THE ULTIMATE COMPANION WITH DAN & PHIL
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- Опубликовано: 8 дек 2017
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Кино
"PEOPLE are HUMANS"
-PJ
What an icon
Phil: Zombie apocalypse!
Pj: Alien planet!
Dan: lemme *s m a s h*
danio's smash bros
I love your username btw :-)
I love how pj and phil said "they" when referring to Dans sexual partner. much cute
*_eVeRytHiNg hiTs diFfErEnT_*
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly
they eat snacc
"look at my nipple, give me your best ship, let's go"
~ Phil Lester 2017
12:39 Phil saying "Aw Dan.." killed me
OH MY GOSH I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND READ THIS JUST AS HE SAID IT
oh my fREAKINg god
The fact Pj says ‘he have sex then he snack’ and dan just dead ass stares into the camera and eats a crisp.
Immi literally Dan for you everyone 😂😂
*"It hurt more than childbirth, and I would know"*
Thanks Phil
It's cause he birthed the game Truth Bombs!
PJ: “He have sex then he snack.”
PJ: “Dan have snack.”
Phil: “Could I have snack as well?”
PJ: “We all have snack.”
I feel like each person's scenario says a lot about their personality...
Phil loves his Sci-Fi
PJ is our good space boi
And Dan is... Dan
Phil- Someone needs to help me with killing zombies.
Pj- I need someone to protect me from aliens!
Dan- sex.
Rainy Rose of course he would
I meeeeeeean it kinda suits their personalities lol
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly
Phil's innocence ain't comin back
Keira darbey i love this
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IM SO HAPPY
"As we all know, people are humans"- Pj Ligouri 2k17
He protec
He attack
But most importantly
Pigeon got snac
Clover Howlter we all have snacc
*Protecc
*Attacc
*Snacc
no one:
pj: phil and dan
*"People are...humans."*
There's a senior quote.
never in my life did i think i'd hear phil say "lubed up tentacles".
He protecc
He attacc
He frickle fracc
But afterwards, he snacc
OMG PJ IS LITERALLY DAN AND PHIL'S CHILD. HE HAS DAN'S CURLY BROWN HAIR AND PHIL'S FRINGE DIRECTION. HE HAS PHIL'S EYES AND GLASSES. OMG I JUST CAN'T
Orchestra Queen 😂I LOVE IT 🧡
Orchestra Queen And all their lips are sooo similar
Yessssss
And Peej has Dan’s giganto hands!
Is it concerning that this is actually becoming a thing rn?
"he have sex then he have snack" HOW FLIPPING CUTE ARE THESE THREE TOGETHER
so many tall people in one video
Phil has a lot of quotes, damn
Did anyone else notice that Phil used they/them pronouns for Dan’s lover and used a name that isn’t attributed to a gender and then got really soft? Phil is so thoughtful, I want one
Ik it was so sweet
wow 😮😥😶 inclusion 🖐🏼🤝🏼👬 how 🤔😑😔 sjw 📣🔊🎤
“As we all know, people are humans.” -KickthePJ 2017
"People are humans"- KickThePj 2017
I love that Phil didn't say the gender of the person that Dan is going to make love with. He chose the name X for a reason, it can be anyone and anything.
Nitzan Anavi Omg I didn't realize that but I love Phil so much more now
So did pj! They both used “they” pronouns.
I love how peej's and Phil's scenarios were like "pls save meh from apocalypse" and Dan's was just "this person wants hot steamy sex"
I love the way Phil keeps smiling awkwardly at the camera
Phil's quirk: Every single thing he says comes out inappropriate, no matter how innocent it is.
Phil's perk: He's Phil, the sweet amazing cinnamon bun.
I love how Phil gets quoted on like every sentence he says
are we not going to talk about all three of them staring intently at pigeons mating?
i would too tbh. just out of curiosity XDDD
2017 was the year Phil’s innocence well and truly died
I never want to hear dan say the words “rectal prolapse” ever again
happylilsquish yaaass omg never
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He have snacc
"people are humans"
-- PJ 2017
Phil scenario: zombie apocalypse
PJ: alien invasion
Dan: steamy love
Very creative dan 👏
PJ: " they could move in with you" *awkward pause*
lolololo smooth PJ, smooth!
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly
They all have snacc
Why's everybody suddenly getting this recommended lmao
Dude idk
"it hurts more than childbirth, and I would know" Phil sounded so serious is he ok-
Somehow Snake no he is pregANANANT!?!?
SmolBran oml
Somehow Snake lol
Pregnat.
This friendship is so sweet and never ending and I LOVE IT
"i wanna make steamy love" THAT WAS SO RANDOM WTH DAN I SPIT MY TEA THANK YOU!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
phil: zombie apocolypse!!
pj: alien planet!!
dan: *_s t e a m y h o t s e x_*
zozzy dan in a “nut” shell😂
Max FALCONER OMG
“they could move in with you” *gestures to phil*
“it hurt more than childbirth. and i would know”
phil,
sweetie..
I'm pretty sure Phil is into MPreg
+Anahita H. Mpreg fanfictions by 12 year old girls !1!1!1!1!!11
TrashThatDraws it's cause he birthed truth bombs 😂
ItsFia Xx
Lol
But seriously he mentions it in, like, every video. He wrote a fic of him "birthing" Harry Styles goddamnit!
I like how Pj and Phil have similar scenarios that deal with saving and escaping and then there's Dan
"people are humans" - kickthepj 2k17
"people are humans"
-PJ, 2017
I like how PJ and Phil did like innocent little sci fi like scenarios and Dan just wanted someone to fuck this really showcases their personalities quite well
“It hurt more than childbirth. And I would know.”
Phil what are you implying
2:06 when theyre all zoomed in watching pigeon mating is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen
I laughed so hard, I come back once every week just to laugh at it
Dan wants that *sTeAmY LoVE*
Jesus XD
"It hurt more than child birth. And I would know."
- Phil Lester 2k17
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
He have some snacc
"It was like giving birth. And I would know."
I laughed so hard
"I do like the idea of being hugged by a lubed up tentacle" phil lester 2017 👏
It's never just a hug when it comes to tentacles
I like how nobody gave their character a gender when it was Dans turn because Daniel doesn't do the gender specification and that's great
Nyla Bunsee I noticed that it it’s sweet
Phil: Zombie apocalypse
Pj: Alien planet
Dan: I’m alone and need love
"He has sex then he snacks"
*All three eats snacks*
This is exactly what I thought!
I ate a snack too oh God
"Steamy love" well, Dan is really revealing his priorities here.
i like how phil and pj were like “zombie apocalypse” “alien abduction” and dan was like “SeCkS”
wtf I don't remember ever watching this in the past-
I just love the way they all just fucking looked over when Phil just said LOOK THERES 2 PIGEONS MATING OUTSIDE then Pj is just like STOP MATING then Dan just rolls his eyes
"I have alot of quirks and not many perks..." PHIL STAHP IT YOU'RE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL
i just love how when they spotted the two pigeons 'mating' dan and pj looked so shocked...
*and then phil just stood there smirking like a maniac*
Lewlav Abra Probably seen it before after watching all those nature documentaries when he was younger.
yup, that's what i thought too XD
Phil- *has to name something*
Phil- SUSAN
Lauren Stovall every dan and phil character select ever
“ people are humans “ - pj
my senior quote
i think dans hentai branding just got stronger
those 13 mins were too short I could watch this for hours
Phil saying he has not many perks broke my heart like no you gorgeous angel bean you have many perks. You are the perkiest
Phil and Pj are both so weird I need them to collaborate on a short film or something.
What about Dan?
@@sarahfignutmum8235 well obviously i love it when they all collab but Dan's style of video making is quite different and Pj and Phil are both known for making weird content whereas Dan's is more sarcastic comedy. I just feel like their brains could come up with something really really strange and cool (and obviously Dan would probably have some part)
Sarah Rink He smash then he snacc
RJ MorningStar I think you might've responded to the wrong comment lol
Max Ransom whoops
I need PJ to release a card game with his awesome drawings
He has, it's called Fable Fights
I never get tired of Dan and Phil and PJ interactions
Dan: „My scenario is, I want to make steamie love to this person.“
Just take Phil.
the algorithm’s been binge watching Dan and Phil too let be honest
Bethan Lewis haven't we all?
You can watch as the wild Phil gets distracted from two pigeons mating. Phil then informed his friends and they all watched it’s a beautiful sight lol
is it just me or does PJ look like dan and phil combined.
Pj looks like Hugh Grant
I love how when Dan's listening he makes like noises and nods his head and then Phil just.... Phil just stares very awkwardly at the camera. Phil is me in every social situation
Aulumn . He is also keeping an eye on the pigeons.
Dan *Gay panicking* 11:46😂😂 thanks PJ 😂🤜🤛 no but for real, not outing them must've been difficult in this video, he very gracefully danced around the pronounces when talking about Dan's potential partner
He's such a good friend
10:53 I'm just going to pretend like that didn't happen
the part where the three of them just looking shocked at pigeons mating
"They could be penpals. They could move in with you." Hm...
pj: after having sex with them they can just move in with you
*WHAT ARE YOU HINTING AT THERE PJ*
The piggeon sexc
Then he snacc
Then he *ATTACC*
Who needs Flumbumgulus when you you have Phil Lester living in your flat, amirite?
Someone once pointed out that pj looks like dan and phil's child and thats all i could think about during the video
He hav secs
Then hav snac
_dan hav snac_
*_wE aLl HAv sNAc_*
Cat From Hell *he hav secks
0:50 - 0:58 Phil got possessed by satan
*SOFT AND NEAT*
But Phil *IS* Satan
I love your icon photo!
EPISODE SUMMARY
✅mpreg
✅Pigeon woohoo
✅Tentacle porn
✅Phil needs lube
✅self-centipede-ing
✅ Dan's bussy obsession
✅Furry paralysis + mind break role play
And 3 handsome boys with A+++ hair. 🤗
Pj could totally be the next doctor in doctor who
Sam Knox OMFG YES !!
He would be the best
Yasss
Doctor Who is my life. and I agree!
and also he has glasses and "glasses are cool"
Pj: They can move in with you. OH GOD WHAT AM I SAYING
Let’s not lie... this is in our recommended bc we’ve ALL been binging Dan and Phil
So👏true👏
i feel attacked
Wha- what!? No...😅🤫
Jokes on you, knucklehead, I searched it
the three of them being fascinated by pigeons mating is my aesthetic
when the pigeons are mating:
dan: woah
pj: wat
phil: yeah you get it
We protecc
We attacc
But most importantly
We all have snacc
I love how they don't assume the gender of who Dan wants to have *** with, but just say "person"
Exactly a year later this is recommended... huh.
Joe Duffy omg me to
2:05
Dan looks shocked/horrified
PJ looks shocked/intrigued
Phil looks interested AF
I aspire to be as happy Phil watching birds mate.
I love how all of you guys are distracted by mating pigeons
did anyone else notice that PJ has Dans hair but it is in the same direction of Phil
Morgan Whitehead PJ is the true Dil
Tenzou's Universe it’s true
fusion is a cheap tactic to make weak youtubers stronger
TheKitsuneKid yas
hes their love child