Even Ben 10 made an MP3 player...

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @CarthusDojo
    @CarthusDojo 3 года назад +13458

    Why not design the MP3 player to look like the Omnitrix??? This design is insane

    • @LegitOdenbach
      @LegitOdenbach 3 года назад +700

      They had several of different MP3 players that were the different aliens I actually had one that was echo echo from the alien force series 😂😂😂

    • @annjrue
      @annjrue 3 года назад +911

      Yeah they could actually make it a wrist unit or something. You could turn the sides for volume and slap the middle to pause it.
      How do I make an MP3 player...

    • @ssw2087
      @ssw2087 3 года назад +207

      @@annjrue Hmmm... **searches for "How to make A Mp3 player"** Google: Did You Meant " How to make a Crap Mp3 Player? " **Inhales** Google does not help here

    • @agentkenaki6529
      @agentkenaki6529 3 года назад +436

      @@ssw2087 that was extremely and utterly unfunny thank you for sharing

    • @ssw2087
      @ssw2087 3 года назад +61

      @@agentkenaki6529 .. yea im the worst at making replays your welcome

  • @jessthebenjamin758
    @jessthebenjamin758 3 года назад +3421

    It’s incredibly weird seeing an iPad case that doesn’t look like it went though a blender

    • @__.....
      @__..... 3 года назад +10

      Yep

    • @TheLTG
      @TheLTG 3 года назад +89

      do not fret, it's time, too, shall come!

    • @ilikemacsalot
      @ilikemacsalot 3 года назад

      lol

    • @Techo.41
      @Techo.41 3 года назад +3

      I gave you your magical like

    •  3 года назад +41

      It's like if Ashens bought a new brown sofa.

  • @dovydasgrigas441
    @dovydasgrigas441 3 года назад +2227

    By this point the distortion of dirtybuds burning is just how scarlet fire sounds in my brain.

  • @MasterChiefAgent007
    @MasterChiefAgent007 3 года назад +1939

    "So how did you get lung problems?"
    DankPods: "I smelled too many bootleg ear phones."

    • @abdellatifabbassi8966
      @abdellatifabbassi8966 3 года назад +71

      Normal people :*smokes cigarettes*
      Dank pods:*smokes pods*
      Wait dank means weed and weed is smokable so *Dank pods* this was my ted talk

    • @disnecessaurorex4908
      @disnecessaurorex4908 3 года назад +24

      "No, aussie man, bootleg earphone gas bad for health"
      "Shut mouth, James"

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 2 года назад +5

      "'Dirtyphone smoke, don't breathe this."

    • @insertcheesypunhere
      @insertcheesypunhere 10 месяцев назад +2

      he's gonna get a brand new flavor of disease with these fumes

  • @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy
    @Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy Год назад +47

    "Animorphs for aliens" is the weirdest way to describe Ben 10, yet it somehow fits perfectly

  • @Steel_Prophet
    @Steel_Prophet 3 года назад +2615

    They literally have a show that involves A WATCH DESIGN, but instead to choose to slap ol' Ben on the face instead.
    Lazy designing at its best.

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 года назад +173

      An actual omintrix life sized mp3 player would be sick

    • @legospider1437
      @legospider1437 3 года назад +14

      @@mittens5789 Now I want them to make that

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 года назад +10

      @@legospider1437 it is a good idea a eatch an mp3 player and an accesory in one

    • @ryansonicspeed5080
      @ryansonicspeed5080 3 года назад +1

      True 😂

    • @scoutgaming5024
      @scoutgaming5024 3 года назад +10

      YOU STICK THE USB IN HIS ARM DAMMIT!!!

  • @xavier2094
    @xavier2094 3 года назад +1328

    "Uhn, Ten Ben"
    That line always gets me idk why

    • @Feedback105
      @Feedback105 3 года назад +32

      Fun fact, in an episode of Ultimate Alien, one of the villains, captain nemesis, mockingly calls Ben, " Ten Bennyson "

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 3 года назад +10

      @@Feedback105 "Captain Nemesis"? :D What an original name.

    • @MG-Raiden
      @MG-Raiden 3 года назад +3

      @@Feedback105 I remember that!

    • @awzthemusicalreviews
      @awzthemusicalreviews 2 года назад +6

      Ironically, tin bin is where all of these end up

    • @coldestbeer
      @coldestbeer 2 года назад +1

      Because he's living in the upside down 😂

  • @UItEnthusiast
    @UItEnthusiast 3 года назад +1436

    Fun fact: Frank doesn't move at all, she only teleports when no one is looking.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 года назад +9

      Just like Janet

    • @UItEnthusiast
      @UItEnthusiast 3 года назад +23

      @HolyBurrito I'm pretty sure those tongue flicks are her tongue teleporting in and out of her mouth. Her tongue acts as a separate entity to her.

  • @marcusferro7588
    @marcusferro7588 3 года назад +600

    I like how he doesn’t recognize the stance of Ben 10, it’s quite nostalgic for younger people but to him he’s just running forward

    • @jakek6090
      @jakek6090 3 года назад +31

      It brings back memories for me

    • @HerrFresh
      @HerrFresh 3 года назад +53

      I hated Ben 10 when I was a kid. I still hate it.

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 года назад +79

      @@HerrFresh literally nobody asked

    • @5usp3c7
      @5usp3c7 3 года назад +33

      @@gamingnubs7628 but he was pretty based for saying it.

    • @p3wter0l0l3
      @p3wter0l0l3 3 года назад +68

      @@5usp3c7 nah it was mega virgin for just saying something that’s popular is bad for attention

  • @capitalliz7635
    @capitalliz7635 3 года назад +273

    As someone who intends to go into electrical engineering after high school and design electronic goods, thank you for educating me on what *not* to do.

    • @Unforetold.
      @Unforetold. 2 года назад

      So true

    • @LouSassoleSledgecock_III
      @LouSassoleSledgecock_III Год назад

      Do it, but if you wanna make even more money, become an electrician and be wealthy by the time you reach 35.

    • @Florian00
      @Florian00 Год назад

      @@LouSassoleSledgecock_III Depends on where, I partly work as an electrician and my colleagues are nowhere near rich

  • @3clipse314
    @3clipse314 3 года назад +2001

    Ben 10 was my thing back in the day. Dankpods is my thing now. This is magical.

  • @stone21022
    @stone21022 3 года назад +426

    4:01 The way he tried to say "get out" but he turns into a gremlin that smoked for 50 years is hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +17

      Holy shit how do you even make that noise I'm wheezing

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 года назад +5

      @@lvbboi9 I think you can kinda recreate that through compressing your neck, if that wording makes any sense. Sort of closing it off just enough to where your voice comes out as a weird gurgle.

    • @latiendadepaikawaii
      @latiendadepaikawaii 3 года назад +8

      | a gremlin that smoked for 50 years
      Grinch?

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 3 года назад +2

      I now have asmtha because of that line XD

    • @LS-rp6yq
      @LS-rp6yq Год назад

      How????????????????????

  • @JandCfilms1
    @JandCfilms1 3 года назад +1377

    "See, you're not evil Frank. You're just stoopid"
    -DankPods 2021

    • @RandomPyroYT
      @RandomPyroYT 3 года назад +4

      @UCllux1b5jKQPL-HbR7vA0Sw ew fock off scammer

    • @TriflingToad
      @TriflingToad 3 года назад +2

      @@RandomPyroYT they remove any comments telling people its spammed scum of the earth

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 3 года назад +49

    * *starts breaking/destroying something* *
    "Wait, that's probably collectible"
    * *proceeds to destroy it even more.* *
    *I LOVE IT!*

  • @Klonoahedgehog
    @Klonoahedgehog 3 года назад +487

    As a Ben 10 fan i can say he is definitely the kind of man who would chase someone over some Mc Nuggets.

    • @TetrisShark70
      @TetrisShark70 3 года назад +28

      Oh absolutely

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 года назад +35

      you could say, he aint going out of that fight without a smoothie

    • @BlueBarracuda
      @BlueBarracuda Год назад +9

      ​@@ahmed4363 NO JUICE FOR YOU °_°

    • @OverlordVal
      @OverlordVal Год назад +16

      Dude would go XLR8 if it was 10 mins to Mr smoothie closing and he would absolutely get a chicken nugget smoothie

    • @sillsilesil
      @sillsilesil Год назад +3

      extremely based susato pfp

  • @nomonoodle
    @nomonoodle 3 года назад +511

    Imagine wanting to listen to some music during an apocalypse and you’re just PRAYING for an old MP3 player and then this is the thing you find

    • @crosshair8741
      @crosshair8741 3 года назад +18

      Story of my life

    • @Purpiii
      @Purpiii 3 года назад +76

      And the only song on it is s scarlet fire

    • @nomonoodle
      @nomonoodle 3 года назад +27

      @@Purpiii I would throw myself into a scarlet fire

    • @figshwg
      @figshwg 3 года назад +6

      @@nomonoodle rhyming at its finest

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +2

      @@Purpiii fine
      Scarlet fire slaps

  • @bradb9345
    @bradb9345 3 года назад +546

    Bruh with all the cables he gets he doesn’t need sponsors he can just melt down the copper

    • @VeryTastySoup87
      @VeryTastySoup87 3 года назад +1

      What

    • @VeryTastySoup87
      @VeryTastySoup87 3 года назад

      Omg

    • @TheWarrrenator
      @TheWarrrenator 3 года назад +53

      Taking all the copper out of the cables and smelting them together in a crucible would be a great video actually.

    • @brandontechnerd
      @brandontechnerd 3 года назад +1

      And aluminium

    • @arturomendoza9145
      @arturomendoza9145 3 года назад +23

      You’re assuming they have copper, cheap o cables are usually cheap aluminum or zinc.

  • @tudoria
    @tudoria 3 года назад +2736

    This is how I'm learning Australian.

    • @tudoria
      @tudoria 3 года назад +82

      @Russell White Not gonna lie
      Aussie: (naoght•gunna•loiye)

    • @yourtechweekeveryweek6321
      @yourtechweekeveryweek6321 3 года назад +37

      What if people with accents actually typed the way they spoke all the time

    • @LukeHDPlays
      @LukeHDPlays 3 года назад +6

      Same I now have a great Australian accent

    • @SeanBerdin
      @SeanBerdin 3 года назад +51

      So my last job was working at McDonald's, but I got sacked aye, 'caus I ah stole all the cookin' oil, poured it all over the car park mate, turnin' it into a drift ring hey. People pullin' in for Maccas didn't even know they were participatin'. Man, never seen a Camry slide like that! Straight into the lamp pole mate, it was super mad.

    • @retardman69garlicgamingina27
      @retardman69garlicgamingina27 3 года назад +1

      kinda cool mate

  • @doinkz4sale406
    @doinkz4sale406 3 года назад +48

    Imagine all the places they decided to put the headphone jack. You could plug the headphones into to some pretty weird places

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG 3 года назад +20

    2:44 i wish he noticed the "dank" at the German part so he could say "look, that's me!"

  • @crowedarken
    @crowedarken 3 года назад +709

    Everytime Dank says "it's a collectible", you know The Famous Toledos™ will take another victim.

    • @shahali1969
      @shahali1969 3 года назад +4

      BTW his name is Wade

    • @moosen189
      @moosen189 3 года назад +24

      @@shahali1969 Dank

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 3 года назад +8

      @@moosen189 Dankpods

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 года назад

      @@spingleboygle dankkypoddys

    • @shahali1969
      @shahali1969 3 года назад

      @@eemeli7093 is this a meme now?

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 3 года назад +442

    I came dangerously close to getting one of those Ben 10 shaped nuggets, if only I didn't take a look at it and think "how's this gonna fit in my schoolbag?" I would have gone into the deep end

  • @DaDumplingGod
    @DaDumplingGod 3 года назад +322

    “Your not evil frank, your just stupid.”

    • @djlj8718
      @djlj8718 3 года назад +6

      "Your not evil frank, your just stupid."

    • @nukkonyan
      @nukkonyan 3 года назад +5

      *".diputs tsuj ruoy ,knarf live ton rouY"*

    • @nukkonyan
      @nukkonyan 3 года назад +1

      @@Taybray985 Insert text here.

  • @BaconLady
    @BaconLady 3 года назад +20

    0:37 this woman is holding up her own floating, disappearing head. It's like she's laughing at us peasants for needing bodies

  • @mitchelleva
    @mitchelleva 3 года назад +71

    Man... I don't even need headphones and I'm just straight-up binging your whole channel. Many thanks for the great videos

  • @NoobGyver
    @NoobGyver 3 года назад +693

    at this point they are going to make a Frank themed nugget

  • @TheStopmotionMovie
    @TheStopmotionMovie 3 года назад +158

    "you don't need 5 minutes of scarlet fire"
    My disappointed is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @SilentAbyss1996
    @SilentAbyss1996 3 года назад +668

    Okay, but the fact that the iCarly player had the Nerf Nugget's screen on it is driving me wild.

    • @redrix1787
      @redrix1787 3 года назад +6

      @YTr cretor what

    • @thebeangularity9798
      @thebeangularity9798 3 года назад +24

      @YTr cretor put out actual content, then you won't have to be bumming for views like a homeless streamer.
      (no personal attack to anyone except this clown.)

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 3 года назад +2

      @YTr cretor cretin

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 года назад

      I THOUGHT I recognized Cool Spot's crack addiction brother.

    • @bur1t0
      @bur1t0 3 года назад +2

      @@redrix1787 Don't @ them or downvote them, that is "engagement", which RUclips ranks up. Report them and move on.

  • @haven216
    @haven216 3 года назад +28

    8:20 This reminds me of that one South Park episode when Stan turned 10 and everything sounds like literal crap

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 2 года назад +1

      "Jim Carrey has a bunch of turds in his apartment!"

    • @Dinglehut2
      @Dinglehut2 8 месяцев назад

      Then he went to a alcohol club that false claims to have” assburgers”

  • @EpicRail123456
    @EpicRail123456 3 года назад +5

    3:38 "That is a qualty sticker!"
    "You can tell by the way it comes Straight Off."
    fuckig hilarious

  • @KevinJames90
    @KevinJames90 3 года назад +365

    That material filling the keychain hole and off the sides is called “Flash” by the way! Just a small FYI from your friendly plastics worker! 👍🏻

    • @co0kii
      @co0kii 3 года назад +38

      i cant wait to impress people with this trivia knowledge

    • @cluerip
      @cluerip 3 года назад +16

      Did it come from cheap, or worn out molds? Is it normal for parts to have flash and just cleaned off?
      I'm weirdly interested in this.

    • @KevinJames90
      @KevinJames90 3 года назад +46

      @@cluerip it could be from worn molds, but more than likely it’s just from a bad batch of parts and low QC standards.

    • @Eli-fj3sc
      @Eli-fj3sc 3 года назад +10

      Is the term "flash" only used for like injected molded products or can it be used for like 3d printed (over-extrusion?). Also how did you get into plastic work it seems like a interesting career?

    • @KevinJames90
      @KevinJames90 3 года назад +30

      @@Eli-fj3sc I believe 3D printing has its own term for something similar, mostly because the cause is different. And I just ended up in plastics on a fluke, started off through a temp agency and got hired in to the company. And it is definitely an interesting career! Between the different properties of the materials to all the different products. We do everything from fly swatters to military and medical.

  • @ssageyy
    @ssageyy 3 года назад +688

    brain: *sad* :(
    recommended: funny australian man
    brain: *happy*

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 3 года назад

      Dude you have 222 likes

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 3 года назад

      @@cheesecake1894 yes

    • @kokariki
      @kokariki 3 года назад +1

      The brain got happy juice

    • @NALTOdeluxe
      @NALTOdeluxe 3 года назад

      You doin alright mate?

  • @matt4812
    @matt4812 3 года назад +485

    “I think it’s like animorphs… for aliens… and there’s a watch…”
    To be fair, you nailed it.

    • @FinalFantasyIXIIII
      @FinalFantasyIXIIII 3 года назад +13

      Well, I don't think animorphs could be come literal gods, but its still a pretty apt analogy.

    • @cryotek3624
      @cryotek3624 3 года назад +10

      Thats actually a very accurate statement. Considering that people were being controlled by alien parasites in the second series.

    • @pharoahcaraboo9610
      @pharoahcaraboo9610 3 года назад +22

      animorphs but less war trauma

    • @tr4sh37
      @tr4sh37 3 года назад +5

      @@pharoahcaraboo9610 Oh god this hits hard.

  • @anthonyhoran3200
    @anthonyhoran3200 3 года назад +44

    “Let’s put music on a child” :-D

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 3 года назад +13

    Those jankbuds held up surprisingly well at first. Probably some kind of volume-limiting thing (These were for kids after all) that you had to bake until golden brown, then you get the crunch.

  • @Mr.Mousey
    @Mr.Mousey 3 года назад +403

    They LITERALLY just took a Ben 10 JPG then said "let's make it a nugget" instead of like the watch that would be eaven cooler to have a literal watch as an MP3 player then a random child

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 года назад +19

      Honestly kinda surprised said Jpg ISN'T a watch. Like I mean the cheapest PVC strap ever seen on the back but still.

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 3 года назад +2

      I reckon the watch would be more expensive

  • @rand5106
    @rand5106 3 года назад +520

    "I think it's like Animorphs for aliens, and there's a watch" Yep got it in one

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 3 года назад +9

      But Animorphs is about aliens? Is this a joke I'm not getting?

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 3 года назад +17

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 he turns into aliens, not animals and uses a watch to do so. that's about it

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 3 года назад

      @@walesjedi9217 ah thanks

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 года назад +1

      Hello fellow AniFans XD

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 3 года назад +4

      @@Roadent1241 seriously I thought I was the only one who read that shit back in the day 😂
      Where have y'all been hiding all these lonely years

  • @dq38aj
    @dq38aj 3 года назад +550

    At this point I'm gonna be surprised if a children's franchise hasn't made an mp3 player

    • @boosaft1622
      @boosaft1622 3 года назад +31

      1 whole minute of googling say Angry Beavers haven't, my childhood is somewhat safe

    • @KarmicSly
      @KarmicSly 3 года назад +1

      Imagine a world...

    • @beansman8757
      @beansman8757 3 года назад +14

      Shrek MP3 player when

    • @enchantednightcrawler6629
      @enchantednightcrawler6629 3 года назад +10

      @Jan64X coronavirus mp3 player?

    • @LookAlikeFilm
      @LookAlikeFilm 3 года назад +9

      Boobah MP3 Player

  • @ProMazterGamer
    @ProMazterGamer 3 года назад +65

    Damn, those dirty buds can do something I can't: Last up to three rounds

  • @sachadc
    @sachadc 3 года назад +10

    Toledoes the package
    "Oh wait, I need to be careful, this is totally a collectible"
    Toledoing intensifies

  • @tergish1
    @tergish1 3 года назад +508

    Dankpods uploads a video:
    “I can dispose of the body later”

    • @just_HAZEN
      @just_HAZEN 3 года назад +2

      underrated

    • @lt.creeper6357
      @lt.creeper6357 3 года назад +7

      Can I have some context please

    • @lordcrocell1691
      @lordcrocell1691 3 года назад +17

      @@lt.creeper6357 no.

    • @Hendika
      @Hendika 3 года назад +2

      Wait what?

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 года назад +7

      You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.

  • @tyw877
    @tyw877 3 года назад +62

    Oh god, I have a verifiable garbage idea:
    Get all of the working nuggs on the channel, somehow put them in RAID, and boot Windows off of ~20 2GB nuggets. Would probably take more than 3 hours to boot if it worked.

  • @TartarSauceIsNotDead
    @TartarSauceIsNotDead 3 года назад +229

    Everyone else in the world: Ahh, snek! Run away!
    Australia: Good doggy!

    • @cheesecake1894
      @cheesecake1894 3 года назад +7

      and some tea drinkin' roadmen hating brits
      me and my uncle adore sneks
      like I saw Frank for the first time and was like
      ÁĂÄÅÆEE

  • @michel3633
    @michel3633 3 года назад +14

    1:28 gotta leave this here to remind myself of how funny this guy is

  • @Com2486
    @Com2486 3 года назад +22

    "Ew looks like it got hot at one stage"
    10 seconds ago: "I literally played scarlet fire for 5 minutes straight on max volume"

  • @SDNimm543
    @SDNimm543 3 года назад +186

    Is no one going to point out that they only colored in half his shirt?

    • @lixocompleto547
      @lixocompleto547 3 года назад +8

      That bothers me so much for some reason

    • @Sallyhearts
      @Sallyhearts 3 года назад +30

      Well i can't unsee that now. Someone no doubt had the paint bucket tool and colored the top of the shirt on accident and couldn't be bothered to fix it.

  • @frostytin3419
    @frostytin3419 3 года назад +137

    “It will be in use exclusively under the direct alertness of an adult person.”
    Someone wanted to hit the word count, that’s for sure.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +2871

    Damn, just hearing Ben 10 in 2021 is nostalgic enough for me

    • @dataexpunged69
      @dataexpunged69 3 года назад +32

      come on dude a bit late aren't you

    • @kaimat12
      @kaimat12 3 года назад +20

      Please stop and go away

    • @bigmeatyman
      @bigmeatyman 3 года назад +4

      I used to go to car boots with my dad and get loads of figures

    • @muhammadwahaj11
      @muhammadwahaj11 3 года назад +4

      Yea but the mp3 player is absolutely rubbish😂

    • @lucas_6387
      @lucas_6387 3 года назад

      Hello

  • @W0lfw00d178
    @W0lfw00d178 3 года назад +4

    DankPods, I’ve been watching your stuff since you largest ipod battery vid. I’m so glad to see all the success you’ve had. And glad I subscribed and continued watching your vids. They are truly entertaining and funny.

  • @jectellsforgottenchannel5553
    @jectellsforgottenchannel5553 3 года назад +46

    The fact that your mp3 is discolored and shows a silhouette of an alien he doesn't even have (at the time) already told me how bad this thing was gonna be.
    there's also an alien made for this show whos power is literally sound based so why they didn't design an mp3 around him will forever baffle me

  • @slipstreamdragon
    @slipstreamdragon 3 года назад +83

    I'm never gonna get tired of the "Oh we gotta be careful, it's a collectible!"
    It gets me every time.

  • @Carsian
    @Carsian 3 года назад +68

    I've been on a DankPods binge literally ALL WEEK after discovering this channel and it appears this video's my reward for catching up. Brilliant!
    I NEED MORE CONTENT!

  • @computernerdinside
    @computernerdinside 3 года назад +32

    For those wondering, they sound crunchy after a minute because lots of headphone drivers (ESPECIALLY cheap ones) are plastic. Gets the job done, but as they heat up, they deform and maybe even melt.

  • @andrewcurtin7003
    @andrewcurtin7003 2 года назад +14

    3:24
    Oh my god
    Dank. Dank...
    Its a HEADphone jack
    Im actually mad

  • @mintpalmer
    @mintpalmer Год назад +5

    🎶 it started when an MP3 device did what it did, and stuck itself upon his desk the secrets that it hid, now he has to review it for the content in this vid, he's Dank Pods 🎶

  • @DoctorTheo
    @DoctorTheo 3 года назад +278

    It would have been so much better if it was a recreation of his watch, and you select it in the same way he selects his alien forms. Unconventional? Yea, but kids would love it! I know I would.

    • @pharoahcaraboo9610
      @pharoahcaraboo9610 3 года назад +34

      it'd have been too much effort, bc you're right that wouldve been RAD

    • @Laminity
      @Laminity 3 года назад +9

      SO TRUE ID BUY IT

    • @Notllamalord
      @Notllamalord 3 года назад +9

      That would need the least bit of effort

    • @austinpigza
      @austinpigza 3 года назад +3

      This was my first thought! Like the missed opportunity there is huge. Maybe a competent company did make something like that though?

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 года назад +6

      @@austinpigza I googled “omnitrix mp3 player” and it was all non-mp3 player omnitrices and this crap player. Alas.

  • @henk4
    @henk4 3 года назад +78

    They could have easily made an actual Ben 10 themed MP3 player in the shape on an omnitrix, or maybe the badge that sticks to your chest.

  • @MetaliX86
    @MetaliX86 3 года назад +105

    Up next: Even dankpods made an MP3 player.

    • @Tomani02
      @Tomani02 3 года назад +7

      I mean, that broken iPod kinda counts...

    • @MetaliX86
      @MetaliX86 3 года назад +12

      The shrekpod? Yeah I miss it, but that’s not what I was thinking about, more of a Shrek statue armed with audio stuff.

    • @Tomani02
      @Tomani02 3 года назад

      @@MetaliX86 it would be the holy grail of MP3 players.

    • @MetaliX86
      @MetaliX86 3 года назад +3

      @@Tomani02 what if it becomes his setup? And a 2000 ohm desktop dac and amp?? mate you could stress headphones to the max if you do that!

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 года назад +1

      Imagine he makes either that iCarly/Batman/full generic one, or that stick one the US army, Pepsi and everybody else did too

  • @PANDORAZTOYBOKZ
    @PANDORAZTOYBOKZ 3 года назад +12

    I love that you started singing Perdido when you brought out the scissors

  • @Send_jet
    @Send_jet 9 месяцев назад +2

    5:16 “alright let’s put music on a child”

  • @2sighkick2furious39
    @2sighkick2furious39 3 года назад +72

    BREAKING NEWS: Aussie rips teenager in half

  • @ziplocbag4303
    @ziplocbag4303 3 года назад +80

    The speed at which I clicked the notification is ungodly. Never a bad day with a Dank upload

  • @AnonyDave
    @AnonyDave 3 года назад +55

    Power supply: Lithium
    Oh, it's just a bipolar supply and needs to be levelled out. Now I can't decide if this is a badly inappropriate joke or not

  • @domesticcat1725
    @domesticcat1725 Год назад +3

    "Power Supply: Lithium"
    Aka the first mp3 that runs on Nirvana

  • @MKx2_05
    @MKx2_05 3 года назад +4

    Bro this channel is so good .I can't get burnt out from watching it .

  • @darkphoxgaming
    @darkphoxgaming 3 года назад +98

    "Those nuggets ain't gonna last"
    How you can sum up this amazing channel in 1 line lol

  • @yukito6386
    @yukito6386 3 года назад +34

    the thing that makes this excuse of a mp3 player 10 times worse is the fact that the shirt that Benno is supposed to wear under his jacket is half black half green..... they couldn't even paint it properly

  • @pixelcutterofficial
    @pixelcutterofficial 3 года назад +130

    My only question. Did no one in the board meeting about this product think about the fact that they could make the MP3 look like the actual watch from the show so kids could wear something from the show and listen to music?

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 3 года назад +17

      I honestly think that would be cool, but really fucking annoying. Having a wire on your wrist to your head all the time is far more annoying than a pocket.

    • @shadowman1988
      @shadowman1988 3 года назад +11

      That would make sense if people that take the decision of taking these generic products to market knew what the francizes behind them meant. Not to mention that it could have been done at a higher level as in the corporate HQ for a given conglomerate see an opportunity to make a lot of money by selling e-waste, ask a nerd working down the floor which francizes they are in charge of, and voila. It's like video games, the actual developers have zero to no saying in how the product they solely create gets monetized.

    • @enweave
      @enweave 3 года назад +3

      I bet they could've even added an actual electronic watch to that thing, i mean like no additional R'n'D, just hot glue existing board from cheapest chinese watch on top.

    • @godminnette2
      @godminnette2 3 года назад +1

      @@KazeAkiyama Then let them disconnect the strap and put it in their pocket? Still has the cool shape

  • @nerualsi
    @nerualsi 3 года назад +2

    Kept seeing your videos recommended and finally watched one, now I've seen them all. You have made me laugh so hard a handful of times, thank you so much.

  • @sakuraaace
    @sakuraaace 3 года назад +6

    perfect for when you want to listen to music in class. "Oh this isn't an MP3 player, I'm just listening to the life drain out of his soul"

  • @futureddude4250
    @futureddude4250 3 года назад +150

    Are we even surprised at this point, DANK can find anything

    • @moose-1
      @moose-1 3 года назад +3

      Wouldn't be surprised if my father was in the next vid

    • @ozan1234561
      @ozan1234561 3 года назад +6

      i will be sold if he finds a bad dragon bluetooth speaker

    • @futureddude4250
      @futureddude4250 3 года назад +2

      @@moose-1 oh...oh no

    • @futureddude4250
      @futureddude4250 3 года назад

      @@ozan1234561 YES

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 года назад

      @@ozan1234561 And it's just a subwoofer, for... obvious reasons

  • @KeyboardsGray
    @KeyboardsGray 3 года назад +34

    I enjoyed Toledo sung to ‘Perdido’ - the go to standard to sing to for anything with three-syllables…

  • @matejpavel2296
    @matejpavel2296 3 года назад +29

    I love how they included the engineering drawing, which is of course wrong :D
    The top and bottom views are made in the American system, while the left and right views are in the European system. It looks like it was made by someone who only saw a drawing in passing.

  • @cesarcasado4056
    @cesarcasado4056 3 года назад +7

    2:17 wait I thought the scissors died..... Oh I get it now

  • @canberkkucuk9997
    @canberkkucuk9997 2 года назад +13

    8:32 did you see the spark of electricity

    • @Uopra
      @Uopra Год назад

      Where

    • @MrSkeleton14
      @MrSkeleton14 Год назад

      Where

    • @Uopra
      @Uopra Год назад +1

      ​​​​​@@MrSkeleton14 I FOUND IT
      ITS AT 8:33 WHEN HE GRABS IT, LOOK AT THE PART OF THE EAR BUD THAT GOES INTO YOUR EAR

    • @MrSkeleton14
      @MrSkeleton14 Год назад +1

      @@Uopra i see it now

    • @Uopra
      @Uopra Год назад +2

      @@MrSkeleton14 Idk why I said it in all caps XD

  • @amsyarzero
    @amsyarzero 3 года назад +10

    6:54
    "Man, Ben 10, man, he puts out an output"
    _insert floor is floor joke here_

  • @Boopmook
    @Boopmook 3 года назад +74

    Why do companies ever think these would've sold....

    • @auzziegamer4661
      @auzziegamer4661 3 года назад +12

      its marketed to kids

    • @KazeAkiyama
      @KazeAkiyama 3 года назад +2

      I had one.

    • @Bird_King
      @Bird_King 3 года назад +2

      Cuz people would buy it for some reason, it was for the hype cuz apple made mp3s and not everyone could afford it but like THEY MADE SHITTY VERSIONS THAT USED TO WORK LIKE HOLY SHIT PEOPLE WOULD BUY IT.... I have no faith in humanity bro 💔

    • @catfish552
      @catfish552 3 года назад

      You know how dumb kids are, right?

    • @auzziegamer4661
      @auzziegamer4661 3 года назад

      @@catfish552 not all kids are dumb

  • @brunkosaurusrex
    @brunkosaurusrex 3 года назад +15

    I can't begin on the absolutely crap day I had at work today. It was a 18 hour work day filled with many problems and 911 calls. The mere sight of the notification that DankPods has posted a new video made me feel a sort of safety and promise that at the end of this terrible day, I get to go home, shower, and laugh my gorgeous butt off to yet another fantastic video. I love you man, keep entertaining viewers from all over the world, you are truly a bright light to some people's dark tunnel.

  • @cragnorthegoblinking4269
    @cragnorthegoblinking4269 Год назад +1

    After the 3rd round in the ring with the big red boy, those earbuds sounded like cicadas.

  • @MikeLaRock88
    @MikeLaRock88 3 года назад +5

    "I think its like Animorphs" Woah, now thats nostalgia. I forgot about that show

  • @rockaway0beach
    @rockaway0beach 3 года назад +13

    Australia's mining industry is 30% made of copper from dankpods' surplus microUSB cables

  • @Smooth_Waver
    @Smooth_Waver 3 года назад +38

    "you scared me there you saucy wich" oml I'm dying

  • @Lolwutfordawin
    @Lolwutfordawin 3 года назад +22

    Imagine if they had put the slightest bit of effort into this and made it the actual wearable watch.. that would've actually been cool.

  • @Banana-uc9qp
    @Banana-uc9qp 3 года назад +4

    4:39 the headphones that airlines give you for the tv’s

  • @turtvark
    @turtvark 3 года назад

    At first when you flipped that Dank Motherboard over I thought the 11:23 was the time and all I can think of was those bootleg touches with extra features hiding in the bezel.

  • @T3rASys
    @T3rASys 3 года назад +11

    ive been watching your channel for a few months and i showed my grandfather, he absolutely loves your content! he cant get enough of all of the bits you have, and he likes learning about the technology too! might become a patron and show him the videos there for his birthday

  • @daglemj
    @daglemj 3 года назад +50

    "we have the license for this show to make an mp3 player. It's about a kid with this super powered watch, how should we design the mp3 player?"

    • @legospider1437
      @legospider1437 3 года назад +4

      Let's just make It look like Ben because that's much cooler looking.

  • @Madison1676
    @Madison1676 3 года назад +24

    Dude the only thing I use Mini USB cables for is to charge my TI84+ CE

    • @Frigid_Kev
      @Frigid_Kev 3 года назад +2

      My PS3, PS Move and Wii U Pro controller all use Mini USB

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner 3 года назад +2

    These are exactly the type of devices parents would buy instead of an iPod.

    • @joshbacon8241
      @joshbacon8241 3 года назад +1

      “We have an iPod at home.”

  • @bigbry1994
    @bigbry1994 3 года назад +3

    I'm so glad Im a Patreon now cause I now have a double dosage of my favorite Aussie a week.

  • @IronicallyAlive
    @IronicallyAlive 3 года назад +15

    WHY ISN'T HE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHIRT NOT BEING PAINTED , THAT IS LIKE THE MOST ANNOYING PART OF THE MP3 PLAYER.

    • @TheMultiGamerOfficial
      @TheMultiGamerOfficial 3 года назад +2

      What's even worse is that it IS painted, but only the bottom half. The top half is painted green, but underneath his arm, it's black.

  • @thememer6302
    @thememer6302 3 года назад +14

    Ben 10 was my childhood now he’s rectifying my childhood which I think is a good thing

  • @charlescatyt
    @charlescatyt 3 года назад +9

    iCarly MP3 player: *steals the Nerf player (and the Crayola player) ’s UI*

  • @Game-N-Headbang69.
    @Game-N-Headbang69. 2 месяца назад +1

    "Alright. Lets put music on a child." that line made me spit out my maca's coffee. great work (as always) m8

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 3 года назад +1

    I've just noticed. The UI for the iCarly nugget is the same as the Nerf nugget.

  • @ThreeTwentyTech
    @ThreeTwentyTech 3 года назад +12

    It's so weird seeing an iPad case that looks actually looks in somewhat decent condition....

  • @SatanicBarbeque
    @SatanicBarbeque 3 года назад +6

    0:11 Guaranteed sam didn't approve that shit 🤣 props to Jennette McCurdy for sticking to her guns and refusing to return to acting, even for an easy paycheck.

  • @volrath__
    @volrath__ 3 года назад +14

    "you don't need 5 minutes of Scarlet Fire"
    Don't you tell me what to do! ;)

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 2 года назад +1

    The most upsetting thing about this video was finding out the awesome UI for the Nerf nugg wasn't as original as it seemed.
    The rest was just pure comedy gold.

  • @WhirlpoolDestruction
    @WhirlpoolDestruction 3 года назад +3

    "Can you believe no one bought this?"
    " auxiliary mode"
    "Na-no"
    "It's in that plastic everyone loves"
    "Oh my PKCELL"
    Dankpods quotes