Something I realized after watching this: Odo is his arch frenemy and yet I don't think Odo ever actually truly hurt Quark at all during their years going after each other. He even KISSES HIM and HUGS HIM!!
The "Quark Effect" is the opposite of the "Worf Effect." While the latter attempted to ramp up threats at the expense of making Worf look like a wuss, the former attempted to depict Quark as pathetic...but it only helped to turn him into a badass (for a Ferengi).
In the episode where Quark hired Garak to kill him, Quark never called him off! There was no scene resolving it where Quark told Garak that he didn't need to die after all, so I guess at any point after the series Garak might still kill him.
Imagine it, quark is sitting their in the year 2399 getting up to no good as usual and he hears a familiar voice whispering in his ear "you never called off the hit"
This was a comment on that very clip up made by one V Guyver ruclips.net/channel/UCf7NoRM0WJdhEeO8JeJHq_Q Years Later Odo: Mr. Garak, I'd like to ask you about Quark. Garak: By all means. What is that mischievous friend up too? Odo: Apparently getting murdered. His quarters collapsed and his body was jettisoned into the vacuum of space as he slept. Perhaps you can share some light on this matter before the scans on his corpse verify the cause of death. Garak: My goodness. What a horrible way to go! Didn't see it coming! Or feel it! Or hear it or smell it! just... [snaps fingers] Dead like that? Poor man must not have known what hit him. Odo: Hmmph!
Imagine Garak just doing it to each person at the exact moment they are about to find out. Odo: Garak, I have a question for you. Garak: Oh by all means, tell me what it is this time! Odo: So far, we have had over thirty medical examiners onboard the station, and each time they suddenly disappear only to reappear jettisoned into space and all files on the investigation gone, so care to explaing to me what is happening? Garak: Oh my that does sound serious, each one of them gone? Didn't see it coming? or feel it? or hear it? smell it? TASTE IT?! just, whoosh, gone? Odo: Mmmmhmmm. Garak: Well I do hope you find out something about just what happened to them! Odo: Well, I do have a idea, but you might not li- Garak: *attempts neck snap, but fails* Odo: I see, I do not think your planned this all through Garak. Garak: *Then presses the button to the airlock, who thought the location was the store or bar?*
It’s easy to be fearless when you have redundant organs, a strength and endurance superior to most other species, and grow up in a culture inundated with saber rattling and almost a religion based on fighting but it’s something entirely different when you are from a prey species and live in a society where the highest virtue is selfishness and just surviving. The 3 DS9 ferengi repeatedly go up against things far beyond their physical capability and get the snot beaten out of them yet continue in spite of it. I wonder what other characters would do if they had the limitations of a ferengi
It's actually pretty impressive, prosthetic-wise. The makeup artists had to set that up to withstand some pretty violent stunts. Also, Tim Russ calling Armin Shimmmerman pathetic was wondrous.
@Dr. M. H. He IS one of the species most highly evolved ones. As a prey species, the one that could best hear, and then run away from the predators were the ones to reproduce. The bigger the ears, the more likely to reproduce. In conjunction with that, those who are able to alert the others to presence of predators with an alert scream, the higher and louder the better, were survivors too.
Miles trying to breaking Quarks arm, sisko choking Quark, Kira throwing Quark across the bar, all my favorites. But the best is Lwaxana Troi pulling on Quarks ear and calling him a troll it was the best.
@@crimsonphoenix1175 that was a thing he had with Garrak. He told him to kill him but each time Garrak did Quark didn't like the way he did it and told him to do it in a way that was painless and that he wouldn't see coming. Funny thing is that they never showed him calling Garrak off so basically he still could be killed by him at any moment
Sean Wolslau-Holdren thank you I was confused because I had been binge watching ds9 and am now on season 7 but dax was there so I knew that It had to be a previous episode that I must have missed. Thanks again
One thing that always bothered me about Star Trek was how the aliens never seemed to have individual traits. The Klingons were aggressive, The Ferengi were greedy, The Vulcans were logical, etc. It was refreshing to have Garak and Quark on DS9 that portrayed aliens that had something else, a more individual nature.
You never watched the shows then. You need to watch them again, carefully and learn that they have individual traits that you did not pay attention to.
Nog became a star fleet officer, Spock was actually very quiet about it but he had emotions though he kept trying to deny it and Warf was very reserved compared to other Klingons.
I love the comparisons of different factions. Federation with NATO, practically UN. Peaceful explorers that had a prime directive. Klingons with imperial japan, warlike, traditional, and honor based. Romulans seemed like soviet russia, sneaky and hostile. Cardassians with nazi germany, aggressive and totalitarian with military based power.
One thing you’ve got to understand is that humans have a lot more individuality and self identity that the majority of others races. That’s why humans can get along with almost every race, they have traits that can make aliens like them. Meanwhile you’ll never have a Romulan liking a Klingon because of how ‘primitive’ they are and you’ll never have a Klingon liking a Romulan due to how deceitful they are, Klingons can like humans due to their strength and honour they show and Romulans can like Humans due to their intelligence. Humanity is the one thing that helps keep peace and prosperity. (Big reason why I hate the new Picard show, humans aren’t the same).
"A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, _numerous_ contusions, bruises and scratches. What _have_ you been _doing?"_ What can I say? Life on DS9 is _rough._ 🤷
Quark, The only Ferengi to have a Klingon Wife, Rule a Great House, and have the Respect of the High Council! The man's a legend who can take a beating. xD
"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes."
Sadly you forgot my favorite one. During the occupation of DS9, after Rom and Kira 'misplace' Damar's pad and the Jem'Hadar confront him. Quark tries to intervene but Damar throws him over his bar. Quark's scream makes it hilarious.
oh yeah totally forgot about that one. in my next re-watch of ds9 I'm going to collect all clips of all kinds to make new compilations with higher quality and not missing anything
It's easy to see why Quark doesn't care much for the suffering of his own brother... I had no idea he'd taken so many licks through the series! Also, the inclusion of "Profit and Lace" Quark drew a LOL from me.
Just because the barkeep serves a PB&J don't mean that he might be allergic or LIKES everything. Hell, Sam Malone was an alcoholic who owned and tended a bar. Hmm, you think the beertenders all drink or cook/chef eats everything?
@@kurtsnyder4752 Technically, chefs should taste their food, otherwise they tend to not be very good chefs. But I get your point on barkeeps, and chefs don't need to actually like all their menu, only know how exactly it should taste like (example: you roast carrots, you don't like carrots, you taste a bit anyways because you know how it should taste like).
You know, for all Quark’s disappointment in the way his life turns out... in the end you could say he’s had one of the most interesting lives a Ferengi has ever had.
it always bothered me that Quark and the rest of the Ferengi had no inner ear. It would have been such a simple thing to do, adding a flap of skin that would mimic the tragus; it would have given the appearance of a deep ear canal that could have actually been set along the side of the head of the actors.
I laughed, too. Not at his pain or maybe about to be murdered but the editing (& if someone’s/my brain is already expecting “comedy!”) lends itself to LOLs rather than gasps of shock & horror, I think.
6:34 Here's my favorite. This is the only time Quark was happy to get hurt. The shared laugh with Grilka makes it funny and sweet. The horror on Bashir's face as the poor doctor pictures Quark dipping his d'k'tagh seals the deal XD
🫣😲 🙂 No doubt! That looked pretty painful! I think that’s a big part of what “stunning” means, though. I believe Non-Lethal, or Less-likely-to-be-Lethal is meant to inflict enough pain, exert enough force and or fear, distraction, etc. to discourage or stop someone.
Quark has endured lots of pain on Deep Space Nine, but nothing greed can't fix, or not. The special bond Quark built with Lieutenant Dax, Odo and his bar customers, especially Mourn is truely heart-warming. Quark may be a Ferengi by blood but DSN is where his heart bongs....
As a fellow businessman I understand dealing with disgruntled people and watching this makes me want to help him especially during the scene with O’Brien about to break his risk over a drink😒
Quark is what's known in storytelling terms as a "butt monkey". In addition to being physically attacked all the time, he's almost constantly humiliated by other characters. Everyone advances in their lives and endeavors except Quark, even his "loser" brother Rom. And the one thing he's tried to do since the first episode, leave the station, is the one thing he's never been able to do. Even Miles doesn't have it as bad as Quark.
3:25 the same episode, you missed out where Quark fall and scream after hearing a directional sonic generator to get rid of Cardassian voles infestation
i'm one sick fuck. I started laughing hysterically when he was getting smothered by the pillow. I did that once to my brother when we were little kids. Didn't know you could die that way. I just wanted to wake him up one morning.
😕 I agree. …Or even a proper, gentle IV poke put in an especially sensitive spot. I’ve had a lot of IVs and I relate to both scenarios myself. Most have been very ok to super, though! 😁👍
Even though he got the snot beat out of him a lot, he's also been shown to be strong, as Data did say that Ferengi, given their size, and actually pretty strong, and he's also a damn good shot with a disrupter.
Poor Quark, I don't know why so many people want to hurt this dear sweet lovable honest guy. Lol Hey you don't have any scenes with Worf. I'm sure he knocked him around a few times also.
So many people say how DS9 really changed how Ferengis are portrayed since TNG, how they are not the sniveling, groveling, little space goblins that they seemed to be in TNG. Then I see this and yeah TNG pretty much had it right they are sniveling, groveling, little space goblins...but we love them even more.
I’ve watched every ep of the whole series at least once (and re-watched some, probably). In my opinion: yeah, he did deserve a lot of what he got back, for sure, but to be fair, I think he got also mis-treated, too, for stuff that wasn’t his fault.
Everybody talks about how Miles gets beat up so often, now we can have justification for our favourite bartender. It's a wonder Quark decided continuing in this business was worth getting assassinated every other Tuesday.
I don't know which is more dangerous; waging war with the Dominion or running Quark's bar.
he survived doing both at the same time
@@NitpickingNerd And one of only few characters to appear in all three Trek shows set in the 24th century, TNG, DS9 and VOY.
@@AndrewChapman Riker was in 4!
Don’t forget the Cardassian occupation .
Guardian Gaming not the right riker. Remember? ;). Loved when kira was starstruck.
Something I realized after watching this: Odo is his arch frenemy and yet I don't think Odo ever actually truly hurt Quark at all during their years going after each other. He even KISSES HIM and HUGS HIM!!
You see showing love is the true evil
THAT was Curzon though
There's always that deleted scene from the final episode where they make out
Is this a thing? How have I not heard of this
@@HusbandofLois gonna need a source on that, i dont believe that at all
The "Quark Effect" is the opposite of the "Worf Effect." While the latter attempted to ramp up threats at the expense of making Worf look like a wuss, the former attempted to depict Quark as pathetic...but it only helped to turn him into a badass (for a Ferengi).
I’ve got to say that this compilation does make him seem like one tough little buggar! He takes a beating and keeps on rolling!
"What have you been doing?". Quark must have loved that Female Klingon sex!!!
Quark , Takes a licking, Keeps on Ticking!!!. Well some ones gotta run the bar. One tough Ferengi.
Ferengi are pretty tough. But they can be bargained with.
Good lord I didn’t realize how much Quark abuse was in this show.
How many times did he deserve it though?
Man gets chocked out every week
Right?! Some of that was difficult to watch! I’ve got to say that Zimmerman was a master at making poor Quark scream in pain!
I mean sure most of the time he deserved it. And at the same time O'Brien had to deal with the same kind of bulshit that he did not deserve
Still nothing compared to how much the writers loved to make O'Brien suffer
In the episode where Quark hired Garak to kill him, Quark never called him off! There was no scene resolving it where Quark told Garak that he didn't need to die after all, so I guess at any point after the series Garak might still kill him.
Imagine it, quark is sitting their in the year 2399 getting up to no good as usual and he hears a familiar voice whispering in his ear "you never called off the hit"
"never see it coming, or hear it, or taste it" ^^
This was a comment on that very clip up made by one V Guyver ruclips.net/channel/UCf7NoRM0WJdhEeO8JeJHq_Q
Years Later
Odo: Mr. Garak, I'd like to ask you about Quark.
Garak: By all means. What is that mischievous friend up too?
Odo: Apparently getting murdered. His quarters collapsed and his body was jettisoned into the vacuum of space as he slept. Perhaps you can share some light on this matter before the scans on his corpse verify the cause of death.
Garak: My goodness. What a horrible way to go! Didn't see it coming! Or feel it! Or hear it or smell it! just... [snaps fingers] Dead like that? Poor man must not have known what hit him.
Odo: Hmmph!
@@Gungelion Imagine examining the body to see cause of death when they get jettisoned out into space.
Imagine Garak just doing it to each person at the exact moment they are about to find out.
Odo: Garak, I have a question for you.
Garak: Oh by all means, tell me what it is this time!
Odo: So far, we have had over thirty medical examiners onboard the station, and each time they suddenly disappear only to reappear jettisoned into space and all files on the investigation gone, so care to explaing to me what is happening?
Garak: Oh my that does sound serious, each one of them gone? Didn't see it coming? or feel it? or hear it? smell it? TASTE IT?! just, whoosh, gone?
Odo: Mmmmhmmm.
Garak: Well I do hope you find out something about just what happened to them!
Odo: Well, I do have a idea, but you might not li-
Garak: *attempts neck snap, but fails*
Odo: I see, I do not think your planned this all through Garak.
Garak: *Then presses the button to the airlock, who thought the location was the store or bar?*
He may not have the ferocity, strength, or fearlessness of a Klingon, but I think we can safely say that Quark clearly has the resilience of one.
It’s easy to be fearless when you have redundant organs, a strength and endurance superior to most other species, and grow up in a culture inundated with saber rattling and almost a religion based on fighting but it’s something entirely different when you are from a prey species and live in a society where the highest virtue is selfishness and just surviving. The 3 DS9 ferengi repeatedly go up against things far beyond their physical capability and get the snot beaten out of them yet continue in spite of it. I wonder what other characters would do if they had the limitations of a ferengi
That and great Health insurance plan. LOL
I mean he even fought one
It's actually pretty impressive, prosthetic-wise. The makeup artists had to set that up to withstand some pretty violent stunts. Also, Tim Russ calling Armin Shimmmerman pathetic was wondrous.
I didn't realize how often quark got his ass kicked.
kira use to beat on him quite often.
But so satisfying.
Demarcus Faulkner SAME
He's like Whorf but backwards
Lol almost every episode he was featured in.
The Ferengi scream is glorious!
@Dr. M. H. He IS one of the species most highly evolved ones. As a prey species, the one that could best hear, and then run away from the predators were the ones to reproduce. The bigger the ears, the more likely to reproduce. In conjunction with that, those who are able to alert the others to presence of predators with an alert scream, the higher and louder the better, were survivors too.
Miles trying to breaking Quarks arm, sisko choking Quark, Kira throwing Quark across the bar, all my favorites. But the best is Lwaxana Troi pulling on Quarks ear and calling him a troll it was the best.
Did i just see him get hid neck snapped?
@@crimsonphoenix1175 that was a thing he had with Garrak. He told him to kill him but each time Garrak did Quark didn't like the way he did it and told him to do it in a way that was painless and that he wouldn't see coming. Funny thing is that they never showed him calling Garrak off so basically he still could be killed by him at any moment
What episode did Kira throw quark across the bar?
@@matthewshaw6551 first season, the episode where some type of energy is making the entire crew turn on each other.
Sean Wolslau-Holdren thank you I was confused because I had been binge watching ds9 and am now on season 7 but dax was there so I knew that It had to be a previous episode that I must have missed. Thanks again
One thing that always bothered me about Star Trek was how the aliens never seemed to have individual traits. The Klingons were aggressive, The Ferengi were greedy, The Vulcans were logical, etc. It was refreshing to have Garak and Quark on DS9 that portrayed aliens that had something else, a more individual nature.
You never watched the shows then. You need to watch them again, carefully and learn that they have individual traits that you did not pay attention to.
Nog became a star fleet officer, Spock was actually very quiet about it but he had emotions though he kept trying to deny it and Warf was very reserved compared to other Klingons.
@@sideshowkazstuff3867 rom cared more about his son than latinum, thats also a good character to point out in that respect
I love the comparisons of different factions. Federation with NATO, practically UN. Peaceful explorers that had a prime directive. Klingons with imperial japan, warlike, traditional, and honor based. Romulans seemed like soviet russia, sneaky and hostile. Cardassians with nazi germany, aggressive and totalitarian with military based power.
One thing you’ve got to understand is that humans have a lot more individuality and self identity that the majority of others races. That’s why humans can get along with almost every race, they have traits that can make aliens like them. Meanwhile you’ll never have a Romulan liking a Klingon because of how ‘primitive’ they are and you’ll never have a Klingon liking a Romulan due to how deceitful they are, Klingons can like humans due to their strength and honour they show and Romulans can like Humans due to their intelligence. Humanity is the one thing that helps keep peace and prosperity. (Big reason why I hate the new Picard show, humans aren’t the same).
Quark dodging an assassin drone to pick up a latinum coin is the most Quark way to survive I can think of
The last one taken out of context makes me think that he has actually died.
This makes me think twice about wanting to open a bar on a space station.
"A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, _numerous_ contusions, bruises and scratches. What _have_ you been _doing?"_
What can I say? Life on DS9 is _rough._ 🤷
@Dr. M. H. Nope, that's Klingon 'Mating'
@@Soldiir DEATH. BY. SNU-SNU.
Quark realised he liked being choked. Kinky bastard.
@@stormsurge2103 yeeeees
Especially as a non-liberal Ferengi with no power trying to be a people pleaser. Doesn't end well.
Quark, The only Ferengi to have a Klingon Wife, Rule a Great House, and have the Respect of the High Council! The man's a legend who can take a beating. xD
he is the lovable rogue of the show really
And he won a dispute before the High Council with accounting!
5:55 Probably one of the best screams in all of television...
"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes."
Sadly you forgot my favorite one.
During the occupation of DS9, after Rom and Kira 'misplace' Damar's pad and the Jem'Hadar confront him. Quark tries to intervene but Damar throws him over his bar. Quark's scream makes it hilarious.
oh yeah totally forgot about that one. in my next re-watch of ds9 I'm going to collect all clips of all kinds to make new compilations with higher quality and not missing anything
Poor Quark, all he wants to do is rip people off in peace
8:42
Yup. I'm scarred for life.
Me too
That......was......an image........I could live without!
Come to quarks, Quarks is fun, dont walk, RUN
Quark is the Starscream in Star Trek
4:02 has the same energy as the “but cha DIDN’T” vine
Precisely what I was thinking
It's easy to see why Quark doesn't care much for the suffering of his own brother... I had no idea he'd taken so many licks through the series!
Also, the inclusion of "Profit and Lace" Quark drew a LOL from me.
The Chief and his drinking problems lol
He is an overworked Irishman...who's married to Kieko.
O'Brien must suffer...
That's why he drinks...
O'Brien had no trouble drinking, he did it all the time
@@CardboardSliver oh men Keiko was Hot. I would be a lucky man having a wife like she. Her attitude was like every female on this planet so screw that
Maybe he's cranky cos there's only Synthale and no Guinness?
2:51 "Now, you served it, you're gonna eat it!!!"
Just because the barkeep serves a PB&J don't mean that he might be allergic or LIKES everything. Hell, Sam Malone was an alcoholic who owned and tended a bar. Hmm, you think the beertenders all drink or cook/chef eats everything?
@@kurtsnyder4752 Technically, chefs should taste their food, otherwise they tend to not be very good chefs. But I get your point on barkeeps, and chefs don't need to actually like all their menu, only know how exactly it should taste like (example: you roast carrots, you don't like carrots, you taste a bit anyways because you know how it should taste like).
5:55 By the name of Kahless, that scream!
You know, for all Quark’s disappointment in the way his life turns out... in the end you could say he’s had one of the most interesting lives a Ferengi has ever had.
He managed to succeed later in life, now he has a business franchise
Quark sure does seem to get beat up a lot.
it always bothered me that Quark and the rest of the Ferengi had no inner ear.
It would have been such a simple thing to do, adding a flap of skin
that would mimic the tragus; it would have given the appearance of a deep ear canal
that could have actually been set along the side of the head of the actors.
Maybe they work covered lol
@@DarianaNight Explains the little head tilt as Armin was getting it so he could better hear his cues.
I never realized just how much Quark got the crap kicked out of him in DS9.
"You mean - what have we been doing?" I would have been disappointed if you hadn't included that scene
It's late and quark's screams are keeping my family up. I should use headphones. I'm not using headphones.
I didn't realize how tough Quark really is.
I really couldn’t stop laughing at 4:37 for some reason, it was just so funny to me😂😂😂
Is it wrong that I started laughing when the guy started trying to smother Quark with a pillow?
I laughed, too. Not at his pain or maybe about to be murdered but the editing (& if someone’s/my brain is already expecting “comedy!”) lends itself to LOLs rather than gasps of shock & horror, I think.
7:46 Odo reminds me of a cat batting at a spider or something.
Quark looks good in Klingon armour.
Klingon armor makes everyone look better
I can't help but laugh every time Quark gets hit with a phaser. What a great performance
5:17 The way Quark tumbles over the bar gets me every time.
1:01 First come, first served No butts allowed, wait your place in line Chief.
We are all now registered on the international Sadists list.
How is Quark even alive after all that happened to him
functioning health care system
For sure some bizarre Ferengi Akquisition Rule helped him
6:34 Here's my favorite. This is the only time Quark was happy to get hurt. The shared laugh with Grilka makes it funny and sweet. The horror on Bashir's face as the poor doctor pictures Quark dipping his d'k'tagh seals the deal XD
Interesting that Rom has actually tried to kill him on more than one occassion lmao. I don't think anyones noticed that one
0:18 for a weapon that is supposed to stun it sure packs a punch
A phaser on stun can kill at close range as we saw in The Undiscovered Country
🫣😲 🙂 No doubt! That looked pretty painful! I think that’s a big part of what “stunning” means, though. I believe Non-Lethal, or Less-likely-to-be-Lethal is meant to inflict enough pain, exert enough force and or fear, distraction, etc. to discourage or stop someone.
Literally crying with laughter here at the Ferengi in heels and pink glitzy outfit!
That cat slap at 7:41 though
😂 LOL It IS such a cat slap!
4:04 "I should have left you back on that corner.." "But ya didn't!"
Quark has endured lots of pain on Deep Space Nine, but nothing greed can't fix, or not. The special bond Quark built with Lieutenant Dax, Odo and his bar customers, especially Mourn is truely heart-warming. Quark may be a Ferengi by blood but DSN is where his heart bongs....
As a fellow businessman I understand dealing with disgruntled people and watching this makes me want to help him especially during the scene with O’Brien about to break his risk over a drink😒
Don't forget Paris had a bar fight with Quark in another timeline. Too bad it was off screen.
Quark is what's known in storytelling terms as a "butt monkey". In addition to being physically attacked all the time, he's almost constantly humiliated by other characters. Everyone advances in their lives and endeavors except Quark, even his "loser" brother Rom. And the one thing he's tried to do since the first episode, leave the station, is the one thing he's never been able to do. Even Miles doesn't have it as bad as Quark.
0:19 That's some General Hux level distance there.
3:25 the same episode, you missed out where Quark fall and scream after hearing a directional sonic generator to get rid of Cardassian voles infestation
“You little troll” 🤣
i'm one sick fuck. I started laughing hysterically when he was getting smothered by the pillow. I did that once to my brother when we were little kids. Didn't know you could die that way. I just wanted to wake him up one morning.
7:43 I was not aware that Odo had hair
Haha that actor really knocked that part out of the park at 2:30!
nOT GONNA LIE..... Quark's neck break was one of the first few scenes of this show I watched and I enjoyed watching it...... way to much.
He has his own bed in sickbay.
Quark receiving beat downs is probably the most consistent thing in all of Star Trek .
I love how this video fully implies Quark is dead at the end and doesnt reappear in the show after that point
Obrien should have been arrested for that assault over him having to wait for a damn drink
O'Brian must suffer? Pff, after seeing this he got away easy :D
Ah my fave ferengi cause he literally sums up human history in one episode and rips apart the old human ways
In the middle, Quark kills a Klingon.
The scariest Ferengi I've ever seen.
Thank u for this video. Made me laugh.
Worf before watching this: Out of my way Ferengi!
Worf after watching this: I too know your struggle.
I never really realised just how much poor Quark got the crap kicked out of him. It's always as if he was like the Kenny of Deep Space Nine
9 minutes 21 seconds of quark abuse.
Quark screaming at injections is both funny AND relatable at the same time.
You have someone do an improper IV on your arm, and it can REALLY hurt.
😕 I agree. …Or even a proper, gentle IV poke put in an especially sensitive spot. I’ve had a lot of IVs and I relate to both scenarios myself. Most have been very ok to super, though! 😁👍
Lieutenant Dax, where are you? Why are you watching Quark suffer?
Quark is my TV crush
Even though he got the snot beat out of him a lot, he's also been shown to be strong, as Data did say that Ferengi, given their size, and actually pretty strong, and he's also a damn good shot with a disrupter.
Quark is my favourite ST alien.
And people say O'Brain had it bad.
The way he falls and tumbles is so rigid and unnatural looking, it adds extra lols to the slapstick of it 😂😂
Wow! The guy abuses himself at times: almost strangled himself in his sleep.
He's tougher than we give him credit for I think.
Poor Quark, I don't know why so many people want to hurt this dear sweet lovable honest guy. Lol Hey you don't have any scenes with Worf. I'm sure he knocked him around a few times also.
Thanks, Wayne
Everyone wanted to strangle Quark, even Quark strangled Quark.
You forgot the one where O’Brien activated that sonic device
That pillow though.
And to think that this same actor went on to voice Andrew Ryan and Mr House, of BioShock and Fallout fame.
Odo is hilarious
Quark actually gets beat up almost as often as Worf.
"I want satisfaction"😳😂
One of the best DS9 characters...
Maybe Quark's in the wrong business.
Imagine him being a stunt double...or a soldier. A tough guy like him could make a fortune.
Each time he gets a concussion, take a shot.
You killed my brother! Qapla'!
So many people say how DS9 really changed how Ferengis are portrayed since TNG, how they are not the sniveling, groveling, little space goblins that they seemed to be in TNG. Then I see this and yeah TNG pretty much had it right they are sniveling, groveling, little space goblins...but we love them even more.
I wasn't enough of a DS9 fan to watch most of the series, but I am glad to see that he finally got his comeuppance!
I’ve watched every ep of the whole series at least once (and re-watched some, probably). In my opinion: yeah, he did deserve a lot of what he got back, for sure, but to be fair, I think he got also mis-treated, too, for stuff that wasn’t his fault.
Id start carrying a phaser, maybe two phasers set to kill everywhere i went if i got my ass kicked as often as Quark
me and quark handle needles the exact same lol
You know it's bad when O'Brien makes him suffer
that's one tough GodDamn Ferengi
Everybody talks about how Miles gets beat up so often, now we can have justification for our favourite bartender. It's a wonder Quark decided continuing in this business was worth getting assassinated every other Tuesday.