GOATS, DRAGONS & BUTT POPCORN
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- Опубликовано: 24 мар 2014
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PJ: *Asks question*
Phil: *Answers question*
Dan: *Thinks for a moment, turns into a smart ass and gives a speech*
fr tho
Ikr
+PsychoWolfBaby Just the way Dan thinks...**Instead of giving a speech, I think to myself and start drifting away**
Jessie R. Hes adorable
Phil is more like just going around the question 😂
Phil can't become a dragon...he would have to change his name to
Philgon
I'm done
Your URL makes it worse
O.O
Yuuyyyyyyyeeeeessssss
✨👌✨🐉🐉
just imagine the queen, just taking out a shotgun from underneath her dress and just going ape shit crazy on a dragon and shouting random British stereotypes like "tally-ho" "you interrupted tea time" and "I mist my grandsons quidich match because of you"
I was going to like your comment way before I seen Quidditch so you definitely deserve this like now
+Kerys Begg haha thanks I guess😃
You are my favorite person right now
This is an old comment, but it made me smile. Just letting you know.
I actually pictured this little scene in my head now my family thinks I'm crazy cuz I'm laughing 😂
Dan: that actually touches on really kind of like moral things there
Phil: it didn't specify what kind of goat
Ahaha I love how different they are omg I'm crafting
pj would make a really good parent bc his kids would get such awesome bedtime stories!! and bc hes super nice and fun and could have probably made tiny me eat artichokes and beans and all that gross stuff by saying they were magic or something. his kids would be imaginative and healthy as fuck.
Have you even read YTSTMB?
thats a lot of letters and i have no idea.
'you're the straw to my berry'
+Our Space (Grace Ralainony) what is that that sounds fun
ninjaqueen6660 IT IS NOT. IT IS NOT FUN.
it's a fanfiction on wattpad about phan, and kickthestickz, i don't wanna give too much away but basically phil is in love with dan and dan loves phil and pj and pj loves dan and chris loves pj. it's sort of confusing and really sad, but actually really good (that is what YTSTMB stands for.)
"We're not technically allowed any pets, so..."
So why would you "And every month, we buy a hamster." ?
stop.
NO! just no.
Quintus May haha the hat fic is bae
Quintus May oh no, I just about forgot about that. now its haunting me forever
Quintus May How about no
1:33 its kind of strange to me hearing dan said 'dude' to phil, i think he usually just say phil's name.
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im weird dont mind me
Yeah sometimes especially 2013-14 he was like "dude"and I'm like stop. Now
I feel the same way!!! I thought I was the only one!!!
every time he says "dude" to anyone really I'm just like "stop.immediately."
+phantrashsuperwholock same
SAME
It's weird to hear Dan say "Dude," I don't think I've ever heard him say that...
+Lara Aitchison nah he went through this phase in 2014 when he said it a lot especially on their radio show but it always sounded unnatural and forced, probably bc it was. thank god he doesn't do it anymore.
+M O. no homo howell
+M O. Like his winking phase
+Ishani Mitra yas hahahahha
So Phil would own a dragon...Dan wants to be a dragon...INTERESTING
you make it sound like a WHOLE different story
DaiN' ight *crafts* because I ship phan
wait that means Phil would own dan
*rapidly crafts*
amazing
Dan was so deep in these videos. I feel like I wanted to sit with him and talk about society and our perception of reality O_O
Yup especially with the smaug thing. Cause... Bennidict Cumberbatch....
Devon G.
You spelled it wrong, it's actually Benedryl Cucumberpatch.
tbh i want him to just make a completely honest and serious video (nevermind the comedy) and share his thoughts on different life topics... it'd be an interesting video for me
that, or he could just do paradoxical / "unanswerable" questions
huggingcacti Right! I feel like sometimes he shares a little bit of what he thinks and then he catches himself and back tracks. Like on his Younow videos, where he talks about marriage. He got serious then realized it and was like haha back to the other topic. It would be wonderful if he made a serious video, but I feel like he doesn't think he can bc he has a lot of young impressionable
youths watching him.
Karolina he does backtrack a lot. i don't think that's from having young fans though, probably more just a case of not wanting to come off as pretentious
0:39
phil: remove yourself from dan before i break your ankles :)
your profile name 😂
omg yes. I was like pj...um....you might wanna take like 10 steps back sweets that does not look like a happy face
Why are you blaming me for stealing your editing tips i am kind i don't steal :(
Also, 1:02 when Pg gets really close to Phil check out dans face
get yer filfy hands off mah waife
Phil: I know what you're thinking about
Me: shhhhhh. Don't speak about the smut
Same 😂😂😂
me
oml i love your profile
Well considering he said my name I died of pheels..
i froze for a moment when they said my name
Every Sarah watching this video just shat themselves
And then I'm just sitting over here...questioning oH SO MANY THINGS ABOUT DAN AND PHIL
Marybeth Marin Your username reminds me of one of Phil's first videos.. "I'll drink what I like, Mary Beth!"
My names Sarah
IVE BEEN FOUND OUT
Marybeth Marin I love the way they say Smaug. Like Smowg. My class says Smog
for the first question, THERE ISN'T ANY MENTIONED BODY PART so I'd be like "oh... there's something in your hair..." and touch their hair so this way I could be 3mm away from their head!!1!!! yaaay
Hello friend, you are me, with your question twisting antics.
Hold up Dan said "We're technically not allowed any pets." TECHNICALLY
Maybe they can get a hamster once a month if they get rid of it within 24 hours
+Edvin Ljung NO NO NO
+Edvin Ljung You stop that!!!! it's like war flashbacks
+Edvin Ljung no. I was not implying that
But then again, if you own a sentient dragon, is it a pet or a housemate? These are the technicalities that should have been discussed before renting. If it learns to use the toliet and pays rent, can it stay? What are the requirements that allow an intelligent creature capable of human speech and interaction to ascend from the status if animal or pet? Science side of RUclips, please answer me
That moment your name isn't Sara.
Same.
That moment when you name IS Sara O.o
SlinkySlink111 I was playing this video in my boarding house and this girl called Sarah started screaming.
but my name is sara ;))
Hi I'm actually Sara
if Dan would rather be a dragon and Phil would rather own a dragon... does that mean Dan would be Phil's pet? o.o
mind = blown
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!
That would be one interesting fanfic
I might have just gotten an idea...
SOMEONE MAKE THIS A PHANFIC AND GIVE ME THE LINK AND MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE!!!
0:38
Phil: don't. touch. my bae.
+Lily Phillips "pj he is off limits stop right now" - Phil's thoughts
+Potato Is RUclips Trash OMFG YES I NOTICED THIS. He looked ready to throw PJ into Mt doom!
he looks so secretly mad and distressed
+Lily Phillips You are right! His laugh afterwards as well: Heh. heheh.. Yeh, nope. Phil looked like he wanted to BURN PJ.
was literally gonna comment that
2:10 LOOK AT PHIL AND THE WAY DAN LOOKS AT HIM
Unicorn4eve And then the way Phil looks at him back I can't I'm crafting 😍
Unicorn4eve they did this alot in the orginal video and im just crafting😢💖😍
Then Dan quickly looks away from him and shifts in his seat when Phil looks at him with that hot look
dan said no afterwards idk why
I mean with the butt popcorn, you could fart into a bowl, and give it to one of your enemies
BunnyOfDeath ! Hahaha oh my gosh that is brilliant!
yes
When Phil said "I know what you're thinking about....... Sara." I was like 😳 plz no
😂
Me too😂😅
Me too!!!!!!!!
SAME
I was like o shit he knows
I love how Phil just makes snap decisions and Dan takes everything to like another level
Is nobody gonna talk about Dan at 0:26? Because mate....ARE YOU GOOD?????
suhlucki cringe attack I bet
0:39 nervous laugh dan
Alma Engström You can see him clench his fists...and then the video cuts 0-0
Veronica Charyton hahahha omg
Look at phils face too 😂
Ikr Phil looks so pissed
+Alma Engström It's his neck alarm. haha.
Dan: *gives deep answers to all questions*
Phil: I want a marshmallow goat!
2:10 HAVE MY BABIES PHIL LESTER
AND THE WAY DAN LOOKS AT HIM he's like "oh my"
+Sam Young Phil got the d that night
nooo dan did! #philtops2k16
No!! You have to #rubberupfordan
Jenae Wilson OMG IM CRYING
Dan can be Phil's dragon...
philgon
0:39 Phil's like
"Get away from my man"
"are you making eyes on my girl"
He does it at 0:45 too lol
+Gab MacDonald I was looking at ther fox!
+LpssweetLikesugar please tell me you've noticed dan in 5:01
yes i certainly have
During the "one 1,000 year life or ten 100 year lives," I was basically thinking, "Would I rather be Jack Harkness, or the Doctor?"
Basically
Mind reader omfg YES 😂
Same oh my god. XD
AHA, same
+Choarin OMG, my mind went strait to Doctor Who on that one too!!!
0:58 I"TS HAPPENING FINALLY FINALLY... oh
Omg smh
When Phil mentioned how the question didn't specify what kind of goat he would bang I instantly thought "QUICK SOMEBODY GET DAN A GOAT COSTUME"
same
I kNOW RIGHTTTT
YEESS
Same but I shouted it out my window
Last year I kept saying "Timmy likes it!" (quoting PINOF 6) at the most random times and my friend was super confused so my other friend showed him a gif of it and he thought Dan's butt was a goat butt. You're welcome.
I love dan and phil "would u rather?" games mainly because phil uses his adorable imagination to make the situation better for himself by bending the requirements, whereas dan seriously evaluates each option and gets as psychological as an English teacher explaining the fall of man and humankind's fleeting existence.....I love them and their differing perspectives so much T_T I am Phan trash ladies and gentlemen
can i have a 10 minute video where Dan just says 'HA HA GOAT SEX'
Just commenting so when it happens I will know.
But guys look at 1:15 Dan looks so concerned and confused omg!
melissa mcqueen And Phil's face xD
I was eating marshmellows while watching this video and laughed and part of the marshmellow went UP MY NOSE AND NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING LIKE CRAZY
OMG ;0
I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY BUT I STILL LAUGHED SORRY
*:0 :P :3 :D*
Teresa Dumas ouch 🙈
I felt so special when Phil said Sarah and so did Peej and Dan :) I may or may not have replayed it 20 times
Sarah Fullerton i screamed, ok bye xx
Sarah Fullerton same with me I just kinda squealed and yeah...
Sarah Barr I was like AGSHDKKDJSJDJFKKDJAJD
Sarah Fullerton lmao Sarahs unite!
Sarah Fullerton I almost died
This whole video just sounded like Dan showing off his intellectuality to Phil or PJ...
Dan just likes to think things over a lot more than Phil and PJ tend to do.
I think Dan comes off that way sometimes, but I think its just because his mom studied Philosophy at University so he just grew up in a household where things were looked at on a deeper level.
Oh well. Can't blame him. I can kind of relate too so I guess I understand. (I swear, my family... I'm an only child with both of my parents. My mother is... might I say, quite simple - minded, simple - minded but stubborn and feisty. She's still a good mother and housewife, and balances out the thoughtfulness of my father, who is a math teacher. I have a Chinese tuition teacher who has studied philosophy, and has deep thoughts and conversations with me. Growing up, in an environment like this, I can't help but be more of a thinker. Luckily my mom _sometimes_ can help me weigh back.) Yeah... I can definitely relate to Dan. I just wish he wouldn't always do this, you know? There are times when you can be thoughtful and times where you have to resist the urge and play along. I know this is his humour, but sometimes laying back isn't so bad as a thinker. It's sometimes better, like my case: my friends all depend on me for answers and solutions to their problems. I just wish Dan would at least try to act "normal" and look at it from the surface level like everyone does SOMETIMES, when necessary.
Heart of the Stars ugh. surface tho. :P lol. idk why i have such a distaste for surface...at least if im trying to bond with ppl.
All three are very smart people..they just have their moments of just being goofy or not..Phil is one of the most creative and intelligent people I've seen on RUclips. CX
The 10 one hundred year lives is almost basically doctor who
emily draws ayyy
at 2:18. *This is popular because the skeleton clique is everywhere*
|-/
"You should never trust the pantaloon." LISTEN PEOPLE
Lol I sorry
|-/
I heard my mating call xD
I like how Phil just does wacky answers, but Dan actually questions society and morals when he answers
is nobody going to talk about Dan at 3:21
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in capslock but you cant see)
ARE
YOU
A
BEATLEMANIAC
?
MARRY
ME
+juliafabulous boo-da doop ba-doop boop wAHOO
+Absolutely Julia I was just staring at his hands throughout the whole thing! :)
1:03 DANS SMIRK AFTER PJ SAYS THAT HES LIKE I KNOW WHAT PHIL IS THINKING ABOUT AND IT DEFINITELY ISNT CAKEASDFGGKEKEK
5:44 Dan had a bright idea!
either that or he just remembered that he forgot something
***** that's sooo Danieeel
***** WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
When I saw him do that, I laughed so much. x'D
***** AHHHHH DO NOT MENTION THAT AGAIN!!!! *throws chair and flips table*
Dan,
Are you having an existential crisis?
Dan is always having an existential crisis.
Dan is an existential crisis
I'm joking pecexxxxxxxxx craftie out
Don't have an existential crisis...
Craft
If you owned a dragon you could just ride it..
+Tasha Huston yeah but you, yourself still wouldn't be flying
Exactly ;)
That’s what I thought
OMFG at 2:11
when dan glanced at phil and phil glanced at dan and caught dan looking at him AND THEN DAN IMMEDIATELY AVERTED HIS GAZE AND LOOKED AT THE CAMERA LIKE HE DID SOMETHING WRONG WTF.
It almost seems like they had a fight or something cuz Dan immediately avert his gaze when he noticed Phil was looking AND WHY DOES PHIL LOOKS SLIGHTLY ANNOYED OR WAS IT JUST BECAUSE HE FELT EMBARASSED?!
plot twist: phil's dragon is actually dan
If you have a dragon and Dan is a dragon then Dan is your dragon
inductive reasoning, everyone
That's what I was thinking
Philgon? Punk edits?
That's what I thought. 😂😂
1:00 Phil reading minds? He would just go to Dan, go extremely close to his face, read his mind (which is obviously thinking about Phil) and then kiss him. Okay I really need to stop reading phanfiction...
I AM WRITING THIS ON WATTPAD!!!!
Wolfian Aj just imagine the friend that they said introduced them to each other set them up on a blind date and they were dating ever since and their just hiding it
Me thou! We all need help!😂❤️
i love how dan tries to moralize every question
It's so funny how Phil just comes up with these random answers... but then everytime Dan hears the question, he just goes into this deep phase where he's thinking so hardly and trying to think logically wow
THE WAY DAN AND PHIL HAVE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER IN THESE TWO VIDEOS!!!!!
I like how dan is trying to explain and logic the questions and Phil's just like "Marshmellow goats!!"
Phillip does't look too happy at 0:38
Basically Dan be one of those dragons from Eragon and Pj can be his owner since he wants to telepathically talk to his dragon lol
I remember the first time I saw this and flipped my shit at 1:10
Me too 😂
+Sarah George SAME
I still flipped my shit
ikr
Same same same
When Dan and PJ are close to each other (literally), Phil seems jealous
At 3:22 the little thing Dan did was so casual and I think it was freaking adorable
oh my god how did I not notice that the first time watching
AmaranthAngel ikr!! i just be a vine. it should be like a girl falling cut to dan making a mario sound
0.39 phils fake smile
ikr 😂
Dan calling Phil "dude"
Like if you agree
Dan: "It comes out of your butt dude"
Phil: *face drops at the sound of "dude"*
Wait but if the mind reading thing was real, wouldn't they pretty much just be thinking "what the hell is that guy behind me doing" all the time?
Aw hearing Dan take the questions so seriously omg my heart
Dragons are so big! You can't type! (Is it sad that the first thing that I thought of was whether or not the dragon could use technology?)
it could be a baby dragon
+GizmoGaming But do dragons have thumbs? WOULD THEIR CLAWS OR WHATEVER EVEN WORK ON THE SCREEN?!??
Just hire someone to do it for you.
+Emerald Daffana When Dan finds out, he will be crushed. R.I.P Danisnotonfire...
+Adele Poling claws wouldn't work, I don't think fingernails work, but if they do, then the claws would work... also they don't have thumbs... they only have 4 claws not 5
Did anyone else replay 3:20 20 times because the noises Dan makes to announce he's going to speak makes your hEART MELT OR IS THAT JUST ME
+redmeetingwhite Ik this is late but she meant the sound just before he spoke
+typical scarlett it was the Mario theme before he talked
I love how Phil is like, "isn't that the same thing?" And then Dan just goes, "NOOOOOOOOO PHIIIIILLLLLLL"
you can just ride the dragon
+Iz Wiz ;)
*wink wink*
*wink wink nudge nudge*
what if dan was the dragon ;)
Diana C. DeLaCruz Only in phanfiction my fren, only in phanfiction...
Phil: *answers the question*
Dan: *gives us the philosophical points of view and balances the equation before solving the puzzle*
"We could be having ten 100-year lives right now." NO DAN you have made me have enough existential crises for one lifetime.
Dan why do you turn every simple question into a philosophical nightmare
3:06 DAN DID THE THING PHIl DOES WITH HIS TONGUE WHEN HE LAUGHS their habits are sticking to each other im crying
Omg Dan and Phil got so jealous in this video
Phil- I know what your thinking about.....Sara
Pj-Oh Sara, you're in trouble
Dan- That Sara
Me- Oh God! They know! They know! *moves to a new town and changes name*
The advantages of butt popcorn: free movie snacks, feed the hungry, make some grade schoolers happy with a popcorn party, make your own income selling butt popcorn
It came out of your butt dude.
It's most likely contaminated with fecal matter. Fecal matter carries a ton of diseases. Imagine the hungry and the grade schoolers you've made sick with your poopcorn.
Shanice Chatmon The way I imagined it I thought it'd come out completely clean. But hey if you wanna be literal about *butt popcorn* then yeah.
Digital Screams Wash the popcorn, let it dry and cover it with butter.
Okay but Dan is actually so smart and intellectual in this video?? I would love to just sit down and have an intellectual conversation with him
At 0:38 Phil be like "DON'T TOUCH MAH WIFE!"
I love how philosophical and logical Dan's answers are haha.
I would much rather live a free lifestyle roaming the Earth as a dragon than have to be tied down with a simple human life where I'd simply have a pet/friend dragon. I feel like modern human lives are quite mundane anyway, I'd much rather be a dragon :p
also, you should draw the Queen shooting down a Dragon haha :3
It would be quite lonely though... Imagine living your entire life as the only dragon in the world. Besides, if your pet dragon is big enough you could probably ride it across the world and it would be basically the same minus the fire breathing.
If you as a dragon were as huge as those mythological dragons were, people would eventually find you and either enslave you or kill you (not with shotguns but they could drop a bomb on you or something). You couldn't just live your dragon life somewhere without ever being discovered. (If you were an underwater dragon, then it could be possible. People have discovered 99% of Earth's land, but only like 5-20% of the ocean. I don't know how that fire-breathing stuff could work underwater though, unless you live in Spongebob's world, but I digress.)
If you had a dragon as a pet, it would basically be impossible to keep. If it were large, other people would eventually find out about it, no matter where you kept it. Where could you fly it? "No biggie, it's just me landing at LAX with my enormous freaking dragon"? If it were small, it wouldn't be certain that people would find out about it, but you'd have to live in a very remote location to be able to take it outside (where I guess it'd have to be taken).
*****
What kinda crappy dragon doesn't breathe fire? That's the whole point of a dragon - flying lizard thing that breathes fire. If my dragon didn't breathe fire, I'd expect a refund.
***** Thats what I was thinking! Like you are the only creature of your kind so you would lose all chances of finding someone to love and raise a family with. I also agree with your other point. People will not just ignore the fact that their is a terrifying potentially killer animal roaming around and you would likely be captured for research purposes. Also, what would you eat/drink. Dragons are enormous creatures so you would have to live in some isolated remote wilderness next to a river and constantly be hunting for food. You would need a massive amount of calories to replenish all the energy exhausted by activities such as flight.
Yeah the Dragon question...
I volunteer to be Phil's marshmallow goat.
He would literally devour you!!! Lol
*****
they are pretty funny, but some people need to calm the fuck down, it was a joke i mean come on guys. yes as great as it would be to have sex with a angel its not like im actually going to do it. thank you for understanding.
Me: Cringes when Dan calls Phil "dude"
Phil owns a dragon. the dragon is dan
You gotta love Dan for all his philosophical and deep thoughts. :)
dan was so annoyed with phil in this one lmao
Ikr I wonder why :(
it looked like they had a competition based on who can make the other more jealous. lmao
It started after Phil mentioned his crush on The Little Mermaid... Muahahhaha
Phan fiction topic idea thing ----> one day dan turnded into a dragon phill found out that he was a dragon and had to take dan in ...dan and phill went on a quest to get dans body back but along the way they FALL IN LLLLOOOOOVOEEVVEVEVEVE AND SOKJVN DGS;FHJIVNU
OOOOOOO THATS ACTUALLY A GOOD STORY PLOT
+Baka akaB CAN SOMEONE MAKE THIS? WAIT! I WRITE! OMG I AM SO MAKING THIS!
ADD ME ON IT GIVE ME CRIEDT WATTPAD IS @LAINE_CHAN
+Baka akaB Is your username in all caps?
no
xD
0:38 omg phils eyes go SO HUGE from anger 😂😂
ChYEEseWhizInAPøshBritishAccent you can just see the total rage sparking in his eyes
Yep
True story: Someone in my class said as an answer to a grammar question, " You are my dragon." Said Phil. No lie.
***** IKR!
"Because...the Queen would kill you...with a shotgun!"
"TALLYHOOO!"
"Stay away from my tea!"
There is actually a place called Tally Ho
JESUS CHRIST MY NAME IS SARAH AND MY HEART STOPPED WHEN HE SAID THAT
Mass Allister PEOPLE NAMED SARAH ARE SO LUCKY BC THE PANIC SONG AND PHIL AND DAN SAY IT ALL THE TIME I'M VERY ENVIOUS
I KNOW
Can you imagine being a Susan tho because that's heart attack material
Mass Allister I was just thinking. Imagine if in the comments someone said oh my god my name is Sarah and looks like I found it lol 😂
Mass Allister ME TOO AHHH
omg same
Wishing one day Phil will say my name in one of his videos **tears**
I am now imagining The Queen shooting a dragon with a machine gun
First I pictured the band
Im Sarah, and they knew what i was thinking....uh oh
What did you do Sarah?
Baka Iggy it had something to do with Dan, a dark room...and vaseline
Was Phil there?
Baka Iggy he was filming what was happening lmfao XD
Poor Phil xD I can just imagine his reaction:
I don't wanna be here *cries*
Is part 1 Dan getting jelly and part 2 it's Phil getting jealous.Phan is real lol
THIS VIDEO IS 6:18 MINS LONG AND I WAS BORN ON JUNE 18th
good 4 you m8
What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac do you think youre doing with your sarcasm
Destroying the world obviously, buddy-o-pal.
AHH I WAS TOO! I always make that observation when there's a thing that includes 618 xD
I’m June 19th! Yaaayyy❤️😂
Phil: marshmallows and evil queens and yum popcorn
Dan: well philosophically speaking the universe and moral code etc etc
there are two types of people in this world
They're so alike yet sometimes they're so different
I am am a mixture of both
I keep noticing that when Pj and Dan are talking, Phil just stares at the camera. It's like he's staring into my soul...
I read this and then scrolled up at 4:31 and I got scared
Private browsing
Dan is so philosophical. He likes to analyze everything. Where as Phil is just a go for it person. He likes to pick without thought. They are perfect for each other ❣
Phil is so hot
Julia Lauren I know right? :)
Well he has a pet dragon sooo
*sexually frustrates*
Julia Lauren agreed
ive noticed that when someone says "dan is so hot" or something everyone is like "so is phil" "yeah they both are" "ikr they're perf" "phil is too" so..
ya they both are
i bet u 5 sarah's just sharted their pants
no.... I fell off the bed, maybe that was just paranormal activity.
i literately just went like "DAFAQ MY NAME!"
i had a mini heart attack
I kinda freaked out a little bit!!!
I was like "oh god. he knows."
I LOVE hearing Dan process the answers, he thinks the exact same thought that runs through my mind