BuzzBallz Review: Fun Times If You Ask Me

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2020
  • BuzzBallz. Say it with me. BuzzBallz! I had a ball with these corner store gems, but they were definitely tough to juggle. A perfect holiday treat???? Watch to find out!
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Комментарии • 292

  • @someoneelse878
    @someoneelse878 3 года назад +1428

    This channel is basically just watching a man's slow descent into alcoholism and insanity.
    It's awesome

    • @maggydasmauschen373
      @maggydasmauschen373 3 года назад +43

      @@harroldyoungling1481 it isnt

    • @jersmont1309
      @jersmont1309 3 года назад +3

      I too have enjoyed the train-wreak that is his life so far this is awesome

    • @cenobitetoastcrunch8803
      @cenobitetoastcrunch8803 3 года назад +1

      @@harroldyoungling1481 You team Snip? or Keep?

    • @forrest8566
      @forrest8566 3 года назад +3

      Also known as, my life in 2020.

    • @ti1883
      @ti1883 3 года назад

      very easy to relate to

  • @jordanissport
    @jordanissport 3 года назад +704

    This is what my Mom drinks before she starts verbally and mentally abusing me.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 года назад +633

      She sounds festive!

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly 3 года назад +18

      Best comment ever

    • @richardrallo6605
      @richardrallo6605 3 года назад +2

      You and Mommy got ESP? How do you mentally abuse someone?? 😀

    • @JessHull
      @JessHull 3 года назад +12

      @@richardrallo6605 you really don't know?

    • @richardrallo6605
      @richardrallo6605 3 года назад

      @@JessHull No Jess, I really don't know. Please be so kind as to explain? (Remember now, your explanation can't involve using words, because that'd be VERBALLY, which here is differentiated from MENTALLY)
      I'll wait...

  • @thelawofsteve
    @thelawofsteve 3 года назад +140

    "It is kind of a classy drink, based on what I've been doing lately." is my mood almost every night.

    • @matthewhawking4318
      @matthewhawking4318 2 года назад +1

      i can't believe how stupid Yo.Tu. is, yet I'm happy.

  • @carrottopevans
    @carrottopevans 3 года назад +593

    This channel is dangerously underrated. You are so good with your descriptives

    • @QuarterSwede
      @QuarterSwede 3 года назад +13

      Like watered down ovaltine with some alcohol like grandad used to make, smells of stale coconut, like you’d find in your pantry after it’s been there for several years, tastes exactly like you’d get at the cheapest resort in the Bahamas.
      Yep. This guy is a descriptive genius. Instant sub from me. Lol.

    • @richardrallo6605
      @richardrallo6605 3 года назад +4

      Not under-rated, just under-watched... For now...

    • @jeremy-psychonautlsdmtdr-k5140
      @jeremy-psychonautlsdmtdr-k5140 3 года назад

      I agree

    • @memecream5834
      @memecream5834 3 года назад

      I low key feel the comments make the channel also

    • @CANControlGRAFFITI
      @CANControlGRAFFITI 2 года назад

      Yep. Somebody might get hurt or worse.

  • @rachelface927
    @rachelface927 3 года назад +110

    “Like a beer can had sex with a Christmas ornament.” My god dude your descriptions are amazing.

  • @jakeconnelly2441
    @jakeconnelly2441 3 года назад +230

    "Feels like I was just licking Jimmy Buffet" I fucking died.

    • @EmeryJude
      @EmeryJude 3 года назад

      Jimmy Buffett Ballz!

  • @allisontallantmcculley1047
    @allisontallantmcculley1047 3 года назад +78

    The only way I can describe this channel is ✨sophisticated chaos✨

  • @Fishua221
    @Fishua221 3 года назад +165

    When I was 18 I drank 3 BuzzBallz in a row and had to go to the emergency room that night. Great review as always!

    • @tedfort1698
      @tedfort1698 3 года назад +18

      Did you fall off a ladder?

    • @Fishua221
      @Fishua221 3 года назад +61

      @@tedfort1698 no I found out I have an "alcohol intolerance" or whatever they call it lol ok doc

    • @MyBoomStick1
      @MyBoomStick1 3 года назад +1

      Your profile pic is great 😂

    • @paynekaufmann403
      @paynekaufmann403 3 года назад +32

      i drank 3 in 10 minutes and told every girl on my snap i wanted to fuck

    • @birdpersonbudtender7771
      @birdpersonbudtender7771 3 года назад

      @@Fishua221 so in other words u blacked out? Lol

  • @skraminc
    @skraminc 3 года назад +19

    scratch and sniff chocolate stickers is the most, recognizable, descriptive term i've ever heard from a sommelier

  • @TheOriginalMad
    @TheOriginalMad 3 года назад +49

    You're like if Jim Carrey grew up as an accountant

  • @lordkuso2710
    @lordkuso2710 3 года назад +9

    "That chocolate is very reminiscent of scratch n sniff stickers" I felt that.

  • @innocentoctave
    @innocentoctave 3 года назад +32

    The TruckNutz of beverages, and every bit as classy.

    • @majestic5727
      @majestic5727 3 года назад +3

      More like the bath bombs of beverages

  • @crystalsmuse
    @crystalsmuse 3 года назад +26

    The way his little rabbit nose twitches back and forth while swishing the wine is so adorable. Gets me every time.

  • @xydya
    @xydya 3 года назад +89

    This is definitely the best channel I've found in 2020. Been here from the first video, can't wait to see you hit 10k

    • @HoneyD109
      @HoneyD109 3 года назад +1

      he has 90k on tiktok lol

    • @jersmont1309
      @jersmont1309 3 года назад

      @@HoneyD109 Does he dance?

    • @qwertyCandy
      @qwertyCandy 3 года назад +2

      This + James Hoffmann. Ironically both reviewing beverages, but sort of on the opposite sides of the spectrum 😂

    • @brien1254
      @brien1254 3 года назад +1

      He's at almost 50k now

  • @alexwirtz9780
    @alexwirtz9780 3 года назад +28

    "I didn't hate em"
    Well, now I'm sold. Going out to try some ballz rn

  • @dansie87
    @dansie87 3 года назад +8

    I am from Germany and really fascinated what you about the stuff you can get in the US. Loving this channel.

  • @Tenkai917
    @Tenkai917 3 года назад +23

    A local convenience store I frequent had these in a lock box by the register with a sign saying "Limit 3 per customer per day." When I asked about it, the guy told me that I could buy as many as I want. Turns out he put up the sign because the manager of the nail salon next door had gotten into the habit of getting wasted on Buzzballs all day every day and fighting with his customers. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @watchingitallhere
      @watchingitallhere Год назад +1

      You are cool dude. I watched your ML videos but it seems like you got out of it. Anyway cheers.

    • @Tenkai917
      @Tenkai917 Год назад +2

      @@watchingitallhere Thanks. I some good times making those videos, but it seemed like it was becoming more of an obligation to drink on camera than a side hobby. The community also kind of went to s*** and it just wasn't fun interacting with people anymore.
      I've basically quit drinking entirely anyway and moved onto other projects. I may eventually start posting videos about unrelated topics, but at the moment have no plans to do so. Cheers.

  • @TheBoliviaShow
    @TheBoliviaShow 3 года назад +92

    Im just waiting for you to hit 1 million bro. Ive been here from the start

    • @athompson5080
      @athompson5080 3 года назад +5

      Same... won’t be long.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 года назад +68

      Only 993,720 away!

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 3 года назад +3

      @@unemployedwineguy More like 989,400 now.

    • @MrSplic3r
      @MrSplic3r 3 года назад +5

      985,900 .. that's actually pretty good growth. I'm going to keep sharing the madness if you keep making it!

    • @rayselM
      @rayselM 3 года назад

      977500 now

  • @texasdes142
    @texasdes142 3 года назад +5

    The looks, the jokes, the JUGGLING. That's a triple threat.

  • @CS-er3ib
    @CS-er3ib 3 года назад +19

    I want to see you play Edward 40 Hands.

  • @NotKimiRaikkonen
    @NotKimiRaikkonen 3 года назад +23

    Watching him swish these sugary drinks makes my teeth hurt.

  • @archmage6725
    @archmage6725 3 года назад +2

    0:16 his absolute surprise, and subsequent realization of what he's about to drink is the best part of this video lol

  • @Klavavaski
    @Klavavaski 3 года назад +4

    It's only a matter of time before this channel _blows up_. Your man is out here with solid comedic chops and to-the-point videos with no fluff, no cards, and no ridiculously lengthy intro and outro. Good branding, good pacing, and regular uploads. Very refreshing change of pace.

  • @wmredwine
    @wmredwine 3 года назад +6

    The ways this channel is morphing are spectacular to see. I love it!

  • @andie_pants
    @andie_pants 3 года назад +7

    Died at "tastes like I'm licking Jimmy Buffett."

  • @andynewhouse
    @andynewhouse 3 года назад +18

    You "didn't hate it!" Highest praise yet - almost interested in trying these. Almost.

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo 3 года назад +2

      Please don’t. I’m very surprised all the praise he gave these god awful ballz of contempt

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 3 года назад

      I do not recommend

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo 3 года назад

      @walterjonas25 there are so many better options

  • @ARSZLB
    @ARSZLB 3 года назад +5

    “feels like i was just licking Jimmy Buffett” 🤣

  • @fcknrad
    @fcknrad 3 года назад

    Sir. I've been A fan of your videos for some tim now. I just wanna say thank you so much for all the content.

  • @parkers7224
    @parkers7224 3 года назад +1

    I love this channel. Your descriptions A1, I started with the four loko one. Cant stop getting laughs outta this 🤣. I would love to see a fireball review. Definitely subscribed and showing to friends 👍

  • @user-zh4cp5tq8w
    @user-zh4cp5tq8w 3 года назад +17

    This feels like a Tim heidecker sketch

    • @Soullessservant
      @Soullessservant 3 года назад

      BRO you never hear people talk about Tim😂😂 I’m a die hard On Cinema head

  • @hosonitz
    @hosonitz 3 года назад

    How are there not more views of your videos. This stuff is hilarious. Thanks man!

  • @donnavitalie5412
    @donnavitalie5412 3 года назад +1

    These just keep getting better! I love the pairing suggestions - hahah! I vote for a Wild Irish Rose review next. :-)

  • @bunnyfoofoo6238
    @bunnyfoofoo6238 3 года назад

    OMG I love watching you so much 😂 I've been following you on tiktok since you started and watching these here again, no less funny and entertaining. We're going to need a nickname for your fan base. 😂😂

  • @sbh_tx
    @sbh_tx 3 года назад +4

    Fun Buzzball Facts: my dad met the lady who invented these when he worked at a distributor. Buzzballs also sponsors the cafeteria hand sanitizer at Texas A&M Commerce.

    • @LadyAnuB
      @LadyAnuB 3 года назад

      So you sanitize your BuzzBallz hand(s) after you've made them the recipient of grandpa's chocolate Ovaltine coming back up?

  • @SpaceTimeManipulatorSTM
    @SpaceTimeManipulatorSTM 3 года назад

    You just do such a great job of playing a type of person I don't appreciate all that much that it took me like 1/2 a second to get in to your channel but really I don't care how much of this is the real you vs a character... this is great. Thank You.

  • @SuperVolsung
    @SuperVolsung 3 года назад

    unironically great content. Keep it coming

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 3 года назад

    Okay this one got me to sub, top tier content

  • @shaggythefoxx
    @shaggythefoxx 3 года назад

    One of my favorite new channels!

  • @ClockySauce
    @ClockySauce 3 года назад +15

    I have a tattoo of the Steel Reserve logo. Will you review that in the tall 24 oz can? I find that it tastes best in the tall can and not in 40oz variety. It's slow brewed for exceptionally smooth flavor. Says it right on the can.

    • @timkenda8203
      @timkenda8203 3 года назад

      The can lied to us all. The 40s were the best for Edward 40 hands though. 2 rounds and youre blacked out for two days!

  • @KyoukixOokami
    @KyoukixOokami 3 года назад

    I'm turning 21 tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out what to buy as my first legal cocktail (even if it's premade). I found your channel through Google and I now look to you for insightful commentary on the alcohols. Thank you for your service.

  • @jefferymichaels3218
    @jefferymichaels3218 3 года назад

    Lucky to have come across the channel these are uncomfortably accurate and I’m here for all of it.

  • @carrottopevans
    @carrottopevans 3 года назад +5

    Thanks for the 3-for-1 review vid

  • @JohnA...
    @JohnA... 3 года назад

    The "beer can had sex with a christmas ornament" encouraged me to hit the sub button. That was good.

  • @TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth
    @TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth 3 года назад

    I've literally watched you gain 4k subs in half a day. Mad props

  • @drater1529
    @drater1529 3 года назад

    what a gem of a channel to stumble upon while im unemployed

  • @caseyburns3
    @caseyburns3 3 года назад

    I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in awhile, the algorithm is clearly doing this man dirty these deserve way more views

  • @chrisbillington2159
    @chrisbillington2159 3 года назад

    Enjoying the nose twitch during the mouth swish... a bit like a bunny chewing a dandelion

  • @benjaminsmall
    @benjaminsmall 3 года назад

    Keep it up! You’re getting even better

  • @AxeonEliteGaming
    @AxeonEliteGaming 3 года назад +2

    It sounded like you said 50% alcohol and I got scared for a minute.

  • @rhyssanders9122
    @rhyssanders9122 3 года назад

    Hes the king of the hurting smile lol so goood

  • @elliotburing87
    @elliotburing87 3 года назад

    Major thumbs up for that juggling!

  • @lainalien
    @lainalien 3 года назад +3

    I got these on a Spirit flight. They're perfectly fine airplane booze.

  • @allypeez4099
    @allypeez4099 3 года назад

    This is such a nice blend of yummies!

  • @emiliosemporium3977
    @emiliosemporium3977 3 года назад

    They’re like the Little Hugs we had as kids but for adults 😬😂😂😂

  • @mythical_pizza
    @mythical_pizza 3 года назад +1

    I though he said "50%, right in that wine territory". 15% might be, but after rewatching several times I swear he actually says 50, I've never see a wine that high.

  • @speedboiandbish
    @speedboiandbish 3 года назад

    Our favorite combo is a buzz ball and gas station hot dog. Ultimate depression.

  • @breneal1307
    @breneal1307 3 года назад +1

    omg i’m in love w this dude

  • @UltraThicc
    @UltraThicc 3 года назад +2

    Sick juggling bro

  • @LandaSSHans
    @LandaSSHans 3 года назад

    Do you cleanse your palate in between flavours?

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 3 года назад +5

    Oh wow, there's a gas station near the beach that sells these... I almost picked up a few on my last beach trip but was too afraid, now that they got the unemployedwineguy seal of approval I am _definiely_ going to snag a few the next time I go get some sun.

  • @stayhazy2478
    @stayhazy2478 3 года назад

    I cracked Open the green one right as you did and took a sip at the same time hahah. These are pretty good lol

  • @drengillespie
    @drengillespie 2 года назад

    I had those things constantly when I was in Vegas.

  • @aaronk3505
    @aaronk3505 3 года назад

    This guy is hilarious, he needs more views

  • @Moore1600
    @Moore1600 3 года назад

    ‘I’m getting notes of a deep sense of regret in a parking lot for a Jimmy Buffet concert. That Kia certainly contained some screams, credit to you Kia.”

  • @jacksonueland
    @jacksonueland 3 года назад

    love his suburban blues clues look doing alc reviews lmao

  • @taylor3229
    @taylor3229 3 года назад

    This is my new favorite thing and I’m still trying to decide if that’s a real kitchen 😂😂😂

  • @Mutantcy1992
    @Mutantcy1992 3 года назад +3

    Thought you said it comes in at 50% and was like holy shit

  • @killiankerosene7676
    @killiankerosene7676 3 года назад

    You're literally just the fucking best. You pick me up a lot with your videos.

  • @giovannibertocci8944
    @giovannibertocci8944 3 года назад

    I'm so happy I'm here before your channel gets millions of views

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 3 года назад

    They have these at my golf course. I down 2 before the first hole, then 1 every 3 or 4 holes. Somehow I don’t remember the final 3 holes

  • @kindcoffeeart
    @kindcoffeeart 3 года назад

    I’m sharing you everywhere I can lmao 🤣

  • @chrism82793
    @chrism82793 3 года назад +1

    Buzzballz... Like a kid gave you their version of alcohol

  • @carterbrown8498
    @carterbrown8498 3 года назад

    Newer subscriber here...absolutely love this chaotic shit.

  • @allypeez4099
    @allypeez4099 3 года назад

    Love them!! This is my pandemic go to!!! Ally from California

  • @Jenni_Lou821
    @Jenni_Lou821 3 года назад +2

    The chocolate one is definitely my favorite

  • @IsaacCoverstone
    @IsaacCoverstone 3 года назад

    This guy deserves way more views than he's getting.

  • @AndrewJaws
    @AndrewJaws 3 года назад

    The only time I’ve ever hit the alert bell.

  • @james5057
    @james5057 3 года назад

    where do u find buzzballs

  • @OkellaWood
    @OkellaWood 3 года назад

    I suggest Night Train Express. Its a fortified wine and is usually hanging out next to MD 20/20. Also Cisco is one to "taste". Great videos btw.

  • @penrod4523
    @penrod4523 3 года назад

    cool. subscribed.

  • @TheBecca5634
    @TheBecca5634 3 года назад

    Where are these filmed?! In a show home? What's with the pool renderings?
    But also obsessed with this... I just watched every video in order back to back...

  • @710whiskey
    @710whiskey Год назад

    So he just be tasting it nd spitting it out 😂😂

  • @TheBoliviaShow
    @TheBoliviaShow 3 года назад +4

    PS. if you ever want to come to Bolivia and collab on some tasting of crazy Bolivian alcohols let me know. I did one review of a $3 Bolivia bottle of wine and plan to make more for fun. You kind inspired me to do some taste testing of some wacky stuff that they sell here in Bolivia that ive never seen in the USA

  • @fodaforce90
    @fodaforce90 3 года назад

    Here before this guy blows up

  • @jeffbruce
    @jeffbruce 3 года назад +2

    I feel seen with that stale coconut comment. 😭

  • @johnk7093
    @johnk7093 3 года назад +2

    3:04..... ohh, thats why they exploded when you popped the top.... now it became clear....

  • @michaellailer9818
    @michaellailer9818 3 года назад

    You had a great opportunity to day " let's bust some balls! "

  • @GregWillingham
    @GregWillingham 3 года назад +2

    You missed an opportunity to put the lime in the coconut.

  • @BoJack42069
    @BoJack42069 3 года назад +2

    We have the same sink

  • @shartbake1134
    @shartbake1134 3 года назад +1

    Please review Guinness Draught Stout, it's one of my favorite beers. I can pop the cap like a champagne cork with a bic lighter, it's a nifty trick to surprise everyone, if you happen to drink socially.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Год назад

    I don’t know how I missed this one. It is fun to hear PV3 say balls repeatedly though.

  • @michaelhuey4187
    @michaelhuey4187 3 года назад +7

    Does anybody besides me, think this guy reminds you of a young Jim Carrey? (somebody Stop Me)

  • @ChristianDeLarge
    @ChristianDeLarge 5 месяцев назад

    So, like, I was watching this while eating pizza rolls and drinking buzzballz. Does this guy have a camera hidden in my kitchen?

  • @squidcaps4308
    @squidcaps4308 3 года назад +1

    I would love if this "show" would slowly show a change, things being repossessed, the host descending into hopelessness.. but i think it would be quite a bit of work to do it. It would make this very long but excellent sketch.

    • @thecrunch8008
      @thecrunch8008 8 месяцев назад

      i ain’t letting this comment get lost, that’s a genuinely hilarious idea bro

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 3 года назад

    The only place I'd ever seen BuzzBallz before they started to show up in my local grocery last year was on Spirit Airlines flights. I can't tell if that say more about the BuzzBallz, Spirit Airlines, or me.

  • @TheWittyGeek
    @TheWittyGeek 3 года назад

    Do some green tea shots!

  • @stp423
    @stp423 3 года назад +8

    Curious, do you/will you review any nice wines? Because, I would love to hear legit reviews and recommendations mixed in with these hilarious ones.

    • @unemployedwineguy
      @unemployedwineguy  3 года назад +23

      So you're saying you don't consider Thunderbird a nice wine? Interesting...(and also yes, someday)

    • @stp423
      @stp423 3 года назад +3

      @@unemployedwineguy I mean "piss wine" and "nice wine" aren't exactly synonyms

    • @dsg148
      @dsg148 3 года назад +5

      @@unemployedwineguy I think the MD2020 counts as a fine wine given the rarity factor of the blue raspberries.

  • @MADExotix
    @MADExotix 3 года назад

    Coming in quick before the review, I actually like these for when I’m already a bit drunk... when I’m sober they taste like the juice at the bottom of a trash can.

  • @shanandcool
    @shanandcool 3 года назад

    I was the fan request 😏

  • @saladid82
    @saladid82 3 года назад

    as a wine sales guy in this climate this hits to close to home but also brilliantly every single product he has done I always question why these items exist.