      @GamiWorks69 5 лет назад +2

      @@xryeau_1760 yeah, it reverts itself into its polyp form and is technically immortal

  • @phoq9013
    @phoq9013 4 года назад +27

    Why don’t they wear extra protection under the mask like goggles and masks

  • @Goddamnitiwantaname
    @Goddamnitiwantaname 5 лет назад +23

    "Pollination is super important. Let them live."
    Charlie, these bees attack everything and everyone. Either they are killed or every living thing on land is fucked.

    • @level8473
      @level8473 4 года назад

      Ill take the every living thing on land is fucked

  • @MsSuperDante
    @MsSuperDante 3 года назад +5

    This is where the first inmortal interlude was born

  • @23tovarm5
    @23tovarm5 5 лет назад +194

    Hey watch my six hundred pound life. That will bee a big video

    • @ConnorMcLovin
      @ConnorMcLovin 5 лет назад +3

      23tovarm need a crossover now

    • @valentinkrajzelman4649
      @valentinkrajzelman4649 5 лет назад

      Bee?

    • @dannyboy2005
      @dannyboy2005 5 лет назад +2

      I hate most of the episodes of that show. My sister loves watching the show though. But some of those stories are unbeelievable, really like watching them recover.

    • @notanundesirable
      @notanundesirable 5 лет назад

      “Nah that’s boring”

    • @VeedddeeR
      @VeedddeeR 5 лет назад

      Hes addressed this issue before on stream, he cant watch it due to the nature of the show and how they are mostly naked half the time in a lot of episodes so he cant without Twitch TOS slammining him for it

  • @TonyDAnnunzio
    @TonyDAnnunzio 5 лет назад +26

    7:25 someone has been watching Karl pilkington he told that story ages ago

    • @3clipse314
      @3clipse314 4 года назад

      The little round headed buffoon that he is.
      I think zach psychicbebbles also had one similar?

  • @Wookie546
    @Wookie546 5 лет назад +4

    Imagine the coolness you gotta have to be a killer bee removal expert

  • @vaultboya6253
    @vaultboya6253 Год назад +1

    "What kind of free loading bees are these? What do they do? Smoke weed and play fortnight."
    Lmao 🤣 that was good

  • @ahkira1041
    @ahkira1041 5 лет назад +7

    2:10 Charlie: "Just give them astronaut suits"
    *Video immediately after Charlie says that* "4Head"

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 5 лет назад +31

    Yo! Say! Ho!
    You know my name, you know my fame, don't be lame!
    Eight Tails, thats me, da rappin, Killer Bee ♫
    A Tailed Beast resides, inside my hide!
    Makin' beats and rhymes and I'm makin' 'em live ♫
    Its what a Jinchuriki needs to survive
    Battle after battle up here in the Bee Hive! ♫

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 5 лет назад +1

      Fool ya fool!

    • @jarcius
      @jarcius 5 лет назад

      bakayaro konoyaro

  • @OfficialFedHater
    @OfficialFedHater 5 лет назад +7

    I remember when I was ten years old and at entomology camp, guy who was our guardian at the camp turns to me and my brother and goes, "Wanna see some killer bees?"
    Hell yeah we went to look at killer bees.
    Got suited up in bee keeping suits that didn't really fit and saw a huge mass of Africanized honey bees in a tree hollow. He smoked them and pulled one out to show us the different kind of bees and in different stages of life.
    Dude straight up didn't give a fuck.

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 3 года назад +1

    I’ve seen a guy eat killer bee honey, they make honey and it apparently tastes good.

  • @officialelonmuskyoutubecha4905
    @officialelonmuskyoutubecha4905 5 лет назад +8

    Yo I watched this episode like way before critikal watched it and it’s actually pretty lit

  • @ecbossc9035
    @ecbossc9035 5 лет назад +7

    Was about to go to sleep and got this notification, guess I'm staying up a bit longer lol

  • @praisetay._
    @praisetay._ 5 лет назад +27

    "killer bees are dangerous"
    When you drink water it enters your body

  • @UCUCUC27
    @UCUCUC27 4 года назад +6

    "what is this the faladore massacre" wow a runescape refrence i never saw that coming

  • @501stcrusade5
    @501stcrusade5 4 года назад +16

    7:27 That’s actually Mothra

  • @justaguy5929
    @justaguy5929 5 лет назад +41

    Yo screw whatever the hell that guy is using. Get some frebreeze and a damn lighter. That will do the trick.

    • @Execuor
      @Execuor 5 лет назад +3

      That just makes the bees just more mad at you, good luck surviving 10 thousand killerbees coming from all sides

  • @realsnang82
    @realsnang82 5 лет назад +36

    with a name like "killer" bees, who would've thought they would actually be dangerous?

  • @disABELity
    @disABELity 3 года назад +2

    7:17 after evolution of tears hits different