Tim Hawkins - The Dollar Store + The Wedding + Tech Support

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @tooaware
    @tooaware 11 лет назад +20

    Tim never seems to run out of creativity. It is a testimony to the Creator he serves. I have never seen anyone as consistently funny with SO much new material. He far surpasses what the world thinks is funny. God bless him and his family. May one day their trips to the dollar store be over...

    • @robbymounce2676
      @robbymounce2676 2 года назад +1

      THANK GOD FOR THE DOLLAR STORE! HALLELUJAH! Rofl 🤣

  • @unimpressiveavenger
    @unimpressiveavenger 11 лет назад +63

    Love how he says "We're gonna cut that! That's not gonna be on the show!" And yet...it STILL appears on the DVD!

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething Год назад +4

    2 of these hit me on a spiritual and metaphysical level. The 3rd one still makes me laugh my head off, despite having no personal wedding experience.
    Edit:
    0:00 Dollar Store
    1:47 Inappropriate Wedding Songs
    4:16 Tech Support

  • @mifnp8887
    @mifnp8887 9 лет назад +18

    This guy is pure GENIUS!

  • @hugavet3049
    @hugavet3049 8 лет назад +31

    my whole family loves Tim. Chick-fil-A should be writing this guy royalty checks!

  • @juliawalsh7934
    @juliawalsh7934 8 лет назад +23

    Comic genius. Clever, smart, musical. The whole enchilada.

    • @logan2669
      @logan2669 8 лет назад +3

      I'd say more of a burrito...he's not that saucy (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @cashaaoh4590
    @cashaaoh4590 11 лет назад +5

    Oh, my word. Tim Hawkins can make country music sound amazing!!!!

  • @emmanixon1442
    @emmanixon1442 10 лет назад +12

    Love it! Big fan of Tim Hawkins

  • @mbpaisley1111
    @mbpaisley1111 9 лет назад +8

    I love this guy!

  • @galactic904
    @galactic904 8 лет назад +5

    This is my first, (2016). Wow, that was great!

  • @ablewhite91-13
    @ablewhite91-13 7 лет назад +7

    Oh my god, Tech Support had me in stitches

  • @musiciangirl591
    @musiciangirl591 13 лет назад +1

    i love this guy, i could listen to the same jokes over and over again and it will not get old :)

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 10 лет назад +31

    umm, yeah, never tell a comic he can play anything at your wedding!

  • @shallahcat
    @shallahcat 11 лет назад +3

    Tim....you are amazing...thanks for the much needed laugh...a good ol' belly laugh!!!

  • @barbaragrey2639
    @barbaragrey2639 3 года назад +1

    Thank you, you really bring laughter into my life🥰

  • @kimharris546
    @kimharris546 9 лет назад +1

    I enjoyed listening 2 everything on his RUclips site!

  • @HelixBrightstar
    @HelixBrightstar 11 лет назад +5

    Awesomely funny and we can all relate. Thanks for sharing this video. 😁

  • @snowbarbieblue
    @snowbarbieblue 13 лет назад +2

    "Twenty Nickels, that's a dollar, Sir. You were Home schooled weren't you?" LOL

    • @RWBHere
      @RWBHere 5 лет назад

      Thanks. I misheard that as 'You're old school, aren't you?'

  • @jenaraeholguin5451
    @jenaraeholguin5451 9 лет назад +24

    I always get a good laugh from his videos

  • @bldiva5883
    @bldiva5883 3 года назад +2

    Genuinely funny this man is hilarious!

  • @timsparks1858
    @timsparks1858 5 лет назад +1

    The great comedians of all time...Robin Williams, Cosby,Hope, Jonathan Winters,Skelton and others can add the name Hawkins to it!....brilliant!
    TimSr

  • @chloel.4289
    @chloel.4289 10 лет назад +10

    He was about to sing;
    "I'm about to bust the cap,
    Off this little piece of (crap)" lol😂

    • @-JaxonRay
      @-JaxonRay 7 лет назад +1

      yep. we all got the joke there.

    • @RWBHere
      @RWBHere 5 лет назад

      @@-JaxonRay They're lightning fast, up in them there hills!

  • @jeffreyewing6377
    @jeffreyewing6377 5 лет назад

    Hi Tim I seen your minstrise it's just what I needed to make my day I'm so thankgod God has been working in your minstrise and hi ow God has blessed not only fans but you as well God bless I'm praying for you and your wife and your family keep it up the grate work

  • @GracyMantoan
    @GracyMantoan 11 лет назад +50

    I could see him singing at the wedding: "Oh Oh here se comes, watch out boy, she'll chew you up, oh oh here she comes, she's the man eater..."

  • @jamie54311
    @jamie54311 11 лет назад +2

    Tim Hawkins need to come other to england he is fucking amazing and sing and writting songs love it come other and I bet the hole of england what to see you
    jamie

  • @leetrent747
    @leetrent747 7 лет назад +3

    I have carpal tunnel from adding his videos to my favorites.

  • @mollyamadio8272
    @mollyamadio8272 10 лет назад +5

    im going to see him perform at a church tonight!

  • @survivrs
    @survivrs 10 лет назад +16

    I was going to share this with my son who is engaged...but I like our future daughter-in-law so I won't do that but he is hilarious.

    • @OhioAngel
      @OhioAngel 10 лет назад +2

      If she has a sense of humor, she'd probably find it hilarious too :)

    • @kdvincent1982
      @kdvincent1982 8 лет назад

      +survivrs we are playing it at our wedding.

    • @survivrs
      @survivrs 8 лет назад

      Kenyon Vincent That's cool, I'm glad this came back to me because I did play it for our daughter-in-law and she laughed her butt off. She thinks Tim is hilarious as we do.

    • @kdvincent1982
      @kdvincent1982 8 лет назад +1

      +survivrs Gonna be awesome, along with The Wife Song.

    • @survivrs
      @survivrs 8 лет назад

      Kenyon Vincent Oh yeahhhh!!!!

  • @julialynch2328
    @julialynch2328 3 года назад +3

    How can people give this a thumbs down ? I think some people are so miserable that they want to spread misery!

  • @venesmarie
    @venesmarie 12 лет назад

    im a instant fan!

  • @raccoontrapper
    @raccoontrapper 13 лет назад

    This is awesome! I like Tim.

  • @robbymounce2676
    @robbymounce2676 2 года назад +1

    PERSONALLY, I like the SPOTIFY VERSION of the TROUBLSHOOTING song better……….… lol it’s GREAT! 🤣

  • @lisafitzpatrick4279
    @lisafitzpatrick4279 5 лет назад

    You are hilarious!! Love love your videos!!! 😘😍

  • @TheDisciplesofjesus
    @TheDisciplesofjesus 12 лет назад +2

  • @bucslife7402
    @bucslife7402 11 лет назад +5

    need to ad jesse's girl to wedding songs

  • @MicaAnneArts
    @MicaAnneArts 7 лет назад +3

    I actually work at the dollar store. And I've seen all of the things he sang about getting. 😆

  • @josephamendolea3431
    @josephamendolea3431 10 лет назад +7

    I like the tech support song. "Time to bust a cap in this piece of....Microsoft Windows" ROFL! YEah...if I ever get another laptop I'll replace the main hard drive with a solid-state drive (and turn the hard drive it came with into an external hard drive for extra storage space) and I'll install Ubuntu (a Unix/Linux derivative) to it. Unix/Linux based OSes have crashed on me far less often than Windows

    • @chrisgoeltzenleuchter4022
      @chrisgoeltzenleuchter4022 9 лет назад

      +Joseph Amendolea amen to that!

    • @MegaMusic4Life13
      @MegaMusic4Life13 8 лет назад

      +Joseph Amendolea O.o uuuuuh......i like the song too, that same part was VERY funny.... u lost me on all ur fancy tech words...xD

    • @haavenrentfro745
      @haavenrentfro745 4 года назад

      I'm just going to pretend I understood every bit of that and go on with my day lol

  • @arkhambricksskylar3808
    @arkhambricksskylar3808 7 лет назад +5

    It's time to bust a cap in this piece of......CPU Microsoft window.....

  • @BlueArrow21
    @BlueArrow21 12 лет назад

    "Heard it from a friend whooo, heard it from a friend whooo..." Haha.. classic!

  • @martyhall9663
    @martyhall9663 7 лет назад

    why in the hell would you take my volume away last night. Thank God my Husband restored it. WE I AM.

  • @Ryan_omalley04
    @Ryan_omalley04 6 лет назад +2

    THE SOUND QUALITY

  • @gaston8512
    @gaston8512 6 лет назад +2

    The I.T. Anthem 4:31
    It's time to bust a cap in this CPU!!

  • @bettylott2778
    @bettylott2778 2 года назад

    I Love this

  • @Kaff231
    @Kaff231 10 лет назад +35

    20 nickels that's a dollar. That is all...

    • @Moviefan2k4
      @Moviefan2k4 7 лет назад +4

      "You were home-schooled, weren't you?" =)

  • @wkoster5
    @wkoster5 12 лет назад

    Love this guy, so funny!

  • @cindydugan428
    @cindydugan428 10 лет назад +1

    Love this was great LOL

  • @cherrybomb594
    @cherrybomb594 11 лет назад +1

    lmbooooo love tim Hawkins

  • @ATEGD
    @ATEGD 13 лет назад +5

    "It's time to bust a cap, in this piece of.... microsoft windows" aha :)

  • @FromCrimsonToWool
    @FromCrimsonToWool 13 лет назад

    HOLY CRAP! VOLUME LEVELING!

  • @LattimoreforHeisman
    @LattimoreforHeisman 11 лет назад +1

    That's where a sense of humor is needed

  • @DavidCrainG8r4Lyfe
    @DavidCrainG8r4Lyfe 13 лет назад +6

    "If Bill Gates was standing here, I'd SMACK HIS FOUR-EYED FACE!" LOL

  • @TRINIDYBONES458
    @TRINIDYBONES458 9 лет назад +3

    His voice is amazing! How does he do that?!?!?

    • @stephaniewordwoman
      @stephaniewordwoman 9 лет назад +2

      Hfamily What I want to know is, how does he come up with those lyrics? (i.e., the Tech Support song, not the ones where the tune is borrowed).

    • @MegaMusic4Life13
      @MegaMusic4Life13 8 лет назад

      +Hfamily He made a video on him mawking peoples accents..i think its on his YT channel..
      : )

  • @bootmender
    @bootmender 4 года назад

    If you can’t be with the one you love; love the one your with.

  • @NIghtRider805
    @NIghtRider805 13 лет назад

    i love the tech song :D

  • @zombruchal
    @zombruchal 12 лет назад

    how did i get here from a Ron Paul video??? but I'm glad I did!!

  • @cheryldurham7266
    @cheryldurham7266 10 лет назад +1

    awesome

  • @MrsCherrySlushy
    @MrsCherrySlushy 13 лет назад

    THIS......GUY....ROCKS!!!!!

  • @GoodyChild7
    @GoodyChild7 13 лет назад

    i love his im amatation of text support the first time i watch this my sister was on the phone with someone from there sounded just like it lol

  • @melissasw64
    @melissasw64 11 лет назад +1

    Where have you been all my life!

  • @MotownLyrics22
    @MotownLyrics22 12 лет назад

    I'd need to thumb this up like 10 times :)

  • @katieadams7803
    @katieadams7803 8 лет назад +1

    That is way cool!!!

  • @hoffheins
    @hoffheins 12 лет назад

    wow... he is a great singer for a entertainer! teeheee

  • @lilianabello4058
    @lilianabello4058 8 лет назад +1

    Love it my money loves it toooooooooo

  • @whitneystevens4835
    @whitneystevens4835 5 лет назад

    Love it

  • @genius-no5sl
    @genius-no5sl 6 лет назад

    Brilliant

  • @balkatron1
    @balkatron1 10 лет назад +1

    I love it lol

  • @MonotonouslySporadic
    @MonotonouslySporadic 13 лет назад

    Thank God for the Dollar Store.

  • @Christayyy13
    @Christayyy13 11 лет назад +1

    this is too funny!!

  • @bradleyropp2307
    @bradleyropp2307 11 лет назад +1

    Dude u r AWESOMW

  • @MrKyledude18
    @MrKyledude18 13 лет назад

    "It's timeeee to bust a cap in the piece of err MICROSOFT WINDOOOOOWS!! it's time to bust a cap in this CPU!" I rofl at that every time.

  • @emilycaudle9365
    @emilycaudle9365 10 лет назад +4

    I am most likely the only person that was actually signing the real song " thank God I'm a country boy"

    • @darkwaltz00
      @darkwaltz00 10 лет назад +3

      Nah Thank God Im A Country Boy is my jam. I knew exactly what he was singing

    • @emilycaudle9365
      @emilycaudle9365 10 лет назад +2

      Yay! Another person who loves the song!!!!

    • @lorijohnson935
      @lorijohnson935 10 лет назад +1

      darkwaltz00

    • @awilliams5358
      @awilliams5358 10 лет назад +3

      Thank God I'm a country boy is the best!! Long live John Denver! :)

    • @bluskies1000
      @bluskies1000 7 лет назад

      Well, after hearing it played about two million times, on the radio while stuck in LA's traffic, it sticks in the mind like old commercials!
      Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Oh What a Relief It Is...
      The Best Part of Waking Up...
      I'm a Pepper Hei's Pepper Wouldn’t You Like To Be A Pepper Too?

  • @judahthomason
    @judahthomason 11 лет назад +1

    I AGREE!

  • @janetaldrich7747
    @janetaldrich7747 5 лет назад

    I thank God for the dollar store too.

  • @katguid2005
    @katguid2005 12 лет назад

    I love the Dollar store and all of his songs he is soooooooooooo funny I love it when he says Fiddle Faddle because when he did I cracked up, I know exactly waht Fiddle Faddle is because I am from the South.

  • @kubel83
    @kubel83 8 лет назад +1

    Really good:)

  • @JenniLucysMommy
    @JenniLucysMommy 9 лет назад +23

    74 people have zero since of humor.

  • @maxiebrostee2805
    @maxiebrostee2805 5 лет назад

    Tim is so funny I have never laughed so much

  • @mickmeggie
    @mickmeggie 13 лет назад

    He's a genius.

  • @katguid2005
    @katguid2005 12 лет назад

    @adriennesmiles yes the dollar store song is Thank God I'm a country boy by John Denver

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 11 лет назад +1

    Agreed.

  • @Aithica
    @Aithica 7 лет назад +1

    "a ring for my wife" noone laughs at that line but me

  • @pi2z806
    @pi2z806 7 лет назад

    Nice quality

  • @xfactor98765
    @xfactor98765 11 лет назад +1

    I found a full concert from the show "Bananas", Thor Ramsey hosted various comedians, Jeff Allen[Happy wife happy life], any how Tim was very fresh and still funnier than most of the secular "established".Search Tim Hawkins and it may come up.

  • @lindsaywedeman7945
    @lindsaywedeman7945 10 лет назад +1

    LOL HAHA! Love it.

  • @bayleedeines9091
    @bayleedeines9091 12 лет назад

    ok thaanksssss

  • @KarolynHerreraBookEditor
    @KarolynHerreraBookEditor 5 лет назад

    "No need to reboot it!" lol

  • @nerdsquaredfilms
    @nerdsquaredfilms 11 лет назад +1

    Nope, I'm with you!!!!!!

  • @denp54z
    @denp54z 10 месяцев назад

    12 years later it's now the $5.00 stores !
    Payday Candy Bar is now $4.50 !

  • @MrsJasmyn45
    @MrsJasmyn45 9 лет назад +40

    Dude.. The sound quality is ear bleeding loud.

    • @redreapert.8592
      @redreapert.8592 9 лет назад +1

      +Raeyne Jaymeson
      *Sarcasm* OH NO! DID THEY FORGET THE VOLUME ADJUSTER ON YOUR COMPUTER?! *Sarcasm*

    • @redreapert.8592
      @redreapert.8592 9 лет назад +2

      +Raeyne Jaymeson
      Sarcasm definition - "the use of irony to mock or convey contempt."
      The definition of sarcasm is basically someone being a dick. I know exactly what sarcasm means, however, it appears you do not. :)

    • @loristrout4741
      @loristrout4741 8 лет назад +1

      +RedReaper T. score 1 for you

    • @SilverGummiShark
      @SilverGummiShark 8 лет назад +5

      Volume adjustment isn't gonna fix horrible audio editing that is peaking off the oscillator.

    • @stephanylearasmussen7393
      @stephanylearasmussen7393 8 лет назад +1

      Games games2win games Wii games games games I'm talking to I'm saying games scary dummy game you stupid head

  • @howiej2000
    @howiej2000 11 лет назад +1

    have you ever called tech support? That's the voice you will hear.

  • @jparkerlive
    @jparkerlive 13 лет назад

    i was there when this was recorded i think

  • @islander31
    @islander31 13 лет назад

    HILARIOUOOOOOS!

  • @EzekielCarsella117
    @EzekielCarsella117 12 лет назад

    better believe it!!

  • @StephFrandsen
    @StephFrandsen 10 лет назад +7

    Lol, isn't that so true about who is answering for tech support. Whenever I heard that, if I followed through, my computer was virused out completely within a few weeks so folks....... there's yer sign ;-)

    • @MegaMusic4Life13
      @MegaMusic4Life13 8 лет назад +1

      +Jellybean Frandsen *CH-CH. BAM!* ; ) xD

    • @StephFrandsen
      @StephFrandsen 8 лет назад

      4:30 Technical difficulties song lol

    • @MegaMusic4Life13
      @MegaMusic4Life13 8 лет назад

      *Embarrassed with what i wrote yesterday* i- uuh. Was mimicing a sound of a gun charging and being shot.. iKr!!! I love that!

    • @StephFrandsen
      @StephFrandsen 8 лет назад

      Lol, I thought it was the sound of cymbals & drums after a funny joke ;-)

    • @MegaMusic4Life13
      @MegaMusic4Life13 8 лет назад

      Well, i guess it could be that too!! After all u r a pretty good joke-ster! ; )

  • @kierablackwell4850
    @kierablackwell4850 11 лет назад +1

    i thank God for the Dollar Store to. i get my CANDY FROM THERE

  • @rebeccathomas557
    @rebeccathomas557 12 лет назад

    Another bad one for weddings is Cocaine Blues by Johnny Cash. Seriously. Look it up and while listening, imagine it being played at a wedding.

  • @25151206
    @25151206 12 лет назад

    @katguid2005 What is fiddle faddle? (Sorry I don't know it, I'm from the uk, lol)

  • @HPCPatti
    @HPCPatti 12 лет назад

    This is a good place to stop tonight....don't think I can do better than TECH SUPPORT.

  • @TankuBOSS
    @TankuBOSS 7 лет назад

    Ironically the stage light was green when he was singing about the 💵 store

  • @clint4Now
    @clint4Now 13 лет назад

    @TheLog4571 awesome!