listening to boyfriend ASMR again...but this time it's GAY lol 😵💫
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- so in my last video of listening to boyfriend asmr everyone was telling me i needed to listen to the gay version of it...and tbh i don't think its better lol
still traumatized 😅
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The ‘pig’ squeal I can’t 😂😂😂😂
The second one tho fr😭😭
SHIT GOT ME DYING LMAOAWOSD
Frrrr
The second one tho 😂😂😂😂
Me too 😂😂😂😂
Who thinks we should get a boyfriend reveal
👇
It's king asmr
Me
Meee❤
Ofc me
IKR?! i wanna meet him so bad!!!!
YOUR HUMOUR IS AMAZING 😭
I loved the hello old man do you want a jolly rancher
Frl😅
ikr i laughed so hard at the beginning 😭💀
Derek is literally the funniest person I know and I swear he kills me everytime 😂I still love him tho!!❤
Derek*
@@serenaidk9459 fixed lol thank you
Omg omg omg Derek knows I exist AHHAHHAAHH🫢🫢
It’s derk?
@@Notmaddiexmad it’s derek-
Bc derk is just short for it
Derek always makes me smile🫶 I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN HE GOT DORK AND DOG MIXED UP😭😭😭😭😭
I CANT STOP LAUGHING DEREK YOU MAKE MY DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
As someone who listens to these audios its so funny seeing other peoples raw reactions 😭
💀 btw this was so funny i swear i have listened to these audios but it was 10x more funny seeing
you react to it 😭
frrr
Side eye
@@HKBH736 bombastic side eye😟
He was calling you a cute dork his accent messed it up LMFAO🤣🤚
Edit:OMG DERKSLURP REPLIED TO MY COMMENT JUST TO LET YOU KNOW IM S BIG FAN OF YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS ❤️✨
oh no really?!!! 💀😭
honestly now i’m laughing for the reason i heard it wrong 💀🤣
they talk so quiet in asmr I can’t hear even with the volume all the way up
@@derkslurp lol
@@derkslurp fr they be whisperin quiet asf
“Squeal like a damn pig”- I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😭
“now I’m pissing my pants for a different reason” derek - 2023
The first one got me HOOKED
Staying to listen while I do homework lol 😂
Ur the best Derek (I hope I spelled ur name right🥲🥲) ❤️
you spellep
"And you're quite the grip" got me rolling 💀💀
FOR HIS FIRST TIME HE LISTENED TO KINGASMR😭✋🏽
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER OMG- THIS WAS AMAZING
FRL OMG😭😭
It's so fun to watch 😁
Ikr
he’s isss
Love you Derek! I don’t know how that guy could record that without busting out laughing.
You are looking fabulous as always! ❤️
I never thought I’d be laughing watching asmr but I always laugh every single video he posts
“if you don’t drive a truck then you’re not hot” meanwhile derek is driving home in a car 💀
His reaction is the best....I swear I was rolling the whole time
I stumbled across this channel and I was trying so hard not to laugh. This is the kind of energy I needed tonight and now I have subscribed. Thank you for the laughter!
8:18 "Why am i playing into this?" lmaooooo thank you for making my day
Btw, your my favourite yt and tiktoker ever, because your the funniest guy I’ve ever watched ❤
4:32 oh hell naw look at the last one💀
NAH 💀💀💀💀
please do more of these hahaha your reactions are the best 😭
Derek never disappoints me😅
The way he said I’m going to slide it in 👁️🫦👁️
I’m seriously hoping your bf treats you better and with more sincerity thank the creepy man in the ASMR 🤣❤️
THIS IS SO FUNNY BRO 😭😭😭💖
The video was to funny I couldn’t stop laughing until the video was finished also don’t mind me I was using the bathroom while watching this video LMFAO 😂
I REMEBER LISTENING TO AN ASMR I WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO BY MY FRIEND AND HE SAID ‘submissive and breed-able’ IN THAT VID TOO
😂🥲
YOU NEED TO DO ANOTHER ONE. your videos are so funny
Pls make more boyfriend asmr
Girlll I decided to watch this on my bus ride to school and everyone be staring because I’m laughing 😂😂🤣 I’m trying so hard not to thoooo
Venti’s significant other approves!
“pepper,”
IM ASCENDING
Keep up the good work derek!
when i tell u i did not stop laughing for even a second 😭
Literally watching this at one AM and cant stop laughing💀
LMFOAOAOAOAOOA IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGG THIS WHOLE VIDEO IS SO FUNNY
I love this guy cause he makes me laugh so much
10:28 BALESHDE IS WHAT I HEARD FROM THE SOUND😂😂😂😂😂😂
i live right next to you and i’ve seen you at mcdonald’s before- but your so funny lol u never disappoint me
You’re a naughty,kinky,hilariously funny and adorable boy,Derek. I love you from Brazil.
oh...
im scared
@@clairepatrick5672 I don’t bite,Claire. I’m just saying what I feel about Derek’s videos which I really love btw!!! I’m a big fan of his.
@@ilovemusicandcuddlinglmao5755 If I offended someone here,it was not my intention. I’m sorry,dudes.
nice
I love your videos and your personality ❤
Omg you have to listen to ysf because he is one of my favorite asmr maker's.
omg next sleepover me and my bf should to this :0
"daddy m- OH HELL NO"
All the editing always gets me. I’m laughing at 1am because the way he edits his videos is freaking hilarious. Also just his humor got me rolling on the floor 😂😂❤
Bro you make me want to break down on the floor and laugh as hard as I can until I can’t laugh no more 😂😂
I always got to watch Derek after school bro like love this man's humor lmaoo
I'm even more scared then last time
^^I swear he makes me crack up so much 😂^^
You are so amazing ❤️
My whole childhood is ruined 😭😭
I fucking love the reactions
💗💗This is the funniest sh!t I’ve seen in a while 💀💀
Derek never dissapoints me
I love you derkkk !!!🤭🤭
4:48 made me laugh so hard 😭😭
"Daddy milke-" HELLO TF ARE YOU ON ABOUT!? (I am traumatised)
I was so cringed out but ya it’s just funny-
DUDE GOT ME WHEEZING I TRY SO HARD IT NOT WAKE FAM BECASUE I LAUGH SO EASILY
U FINALLY POSTEDDDDD
“DADDY MILKERS”
I FUCKING CANT IM WHEEZING
“😃 heLlO olD mAN… woUld yoU lIKe a jOLlY ranChER?🤭”
you made me laught so hard that my parents went “what arr you laughting at?” i was like “umm nothing😃”
The face when he said “I think I’m gonna have to buy you a wheelchair” had me dying of laughter so hard my headphones came off my head😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
Derek just knows how to make me laugh 😂😭
This dude new fails to make me laugh like I ever single video I have to laugh atleast 5 times 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
❤ You're literally so amazing, you make me laugh every time I watch your video, and you said only hot people drives trucks ck, so what are you? Can you don't have a truck😂
Your literally my fav RUclipsr I watch you all time! Even in school when I'm in studyhall lol love youuuuu!! ♥️♥️♥️
I LAUGHED TO HARD I SLURP MY SODA SO HARD
We must protect this guy from cringe cuz he sacrificed his eyes and he’s faith in humanity
👇 😔
" Jollyranchers are so good"
"😂Bodobodobld"
Apparently I'm a dumb bi-
-tch
~. : )
THE ‘DOG` BRO😭 THATS CRAZY😭
“Hello old man do u want a jolly rancher “
Omg pls make a part two ur reaction is so funny, your amazing
I would love to see your reaction to Role-playing ASMR 😂 your comments and editing make my day ❤❤❤❤
10:01 that flippen sound effect caught me so off guard 😝🤣👅
HELP I WAS JUST GIGGLING SO HARD AND MY PARENTS LOOKED AT ME LIKE “what the hell?”
derk saying if you don't have a truck your not hot and him not literary not having a truck😅
“hello old man. do u want a jolly rancher” got my on the floor laughing🤣🤣
Bro I can breathe I laughed so much 😂😂😂
Girlie the thumbnail omg 💀
STOP THE PIG SQEALS 😂😂😂
NOT THE DADDY MILKERS BAHAHAHHAHAA
I love it how he has my same reaction to boyfriend asmr 😭
The gayness is real 🌈✨
Gurl he was calling you a doll like when people say would you be a doll and get this for me
Omg I'm dying.. he so damn funny
i always laugh when i watch your videos!they make my day.❤️
I haven't seen you since 2021/2020 OML😭🙏
Dog did he just call me a dog
Me NO DORK
Bro his face when he said m4m 🤣 had me crying 😂😂😂😂 you are such a funny youtuber!! 😂
YOU GOT ME LAUGHING😭😭
nooooo he called you a dork not a dog 😭😂
He called him a dork not a dog😂🤣 lmao!
I SWEAR HE SAID DOG.. 😭
He's calling you a dork 😂
Derek is so funny when I’m feeling sad I always watch him💜❤️🤍🔥🤪
“Why is he calling me a dog?”
*him calling him a dork”
I was literally screaming inside when I was watching this and not the happy screams I mean the screams of fear😨
no bc its 12:30am and everyone is asleep and i fucking burst out laughing im dead in the morning omfg
I’m sending this to my gay friend rn