Biblically Accurate Longsword

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024

Комментарии • 86

  • @he110me
    @he110me Месяц назад +37

    People are complaining that Longsword is turning into Epee. No idea why.

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +3

      @@he110me always wondered that myself ;)

    • @Tony-oh7eo
      @Tony-oh7eo Месяц назад +3

      I mean epee is the only olympic fencing sword that has actual sword rules based in reality. Nothing made up like “right of way”

    • @he110me
      @he110me Месяц назад +10

      @@Tony-oh7eo right of way was invented as a training tool so that fencers wouldn't fence suicidally. Olympic fencing is derived from that specific training.

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind Месяц назад +28

    This is the best HEMA video I have ever seen.
    You've got some hidden talent
    Please keep it hidden

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +6

      @@AWACS_Snowblind YO THIS IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 PUT IT OUT 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @ActionCow69
    @ActionCow69 Месяц назад +26

    Holy shit the dark souls emote at the end lmao
    Good shit

  • @thepunishersequence291
    @thepunishersequence291 Месяц назад +13

    I know this will eventually happen, all those .exe videos are going to influence a generation of fighters to make meme videos like this.
    Maybe I should try it in my next shiai

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      @@thepunishersequence291 here's hoping!

  • @theflyingchickenHEMA
    @theflyingchickenHEMA Месяц назад +19

    Bro out here holding his sword like
    🗡️🤏

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +2

      @@theflyingchickenHEMA reminds me of something else I hold 😏

  • @catsplay1658
    @catsplay1658 Месяц назад +15

    Oh dear, there can be soooo many good comments about it:
    - And this is how rapiers were invented;
    - Finally a good longsword video;
    - Bonus points for the dark souls/elden ring emoting

    • @yichenliu1205
      @yichenliu1205 Месяц назад +1

      Can you delete this and let me post one of your gold comments pls🥺🥺🥺

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад

      @@catsplay1658 🔥🔥🔥

  • @laufert7100
    @laufert7100 Месяц назад +8

    Rapier fencers entering a longsword competition be like:

  • @sobinir7933
    @sobinir7933 Месяц назад +12

    The Faraam fall at the end lmao

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +3

      The full weight of my sins hit me all at once

  • @ciaranflanagan2444
    @ciaranflanagan2444 Месяц назад +25

    I'm not mad, just disappointed.

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +10

      @@ciaranflanagan2444 so are my parents

  • @giusifrustaci16
    @giusifrustaci16 Месяц назад +5

    4:10 my man did a dark souls emote like none was gonna notice

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      @@giusifrustaci16 I should have pointed down instead

  • @themeddlingswordsman4729
    @themeddlingswordsman4729 Месяц назад +4

    You are a man after my own blackened heart. Keep doing the lord’s work my friend.

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      @@themeddlingswordsman4729 will do o7

  • @luminproductions3927
    @luminproductions3927 Месяц назад +7

    One-handed longsword! Epic!

  • @VelmiVelkiZrut
    @VelmiVelkiZrut Месяц назад +6

    This is amazing on so many levels

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      @@VelmiVelkiZrut I'm glad you agree :)

  • @SawyerFreschi
    @SawyerFreschi Месяц назад +20

    lil bro thinks life is all sunshine and gayzlens

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +7

      @@SawyerFreschi life is all fleches and gayszlens

    • @SawyerFreschi
      @SawyerFreschi Месяц назад +1

      @@Gallachad god i wish

    • @ActionCow69
      @ActionCow69 Месяц назад

      @@SawyerFreschi godspeed king

  • @BorninPurple
    @BorninPurple Месяц назад +1

    Step 1: Read the treatises.
    Step 2: Rip up the treatises, you're playing with fire.
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Sabre fencing.

  • @ya-boy-yoggy
    @ya-boy-yoggy Месяц назад +21

    Top tier shitpost, well done sir. Looks like fun fencing!

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад

      Hopefully it was fun for everyone involved 😅

  • @TITANia69420
    @TITANia69420 Месяц назад +16

    Did you join this tournament just to shitpost 😭😭😭

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +5

      @@TITANia69420 😏

  • @DesertSwordsHistoricalFencing
    @DesertSwordsHistoricalFencing Месяц назад +8

    I WANT TO LEARN THE LONGSWORD!!!

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад

      @@DesertSwordsHistoricalFencing 🗣🗣🗣

  • @MartinGreywolf
    @MartinGreywolf Месяц назад +3

    And this is what happens when you go to a tournament after years and years of learning how to fight with a longsword against another longsword and suddenly find out that the most relevant experience you have is that one time you spent half an hour messing with your mate who has a rapier. I wonder how many people went like "Welp, I had plans and strategies and now all I have in my head is modem dialup noises and error messages."

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад

      I asked for some tips when I picked up longsword for fun at a tournament and most people said "just do rapier"

  • @Lady_Longsword
    @Lady_Longsword 18 дней назад

    love the mandalorian mask

  • @SixDeadZeroHEMA
    @SixDeadZeroHEMA Месяц назад +9

    Lmfao you are so annoying, please never never change :)

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +3

      @@SixDeadZeroHEMA It's what I do 😎

  • @icarusfencing
    @icarusfencing Месяц назад +1

    The dark souls emote at the end was legendary

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      @@icarusfencing DEJECTION

  • @Superhrnet
    @Superhrnet Месяц назад +1

    What a versitile weapon.

  • @Le_Rappel_des_oiseaux
    @Le_Rappel_des_oiseaux 29 дней назад

    Damn, dude just became a sword&sorcery npc 💀

  • @CandidKerstetter
    @CandidKerstetter Месяц назад +1

    I read "fencer in black" and thought it meant "the one in black is the fencer"

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад

      In HEMA, you'd probably be right

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 Месяц назад +1

    1:58 "So, it's the same type of sword as Star Platinum?"

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад

      That match in a nutshell

  • @aurelionsol4622
    @aurelionsol4622 Месяц назад +1

    The last one was utterly _disdraught_

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      "Years of Academy training, wasted!"

  • @aaxelc
    @aaxelc Месяц назад +1

    haha. You're videos are the best. You going to be at combatcon this weekend?

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      @@aaxelc I will be! If you're there say hi!

  • @projectdarkmoon8787
    @projectdarkmoon8787 Месяц назад +1

    Can someone remind me what's the point of learning longsword? Lol

  • @konstantin3374
    @konstantin3374 21 день назад

    How did they score one handed vs two handed hits, doubles and afterblows in that tournament?

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  21 день назад +1

      @@konstantin3374 unfortunately I can't remember and the rules have been deleted, but I know one handed strikes were weighted fully like two handed strikes. One of the tournaments, I can't remember whether it was Rapier or Longsword, ran the "Nordic" style which weighs actions based on target hit rather than tempo based (like seen in rulesets with afterblows)

    • @konstantin3374
      @konstantin3374 21 день назад

      @@Gallachad lmao, these rules were basically begging to be played around.

  • @IljaThePerson
    @IljaThePerson Месяц назад +1

    Lmao it's finally here

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      @@IljaThePerson only took 3 tournaments lol

  • @KnightedDawn
    @KnightedDawn Месяц назад +1

    HEMA 3.0

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      Ushering in a new age basically no one wants

  • @mrscout0212
    @mrscout0212 Месяц назад

    Dont hate the player, hate the game

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +1

      I definitely hate this game (longsword)

  • @justanothercomment4701
    @justanothercomment4701 Месяц назад

    Is that the Castille Economy longsword?

  • @zxzyz122
    @zxzyz122 Месяц назад

    LOL WEST COAST IS SO EASY XXDDDDD

  • @BernasLL
    @BernasLL Месяц назад

    Wtf is that "longsword"? How much does it weigh? 1100g?
    No wonder some swords were called "bastards".

    • @BernasLL
      @BernasLL Месяц назад +2

      The video editing is sublime. Guess you used both hands for that :D

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +7

      @@BernasLL It's a Castille Economy Longsword, and it's around 1000g lol
      Smallest, lightest, and cheapest longsword I could find just for fun, and also I try to buy Castille when I can

    • @Gallachad
      @Gallachad  Месяц назад +2

      @@BernasLL Haha your kindness is only matched by your wit!

    • @BernasLL
      @BernasLL Месяц назад +1

      @@Gallachad It does look like a fun little sword. It's for sure cheap, but I don't mean the price :D

    • @BernasLL
      @BernasLL Месяц назад +2

      There was a 1100g "longsword" around, and people were talking trash about the 1250g Sigi Light being unrepresentative of an historical longsword. Bet you can practice smallsword with that thing.
      Going to a tournament to get meme'd on is only worth it if you make it into a Gallachad video.