it hurts me to see he is actually sad, but he is still charming and funny and makes my sadness go away honestly i love him so much and i hope somebody is gonna make him as happy as he makes me while i watch his videos
@@derkslurp omg hi I love your videos so much u help me through the crap I'm going through right now you know DaDy iSsUeS right ty so much for helping me out I hope you notice me and I love you and your vids so much have a great dayy🥺🥺❤❤❤🦕
I totally wanna buy that merch, ur honestly just such a mood. Edit: I forgot I had my comment replies turned off and...I came back to watch the video again because I needed a laugh and I see how overrated this comment got 😂💀 Thanks!
Derek: “ since when am I allowed to leave the house in the middle of the night” His dad:” since u became an adult” Derek again: it’s never been like that😂😂😂😂
Derk’s videos make my day when I’m sad because he’s such a funny and relatable person like,he’s one of the things I look forward to when I watch his videos. I love you Derk,you make my day every day ♥️♥️
I’ve watched this like 300 times but it’s so funny when he puts the manikin head in his hoodie then he says “wow that looks just like me it’s white” like I can’t 😂😂😂✨✨✨
So um I know this is a dumb question but are they acrylics or not? Lol Edit: ok I just investigated and I'm pretty sure that they are acrylics so um yeah ✨✨
Me in the dark and it's 4:04 : I'm chill In the dark I hear a sound I'm like ok time to take your last words bc im not gonna be the one calling 911 for me :> hehe
Derk: I feel like normal children do this Me: we never do that *my sister and I who are both teenagers* then me thinking we should since she is a senior
Derk: sneaking out of his parents house Parents: AsLeEp doesn't NoTiCe larray: barges into derk house and realizes that him and derk aren't friends Sad moment
Me being lonely sad and hyper. My mom: wow what mood are you mad, sad, annoyed? Me: I’m in the derk slurp mood. It’s everything girl! My mom walks away. My mind: and that’s the effect of the derk slurp mood... lol yay love your channel
it hurts me to see he is actually sad, but he is still charming and funny
and makes my sadness go away
honestly i love him so much and i hope somebody is gonna make him as happy as he makes me while i watch his videos
i am saving this comment to look at all the time 🥺😊✨ thank you
Derk man
AAwwww
real sorry but while reading this i thought of the wap dance ._.
@@derkslurp omg hi I love your videos so much u help me through the crap I'm going through right now you know DaDy iSsUeS right ty so much for helping me out I hope you notice me and I love you and your vids so much have a great dayy🥺🥺❤❤❤🦕
DERK HAS THE FUNNIEST EDITING EVER😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMGGGGG HE LIKED MY COMMENT OMGGGGGGG
@@bread5118 good job 💕
Ikr
@@vincentdanao Thxxx🤗🤗
@jada Emmons derk defo
Other teens sneaking out:*goes to party*
Derek: “I hAve To GeT ThE SlUrpY On My Own”
@@pokikana shame lol
@@pokikana good
I also get slurpies cause I'm in the derkslurp cult *slurp*
Lol
@@pokikana good
Door: * Opens cutely *
Derek: 👁👄👁
FR tho
Derek: posts
Everyone: CLICKS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I create vidzz🥰
Chillin' with Rachel 💛
T
R
U
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fr
Why is that true-
Ikr
Why do people use these kinds of comments just to get likes
“ I’m sad”
Why ur amazing
umm you can be sad and amazing!!!!
Jill Warburton I know sorry🥺
“Because....I’m sad. *laughs the pain away*
If that ain’t me. #depressed
Nice name
cHeEsE bUrGeR
ARMYYY
ARMY :0
ARMYYYYYYYY
For real we need a collab with Larry’s they’d honestly be amazing friends tbh 😌
Yessss
FR
OMG YASSS QWEEN
*SiTtiNg iN tHe DaRk BeCaUsE iM sAd*
y e s
Me alot
Me: get in the fuckin room!!!
Your ????but funny
Derk: sItTiNg In ThE dArK bEcAuSe I’m SaD
Me: 👁👄👁
Me again: Why is this me
Also me: YOLO 👁👅👁
Relatable
I want to be like derkslerp when i grow up PERIODT.
PERIOD!!
PERIODT
@Christina Lecklider PERIOD SIS!!
@@fxcku.7017 omg kirishima im a fan
Eijirou kirishima YES
Why is it that when I’m like a min into watching this it’s say “oof” and I drop my phone on my face?
I do the same thing 😖 I think my nose will be dead by the Time I don’t have it (what I mean by it I mean my phone)
Emily
lol and I have braces so it really sucks😅
@@tatumcarson4342 oof I shall prays for chu
Emily Chrestensen lol thx
@@tatumcarson4342 ✨welcomes UwU
This guy over here is the absolute QUEEN of beautiful nails like MOMM I WANT THOSE NAILS
SiTtiNg iN tHe DArK
I wish I could be SiTtiNg iN tHe DArk BUT THE SUN JUST HAD TO COME UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHOOOOOOOOTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel u i sit in my room watching derkslurp for hours
:O togaaaa my fav gurllllll
Slay queen!!!
Doesn’t his parents watch his videos? Oh my gah he dead
Edit: I was joking ik his parents won’t care
But they dont care if he does
Robert Lozano yeah Ik 😂
They won’t care but like stillll
I think so lol hahahahahahahahahahahah
Um...
I clicked fast than durk slurp could say “helllooo”
oohh noice a like
sφuishy ᴍᴏᴄᴄʜɪ thanks
No it's heler
Faster…
@@zillahgraysenharris9974 that comment was a year ago I don’t really think they give a crap abt their spelling error 😭
Derek can have 12 different emotions in 5 seconds 💀💀🍾
Derk and his sister together are *the most relatable things ever. You will understand if u have a sibling*
I'm the youngest of my siblings ☹
YeS
Ik
I sadly don’t :)
I know what your saying I have 3 siblings
“My dad is snoring”
Slurp -2020
Legit what the hell how do I have so many likes-
Ok another edit thx for so m y’a likes 🙏😌
Ikr
I was ur 100th
Sister update your like count 🧁
Your at 427 likes now XD
@@x.4318 I love ur name XD
Is nobody gonna talk about how pretty his nails are 💅
I know right
There soooo pretty I want them so bad
His nails are very pretty
No
Hose
Derk has been through a lot
but he is still here filming BE-AU-TIFUL videos and making us laugh
thanks Derk!!🙃🙃
I searched “how to get curly hair” how did this pop up
no idea 😂😂
😂 😂
It did not pop up i searched up it and it did not even pop up I’m not trying to be rude I’m sorry:(
Lol
Ppl who just tried it:just me?? Okay...
Me drinking a slurpee while watching this:
Derk having no idea:
My brain: MAMA AINT RAISE NO BIH MAKE SURE HE KNOWS
I totally wanna buy that merch, ur honestly just such a mood.
Edit: I forgot I had my comment replies turned off and...I came back to watch the video again because I needed a laugh and I see how overrated this comment got 😂💀 Thanks!
Ikr
Lmao, same
Really tho
@@hanakoyugi4741 ikrrrr
HE LIKED IT :O
I LOVE YOU DERK SLURP!!your vids are the best I know that you are slay because you do it all day!!💅🏼
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Derek:Im dOne TiCkLiNg!
tickling-😳
“R they doing it at Taco Bell......? GOALS!”
Yes
Tacos are soooo good
Lol
Was that actually true tho??
What you mean by are they doing it at taco Bell
I CLICKED FASTER THAN YOU COULD SAY “OOP”
500 LIKES THANK YOU SLURPIES
Oo-
OoP
O--
Or slurp lol
O-
You & Larry should definitely b friends. Y’all are both hilarious, give off good energy & I could definitely see you guys vibin!
But I have to say, you’re definitely funnier!
Derk: "im sad"
Also derk: *laughs*
Me: how-
Eerthbbbvvggfgggvbbh. Hip ✅ 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
You don’t deserve a like
I meant you do
Me-how lol
Me does the same thing woooow
Derek: “ since when am I allowed to leave the house in the middle of the night”
His dad:” since u became an adult”
Derek again: it’s never been like that😂😂😂😂
Hes like a childish man lol he's so funny tho
I LOVE HIS FUNNY EDITS WTH 😂💗
Hi I am a fan
I love him edits 2
@@ReneeMcCarthy123 *The Grammar -_-*
I know right
Omggg yasss
Derk: bieng sad at the beginning
Me: getting sad too remembering that I'm also lonely
When he started playing the WAP Opening: y e s 🔪 👁👄👁
When when when when when
:0 your username is gorgeous :o
@@tea-q5f yes it is
@@notangie1 wdym ish it is ✨superiority✨ 👏🏻
IM NON-BINARY and pansexual!!
✨S L U R P✨
CUM
3am
YASss
✨ D E R K ✨
❤❤❤
When he said “it’s so hard keep pushing.” I lost it 😂😂
Imagine him and Larry’s Had a collab , THAT WOULD BE EVERYTHING
Why do like all the best gay people not have boyfriends!?
James Charles: SiNgLe
(The best) Derkslurp: SiNgLe
They should meettttttt
Yaaaaaa
Oh my God Dirk slurp why would you ever escape😆😆😆😆😆
@@tkellar2834 yas!!
Hey what about larray
When you don’t know what to say when your early:
C H E E S E
B U R G E R
Edit: .O. I have been noticed :3
LOL
Lol lol lol
cHeEsE cAkE
*BORG*
frOG 🐸
0:25 Yes I can totally relate, its nice, can be scary but I also wish I wasn't alone.. Sitting in the dark since 2020 😁
Yea cause there was a big juicy spider in my wall
@@30yvtvtc did it say wanna get some star bucks ? xD
@@xxnaturexx9466 sure lol
1:44 I LOVE how derk says ew your tummy then derk's sister's says my water
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ *dies from the mass amounts cringe*
Live laugh lobotomy
Derek’s sister: Runs toward you😂😂
Hi sisters like wow
Hahahahaha you stink
I clicked faster then derk slurp can say I’m moist
Derek makes me laugh just what he does 😂😂😂😂😂
Derk’s videos make my day when I’m sad because he’s such a funny and relatable person like,he’s one of the things I look forward to when I watch his videos. I love you Derk,you make my day every day ♥️♥️
0:34 Every time I hear that song I think of Liza Koshy. 😂
Omg same 😂
Same 😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even orange face:
Dark: *makes his vlog more better than my life*
if you aint doing 'IT" at taco bell, then you ain't doing "IT" 💀
OMG I'm your best fan
8:00😩
Mood at beginning:😭😭😭💀 mood after beginning: 💅💅💅💅💅💅😼
My favorite part “Ya BYE” “ HEY SISTERS”
Him: Nobody touches me
His sister: -pokes him-
Him: oop
So does that mean she is a nobody😂😂😂😂
Oh helo Tamaki
Probably
This *bleep* is FUNNY
WHAT EDITOR ARE YOU USING IT'S COOL
I’ve watched this like 300 times but it’s so funny when he puts the manikin head in his hoodie then he says “wow that looks just like me it’s white” like I can’t 😂😂😂✨✨✨
Derk: “your so popular and I’m so mad”
Also derk: **has 1,08 million subscribers**
“I’m sad”
sadness level when you watch Derk:
_
that’s *low*
I love how his intro when it says slurp it makes slurp sound
i spent hours looking for his channel cs i used to loveee him when i was younger😭😭
His nails tho. Just- 😔👌
So um I know this is a dumb question but are they acrylics or not?
Lol
Edit: ok I just investigated and I'm pretty sure that they are acrylics so um yeah ✨✨
@@lilakelly4668 they are
am agree gotta get some
I
Acrylics I think
I clicked so fast!! 😂
Lol 😂
I love his ✨Dirty Jokes✨😂😂😂
Sqme
We all need a RUclipsr that makes us laugh which issssss! DERK SLURP!!!!!! I lOVE UR CHANNEL MAN!
5:35 when you are going downstairs for a midnight “snack” (full 4 course meal)
early hEYyyyYYyyyyy .........
slurp
-
You finally posted :)
i love if when he says, “eW” LMAO
SLAYYYY IM A BIG FAN YOU MAKE ME HAPPY ALL THA TIMEEEEE LAV YAAA KEEP UP THE GOOD VIBES DON'T BE SAD!!🤩💅🏻✨✨✨✨
“I don’t like how I look”
Me every day
Same 👁💧👄💧👁
@@yeinaleesy 👁💧👄💧👁
👁💧👄💧👁 same
Blame ur profile picture
@@hanak0288 stfu aesthetic girl
Me in the dark and it's 4:04 : I'm chill In the dark I hear a sound I'm like ok time to take your last words bc im not gonna be the one calling 911 for me :> hehe
derk: Omg their doing at taco bell♡
me:😑
derk: looks at me
still derk:Still goals!☆
Omg I luv melanie martinezzzz
♡︎
"oh my god we're doing it."
"oh my god we're going towards a bush!"
"oh i just tooted"
SO MUCH WAS SAID IN 3 SECONDS
"Welcome to me sitting in the dark because..... I'm sad."
**Laughs depressingly**
Bro thats a literal mood.
OMFG I love this !how could such a human be this great at content 😂🥺✌️
I love how derk says: ewww ewww what is that. After every sentence i love it lmao
Derek: My house is haunted
Cat: Meow
Me: its a cat 😂🤣
Derk: I feel like normal children do this
Me: we never do that *my sister and I who are both teenagers* then me thinking we should since she is a senior
Omg yes IM LITARALY WHAS DYEING OF BORDOME
Dying*
Literally * was* dying* boredom*
@@kloehallett8888 lol
Can you spell correctly please? Thanks
Hi can you please use correct spelling thanks no hate
Derek to anything: eW eW Oh mY gOsh
LIKE THAT WAP IN DA CAR U KNOW I DIED OF LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Derk: "I dont have anything to say yet, but i will say stuff later"
"But i wanted to say Hello"
Me: "Hello derk"
"Sssllluuurrrrrpppp" :D
Me: O mah God! Derky slurpy!
Derk: *Twerks*
Me: *Twerks with Derk*
Twerk derk is his new nick name🤣😘
@@jaylentew7920 Lol
@@sakura.exe4478 how to twerk:say derk twerk BOOM YOUR A PROFSSIOLN
Oh my gawd what is that?!
Is it just me who feels like he is my best friend even tho we don’t know each other?💛 🌻
Me💛🌻
" do you wanna itch it 😏" - Derk 2020
wut da FUUUUUUUUCK
WDF
Derk: sneaking out of his parents house Parents: AsLeEp doesn't NoTiCe larray: barges into derk house and realizes that him and derk aren't friends Sad moment
Larray and derk arent friends yet
@@itzangie4434 yet😏🤞
0:28 It's ok, in the dark it shouldn't be scary because you are alone , you actually aren't hehehbqhefabhuaeh
I’m 25 seconds early period sis
I love you Derek
Derek:posts
His loyal subscribers: clicks faster then the wind
im back derk slurp and i wont forget that nakd women ad
I love your editing ✨
OMG EARLY ILYSM U ARE SO FUNNY 😂❤️🤭
SAME GURLL Xxx
derk: I like sitting in the dark its kind of nice but I wish I was not alone
me:same
2:43 his sister when she says " oh hello " sound so anime
Derek is the bestest and funniest person alive I love his videos😂😂❤💙💜💚💕💛
This is how u know he don't ever talk to his perents LOL
You could hear younger him when he said “ oMg U aLmOsT hIt ThE cAt, 7:16
OMG EARLYYY ILY
Omg i swear whenever i watch u i'm crying of laughter 😭
"Cus your an adult" "when has it ever been like that?!?"
"Them laughing" and U LOVE YOUR VUD please can I have a shout out???❤❤
*no you cant*
*he doesnt do shout outs*
What
BRO THE INTRO- I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT-
love the video i know it just came out but gonna love it still
wow their parents are so chill with them sneaking out❤✨ while my parents is still interrogating me 😩
THE TEARS ROLLING DOWN HIS FACE WHEN HE SAID HE WAS SO ALONE 💔
So sad tho
Yea
Me being lonely sad and hyper. My mom: wow what mood are you mad, sad, annoyed? Me: I’m in the derk slurp mood. It’s everything girl! My mom walks away. My mind: and that’s the effect of the derk slurp mood... lol yay love your channel
Because .....”I’m sad” that got me
I love your editing style!! It makes me laugh so hard!!!