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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @monauralsnail0669
    @monauralsnail0669 5 лет назад +7165

    The bears just all chill cause he’s done this 8 times “oh you’re fixing my legs, thanks guys see, ya next time syd.”

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 4 года назад +51

      Yeah as if that was his doctor or something

    • @rileyschrader8285
      @rileyschrader8285 4 года назад +40

      Brutus has most likely already done it 2 times by now, he's too hooked, best bear ever

    • @faye_isc
      @faye_isc 4 года назад +3

      i knoooww riiighhhttt ???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @integenevieve9970
      @integenevieve9970 4 года назад +36

      i think brutus is now going back for the 11th time now

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 года назад +25

      Nobody ....
      Not a single soul....
      Americans: they can detect a seal *10 football fields away from them*

  • @crystalcereal273
    @crystalcereal273 4 года назад +7962

    Disgusting this is why the bear jail system doesn’t work, they get no education and go right back into jail smh

    • @un_belli_vable5506
      @un_belli_vable5506 4 года назад +271

      Syd should start a bear school next.

    • @volodyadykun6490
      @volodyadykun6490 4 года назад +125

      @@un_belli_vable5506 he has the shotgun, the most important part of school

    • @bamtastick9141
      @bamtastick9141 3 года назад +69

      @@volodyadykun6490 just like public school

    • @obedulloa6219
      @obedulloa6219 3 года назад +122

      They probably become repeated offenders just to go back to besr jail cause they are better off there than on the cold bear streets

    • @bully_hunter_7776
      @bully_hunter_7776 3 года назад +9

      @@bamtastick9141 wow. Just wow

  • @RHATED
    @RHATED 4 года назад +1146

    “The bears are held without food or wa..........especially the children on churchill”
    Best cut ever

    • @dustyyshellz1320
      @dustyyshellz1320 3 года назад +17

      Facts wtf😂

    • @joat6774
      @joat6774 3 года назад +28

      No cap I used to live in Churchill, I grew up there and it’s awesome watching this cause I know the guy

    • @martian5983
      @martian5983 2 года назад

      @@joat6774 Where do u live now?

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 2 года назад +7

      wait how do they survive 3 weeks without food

    • @mathuchavivi3352
      @mathuchavivi3352 2 года назад +9

      @@shortleader0958 they probably have enough fat to survive that but idk

  • @alexd4566
    @alexd4566 5 лет назад +3064

    *bear gets dragged across rocks by its feet*
    Subtitles: (soft jazzy music)

  • @v4rr0lot3k6
    @v4rr0lot3k6 5 лет назад +8408

    The bear respecting part had me on the floor cry-laughing

    • @themememixers8965
      @themememixers8965 4 года назад +126

      Vorlock After Dark who doesn’t start laughing whenever they watch it?

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 года назад +87

      The bear on the floor had me on the floor cry-laughing

    • @garrett9550
      @garrett9550 4 года назад +283

      I was dying. “We treat bears with the utmost respect.” Proceeds to pick it up by its fucking ears.

    • @connorcurry7810
      @connorcurry7810 4 года назад +112

      It was like they were pulling a bear rug, a drunk bear rug

    • @bisuu7184
      @bisuu7184 4 года назад +20

      Lmaooo i choked on my saliva laughing

  • @snakeking5009
    @snakeking5009 3 года назад +2243

    "What's your job?"
    "I shoot fireworks at polar bears, sometimes from a helicopter."

    • @dr.sandflea810
      @dr.sandflea810 3 года назад +68

      We need him he is the only thing us from the great bear war

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +77

      You mock him but he protects our fragile society from total chaos. It would be unbearable.

    • @snakeking5009
      @snakeking5009 3 года назад +18

      @@notatrollll I see what you did there.

    • @kylelavine6646
      @kylelavine6646 3 года назад +12

      That sounds so badass

    • @loganmyers3491
      @loganmyers3491 3 года назад +5

      I mean I'd be intrigued if someone gave me that answer lmao

  • @nuckle5525
    @nuckle5525 5 лет назад +5110

    “They treat the bears with respect” drags the bear on rocks and throws him in bear jail

    • @Positivity4ever
      @Positivity4ever 4 года назад +92

      They also said without food or water

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 года назад +84

      The best thing is they done this so much the bear actually got domicile look at how used to he is when the poeple are near him he happily licks his tongue. You could pet that guy and he wouldnt hurt you of course hes coming back to the towns he knows they dont hurt him.
      They probably think if they get hungry and cant find anything they will get something if they go to the town. Idiots.

    • @bitehero
      @bitehero 4 года назад +35

      They dont feed them or give them water when they lock them up so there isn't a reason they would want to go back to bear jail. Idiot.

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 года назад +25

      @@bitehero yea I'm sure they don't feed the for weeks that sounds nothing like animal cruelty.. Well I guess judging from the pulling him over the rocks nothing would surprise me. How about you don't call someone names and just give me the information you obviously know. I'm not a bear jail pro like you I only watched the video so if you know something I don't why don't you go ahead and say it.

    • @lope1016
      @lope1016 4 года назад +30

      MrPierreBoch “How about you don’t call people names” I’m sorry weren’t you the one who called people “idiots”.fucking hypocrites.

  • @virtualmartini
    @virtualmartini 5 лет назад +3066

    9:39 "It goes by the name of Brutus."
    The way they phrased this makes it sound like the bear calls himself Brutus.

    • @miqseri
      @miqseri 5 лет назад +309

      He propably does tbh

    • @guaceldono7231
      @guaceldono7231 5 лет назад +247

      You gonna judge what the bear calls himself? It’s his life, not yours

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 5 лет назад +89

      Lil' Brutus

    • @alexstromberg7696
      @alexstromberg7696 5 лет назад +11

      Underated comment

    • @I_Cypher
      @I_Cypher 5 лет назад +33

      Virtual Martini et tu, Brute?

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 4 года назад +2412

    8 time repeat offender.
    Police: "I hope we'll never see him again"
    Brutus in bear speak: "Ok boys that was a lot of fun see you guys in a few weeks! I love you guys."

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +89

      Bears starting to like tranqs a bit too much. “Oh no officer, not again, you wouldn’t dare shoot me again in my big bear butt, uwu”

    • @oscarstaszky1960
      @oscarstaszky1960 3 года назад +1

      @@notatrollll at that point I might as well stab my own dick with that tranquilizer instead to surprise(or traumatize) that damn bear

    • @warpedwhimsical
      @warpedwhimsical 3 года назад +14

      The bear is definitely just a fan of the tranq and going back for more lmao

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ 2 года назад +3

      @@notatrollll they develop an immunity to tranqs, it will only anger them.

    • @gabephillips2867
      @gabephillips2867 2 года назад +14

      @@notatrollll "be back when i need my next fix, thanks syd ur the best dealer"

  • @bretts.7488
    @bretts.7488 5 лет назад +6495

    “Always treating the bear with respect and care.”
    As they drag it over rocks while it’s to stoned to resist

    • @symeon5518
      @symeon5518 4 года назад +261

      And then lock it up in bear jail

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 года назад +438

      You should see what they do to black bears.

    • @bretts.7488
      @bretts.7488 4 года назад +31

      Sorow Fame oh dear

    • @toomanysandwiches8665
      @toomanysandwiches8665 4 года назад +156

      @@SorowFame bear lives matter 😔✊🏻

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 4 года назад +65

      As they show the close up of it's face, and it's eyes silently scream "Hey, I'm still conscious fuckers!"

  • @HandMadeFilms
    @HandMadeFilms 5 лет назад +3594

    *hear horn honking and fireworks in your small town*
    "ah, just Sid scaring the bears again"

    • @EldritchAngel
      @EldritchAngel 4 года назад +65

      Me and the boys going to scare off the bears

    • @CryonicNeonBackUp
      @CryonicNeonBackUp 4 года назад +7

      Saw 999 likes so I made it 1k for you 😊

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 года назад

      LoOool

  • @weirdosheep619
    @weirdosheep619 4 года назад +220

    Brutus looked so kind and snuggly when he was still half-drugged. I know he could (and probably would) still rip my face off, but he's so cute lol.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад +24

      yeah there's no way he's not at least somewhat like that, i mean he's an "8 time repeat offender" (even though i'm pretty sure he did literally nothing during the capture that was filmed), he's absolutely somewhat accustomed to interactions with people.

    • @mothmansleftwing
      @mothmansleftwing Год назад

      i’d be willing to risk it all to just give him a smooch on the head. if i die i die, but i’ll die with my dreams fulfilled

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +4584

    Every bear gangsta till it gets sent to bear jail

    • @jared8515
      @jared8515 5 лет назад +55

      Can a Bigfoot get sent to Bigfoot jail?

    • @jeremyclarkson3527
      @jeremyclarkson3527 5 лет назад +55

      @@jared8515 there's only one Bigfoot so we just send it to human prison

    • @AnOceanOnFire
      @AnOceanOnFire 5 лет назад +30

      All bears are gangsta, fucking beautiful beasts, could swipe my jaw of like it was a fleck of dirt, or rip my arm of like taking a leaf from a tree

    • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
      @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +6

      @@jared8515 I hope not

    • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
      @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +3

      @Username fd lol yeah

  • @Alpacacx
    @Alpacacx 5 лет назад +9880

    Couldn't stop laughing when they were dragging him with such "respect" lmao

  • @Randomturtle001
    @Randomturtle001 4 года назад +2575

    8:47
    "Nothing makes me feel more resp..."
    Sees bear now getting grabbed by the head as well.
    Start's losing it again.

    • @cloudshifter
      @cloudshifter 3 года назад +134

      Funniest part is that the bear is conscious and is literally acting like sleep paralysis

    • @SomeGuy-yl1bx
      @SomeGuy-yl1bx 3 года назад +147

      @@cloudshifter Imagine your sleep paralysis demon starting dragging you around like this. Bear sleep paralysis demons don’t mess around.

    • @MrBradshawbenjamin
      @MrBradshawbenjamin 3 года назад +15

      WHEEZE

    • @weeb_french_turkish_hater
      @weeb_french_turkish_hater 3 года назад +2

      seen the vid thanks
      the timestamp is enough

    • @maik-dn6gr
      @maik-dn6gr 3 года назад +5

      this gives a whole new meaning to Respect the elderly

  • @propsko2689
    @propsko2689 5 лет назад +4925

    All jokes aside, this is a pretty respectable job. Guy puts himself out there to make sure no one gets harmed, and that the bears get to live.

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii 5 лет назад +495

      Yeah but what about that cameraman? Dude's got the steel balls of a cannon

    • @yougetdestroyed1853
      @yougetdestroyed1853 5 лет назад +334

      why tf do they put them in jail

    • @user-ni9yx3tp3z
      @user-ni9yx3tp3z 5 лет назад +7

      Win win

    • @maddiewhatever441
      @maddiewhatever441 5 лет назад +375

      @@yougetdestroyed1853 They have to keep them away from the town and it's kinda a form of 'punishment'. Sway them into staying away. Plus I think it gives them the opportunity to check up on the bears as well.

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 5 лет назад +400

      YouGetDestroyed
      It’s a observation/deterrent type deal. They do it to check on the polar bears overall health, and the polar bears go “this is fucking ass”

  • @lily-dy6em
    @lily-dy6em 5 лет назад +731

    i laughed immediately after reading the title cus i just imagined a police force full of polar bears

    • @noobula7
      @noobula7 4 года назад +31

      lily yeah, I thought they were using police bears instead of police dogs

    • @colmmcgee3558
      @colmmcgee3558 4 года назад

      Rly tho?

    • @Vidrack
      @Vidrack 4 года назад +9

      Fr. The bear in the thumbnail using a speed gun whilst hiding lol

    • @jabbersart6218
      @jabbersart6218 4 года назад +8

      I guess it technically did happen in Zootopia

    • @Beebz29
      @Beebz29 4 года назад +1

      Michael Prenger sounds like a fantastic idea tbh

  • @bouncyballblue
    @bouncyballblue 4 года назад +413

    I don't think I've ever heard Charlie laugh as much as he does at 8:29 at them "treating the polar bear with respect and care"

    • @Install312
      @Install312 Год назад +5

      Ikr! By far the hardest I’ve seen him laugh at anything

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 Год назад

      @@Install312look up”i was the best art student”

  • @my-names-justin987
    @my-names-justin987 5 лет назад +1583

    We did indeed treat the bear respectfully. It’s ok he’s fine being dragged across rocks and getting his face played with by Syd

    • @_finale
      @_finale 5 лет назад +39

      "played" with by Syd

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 5 лет назад +14

      @Juan Cortez Muro Juan you are gay

    • @jarrettmaltry6305
      @jarrettmaltry6305 5 лет назад +15

      They’re stupid fuckin tough, prolly wouldn’t feel it if it was conscious. Let alone that pussy shotgun putting one down if it was awake and charged, it’d prolly take a few clean shots

    • @drewobie4726
      @drewobie4726 5 лет назад +19

      jarrett maltry if i didn’t know any better i’d suspect u were a bear urself

    • @superbtrilogy5049
      @superbtrilogy5049 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly that position might have been the best way to carry him due to carry his head would cause back injury on both the carrier and the polar bear

  • @WetCiggizz
    @WetCiggizz 5 лет назад +1719

    “This is our covert bear trap”
    *Has sign saying “bear trap”*
    Man once bears learn to read we’re all dead

    • @justinmielsch5936
      @justinmielsch5936 5 лет назад +20

      Red-Eyed- Ranger a colvert pipe trap he is talking about what the trap is made of..... the idiots putting the subtitles wrong

    • @zecchinoroni
      @zecchinoroni 5 лет назад +2

      @@justinmielsch5936 aren't the subtitles automatic?

    • @lordswagman1419
      @lordswagman1419 4 года назад

      Groovy Satan bot these ones

    • @zecchinoroni
      @zecchinoroni 4 года назад +1

      @@lordswagman1419 yes they are. it says "auto-generated"

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 4 года назад +2

      @@zecchinoroni some are, some aren't. All videos have auto generated subtitles, but sometimes, someone makes subtitles for a video. And that's what they did for the video that Charlie was watching, so no they actually aren't

  • @xyrone4357
    @xyrone4357 4 года назад +282

    The thumbnail is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

    • @spam1028
      @spam1028 3 года назад +25

      Bonjour

    • @ThatChester
      @ThatChester 3 года назад +44

      Nothing is more cuter than seeing a floof ball peeking at you from a safe distance knowing that it can shred you to pieces in mere seconds.

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 3 года назад +13

      Finally, someone acknowledged the thumbnail.

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 года назад +3

      Yessss

  • @takashiari1598
    @takashiari1598 5 лет назад +682

    I think I've never seen Charlie lose it this much lol

    • @willthryn497
      @willthryn497 5 лет назад +50

      Takashiari except for julian the dog trainer lol

    • @1112-m6p
      @1112-m6p 5 лет назад +85

      @@willthryn497 only borderline animal abuse can bring him that much joy

    • @papipickle9580
      @papipickle9580 5 лет назад +3

      @@willthryn497 The dog trainer is the funniest one

    • @ronaldohernandez236
      @ronaldohernandez236 5 лет назад

      Papi Pickle name of Vid??

    • @papipickle9580
      @papipickle9580 5 лет назад +1

      @@ronaldohernandez236 ruclips.net/video/lfUfWTqwB7c/видео.html

  • @lucastardjopawiro3698
    @lucastardjopawiro3698 5 лет назад +1647

    1:00 aah yes, the American unit of length, footballfields.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +105

      They don’t expect Americans to know “1 kilometer” so they used “10 football fields”
      Hmm… we might yet be able to get America to use metric…

    • @Twizz435
      @Twizz435 5 лет назад +137

      Why would we know how far a kilometer is. Our schools were to busy teaching us a history they made up to make America look good, and math that in 23 years I have never used.

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 5 лет назад +21

      @@Twizz435 pretty irritating right

    • @josh8106
      @josh8106 5 лет назад +46

      I’m American and this drives me absolutely nuts. I’m like okay 10 football fields is 1000 yards and a yard is close to a meter so that’s about a kilometer WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT. Fricken boomers man.

    • @FacitOmniaVoluntas.
      @FacitOmniaVoluntas. 5 лет назад +25

      Sounds more badass than 'three quarters of a mile'

  • @domeinhg8372
    @domeinhg8372 3 года назад +196

    "Nothing makes me feel more resp-"
    *WHEEZE*

  • @WillBilliam
    @WillBilliam 5 лет назад +1690

    8:29
    This is the hardest I have ever laughed in my 14 months with Charlie

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 года назад +66

      I almost died when I watched the first video I saw of Cooking with Kay he made. It was 2 am and I was in my bed screaming in laughter haha someone most liekly heard me and thought Im crazy ^^

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +8

      @@sirweebs2914 ha

    • @MrFish-dc1zm
      @MrFish-dc1zm 4 года назад +5

      Omfg 😂😂😂

    • @rapidcougar3785
      @rapidcougar3785 4 года назад +3

      Same Same i was squeal laughing

    • @eyetextico9179
      @eyetextico9179 4 года назад +2

      Yeh yeah me too

  • @745morning
    @745morning 5 лет назад +1186

    8:47 Nothing makes me feel more re-- **WHEEEEEEZE**

    • @slahser
      @slahser 5 лет назад +15

      DP checks out

    • @PokeFan28
      @PokeFan28 4 года назад +8

      he just fucking dies. Like mid sentence dead

  • @Bmanwins
    @Bmanwins Год назад +142

    I expected this to be some sort of literal Bear Police force but this is just so much better

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 Год назад +8

      Is it? Polar bears in police outfits would be awesome

    • @Bmanwins
      @Bmanwins Год назад +3

      Now thinking about that I'm not to sure

    • @von_Farr
      @von_Farr Год назад +2

      A rated-R version of Paw Patrol?

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 10 месяцев назад

      All the bears probably want to be on Six Seal Team.

  • @carloscjr23
    @carloscjr23 4 года назад +669

    "Treating the animal with all respect"
    *shoot of the bear being dragged like a hose"
    The editor of that show was an absolute madlad.

  • @Yeetyeti69
    @Yeetyeti69 5 лет назад +1474

    That means Brutus has done 6 months in jail because he’s been caught 8 times he gets held for three weeks at a time that’s equal to 24 weeks. 24 weeks is equivalent to six months YOLO BRUTUS

    • @LUCSchnl
      @LUCSchnl 5 лет назад +80

      And that is rediculous that they are wasting away bears lives like that (I'm pretty sure the bears have no idea what is happening)

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 4 года назад +180

      free the homie brutus

    • @amyheather8134
      @amyheather8134 4 года назад +40

      Brutus do be looking like knows Syd tho

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 года назад +105

      @@LUCSchnl well I bet the bears think they live there. I mean they get food there for not doing anything of course they will come back to town. Look at how chill the bear is he thinks those officers are his buddys.

    • @LUCSchnl
      @LUCSchnl 4 года назад +16

      @@sirweebs2914 yeah but a polar bear should have a big area to stay not a little pen

  • @walkgleeshwalk4635
    @walkgleeshwalk4635 4 года назад +661

    11:00 “it’s a good feeling to know that they’re going back to the land where they belong”
    Leaves bear in fucking nowhere

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 3 года назад +92

      nowhere is collectively known as "the wild" so they are kinda right

    • @charmingcthulhu6544
      @charmingcthulhu6544 3 года назад +26

      With a huge bright green stain on his back that fucks up his camouflage

    • @TheSoulGambit
      @TheSoulGambit 3 года назад +70

      @@charmingcthulhu6544 They hunt seals. Which are notoriously, underneath the bear. They don't skulk around hiding in the grass or anything.

    • @simobechmak5066
      @simobechmak5066 3 года назад +48

      did you expect the bear to have a nice wooden hut or maybe a temporary camp with a tent or an igloo?

    • @cabramacho5940
      @cabramacho5940 2 года назад

      10:25😂

  • @godofthecripples1237
    @godofthecripples1237 5 лет назад +729

    I was laughing harder than I have in at least a few weeks watching them drag that bear over rocks with "utmost care and respect"

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +35

      I'm fucking weeping hahahaha

    • @Omega4Productions
      @Omega4Productions 5 лет назад +15

      It's 12 in the morning over here and I'm trying to keep quiet...but that fucking part has me in tears. XD

    • @whitey3618
      @whitey3618 5 лет назад +3

      same, i died at that part

    • @2.0pewdiepie53
      @2.0pewdiepie53 5 лет назад +1

      Same XD

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 5 лет назад +1

      Charlie: **dies** (in between giggles) Such Respect! Nothing makes me feel more respe-**WHEEZE**

  • @dogeater2439
    @dogeater2439 5 лет назад +156

    Charlie genuinely happy makes my day everytime

  • @alexwelch8855
    @alexwelch8855 4 года назад +331

    I hate to even say this but I physically started crying I laughed so hard at the “respect” part. God damn that was so funny

  • @jamdi487
    @jamdi487 5 лет назад +619

    8:30 " with great respect and care"
    -proceed to clean the floor with the bear's body...

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii 5 лет назад +20

      Assholes were dragging the poor inocent bear through rocks without even watching for his head. I don't want to be the annoying softy but that kinda pissed me off.

    • @herrschadenfreude4833
      @herrschadenfreude4833 5 лет назад +52

      @@mightykanohii How would suggest of picking up 4-man sized polar bear? Throw it over your shoulder?

    • @herrschadenfreude4833
      @herrschadenfreude4833 5 лет назад +1

      you*

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii 5 лет назад +9

      @@herrschadenfreude4833 Cound they have use some sort of big wheel barrow or lrge strechet. Look, I know im kinda dumb, but was got to be a better way than dragging it like thay.

    • @noamamir0942
      @noamamir0942 5 лет назад +8

      @@herrschadenfreude4833i mean they could use that board which they used to lift him to the truck

  • @cattameme
    @cattameme 5 лет назад +661

    Always treating the bear with GREAT Respect and Care. *starts dragging the bear by the feet*

    • @jon70082
      @jon70082 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂💀

    • @KaPPy83
      @KaPPy83 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe he should've summoned his superhuman & carried him over his shoulder, called in a tow truck, radio in a helo, or maybe a forklift? Oh, I know, strapped its legs to a truck then haul it, yeah, that sounds better.

    • @ssccaappeeggooaatt
      @ssccaappeeggooaatt 5 лет назад +4

      fucking started laughing out loud there

    • @diam0ndminer647
      @diam0ndminer647 5 лет назад

      I am crying laughing

  • @james-m-8285
    @james-m-8285 3 года назад +47

    I love how panicked the lady on the walkie talkie sounds on literally every update she gives, you’d think she’d build up a certain level of nerve

  • @JackPlayz44
    @JackPlayz44 5 лет назад +393

    That "The Amazing Spider-Man" tab been open a long time

    • @sleepypigeon3569
      @sleepypigeon3569 5 лет назад +90

      whenever he leaves the room for something he switches to that tab for the viewers to watch

    • @friendisnthere
      @friendisnthere 5 лет назад +16

      Cassara Demott it’s probably the best part of the stream 😎

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 лет назад +38

      Cryptic ive passed spidermans training so many times that i will be able to defeat god soon

    • @stoli756
      @stoli756 5 лет назад +1

      Cloblin

    • @dankmelonz7587
      @dankmelonz7587 5 лет назад +2

      Eric Jacobs i know the ultimate move
      *_Venom Vanquisher_*

  • @adriendm
    @adriendm 5 лет назад +663

    8:33 i literally died along with Charlie, jesus christ that was hilarious and to laugh with him made it even more funny

    • @yiorn
      @yiorn 5 лет назад +43

      Honestly though, once Charlie started losing it I lost it too

    • @operationtakeoveryoutube1724
      @operationtakeoveryoutube1724 5 лет назад +4

      @@yiorn - Same lmfao

    • @sespis2r
      @sespis2r 5 лет назад +18

      "Nothing says more res-*lungs collapse*"

    • @Ocelotmaniac
      @Ocelotmaniac 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah same bruh 💀

    • @MessiMagic10-9
      @MessiMagic10-9 4 года назад +3

      Never before I have laughed this much at a video of his! And I have seen them all! XD

  • @BeefZupreme
    @BeefZupreme 3 года назад +77

    Syd has undoubtedly dabbled in that polar bear muscle relaxant

  • @DailyMoFo1
    @DailyMoFo1 5 лет назад +825

    8:35 Charlie laughing so hard that he hits his head, followed with a quick “ow”.- circa 2019, colorized.

    • @punkem733
      @punkem733 4 года назад +3

      Let me tell you about 2020...

    • @juheepark7123
      @juheepark7123 4 года назад +7

      I've never seen him laugh so hard

    • @_minty_fresh_
      @_minty_fresh_ 4 года назад +10

      Dear commenter,
      I did not realize that he did this when I watched this one year later. I almost continued living on this planet without knowing this knowledge. I am forever in debt to you. Thank you.
      - Minty Fresh

    • @DailyMoFo1
      @DailyMoFo1 4 года назад +4

      @@_minty_fresh_ you’re very welcome! :)

    • @hpo8586
      @hpo8586 3 года назад +1

      I actually didn’t notice that since I was busy laughing so hard

  • @luckyrabbit5168
    @luckyrabbit5168 4 года назад +884

    Polar bear 1: What are you in for?
    Polar Bear 2: I was caught in distribution of Coco cola .

    • @jeepjoseph9036
      @jeepjoseph9036 4 года назад +12

      Chocolate cola?

    • @32thousanddollarsinlegalfees
      @32thousanddollarsinlegalfees 4 года назад +42

      Polar Bear 3: Me? They found out what I'd do for a Klondike bar.

    • @bigbouncer4196
      @bigbouncer4196 3 года назад +3

      @@jeepjoseph9036 and this was edited lmao smh, I liked the comment bc I saw where he was going, but damn atleast Google the word

    • @jeepjoseph9036
      @jeepjoseph9036 3 года назад

      @@bigbouncer4196 sad part is this dumbshit didnt even bother to properly edit his comment

    • @Grimreaper213w3
      @Grimreaper213w3 3 года назад +2

      @@jeepjoseph9036 who gives a fuck

  • @merlindog11
    @merlindog11 4 года назад +86

    For something we hear so rarely, his laugh is so intoxicating

  • @legoyoda8431
    @legoyoda8431 5 лет назад +175

    8:31 “always treating the bear with great respect and care”
    You’re dragging him on the floor by tying his paws. Very respectful.

    • @amyheather8134
      @amyheather8134 4 года назад +7

      @unknowning unknown are you Syd?

    • @ahisee5181
      @ahisee5181 4 года назад

      Doesn't a bear weigh like 400 kg

    • @beaukurjata1873
      @beaukurjata1873 4 года назад

      @@ahisee5181 400 is on the low end but the scrawny ones are also the most likely to scavenge around towns.

  • @taipolar333
    @taipolar333 5 лет назад +301

    One day we'll rise up against our human oppressors, my brothers

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 5 лет назад +18

      You can't reach us down in the deep south pussy

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 лет назад +4

      Please spare the innocents

    • @boyinblue.
      @boyinblue. 5 лет назад +5

      It’s been 18 years and this human family still doesn’t know I’m actually their enemy. It’s been hard learning the Human emotions, they almost figured me out at grandmas funeral. I think I’m ready to break out of my human skin shell and kill them all. Pease to all polar bears brother or as we say “org ra rawthins”

    • @jackcutter2
      @jackcutter2 5 лет назад

      Silence furry

    • @AQUAPHREESH193
      @AQUAPHREESH193 4 года назад +1

      Until then enjoy a Coca-Cola 😃

  • @TheEternalElir
    @TheEternalElir 2 года назад +25

    8:30 I've never seen Charlie laugh like this. That was pure, wholesome laughter 🤌

  • @myriad2878
    @myriad2878 5 лет назад +80

    Its nice to know your spirit animal by name.
    Wherever you are Brutus, don't ever change.

    • @blackholebomb7676
      @blackholebomb7676 4 года назад +2

      Mine is cocaine bear

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 4 года назад +1

      @@blackholebomb7676 The Big Lebowski of bears, that one. Should've died before he finished all that coke according to experts.

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 лет назад +313

    I wonder if the polar bears in Minecraft are part of the agency

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 5 лет назад +4

      Of course, they're preparing to raid area 51

    • @mchomelessful
      @mchomelessful 5 лет назад +3

      Charlie lost his shit at this

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 5 лет назад

      how do u think they get them in the game

    • @seokism
      @seokism 5 лет назад

      that explains why they attack me as soon as i make eye contact with them

  • @axtra9561
    @axtra9561 4 года назад +269

    10:27 its even funnier cause the bear looks like he just did a line of coke

  • @YO-Finny
    @YO-Finny 5 лет назад +2002

    They always treat the bear with respect and care
    Meanwhile dragging his head over bumpy rocks lmao 8:33

    • @bigpeepeediego7180
      @bigpeepeediego7180 5 лет назад +104

      Best part

    • @ronniewhitedx
      @ronniewhitedx 5 лет назад +265

      That might be the hardest I've ever heard Charlie laugh. Lol

    • @noodlecat4387
      @noodlecat4387 5 лет назад +25

      Did you see the blood...?

    • @robjohns2098
      @robjohns2098 5 лет назад +28

      Ron Nicklas Look at 3:40 onward > ruclips.net/video/lfUfWTqwB7c/видео.html
      He died lmao

    • @P4PKing
      @P4PKing 5 лет назад +118

      @@noodlecat4387 I think that's from the dart they shot him with. Still, them dragging the bear across the rocks after talking about being gentle and respectful was fucking hilarious.

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog 5 лет назад +159

    From the writers of (fast paced electronic music) comes (upbeat jazzy music)

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 5 лет назад +10

      Can't forget (soft eletronic drumming music)

    • @i_own_adog
      @i_own_adog 5 лет назад

      @@cthulhu7156 oh of course. How could I forget their number 1 hit single.

  • @missmandyreacts
    @missmandyreacts 3 года назад +76

    I’ve been going through a lot medically and this had me laughing and forgetting all about it.

    • @TheMADMonkeyLOL
      @TheMADMonkeyLOL 3 года назад +11

      Hope you're feeling better

    • @garrydimasa1964
      @garrydimasa1964 3 года назад +5

      Wow that's cool. Glad you find some solace here 👋

    • @TheOnlyGamerX
      @TheOnlyGamerX 2 года назад +1

      Feel better my mans, maybe hit up syd (or Brutus) if you need some of that muscle relaxant

  • @djdeadbeat4380
    @djdeadbeat4380 5 лет назад +299

    “Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.”
    Oh wait, wrong animal agents

    • @Tt05ma
      @Tt05ma 5 лет назад

      Quality Queenc add my dis

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 5 лет назад +1

      Good reference lad.
      I don't get why all these peeps want you to kill yourself :/
      Jk I know y'all just joking.

    • @ilpolentonebergamasco7929
      @ilpolentonebergamasco7929 5 лет назад +2

      @@themagicslinky1773 not live

    • @emini6
      @emini6 5 лет назад +1

      time to die?

    • @magix4152
      @magix4152 5 лет назад

      @@bro...5849 no u

  • @dyr234
    @dyr234 5 лет назад +149

    "always treating the bear with great respect and care"
    drags it a long the rocks like a rug

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад

      With how much fat, fur, and muscle relaxants they have they are basically rugs

  • @DesireCreative.
    @DesireCreative. 4 года назад +61

    10:28 idk why but when he said his lips quivering I lost it 💀💀

  • @ryanperrette4958
    @ryanperrette4958 5 лет назад +165

    Bear: running around without a home in sight, clearly avoiding you and your truck.
    Churchill police: that's a felony I'm gonna have to bring you in for the night

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 5 лет назад +10

      Whoa, you just made me relate to that bear. Good job homer

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 5 лет назад +1

      Being treated like an animal

  • @zimmerman8733
    @zimmerman8733 5 лет назад +44

    8:48 the exact moment Charlie begins to transform into a squeaky toy

  • @bouncyballblue
    @bouncyballblue 4 года назад +16

    7:08 "suddenly finds himself stuck in the frozen terrain"
    Charlie: OH MY GOD, THE BEARS PUT A TRAP"

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 5 лет назад +172

    8:49
    “Nothing makes me feel more res _HHHHHHHHN_ “

  • @ante.
    @ante. 5 лет назад +61

    this is the first video that has made me full on laugh in a long time, thank you mister bear dragger Lmao

  • @guilhermepassos2937
    @guilhermepassos2937 Год назад +1

    This is my favourite Charlie Video of all time, maybe because it's also one of the first I watched

  • @uu9276
    @uu9276 5 лет назад +175

    8:50 “always making sure to treat the bear with respect.” Literally dragging the bear through the ground. I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 лет назад +18

      I was laughing more at how drugged out the bear looks than how they were ragdolling him

    • @ratkingzs
      @ratkingzs 4 года назад

      U U how the fuck else would you move it

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc 4 года назад

      @@ratkingzs ...A dolly...?

    • @old_account189
      @old_account189 4 года назад

      (soft electronic drumming music)

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 5 лет назад +48

    8:33 holy shit, I had the same reaction Charlie did at that point

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 4 года назад +18

    my face hurts from how much I was smiling and laughing during that bear respecting part

  • @TOMeightoh
    @TOMeightoh 5 лет назад +508

    An animal that has evolved thousands of years to have perfect camouflage in its environment to stalk prey.
    How do we keep track of it? i know ! lets paint a giant green square on its back! it will be fine!

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 4 года назад +60

      It means the polar bear won't be able to hunt until the paint wears off. So it will most likely starve

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 4 года назад +225

      @@Flipindabird23 Brutus has been in and out of bear jail for over 23 years. He hasn't starved yet.

    • @dylanb4494
      @dylanb4494 4 года назад +108

      @@Flipindabird23 you guys are really dumb. They hunt seals. The seals are not going to see the top of the bear from a distance under the water.

    • @allison8076
      @allison8076 4 года назад +84

      The green dye isn’t to keep track of him I’m pretty sure. That’s the spot where they shot him with the tranquilizers, I think it’s to keep the wound clean. Notice there was blood when they shot him. I know that for ducks, the cleaner is a bright blue, it may be the same stuff but in green.

    • @Salamonereefs
      @Salamonereefs 4 года назад +1

      @@Flipindabird23 after going 3 weeks without food.. :(

  • @skyfell
    @skyfell 5 лет назад +129

    we did it boys, we stopped polar bear crimes

  • @cursed1257
    @cursed1257 4 года назад +16

    This is the first time I’ve heard Charlie genuinely laugh that hard!

  • @kjpowell7531
    @kjpowell7531 5 лет назад +7

    When you like charlies video before you watch it because you know its gonna be a banger.

  • @kingitgt2572
    @kingitgt2572 5 лет назад +64

    *Most Polar Bears Are Sent To Jail For Having A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear In Their Possession......*

  • @saitama9112
    @saitama9112 4 года назад +47

    6:16
    this is how I imagine an every day commute to work for an American citizen as a Norwegian

    • @cloudshifter
      @cloudshifter 3 года назад +5

      You're not that far off

    • @uglyrobot1975
      @uglyrobot1975 2 года назад +1

      Pretty damn accurate 😭

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 2 года назад +1

      Can confirm it's pretty accurate

    • @anothernamlesscommenter352
      @anothernamlesscommenter352 Год назад +4

      The video takes place in Canada ,Churchill Manitoba Canada in the USA the only place that they have Polar bears is in Alaska which only has a population of a mere 724,357 people living there and is the 4th most least populated state in the USA so Polar bears in any place of the USA with a noticeable amount of Americans would result in well....death so an every day commute for literally 0.22% of the US population if every Alaskan did which isn't true due to there being city's with 10's of thousands of people and even Anchorage Alaska has a populations of 291,538 people . (Though funny enough of the 5 places where Polar bears can be found Canada, Russia, Greenland, and Norway your country surprisingly due to the population of Polar bears living in Svalbard.)

  • @REALHOM
    @REALHOM 5 лет назад +39

    Point to where the mean men touched you on this polar bear plushie

  • @acaz717
    @acaz717 5 лет назад +109

    0:20 “This looks like something Team Rocket would do to try and get a Snorlax” lmao 😂

  • @Gagemaynard1986
    @Gagemaynard1986 3 года назад +24

    “The jailed bears are held here without food or water”

    • @baffled_clam
      @baffled_clam 3 года назад +1

      For weeks too, no less! Like wtf

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 года назад +1

      I mean it's not working either. beside this practice being inhumane.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +8

      None of you actually seem to understand polar bear physiology or what “inhumane” means, because these guys go over the top and play a huge part in protecting polar bears from extinction. There is a reason most of the bears have survived for 20+ years each there.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 5 лет назад +41

    Those aren't polar bear police officers, you tricked me Charlie.

  • @MaximumSpank
    @MaximumSpank 4 года назад +11

    Probably one of the best shows ever made. Wish there was more coverage

  • @greenwitchinc.1682
    @greenwitchinc.1682 3 года назад +25

    Oh my God! I started laughing my ass off around 8:40. "Great respect and care." God damn. That's some funny shit.

  • @iamlegend7569
    @iamlegend7569 5 лет назад +38

    That one Polar Bear that was a guest @Lazy Bear Lodge should file a complaint and give a scathing review on Expedia about being Racially profile and chased off the property!
    The Nerve of that officer!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +7

      Bear agents: Pssh, but you polar bears are white!
      Polar bear: ** Yes, but actually no. My hair is a translucent white, but my skin is black
      Bear agents: *Uh oh*

    • @iamlegend7569
      @iamlegend7569 5 лет назад +2

      @@Abdega 😭😭😭😭

    • @iamlegend7569
      @iamlegend7569 5 лет назад +2

      Bear Agents: Get em before he blends in the snow and disappears! Those Polar Bears are some slippery Mothaflurkins!

  • @crucifiedburrito3439
    @crucifiedburrito3439 5 лет назад +25

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    The polar bear is a spy and needs to be poked by a professional

  • @johnhavoc3085
    @johnhavoc3085 4 года назад +24

    when they were dragging the bear that was the hardest time I laughed in a min

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +6

    Thank you for serving our country...
    _Mr. Bear._

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 5 лет назад +132

    I feel sorry for the bears but at the same time I'm laughing at it going to bear jail

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 5 лет назад +4

      Better that getting killed

    • @mallock8529
      @mallock8529 5 лет назад +28

      its hard to fully comprehend how absurd the bear jail is lmfao

    • @fergo2884
      @fergo2884 5 лет назад +5

      Kristian X it really sounds ridiculous and hilarious

    • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
      @DaRkLoRdZoRc 4 года назад +3

      @@mallock8529 In their defense, the bear jail looks like a military installation. It's probably some old Cold War facility or something, and rather than just letting it be abandoned to the elements, they decided to restore it and put stuff in it.
      Except in this situation, the 'stuff' they're putting in it is bears.

  • @Raccnnibal
    @Raccnnibal 3 года назад +81

    Humans: "Let's put these bears where they belong"
    Bears: "But we've lived here for many years"

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +5

      I mean. We could go back to killing them if you prefer that over this.

    • @HEX_17
      @HEX_17 3 года назад +2

      @@notatrollll The Bears a literally weren’t doing anything though

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад

      @@HEX_17 And yet humans expanded and killed them to prevent dangerous interactions. What’s your point? My point is it’s the lesser of two evils. You can pretend you are better than everyone else, but this is a reality. Relocating bears vs killing them sounds a helluva lot better. But go off.

    • @HEX_17
      @HEX_17 3 года назад +6

      @@notatrollll My point is that I like bears

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 3 года назад +4

      The people need to leave the bears alone and get out of this hellhole. There is no reason at all to live there.

  • @Sweetdude64
    @Sweetdude64 5 лет назад +20

    "respect and care" has to be highlight of the month. XD

  • @giannieditsvideos
    @giannieditsvideos 5 лет назад +18

    Charlie genuinely laughing is some of the nicest content on the entire channel

  • @troubledhook5106
    @troubledhook5106 2 года назад +1

    This is Charlie's greatest reaction video. I have watched this a dozen times over the past 2 years everytime it comes up on my recommendations.

  • @Monkeybros_
    @Monkeybros_ 5 лет назад +147

    Words cannot describe my anger. Im casually gaming on clash of clans as i get a notification as im about to place my barbarian king, I click on the notification and come back to see all my troops dead. not happy

    • @TheFloRence
      @TheFloRence 5 лет назад +9

      joe lond weeb

    • @dumbguychannel445
      @dumbguychannel445 5 лет назад +41

      The fact that you play clash of clans makes you eligible for a the guillotine.

    • @gelatskis2262
      @gelatskis2262 5 лет назад +2

      Clash of what

    • @rickard486
      @rickard486 5 лет назад

      Touché

    • @Monkeybros_
      @Monkeybros_ 5 лет назад +1

      Dont worry I dont actually play Clash of Clans on a daily basis, its deadass my first time in about 5 years playing

  • @rolland890
    @rolland890 5 лет назад +16

    I feel like that polar bear cop has had some of that major muscle relaxant

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 4 года назад +1

      Plot twist: The muscle relaxant is actually just samples of his blood

    • @Cyanide_Infused
      @Cyanide_Infused 4 года назад

      @@deuceydee3506 more like semen. He enjoys feeding it to the bears and sometimes has a taste of his own

  • @tristanhrominchuk8126
    @tristanhrominchuk8126 2 года назад +1

    I worked in Churchill for a while for my Uncle John who owns the Churchill Hotel and Bear Country Inn, got to see a polar bear being transported across the Churchill river via helicopter. Jokes aside it's truly an impeccable sight. Thanks for shedding some humor on this little town, they need more publicity for what they do, comedy or not.

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty 5 лет назад +29

    "The polar bears are always treated with great respect."
    *drags bear backwards across rocky hillside*

  • @RashtaEinthisB
    @RashtaEinthisB 5 лет назад +117

    8:35 the greatest laugh caught on stream of all time
    8:48 LMAOOOOOO

  • @anastasiakusnetz7488
    @anastasiakusnetz7488 2 года назад +2

    Your commentary was hilarious! Loved the respect part when they were dragging his face on the rocks.

  • @streifendemon1089
    @streifendemon1089 5 лет назад +10

    The mad lad made a courage the cowardly dog reference, I have never looked up to a human being this much in my entire pitiful existence.

  • @gabeux
    @gabeux 4 года назад +16

    LOL I was already laughing hard during the "respect" part, but when Charlie busted out laughing I lost hard and cried.
    I'm too desensitized and barely laugh with RUclipss nowdays, but this week I finally started watching you and boy I got to see the light again. I'm so glad.

  • @red_latho9038
    @red_latho9038 3 года назад +9

    In the next life, I’m gonna reincarnate as a polar bear so I can play GTA5 irl

  • @Tranquilmass
    @Tranquilmass 4 года назад +33

    I’ve been crying for like 5 minutes after they drag the bear out omg it’s perfect😂

  • @chronicirritation
    @chronicirritation 4 года назад +8

    Actually cried laughing during the "Such Respect" part. Charlie's hysterical laughing didnt help either.

  • @kiesarisunny13
    @kiesarisunny13 4 года назад +12

    Theory: Syde lives in the town alone and scares the Bear with a BB Gun and every voice or person in this show is in his head

  • @seab0p
    @seab0p 5 лет назад +13

    Charlie's voice range scares me
    also, Contagious laughter

  • @calebrussell2141
    @calebrussell2141 5 лет назад +9

    When you're so early there's only 360p

  • @senseimonte
    @senseimonte 4 года назад +7

    The bear respect part had me dieing. I Was literally having a stroke from laughing. I started crying too I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. What the hell is this. Bear jail and dragging them across rocks with just such respect and soft jazz what is happening

  • @Luke-vb3us
    @Luke-vb3us 5 лет назад +21

    Charlie are your malnourished legs doing okay