@@JessHull No Jess, I really don't know. Please be so kind as to explain? (Remember now, your explanation can't involve using words, because that'd be VERBALLY, which here is differentiated from MENTALLY) I'll wait...
Like watered down ovaltine with some alcohol like grandad used to make, smells of stale coconut, like you’d find in your pantry after it’s been there for several years, tastes exactly like you’d get at the cheapest resort in the Bahamas. Yep. This guy is a descriptive genius. Instant sub from me. Lol.
It's only a matter of time before this channel _blows up_. Your man is out here with solid comedic chops and to-the-point videos with no fluff, no cards, and no ridiculously lengthy intro and outro. Good branding, good pacing, and regular uploads. Very refreshing change of pace.
A local convenience store I frequent had these in a lock box by the register with a sign saying "Limit 3 per customer per day." When I asked about it, the guy told me that I could buy as many as I want. Turns out he put up the sign because the manager of the nail salon next door had gotten into the habit of getting wasted on Buzzballs all day every day and fighting with his customers. 🤣🤣🤣
@@watchingitallhere Thanks. I some good times making those videos, but it seemed like it was becoming more of an obligation to drink on camera than a side hobby. The community also kind of went to s*** and it just wasn't fun interacting with people anymore. I've basically quit drinking entirely anyway and moved onto other projects. I may eventually start posting videos about unrelated topics, but at the moment have no plans to do so. Cheers.
I have a tattoo of the Steel Reserve logo. Will you review that in the tall 24 oz can? I find that it tastes best in the tall can and not in 40oz variety. It's slow brewed for exceptionally smooth flavor. Says it right on the can.
You just do such a great job of playing a type of person I don't appreciate all that much that it took me like 1/2 a second to get in to your channel but really I don't care how much of this is the real you vs a character... this is great. Thank You.
I'm turning 21 tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out what to buy as my first legal cocktail (even if it's premade). I found your channel through Google and I now look to you for insightful commentary on the alcohols. Thank you for your service.
Fun Buzzball Facts: my dad met the lady who invented these when he worked at a distributor. Buzzballs also sponsors the cafeteria hand sanitizer at Texas A&M Commerce.
I love this channel. Your descriptions A1, I started with the four loko one. Cant stop getting laughs outta this 🤣. I would love to see a fireball review. Definitely subscribed and showing to friends 👍
‘I’m getting notes of a deep sense of regret in a parking lot for a Jimmy Buffet concert. That Kia certainly contained some screams, credit to you Kia.”
Oh wow, there's a gas station near the beach that sells these... I almost picked up a few on my last beach trip but was too afraid, now that they got the unemployedwineguy seal of approval I am _definiely_ going to snag a few the next time I go get some sun.
I though he said "50%, right in that wine territory". 15% might be, but after rewatching several times I swear he actually says 50, I've never see a wine that high.
Where are these filmed?! In a show home? What's with the pool renderings? But also obsessed with this... I just watched every video in order back to back...
The only place I'd ever seen BuzzBallz before they started to show up in my local grocery last year was on Spirit Airlines flights. I can't tell if that say more about the BuzzBallz, Spirit Airlines, or me.
Nothing says divorce like releasing a review of novelty booze on Christmas Eve with barely a passing, resentful mention of the holiday in the entire video.
OMG I love watching you so much 😂 I've been following you on tiktok since you started and watching these here again, no less funny and entertaining. We're going to need a nickname for your fan base. 😂😂
Please review Guinness Draught Stout, it's one of my favorite beers. I can pop the cap like a champagne cork with a bic lighter, it's a nifty trick to surprise everyone, if you happen to drink socially.
PS. if you ever want to come to Bolivia and collab on some tasting of crazy Bolivian alcohols let me know. I did one review of a $3 Bolivia bottle of wine and plan to make more for fun. You kind inspired me to do some taste testing of some wacky stuff that they sell here in Bolivia that ive never seen in the USA
as a wine sales guy in this climate this hits to close to home but also brilliantly every single product he has done I always question why these items exist.
I would love if this "show" would slowly show a change, things being repossessed, the host descending into hopelessness.. but i think it would be quite a bit of work to do it. It would make this very long but excellent sketch.
Coming in quick before the review, I actually like these for when I’m already a bit drunk... when I’m sober they taste like the juice at the bottom of a trash can.
This channel is basically just watching a man's slow descent into alcoholism and insanity.
It's awesome
@@harroldyoungling1481 it isnt
I too have enjoyed the train-wreak that is his life so far this is awesome
@@harroldyoungling1481 You team Snip? or Keep?
Also known as, my life in 2020.
very easy to relate to
This is what my Mom drinks before she starts verbally and mentally abusing me.
She sounds festive!
Best comment ever
You and Mommy got ESP? How do you mentally abuse someone?? 😀
@@richardrallo6605 you really don't know?
@@JessHull No Jess, I really don't know. Please be so kind as to explain? (Remember now, your explanation can't involve using words, because that'd be VERBALLY, which here is differentiated from MENTALLY)
I'll wait...
This channel is dangerously underrated. You are so good with your descriptives
Like watered down ovaltine with some alcohol like grandad used to make, smells of stale coconut, like you’d find in your pantry after it’s been there for several years, tastes exactly like you’d get at the cheapest resort in the Bahamas.
Yep. This guy is a descriptive genius. Instant sub from me. Lol.
Not under-rated, just under-watched... For now...
I agree
I low key feel the comments make the channel also
Yep. Somebody might get hurt or worse.
"It is kind of a classy drink, based on what I've been doing lately." is my mood almost every night.
i can't believe how stupid Yo.Tu. is, yet I'm happy.
“Like a beer can had sex with a Christmas ornament.” My god dude your descriptions are amazing.
"Feels like I was just licking Jimmy Buffet" I fucking died.
Jimmy Buffett Ballz!
When I was 18 I drank 3 BuzzBallz in a row and had to go to the emergency room that night. Great review as always!
Did you fall off a ladder?
@@tedfort1698 no I found out I have an "alcohol intolerance" or whatever they call it lol ok doc
Your profile pic is great 😂
i drank 3 in 10 minutes and told every girl on my snap i wanted to fuck
@@Fishua221 so in other words u blacked out? Lol
The only way I can describe this channel is ✨sophisticated chaos✨
scratch and sniff chocolate stickers is the most, recognizable, descriptive term i've ever heard from a sommelier
You're like if Jim Carrey grew up as an accountant
The way his little rabbit nose twitches back and forth while swishing the wine is so adorable. Gets me every time.
This is definitely the best channel I've found in 2020. Been here from the first video, can't wait to see you hit 10k
he has 90k on tiktok lol
@@HoneyD109 Does he dance?
This + James Hoffmann. Ironically both reviewing beverages, but sort of on the opposite sides of the spectrum 😂
He's at almost 50k now
"That chocolate is very reminiscent of scratch n sniff stickers" I felt that.
I am from Germany and really fascinated what you about the stuff you can get in the US. Loving this channel.
"I didn't hate em"
Well, now I'm sold. Going out to try some ballz rn
How was they? Was they really strong?
@@kamvasquez960 they was okay
The TruckNutz of beverages, and every bit as classy.
More like the bath bombs of beverages
It's only a matter of time before this channel _blows up_. Your man is out here with solid comedic chops and to-the-point videos with no fluff, no cards, and no ridiculously lengthy intro and outro. Good branding, good pacing, and regular uploads. Very refreshing change of pace.
Im just waiting for you to hit 1 million bro. Ive been here from the start
Same... won’t be long.
Only 993,720 away!
@@unemployedwineguy More like 989,400 now.
985,900 .. that's actually pretty good growth. I'm going to keep sharing the madness if you keep making it!
977500 now
The ways this channel is morphing are spectacular to see. I love it!
0:16 his absolute surprise, and subsequent realization of what he's about to drink is the best part of this video lol
I want to see you play Edward 40 Hands.
A local convenience store I frequent had these in a lock box by the register with a sign saying "Limit 3 per customer per day." When I asked about it, the guy told me that I could buy as many as I want. Turns out he put up the sign because the manager of the nail salon next door had gotten into the habit of getting wasted on Buzzballs all day every day and fighting with his customers. 🤣🤣🤣
You are cool dude. I watched your ML videos but it seems like you got out of it. Anyway cheers.
@@watchingitallhere Thanks. I some good times making those videos, but it seemed like it was becoming more of an obligation to drink on camera than a side hobby. The community also kind of went to s*** and it just wasn't fun interacting with people anymore.
I've basically quit drinking entirely anyway and moved onto other projects. I may eventually start posting videos about unrelated topics, but at the moment have no plans to do so. Cheers.
The looks, the jokes, the JUGGLING. That's a triple threat.
Watching him swish these sugary drinks makes my teeth hurt.
I have a tattoo of the Steel Reserve logo. Will you review that in the tall 24 oz can? I find that it tastes best in the tall can and not in 40oz variety. It's slow brewed for exceptionally smooth flavor. Says it right on the can.
The can lied to us all. The 40s were the best for Edward 40 hands though. 2 rounds and youre blacked out for two days!
You "didn't hate it!" Highest praise yet - almost interested in trying these. Almost.
Please don’t. I’m very surprised all the praise he gave these god awful ballz of contempt
I do not recommend
@walterjonas25 there are so many better options
This feels like a Tim heidecker sketch
BRO you never hear people talk about Tim😂😂 I’m a die hard On Cinema head
Sir. I've been A fan of your videos for some tim now. I just wanna say thank you so much for all the content.
You just do such a great job of playing a type of person I don't appreciate all that much that it took me like 1/2 a second to get in to your channel but really I don't care how much of this is the real you vs a character... this is great. Thank You.
How are there not more views of your videos. This stuff is hilarious. Thanks man!
“feels like i was just licking Jimmy Buffett” 🤣
I'm turning 21 tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out what to buy as my first legal cocktail (even if it's premade). I found your channel through Google and I now look to you for insightful commentary on the alcohols. Thank you for your service.
Fun Buzzball Facts: my dad met the lady who invented these when he worked at a distributor. Buzzballs also sponsors the cafeteria hand sanitizer at Texas A&M Commerce.
So you sanitize your BuzzBallz hand(s) after you've made them the recipient of grandpa's chocolate Ovaltine coming back up?
I love this channel. Your descriptions A1, I started with the four loko one. Cant stop getting laughs outta this 🤣. I would love to see a fireball review. Definitely subscribed and showing to friends 👍
These just keep getting better! I love the pairing suggestions - hahah! I vote for a Wild Irish Rose review next. :-)
I got these on a Spirit flight. They're perfectly fine airplane booze.
‘I’m getting notes of a deep sense of regret in a parking lot for a Jimmy Buffet concert. That Kia certainly contained some screams, credit to you Kia.”
One of my favorite new channels!
unironically great content. Keep it coming
Thanks for the 3-for-1 review vid
Oh wow, there's a gas station near the beach that sells these... I almost picked up a few on my last beach trip but was too afraid, now that they got the unemployedwineguy seal of approval I am _definiely_ going to snag a few the next time I go get some sun.
poison
They have these at my golf course. I down 2 before the first hole, then 1 every 3 or 4 holes. Somehow I don’t remember the final 3 holes
I though he said "50%, right in that wine territory". 15% might be, but after rewatching several times I swear he actually says 50, I've never see a wine that high.
what a gem of a channel to stumble upon while im unemployed
Where are these filmed?! In a show home? What's with the pool renderings?
But also obsessed with this... I just watched every video in order back to back...
Okay this one got me to sub, top tier content
The only place I'd ever seen BuzzBallz before they started to show up in my local grocery last year was on Spirit Airlines flights. I can't tell if that say more about the BuzzBallz, Spirit Airlines, or me.
I cracked Open the green one right as you did and took a sip at the same time hahah. These are pretty good lol
It sounded like you said 50% alcohol and I got scared for a minute.
Nothing says divorce like releasing a review of novelty booze on Christmas Eve with barely a passing, resentful mention of the holiday in the entire video.
The "beer can had sex with a christmas ornament" encouraged me to hit the sub button. That was good.
3:04..... ohh, thats why they exploded when you popped the top.... now it became clear....
Enjoying the nose twitch during the mouth swish... a bit like a bunny chewing a dandelion
OMG I love watching you so much 😂 I've been following you on tiktok since you started and watching these here again, no less funny and entertaining. We're going to need a nickname for your fan base. 😂😂
I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in awhile, the algorithm is clearly doing this man dirty these deserve way more views
The chocolate one is definitely my favorite
Curious, do you/will you review any nice wines? Because, I would love to hear legit reviews and recommendations mixed in with these hilarious ones.
So you're saying you don't consider Thunderbird a nice wine? Interesting...(and also yes, someday)
@@unemployedwineguy I mean "piss wine" and "nice wine" aren't exactly synonyms
@@unemployedwineguy I think the MD2020 counts as a fine wine given the rarity factor of the blue raspberries.
Please review Guinness Draught Stout, it's one of my favorite beers. I can pop the cap like a champagne cork with a bic lighter, it's a nifty trick to surprise everyone, if you happen to drink socially.
Lucky to have come across the channel these are uncomfortably accurate and I’m here for all of it.
I've literally watched you gain 4k subs in half a day. Mad props
Thought you said it comes in at 50% and was like holy shit
I had those things constantly when I was in Vegas.
I'm so happy I'm here before your channel gets millions of views
I suggest Night Train Express. Its a fortified wine and is usually hanging out next to MD 20/20. Also Cisco is one to "taste". Great videos btw.
Our favorite combo is a buzz ball and gas station hot dog. Ultimate depression.
omg i’m in love w this dude
Major thumbs up for that juggling!
Keep it up! You’re getting even better
You missed an opportunity to put the lime in the coconut.
Hes the king of the hurting smile lol so goood
PS. if you ever want to come to Bolivia and collab on some tasting of crazy Bolivian alcohols let me know. I did one review of a $3 Bolivia bottle of wine and plan to make more for fun. You kind inspired me to do some taste testing of some wacky stuff that they sell here in Bolivia that ive never seen in the USA
We'd love to have access to more beautiful Singani. Salu2 🥃
They’re like the Little Hugs we had as kids but for adults 😬😂😂😂
love his suburban blues clues look doing alc reviews lmao
You're literally just the fucking best. You pick me up a lot with your videos.
Sick juggling bro
This guy is hilarious, he needs more views
We have the same sink
"scratch and sniff stickers" lol
Here before this guy blows up
as a wine sales guy in this climate this hits to close to home but also brilliantly every single product he has done I always question why these items exist.
I would love if this "show" would slowly show a change, things being repossessed, the host descending into hopelessness.. but i think it would be quite a bit of work to do it. It would make this very long but excellent sketch.
i ain’t letting this comment get lost, that’s a genuinely hilarious idea bro
This is such a nice blend of yummies!
This guy deserves way more views than he's getting.
You had a great opportunity to day " let's bust some balls! "
Buzzballz... Like a kid gave you their version of alcohol
I feel seen with that stale coconut comment. 😭
i am disappointed you didn't mix them together and review the blend.
Coming in quick before the review, I actually like these for when I’m already a bit drunk... when I’m sober they taste like the juice at the bottom of a trash can.
"Feels like I was just licking Jimmy Buffett" that s it I m done. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only time I’ve ever hit the alert bell.
Newer subscriber here...absolutely love this chaotic shit.
I don’t know how I missed this one. It is fun to hear PV3 say balls repeatedly though.
Do some green tea shots!
Love them!! This is my pandemic go to!!! Ally from California
So, like, I was watching this while eating pizza rolls and drinking buzzballz. Does this guy have a camera hidden in my kitchen?
i like when you swish the drink around in your mouth and then theres a hard cut and the level of spit in the bottle hasnt gone up
This is my new favorite thing and I’m still trying to decide if that’s a real kitchen 😂😂😂
“It feels like I was just licking Jimmy Buffet.” Which part?
I don't think it matters at this point
Deserved a higher score. The Ballz were robbed!
I’m sharing you everywhere I can lmao 🤣