I mean a three year difference isn’t really a big deal once you hit a certain age. I’ve got friends like ten years older than me and we get on better than several friends I had in high school that were my age.
Written by Phil Lester Inspired by Rats Directed by a Rat Camera by Jameo Duncan Guests : Rathony Padilla & Rat Howell Audience : A bunch of Rats No rats were harmed in the making of this, But Dan's self esteem was A Phil Lester Production The End Congrats if you paused to read this
they kinda all look like they are from the same family like Dan and Anthony are brothers and phil is that random cousin visiting u for the first time in 20 years.
I paused it at the very last second during the credits and busted out laughing because the only bit left on screen said "congrats if you paused to read this"
Created By Phil Lester Written By Phil Lester Inspired By Rats Directed by a Rat Camera By Jameo Duncan Guests: Rathony Padilla & Rat Howell Audience: A bunch of Rats NO RATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS, BUT DAN'S SELF ESTEEM WAS a Phil Lester Production The end congrats if you paused to read this *why* *am* *i* *laughing* *so* *hard* *i* *cant* *breath*
ANthony is that new hot friend you're only like 60% comfortable with and still blush around for no reason and dan and phil are absolutely both in that stage of friendship with anthony
'No rats were harmed in the making of this video, but Dan's self-esteem was' 'Congrats if you paused to read this' THANK YOU FOR RATHONY PADILLA AND RAT HOWELL !!!!!
can i just comment on the absolute hilarity of this premise. like. no matter what the other two videos in this collab end up being, they will be nowhere near as subtly shady, as funny, as inventive, or as casually drive-by vicious as this. holy fuck. the title of this video reveals phil's years of plotting and scheming, all culminating in this moment. i'm 20 seconds into the video and i've already decided this video is the pinnacle of youtube content
Jieah Maris Hilario Oh THOUGHT IT SAID ENGAGED (or however It's spelled correctly) tHATS WHY I WAS SO CONFUSED AND WATCHED THE END AGAIN, SEARCHING FOR A RING..
Phil: I'm the last emo left! Me: *thinks of the FOB lyric from Save Rock and Roll* "How'd it get to be only me? Like I'm the last damn kid still kicking, who still believes"
Created by Phil Lester Written by Phil Lester Inspired by Rats Directed by a Rat Camera by Jameo Duncan Guests : Rathony Padilla & Rat Howell Audience : A bunch of Rats NO RATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS , BUT DAN'S SELF ESTEEM WAS... A Phil Lester Production THE END ! . . . . Congrats if you paused to read this ^_^
thank you phil for allowing me to be part of this video and experience the torment of being compared to a rat for over 12 minutes straight
I love you so much Anthony thank you for being the best and hanging with these weirdos so this video is a dream
i didn't even notice you? i swore it was 2 dans 👀
Honestly, I'm waiting for a part 2.
I think it was harder on the rats tbh with you three 😂
This is lovely; what a nice way to thank someone😂
i feel like phil literally invented this game just as an excuse to talk about embarrassing photos of dan
that is something he WOULD do omg
gaycerealkiller I wouldn't be suprised
gaycerealkiller Yeah XD
gaycerealkiller sssoooo true
gaycerealkiller and also embarrassing pictures of Anthony padildo!
*NO RATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS, BUT DAN'S SELF ESTEEM WAS*
Short hair: rat
Long hair swooping to left: Anthony
Long hair swooping to right: Dan
Other way round for the hair for Dan and Anthony
IM THE 1K LIKE YES
@@heyitsalex.55 Well, our left/right
opposite way mate
Yea cos Dan's hair goes to the left and Anthony's to the right, so when it's a pic it would be the opposite
no rats were harmed, but dan's self esteem was.
what self esteem
dani reynolds which microsope did you use to see it
I'm screeching
I am w h e e z i n g
dani reynolds What is self-esteem?It is not a thing that exists in my world.If it did I would be crying 24/7...
Omg I'm crafting 😂
"No rats were harmed in the making of this but dans self esteem was" when is it not 😂
Kaytlin Wheeler dan edited half phil edited the other half and that was dannys editing
the rat fic needs to be made now
Ok I'm confused are dan and Phil in Los Angeles right now because that's where Anthony lives right?
I Got Tree rats
*"anthonyyy"*
"dan."
*"or a raattttttt"*
the way dan just simply says his name was so funny to me. 😂😂
Tyler Joseph oh hi tyler
Tyler Joseph JOSHLER IS REAL AND YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT
I didn't know THE Tyler Joseph was in the Phandom
And that's why Tyler is married to Jenna, isn't it?
Tyler Joseph cliqueee |-/
omg the end credits that zoomed by say "no rats were harmed in the making of this, but dan's self esteem was"
SAVAGE PHILLY BACK AT IT AGAIN
I had to pause it so many times 😂
Ah of course, everyone's favorite game *"Dan, Dan or the other Dan?"*
It's so hard to tell 😂
You guys have such similar profile pictures
Haha truee 😂 *virtual high five*
Vanessa Hansmann or dan dan and dans boyfriend
Vanessa Hansmann Dan, Dan or Phil
But that's like saying "Is it a Rat, a Rat or a Rat?"
Dimplephan _ yeah
Dimplephan _ Is a rat, a mouse, or an australian bird? The world may never know.
I like rats
Dimplephan _ basically
Dimplephan _ More like, "Is it THE rat, OUR rat, or A rat?"
I like how at the end of the *credits* it says "congrats if you paused to read this"
21 jess pilots Phandom i think it was only me who read that lol
21 jess pilots Phandom It also said the audience was rats... Did he just call us rats?
Ida Eltvik Grønnerød well to be fair im a rat. I mean I don't know about you....
21 jess pilots Phandom it said " Rat Howell"
and "no rats were harmed in the making of this video but dan's self esteem was"
Anthony: "that was 13 years ago"
Me: *is shook by the fact that Dan is the youngest in this video by at least 3 years*
LegendOfAl no he’s 30. Dan is like 26 I think.
_simply.jocelyn._ • nope, he turns 27 in a few months. He was born in 1991.
dan is the smollest of beans in this video. he and his non existent self- esteem must be protected
1,000th like 😂🔥
I mean a three year difference isn’t really a big deal once you hit a certain age. I’ve got friends like ten years older than me and we get on better than several friends I had in high school that were my age.
i love how it's always a debate between dan and a rat, never anthony and a rat
"Congrats if you paused to read this"
Finally getting recognition.
PROUD RAVENCLAW I was going to like but it was at 420 and didnt want to uneven it
same
CONG-RATS
"No rats were harmed in the making of this, but Dan's self esteem was"
IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂
Haterzgonnahate 01212882012 dan became the roasted rat from shrek in this vid
Dans finally starting bright colors! I really love the way the reddish pink looks on him!
you really had me in the first half
😂 I fell for it!
I was confused at first- now I get it😂
Omg I love this comment😂😂
Your so right, and Anthony looks great in the white and black stripes.
"that is a position i would be in"
i appreciate how dan was the only person to take that as sexual
you have 696 likes and I don't want ruin it
Dan is one of the most dirtiest minded people, truth be told
kate c I did too
Artemis 312 no thats me
Artemis 312 i never was yours,the fear, the fear of falling apart
*ANTHONYYYYYY*
dan.
*OR A RAAAAAAAAATT*
T
*T*
DAAANN
Dan.
OR A ShORT DDDAAAAAAANNnNnN
t
T
"No rats were harmed in the making of this *but Dan's self esteem was* "
Me: Dan has seLF eStEeM?!
MC Mogo it's really low but he does
tricolor • flower awww but true
Not anymore
Not many people do lmao
It's shorter then me
How many pillows was Anthony sitting on to match the height of Dan and Phil? 😂😂😂
I thought he was standing
He probably just is the same body height. Like i am really short but when i sit down with my tall friends i am the same height as them
They secretly put him in a high chair
6 or 7 maybe?
12
"no rats were harmed by the making of this, but Dan's self esteem was"
😂😂😂
What the heck?? 538 likes...?
Angel of the bottomless pit a
Angel of the bottomless pit 1k likes now
Angel of the bottomless pit What self esteem?
Well, freak... 1.1 k likes..
I did not expect that......... O.o
no rats were harmed in the making of this, *but dan's self esteem was*
I can't BELIEVE that the one straight person in this video is the one who's been on Drag Race...
Anthony is straight????? I legit thought hes atleast a little fruity. He’s too cool to be straight
"Congrats if you paused to read this"
thx Phil I'm glad you acknowledge our effort.
nayeonsbuns all I saw was "you paused to read this" and I didn't so I was like "Hahaha no suckerrrsss guess again"
i feel stupid now.
nayeonsbuns where?
nayeonsbuns If there is ever text going fast on a screen, you can't NOT pause XD
where is it?
Phil's stickers on his laptop make me very happy. It's a visual representation of his personality yknow
Got7 Days to panic at the disco Twenty-øne times same ❤❤❤❤
"Round ThFour" 😂
my aesthetic is dan saying "dan."
My favourite part of the video was dan getting progressively more embarrassed
Zaina Soliman 300 likes
348 LIKES HELL YEAH
iduno i'm just assuming we're listing likes
420 lol. im not lking this comment i wanna keep it at 420
so the whole video
Zaina Soliman Lmao , Same 😂
"no rats were harmed in the making of this, but Dan's self esteem was" PREACH
Dan has self esteem?
daxtonlikesaxes is there any difference between a rat and Dan? 🤔
+Bepper HAHAHAHA
I love how Dan's first reaction to the last photo was just closing the laptop faster than freaking Lightning McQueen
Julia Fossåen Green
Kk
Julia Fossåen Green HAHAHA YESSSSSSS
KACHOW
I don't know if that was intentional but I read that as a ship for JasonxPiper
Kriti K thats Lightning McClean
Lightning McQueen is the car from Cars 😂
"audience: a bunch of rats"
Thanks, Phil!
Really feeling the love
The credits at the end I'M DYINGGGGG
Guests: RAThony Padilla & RAT Howell
Well done, Phil.
Flingoro "No rats were harmed in he making of this video but Dan's self esteem was"
Flingoro I
Phanic! At The Clique same
Flingoro i
666th like
no rats were harmed in the making of this but dans self esteem was
Which Dan?
congrats you paused to read this
Ashley cook AHAHAHAHAH
Ashley cook 😂😂😂
300th like (:
I like how Anthony leaves smosh and becomes part of dan and phil
He will never be apart of dan or Phil. I won't let it happen
HAHAHA IKR
Danandphilmemetrash #1 same
K M they've adopted him
nOOO
Are those plungers on the ceiling...?
XD I didn't notice...
Wait... shit
Omg I just noticed...
Sara Ace omg wtf I think they are Dan,Phil and Anthony take them off that’s weird
Wait
No rats were harmed in the making of this video but Dan's self esteem was
**me, playing along**
me: that's Dan
Phil: it's a rat!
me: yup, it's Dan
dan keeps wearing the sweater i met him in omfg
phil's dead plants it has ur smell on it, thats why
it has probably still has your scent lucky bitch
phil's dead plants You are so lucky!😀
TheCrybabyPhanGirl Person oh my gosh 😂
As well as the hundreds of people he has also met
I love how Anthony and Phil actually sang the theme, and then Dan just said it with no expression whatsoever.
The only thing I can focus on is the fact that there are plungers on the ceiling in the background
amelia !! now i can't stop looking at them, dammit
amelia !! But why are they there
amelia !! OML
Swaggycat12 *once you see it you can't unsee it*
amelia !! NOW THATS ALL I SEE
Written by Phil Lester
Inspired by Rats
Directed by a Rat
Camera by Jameo Duncan
Guests : Rathony Padilla & Rat Howell
Audience : A bunch of Rats
No rats were harmed in the making of this, But Dan's self esteem was
A Phil Lester Production
The End
Congrats if you paused to read this
jameo
Choi Noona Thank you for typing this so I didn't have to
Choi Noona where was this at? I can't seem to find it
lol Phil is too precious
SB CookieGamer At the end of the video
Phil's eyes are so fucking blue.
phil looks even more beautiful when filmed on other people's cameras somehow
sarcastic_howell bluer than bluueee
sarcastic_howell they actually look amazing irl like they've got these little explosions of orange through them it's amazing
Everyone one who liked can be in the audience (517+)
Jacki Dunn yea when I met them I was just stairing intensley into his eyes cuz I was so memorised
What Phil said: Anthony, Dan or a Rat
What I heard:
Dan, Dan or Dan.
they kinda all look like they are from the same family like Dan and Anthony are brothers and phil is that random cousin visiting u for the first time in 20 years.
Helen Rae omfg you're right
Helen Rae ACCURATE
This made me laugh more than I should have X'D
Helen Rae no,Phil is Dans husband
AUDIENCE: A BUNCH OF RATS
literally me thanks for recognizing me dad finally
mystery2728 d a d
amelia !! wait we have the same name omg hi
Rathony Padilla
No rats were harmed in the making of this, but Dan's self esteem was
Congrats if you paused to read it
Phil omg
Anthony looks kinda like that guy shrek turned into.......
Lmao
OH SHIT YES
Game theory get on this
amazing existential danosaur film theory*
Oh my god. Stop
i love anthony's black and white striped shirt
Abby Carter hahaha. This is a joke right?
...
And I love Dan's pink shirt 👐👐👐👐😍
DAVVVVEE
Benjamin Gerber yees I'm I was being weird (normal)
same! and dans coloured shirt!
"That was a truly AMAZING game, PHIL"
- Daniel Howell
dan's face after he says 'dandroid'
i love this dork
Vaiva S. i
I PAUSED TO READ AND PHIL CONGRATULATED ME ✨💜
congRATulated
Same 😂
Alba Ortiz González AHHH AND RAT HOWELL AND RATHONY AND DIRECTED BY A RAT AHHHH
"No rats were harmed in the making of this video, but Dan's self esteem was."
-Phil Lester 2k17 😂
Sonjay Summers This is my favorite thing ever 😂
Madeline Linville 😂😂
Sonjay Summers when did he say that?
"Congrats if you paused to read this"
Lilly Stumbles end credits
I paused it at the very last second during the credits and busted out laughing because the only bit left on screen said "congrats if you paused to read this"
What?
That happened to me too so I went back to read it to earn my congrats
Created By Phil Lester
Written By Phil Lester
Inspired By Rats
Directed by a Rat
Camera By Jameo Duncan
Guests: Rathony Padilla & Rat Howell
Audience: A bunch of Rats
NO RATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS, BUT DAN'S SELF ESTEEM WAS
a Phil Lester Production
The end
congrats if you paused to read this
*why* *am* *i* *laughing* *so* *hard* *i* *cant* *breath*
Yana Tiongson nice profile pic 10/10
Yana Tiongson dat profil pic tho
Yana Tiongson Lmao bravoo 👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏😂😂😂
A Phil Lester production
The End
Congrats if you paused to read this
Yana Tiongson is this phil passive aggressive way to call us and dan rats?
ANthony is that new hot friend you're only like 60% comfortable with and still blush around for no reason and dan and phil are absolutely both in that stage of friendship with anthony
Dan sounded so depressed in the theme song
Weeb 2.0 because he is xD
depression!! isn't!! a!! joke!!
Weeb 2.0 I relate
Comicphans holy shit people are so easily offended! Just loosen up fam, it's all goodie!
Comicphans I do realize it's a real disorder, but life isn't all black or all white :)
RATHONY PADILLA & RAT HOWELL.
i just love philip lester.
Ithar Elhadj Amor Rathony Padild😂😂😂
padildo**
All other youtubers: 1 sticker to cover the brand logo
Phil: covers *whole* computer but logo with stickers
Are we not going to talk about how it looks like there's tons of tiny plungers on the ceiling? 😂
Smudge2004 ikr
i know XD
They look like tampons in the light socket XD
Smudge2004 oh my God..
Smudge2004 o. M. f. G.
i know of a western australian curly rat.
his name is troye sivan
Madzina Jade WA's native animal
so i wasn't the only one who thought of him... lol ;)
i just choked
Madzina Jade we can all agree that there's nothing straight about that rat
ILY LMAOO
Dan: "All about that D."
Me: Are you even trying anymore
Wasn't that Anthony who said "all about that D"?
Dorota Jacyna how can u tell
I SAW DAN’S LAST PHOTO AND LAUGHED SO HARD I DROPPED MY IPAD AND NOW THE SCREEN’S BROKEN WELP
Is it OK now lol
@@starberriiemmy4382 3 years later it should be dead knowing apple products.
Phil: "I am here with the two clones"
Dan and Anthony: *sarcastic laugh*
me: oh Phil..
'No rats were harmed in the making of this video, but Dan's self-esteem was'
'Congrats if you paused to read this'
THANK YOU FOR RATHONY PADILLA AND RAT HOWELL !!!!!
Courtney your profile pic is lit
Audience: a bunch of rats
are u that instagram that posts the same pic every day XD
crybabyxpilots I WISH
IM LIVING FOR PHIL IN THAT JACKET
Same
JacAttack YASS
JacAttack QHDJD
JacAttack same thooo
JacAttack SAMEEEE
*claps for phil for making this game* *clap clap*
For years all the different hair nations lived in harmony, and then the CURLY nation attacked. Phil is.... The Last Emo
The aesthetic one i love this so much😂😂
👏🏻😂😂🐀
Phil's the last emo standing.
The aesthetic one You . . . You amazing person. You have made me so happy.
I'm happy to be the 666th like
anthony, dan, or me
phil's eyelash hahaha same tho
Same
phil's eyelash I would kill to be in the same video as Dan and Phil. Anthony You Lucky Bitch
Anthony=Enthusiastic Singing
Dan=Straight forward singing
Phil=On Point Singing
Spyronation Gaming when dans wasn't even singing😂
Anthony: 🎶Anthony🎶
Monotone Dan: Dan
Phil: 🎶RAT🎶
RaaaaaT
can i just comment on the absolute hilarity of this premise. like. no matter what the other two videos in this collab end up being, they will be nowhere near as subtly shady, as funny, as inventive, or as casually drive-by vicious as this. holy fuck. the title of this video reveals phil's years of plotting and scheming, all culminating in this moment. i'm 20 seconds into the video and i've already decided this video is the pinnacle of youtube content
Anthony, Dan, or a Rat?
More like "Let's show Anthony all of Dan's cringey photos" 😂
AmazingMay you know so he doesn't think he's attractive anymore
hahah ikr
That's so trueee
It was revenge obvs
lol
*Someone give Phil his own game show !!!*
Karen Rodrigues Okay.
Phil would be especially qualified as he was on a game show once. Lol
someone give phil everything hes ever wanted and more
Karen Rodrigues yasss also how is your text in bold?!
Mel42rocks put stars (these *) in front of and behind whatever you're saying.
He's like
'I dyed my hair purple but I don't think anyone has pictures of that.'
HALF OF US DO
True-
"Shut up RAT"
(Dan and Phil games references anyone?)
eyo
Maple oak20031 Yee
Eyyyyyyyy
Yesss
Ayyyyyyyyyeee
what's the difference between all three
scientists can't tell
jk
Dan is the rat
they're trippleting
i thought it was going to be anthony dan or gerard way. i was wrong
Phil: Anthony, Dan or a Rat?
Me: Yes.
"No rats were harmed in the making of this video but Dan's self esteem was"
He has self esteem?
psa: dan still has a fringe, it's just curly and he still wears all black
michael mell I won't believe you unless u tell me that this is way too good for a school play
yup it's just curly danyul
Dan is still more emo than Phil
EchoLight33 BEMORECHILLL EEEE
In order from left to right, we see; Dani Snot Onfire, Phil Lester, and Anthony Padildo
Eliza Grace *fil leister
everything about this comment is wrong
Paper6122 it's not supposed to be right
this game is rigged you didn't have a rat guessing with them, a rat didn't have a sweet chance at victory
Stephanie Frank what do you mean Dan is participating in the game
^ i am yet to stop laughing at that comment
dead
"Audience: a bunch of rats" i love when phil calls us rats yes
He is our rat dad, we are his rat children
its great seeing dan wearing colourful clothes. he looks fantastic in red!
*me* what are you talking about??! He's wearing his normal black abyss of nothi- OHHH! 😂😂
hannah campbell yup x
XD THIS IS GREAT
What are yo-
oh...
Oh...
OH.....
OOOH....
that was my same reaction lmao
*Steadily waits for the jealous dan edits*
Mia Deakin What do you mean? This *is* a jealous Dan edit.
Yeah, like pjs lmao
ME
Mia Deakin SAME I AM READY FOR SOME JEALOUS DAN
too excited? too excited.
Same bruh
Phil👏🏻in👏🏻denim👏🏻
Jil Jester
Mason Bysy THATS WHAT I SAID
Mason Bysy 😭😭👏🏾😍💕 crying bc I was only watching Phil move in that denim like damn
Mason Bysy AMEN👏🏼TO👏🏼THAT
He looked SO GOOD in that jacket!
Six years later and this is still one of the best RUclips videos ever published
petition to give phil his own tv game show
curlyhairphillester That would be the best game show ever honestly
This NEEDS to happen
SIGN ME UP
curlyhairphillester IM IN
curlyhairphillester SIGNED BITCH
When did Phil get so good at editing? To think he can edit in two Dans into his video and talk to them! This world is truly bizarre.
mira boo he has his master's in editing i think
Sometimes when I close my eyes...
I can't see.
Sirena.M Rose woW
Sirena.M Rose Wow you're really talented
Sirena.M Rose SOMETIMES??
Sirena.M Rose *dude same omf are we related*
Sirena.M Rose really? Cause when i close my mouth
i shut the fluff up
The way Dan keeps looking at Phil. It kills me.
It kills us all.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is it only me or does Phil look reallllyyy good in a jean jacket....
you mean denim jacket
Danielle triggered Lol
Americans barley say the "t" in any word because we threw most of it in the Boston Harbor 8^)
Emilee Nedz omg
Emilee Nedz OMG YES
**lights self on fire** NOOO
Barley?
Omg
PHIL IS ENDANGERED PROTECT HIM
Jieah Maris Hilario yessssssss!
Jieah Maris Hilario what
Jieah Maris Hilario Oh THOUGHT IT SAID ENGAGED (or however It's spelled correctly) tHATS WHY I WAS SO CONFUSED AND WATCHED THE END AGAIN, SEARCHING FOR A RING..
but what about RobertIDK
+Saania Zafar True
one of my fave moments of this is 11:47 when anthony is worried about phil's laptop after dan slams the screen down again :(
Dan slammed it because he knows what will and won't break it those two share a tongue
Phil: I'm the last emo left!
Me: *thinks of the FOB lyric from Save Rock and Roll*
"How'd it get to be only me? Like I'm the last damn kid still kicking, who still believes"
Trashy Edits If I could save comments this is a comment I would save
Trashy Edits this is beautiful i cry
Trashy Edits hes acctually not the obly emo left. isnt johnnie guilbert an emo?!?!
OH NO, WHEREVER I GO, GO, TROUBLE SEEMS TO FOLLOW, I ONLY PLUGGED IN TO SAVE ROCK AND ROLL
👏👏👏👏👌👌👌
Can you believe that Phil is the oldest out of these 3
I just now realized that
I know he looks the youngest
chameleonofdoom I just realized that... Oh my...
chameleonofdoom LEAVE
chameleonofdoom he looks the youngest
Anthony looks like a hybrid between Dan and Brendon Urie
I can't unsee it
....now i know why i find him so hot
that's literally the best fucking compliment
Kayla Watomelon Yes he does 😂😂
Cassi gg12 no
"nothing phil makes is fun or consensual"
im sorry but tHE PLACES MY MIND WENT
Created by Phil Lester
Written by Phil Lester
Inspired by Rats
Directed by a Rat
Camera by Jameo Duncan
Guests : Rathony Padilla & Rat Howell
Audience : A bunch of Rats
NO RATS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS , BUT DAN'S SELF ESTEEM WAS...
A Phil Lester Production
THE END !
.
.
.
.
Congrats if you paused to read this ^_^
topangaisnotonfire ! Thank you, I would not have had the patients to pause and read all of that myself 😅
Who is jameo Duncan?
Katie May. Your welcome love ❤ This is so something Phil would right 😂 It took me like ten minutes :p
Phil Lester - comedic god
You are the backbone of the world. Thank you for commenting that
"That is a position I would be in frequently"
Dan: *looks at us*
Me: T H E F U C K