Mr. Peanut Deserved to Die

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  • Опубликовано: 22 фев 2020
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    Last month, Mr. Peanut died. This month, Mr. Peanut lives. Baby Nut is the latest craze to hit the planet, and I can't stand it. Today, we break down why Mr. Peanut Deserved to Die. And why I don't feel bad for killing him.
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  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 3 года назад +1785

    Tony the tiger can pin me to the ground any day, and I’m not even a furry.

    • @v496K
      @v496K 3 года назад +170

      Why is this pinned quinton

    • @FirstLast-le2rf
      @FirstLast-le2rf 3 года назад +65

      Is Quinton still pinning comments after 9 months? Nice.

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl 3 года назад +61

      I can’t tell if Quinton is being clever by pinning a comment that has “pin” in it
      Or
      If Jack was being clever by subconsciously suggesting to pin the comment with “pin”

    • @badbirdinc7546
      @badbirdinc7546 3 года назад +8

      You’re a furry.

    • @CallMeFreakFujiko
      @CallMeFreakFujiko 3 года назад +25

      I hate the fact that I have read a lot worst things than this.

  • @_TehTJ_
    @_TehTJ_ 4 года назад +3514

    My theory is that Raid: Shadow Legends doesn't have any real sponsors it's more like a giant mafia-style shakedown that no one wants to die over.

    • @AbjectPermanence
      @AbjectPermanence 4 года назад +322

      My theory is that the game doesn't actually exist and this is just a really elaborate meme.

    • @ezslez8624
      @ezslez8624 4 года назад +200

      I think Raid is just a laundering scheme to hide that they got money from like...
      Selling stolen canned corn or something

    • @meephen
      @meephen 4 года назад +75

      You receive $1000 or you get your organs harvested

    • @_TehTJ_
      @_TehTJ_ 4 года назад +46

      @@meephen "Fuck it, the algorithm likes longer videos if I half-ass an ad I'll get an extra minute of ad revenue."

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 4 года назад +56

      Sure, for instance, when I buy Raid: Shadow Legends, I am funneling money into a mafia front that launders money from trans-border canned corn smuggling. So how am I to convince myself that by playing the best dark fantasy game for two hundred years and starting with twenty thousand silver, that I am not actively congratulating and encouraging all of these horrible things? The answer is that I probably never think about these issues.

  • @brody10123
    @brody10123 4 года назад +3751

    “If corporations are people, do they bleed?” Big comrade energy

    • @shuttlethefox6042
      @shuttlethefox6042 4 года назад +83

      @Jay Blake DOWN WITH THE CAPITALIST PIGS!!!

    • @mr.goldfish1530
      @mr.goldfish1530 4 года назад +108

      That's the most metal socialist shit I've ever heard.

    • @dickspider8393
      @dickspider8393 4 года назад +42

      Lets paint the streets red

    • @blankblank6214
      @blankblank6214 4 года назад +42

      Woke capitalism has killed more franchise than any socialist and Communist advertising in the modern day

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 4 года назад +25

      blank blank What the hell is communist advertising?

  • @Crawver
    @Crawver 4 года назад +1239

    Man, the fact that the sponsorship was delivered in such a completely disinterested and monotone way, dripping with contempt, might actually be the best raid parody yet. Taking their money, and making sure it's as unappealing as possible while still checking all the boxes needed to get the money. I actually approve.

    • @miguelnery8907
      @miguelnery8907 3 года назад +30

      "...With the random ad and the man like that for the people that was anti-ad
      Yet, the fans of ad started recognizing that anti-ad
      Is ironically one of the real brands of ad left..."
      Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper

    • @LordArikado
      @LordArikado 3 года назад +12

      @@miguelnery8907 For a little context, Lil Dicky worked in advertising before he became a rapper, so he has a lot of insider knowledge about the art of advertising.

    • @miguelnery8907
      @miguelnery8907 3 года назад +6

      @@LordArikado Thats an interesting fact. But, to be honest, thats not the real song. In the original version, he was commenting on the current state of the rap industry. Than I took it and substituted the word "rap" for "ad". But, yeah, I do believe he has a general understanding of postmodern media as a whole, specially considering this trivia that youve just bringed.

    • @CaptPolybius
      @CaptPolybius 3 года назад +9

      That was the best ad reading for raid I've ever willingly sat through.

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 3 года назад +1

      if i ever have 2 start doing advertisements im gonna take tips from this guy

  • @Sigma_Gamer862
    @Sigma_Gamer862 4 года назад +3149

    Quinton sounded like he had a gun to his head during that raid sponsorship

    • @Wiebejamin
      @Wiebejamin 4 года назад +152

      He did, didn't you see the ending?

    • @bobsaget8791
      @bobsaget8791 4 года назад +141

      the gun was capitalism.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +27

      CLECK THE LENK
      👏👏
      CLECK THE LENK
      👏👏
      CLECK THE LENK

    • @incredicassio
      @incredicassio 4 года назад +6

      Relating to your avatar, "Quinton" actually sounds like someone from the Qu clan

    • @Sigma_Gamer862
      @Sigma_Gamer862 4 года назад +3

      Othello Woah I think you’re onto something!

  • @ThePurpleFoot
    @ThePurpleFoot 4 года назад +1743

    Fun fact: 'Planter' was another word for a plantation owner in the Antebellum South. Make of that fact what you will.

    • @ImperiaGin
      @ImperiaGin 4 года назад +88

      Just racism

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 4 года назад +105

      Those slaves must have been working for peanuts amirite.

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 4 года назад +27

      That’s kind of an ironic term.

    • @yopassthefuckinsalt922
      @yopassthefuckinsalt922 3 года назад +72

      @@calebduarte5255 "Of couse i deserve to be called a planter! _My_ slaves planted them on the land _i_ stole from those red-skinned savages, so i think _my_ work should be given the respect it needs, and me, the title _i_ deserve!"

    • @issholland
      @issholland 3 года назад +7

      @@ayeayeayeeee why would they? It's not like OPs definition is in the dictionary. They can feign ignorance.

  • @tonyjoestar2632
    @tonyjoestar2632 4 года назад +227

    His mispronouncing of Nestle HAS to be a response to everyone pointing out how he pronounces Wiki. He's gotta be fucking with us and I respect that

    • @whateveryouremadatmeforido5497
      @whateveryouremadatmeforido5497 Год назад +4

      I think he's just much less intelligent than people think he is

    • @hockeyislife2
      @hockeyislife2 Год назад +1

      How did he pronounce wiki?

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 Год назад +5

      *His CORRECT pronunciation

    • @TOBAPNW_
      @TOBAPNW_ 11 месяцев назад +2

      He mispronounces a lot of words; I think it's just a thing he does

  • @kaitlindingess9334
    @kaitlindingess9334 4 года назад +119

    "If corporations are people...do they bleed?" best quote

  • @riotbreaker3506
    @riotbreaker3506 4 года назад +1297

    "It's time for ads...to die"
    Not gonna lie, I came a little.

    • @L0LWTF1337
      @L0LWTF1337 4 года назад +38

      Missed opportunity for them to say: "I might be a thief but I am not as good at it as Raid".

    • @SeanORaigh
      @SeanORaigh 4 года назад +38

      It's time to let old things die. The Sith, the Jedi, ads, Mr peanut

    • @mitchdouglas9844
      @mitchdouglas9844 4 года назад +10

      "By the way, check out Raid: Shadow Legends"

    • @slaughterround643
      @slaughterround643 4 года назад +13

      same, even before I was a commie I've always wanted ads to begone

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 3 года назад +10

      Only a little?

  • @irwegwert
    @irwegwert 4 года назад +1266

    the mr peanut dabbing article took about seven years off of my lifespan

    • @jacobs2099
      @jacobs2099 4 года назад +59

      It made my brain real smooth

    • @anthraxcrab3238
      @anthraxcrab3238 4 года назад +27

      Gin Jones like a marble

    • @123phi123
      @123phi123 4 года назад +10

      Fortunately, I made my saving throw

    • @infant_annihiIator
      @infant_annihiIator 3 года назад +10

      it took all the years off my lifesppan. im gonna go die now

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 3 года назад +14

      Dude, you can tell the author had much bigger dreams than writing that shit too.

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 4 года назад +642

    The only mascot I recognize is the Cornflakes Homunculus.

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 года назад +9

      OHGOD

    • @ittaiperez1032
      @ittaiperez1032 4 года назад +59

      He is in constant pain

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 4 года назад +69

      "We made a homunculus from Cornflakes and screams, imagine what we could do to you."

    • @rileynibhroin6395
      @rileynibhroin6395 4 года назад +18

      Mmmm. That real homunculus flavour!

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl 4 года назад +26

      I know its not a cereal mascot, but I prefer the surprise mechanic.

  • @Bee-ks8tl
    @Bee-ks8tl 4 года назад +91

    quinton u deserve an oscar for ur line delivery on “we must kill baby nut like his father before”

  • @FireZeldaSprkleParty
    @FireZeldaSprkleParty 4 года назад +859

    I never want to hear "Tony the Tiger is a fit alpha furry chad" again for the rest of my life

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 года назад +43

      Even as a furry I despise this sentence

    • @jackg3344
      @jackg3344 4 года назад +65

      but he's right

    • @mathcamel
      @mathcamel 4 года назад +47

      Meanwhile I will refer to my breakfast solely as "Fit Furry Chad Flakes" for the rest of my life.
      Every day in every way I hate myself.

    • @thefakepie1126
      @thefakepie1126 4 года назад +16

      YES ! tony the tiger is a fucking CHAD ! LET'S GO !

    • @squid-chan5472
      @squid-chan5472 3 года назад +1

      @@idkwhattoputhere4695 OWO?

  • @DylanIsMyBirthName
    @DylanIsMyBirthName 4 года назад +640

    With raid ads, I can't tell if they're ironic at this point

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +5

      With all ads

    • @YurinanAcquiline
      @YurinanAcquiline 4 года назад +4

      @@Gloomdrake So many freaking ads

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +18

      Lick the link to raise your Social Credit

    • @AlbertSirup
      @AlbertSirup 4 года назад +69

      I feel like by now we all know that youtubers like Quinton just take the Raid money and run with it... and i honestly congratulate the non-effort of pseudo-promoting this bland, bland, bland game.

    • @tenasnider
      @tenasnider 4 года назад

      subtle username honestly you would have to be either real brave or real stupid to deny a *RAID:SHADOW LEGENDS* sponsorship.

  • @TehAxelius
    @TehAxelius 4 года назад +138

    This brings a new meaning to "Eat the Rich"

  • @cutecat304
    @cutecat304 3 года назад +14

    "If corporations are really people, do they bleed?" is such a powerful line for for a Mr. Peanut hate video

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +1197

    "Mr.Peanut Cucked a Guy"
    - Quinton

    • @xenodweeb6425
      @xenodweeb6425 4 года назад +40

      The wild thing is that the statement perfectly describes what happened and that's amazing to me.

    • @nessesaryschoolthing
      @nessesaryschoolthing 4 года назад +8

      Raid Shadow Legends Cucked a Guy

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 4 года назад +20

      “I busted that nut.”

    • @rassilontdavros3004
      @rassilontdavros3004 4 года назад +10

      *IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS **_PEANUT_** EXCEPT WAY SMALLER*

    • @tristanboileau4262
      @tristanboileau4262 4 года назад +2

      that shit was funny

  • @goji7273
    @goji7273 4 года назад +1146

    “Pictured: ReviewOfTheWeek, a better RUclipsr than me”
    “Pictured: Sarah Z, a better RUclipsr than me”
    “Pictured: JackSepticEye, a RUclipsr”
    Cold blooded.

    • @parker0216
      @parker0216 4 года назад +50

      i mean Jack is a RUclipsr

    • @1degabyte238
      @1degabyte238 4 года назад +19

      @@parker0216 Yes but not better than Quinton

    • @meursault7030
      @meursault7030 4 года назад +11

      Lmao! I missed this because it was minimised as I play Stardew Valley, but I love it.

    • @whythehecknot5038
      @whythehecknot5038 4 года назад +13

      Lmao i felt a little offended there but i mean he has a point

    • @amymcfadden2272
      @amymcfadden2272 4 года назад +27

      Kinda shows a bit of narcissism. I agree that his style of content does take a lot more time and energy to create but RUclips wouldn't exist in this current state without gamers. I personally have no preference, I think both offer engaging content that I don't compare because they are two very different forms of entertainment. Anyway, ridicule me for my opinion all you want.

  • @r.p.4756
    @r.p.4756 4 года назад +155

    Can't deny "Elijah's Manna" would be an awesome album title.

  • @sublimemime183
    @sublimemime183 3 года назад +40

    I like the idea that we collectively stop saying the phrase "Baby Nut" even in context I feel like we're all on a list.

  • @SameDoll
    @SameDoll 4 года назад +758

    Quinton before: Here's why TV makes us sad
    Comrade Quinton today: Here's why capitalism makes us complacent

  • @MajorminorGaming
    @MajorminorGaming 4 года назад +1249

    Quinten you good? Sounds like Raid:Shadow Legends has been holding you hostage for the past month

    • @Tonstie
      @Tonstie 4 года назад +54

      They've given him an offer he can't refuse. Somewhere around $1,600, so you can't blame him for accepting the money

    • @MajorminorGaming
      @MajorminorGaming 4 года назад +9

      @@Tonstie Holy shit is that really how much Raid pays for its ads???

    • @thomasdeutelmoser8986
      @thomasdeutelmoser8986 4 года назад +38

      @@MajorminorGaming they can pay much more

    • @cristinamariposa
      @cristinamariposa 4 года назад +64

      If you followed his twitter you’d know that raid dropped out their sponsorship for no reason and quinton was mad about it so I like to think he re-recorded his intro to sound worse than his original
      Edit: he deleted these tweets by the way

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 4 года назад

      @@cristinamariposa oof

  • @culwin
    @culwin 4 года назад +142

    "Most desperate attempt of these companies trying to get their audience invested in these characters..."
    Food Fight?

    • @chaosvii
      @chaosvii 4 года назад +4

      My immediate thought as well.

    • @metaouroboros690
      @metaouroboros690 4 года назад +17

      The baby nut reveal with all those mascots looked like Food Fight with polish to me.

  • @KIDVENTUREVIDEOS
    @KIDVENTUREVIDEOS 4 года назад +60

    The scariest thing I've ever heard was this man trying not to die while saying "This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!"

  • @jeffner1929
    @jeffner1929 4 года назад +550

    Wouldn't be surprised if mr clean advocated for an ethnostate.
    He does look like stefan molyneux

    • @Maroon_007
      @Maroon_007 4 года назад +58

      Clean=without blemish=pure=purity=racial purity=white ethnostate. Mr. clean is alt right confirmed!

    • @CommiTsunami
      @CommiTsunami 4 года назад +31

      Magic erasers, now with Zyklon B

    • @KerWallis
      @KerWallis 4 года назад +24

      Ethnic Cleansing

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 3 года назад +13

      Mr. Ethnic Cleansing sounds more appropriate

    • @aswiftshift5229
      @aswiftshift5229 3 года назад +11

      Mr cleans famouse catchphrase: "women getting jobs caused the fall of rome"

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 4 года назад +550

    Darkest Timeline: Mr. Peanut becomes a skeptic RUclips channel.

    • @nodesire9291
      @nodesire9291 4 года назад +44

      DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

    • @billhicks8
      @billhicks8 4 года назад +94

      * stands in front of world map*
      "Hey guys, so lets talk about the failure of the left to appreciate the ~iRoNy~ of my supposed ''''passing''''. So recently, me -as a classical liberal centrist *brand name* - came out with a video _faking_ my own death. It was an *advert that means nothing*, but Imagine My Shock if far left Obama-voting parasites didn't see this as some kind of Communist Victory of a so-called capitalist being overturned! I mean, the irony is...ack, sorry...I have a nut allergy...just...I was told the Brain Force would help with thishelp I'm a peanut with anut allergy i'm sorry ackkkkkbabyyoda

    • @jacobbelyea7945
      @jacobbelyea7945 4 года назад +6

      billhicks8 Definitely in my top 5 favorite comments ever

    • @TheRedCap30
      @TheRedCap30 4 года назад +19

      Everyone gangster until the talking peanut man crosses his arms

    • @Alice-burrice
      @Alice-burrice 4 года назад +7

      what if... not simply a skeptic, but a rantsona?

  • @Nacalal
    @Nacalal 4 года назад +33

    holy shit, he's actually fucking lost it

  • @Crawver
    @Crawver 4 года назад +68

    When I clicked on this, I was thinking "Aww, that sucks. Codies Showdie beat quinton to the punch. Oh well, I'm sure this will be worth the watch". Instead, what I got was something really complementary to some more news. Both highly critical of the company and this vapid marketing strategy, but coming at it with remarkably different angles. Very satisfied with what I watched.

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 4 года назад +300

    That's the most thematically appropriate use of an ad that I've ever seen, damn.

  • @internetdog9686
    @internetdog9686 4 года назад +236

    I love the palpable disinterest in the raid ad

    • @Nagoragama
      @Nagoragama 4 года назад +9

      "The best RPG to come out in the last 200 years!"

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 2 года назад +2

      I'm reminded of that one episode of iCarly honestly. The one where they had to promote shit products or get thier website shut down but they realised that they could completely take the piss as long as it was framed positively. The only difference here is that iCarly's fictional ad was intentionally malicious whereas Quinton is sardonic and sarcastic.

  • @MxPokirby
    @MxPokirby 4 года назад +86

    "Pictured: Sarah Z, a better RUclipsr than me"
    "Pictured: JackSepticEye, a RUclipsr"
    Ouch.

    • @grimes558
      @grimes558 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, still deserved tho.
      Jack is just, cringe, imo. "HEYYYY GUYS I'M IRISH LOL HEY DID YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME IS SHAUN LOL I NEED TO STATE THIS IN EVERY VIDEO...HOLY CRAP SOMETHING HAPPENED LET ME SCREAM NOW AAAAAAAAA. TOP OF THE MORNING, I JUST DECIDED TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON LIKE ALWAYS AND COPY PEWDIEPIE, SO I HAVE A REDDIT MEME REVIEW THING NOW HELL YEAH!"

  • @qc2sb
    @qc2sb 4 года назад +43

    The burger people are so weird they're like "Come with us to a land where we harvest the carcasses of our burger brothers and sisters for your sustenance, do you want fries with that?"

  • @plushs
    @plushs 4 года назад +183

    "the true unseen role of the mascot: to not only convince one to consume, but to trick us into not thinking about what that consumption really ends up meaning."
    king

  • @Lexender
    @Lexender 4 года назад +113

    Here in Chile we managed to pass a law that bans mascots in food.
    It also bans toys and other such incentives UNLESS the food pass a certain Standard of healthy-ness.
    So McDonals now has to sell completely flavorless (because no salt) burgers and (horribly dry) fruit and juice instead of fries and soda for the happy meal in order to keep selling the toys alongside it. (It barely sells among kids).

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 4 года назад +15

      They could just try other ways to flavor these things :-/

    • @jayzell3687
      @jayzell3687 4 года назад +11

      I have zero idea where you’ve gotten that idea. I spent 3 months in Santiago visiting my sister who lives there this past summer, and McDonalds in Chile is 1000% better than US McDonald’s. Better menu items and variety, and the items either don’t need the extra salt because they have avocado and such or you can just add salt packets yourself.....

    • @jayzell3687
      @jayzell3687 4 года назад +19

      Lexender they just prohibit mascot/toy advertising, and support knowledge in labeling on the products people buy. You make it seem like McDonalds is a dystopian shithole in Chile

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 4 года назад +4

      @@jayzell3687 La cajita feliz is fucking garbage, the normal burgers are sorta OK (I do find them worse than in Mexico, have never been to the US to tell) but those ones taste like fucking paper.

    • @Killerthealmighty
      @Killerthealmighty 4 года назад +3

      I dunno anything about McDonalds, but whilst English KFC tastes better than Chilean KFC, Chilean KFC is waaaaaaay cheaper and cost effective! And its still good quality chicken?
      Also Chilean Fanta is better than English Fanta. (These are my opinion btw)

  • @FrostySparkles
    @FrostySparkles 4 года назад +34

    Jesus Quinton, you didn't have to go this hard but you did and I respect you for that

  • @LegendShark
    @LegendShark 4 года назад +55

    i like that your media breakdowns aren't limited to traditionally criticized fitional media (aka garfield) and branch off into more amorphous concepts like brands and content... i think the most needed media literacy needed to be taught in schools isn't how to find all the symbolism in the count of monte cristo, it's to be able to navigate the media we encounter daily just out in the world

  • @genderender
    @genderender 4 года назад +171

    I think Quinton kinda rings true a lot of what I believe advertising to be. The scifi novel the Space Merchants delves a lot in to advertising in a dystopian setting and how advertising isn't about convincing consumers that your product is better, but that your product needs to remain in the consumers mind. If given the choice, the consumer will go for the one they're familiar with, not the one that is better. That's why mascots work so well. People remember the plantation owner Colonel Sanders but don't remember the Popeye's lady. Advertising isn't about the product at all, its about being remembered better

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 4 года назад +18

      A little nitpick, but colonel Sanders wasn't a plantation owner. He was born in 1890 and did stuff like railroad worker and insurance before doing chicken.

    • @genderender
      @genderender 4 года назад +21

      x999uuu1 I brought it up because he’s meant to have the same connotation to one. Idk what the actual colonel was like, but KFC tries really hard to bring the same energy as plantation owner

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 4 года назад +5

      @@genderender That's fair.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 года назад

      I definitely remember the Popeye's lady, the new one is hot~ 😍

    • @darolaho
      @darolaho 3 года назад +2

      Eh I defiantly do not know what the popeye lady looks like but i would go to a popeye's over KFC any day

  • @ashtonmackle4242
    @ashtonmackle4242 4 года назад +750

    Hey Quinton, just wanted to be weird and earnest for a second and say you're a great youtuber, so keep making self deprecating jokes if you like them and think it's funny, but you don't need it to keep us engaged. At least I like your work with or without it, and I'm sure most of the rest of your audience feels the same.

    • @balaclava__music
      @balaclava__music 4 года назад +5

      Yeah they don't really add anything to the content

    • @Commander6444
      @Commander6444 4 года назад +24

      I'm not going to try to psychoanalyze Quinton or anything, but I will say that I made my fair share of self-deprecating jokes years ago when my self-esteem was in the gutter. And I've seen the exact same pattern in a lot of my friends and family, who later revealed themselves to be feeling quite awful about something or other. That's why I don't particularly care for all the self-deprecation that happens on the internet these days.

    • @roxieKolczynski
      @roxieKolczynski 4 года назад +3

      bump

    • @psychedelicfeline6164
      @psychedelicfeline6164 4 года назад +1

      Aisling Addams I’m an audience member who agrees.

    • @elif6908
      @elif6908 4 года назад

      ++++

  • @ShirDeutch
    @ShirDeutch 4 года назад +38

    I don't think I've ever seen a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship that wasn't presented ironically. Do they... simply not care about that?

    • @anjoliebarrios8906
      @anjoliebarrios8906 3 года назад +3

      All press is good press, ya know.

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 3 года назад +8

      @@anjoliebarrios8906 except the fact that people are educated on how shit it is now, it could have been a generic mobile RPG with a small player base, now basically no one will ever try it

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 3 года назад

      C'mon now, Raid doesn't sponsor people. These are genuine plugs! 🙃

  • @emotionalsupportgoblin
    @emotionalsupportgoblin 3 года назад +7

    If it makes you feel better, in the UK no one heard a single thing about Mr Peanut 'dying' because he's not used over here as much, but Terry Jones' death was cared about a lot.
    I didn't know they 'killed' Mr Peanut until I watched this video.

  • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
    @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 4 года назад +358

    That Raid ad was so unenthusiastic.

    • @dickchan1175
      @dickchan1175 4 года назад +63

      an ironic ad is still an ad

    • @bencox3641
      @bencox3641 4 года назад +31

      @@dickchan1175 Especially in a video where he complains about a ad.

    • @Luan-st2gb
      @Luan-st2gb 4 года назад

      So is Raid

    • @emperorleroy6747
      @emperorleroy6747 4 года назад +12

      A guy has to make a hustle.

    • @AlbinoTuxedo
      @AlbinoTuxedo 4 года назад +21

      I dont blame him honestly. Hard to be enthusiastic about a game this fucking tacky

  • @ladyvader3173
    @ladyvader3173 4 года назад +191

    I legit read "Mr. Peanutbutter" for a second and thought you did a video on Bojack Horseman

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 года назад +4

      This might be a side effect of being subscribed to Johnny2Cellos or Shady Doorags.

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 4 года назад +10

      Interesting you say that. There’s, in fact, a Mr. Peanutbutter mentioned in this video.

  • @Rum0r
    @Rum0r 4 года назад +9

    I like how nestle's reason for water not being a human right is literally "bcuz i wanna sell it :("
    what the literal fuck...

  • @SemiAquaticCat
    @SemiAquaticCat 2 года назад +4

    Fun fact: when you said “maybe it’s time for ads to die” an ad played right in between ‘ads’ and ‘to die’ and I’ve gotta say that was masterful fucking cinematic irony from the universe right there

  • @DanuProductions
    @DanuProductions 4 года назад +259

    This is so violently American it's not even funny

  • @teddybeer6206
    @teddybeer6206 4 года назад +108

    I just watched a half-hour rant on Mr. Peanut...
    Quite the thrilling way to end a sunday

    • @ImperiaGin
      @ImperiaGin 4 года назад +2

      It's a video regarding capitalism being rascist and exploitive

  • @Becca-bm8rt
    @Becca-bm8rt 4 года назад +20

    I thought "Mr Peanut cucked a guy." was going to be the funniest part of the video, but that "Oh no!" at 24:18 destroyed me.

  • @Ronin11111111
    @Ronin11111111 3 года назад +7

    I find it mildly amusing how the old commercials refers to the product as "biggest, fatest nuts".

  • @gruwidge
    @gruwidge 4 года назад +473

    He did it! HE DID IT! HE GOT THE RAID SPONSORSHIP!

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag 4 года назад +66

    My man's sounding like an Ace Attorney villain after getting cornered.

  • @Xanit
    @Xanit 4 года назад +143

    I appreciate how sickening your advertisement for Raid: Shadow Legends is. It really makes me just not want to live. I hate it so much. Thank you.
    I'm immensely disturbed by the fact that they asked you to open a lootbox on camera. I'm crying.

    • @evelynlumihame7814
      @evelynlumihame7814 4 года назад +3

      i just watched this video and i legitimately remember nothing about the lootbox

  • @saifsufian4286
    @saifsufian4286 2 года назад +6

    I can't believe I just watched an adult male talking about how he wants to kill a cartoon peanut.
    I've never felt more proud.

  • @mikedierickx6405
    @mikedierickx6405 4 года назад +60

    Quinton if Raid: Shadow Legends has you in a dungeon please blink in Morse code

  • @LadyGrey260
    @LadyGrey260 4 года назад +159

    I see from the title that Quinton isn’t afraid of controversy.

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 4 года назад +1

      I stopped watching this stupid asshole.

    • @enoua5222
      @enoua5222 4 года назад +43

      @@lindinle then why are you here.

    • @psychedelicfeline6164
      @psychedelicfeline6164 4 года назад +5

      Athena Wild you must be new, welcome! : )

    • @LadyGrey260
      @LadyGrey260 4 года назад +4

      Psychedelic Feline Not quite, been a subscriber for a while. But thanks for the welcome!

    • @mongoosemonsoon899
      @mongoosemonsoon899 2 года назад

      Obviously not, cause you’re here

  • @b0wr0k0m5
    @b0wr0k0m5 4 года назад +5

    Imagnine going to highschool joinging every extra curricular you can, getting all As and acing all your exams so you can get a scholarship to a college where you live in a shitty dorm for 4 years and work your ass off, paying upwards of 20,000 dollars in tution, bulding a resume and slowly working your way up the ranks at your job just to have to write an article on how Mr. Peanut dabbed at a parade.

  • @tomsmurf4225
    @tomsmurf4225 3 года назад +6

    The best explanation I've heard is:
    Corporations cannot be humanized because corporations are not anything like humans; they are more akin to terminators, created and designed for a single goal in mind: making money, and it makes every single decision based on which choice will make them more money.

  • @Tacom4ster
    @Tacom4ster 4 года назад +121

    0:29 "Paw Patrol is fascist" essay tease?

    • @DeepDiveDevin
      @DeepDiveDevin 4 года назад +16

      Leave that to jack saint

    • @heymay724
      @heymay724 4 года назад +7

      Please no that joke has been beaten more then my brother when mom left my dad

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +2

      hey may Do you mean Paw Patrol or Jack Saint or the joke about how Jack Saint will see the fascism in everything?

    • @Masterge77
      @Masterge77 4 года назад +3

      I've been hearing the joke about Paw Patrol is "fascist" a lot lately.

    • @abneroz6417
      @abneroz6417 4 года назад +1

      It sure would be appropriate given the current events

  • @Nananananaheckyes
    @Nananananaheckyes 4 года назад +149

    Pictured: "Sarah Z, a better youtuber than me"
    Pictured: Jacksepticeye, A youtuber
    TOOBER NEWS ITS NEWS FOR THE TOOB SHADE THOWN DRAMA HAS ARRIVED

    • @BrianKScott
      @BrianKScott 4 года назад +24

      TWO DUDES FEUD FOR TUBE NEWS WOO HOO

  • @blubfiz9420
    @blubfiz9420 3 года назад +8

    Nestle: never has child labor tasted so good!

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej 4 года назад +16

    Lol Quinton was channelling some Phelous vibes in that ad.
    Also hang the parasites, power to the workers.

  • @morganometry
    @morganometry 4 года назад +125

    Your content is weird, different, considered, smart, well-researched, well-produced, unique, challenging, funny.......There isn't enough praise in the world for how great your videos consistently manage to be.

  • @bigethchungle4961
    @bigethchungle4961 4 года назад +197

    I would roast baby peanut on a grill and watch him burn in agony just to nourish baby sonic

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +10

      I would kill every baby mascot character

    • @pumpkin-tag7704
      @pumpkin-tag7704 4 года назад +2

      Eh baby sonic was ok

    • @pumpkin-tag7704
      @pumpkin-tag7704 4 года назад +2

      @Toad the Almighty hey it could have been worse

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 года назад +2

      Toad the Almighty I fail to see the hypocrisy of Sonic fans feeding their enemies to baby Sonic. Please explain.

    • @pumpkin-tag7704
      @pumpkin-tag7704 4 года назад

      @@Gloomdrake baby Sonic was in 5 minutes and he was only made to tell why Sonic have to leave his home world

  • @psychedelicfeline6164
    @psychedelicfeline6164 4 года назад +7

    This video is one more example of why I adore you. I’ve been coming to terms with my own mortality after being diagnosed with cancer this past December. I’ve also experienced a lot of trauma, tragedy, and loss. I’m still grieving the loss of my partner several years ago. Tasteless doesn’t describe Planters, and I hope they get fucked. But Quinton, genuinely, thank you for speaking about this. It breaks my heart to know people were triggered by this marketing campaign, but your videos fucking MATTER. All the love to you and your kitties.

    • @luccaladinig2783
      @luccaladinig2783 Год назад +2

      Maybe I'm too late in saying this, but I hope things got better for you, and that you're doing well.

  • @Taurus11films
    @Taurus11films 4 года назад +19

    Quinton shows a clip of TheReportOfTheWeek and Sarah Z with the caption: "a better RUclipsr than me" then shows a clip of Jacksepticeye with the caption: "a RUclipsr". Well played Quinton, well played.

  • @chloeashrose1427
    @chloeashrose1427 4 года назад +34

    He sounds so unenthusiastic about the raid sponsor and I love it

  • @elkarlo1593
    @elkarlo1593 4 года назад +11

    I never saw anyone actually liking baby peanut, just memes and hatred, and I'm so glad he's not relevant anymore

  • @SpoopySquid
    @SpoopySquid 4 года назад +19

    "Remember kids, you can't spell 'nutrition' without 'nut'!" - Mr Peanut

  • @felipel.6742
    @felipel.6742 4 года назад +47

    Makes a video about corporations emotionally exploiting their consumers while advertising for Raid: Shadow Legends.
    Well, it's a living.

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 3 года назад +5

      Mate that was pretty obviously ironic. I doubt Raid actually paid him and didn't ask him for their money back.

  • @Quartermistress
    @Quartermistress 4 года назад +50

    I thought the title was Mr. Peanutbutter.
    And I was prepared to get angry.
    I got angry at Raid shadow legends instead.

    • @billhicks8
      @billhicks8 4 года назад +2

      I don't know what you're complaining about, I'm a first level troglodyte and I love this game.

  • @Sweetumskitty1789
    @Sweetumskitty1789 4 года назад +7

    Quntion: You can’t expect to get into heaven because you ate cornflakes
    John Harvey Kellogg: Say sike right now.

  • @EhrisaiaOShannon
    @EhrisaiaOShannon 4 года назад +13

    That McDonald's shit really worked. I STILL get the nostalgia bug just driving by a McDonald's. See, I was a bad ass kid. Just being real. I was the girl teachers were warned about. Phone calls to my mom every day, getting sent home, etc. So my parents would bribe me with a Happy Meal if I behaved in school. It worked. I remember getting one of those little pull back Minnie Mouse cars in my Meal. Lmiao.

  • @bruhmonkey_tookthechihuhua
    @bruhmonkey_tookthechihuhua 4 года назад +217

    Of course it begins with Raid: Shadow Legends, cause why not.

  • @sheevinit1490
    @sheevinit1490 4 года назад +122

    I thought the Raid Shadow Legends plug was a parody for a hot sec...

    • @siristhedragon
      @siristhedragon 4 года назад +9

      It still kinda feels like one...

    • @TG-gb3ui
      @TG-gb3ui 4 года назад +13

      The use of comic sans implies that it was self aware at the very least.

    • @suddenllybah
      @suddenllybah 4 года назад

      Why not?

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely 2 года назад +7

    This is probably the best video essay I've seen in a while, such an amazing blend of real thought-provoking concepts and hilarious takedowns of shitty ads

  • @calmkat9032
    @calmkat9032 4 года назад +6

    23:20 This reads like a JFK documentary. "He rounded the corner, at the crack of dawn, in front of Macy's. It was New York, it was a crowd of 3.5 million people. Then the dance heard 'round the world. Mr. Peanut dabbed.

  • @atharvavadeyar5157
    @atharvavadeyar5157 4 года назад +84

    Are we really gonna overlook that he said "Nestle" instead of "Nestlé"

  • @mikealvarenga3721
    @mikealvarenga3721 4 года назад +26

    Blink twice if Raid has you threatened

  • @StraboSE
    @StraboSE 4 года назад +12

    "Moors" were already driven out of Spain by the time of the fall of the Aztecs.

  • @TheDanteEX
    @TheDanteEX 3 года назад +3

    There’s something so funny about how Quinton delivers the lines “Baby Nut is not cute. He’s not even a baby.”

  • @megazenn22
    @megazenn22 4 года назад +306

    this criticism of capitalism is brought to you by: the worst of capitalism...
    I thought it was a joke at first, but the link is real

    • @connorbanepoop
      @connorbanepoop 4 года назад +93

      zenn22 If you think fucking raid shadow legends is the worst of capitalism then you’ve been brainwashed by the ANGERY RUclips gamers. Raid is pretty tame as far as late capitalism goes.

    • @Ppman
      @Ppman 4 года назад +18

      To be fair, I would choose Raid Shadow Legends over Chairman Mao

    • @user-co2ps4yo7k
      @user-co2ps4yo7k 4 года назад +30

      @@Ppman crimge

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat 4 года назад +39

      Raid doesn't employ child slaves

    • @aegonthedragon7303
      @aegonthedragon7303 4 года назад +10

      Mao’s been dead for like 40 years you know.

  • @adeer87
    @adeer87 4 года назад +32

    *scrolls through feed*
    *sees this title*
    GODDAMMIT QUINTON I LOVE YOU

  • @aldajacob
    @aldajacob 4 года назад +4

    In this quarantine your videos have given me a lot of joy, Quinton. I have rewatched many and enjoyed them every time but this one is easily one of your best. Thank you!

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 4 года назад +2

    That sweet, sweet 60fps footage of a Kroger is what I subscribed for so long ago

  • @t.o.4251
    @t.o.4251 4 года назад +28

    The entirety of r/cringeanarchy < the Mr. Peanut dabbing article wtf

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 3 года назад

      I love how even the writer of the article clearly hated their job that day. "Anthropomorphic Legume"

  • @EbinH92
    @EbinH92 4 года назад +27

    I wasn't gonna play Raid Shadow Legends, but your personal and emphatic endorsement changed my mind

  • @jacobmtcastle5741
    @jacobmtcastle5741 4 года назад +2

    All the energy and joy left my body when you said ‘Mr. Peanut learns to dab’

  • @CyFiWasTaken
    @CyFiWasTaken 10 месяцев назад +5

    For the nestle thing, for legal reasons, I am not saying that I just steal that shit from Walmart, but I am saying that the average Walmart employee isn't paid enough to care

  • @Malkmusianful
    @Malkmusianful 4 года назад +12

    still planning on writing my "death of mr. peanut" opera inspired by the works of john adams and alice goodman
    also, nice b-roll at krogé

  • @lemonl80
    @lemonl80 4 года назад +14

    the deep dive into a trashy corporate mascot sandwiched between footage one of the most ugliest products to ever be sponsored by creators is the most Society thing to ever happen

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 4 года назад

      Is there something I dont know about raid shadowlegends? Are they sponsoring death squads in Ecuador, employing child slaves in Sri Lanka, lobbying the american government to declare war on China?

    • @pretzeldragon2975
      @pretzeldragon2975 3 года назад +1

      @@anenemystand5582 it's way worse. It's a shitty mobile game

  • @DraptorRonin
    @DraptorRonin 4 года назад +4

    In other words, Mr. Peanut is the most true brand mascot in regards to what he truly represents. He is greed, he is gluttony, and he is the upper 1%, the textbook definition of a White-collared Criminal.
    He has no shame, as he doesn't need it (in his little, crusty, monocled eyes at least).
    When it comes right down to it, Mr. Peanut doesn't try to be someone he's not. To Mr. Peanut, putting on a facade to sell a product is "something pathetic, that only the poor, underprivileged working class would resort to."
    He sells only The Finest of Peanuts, a Snack of Luxary, and is willing to give us lower-class consumers a taste of what the Big Wigs munch on... for a price, of course.

  • @whimsiclaw
    @whimsiclaw 4 месяца назад +6

    The comic where the white guy introduces Native Americans to peanuts is so batshit to me because peanuts are a crop originally cultivated by Native Americans.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +48

    Raid Shadow legend: The Sponsored game that has effected every youtuber on the face of the universe

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 4 года назад +139

    So you just mispronounce Nestlē the whole time, huh?

  • @timsopinion
    @timsopinion 4 года назад +5

    I have to say, I really wasn't sure what to expect at all when I clicked on this video. Thankfully, what you've managed to do with this concept/idea/topic is way beyond anything I could have possibly expected. This is an exceptionally researched, powerfully voiced, and genuinely interesting mini-documentary and I think it stands as a testament to why you deserve a respected place on this platform. Keep following your unique voice, cause you're just getting better and better. Cheers!

  • @qw000pz
    @qw000pz 4 года назад +3

    I think my favorite line is at 29:47 "Look at these graphics right here"
    "YEA IT IS"
    Quinton just did NOT care.

  • @cartoonkelly7924
    @cartoonkelly7924 4 года назад +5

    “Maybe it’s time for ads to die.” Your video had like half a dozen ads on it. Ads will never die.

  • @emperorleroy6747
    @emperorleroy6747 4 года назад +19

    Quinton, you doing okay? You need money? I got five bucks and a Panera giftcard with like six dollars on it.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +4

    One of the many great things about Dexter’s Laboratory is how they did timeless parodies of several mascots and brands. Of course, it was partially out of wanting to make a story about them without advertising them, but it also did commentary.
    For example: There was an entire episode about a sleazy Chuck E. Cheese’s-type that ends up portraying the people behind it literally kidnapping Dexter and pursuing enslaving him for his knowledge.
    And it doesn’t lead to some kind of uprising or societal backlash towards “Chubby Cheese” at all; after Dee Dee saves Dexter from the place as they leave, it’s still just the two of them that know it, and the business keeps shilling as usual. It’s even named-dropped in Season 4 Episode 13a(12a on HBO Max) casually as a location marker.
    There was a big running theme with branded franchises, too, namely superhero comics/figures, My Little Pony, Barbie, Mr. T, Star Trek, etc.
    If only they jabbed at Mr. Peanut, hehe.

  • @junkpool
    @junkpool 4 года назад +8

    why does this not have more views this is a MASTERPIECE

  • @XavierZara
    @XavierZara 4 года назад +19

    9:40 Actually, I think Baby Planters resembles Groot more than Baby Yoda. Although it's definitely not a coincidence that they have chosen this route after The Mandalorian's success.