Kim Justice's Top 100 WORST Games Ever Made
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2020
- Here we are. A list of my top 100 worst computer and video games of all time. Featuring plenty from all your favourite machines from the ZX Spectrum to the PS2, the SNES and Mega Drive, C64 and Amiga. Lots of stories about these shocking creations, dreadful arcade ports, terrible licensed games, and raging at the most hated and awful titles gaming has to offer. It's a two hour spectacular countdown! Enjoy.
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A Merry Christmas to you and everyone at home! Take care out there. Enjoy this 2 hour selwxtion of horror, and I will be live on Christmas Day as ever. :)
Woo! Festive Kim!
Merry Christmas mate have an enjoyable and relaxing festive day.
Why are there tiny heads floating around? At 12:38 there are tiny 'Beavis and Butt head' heads floating in the bebe game, same on allo` allo!
Edit: Thanks and merry Christmas Kim, been watching for about a year now.
Feliz Natal.
Merry Christmas.
Fantastic effort with this vid. In these days of shit and Boris, this was a great way to spend 2 hours. Thank you!
UK Gov: "Christmas is cancelled"
Kim Justice: "Not on my watch"
It was banned in the 1800s to 1940s
Should be baned again. Its a sexist patriarchal holiday celebrating the birth of a man.
@@BoleDaPole I don't know if you're a radium or a troll but as a feminist: oh my God shut up.
@@theangryholmesian4556 yeah so lets fix it with authoritarianism, im sure they are trolling but this tendency of the modern left to fix social ills with extreme levels of government control is leading us in to a dystopian future that Orwell and Huxley couldn't even envision
@@awakeandwatching953 Bro. Not even close. The government if it exists should do it's JOB. That means tackling and fixing social ills, stopping the spread of disnformation, etc...Have you actually read 1984 or Brave New World?
Re: Bebes Kids it was the late Robin Harris, not Richard Pryor.
Beat me to the punch
Actually a sad story Harris died of a heart attack at the age of 36 in 1990, this was suppose to be his first leading role after a few years playing supporting roles in popular comedies.. when he passed bebes kids was only in preproduction so he didn’t even get to see any aspect of his creation come to life or let alone voice himself in the movie... I believe faizon love who does a dead ringer impersonation of Robin Harris is the one who voiced Robin’s character.
I still can't accept that I live in a universe where they made a game adaptation of _Auf Wiedersehen, Pet_ for the Spectrum.
It's not that I disapprove of course. It's just that the deeper layers of my mind, the layers beneath mundane consciousness and objective perception, refuses to accept that this isn't a lurid manifestation of my anarchic inner dreamscape, that has somehow inexplicably superimposed itself on Kim Justice's channel.
EDIT: I heard you mention Scarfolk on the Bionic Granny entry. Nice to see you are a fellow hauntology-head Kim! :D
I'm slightly disappointed they didn't make platformer out of "keeping up appearances", maybe as a collect-a-thon of buckets or something to get an invitation to the priests tea meetup or something.
@lasskinn474 you could collect either buckets or bouquets and it would work
34:45 The anti-drug Spectrum game sounds like something out of Brass Eye.
As a non-native, I really enjoy Kim's vocabulary palette. She always comes up with great expressions. I didn't even know "risible" was in the dictionnary (outside of Hello Hello of course).
*dictionary
Baba booey
@@bryangarcia5599 we need no dicktionary!!
Well, as a Google ceo..
..
Do you find it wisable when I mention my fwiend Biggus Dickus?
Quickly scanning to see if my titles made the list...Slaughter Sport, have at that...it was an Alpha build that Bobby the CEO of ACTV sold when he took over and fired all of us....and ....Xperts...yeah, fair enough....I do have a story about that one, but I will at least own that one.
Wait, you worked on those 2 games? Thats nice to know a dev is on youtube. Someone should interview you for a video!
@@avideogamemaster I'm way over interviewed, some very nice guy from Spain did a five hour documentary on me with out even talking to me, so there is way too much me out there as I also have done audio podcasts recently.
Gotta respect a guy who stands up and says "Yep that was me" & "Yep it was shite" The videogame industry has been making the same mistakes for its entire lifetime. From asking someone to create an ET game in a couple of weeks to Cyberpunk being rushed out unfinished. 40 years on and no lessons learned.
Was Xperts made by the same team as Eternal Champions or did they bring a whole new team on for it?
@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN Not the same team, it was a 3rd party dev team I believe
Fun video. I dont know anything about Amiga and ZX Spectrum stuff so its always fun to see crap games from those systems.
Amiga 500 - invest Sir, amazing times!!!!!
@@JestersDeadUK Yeah, they were great. But my god, there was some horse crap on it though!
Check out the great games from those systems too
I love these hour long+ videos. And after I've listened to them properly they work good as background noise to fall asleep to.
I forgot how depressingly dark, grey and brown so many mid 2000 PS2 games were...
Courbois software were originally a Dutch based public domain software developer. The A-Team was NOT an officially licensed A-Team game. They only sold it via mail order.
How does Kim Justice have so many few views. Deserves alot more views.
Charlie’s Angels on PS2 - yeah, I always wear a skimpy bikini to protect myself when going to brawl with crowbar wielding street thugs.
Wtf
It's what all strong independent wear 😜
I was unaware that the Fantasia game was bad. One of the few Mickey games I haven’t messed with much yet.
Make avgn review it
Oh, you're in for a treat Mike.
@@Kim_Justice what treat
Loving this so far (about 25 minutes in), but a little correction: Bebe's Kids was based on a routine by Robin Harris, not Richard Pryor. He sadly died of a heart attack right as he was starting to get popular.
Yeah, he was fearless and a very funny comedian
The game is actually based off of an animated movie which is based off of Robin Harris’ routine.
@@manrae To me, Richard Pryor's honesty was on of the most remarkable things about him. He talked about his experience as a crack user very directly and openly.
I typed my comment before reading yours lol
I was going to say the same thing. Glad I checked first. LOL
Whoever managed to flog a Dempsey and Makepiece licence to s software company deserves a raise. Brilliant as always Kim!!! Lots of reminders of my youth in there.
Crazy Frog is always one of the worst things ever in any incarnation
I mostly keep to myself and dont watch TV. Crazy frog had zero prior meaning for me personally before playing crazy frog arcade racer. Just seemed to be a mediocre take on Mario Kart.
I looked up crazy frog and was left confused by who exactly this frog was designed to appeal to.
Joe biden: hold my beer
@@AunCollective He also was a ringtone subsription scam
I still watch this from time to time. Kim's video's truly are the gift that never stops giving.
It's a really fun one!
Luckily the days of game developers releasing broken games on older systems are ....uh.....over?
Kim, just want to reiterate that your video game and computer documentaries are some of the best ever. I will revisit from time to time a lot.
I didn't grew up in the UK or the 80s for that matter but I find most of your documentaries fascinating. I learned so much and the content is both great, long and insightful.
I swear sometimes I feel like I grew up with UK micros as a result of them even though I never did. 😂
This is the miserable, mean-spirited list we wanted! Thank you.
Jack of the Beanstalk ( Spectrum ), Cybermorph ( Jaguar ) and Superman 64 ( N64 ) all deserve dishonourable mentions!
The guy who made the Drug Watch game was a bit of a big cheese at our local computer shop. His Dad also had a Quill created text adventure published.
I have to say, Fantasia has ONE redeeming quality : its attempt to render Stravinsky's The Rite of Spring through the Megadrive FM chip. This is a game I bought when it came out. Along with Sonic, thinking "this is going to be the new Castle of Illusion". Hopefully Sega did Quackshot after that.
Psygnosis Barbarian is one I struggled with. Controlling a barbarian by clicking icons and waiting for awkard movementanimations and trying to avoid hidden traps. Who thought that was a good idea?
Man, this is a fantastic comment. They were trying to do a mainstream version ofa dungeon crawler and thats what they made, hahaha.
Good thing you stopped with the PS2, since I think you could make a Top 100 Worst Game list consisting entirely of Wii games - the last hurrah of licensed shovelware.
Lol, I forgot the amplified hatred Kim has for Strider Returns. I get a genuine kick out of it. This list was great, especially for someone who has scarcely touched a British microcomputer.
That Akira game weirdly reminds me of that weird Terminator 2 MSDOS game's second stage.
34:47 The bleakest, most depressing game menu screen I’ve ever seen.
I actually bought a copy of Cyber Shinobi when I was a kid. I still enjoyed it despite its many flaws. I really don't know what the developers were thinking though, it was clunky and dull.
OMG. I didn't realize that Cisco Heat was so horrible on C-64. On Amiga it was a pretty nice game as far as I recall.
And I remember Hard Drivin' on Speccy being equally horrible but I still remember it fondly. It was - for a speccy - a real great game graphically.
Hi recently discovered your channel, loved going back through some of your lists and in depth videos. Just started getting back into retro gaming in a big way after recently buying a retro emulation handheld (which is probably sacrilege) but I've been having a blast and you've almost been like my curator. Keep up the great work and have a great Christmas
41:42 - excellent interpretation of Bob Ross if he ever got angry (which was never obvs)
What I like about the A Team game is how it forces you to look at the developer's name all the way through. He must have been very proud of what he had made, like God on the seventh day.
Kim, I want to thank you much. I have battled severe depression, and anger over forty years now.
Your channel has been helpful in calming the inner demon in my heart.
Thank you, never change this channels format. Keep on keeping on
Excellent video as always Kim. Such a fitting end to what's been the worst year I can remember.
Thank you so much for these love when you do these style videos they always put me at comfort since I was a troubled expelled from school teen..
I really like Peter Shilton's Handball Maradona, even if it is admittedly ropey. One of those guilty pleasures. The C64 version is a bit quicker.
45:50 Epilepsy warning, flashing lights
So many of the older games have those sequences, too. The Game Over screen for Jet Set Willy could kill.
I checked the comments to say this as well
Luckily I was looking at the screen directly
if you have epilepsy maybe you shouldn't be going out of your way to watch video game content instead of complaining so everyone bows to your condition. ijs.
Count Duckula 2: "Moves slower than a turn-based strategy game" I laughed out loud at this :)
1:13:04 Ah yes the famously stealthy ninja in their bright yellow and orange suit, classic !
Great video Kim and have a nice holidays.
The ESWAT main character, looks like Mr Soft, off that mint advert in the 80’s/90’s.
There should have been a brookside game. Walking around as Jimmy corkill looking for houses to rob and scallies to score smack from
Wow. Toxic as fuck.
Amazing video Kim, loved the Arnie impression too! Some pure cack that I have to download and play on this list.
Strider 2 walks like he's just stubbed his toe.
I'd love to hear a separate video on Kim's thoughts on Little Britain. Feel like there's a lot there.
I love seeing all these Spectrum games. It's a period in gaming history we didn't get in the US. There was some computer gaming in between the Atari collapse and Nintendo but nothing like the UK had with the Spectrum. I highly recommend the movie Micro Men to anyone interested in the UKs amazing Micro computer and gaming boom during that period. I've actually been playing some of Rare's first games on Spectrum with The Rare Collection in the X Box store. Horrible color palette but some great game play. Knight Lore and SabreWolf are my favorite so far. Hooked on your content. Keep em coming.
Use of the Irish expression there "beyond the plale" Kim, Thanks for the vids, Nollaig shona
@Grant Kerr certainly it originates in the English language, but it clearly relates to Ireland as you support. Many words and expressions in modern English have their roots in Irish or Ireland, beyond the pale being just one. Mind you I have never heard of it used in a pejorative sense, maybe you have an example? you mention “craic”, from what do you believe it originates my friend? I have never heard any alternative of its origination?
Another example is “it’s smashing” an anglicisation from the Irish “is maith sinn” literally means, I like that. The pronunciation of “is maith sinn” and “its smashing” almost being identical.
Gaelic languages predate most European languages it is only natural we share expressions and words.
Quite simply, the best video you've ever made, Kim. 2 hours of unadulterated joy.
I had the Flintstones game on my Speccy 48k. I honestly didn't know it was shit; always assumed that I was shit. This was cathartic, cheers.
Wow Thanks Kim! An early Christmas treat, So many great videos this year, One of my favourites was the best Code Masters games and this will be entertaining too!
Have a great New Year Kim. Really enjoy your videos. Very well produced and written. Hope you have a splendid 2021
I can't be the only one that adores the way Kim talks, it really helps that the content is great too! Thanks for the Christmas present, and merry Christmas to you from Canada.
Kin of the Rin, that's the thin!
"Bridge-It"! What a memory of that Amsoft title... I remember hating this so much that I wrote an "advert" for our local newsagent's window requesting that someone take this game away from me for free! I must have been around 7 at the time. I have had no responses to this day...
56:22 As a kid, my buddy and I played this game found out that you can cheese through the entire single player experience by climbing the cage to the top, dropping your opponent through the ring every time 🤣
Also, thanks for the heads up on Dick Tracey, I’ve been tempted to buy that a few times. Not anymore!
Glad you have kept to your usual style and chosen to omit the obvious stuff we're all tired of hearing about.
A great video, as always something new in there avoiding all the obvious. Nice one. Merry Christmas!!
Rise of the Robots, if you have a CDi or a 3do, then you'll unleash why Brian May's "Resurrection" is a badass song.
Loved this video, Kim! Bebe’s Kids is a really bad game for sure. It was based on standup by Robin Harris.
Yeah, certainly wasn't Richard Pryor
Love your work my friend! Thank you!
There is "Mister Kung-Fu" remake of "Kung Fu Master" on Spectrum much better than original.
The effort that goes into these videos is fantastic and i hope that people like me having to watch it in parts because of the length doesnt affect your view count.
62: London Cab Challenge looks like a discount Midtown Madness.
Thanks, I'd just forgotten what the Crazy Frog song sounds like after about 15 years since I last heard it, & now it's back stuck in my head all over again, many years of therapy wasted
Did you know about the Allo Allo had a competition attached to it ?
You had to find a hidden section take a picture of it and send it off the publishers to win a prize.
If you’re wondering, it was on the second level hidden in a train carriage.
Bad Cat looks an awful lot like the obstacle course in the C64 Double Dare!
It should be mentioned, on Disney's Fantasia, it was a game that never should have been made... Literally, it was made illegal by Disney to make any game under the Fantasia title. It was solely a mistake made, because no one was paying attention until the game actually came out, that the game was made at all.
I may have simply misunderstood your point, but for the record, Acclaim and LJN were the same publisher. Acclaim simply bought out a toy company in order to use their name to get around the "5 games per year" limit that Nintendo imposed on publishers. Not unlike the Konami/Ultra Games situation.
You did miss the point and you also focused on one line in a 2 hour video
Thanks Kim enjoyed your worst games. Merry Christmas and Happy new year.
Oh, gods, hearing Billy Connolly's fun opening for Super Gran rendered that way, my poor ears, my poor nostalgia
So many great movies that could've become incredible RPG's with expanded lore...just wasted on so many of these games...
Really good watch ty and a merry Christmas to you
I LOVE worst games videos. Cheers Kim Merry Christmas!
I love your videos. Thank you for this content. I’m glad I found your channel.
After 20 minutes I needed a break. Not because the video was bad, but because I almost pissed my pants laughing. Here, the humour of a critique is taken to a whole new level. Thanks Kim
Great video as always Kim. What a massive effort. So disappointing to see so many licensed games from the A-Z on here 😂😂
I'm very glad i found your channel.. Top Quality material. Thank You for making it for us to enjoy.
What a ride, thx for that early christmas present Kim!
I agree with everything said in this video. Amazing list Kim. Must have taken ages well done.
I love your videos so much. Narration and the information itself, I can't stop watching! I feel nostalgic even learning about games I never knew existed 😂
What a Christmas treat!
it's been a little bit since I've seen one of your videos but coming back is like catching up with an old friend.
your voice is very soothing to me 👍🏿
41:07 lol. I had this on the CPC464 as a kid and loved it, I even completed it as well. You forgot to mention the "driving stage" on the way to the bowling alley. I also liked the other Flintstones game that came before it, where you had to build a house and the game was all in yellow and black. Call me crazy but I loved those games. lol
Bad cats, i'm embarrassed to say that I used to enjoy playing bad cats on the CPC. i always get stuck on the over world map stage.
I'd say it's far from a game with no appeal, I like some things about it haha. Interesting design and art style that I can tell had a lot of effort. I'd say the same thing about Rise of the Robots too, that game has a really cool art style
Great video Kim keep up the great work. My computer as a kid was the Commodore 64.
Oh no, I had to play Lost World of Jenny as a "punishment game" for losing in an NES blind race stream. I don't even remember what game I lost at in regards to the race anymore. I only remember playing Jenny for several hours and getting quite close to the end. Some of the later stuff feels unrealistic to do on a regular playthrough. Absolute mess, horrible experience.
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You're welcome.
Nice Brasseye nod in there Kim.
Just started watching and glad to see Rise of The Robots in the intro. When I was a kid I spent the entirety of my birthday money on the Megadrive version of that game. I learned a hard lesson that day.
I was hopeing Captain Novolin would be amongst these, and I was not disappointed!
Kim, I don't know how you put yourself through some of your videos, but this one is evidence that you are a TRUE masochist! Thank you for suffering for our entertainment.
How did I not see this in my notifications?! Bless you kim and hope your christmas was awesome
Some guy shooting animal to get medicine, while popping beach balls for no reason... Sounds like a 90s platformer to me.
Rex Ronan looks like the flamethrower guy from The Running Man
Another great video, thanks Kim.
I applaud your sacrifice for our entertainment Kim. These are some terrible games. Some I’ve never heard of before. Kudos to you.
I watched this video at 1.25 speed and Sqij still looked slow.
ppl who do this are like vegans, thanks for letting all us know.
@@akalyx people who say people are like vegans, are like vegans. Thanks for letting us know you've seen other people say people are like vegans on the internet.
Hard Drivin was only released on compilation or as a budget title on the c64 so I suppose that was one saving grace.
I just discovered your channel, definitely subbing.. this video was an amazing 2 hrs, I really appreciate all the Spectrum love too (if you can call it that)
Doubt I'll be able to tune in on Xmas day Kim as I'm a strong believer that that's the one day everyone should be with family and day off social media,...unless you're on your own of course, either way have a good one.