Top 10 Prison Life Myths SHATTERED by Ex Prisoner Larry Lawton | 223 |

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  • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
    @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +252

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    • @brianrigsby7900
      @brianrigsby7900 3 года назад +4

      Wish u had some of these types of vids without swearing. My niece and nephew would love u. But they’re 4 and 5so I don’t want them 2 pick up those types of words

    • @brianrigsby7900
      @brianrigsby7900 3 года назад +1

      Shank vs shiv?

    • @CyThirtyFive
      @CyThirtyFive 3 года назад +2

      I was literally talking about buying this shaver with my wife right before watching this video. Glad I could get my 20% off. #manscaped

    • @2st_duallist
      @2st_duallist 3 года назад +1

      hey larry, any plans on reviewing "american history x" ?

    • @T205-z2k
      @T205-z2k 3 года назад

      Wen the Franklin shi Cummin out ??

  • @lamardavisakald4438
    @lamardavisakald4438 3 года назад +1448

    Prison is definitely a tough place, it’s best to avoid it at all costs

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +340

      exactly.

    • @CptVein
      @CptVein 3 года назад +34

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief You two should do a collab! (If it isn't already planned!)

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 3 года назад +58

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief I don't think Lamar from gta avoids prison lol

    • @lowres96
      @lowres96 3 года назад +32

      Yee yee ass comment.

    • @VonGoldfinger
      @VonGoldfinger 3 года назад +5

      Out here aint no Christmas either.

  • @Shushkin
    @Shushkin 3 года назад +1076

    About the soap in the shower. There was this dude who did drop it once. He looked nervous as hell. The rest of us laughed, because we could see he believed that myth

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 3 года назад +54

      it's so dumb.
      1. everyone has a shank
      2. everyone's in a gang

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 3 года назад +13

      @@grantflippin7808 Ye I guess everybody did have a shank hidden between their buttcheeks 😆😆😆😆

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 3 года назад +3

      @@Shushkin ok, not right then, but when you turn a corner, and he's there and you're dead.

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 3 года назад +2

      @@grantflippin7808 For what?

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 3 года назад +1

      @@Shushkin raping?

  • @ThaDeny
    @ThaDeny 3 года назад +124

    My brother got testicular cancer last year, 25 years old. They removed it and there's no sign of cancer spread anymore, thank you for spreading awareness Larry, greetings from iceland love your content :)

    • @bradleyholdom9677
      @bradleyholdom9677 11 месяцев назад +7

      I was diagnosed with testicular cancer when I was 25 too (now 26). It's a pretty messed up thing to be told that young..

    • @ThaDeny
      @ThaDeny 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@bradleyholdom9677hey man, that’s awful to hear :( I hope it all works out for you! Stay strong brother

  • @Treehats1929
    @Treehats1929 3 года назад +295

    I was in jail for only 12 hours, and I knew it wasn’t a place for me. Hearing all of these stories are inspiring because you turned your life around. If you can do it, I can do it. Thank you Larry.

    • @gacalamajojo1
      @gacalamajojo1 3 года назад +6

      I was in jail for 21 days

    • @32degreesretarded62
      @32degreesretarded62 3 года назад +24

      4 days in county, here. 72 hrs in solitary because the nurse wasnt in to evaluate me before being sent to gen. Worst experience of my life. Didnt eat for 2 days, lights on 24 hrs a day, no book, pen and paper... nothing. No contact at all, not even an awareness of time. That was 2014, never again. Best part was I got sent cause my ex-wife lied about abuse.

    • @FA_Machina
      @FA_Machina 3 года назад +2

      What are you in for

    • @typrice2382
      @typrice2382 2 года назад +3

      Week in county....did everything since to stay out

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 года назад +4

      Maybe 10 days, but I was eventually cleared. I was treated fairly well, but I was in the Good Behavior unit. We wore blue. Mostly DUI and child support guys. I don't know how anyone handles it for longer. I have respect for that, especially for non violent offenses

  • @generalgk
    @generalgk 3 года назад +875

    Thank you Larry for spreading awareness of tesisckula cancer

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +249

      You bet. I was surprised to hear it's so prevalent in young guys. That's my demographic. Be safe and check guys!

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 3 года назад +6

      on a related note, this video gave my ears cancer
      sorry larry!

    • @sebastiantrejos6475
      @sebastiantrejos6475 3 года назад +29

      @@FunBoysGaming ?

    • @meatbleed
      @meatbleed 3 года назад +11

      @@FunBoysGaming ????

    • @angrymario8259
      @angrymario8259 3 года назад +5

      @@sebastiantrejos6475 The sound quality was quite bad

  • @CryptidWalks
    @CryptidWalks 3 года назад +41

    25 years as a correctional officer in California department of corrections, I don’t have any county jail experience, but this guy is pretty accurate.

  • @stephencoghlan6561
    @stephencoghlan6561 3 года назад +373

    We have our OG right here.
    Respect, Larry
    Only respect

  • @Gkitchens1
    @Gkitchens1 3 года назад +99

    I used to be a corrections officer, until I couldn't take the corruption anymore and the mistreatment of inmates being ignored and swept under the rug. Gotta say this is all 100% spot on. I worked in seg and we had to do daily cell shakedowns, obviously and I found very few shanks in my time. That told me that they were always on the inmate's person.

  • @trustworthy_fishYT
    @trustworthy_fishYT 3 года назад +784

    Can't believe how young Larry looks in this video. I was honestly shocked by how he looks.

  • @alansmithee183
    @alansmithee183 3 года назад +41

    Larry, you're a born storyteller and you have the gift and inclination to share your experiences with others. Hopefully, the wisdom you drop will help people stay out of prison altogether or at least help them stay safe if they do go in. Love the channel stay safe!

  • @Olivia-qm3kk
    @Olivia-qm3kk 3 года назад +238

    Can can we just talk about how amazing Larry looks in those glasses? Outshines the manscaped guy!

    • @noahcalebwoodland
      @noahcalebwoodland 3 года назад +5

      I know right! At first I thought they were like, Granny glasses. But they are perfect for him and really accentuates the good guy in him lol

    • @kalel_with_a_hyphen4812
      @kalel_with_a_hyphen4812 3 года назад +4

      havent seen a larry video for ages, first thing that came to me was his glasses

    • @eriksixx1226
      @eriksixx1226 3 года назад +2

      Oh Lord 🤣

    • @bonkers4226
      @bonkers4226 3 года назад

      I mean his head is pretty shiny...

  • @ImAHamsterDude
    @ImAHamsterDude 3 года назад +21

    You honestly remind me of my best friend's dad, he went to prison for some years and now he is just a normal every day person and I really respect him and you.

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 3 года назад +146

    Larry, I want to thank you for making these videos and stopping me from doing something illegal that would put me in jail if it's traced back to me and my associate. Making money fast is tempting, but watching your life go by stuck in a cage and putting your family through hell is not worth it. Thank you for telling everyone how bad prison life can be and it's best to stay on the right side of the law.

  • @MorningStarChrist
    @MorningStarChrist 3 года назад +32

    Someone finally had the balls to raise awareness for our balls.

  • @Brian-rg8ho
    @Brian-rg8ho 3 года назад +35

    RESPECT is huge in prison. I was 23 when i got off the bus and the thing that stood out the most that week, was the respect amongst inmates. What I've learn, was respect is yours to lose and if u address a situation as soon as it happens most of the time it goes no further.

  • @aipaloovik
    @aipaloovik 3 года назад +25

    I'm a former CO, but I was working a medium security state prison at our prison's intake, which is a barracks unit, and the respect thing is absolutely true, even from COs to inmates. You respect them, within reason of course, then you earn report from everyone who sees you giving respect.

  • @barackoballer4389
    @barackoballer4389 3 года назад +157

    Larry the most underrated channel on youtube right now

  • @bronzewand
    @bronzewand 3 года назад +173

    Making different races fight each other rather than group up and take over the prison sounds far too similar to society on the outside

    • @prschuster
      @prschuster 3 года назад +12

      We'd have a lot better society if that weren't the case.

    • @lucy9877
      @lucy9877 3 года назад

      Checkout:
      Prison Stories - Getting Shanked over a Subway Sandwich

    • @friendly-nemesis4754
      @friendly-nemesis4754 3 года назад +6

      Except that none of the custodial powers (in or out of prison) are forcing people to fight one another; tribal feuding has been a stain on our species since before there were prisons or governments, and continue regardless of who's in charge of them. And by the way, while I have no doubt the CO's don't want them to try it, the idea that the inmates could "join together and take over the prison" has no long term viability whatsoever; every time prisoners attempt that sort coup they either get beaten senseless by the guards, or get gassed and/or shot by state reinforcements, and the survivors are locked down by force. Like it or not, the state holds the power, and it is the holders of the reigns of power who define the parameters of the state. No civilian population has any chance of overwhelming their nation's military, and I can't think of a single actual-revolution in history that hasn't been utterly disastrous.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 3 года назад

      @@friendly-nemesis4754 the American revolution, the French Revolution, literally all of Japan’s history. Lmao you’re dumb

  • @joewas2225
    @joewas2225 3 года назад +103

    Finally someone puts humor in the sponsorship. That's rare.

    • @SalusFuturistics
      @SalusFuturistics 3 года назад +2

      Never seen serious Sponsorship

    • @joewas2225
      @joewas2225 3 года назад +1

      @@SalusFuturistics
      Everyone makes it dull & boring to the point I completely skip it. Sad I had to explain.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 3 года назад

      Comedian Tim Dillon does hilarious sponsor ads.

    • @MrRywee123
      @MrRywee123 3 года назад

      Internet Historian

  • @nousernamesworking
    @nousernamesworking 3 года назад +199

    Very interesting how you said guards wanted prisoners to fight each other and keep them divided because if everyone united together, taking over the prison would be easy
    Sounds like what politicians and corporations are doing to humanity.

    • @007nadineL
      @007nadineL 3 года назад +7

      Google: rainbow coalition
      .

    • @corgigirl305
      @corgigirl305 2 года назад +1

      That's a good point.

    • @josephtoscano7398
      @josephtoscano7398 2 года назад

      The tough pill to swallow for many is they do this by mixing up the races. Tgat is what he said. A unified racial group will have less conflict. Now maybe you understand why the border is wide open.

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 2 года назад

      Indeed. Politicians and people in power would be terrified if all people, black, white, hispanic, asian, left wing, center, right wing, gay, straight, etc, all came together. It would cripple their power over us. Half their job is to make sure we're divided, the only thing they really care about is THEM making money, and keeping their power. No matter how much bs they tell you, they care about their power first, and will tell you any bs to keep it. Corporations and politicians don't care about me or you at all. They can and will sell you out.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive Месяц назад

      ​​@@007nadineLMore like just a corporation playing any angle to seem "trust worthy" and using braindead identity politics as a means to keep screwing you, simple as.
      IDENTITY POLITCS = CORPOS/POLITICIANS WIN

  • @obsidionwolf9052
    @obsidionwolf9052 3 года назад +393

    I'll never forget these.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +135

      Good man

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 3 года назад +3

      Just don't get caught doing something that might land you in prison.

    • @karlaboi3896
      @karlaboi3896 3 года назад +7

      Try not to need them 😂

    • @aarni8360
      @aarni8360 3 года назад +1

      You dont need to, bc youll never go to prison, right? Right??

    • @Mr.Mayhem
      @Mr.Mayhem 3 года назад

      You won't have to remember them if you don't go to prison.

  • @zuriwagner5566
    @zuriwagner5566 2 года назад +8

    Love this channel. Never been to prison and I hope I never do, but it's always interesting to learn from an expert on anything, and Mr. Lawton is an expert. My biggest takeaway overall is a reminder of how important it is to treat the people around you with respect, anywhere you are in life. Will continue to watch and learn.

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 3 года назад +128

    I just laughed at a funny thought: “Is it true everyone in prison carries a shank? I’m gonna punch the biggest guy my first day!” Lmao

    • @timewave02012
      @timewave02012 3 года назад +2

      Good point. I hope no one believes both of those things.

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 3 года назад +17

      I always thought the myth that you should pick a fight with the biggest guy on the first day was dumb as hell and a great way to get your ass killed or put in a coma.
      Everyone knows that the proper way to assert dominance is to T-Pose.

    • @billtribble3873
      @billtribble3873 3 года назад

      if his lips are moving he
      is lying.nothing but a
      fool.i wonder who busted his cheeks on
      a regular basis.

    • @chivomota6892
      @chivomota6892 3 года назад +10

      @@billtribble3873 lol you good fam?

    • @rayramos8435
      @rayramos8435 3 года назад +3

      Most people do have some kind of weapon. Better to have and not use than need and not have.

  • @PenguinInguinLodge
    @PenguinInguinLodge Год назад +6

    I have had testicular cancer...twice. Its a rough one but Im still here.

  • @robertbayless1099
    @robertbayless1099 3 года назад +205

    You know what's funny is cyanide and happiness did a short where a guy beat the biggest dude in prison the other inmates beat that guy up and basically said what larry said "who the fuck you think you are?"

    • @damianrehbein3992
      @damianrehbein3992 3 года назад +53

      That guy beat up Big Hug Bill!
      The nicest Guy in the prison!

    • @pharkasj
      @pharkasj 3 года назад

      Won't you lose respect, if u get revenge with partners, or by cheap shot after u lost a 1v1 fight?

    • @ScubaDiverMan711
      @ScubaDiverMan711 3 года назад

      It’s because in that short clip he beat up a big teddy bear prisoner who is the nicest guy there

  • @asianricefarmerman
    @asianricefarmerman 3 года назад +4

    The only ads that I will watch in a video are from Larry. He just makes it, better

  • @lilchaos4792
    @lilchaos4792 3 года назад +84

    My wife's ex boyfriend passed away from testicular cancer sadly at the age of 27. So did another one of my friends Chris. Who died at 23.... rest in peace young men.

    • @ouijaclown
      @ouijaclown 3 года назад +6

      i’m so sorry for both of your losses, may their memories be a blessing

    • @lilchaos4792
      @lilchaos4792 3 года назад +3

      @@ouijaclown thank you..
      Rip Dylan and Chris

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 3 года назад +4

      They never guessed something is wrong? Normale you just get that ball clipped and maybe extra chemotherapy. Often not a "death sentence", at least in my homecountry.

    • @blanketyblank9827
      @blanketyblank9827 3 года назад +3

      @@yannick245 testicular cancer has one of the highest survival rates. 99% if it's localized

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 3 года назад +1

      @@blanketyblank9827 That's what I'm saying!

  • @michaeljulian4997
    @michaeljulian4997 3 года назад +8

    Thank you for sharing this. As a former CO, I get these questions all the time. I can also attest to the fact that prison is not a good place for ANYONE, including the COs. We used to call it doing time on the installment plan. Good luck to you. Glad you are out and away from that shit!

    • @williamalexander1863
      @williamalexander1863 3 года назад +2

      I'm a CO and I hate the job. Looking for something else to do for a living.

  • @Christer-jc5rk
    @Christer-jc5rk 3 года назад +193

    Larry should play “a way out”. Would be so funny and entertaining

    • @mateusz_0
      @mateusz_0 3 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @slonk420
      @slonk420 3 года назад +9

      I've been waiting for that one for so long...

    • @notthebayang408
      @notthebayang408 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @jonnichols9090
      @jonnichols9090 3 года назад +1

      I know this is kinda old but he should play with paulie

  • @dextinianwester2977
    @dextinianwester2977 3 года назад +12

    As a CO for three years, I can backup everything you said. 100% accurate on all accounts. I’ve personally never segregated offenders by race. That was left to the classification staff, but trust and believe me when I say this. Anybody that says custody staff control the prison is a fool. There were about 50 of us and 2000 offenders. Who really controls the prison. Lol.

  • @anti-totalitariangang5747
    @anti-totalitariangang5747 3 года назад +52

    18:01 that pretty much happened in Lucasville, Ohio in 1993. Prisoners took over the prison and the national guard had to get involved.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +28

      oh yeah - prison riots can be nasty

    • @jasonrhoads1270
      @jasonrhoads1270 3 года назад +6

      I remember that I'm from highland county it was all over the news for days I was like 10 still remember it

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 3 года назад +4

      Great 1 hour show about the 1993 Ohio prison riot on Netflix, can't remember the name right now, remember that the first thing that happened was 7 snitches got pulled out of their cells and beat to death by inmates with baseball bats

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 3 года назад +5

      One snitch was killed by having a metal pipe driven through how head. At least two were dismembered from what I've read. When the cops came in, they were wondering why the prisoners and taken sides of beef from the kitchen and hung them up in a cell blood. It wasn't beef, it was human torsos...

    • @anti-totalitariangang5747
      @anti-totalitariangang5747 3 года назад +3

      @@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 This sunday is the 28th year anniversary of when happened, it started on Easter Sunday and lasted for 11 days.

  • @40ounce58
    @40ounce58 3 года назад +11

    My brother did 25 years in a federal prison. He wouldn’t talk about the bad stuff he witnessed, he would always talk about the guys he hung with.

  • @chicocabalatungan8831
    @chicocabalatungan8831 3 года назад +50

    I'm a simple man.
    I see Larry upload. I like.

  • @JohnnyBrewer77271
    @JohnnyBrewer77271 3 года назад +11

    Larry. Great video. I did 7 years in Leavenworth. All of them were pretty uneventful. I just did my time and didn't get involved in the games. Best advice, you give respect and you get respect.

    • @codyg7789
      @codyg7789 6 месяцев назад

      Must have been after they made it an FCI. It was rocking as a USP. Everyone hit Florence and the end result was the 2008 riot.

    • @codyg7789
      @codyg7789 6 месяцев назад

      Not getting in the mix is good advice.

  • @bigboydaniels6609
    @bigboydaniels6609 3 года назад +129

    Imagine Larry being a prison myth in a hundred years with how amazing and crazy he is😂

  • @MrThabigred1
    @MrThabigred1 3 года назад +1

    Larry, I always come to listen to your videos when I'm feeling depressed, beat up by life, or hopeless. You are really an inspiration to people that no matter how jacked up your life gets you can turn it around. thank you for inspiring me to push forward every day, and some days I have o remind myself that no matter how jacked up my life is there are people who have got it worse.
    Thanks, Larry, Keep it up

  • @jeremypetro1084
    @jeremypetro1084 3 года назад +8

    When I lived in Phoenix from 92-96 and I truly felt safer because everybody had a gun. Nothing but love and respect from Brookfield Connecticut brother, keep up the amazing work!!!

  • @davebellingham1188
    @davebellingham1188 3 года назад +2

    I’m from the UK and only recently discovered Larry Lawton, really enjoy listening to his story’s,

  • @reecejulius9072
    @reecejulius9072 3 года назад +308

    Always remember, best way to survive prison is don’t do something that’ll get you there in the first place

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +95

      I always say that

    • @GABRIELADAWSON
      @GABRIELADAWSON 3 года назад +10

      Bullshit this system is SET UP to lock People Up look up Prison Industrial Complex that ought to Teach ya something...(CCA)CORRECTIONS CORPORATION OF AMERICA Get to know it and know it WELL!!!!.

    • @frosty__2877
      @frosty__2877 3 года назад +5

      @@GABRIELADAWSON You sound like a Gabriela

    • @anthonysvenforsic4760
      @anthonysvenforsic4760 3 года назад +6

      @@GABRIELADAWSON I’m 50 years old. I’ve yet to go to prison. I wonder how they missed me.

    • @GABRIELADAWSON
      @GABRIELADAWSON 3 года назад +10

      @@anthonysvenforsic4760 Well I wouldn’t be too hasty if I were you cause one day your time might come and you know the Elites don’t give a Flying Fuck about who gets Affected or Not...You’ve been Lucky so far but I’m just saying..

  • @NoOne-fo1di
    @NoOne-fo1di 11 месяцев назад

    Every time I see your channel pop up I get a little smile seeing how well your channel is doing. I remember like 2 or 3 years ago(probably longer) watching you channel with like 60-70k subs and thinking that it wouldn't be long until you were into the 7 digits. Keep it up man you've earned it.

  • @theglassmaster3140
    @theglassmaster3140 3 года назад +40

    I haven't seen all your videos but "How many different uses for toilet paper" was something that I found pretty cool while I was down. Lol

  • @gordonfreeman1624
    @gordonfreeman1624 3 года назад +3

    Thank you for the cancer psa Larry, my brother had it when he was young and nearly died. It's a very preventable cancer and the message is important to get out there.

  • @vigilmain9283
    @vigilmain9283 3 года назад +68

    You know it's a good time when you see him in your notifications

  • @DiamondGirl333
    @DiamondGirl333 3 года назад +10

    My 38-year-old son is in prison for Meth and gun possession, he got 10 years. As a mother, I feel like outside of serious illness or death of a child this is the worst thing that could happen. I feel like all the joy has been sucked away and replaced with anxiety, guilt, and grief. It just sucks so so bad!

    • @NishantGogna
      @NishantGogna 3 года назад +5

      I can’t imagine the feeling. I bet he’s thinking about you too!

    • @OldAussieAds
      @OldAussieAds 2 года назад +2

      If he was caught up with those things, he could have died. So while I'm sure it's of little comfort, you have to remember that 10 years in prison can just be a chapter in what could be a long and fruitful life. Hopefully he gets through the experience and is able to learn from it. All the best with your situation.

    • @michelleholt1479
      @michelleholt1479 3 месяца назад

      Cold*

  • @zacharycondon1098
    @zacharycondon1098 3 года назад +30

    Larry: all old timers have crazy. Also Larry: i was an old timer

  • @kennethmccullah4905
    @kennethmccullah4905 3 года назад +9

    I just discovered your channel 2 days ago and I have been binge watching. I'm amazed at your stories and experiences. I think it is incredible that you have taken such a negative part of your life and are using it for good and to help people. You seem like such a genuine good dude and I am so happy that you learned from your past and straightened your life out. I've heard stories my whole life because my father was unfortunately in prison in the 80s and served 5 years in the old Mansfield Prison. He is a great man, he had got busted for marijuana. I have heard horror stories from him and like you have said in past videos about how you can still hear screams, my dad says the same thing. He has said he can still hear the screams and cries of men getting shanked, raped or beaten. Anyway, I have nothing but love and respect for you Larry for what you're doing on this channel. God bless you Larry, stay safe and healthy. ✌

  • @tedsalt1312
    @tedsalt1312 3 года назад +16

    I will always go through life now thinking about the consequences of my actions thanks to Larry and what I’ve learnt about prison through his videos because it sounds like one of the worst places imaginable. Thanks Larry.

    • @ScootsMcPoot
      @ScootsMcPoot Год назад

      Honestly jails were worse. 500x more boring and commissary is shit. Only difference is the inmates aren't as psychotic. all the time that is

  • @rubend9391
    @rubend9391 3 года назад +89

    My first day i saw a guy get stabbed by a corkscrew like object, saw his guts spill out. The attackers friend shouted
    " thats the wrong guy " 🥴

    • @thebkstank2095
      @thebkstank2095 3 года назад +7

      😯

    • @steve166h
      @steve166h 3 года назад +8

      I know it's wrong but I can't stop laughing 🤣

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 3 года назад +6

      When you accidentally shank the wrong target.

    • @rubend9391
      @rubend9391 3 года назад +3

      @@TheAkrillion Yo...it was a corkscrew bu longer, thats when I realized, I could die here.

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 3 года назад +7

      @@rubend9391 Sounds about right. In my country, the previous government was corrupt, so a lot of people in prisons got subjected to literal torture, most notable cases being guards raping young prisoners with broom sticks. That's when I realized I'd rather just stay irrelevant and not go to prison.

  • @theviking2105
    @theviking2105 3 года назад +28

    I was having such a bad day but when larry post i smile 😊

  • @billsimons6658
    @billsimons6658 3 года назад +1

    I do appreciate honest and humble advice from someone that's been there done that.

  • @iitswaff2355
    @iitswaff2355 3 года назад +17

    ill never forget when i found your channel last year

  • @BillFEILHAUER-bu7go
    @BillFEILHAUER-bu7go 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks so much Larry for bringing up the testicular cancer. I had on removed, it didn't spread and at 69 still get a decent chubby. Guys listen to Larry regarding this subject. Believe me , a stiff rid is the last thing on your mind when you're told you have cancer. Fantastic job Larry, as always.

  • @mastle313
    @mastle313 3 года назад +6

    Here from Iran. Learned a lot and enjoyed a lot from this channel. Here to let Larry know his reach

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 года назад +1

      I heard y’all have some insane prisons , I know they don’t play because they hang gay people in public !!

    • @Entropy106
      @Entropy106 3 года назад

      Iran has evin prison where they put people in a white room, wearing white clothes, eating white rice, in a white plate. And u don’t see colors for several years and they go insane

  • @swarmbots9242
    @swarmbots9242 3 года назад +7

    Man I remember andrew. Regardless, it's great that you are doing what you are doing. Life after prison can be pretty bad, and i think it's great that you are doing public outreach in a form that can actually get thru to people. It's quite brilliant really and you should feel a lot of pride in what you do. Thank you.

  • @trajancaesar2662
    @trajancaesar2662 3 года назад +22

    Watching your videos for a few days now, and here's what I learned thus far.
    1.) A lot more people get away with things like drugs, beatings, and rapes in prison than I imagined. I always imagined prison as a really controlled environment with less of that going on than it appears does. I mostly thought this because of the constant surveilance you'd be under in that environment.
    2.) Guards seem to have an inconsistent level of discipline, and self-control. Which seems to prove the Stanford Prison Experiment correct.

  • @Lacyjones456
    @Lacyjones456 3 года назад

    You did a really good sponsorship for manscape... I’ve seen other people on RUclips do a portion of their video who sponsored manscape and it in no way even compares to yours. Manscape needs to definitely give you a lot of money 💰!
    Love your videos , I am sure that they have helped many people. You seem like a honestly good person. Wishing you continued success for the rest of your life.

  • @TwoGunToast
    @TwoGunToast 3 года назад +30

    I always thought the dropping the soap was more of a metaphorical story to be careful thing not that you'd literally be violated if you dropped it.

    • @anthonydesroches8897
      @anthonydesroches8897 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah he doesn't know about other prisons. U bend over in front of the booty bandit. Yeah your getting it😅😂. He says, booty is better then food. Look up the booty bandit on lock up raw. The guards feared this man of being raped😅😂

  • @kelbenblack1190
    @kelbenblack1190 3 года назад +1

    Everytime i listen to you talk about what happened at a certain year i think, what did i do at that time and it blows my mind every time. Love your stories Larry

  • @Hidfors
    @Hidfors 3 года назад +4

    Christmas 2019 I had one of my testicles removed due to cancer. Thanks for bringing some attention to it, I feel like you did it with a good balance of humor and seriousness :D
    It's not like a bad cancer, it's just scary. And then when you gotta talk about it, and everyone gets awkward because you use the word "testicle". xD

  • @BeeHash
    @BeeHash 2 года назад +2

    i saw this guys channel on youtube for a long time. glad i finally clicked. he’s great.

  • @albinsoderberg1352
    @albinsoderberg1352 3 года назад +8

    You're really inspiring with your story! Thanks a lot for sharing, it will sure help a lot of people

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +5

      thanks. I hope it helps people avoid trouble and make good decisions.

  • @lollydolly1948
    @lollydolly1948 3 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @themightybeercules1729
    @themightybeercules1729 3 года назад +6

    A day with a Larry Lawton video is automatically great. Love your videos. Keep up the great work and stay safe out there

  • @JohnGreen-y3w
    @JohnGreen-y3w 19 дней назад

    Thank you so much Larry…every one of these videos is gold!

  • @Tostilocos.
    @Tostilocos. 3 года назад +7

    Only Larry can make a sponsored ad entertaining

  • @sleevelessace7920
    @sleevelessace7920 3 года назад

    Thanks for spreading awareness on testicular cancer Lar, I’m 24 n never thought of it that way I’m gonna start checking myself monthly , much love brother

  • @ragnarsnorri4083
    @ragnarsnorri4083 3 года назад +55

    Can you make a video about the gangs in prisons like the aryan brotherhood and the blood or crip. Love your videos btw

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +19

      Thanks, I will look into that

    • @calebsmith462
      @calebsmith462 3 года назад +4

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief I would also be interested in this.

    • @robertrodriguez787
      @robertrodriguez787 3 года назад +2

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Can you do a video on how the pedophiles are treated in Prison

    • @egregiousqueef7781
      @egregiousqueef7781 3 года назад

      @@robertrodriguez787 Read about Coalinga SH in Cali, it's essentially a max sec "pedophile prison"

    • @codyg7789
      @codyg7789 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@LarryLawtonJewelThiefI'd talk shop with you. Aryan Ciricle, been at USP Florence, Lewisburg and them McCreary after I pissed off Grand Prairie for refusing to do security work at Lewisburg. Spent time at the fucking SMU there. Been out since 2010. Usually don't watch your video because it sets off my PTSD (it's real, no one cares about it though). Fuck, where we at Lewisburg USP at the same time? ... 2009ish? I used to get leftover oil paint from Leonard Pelieter.

  • @jamesallison3934
    @jamesallison3934 3 года назад +2

    Your videos are all the perfect length for my commutes to and from work, along with being great content. Keep it up man!

  • @grootnoot7146
    @grootnoot7146 3 года назад +10

    Oh my god those shanks look messed up. That looks terrifying

  • @guest273
    @guest273 3 года назад +2

    16:12 Larry's Windows notification sound trolled me so hard! :D I was checking my computer like: "Sigh, another Windows update? What now?"

  • @mariovultaggio8198
    @mariovultaggio8198 3 года назад +88

    I would never just dropped the soap and stick my ass out 😂😂😂👍🏻

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  3 года назад +31

      Good idea

    • @jayremie5705
      @jayremie5705 3 года назад +4

      Nope, definitely bend at the knees.

    • @Nighthawk-vk8xn
      @Nighthawk-vk8xn 3 года назад +6

      Learn to pick stuff up with your feet😂😂

    • @LadyMaria_AstralClocktower
      @LadyMaria_AstralClocktower 3 года назад +9

      Instagram thots be like

    • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
      @DarkEagle-vx9hd 3 года назад +2

      How bout just end your shower and leave it on the floor? I think I'd prefer to miss cleaning a few of my body parts than experience a surprise backdoor visit!

  • @Vhladd1
    @Vhladd1 3 года назад +2

    I had a friend in prison drop his soap in the shower, he said "dammit" and bent down and picked it up. As soon as he stood up, he intentionally dropped it and said "Oh, not again....". We were all laughing so hard

  • @randyhubbard7051
    @randyhubbard7051 3 года назад +8

    Growing up I was book smart, but I've learned so much listening to ex-cons, and old soldiers about real life. Keep up the great work.

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 5 месяцев назад

      I'd say ex-cons got the most to teach.

  • @kd6752
    @kd6752 2 года назад +2

    Hi Larry, I like listening to your stories! I don't think I'll ever find myself in prison, but I have learned so much from you. Thank you!

    • @Puzzoozoo
      @Puzzoozoo Год назад +1

      Same, information like this is nice to file away, just-in-case.

  • @margaretroe4736
    @margaretroe4736 3 года назад +3

    Love ur channel Larry. So interesting. Listening to you reminds me to make my best choices daily. Stay safe, from Australia 🇦🇺 🙋🏻‍♀️👍

  • @starwarsraul13
    @starwarsraul13 3 года назад +2

    Hey Larry, I just wanted to thank you for your awesome content. I had covid back in january till february and while quarantined for nearly a month I would watch your videos religiously. Which truly helped me during those rough times and truly thankful for you. Love the humor and cool videos! I try my hardest to be good and not go to prison... wasn't able to see my gal for a month and it felt like hell. I don't wanna know what it's like to go to prison.. Love ya lots Larry! Ray from Miami.

  • @JKVisFX
    @JKVisFX 3 года назад +4

    Good video, dude. Thankfully, I don't lead any kind of life that puts me at odds with the law or puts me at risk of going to prison. It's good to see a former inmate who appears to have put their life together and gotten on a better path. Congrats on that.

  • @4_the_health_of_it
    @4_the_health_of_it 3 года назад +2

    Preface to a few related questions: for years (even before this pandemic), I had told my students the worst place to be in a pandemic is points of travel (airports, airlines, ships, etc) and institutions (schools, day care centers, long term care and of course prisons). Aside from this pandemic, does the system vaccinate prisoners on processing into the system? Do they provide annual flu vaccines and how does the prison system deal with infectious outbreaks.

  • @crimson90
    @crimson90 3 года назад +6

    We need a sequel! Ten more myths!

  • @gennyv6189
    @gennyv6189 3 года назад

    You pulled up in my feed yesterday and I’ve been binge watching since.

  • @jy_vision2804
    @jy_vision2804 3 года назад +4

    Larry should do a compilation of all his sponsorship videos, I would watch all of them again without skipping. Those stuff are better than 85% of other RUclips videos.

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 3 года назад +2

    Spent 6-1/2 years as a guard and I can say that last part is accurate, when COVID hit the detainees started rioting and as a last resort they had a round the clock Cert team ready with riot shields and gear, the pepper spray and the pepper (spray) grenade launcher in the hallway ready to run into any dorm at any time it was crazy, and when the worst dorms went, I got orders to lock myself in the bathroom as a last resort since I was alone and no backup could be sent

  • @ORIGINALFBI
    @ORIGINALFBI 3 года назад +8

    "That guy is 3 times your size! Think Mark! He'll crush your bones into dust!"

  • @scoobysmith2400
    @scoobysmith2400 3 месяца назад

    Love your channel man, I was facing 37 years In 2020 your videos got me through a lot thank you

  • @exuberant420
    @exuberant420 3 года назад +11

    Thus guy is the cool uncle or grandpa that everyone wants

  • @kevintazzashcraft6546
    @kevintazzashcraft6546 2 года назад

    Hey Larry I appreciate you touching on that on that cancer I'm fighting stage 4 melanoma cancer been given like six to nine months to live but I'm fighting it so keep up the good work man loving your shows

  • @dannigro8794
    @dannigro8794 3 года назад +5

    Honestly that manscape in the beginning had me dying when Larry took his shirt off

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 3 года назад

    I don't know what made me click on this, but you reeled me right in, man. I think I could listen to you talking about almost anything on earth--I learned about tessiscula cancer, man-grooming, prison psychology, human nature, and somehow felt really 'edified' by this.
    My friends are not going to understand when I share this on FB, but given where I'm from (New Orleans), I suspect this could be useful information to more people than I expect.
    You are awesome. :)

  • @jacksonbear1
    @jacksonbear1 3 года назад +6

    I love your analysis Larry and your ads are hilarious

  • @varisrevolver4061
    @varisrevolver4061 3 года назад

    I randomly came across this video. Some other videos was recommended just only now watching. I've learnt new facts and I thank you

  • @maximillianosaben
    @maximillianosaben 3 года назад +5

    Thank you for making these videos, sir.

  • @oswaldomayberry9260
    @oswaldomayberry9260 Год назад

    Never been to prison and hope to never go but you’re the best prison content creator out there man. Thanks for all you do.

  • @delstanley1349
    @delstanley1349 3 года назад +9

    13:27 Reminds me of the Morgan Freeman character in Stephen King's "The Shawshank Redemption."

  • @saltyarmy6386
    @saltyarmy6386 3 года назад +2

    One of the best people I ever met in my life was the "old man with advice". He could get on your nerves complaining and nagging about being locked up lol. But he was smart as hell and on top of that, he was hilarious! I could LISTEN to that dude talk all day and not say a word.

  • @carlagilfillan4568
    @carlagilfillan4568 3 года назад +6

    Love the videos Larry! Keep it up :)

  • @elysiumsnakefarm1185
    @elysiumsnakefarm1185 3 года назад

    Omg, Larry 🤣 BEST AD EVER. Thank you for supporting and advocating for men's health! Its a topic that needs to be talked about, especially with how bad things are in our prison systems. The assaults need to stop, the system needs more levels to truly protect and rehabilitate when possible.

  • @troyv8302
    @troyv8302 3 года назад +3

    I'm so happy the hit the big guy thing wasn't true. I'm 6'4" and at the time was 280 lbs .That was back when I had to spend a few times to Cook County jail (had a drinking and drug problem for a few decades, have been clean and sober for over 15 years now though). I was almost always the biggest guy in the cell block and every time I had to go in, everyone would call me big show after the wrestler. So glad nobody came up and just hit me because I was big...that would have ruined my experience at the hotel California haha. New sub here as I've been enjoying your content, Thanks!

  • @Average_CoD_Clips
    @Average_CoD_Clips 2 года назад +1

    Eating ramen and watching videos about prison life has been my mood recently.

  • @chriscarrillo8230
    @chriscarrillo8230 3 года назад +10

    Huntsville prison in Huntsville Tx has their unclaimed cemetery about a block away. I was on the other side for 10 years as a Correctional Officer so I get a lot what you’re saying. Great job telling it how it is.