[Vinesauce] Joel - Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playthrough

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 308

  • @Pleaseunderstand
    @Pleaseunderstand 9 лет назад +40

    I'm sure Joel's dad really appreciated having 100,000+ people hear about his projectile vomiting from both ends.

  • @lifeisabigfun
    @lifeisabigfun 10 лет назад +53

    "Uuughh...
    halp me jezus.
    uuughhnnnnn...!"
    -Joel's Dad (Kermit The Frog)

  • @NowBearInMind
    @NowBearInMind 10 лет назад +76

    The citadel-diddle-diddle-diddle

  • @GCab70
    @GCab70 10 лет назад +178

    Joel's laugh cures cancer.

    • @eevee2espionfan2
      @eevee2espionfan2 10 лет назад +6

      i got a cum coma from that

    • @ThePurpleguy123
      @ThePurpleguy123 10 лет назад +2

      ***** 4. Let it go now

    • @CaptainDijango
      @CaptainDijango 10 лет назад +3

      Joels laugh heal from these illneses ilnesi whateveer
      1 ebola
      2 Cancer
      3 Aids
      4 Something realy bad
      5 all the viruses
      6 even chuck norris aproves his laugh

    • @jamisunne
      @jamisunne 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Go ahead and pitch it through the field.

    • @ProjectADAMAndroid
      @ProjectADAMAndroid 9 лет назад +1

      James Dominate
      let it go now

  • @APesquera
    @APesquera 10 лет назад +87

    I love how good Joel is at making voices, I piss my pants everytime.

    • @oneoneword
      @oneoneword 10 лет назад

      Deliciousness does itensify. Bless your avatar my friend. ^O^

    • @ctbdaddy3308
      @ctbdaddy3308 10 лет назад

      oneoneword what is the avatar

    • @MegaHellstrike
      @MegaHellstrike 10 лет назад +10

      Raxley McFartbottom
      The bender of earth, fire, water and air.

    • @FAWXPLUS
      @FAWXPLUS 10 лет назад

      MightyPootisFish lord toast

    • @JizzyJazz
      @JizzyJazz 10 лет назад

      Poor you.
      Your mother must hate you for that wastage of pants

  • @suricrasia
    @suricrasia 10 лет назад +73

    HELP ME JESUS

  • @optimussentinel
    @optimussentinel 10 лет назад +39

    "HELP ME JESUS!"

  • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
    @Her_Imperious_Condescension 9 лет назад +65

    The Citadel-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle.

  • @Hotfox999
    @Hotfox999 10 лет назад +93

    let it go now

    • @TheMintGamers
      @TheMintGamers 10 лет назад +9

      Put it through the field.

    • @RetroBleck
      @RetroBleck 10 лет назад +20

      TheMintGamers Go ahead and pitch it through the field.

    • @AshleyFoxo
      @AshleyFoxo 10 лет назад

      Izaya Bleckworthy
      Let it go now?
      Let it go now?

    • @mememan7071
      @mememan7071 10 лет назад +10

      HarryBearGaming LET IT GOOOOOO! LET IT GOOOOO!
      sorry it had to happen.

    • @elfoxy1997
      @elfoxy1997 10 лет назад +3

      cant hold it back anymore now

  • @Chillius
    @Chillius 10 лет назад +11

    I was expecting alyx to fall and then hear "Let it go now"

  • @34marmarmar
    @34marmarmar 10 лет назад +23

    Surprised to not see anyone make a comment about Frozen.

    • @theonemangroup
      @theonemangroup 10 лет назад

      Let it go, let it go! Now.

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 10 лет назад

      Yeah, she has to let her dead dad go.

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 10 лет назад +17

    No Frozen jokes? GOD DAMN IT JOEL YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLOW IT!

  • @MrTrebleCleff
    @MrTrebleCleff 10 лет назад +50

    "LET IT GOOOOO~ now"

  • @ReimuHakureiShrine
    @ReimuHakureiShrine 10 лет назад +7

    That part with the re-enactment of the Kermit scene was so funny it hurt.

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 8 лет назад +8

    "Uraaaaaaaaaaagh (kermit voice) HELP ME JESUS"
    I actually began crying I was laughing so hard.

  • @Drestopmotion
    @Drestopmotion 9 лет назад +5

    When Joel chanted "ORGY!" I thought to myself "Go ahead and pitch it through the field."

  • @Kashi-K
    @Kashi-K 3 года назад +3

    if only we could recover these old HL2 streams

  • @xJisJis
    @xJisJis 10 лет назад +4

    New drinking game:
    For every time Alyx says "Go ahead and pitch it through the field... Let it go now"
    you must take a shot.
    you must.
    I'd say one for every seperate quote, but I don't want you to die THAT early on in the video.

  • @facePuncher5
    @facePuncher5 10 лет назад +9

    Holy crap, that was Liquid Tension Experiment at 12:41!

    • @facePuncher5
      @facePuncher5 10 лет назад +7

      EnemyCube I was never wearing anything in the first place~~

  • @TD0150
    @TD0150 9 лет назад +19

    Let it go now.

    • @hFOURxONE
      @hFOURxONE 9 лет назад +10

      Go ahead and pitch it through the field.

    • @brittonmasonry
      @brittonmasonry 9 лет назад

      The Trolldier Led it go nao.

  • @dowacachufal
    @dowacachufal 9 лет назад +6

    2:09 -*Pitching through the field intensifies*

  • @filipcibor7574
    @filipcibor7574 10 лет назад +5

    Alex.exe has stopped working.
    Do you want to:
    Let it go now? (or) Go ahead and pitch?

  • @optimussentinel
    @optimussentinel 10 лет назад +3

    Set the speed to 0.5 during the story about his dad.

  • @trueago
    @trueago 10 лет назад +6

    i can't stop fucking laughing at the kermit vomiting part.

  • @ChrisOfChin
    @ChrisOfChin 10 лет назад +5

    Joels laugh is amazing.

  • @gforceonbluray
    @gforceonbluray 10 лет назад +6

    as i was watching this i see a jesus ad

  • @Marz7
    @Marz7 8 лет назад +5

    "HELP ME,JESUS!!!!!"
    Lmfao holy fuck I can't breath

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 9 лет назад +39

    If she wants him to let it go, is the dialogue Frozen?

    • @RinLockhart
      @RinLockhart 7 лет назад

      MicroKORGI I was already dead when frozen came out. the "jokes" are trying to shake my rotting corpse awake.

  • @TechNoirMK
    @TechNoirMK 10 лет назад +1

    - After you, Gordon.
    - GORDON!!1

  • @manadrivexl
    @manadrivexl 10 лет назад +3

    Ghost TV is my Lord and Savior. Skeletor is Its messenger.

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 8 лет назад +3

    Fun fact: only Skeletor's face is a skeleton, the rest of his body is covered in flesh like normal.

    • @kranianus5559
      @kranianus5559 8 лет назад +1

      samiamrg7
      His face was melted his feckin acid capsules while trying to attack.

    • @kranianus5559
      @kranianus5559 8 лет назад

      By*
      the keyboard is a little shit.

  • @Rasarack0200
    @Rasarack0200 10 лет назад +3

    I guess we all know which disney song is alyx's favorite...

  • @Grampa_Swood
    @Grampa_Swood 10 лет назад +4

    Ghost tv: Who you gonna call??

  • @cccaymol
    @cccaymol 10 лет назад +1

    THIS STREAM
    WAS THE BEST
    TO EVER HAVE EXISTED

  • @kkaiser.8521
    @kkaiser.8521 8 лет назад +4

    LeT It gO NoW

  • @DeltaSpark8
    @DeltaSpark8 4 года назад +1

    Uncle Johnny, that's not how you say hello!

  • @cold5219
    @cold5219 3 года назад +1

    i remember watching this back in 2016, good memories

  • @vehctor8893
    @vehctor8893 6 лет назад +2

    "Help me jesus!!!!!!!" - 5:58

  • @emzedjiklool511
    @emzedjiklool511 10 лет назад +3

    THE CITTEL-DIDLE-DIDLE-DIDLE!

  • @Haalyle
    @Haalyle 10 лет назад +2

    I lost it when he yelled out 'Help me Jesus!' xD

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 7 лет назад +1

    Half Life wouldn't be complete without at least one Joel Bullet Picture.

  • @hybridhusky7159
    @hybridhusky7159 10 лет назад +20

    Whats the song at 9:39?
    *DO NOT SAY "Darude - Sandstorm" OR ANY VARIATION OF IT*

    • @EnemyCube
      @EnemyCube  10 лет назад +9

      ***** It's going to happen whether you want it to or not. It's the way of the internet, especially the ridiculous modern demographic of Vinesauce.
      Song: oy vei, oy gevalt, mishigene mentshn

    • @hybridhusky7159
      @hybridhusky7159 10 лет назад

      Well, thanks anyways.

    • @SKODWARDE253
      @SKODWARDE253 9 лет назад

      ***** Darude - Sandstorm.

    • @EnemyCube
      @EnemyCube  9 лет назад +6

      ***** Skodwarde Tortellini See what I mean?

    • @Ian-nl9yd
      @Ian-nl9yd 9 лет назад

      ***** "Elimination" by Overkill.

  • @Aska2468
    @Aska2468 9 лет назад

    Alyx at the beginning reminded me of the time when my friend send a message to me but my phone jammed for a second the moment I got it and I kept receiving the same message for 48 hours with decreasing frequency, I got 20 exactly same messages.

  • @cantbejawsome
    @cantbejawsome 10 лет назад

    Everything Joel touches breaks.

  • @NintendexF8000
    @NintendexF8000 10 лет назад +1

    Ä̟̞̲̮͚́̋̄̽͐̾ͬ̉L͛̅̓̽ͦ͊ͬ̌L̢̍́̂ ͣ͏̩̩̬̞H̭̺̪̣̜̺̪̞ͩ̂A̸̭͓̬̤̹̳͗ͮ͋̽̐̈͌ͨĮ͓̩̼̣̲̓ͤ́Ḽ̣̲͔̺͈͓̮ͩ̿͂͆̎͂͌ͥ͘ ̧̩͓̘̩̘̳̻͔̉̈͊ͧ͝Ģ̹͔͔͓̾ͬ̇ͦͩ́ͭ̑́H̩̟̦͉̺̳͍ͦͪO̲͕̳͓̺ͯ̓̂̑ͫ̑ͣ͑S̵̫̦̭̳̿̂T̛̞͖̻̙̣́͒̄ͩͤ̿ͨ̎̒ ̬̣͔̤̓̿̚T̴̮̮̓ͧ̈́͛͒͡Ḛ̷̥̒ͩ̑͑̾̉ͥͥĹ̛̮͈̺̂́̈́͗̆̂́̕Ȩ̓ͬͮ̊V̷̧̥̟̎͋̂ͤÍ̘̺͙̠̻̥̜̭ͤ̔̏̚̕͝S̹̖͓̙̤̱̯̉̾̕͡͡I̸̲̭̜̥̟͖͛̏́̈̀̆͊Ǫ̯̞̩́ͮ̇̋̕͞N̸̷͓̣̮̲̜ͦ̂́̉ͮ͘

  • @lus-midhe
    @lus-midhe 10 лет назад +13

    Does the Twitch link just redirect to the vinesauce profile for anyone else? Is there any way to watch it on some other website/download it? Because srsly I'm so sick of Twitch it's such a piece of shit.

    • @EnemyCube
      @EnemyCube  10 лет назад +2

      ChibiRobo13 It's so old, it's been deleted from Twitch's archives. And honestly, I have been getting pretty sick of people complaining about Twitch.

    • @lus-midhe
      @lus-midhe 10 лет назад +1

      Uhm.. sorry then? I just wanted to watch it, and I'm not really familiar with how Twitch works :(

    • @EnemyCube
      @EnemyCube  10 лет назад +1

      ChibiRobo13 Sorry if that sounded a bit aggressive.

    • @unithes1861
      @unithes1861 10 лет назад

      EnemyCube I dont hate twitch, i hate how they delete everything that is a little old, i really wanted to see this playthrough in twitch, this may help tho, thanks btw

    • @EnemyCube
      @EnemyCube  10 лет назад +5

      Unithes18 While certainly annoying, it's understandable how difficult it'd be to store all the archives of every channel out there. You got to think of all the streamers with 0 views constantly recording nothing interesting for hours on end - and it's usually HD. The fact that Playstation and Shadowplay so easily support it means it's clogged with endless footage of Black Ops 2 and Dota. It may have been a legal issue they had no control over for all we know - I don't think the reason was ever given. They should at least let you download the archive before it expires or have an upper (possibly paid) tier for popular streamers like Vinesauce to be able to keep their stuff.

  • @erikm12
    @erikm12 10 лет назад

    -Gets thrown down a huge tunnel in a burned out van thrown by a giant robot.
    -Stares at the van stereo the whole time
    Dammit Joel.

  • @Kolroling
    @Kolroling 9 лет назад +6

    The full video is gone on Twitch any everywhere else...

    • @EnemyCube
      @EnemyCube  9 лет назад +2

      +Kolroling Nope. She's off the internet forever.

    • @EnemyCube
      @EnemyCube  8 лет назад

      ***** Sorry, no.

  • @PumpkinLicorice
    @PumpkinLicorice 10 лет назад

    Oh Joel. Your story about your dad had me crying, I was laughing so hard C':

  • @TheTiep97
    @TheTiep97 5 лет назад

    12:28 Please! Come to Brazil, Joel-kun!

  • @Rakutaku03
    @Rakutaku03 8 лет назад +3

    What's the song that's played at the gun drawing cowboy

  • @aaronmyers6686
    @aaronmyers6686 10 лет назад

    Go ahead and pitch it through the field. Go ahead and pitch it through the field. Let it go now.

  • @saladlord4312
    @saladlord4312 6 лет назад +2

    I’ve never laughed so hard at any video ever

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 10 лет назад

    Joel and the Vinesauce crew + retsupurae are the only guys I'll even bother watching when they stream. There are people on RUclips with like 100 views collectively on their 100+ videos who stream on twitch and I'll never understand why.

  • @MilesHadley
    @MilesHadley 10 лет назад

    What's weird is that earlier today my dad was playing Metro 2033 and got to the point when you have a hallucination on the ride to D6, and for some reason the dialogue inside the dream kept repeating with the Dark One saying "Walk on..." and the Rangers saying "Artyom! Wake up!" for the entire level in a manner just like this.

  • @whatever10production
    @whatever10production 9 лет назад

    Dear God I choked on my hamburger when he brought up the story about his dad

  • @gordonfreeman8109
    @gordonfreeman8109 8 лет назад

    Alyx loves Frozen apparently, after all she keeps singing Let It Go!

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart 10 лет назад

    I'm glad Joel didn't do frozen jokes. Can't really make a joke out of that...

  • @Zeder966
    @Zeder966 9 лет назад

    This video is so hilariou-Go ahead and pitch it through the field. Let it go now.

  • @AirRice
    @AirRice 8 лет назад +2

    L E T I T G O N O W

  • @ATOMICGOPHAH13
    @ATOMICGOPHAH13 10 лет назад

    8:08 AND THE HOME OF THEEEEEEE DUAAAAAAANE

  • @rustywilson7966
    @rustywilson7966 9 лет назад +3

    Is there a link to the full stream? Twitch removed it

  • @NRJohnnieboy
    @NRJohnnieboy 9 лет назад +1

    Has anyone got a working link for the full version of this? It's a shame that Twitch removes old videos, though it seems logical, it just is annoying at times.

  • @wootlegion
    @wootlegion 10 лет назад

    I never heard Alyx talk in such an annoyed voice as in that "Yes?"

  • @CodyTylerStudios22
    @CodyTylerStudios22 7 лет назад +1

    i like the part where he thinks she is going to say let it go now and she actually said it lol 1:55-2:04

  • @Shytzedaka
    @Shytzedaka 9 лет назад +2

    kliner for President

  • @zelongdragon
    @zelongdragon 10 лет назад +2

    What is that song at 9:37? I've heard it before, but i don't know where. It would be much appreciated if I could be filled in on this.
    Thanks in advance!

  • @dumbass7395
    @dumbass7395 10 лет назад

    Joel is best streamer 2014.

  • @WhyamIhereonthisplanet
    @WhyamIhereonthisplanet 10 лет назад

    Let it go? Woah Alyx needs to lay off watching Frozen.

  • @thetank971
    @thetank971 8 лет назад

    Lmfao dude I've subbed ages ago but only just started watching ur vids today hahahah

  • @YellowSabre
    @YellowSabre 8 лет назад +1

    let the gravity gun go it not like you need a super one or anything

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 6 лет назад

    5:00 laughed my ass off once he said projectile vomiting

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 7 лет назад +2

    help me jesus

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 9 лет назад

    10:09
    I think that's the useless woman with a rocket launcher from Joel's HL2 run. You know, at the end of the strider battle.

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 10 лет назад

    Cermit the 80s villan

  • @NinjaSwordKing
    @NinjaSwordKing 10 лет назад

    Wow, this is a great video
    let it go now

  • @AC3electrosphere
    @AC3electrosphere 7 лет назад

    9:37 *OY VEY!*

  • @HarvssLadd
    @HarvssLadd 10 лет назад

    Pitch it up let it go now.

  • @Dave15166
    @Dave15166 10 лет назад

    So your dad speaks like Kermit the frog when he asks assistance from Jesus to help him survive his dysentery problem..... K.

  • @Blademaster162
    @Blademaster162 10 лет назад

    4:50 I am still recovering from a stomach virus. I have been in you're dad's exact situation. So I feel like 20x as bad as someone who hasn't had a stomach virus.

  • @DanJWilcox
    @DanJWilcox 10 лет назад +2

    halp meh geezuz

  • @SnowCatKroe
    @SnowCatKroe 10 лет назад

    Man for some reason twitch corrupted episode one, and the main game which cuts off at like seven hours. Fuckin bummer man.

  • @ErnieTheGreatest
    @ErnieTheGreatest 10 лет назад

    let it go now
    *drops weapons in room*

  • @GoatYouhhudawg
    @GoatYouhhudawg 10 лет назад

    Go ahead and pitch it through the field let it go now

  • @thebsworth
    @thebsworth 10 лет назад

    Pitching it through the field intensifies

    • @Zhedox
      @Zhedox 10 лет назад +1

      Letting it go intensifies...

    • @thebsworth
      @thebsworth 10 лет назад

      Expand Dong NEVER!!!!

  • @Cubicstudios
    @Cubicstudios 10 лет назад

    i got stuck at the stalker bit aswell, but i think i need to restart completely.

  • @JQuoix
    @JQuoix 10 лет назад

    THE CITADEL-DIDDLE-DIDDLE-DIDDLE-DIDDLE-DIDDLE-

  • @animatedbird
    @animatedbird 10 лет назад +2

    HERP ME JEZUS

  • @Toast579
    @Toast579 10 лет назад

    ...I have an uncle johnny that usually drinks too much at christmas...lmao

  • @jasonlor9735
    @jasonlor9735 4 года назад

    I need to find this glitch for myself.

  • @blacksnowxd
    @blacksnowxd 10 лет назад

    Omg, i laughet so hard at that voice: HELP ME JESUS!!!!!!

  • @indask8
    @indask8 7 лет назад

    12:32 He wants to speak to your manager.

  • @Splatpope
    @Splatpope 9 лет назад

    Let it go, let it go !

  • @Exphiser
    @Exphiser 10 лет назад

    1:30 ground rumbles when he laughs

  • @leleled6467
    @leleled6467 7 лет назад

    The citadel-adel-adel-adel-adel-adel-adel

  • @mariopikaman1
    @mariopikaman1 10 лет назад

    >let it go now

  • @theofficialpanorama
    @theofficialpanorama 10 лет назад

    All hail the Ghost Television...

  • @PoopCultist
    @PoopCultist 10 лет назад

    LET IT GOOOOOO
    LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @NelsonBigGunP200Fan
    @NelsonBigGunP200Fan 9 лет назад

    IS alyx vance a stand in for elsa in frozen?

  • @80317
    @80317 9 лет назад

    5:54 | OH GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING.