I LISTENED to BOYFRIEND ASMR for the FIRST TIME and…i’m traumatized
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- i literally had no idea what to expect and well...😳 ummmmm
to say the least...I'M TRAUMATIZED!!! BEEEEEEECH WTF LIKE YALL I CANT
someone gave me an idea tho...what if i had my actual boyfriend record him talking to me kinda like "my boyfriend made arms for me to listen to" or something like that. idk would be good i think!?
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THE FACT THAT WE HAD TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO IT TOO MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
Ik. I was not ready. I feel thoroughly violated.
I LISTEN RP ASMR BY CHOICE
@@imgliitterheart790 Miss Ma'am..
@@lucywilliams3459 what its true not like th ones in this vid but yea
IKR
I cant stop laughing literally. He’s The ONLY one that makes my day.
Ikr ❤
True
Yeeeeessssss his videos are the best!! He just has a way of making anyone's day better. We love you Derek!! ❤️
U should try watching Eric gutoski
Sameee😂😂
when i first listened to boyfriend asmr i was laughing the entire time
FRFR
Ngl why do they make these 😅
@@axc1x fr😭
@@Kiki-xs1iw do they make these cuz they SINGLE LIKE US?? 😨😰😱
@@axc1x I think 😭😭
This man needs to watch more he’s so funny 😭😭
So true 😂
Fr 😭
This guy has such good humor 😂✨
frr
Fr 🤭🤭
I do this in my free time and I’m so happy to see someone else get as traumatised as I get 😂
FELT
same!! i just make fun of them
if i was emotionless and depressed you still would be able to make me laugh lol
edit: thanks for the likes!!
Same!
@💟CatCake💟 lol ik i couldn't come up with anything else
@💟CatCake💟 we love a cat cake
@💟CatCake💟 CATCAKEEE
Same
I'm watching this at 12 am with my sister and grandma sleeping next to me trying not to laugh. 😂
lol
HELP I LISTEN TO BF ASMR EVERY NIGHT 💀
Edit: guys I have a girlfriend now PLEASE get off of my ass 😞
ME TOO💀😭
@@Stayslayed02 IM LISTENING RN
@@Mayarmageddon LOL ME TOO😭😭😭
same 😭
NOT THE NIGHTLY RITUALS 😭😭
YOU NEEDD TO MAKE ANOTHER PART!! Your reactions are the best
as for someone who is obsessed with m4f/boyfriend asmr ur reaction was hilarious
i laughed so hard
You’re absolutely hilarious Derk. Your reactions are priceless. And your new camera doesn’t change your immense beauty one iota ❤️
The only channel I can watch for 50+ hours. You, your videos, and your tiktoks make my day keep up the great work!!
I nearly choked on my food. You made me laugh so much 😂😂
😂😂
Sitting here knowing that i listen to his asmrs just so i can try to get inspo for i don't know what...i feel so ashamed i wanna cry 😭😭😭😭
are you into it tho
His face reactions the entire time 😭💀
the way I CACKLED at 10:43 lmao
HES JUST LIKE: NOPE WE’RE DONE
10:07 the stare of the cat on your hoodie 😂
YSF… that’s all I have to contribute. Also I sometimes cringe watching bf ASMR’s but I look past that cus a good majority is just wholesome or kind of like ur just having a conversation or like ur friend is filling u in on tea so it’s not that weird- also I just finished watching it and I legit could not breathe he is so funny I want him to do a part 2
2:51 its giving the “have u ever had a dream” meme 😂😂😂😂👹👹🤡
9:57 THIS PART HAD ME BAWLING LFAOO
7:55 OMG HELPPPPP
HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY 💀💀💀💀 8:43 THIS IS THE BEST PART 💀💀
I NEED A PT 2 OF THIS I'M WHEEZING
Professor cal! Me personally, I really like his audios. This whole video was truly entertaining in a positive way!
I love making fun of those kinds of asmr, it's so funny to think of like "hm, what should I do alone in my room today for the internet?"
4:03 bro- IM DYING 💀🖐️
1:36 this made me laugh so hard
Hey Besties (●’◡’●)ﾉ ❤
Derk should write his own wattpad story and read other people's stories for a video 😭😭
this would be so funny 😭
8:10 got me💀
Girly, you got find the good shit-
(This is funny asf as a person that has an attachment to audios to the point that it’s an addiction-)
Same..
I love this. The faces he is making while listening to it😂love your content
3:15
"I pretend to be in a relationship with Tom Hardy"
😂Lmao Eddie?
OMFG I WATCHED THIS B4 BED AND I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD MY MOM CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A FRYING PAN AT ME CUZ SHE THOUGHT I WAS A DEAMON💀😭
Traumatized! I love these ASMR can’t sleep without them.. but your reaction 😂😂 I’m dead! I need more!
Plus I need the video you listed to 😂
4:48 HOLY FUCK
MY DUMBASS THOUGHT THIS WAS MISA FROM DEATHNOTE
HEYYY BESTIES! 💅 edit: MUM I'M ✨FaMoUs✨ seriously guys tho tysm from 26 likes lol!
Edit 2: oml guys ✨StAwP✨ my notifications-
HEYYYY💅💅💅💅
HeY GiRl😌
hey bestiiiiiiiie ❤💅🤪
Hey bestayy🥵
Hi girle🤪💅
your the only RUclipsr that makes me laugh every sing time I watch your vids btw your jokes are actually insanely funny
PROFESSOR CAL HAS MY HEART IDECCC
This dude ALWAYS makes my day.
9:24 I laughed so hard I had to pause the video for a while!
WHY DO WE BOTH SHARE A SENSE OF HUMOR
“It sounds so juicy I don’t like that” exactly like bro what are the creators of these audios making out with? 💀
i personally giggled at this even tho he insulted me for listening to these types of asmrs ^^
The start and smile was my favorite and Derek you edit so amazing and I love your new camera Derek 1:36 and I loved the music when he was running with the camera and Derek you make my day
9:20 was so funny lmao
His poor parents, what if they look at his history😭
But anyways love you, you’re my favourite RUclips! ❤
Crying rn I want a boyfriend asmr where Derk just replies every 5 seconds 🤭😭😭😭
His faces is hilarious 😂 he listens to something and then his face goes 😦 his videos are literally so funny and perfect
I JUST LOVE HOW HE MAKES FUNNY VIDEOS LIKE 😭 IT ALWAYS MAKES MY DAY BETTER!!😭‼️‼️
WET LIPS EWW….witch lips are we talking abt 😭 6:44 😂
9:37 the face had me😂
Please do wattpad stories PLEASEE or more Boyfriend ASMR hehehe
you always look good and make me laugh whenever I watch you
The minute I saw that it was Cal, I was like,
Oh dear lord, you are in for one heck of a ride-
Literally and figuratively-
Samee
5:56 EXACTLY.
he already started watching it😏👍
Bro 10:02 got me laughing so hard rn💀😂
Im literally laughing my ass off 🤣 😭
“Im gonna slide it in now.”
I👏WILL👏BE👏LEAVING👏
The scream when the kiss happened 💀
This is literally the perfect (kina annoying but in a good way) best friend we all want, you are so funny and entertaining❤ thank you for making everyone’s day👹💅
You make me laugh so much and this made my day so much better!❤
3:27 pov my sister has road rage when im in the car lol
I love the energy and the vibe of him😁
“Which lips are we talking about?” HAD ME ON THE FLOOR🤣
He's the definition of ✨️ unbothered queen ✨️
gal im not saying i have a crush on but ur bf is so lucky u would be such a good freaking bf like when u were doing what u thought (which is true) a bf is like i was like BRO I NEED A BF LIKE THAT THE HELLLL
I listen to asmr every night and sometimes I react exactly like how you did or sometimes I’m just dying of laughter because of what I am listening to 💀😭😂
"I look like dory" *music* HAD ME DYING
SAME 😂
Omg you should listen to one by YSF… don’t ask why I know- they get super SpIcY 💀🔫 it’s very fun watching your reactions and makes my day while lot better!❤️ take care, and don’t listen to too much or you will find yourself listening to these at 6:09 in the morning.
nooo he’s a bad person😬😬, “we” no longer support him
@@jala2222 why is he bad? My bestie listens to him- 💀
“I have short-term m-m-m-memory loss 🥺🥺” I’m dead 💀
I love your vids you are so good at editing and so funny!
🤗
i was crying over a guy and watching you made my day better 😵
8:03 I CANT STOP LAUGHIVN 💀
you're officially my happy pill :)
Bro the way he stared at me in the beginning I thought I was in trouble. 😅
IT'S CAL!!!
6:40 HIS FACEEE💀💀💀
4:56
why does it show already watched a bit..?? 😭😭
I can’t 😭😭 you make my day!! Your hilarious!! Your reactions and when he said the uhm 💀 YKNOW part when you paused I COULD NOT CONTROL MY LAUGHTER the last part had me rolling too 😭😭
Me: searching up boyfriend asmr
Also me: WTF IS THIS BRO I WAS JUST HERE FOR MY DAILY BOYFRIEND ASMR
Aside from the jokes it was funny watching him listen to boyfriend asmr.
Well if it doesn’t work out w him, I’m here for you babe! ❤️
This made me laugh so hard
I absolutely loved your reaction 😂
my asexual self cannot even comprehend what is happening in that “”ASMR””
like i am so grossed out 👀
I listen to girlfriend audios, but watching people listening to boyfriend audios makes me laugh my ass off 💀💀
OMG GIRL the video QUALITYYYYYYYY. PERIOD!
I CANT STOP LAUGHING Lol
"You know what happens in the night?... ✨nAuGhTiNeSs✨"
Me laughing the whole video 💀 💀 💀
0:56 IM SORRY BUT DID YALL HEAR THAT MOAN OR JUST ME CAUSE BITCH THAT WAS LOUD AND I HAVE HEADPHONES ON (rip my ears... 😢
“ CaN yOu HolD mY fAcE “ HAD ME DEAD 😭😭😭😂😂😂🫢
I love you lmao, and also you look great the quality is a lot betterrrr.... Like slay mamas
I also have a question
How many slurpees do you get in a week?? I have a concering amount a week.... So I wanna know how many you have a week and see who is more of a Slurpee queen lol
Byeeee
Thanks for praying derk. Love your videos!
LOVE YOUR REACTION ❤
OMG I NEED A PART 2 THIS IS HAPPINESS
The first 5 seconds were immaculent.
Omg I was trying to eat and couldn’t kept on laughing now my stomach hurts 😭
Me like being single is like damn and have never seen or heard boyfriend ASMR until I watched this video for the first time, also I’m supposed to be in bed but watching this instead and he making me laugh so hard I am nearly dying from holding my laugh. And it’s like 12:20am and I’m watching this such a good idea.
Nice video keep up the good work!!! But like we NEED a part 2 Ur really hilarious, anyways ily 💓
We need more lol thanks for the laughs Derek