Barstool Pizza Review - Zaffiro's Pizza (Milwaukee, WI)
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- Dave immediately gets sucked in by the vibe of Zaffiro's, so much so he needs to sit down and try the house salad and lasagna.
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One bite, everybody knows Dave was about to give that plain Salad a 9.2
Here's one😂
Was the salad tossed? Gotta have the salad tossed everyone knows the rules.
Leave daddy alone! Everybody knows the rules, he's sensitive.
9 two
I'm just happy he finally figured out how to open that style of box. I had anxiety waiting to see if he was going to struggle!
This is a straight up Pizza Hut salad from 1984. Appreciate the enthusiasm.
It's this, straight up ruclips.net/video/JgJUbmGDc6k/видео.html
Facts lmao 🤣🤣😂😂
We just gonna ignore the pepperonis on that waitress?
You have no idea wtf you're talking about.
That to go with the dominos thin crust pizza he got. Lol
Place is an absolute gem. One of the foundations of Milwaukee. Classy and trashy all in one. You literally walk into a Billy Joel song.
Dave, my wife went here for an innocent slice a few months back and ended up dating the owner of the shop after a few bites of the stuff. He's actually coming over later tonight to take her out for dinner so I'll have more time to watch your terrific reviews. Cheers mate.
That's not a wife man
So your wife cheated on you for the owner and he's taking her out for a second time? Sorry for your loss bud
I believe that's called a cuck
@@PappiMelonJr People make jokes about it now because it happens so often because times have changed. I guess it makes people feel better.
@Joseph D. Good man 😆
I could watch 20 more minutes of Dave doing a review like this, in a place like Zaffiros. I love seeing Dave really into a place all filled with nostalgia. You never know what's going to happen or who he'll talk to and that's the fun of it.
I feel the same way... let's run away together Mary!
Zaffiro’s is exactly how he describes it….actually most places in Wisconsin are just like this
you dont want to be standing outside in milwaukee downtown for 20 mins, youre 💯 gonna be ☠☠☠☠☠☠
You make me miss Italian restaurants up North. The ice cold salad in individual bowls kept in the fridge with saran wrap, the over sauced lasagna that forces you to eat the bread and dip in the leftover sauce, and the staff that are either are related to the owner or started there as a kid.
you don't go back to visit ???
5:20 one lasagna, everybody knows Dave is turning into Garfield
And another one
😂😂
Comes all the way to Milwaukee for...Zaffiro's?
There's DiMarini's, Maria's, Ballistreri's, Tarantino's, Filippo's, Ann's...
Ugh
Zaffiro's? Really??
Coulda had Digornos 😂
'The pizza is not my style' thin, crispy, looks right up Dave's alley
U misunderstand Dave alley it’s more burnt well done not cracker think more like Sally’s
It's because it's from the Midwest he hates it over here.
Thats cracker thin. It doesnt taste good, and you dont taste the dough. Thin n Crispy is much different.
But all the grease, kind of ruins it..
😂😂😂facts
These reviews are the best when he talks to the owners and wait staff, I don’t give a shit about celebrity guests, just talk to the real people.
RPM=Real People Matter
TBH this pizza is one of the best I have ever had. Topping ratios are perfect and that IS real Milwaukee pizza!
The rating made me sad, but its still my favorite pizza place in WI.
Yup, Zaffiros is VERY good.
Dave looking like a Home Alone villain here.
Wet bandit
He does look like Daniel Stern's little brother.
Very good
Went there like 8 years ago. Staff is awesome, vibes are warm and welcoming. A celebration without the noise.
Such a shame that MARIA'S PIZZA in GREENFIELD closed last year - There were people lined up for BLOCKS on their last day and Dave DEFINITELY would've loved that restaurant and its history. 💯🍕
Yeah Maria's had a great cracker crust and he would have loved the inside.
They opened back up. Same recipe 😊
I thought I was the only person on the planet who gets excited for a basic ass house salad! I love and appreciate good quality bar food! This place is on my bucket list this Summer!
Bro it sucks. Not good
@@nonyabizz3533 🤡🤡🤡
If I see a good one I do! Basic salad done right is awesome!
Looking forward to the Wells Brothers review. Racine WI. Let's Gooooo
Salad looked like every other salad in history. Dave is losing his mind!
Didn't look like much that's for sure. And nothing pisses me off more than a tiny bowl. So over stuffed that I can't even mix the dressing or salt and pepper around a bit
I got food poisoning from that salad at Northshore cinema awhile back. Good times.
Dudes been ripping lines of adderall without sleep for weeks. He needs his nutrition
typical low end "house salad"..... chunk of iceberg lettuce, slab of tomato and drench of thousand island.....very meh. Mom must have been a mediocre cook IMHO.
Dude...it's more than just the salad. It's a nostalgic, by-gone Era kinda thing.
You know Steve was disappointed about the pizza, but the joint's vibe had him infatuated enough to bring the score up to a 7.2
Who’s Steve?
@@ezrashere The guy from Barstool
@@slash.9882 His name is Dave Portnoy
@@gb342002 oh buddy you've got some learning to do
@@slash.9882 Barstool Steve, everybody knows the name.
One waitress flirting with Dave. Everybody knows he misses Debbie
Congratulations, you're the third person I've seen making the same joke and I've read four comments so far 👍👍
@@MrSamrchds One reply with no likes, everybody know you have no friends
@@MrSamrchds cool story!!!
“Didn’t wanna look like a pussy walkin in here.”
*leaves the girlie beanie on.
Classic, Steven Portnoy. 😂
Someone take Dave to Olive Garden if he thinks that salad was good he’ll lose his mind
That salad was a 92
was thinking the same thing 😂
It would knock his dick off.
Dave was feelin the speedball on this one
There's no way Dave could even cook a hot dog, if he was serious with the crockpot remark.
You did Zaffiros dirty. Definitely in the 8’s
All the years i lived in Milw, that was my only place, the house combo ! God, i still miss Zaffiro's ! 😥
Been waiting my whole life for this review. Glad the experience did not disappoint. I swear if Prez had come a few years ago, it would have been higher. Zaffiro’s has dropped off in recent years. Pizza used to be best in the city.
Dave has 23,400 calories of food in front of him 😂
What a crazy time to be alive, never thought I'd see the day Dave eats a salad. That also looked like a very basic salad to get excited over.
Check bleeker street review
Greens keep the doctor away, everybody knows the rules.
ONE bite, everyone knows the rules.
its ok he ruined it with pizza and lasagna
I worked at a sicilian bistro years ago. They had a house salad, pretty basic but holy fuck the dressing was the most amazing thing I ever had. But yeah that salad looked normal as fuck lol
Lasagna was NOT cooked in a CROCK POT everybody knows the rules.
So hilarious...
I used to not like his videos because of his personality but honestly he's so fair with his reviews he's got me hooked
Dave must be high as hell and in a good mood today because that salad was sketchy at best
yup
That's an old school 1970s or 80s supper club salad. Won't look like the bougie ones today.
@@danbrioli5710 a real salad. Not like the liberal ones you are used to with the lemon wedges and asian sauce.
@@danbrioli5710 imagine being defensive over a leaf 🤓
@@danbrioli5710 AJ’s clearly joking. You’re the one who’s actually bothered over a salad you saw on a youtube video.
Thanks for doing this Dave, I knew you'd like it. Now you walk over to the Nomad for a beer and even better time with the locals. Zaffiro's is king. Demarinis is pretty good too but one of them or both might have closed. Zaffiro's is our pride and joy!
Them and Lisa's on Oakland. My fave is actually Marty's on Bluemound!!!
1:25 are we really not gonna talk about him finally opening a Midwest box properly?
Holy Mother of Lasagna, what a gem of a place, another road trip for me.
We went to Zaffiro's a couple years ago and met the owners. The kindest people you could ever meet. The pizza is a solid 8.3, sorry Dave!
Way too low on Zaffiro's and too high on Wells Bros, but he did really describe and show the great atmosphere of the place!
The lady wasn't playing about the pizza describing Chicago vs Milwaukee 🤣
For a paper thin / bar pie, that should have gotten 7.8, but I get its not Dave's top tier choice style of pizza. Love the review and respect he gives these joints as always..
I live in Boston but grew up in Milwaukee. I go to Zaffiros every time I visit.
7.2 score on the mediocre pie, everybody knows you’re getting soft.
Are we just gonna pretend Dave didn't properly open a midwest pizza box with flaps for the first time in his entire life? It's a belated christmas miracle.
the waitress doesn't know what she's talking about. the thin square cut is all over the place in the midwest. It's not Milwaukee style. It's literally everywhere, and it was most likely stolen from Chicago
respectfully, that all looks like Italian-american food at its worst. dave's enthusiasm is moving though, what a heart of gold!
I couldn't imagine being at a dinner table with Dave and having to watch him eat lasagna like that. It's possible to cut bites that actually fit in your mouth
Gotta try Barbiere's next. Either the original closer to downtown or the new one closer to the airport (south milwaukee). Known for their garlic bread!
Nobody loves Dave more (than)Dave himself. We all know the rules.
*than
Dear friend of mine is a Milwaukee native. He was telling me Zaffiro's is/was a legit mafia front. True or not, I don't care. Love the place.
When lasagna is baked on a plate like that, you're in the right place.
Best pizza in the Milwaukee area:
1.) Fixture Pizza Pub
1.) Maria's carry-out only
3.) MKE Classic Pizza carry-out only
3.) Caradaro
5.) Michael's in Waukesha
5.) Lou Malnati's in Brookfield
7.) ponza rotta at Jimmy's Grotto in Waukesha
7.) Happy Tap
9.) Mama Mia's in West Allis
10.) Wells Brothers in Racine
10.) Zaffiro's
10.) Cataro's in West Allis
10.) Hup's carry-out only
10.) Balistreri's 2 locations in 'Tosa
Lisa's is way overrated, it used to be good but has been slipping since the early 2000s
One thing I’ve noticed about Dave’s pizza reviews is that he never reveals he’s hungry.
He's not.. he's jacked up on adderall look at his pupils!
@@tylerschroeder3722 yeah that’s true but most people I’ve met before that takes adderall often can eat on it no problem.
imo any pizza cut into squares (what is the logic behind this??) can never go higher than 6.9
Also, nice touch by Dave pronouncing Zaffiro’s in at least 3 different ways
It’s because back in the day you could share a pie and fit a slice on a cocktail napkin while sitting at the bar.
Fingers crossed he gets to Lisa's Pizza, best pizza in Milwaukee IMHO
You mean hups..
My town. Legendary spot. Heard you were in town, glad you chose Zaffiros, just for the atmosphere alone. Long time date night destination, reaching back 20 years to the college days.
"One bite everybody knows the rules"
Proceeds to eat the whole slice and then rates the pizza
Pretty sure that's his bit...I dunno, though.
Yep that's his MO 👍
Welcome to the channel
That salad was straight out a bag from your grocers freezer. Added a full tomato slice to throw people off.
That place is a dump. Pizza looks like a 2.5
Lol around 5:30 you can hear someone ask the waitress if she’s gonna be in the next Bond movie and she says “I’ll be a Bond girl!”
bad girl
No way, you can hear the guy talking about a Bond movie and she definitely says Bond, you can hear the “ahhh” (as in “bah bah black sheep) sound, no Wisconsinite is gonna pronounce “bad” like that, that’d be like a posh British accent
You need to go to Vinchis pizza on the southside of Milwaukee they open at 4pm but closed Monday Tuesday. By far the best in Milwaukee.
I agree! And Ned’s off 27th street is right up there for me
That pizza looked bomb!
That salad with the full tomato slice is straight out of the Family Guy 'Every Pizza Place Ever' bit.
finely some corrected him on his total lack of knowledge on pizza once he leaves the east cost. he has been calling thin crust that is piece cut Chicago style in like 30 reviews when they cut it like that all over the country. Maybe the pizza expert should try watching a few dozen youtube videos of different pizza styles.
my uncle lived right near there and we would go visit him all the time and almost always got zaffiro's. happy to see it still has the same vibe
I like Dave .... but I LOVE Zaffiros. Dave was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY off with this. This is a minimum 8.1. Best pizza in Milwaukee.
Nah. San Giorgio is far better pizza.
that high pitched "the PIZZA?!" and then a long pause had me dyin'.
I just wanna hug that waitress. She seems like she’s just a good person.
That old school bar looks legit. Will definitely go if I’m back in the area.
It’s tavern style, cracker crust. Zaffiro’s is awesome. It’s impossible to find that type of crust on the West Coast.
Dave was speedballin big time on this one
If Dave had walked into Zaffiro's with a Chicago Bears hat on, they would've served his lasagna onto his lap.
Family Guy was 110% spot-on that pizza joints have the most impractical, inconvenient salads in the world.
❤ that bit.. so true and funny
ruclips.net/video/JgJUbmGDc6k/видео.html
Came looking for this comment. Thank u so much
“Take your hat off!! They don’t sell hot dogs here, they took the bleachers out 2 years ago!!” ~Tony Soprano
Dave obviously didn’t really care for the pizza I think he gave a generous score
It is pretty good if you like tavern style
i was gonna guess 6.8 6.9
It's a damn good pie. Best thin crust tavern style.
@@hattorihanzo2275 anytime someone says it's the 'best' for a milwaukee restaurant, i know it's bad.
@@JasonH1337 What would you know?
Reminds me of that Family Guy episode where they explained how salads from pizza joints are made.
Amazing! Why didn't I think about putting tomatoes in my salad? Thanks dude.
Holy crap, he figured out the box!!
Dave is suffering from hypothermia lol literally very similar to Federici's in NJ but just with a square cut style... at least a 8.1 based on the crisp and crunch... everybody knows the rules!
too greasy, knocked the score down. 7.2 was generous, dave gave a bonus for the atmosphere
@@armukthat pizza ain’t greasy at all. Trust me
Next time in Milwaukee go across the street to Pizza Shuttle, my greasy guilty pleasure… Plus the atmosphere is like nothing you’ve seen before
Gotta love their Zoltar fortune telling machine! Great for delivery late night muchies
When waitress look like joe Pesci sister u know it’ll be good
Opened in 1954 and Dave thinks the waitresses are from the 30s… lol 😂
Dave got me craving a salad at midnight
I'm a sucker for red and white checkered tablecloths in a joint❤️
DAVE! You opened a tab! Congratulations! I lived in Chi for 50 years and the waitress is FOS. That is a Chi bar pizza.
Exactly. I just had vito and nicks....
She’s probably never left Milwaukee
That was more than ur signature 1 bite review 2 bites 👍👍👍 yeah.
You could a got a handy across the street..
😮😮😮 … where exactly?
Halliday's Lounge. 👍🏻
Looked like a fantastic pie. Right up his alley.. why was he so nonchalant about it?
Maybe the taste?
u need balistreri’s
Definitely enjoyi all these Wisconsin reviews!
Here in Madtown. Seen your gramps review n I haven’t ever ate there ever until last week for the first time and I grew up here! Just been told by everyone for years it’s expensive and it is! But damn I ate the whole pizza haha!
🙋♂️Free state of Florida checking in🇺🇸
One place open since the 50s, Dave thinks everybody's been working there since the 30s
Everyone judging the salad when they couldn't see it behind the tomato
An entire slice!!
There is no such thing as ‘Milwaukee style’. That’s a Chicago tavern style all day.
Love when he says “one bite, everyone knows the rules” clearly it’s not a solid rule, it’s never just one. Although, the lasagna was. Pizza though, it’s usually 4+ ✌️ 😂 🍕 🍝
Dave, I have a review of your one bite frozen pizza on my tik tok… I have it a review as well. When I saw you open that box and saw what the pizza looked like, it looks like yours. I have it a score of 7.2 and this was days ago! I just watched this video. I felt for some reason that your score might be a 7.2!! My score on yours was a 7.2 so when you said 7.2 I about shit myself! Love your work and love you
Dave once again gets a food history lesson. Everybody knows the rules.
7.2? Dude, it's a Milwaukee landmark...
Balistreri's in Wauwatosa is where Dave should of gone. Brick 3, Ian’s and classic slice are shit. Poor representation of Milwaukee pizza. Should of tried balistreris instead.
Yup, that's an amazing place. I think their thin crust pizzas have better flavor than Zaffiros. Took my high rolling chef buddy there last year and he loved it!
Dave wanted to give that pizza 5.8 but liked the liked the vibe everybody knows the rules
you know the rules....always the sketchiest reviews😂😂😂
Thank you for coming to MKE!
I hate when they cut the pizza in little squares!
It's a Wisconsin thing.
It's great when you have young kids.
Lasagna!!! Mmmmmm that is a hell of an idea today! We got a shit storm……hah I mean snow storm coming in tonight into tomorrow and a big sauce, meatballs and a big ass lasagna??…yup! I got my work cut out for me today. But it’s so worth it!
Hard pass on that salad.
Shit looked like a school lunch
7.2 not bad considering we know how you feel about thin Chicago tavern style. I'm from Chicago, and I don't always agree with your East Coast based scoring. They cut the pizza wrong on the East Coast. That pizza looks pretty damn good. It needs some sausage.
I'm inclined to agree with the waitress to a degree. That crust is really thin. Thinner than Chicago tavern style. It's actually more like Tombstone which was originally from Medford Wisconsin. Tombstone had a deal with taverns in Chicago. They not only sold them the pizzas, they sold them the ovens to cook them in. I've had a lot of Tombstone pizzas in Chicago taverns.
In the end, it's bar pie. That's a big ass plate of lasagna. That's the way it should be served. So many chain restaurants give you a tiny piece. I want enough for the next day or two. Leftover lasagna is awesome.
"They cut the pizza wrong on the East Coast." LOL! It has always been cut in triangles so that every slice has outer crust and so you can fold it to prevent it from flopping.
They cut it wrong on the East Coast? You know nothing about pizza, do you? At least know that that thin crust style (really a Chicago creation) is trash. It is a freshly-made frozen pizza. Give me a break. Dave is right - just own the deep dish. At least it has some flavor, even if it is sludge.
Is it always just a cheese pizza?
I have a similar question!
yes
@@nickkerr6068 yes
Gold medal slice
Yes
“That is a Milwaukee style”
“Good to know. 7.2”