"Magcargo’s body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog." 4 times weak to water.
I think the idea is not that Oak doesn't already have full Pokédex. It's that every person who goes around with a Pokédex gets different field data and this enriches the quality of his data analysis.
I know what dobbs got that from, remember that episode where spongebob and his friends are super heros and when spongebob uses his speed he says, do you want me to go to that rock? Do you want me to do it again.
Zenra 7 actually that's a reference to the old Justice league cartoon, where the flash asks if a girl wants to see him run around the world, disappears for half a second and asks if she wants to see it again.
Gardevoir: I will protect you master. *Creates tiny black hole* Trainer: I appreciate it *Gets sucked into the black hole.* Gardevoir: *panicking* this isn't good. I was trying to protect my master, but I accidentally killed them.
Diego Gonzalez I want to see something like this for Megas. I literally looked at the entries for Mega Houndoom and Tyranitar in Ultra Sun with a "WTF" face.
Pokemon: hey do you have that five dollars you owe me? :Other Pokemon I don't owe you five dollars :Pokemon hey do you have that five dollars you owe me Other Pokemon: oh yeah
I like the conciseness of this one. The skits makes it a lot better. Other vids just talk and talk and talk and goddamn, if that isn't the most boring thing ever. Nice job!
Trainer: Oh how's it going Xatu? Xatu: *see's the past and the future the same time random Indian music played* Trainer: -_- That the reason I'm dying inside
You could always use Soak on it to make it resistant as a Water-Type - though that's still not an immunity. What DOES work though, is using an Ability manipulation attack to give it Water Absorb or Storm Drain! The hypothetical ability that could be given to Magcargo (and similar) is Heat Lens, something seen way back in Ash's Gym Battle against Blaine in Season One! (Yes, I DO mean the episode that told kids you could take down a Rock/Ground-Type Rhydon with Thunder. "AIM FOR THE HORN!")
a diet version of desolate land maybe but it doesn't summon weather; it just prevents drizzle, rain dance, and being hit by water attacks as a defensive ability that would be ignored by mold breaker instead of cloud nine
let us do it thats a popular old song from a Bollywood film 🤣🤣🤣 I think he joke is that xatu is based on the First Nations often mistakenly referred to as ‘Indians’ earlier while the uploader used a Bollywood song from India.
Andrew that's still more plausible then having its body temperature reach 180,000 degrees(to put that into prospective the surface of the sun is approximately 10,000 degrees).
red: professor Oak! I found every single pokemon and got all their entries! Oak: really? Red yeah! take a look! Oak: there's only 151 pokemon in here...
Gengardude 678 that would make it OP though.....like nothing could really stop it, unless it had a condition, like weak to electric due to ionization or some shit so
@@dharmbirsingh3859 Oh my fucking God, you absolute idiot, he's not Indian, It's just a suitable song for the fact that Xatu is based on native Americans that are usually called 'Indians' and a suitable song for the fact he was fucking high on meth
If you wanna get technical, any Pokemon that learns a Dark type move can create black holes, since the Dark type Z-Move is Black Hole Eclipse. Funny thing is, no matter how many times it's used, it doesn't destroy the world.
Magikarp entry does actually make sense if you knew that when it says that it jumps over mountains, it doesn't mean in one jump. So this actually means that it can climb mountains by just flopping, not jump over mountains in one leap.
@@chaos_blue1089 pokemon is weird the entry makes you question another entry like if an entry say a pokemon is nice and the other entry just be like this thing kills and eat other pokemons
"Magcargo’s body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog."
4 times weak to water.
Unlike Primal Groudon, that's the real one. That dude is *HOT*
Macargo: Is a minature sun.
4x weak to water
Oof
It’s hidden ability should be desolate land.
What if it had water absorb?
Professor Oak wasted soo many years to learn about Pokemon
But still gives you a empty pokedex
I think the idea is not that Oak doesn't already have full Pokédex. It's that every person who goes around with a Pokédex gets different field data and this enriches the quality of his data analysis.
Even if he has a full pokedex there are many pokemon with dofferent nature's and abilities
An*
ElGringoCastellano
whoa
Brodiero- Solar s
*Sits on plane*
Me: Mom, what’s that outside?
*A wild Metang has appeared!*
Mom: Oh shit.
"Rekt" -mEtAnG420mLg69
lol
@Jeppe Nielsen welll here is the truth u need data/WiFi and ur too high to use ur navigator
Grandpa: go Charizard!
"oHoHoHoHoHo gOd" -me,another passenger on the plane.
Imagine someone roleplaying like:
**Fiercely jingles keys on their key ring to ward off the danger**
I would just go along with it because those keys are very loud i U i
Lol
Xatu gets a mega evolution*
It sees the past,present,future, everywhere in every alternate universe, 5x, all at once
Da Hedgehog Dude Yes
@bryan diaz varela no just all at once in two eyes
Xatu is dr strange
That includes future Pokemon games, right?
So it combines Lsd, acid, cocaine, and some really potent weed
this video took FOREVER to make😭 big shout out to my boy TheAuraGuardian for coming in clutch to help me out with it😎
Dobbs and its one of your best vids of all time already. Can you do a sequel?
Hey Dobbs you Own still own me Five dollars
Yes! Sequel, you should make!
i like xatu chaiya chaiya!
Are you saying that because he Skype called u when you were sleeping and that your getting your revenge
Im glad your back Dobbs, I also love the little skits you have before and after each Pokedex entry in the video. They make me laugh all the time.
They're hillarious 😂
1:05 and that is why I am never flying that high again
Underrated
Atleast your sister is not hurt
well i hope it will never happen
UwU
Well did latias ever go that high?
Cause it's a jet
The xatu one absolutely killed me
As a Tanga Tanga Tanga Tanga
Maciej Gotter no it's chaiyya chaiyya. It's an Indian song
3:13 here have some replays
ya
*BBBBAAAATTTHHHSSS SSSAAALLLTTTSSS*
man....thats awsome......and that indian song while Xatu was being high......nailed it
Lol
Hello Indian brother
Namaste
Lol
Wtf 😂
Lol
NOOOO
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE KEYS
Jingling keys is ultra earrape
Red: ......... (Translation: I CAUGHT ALL POKEMON)
Also red: *transforms into ash* 0:05
*Becomes Raichu*
That's because he is a ditto
ikr
@@PedroPerny big brain
I love all the short jokes after the Pokédex entries
Julian Wood same
I laughed out loud with every one of the entries, this video is so cool
Psu Choki lol
Psu Choki lol me 2
Psu Choki iiiiiiiiiiii
THERE WAS LIES IN THIS VIDEO!!11!!!!!!1
The horror under Mimiku's cloak is actually.....
*The Emoji Movie*
Honestly his animations are funnier than the dex entries themselves xD
Theses are so good! The fist-bump had me laughing out loud xD
*elite four*
Trainer: Hey what was that?
Xatu: I saw 14 000 605 diffrent outcomes of the battle
Trainer: How many do i win?
Xatu: ...
Xatu: one!!!
Ha Ha marvel reference
0
So xatu belongs to doctor strange 😂😂
Xatu: one
Trainer: What?? Oh by the way, am I going to win this batt- oh
Xatu: You must get all six legendary magikarps to complete the infinity dex.
Trainer: The what?
This is just ridiculous
Machamp can't breath under water!
like how fish cant swim in the air? welcome to pokemon
Mohammad Salah It's not ridiculous he spent time into this vid
I know what dobbs got that from, remember that episode where spongebob and his friends are super heros and when spongebob uses his speed he says, do you want me to go to that rock? Do you want me to do it again.
Mohammad Salah hello brother we have the same avatar
Zenra 7 actually that's a reference to the old Justice league cartoon, where the flash asks if a girl wants to see him run around the world, disappears for half a second and asks if she wants to see it again.
I was laughing on my couch alright, but that chaiyya chaiyya just knocked me down to the floor!! 😂😂😂
Same
Me also
Same except I rolled off my bed
Me tooooo broooo🤣🤣🤣
I was laughing on my floor alright, but that chaiyya chaiyya just float me up to the couch!! 😂😂😂
Tyranitar: oh hey what's going on dude
Other tyranitar: hey dude
Fist bump: FUS RO DAH
Xatu: I see the past and the future
Trainer: Oh tell me something then
Xatu: The wii u will be bad
Trainer: 😢
The Wii U wasn’t bad, just really underrated.
And had really, REALLY bad marketing
@@Moros-if6bz The u stands for underwhelming
Jacoby Butler dude have you even played it
The Wii U wasn’t bad it just wasn’t as iconic as the Wii or other Nintendo consoles before it
Killerbeast 2508 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR OWN OPINION
Larvitar's entry is the new nonsense level: eats mountains in order to evolve yet mt. Silver is still standing all years past.
Anotheruser 77 big cave
You eat mountains, you poo mountains...
missed you dobbs!
Laurens Angelo Castrillo we all have
Laurens Angelo Castrillo first one wrong they wont last even for a second look on the game theorist
I love it when Dobbs uploads! Your videos are so funny!
Gardevoir: I will protect you master. *Creates tiny black hole*
Trainer: I appreciate it *Gets sucked into the black hole.*
Gardevoir: *panicking* this isn't good. I was trying to protect my master, but I accidentally killed them.
Wouldn't gardevoir be able to learn dark void then?
Coolhand 118 because it would put things to sleep forever
Yo there should be a event gardevoir with dark void. But it’s only for 5 days and it’s special code
Coolhand 118 I'd hug Gardevoir
Jellyduckface - it would be like it... I mean
Jake Corbin I wish
5:59 When i found the one who steal my skittles deluxe edicion
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Heh
OwO
I NEED A PART 2 OF THIS
please?
Diego Gonzalez heck yeah
I would like this comment but it's at 69 likes
Diego Gonzalez I want to see something like this for Megas. I literally looked at the entries for Mega Houndoom and Tyranitar in Ultra Sun with a "WTF" face.
YEESSSSS
Yeah please dobbs
2:21 I'm offended XD
Decidueye:
Decidueye can nock and fire an arrow at an enemy in a tenth of a second, so its battles are decided in a blink of an eye.
Actually has anyone notice in the beginning of the the start professor oak said “RED” but just shows ash instead
I have XD
That’s one way to fight your battles
Flames Gaming420 XD nah that is red Ash is the anime version also Ash got black spiky hair and usually a green back pack
Flames Gaming420 not mine, mine is the slowest stinkin thing on the planet. It got outsped by a wild wailmer.
I DIED AT 16 LMAO
*drinks tons of miltank milk and becomes a miltank*
*M O O O O*
its not miltank milk its
*mOOMoO mILk*
I can finally be a devil
@@koopakid4927 haha, I see what you did there
It happened one morning...
A boy awoke as a Kadabra... who evolved and gave the guy he was traded to a spoon to eat some poop with.
DJ Tile Turnip
K
DJ Tile Turnip
Are you the person that I saw on Thinknoodles?
Yes I am subbed
3:14 to 3:20
Love from India 😂
Lol very funny
Agreed
Lollicanes YT It’s called “Chhaiya Chhaiya”. It’s one of the most iconic songs from India. Check it out!
the song was chal chayiya chayoya chayiya chayiyaaa i am also indian
Ikr!!
In drampa’s entries, it is portrayed as nice and calm, yet in others it is very violent. Drampas are extremely bipolar.
your. . . . face is bipolar
**highfives drampa**
Well, its Ability IS called "Berserk".
That is true
It just has a berserk button.
Person on internet: Ur story sucks
Me: U know what to do
News: Random shithead's house burned to the ground by Drampa.
Odd Lemon XD
Combustible lemon still available to use you know. XD
Replay buttons cost: 1 like
6:04
6:04
6:04
😂😂😂
Mr Luck oh helllllllll noooooooo
Mr Luck nvm though it was an ad
I used it and didn't like.
@@limecyanizer4394 KNOCK KNOCK THIS IS THE POLICE
So the kid who turned into a kadabra...
It's basically from freedom into prison.
Well yes but technically no
Pokemon: hey do you have that five dollars you owe me?
:Other Pokemon I don't owe you five dollars
:Pokemon hey do you have that five dollars you owe me
Other Pokemon: oh yeah
16 likes thanks guys!
Yeah, we watched the video...
No I don't numbnuts
I can not stop smiling now, you just made my day Dobbs!
TheSpectre lol
‘This is all...
Genius!’
3:14 lmao I'm from India and its an indian song lol 😂😂😂
What song is that
Chaiya chaiya chiya
Chairs chaiya is the song
Shahrukh Khan rules!!!
I'm Indian and was shocking to hear that sound
I'm Indian too I was thinking wait why is there indian music i am happy to have found you
Wanna see me run to that mountain?
Wanna see me do it again?
Punch
@@mostbaseddog it's from a spongebob episode where he says that punch is just what the video said
I like the conciseness of this one. The skits makes it a lot better.
Other vids just talk and talk and talk and goddamn, if that isn't the most boring thing ever.
Nice job!
His other videos are pretty good actually.
Meme Daddy i meant vids from other channels. I guess i wasn' clear with my comment. Apologids
I think the reason the Pokedex Entries are ridiculous is because a ten year old wrote them.
Brave Grave No
Or a Rotom thought of them.
+Ñîggā Ü Gæŷ Agreed. You cam see it especially in Cubone's. I mean, how many female Marowak has to die to lay eggs?
Yup XP
Brave Grave how do you know they’re 10 years old?
Trainer: Oh how's it going Xatu?
Xatu: *see's the past and the future the same time random Indian music played*
Trainer: -_-
That the reason I'm dying inside
If only magcargo could really be immune to water lmao
Star Reshiram yeah ! 😍😍😍😍😉
Well then there would be an easy way to get an equivalent to Primal Groudon. Hehehe.
It could have been an ability
You could always use Soak on it to make it resistant as a Water-Type - though that's still not an immunity. What DOES work though, is using an Ability manipulation attack to give it Water Absorb or Storm Drain!
The hypothetical ability that could be given to Magcargo (and similar) is Heat Lens, something seen way back in Ash's Gym Battle against Blaine in Season One!
(Yes, I DO mean the episode that told kids you could take down a Rock/Ground-Type Rhydon with Thunder. "AIM FOR THE HORN!")
a diet version of desolate land maybe
but it doesn't summon weather; it just prevents drizzle, rain dance, and being hit by water attacks as a defensive ability that would be ignored by mold breaker instead of cloud nine
I died at the Xatu part.
that is a srk indian movie
chal chalchal chai
Chal chaiya chaiya*
The funniest part
PHY BLADE same XD
if you're an Indian you die even harder lmaooo
Hey Dobbs... You got that $5 you owe me?
Gold Wade Wait a minute!!!
Gold Wade He doesn't owe you 5 $ stop tricking him
Miguel Martinez you must be fun at parties
Miguel Martinez watch the video
Miguel Martinez it's a joke in the video
3:14 *How it feels to chew 5 gum*
I like how u put a skit in each number
Love you Dobbs!
JesseDaEeveeUser Who doesnt?
'Laughing'
At 3:14 😂😂😂
let us do it thats a popular old song from a Bollywood film 🤣🤣🤣
I think he joke is that xatu is based on the First Nations often mistakenly referred to as ‘Indians’ earlier while the uploader used a Bollywood song from India.
Pi?
@@m.serrao9250 uum that's not it, It's a suiting song, and that shit was popular? Jesus Christ, also Xatu was high on meth
Metang’s steel body won’t even be scratched if it collides with a jet
The pilot seeing Metang in Pokemon Go:
Yet he falls to a karate chop ...
Huh, never knew Beautifly took inspiration from the Vampire Moth...(seriously, look it up)
That, and pokemon Y has the destructive legendary pokemon. SO it makes a bit more sense for pokemon to sound like they kill?
So the counterpart is beutifly
Water is vaporised on contact.... oooh so thats why it's.... quad weak to water ?! What ? 😂
Andrew
magcargo has a phobia of steam, duh
Andrew that's still more plausible then having its body temperature reach 180,000 degrees(to put that into prospective the surface of the sun is approximately 10,000 degrees).
Lockstin made a video about that explaining how macargos temp is scientifically possible.
Glad you upload.
Gerardo Reyes what
Gerardo Reyes I
Glad you English.
Raichu getting 100000 volts of electricity
THATS GENIUS!!!
That looks and sounds like a big number but its not
For lightning atleast
red: professor Oak! I found every single pokemon and got all their entries!
Oak: really?
Red yeah! take a look!
Oak: there's only 151 pokemon in here...
Oak: Good job, R E D.
*shows a derpy ash later on*
Gradevoir: Dear human I must protect you **take battle into kanto**
edit: how exactly did this get 246 likes again?
Why?
my GRADEvoir is bad
How does kanto protect you
@@diobrando2911 IT'S TIME TO STOP
“Gradevoir”
when he said "things are gonna get jingly" I cracked up
Kinda ironic that magcargo have 4x weakness to water
Random Pinecone thats funny it lets anything live
Gengardude 678 that would make it OP though.....like nothing could really stop it, unless it had a condition, like weak to electric due to ionization or some shit so
@@vkak1 Still has 4x weakness to ground, and god knows those attacks are everywhere.
Darumaka is like
“... wtf man...”
Galaxy _ "What drugs have you people been taking.....?" Is what Darumaka is probably thinking...
3:14 New skittles deluxe edicion
Me
Dobbs is indian? because chal Chhaya chayya song is indian and I'm indian
@@dharmbirsingh3859 Oh my fucking God, you absolute idiot, he's not Indian, It's just a suitable song for the fact that Xatu is based on native Americans that are usually called 'Indians' and a suitable song for the fact he was fucking high on meth
@Arush Nair challo ek aur bhai mil gaya
Tyranitar: Can crush mountains with one hand
Me with a torkoal during a randomizer playthrough: *I'm gonna end this man's whole career.*
LMAO the metang latios scene. Great One Dobbs!
Xatu must be taking drugs.
MarcTheDasher GD
Not just any drug
But illegal drugs
Xatu is soo high
It is a Indian song
What the absolute F@CK, Dobbs. Drampa .... the pokemon that looks peaceful and tranquil - Burns down houses of bullies with Magcargo.
POKEMON IS DARK
The Latios thing made me laugh way too hard
This...This is.. *wipes tear* This is Beautiful..
Cricket no Its hideous
Bidoof: come on magilarpnlets get out of here
Don't you mean beautifly?
Most high xatu I’ve ever seen
Ultra moon's entry for paras:
The mushrooms, known as tochukaso, are controlling the bug. Even if the bug bugs the mushrooms, they tell it to bug off.
Electrabuzz can power a whole big city with his thunder
That is electivire
Its spelled electabuzz
Mimikyu's entry's on the first sentence is wrong. "It's actual appearance is UNOWN." xD
The m
No it's not what is that f@*king thing
They used the bever pokemon for a demonstration😅
Dang Drampa is loyal af. I want one now lol
*pulls shotgun*
Artist: Get him!
Me: uhhhhhhh *rewinds back the xatu part and keeps repeating it XD*
6:03 Actual footage of Blue killing Red
I'm disappointed that you didn't have rock smash rocks or cut plants left over from the Tyranatars.
Andrew Bercovitz FAX
Those things are invincible unless attacked with the proper hm
And last time i checked, "fist bumb" isnt an hm
Magcargo literally shows hell on earth
Lol the xatu
Dumpster Dude
Xatu smokes weed every single hour
Looool
xatu is in a endless high
That song is Indian song
4:33 that possibly would work for predatory pokemon(at least the weaker ones)
loved the xatu part
Pragya S. I did too
Pragya S. Me too, but I still hate that Pokémon
Pidove This very forgetful Pokémon will wait for a new order from its Trainer even though it already has one.
its been so long since the last upload needed this also loved it
3:14 Xatu is tripping every ball
If you wanna get technical, any Pokemon that learns a Dark type move can create black holes, since the Dark type Z-Move is Black Hole Eclipse. Funny thing is, no matter how many times it's used, it doesn't destroy the world.
Lol
I Can't Stop Laught!
Aaahh My Stomach!
😂😂😂😂
The Machamp one couldn't have been more accurate
I like how the entries were so dumb, yet professor Oak loves it
This shit makes me laugh so much like why
cpk17 g
Same... I would probably be the metang
cpk17 LANGUGE
Drampa is a mob boss
Dobbs makes me laugh all the time and i love his vids
pokemon is awsome same
pokemon is awsome ikr
pokemon is awsome u r right
Rip basically everyone who met gardevoir, mimiku, and tyranitar
In my ultra moon I have ttar and gardavor
mblue 8765 and I have a frikin action replay so I have everything noobz
I have all 3 :/
I can never play a game without getting a Gardevoir. they're my Flower of Destruction.
if that's the case, i would so love being friends with a drampa
Metang: peacefully sleeping
Latios: soars through the air
Also latios: O shi-
**collides and explodes**
Metang: Hello?
Metang: *snoozes*
Latios: *quietly soars past by*
i literally dont remember leaving this comment
though it _was_ 2 years ago so uh yea
Pokémon logic: marcargo’s body is so hot that water vaporize on contact
*CaN StILl bE kILleD bY BUbBLEs*
For the last time RED don't kill the raddicate
2:44 is that a torkoal or a Wartortle 😂😂(I know is a dry skin Koopa I am just kidding)
Magikarp entry does actually make sense if you knew that when it says that it jumps over mountains, it doesn't mean in one jump.
So this actually means that it can climb mountains by just flopping, not jump over mountains in one leap.
Witherman180 but it can jump one mountain in one leap did you forget Magikarp jump mobile game?
Yes the carp has to jump over the mountain to heaven's gate to become a dragon
Then another entry says it can't "flop" more than a few feet above the ground.
@@chaos_blue1089 pokemon is weird the entry makes you question another entry like if an entry say a pokemon is nice and the other entry just be like this thing kills and eat other pokemons
Macargo.
How tf is the pokemon world not a solar fallout?
Pokédex entries obviously just exist to read for fun.
3:14 i cant stop laughing at this song🤣🤣🤣 btw when it said chayyyyyya chayyyyya chayyyyyyyya it knocked me to the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣