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  • @Kid_Ikaris
    @Kid_Ikaris 3 месяца назад +230

    lol that cut back to a picture of Jesse when she said "the Jews" had me dying 😂

    • @jessesteahouse
      @jessesteahouse  3 месяца назад +106

      @@Kid_Ikaris all of this police reporting and dealing with insurance is seriously cutting back on my ability to control huge swaths of Western culture behind the scenes

    • @Kid_Ikaris
      @Kid_Ikaris 3 месяца назад +5

      @@jessesteahouse Listen Jesse just cause me and you both know the Kabal who runs the world isn't exclusively Jewish, doesn't mean your channel won't get so big that they eventually come to try to recruit you. If it does happen, just keep doing everything you do for Chinese/US relations. 🇨🇳🕊️🇺🇲

    • @jjboswell5043
      @jjboswell5043 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@jessesteahouseI think this has to be the best comeback comment on RUclips

    • @Thegr1msleeper
      @Thegr1msleeper 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jessesteahouseamazing response. We can’t expect yall to be everywhere at once..

  • @TreeTrunkCrabWhacka
    @TreeTrunkCrabWhacka 3 месяца назад +457

    Stairwells often have cameras, check with your security office if you haven't already.

    • @jessesteahouse
      @jessesteahouse  3 месяца назад +219

      The building said if I got a police report I can check the cameras so when the office opens today I’ll check it out

    • @TreeTrunkCrabWhacka
      @TreeTrunkCrabWhacka 3 месяца назад +48

      @@jessesteahouse That's good. Parking garages are theft hotspots unfortunately.
      Wish I still lived in LA, would definitely swap that ignition switch for ya!

    • @jeremiahkoenig2243
      @jeremiahkoenig2243 3 месяца назад

      Sorry to hear about all the trouble lately. Glad that you have your tea and all those tea samples to enjoy after that lady took a d**k to the knee.

    • @SICresinwrks
      @SICresinwrks 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jessesteahousethats crazy, you can't even see the footage without a police report

    • @TreeTrunkCrabWhacka
      @TreeTrunkCrabWhacka 2 месяца назад +3

      @@SICresinwrks it's an anti-stalking/anti-vigilante measure.

  • @phjac
    @phjac 3 месяца назад +178

    That was the most painful sip-reaction I've ever seen on this channel, but with a day like that it's definitely justified 😅

  • @lukerichards22
    @lukerichards22 3 месяца назад +72

    Imagine if you had a “normal” job. This would be almost impossible if you weren’t able to be flexible with your hours. The system stinks.

    • @jessesteahouse
      @jessesteahouse  3 месяца назад +37

      @@lukerichards22 true facts, one of the big reasons I decided to become an artist in the first place is didn’t seem like it was worth making more money but having no time to deal with anything

  • @absolutelynot7236
    @absolutelynot7236 3 месяца назад +83

    What a day. That said, the cut to the photo of yourself when you said "run by the Jews" caught me off guard 😂

  • @joshuashrum2516
    @joshuashrum2516 3 месяца назад +50

    That was a freakin Rollercoaster of a post and I love it lol

  • @BeyReaper
    @BeyReaper 3 месяца назад +31

    This just reminds me the “This is me. An Asian” guy talk about all the things he did today that stressed him out. So he pour himself a cup of calming Puer tea and everything’s fine.

    • @KoishiChan92
      @KoishiChan92 3 месяца назад +5

      Was not expecting someone bringing up im_kankan here

  • @chikenmorris7170
    @chikenmorris7170 3 месяца назад +28

    The pink wallet crisis, now the attempted motorcycle theft, what's next 😂

    • @internet_internet
      @internet_internet 3 месяца назад +4

      Oolong boxes can’t make it into the country? 😅

  • @pupintheturdiii
    @pupintheturdiii 3 месяца назад +20

    Damn he needed that cup after all the bs.

  • @doomcake2020
    @doomcake2020 3 месяца назад +3

    I physically felt that sip reaction. Hang in there man.

  • @joecobb7153
    @joecobb7153 3 месяца назад +28

    Sounds more like Whiskey time to me

    • @jessesteahouse
      @jessesteahouse  3 месяца назад +20

      @@joecobb7153 had one of those at 9 😂

    • @joecobb7153
      @joecobb7153 3 месяца назад

      @@jessesteahouse Its the English in you I dont blame ya! Still have alot of my sampler pack left been cutting back on caffeinated stuff. The Puer tea oranges in the pack were 10x better than the ones I found at my local chinese grocery store

  • @DionysusBrew
    @DionysusBrew 2 месяца назад +3

    That sip with the blank stare off into the distance took me out! Never stop Jesse you're the best! 😂😂😂

  • @concretestag5474
    @concretestag5474 3 месяца назад +22

    Watching this, after having tea at 7pm in my new set bought from this cool dudes shop called jesses teahouse.

  • @CeeRigo
    @CeeRigo 3 месяца назад +175

    Those jews and their 🌽 monopoly
    😂
    Good thing you have a near infinite amount of tea to get you through it all!

    • @balldude8573
      @balldude8573 3 месяца назад +6

      Seriously what would compel someone to say something like that? I’m gonna do some research on who owns all of those nasty websites and I’ll report back.

    • @balldude8573
      @balldude8573 3 месяца назад +17

      @@CeeRigo so I just looked into it and yeahhhhh she was right…

    • @CeeRigo
      @CeeRigo 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@balldude8573 never would have seen it coming! I am a little wiser and mildly entertained

    • @Enesidaone
      @Enesidaone 3 месяца назад +2

      Read this before I got to that part of the video. Made me double check what channel I was watching. 😂

    • @rf2424
      @rf2424 3 месяца назад

      ​@@balldude8573everything comes from the Rothschild family since they had a lot of branches arround Europe following the victorian model to the letter after hitler did his thing and took over most of europe made them want to freedom so all of the family which was pretty big baughts land in palestine which made it seem like they were taking it over and since europe suffered of a lot of jew scare they thaught "they controlled the world" because of that and now the idea get thrown randomly everywhere
      Do note that this is a heavily simplified version

  • @xiaofha
    @xiaofha 3 месяца назад +9

    Jesse, sorry for everything you had to go through…and thank you for taking the time to document and share it with us. 🙏 hope it all gets sorted!

  • @giraffles
    @giraffles 3 месяца назад +7

    I lost it at the skyrim npc line 😂😂

  • @garrettreven5144
    @garrettreven5144 3 месяца назад +7

    Get a motion detector alarm on that bike. I stuck mine under the (locked) trunk lid.

  • @horseenthusiast1250
    @horseenthusiast1250 3 месяца назад +35

    Oof, that sucks (especially having to hear All That in line). Here's hoping the bike can be easily and affordably fixed soon. A day like that sounds like a good excuse to break open the best tea.

  • @AlexSimone-xk9fx
    @AlexSimone-xk9fx Месяц назад

    😂 you earned that cup of tea. Drama equals a much needed cup of tea 🤣

  • @ryanevius
    @ryanevius 3 месяца назад +11

    This is the perfect follow up to comments on your twilight post.

  • @antonjensen5804
    @antonjensen5804 2 месяца назад +2

    That Skyrim NPC comment got me laughing out loud

  • @tylerjones1645
    @tylerjones1645 3 месяца назад +1

    The post sip groan was from the soul.

  • @SmokeySean33
    @SmokeySean33 3 месяца назад +2

    God bless you Jesse

  • @linocarderopoli5515
    @linocarderopoli5515 3 месяца назад

    Man what an emotional rolercoaster this was, it had all the theartics. Enjoy your afternoon tea Jesse, cheers!

  • @nikman2
    @nikman2 2 месяца назад

    I felt that ending with my soul hugs and tea mate!

  • @pinkavyek
    @pinkavyek 3 месяца назад +2

    bro really has been going through it lately😭

  • @taylordnd
    @taylordnd 2 месяца назад

    The day of all fucking time. Hope you had lots of tea

  • @playnsay5880
    @playnsay5880 3 месяца назад +1

    That ghaahh at the end is the sound of "no I'm not F-ing stressed"

  • @taiwanisacountry
    @taiwanisacountry 3 месяца назад +1

    That is a rough day.

  • @kapirk2244
    @kapirk2244 3 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂. Oh, I’m so sorry that all that happened to you especially since your cloths were changed into wallets! But that last few seconds made it spectacularly funny!! So sorry!!!

  • @forcierlogan
    @forcierlogan 3 месяца назад +1

    Jesses tea house lore before gta6 is insane

  • @caricantdance
    @caricantdance 2 месяца назад

    Im sorry for your bad day, thank you for still sharing and making a funny video for the tea friends 💙 may tomorrow be infinitely better!

  • @fredperez7984
    @fredperez7984 2 месяца назад

    Great tea with a great view. I also enjoy your tea somewhat later into the evening haha.

  • @TheSilverOrn
    @TheSilverOrn 3 месяца назад

    So... that was an experience. I hope you enjoyed your tea and get your bike fixed. I have after dinner tea too. The green tea or red tea are both my favorite after dinner teas.

  • @bugglemagnum6213
    @bugglemagnum6213 3 месяца назад +2

    Just LA things😂 i like the stark tone shift

  • @Alexander-z6x
    @Alexander-z6x 21 день назад

    Aggression tea, lovely... I tend to do the same thing with coffee

  • @k0chum
    @k0chum 2 месяца назад

    I find that tea can be incredibly relaxing. There are times where I’m ready for a nap after my tea. I think I react to l-theanine in a way that makes me relaxed and sleepy.
    But I also have ADHD, so stimulants usually have the opposite effect on me.

  • @sydneybeada2177
    @sydneybeada2177 3 месяца назад +1

    Love to hear which teas are better for 7 pm than others. And sorry for all the bad luck and nonsense.

  • @lovelydeath04
    @lovelydeath04 2 месяца назад

    Poor Jesse, enjoy your 7pm tea!!!

  • @ipsmith
    @ipsmith 2 месяца назад

    Having had a motorcycle stolen in the past I can confirm… 7pm is not too late for tea!

  • @TheShurikenZone
    @TheShurikenZone 3 месяца назад

    Oh man... What a horrible, horrible day. At least they weren't able to make off with your bike, and fingers crossed that things will come somewhat right. You're a hero for turning this tale into a dark comedy. Hang in there, brother. 👍👍

  • @internet_internet
    @internet_internet 3 месяца назад +2

    Oh, I know that noise at the end far too well.

  • @coriddeval1815
    @coriddeval1815 3 месяца назад +1

    Long jing any time “baby” from what I have read it has a counter agent to caffeine so it’s much more subtle.

  • @colorofcrazy
    @colorofcrazy 3 месяца назад

    Woah! That’s awful! I’m so sorry to hear that happened to you.

  • @PyroTurk
    @PyroTurk 3 месяца назад

    That sounds like a massive headache, enjoy your tea my guy.

  • @TheSeraphimEmeraldGemGypsy
    @TheSeraphimEmeraldGemGypsy 2 месяца назад

    Wow. Glad you’re okay though! 🙏

  • @roseredthorns
    @roseredthorns 2 месяца назад

    that was one hell of a damn journey

  • @inescapablestud
    @inescapablestud 3 месяца назад +1

    Always tea time

  • @atlashammercock9582
    @atlashammercock9582 2 месяца назад

    My apologies for your awful experience, but now it brings joy as we laugh with you at the absurdity of it all

  • @Draaza
    @Draaza 2 месяца назад

    That tea was so good he turned into Arnold Schwarzenegger at the end

  • @EyeKnowRaff
    @EyeKnowRaff 3 месяца назад +1

    Man, that's wild. I had a class on how to *not* die from electrocution, went to the Mennonite store at lunch for a sandwich, and it rained hard for 30 this afternoon. Not a bad day overall. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Felix-kd8tn
    @Felix-kd8tn 3 месяца назад

    I felt that agressive AHHH

  • @tinysmolgame6705
    @tinysmolgame6705 3 месяца назад

    Thats brutal sorry you went though all that x.x hope everything gets resolved fast and easy for you.
    Also, that tea sip reaction, quali-tea

  • @matthewdunphy8524
    @matthewdunphy8524 2 месяца назад +1

    This is the most California short ever.

  • @mynameisvisutinnadda
    @mynameisvisutinnadda 3 месяца назад

    I always drink tea before bed 😅

  • @TheLewisesc
    @TheLewisesc 3 месяца назад +2

    Recommendations for low caffeine teas for the evening tea sesh?

    • @joecobb7153
      @joecobb7153 3 месяца назад +2

      Green tea has less than black/red

  • @gardeniablossom4077
    @gardeniablossom4077 2 месяца назад

    This is a perfect description of LA

  • @hendrikm9569
    @hendrikm9569 3 месяца назад

    That's so frustrating to hear, I'm wishing all the best!

  • @42ZaphodB42
    @42ZaphodB42 3 месяца назад

    I even drink tea at 9:00 pm. But only kukicha or similar teas. They dont have much caffeine at all.

  • @HungQDang
    @HungQDang 3 месяца назад +1

    aged white tea right before bed because why not.

  • @hellsphoenix9308
    @hellsphoenix9308 3 месяца назад +2

    You gotta do a police report for that?!? I mean I could see just for the vandalism, but to get it hauled off also? That’s crazy. Good luck man. Sorry to see and hear about that. And it’s never to late😂

  • @jacoboblanco1555
    @jacoboblanco1555 3 месяца назад

    What a nightmare.

  • @exploshaun
    @exploshaun 2 месяца назад

    Unlike coffee, I’m not scared of a midnight cup of tea

  • @rowannnnnnnnn
    @rowannnnnnnnn 3 месяца назад

    Holy hell, that’s actually unbelievable
    I send my condolences to you and your bike omg

  • @Stksmitty
    @Stksmitty 3 месяца назад +1

    You've earned that cup after the day you had! Bike thieves will receive no tea

  • @LEO19495
    @LEO19495 3 месяца назад +1

    I drink my tea at around 10 pm

  • @Liquessen
    @Liquessen 3 месяца назад +1

    I drink tea at night to calm down. It's just soothing. I've heard that people with ADHD react differently to caffeine, like it actually clears the mind rather than speeds them up.

    • @iPyromantic
      @iPyromantic 2 месяца назад +1

      I've been debating whether or not I want to try gong fu tea and one of the BIG considerations is my ADHD and the caffeine. Normally I'd be like "meh," but then I got to experience serotonin syndrome because of a bad drug interaction and now I take it a weeeee bit more seriously. 😅

  • @Admirał_Thrawn5789
    @Admirał_Thrawn5789 3 месяца назад

    There is never too late for good bowl/cup of tea. Greetings Jesse. Have a nice tea everyday of your life.😊

  • @Viriyamt
    @Viriyamt 3 месяца назад

    It's not too late, my uncle used to drink tea with his friends after dinner

  • @ninjamalec
    @ninjamalec 3 месяца назад

    Sorry about the bike mate.
    I usually get to have my night tea after 9pm....

  • @braidedribbon
    @braidedribbon 3 месяца назад

    Oof! Im sorry you had such a day. At least you have good tea to end your day!

  • @Griefer_Jesus
    @Griefer_Jesus 2 месяца назад

    In my town, you can file a police report online. LA might be different though, because it’s 50x bigger than my town

  • @oxolotleman7226
    @oxolotleman7226 2 месяца назад

    I've had coffee at 3am before going to bed. 7pm is not too late

  • @apoetsbrain6794
    @apoetsbrain6794 2 месяца назад

    we get you. Just drink you tea.

  • @talleyrandxlll7037
    @talleyrandxlll7037 2 месяца назад

    Good stories are worth almost anything, especially in the comedy world
    I’m sorry and congrats!

  • @LPOband
    @LPOband 3 месяца назад

    What a day for Jesse. First missing clothes replaced by pink wallets and then having your bike almost stolen and having to deal with that hassle.

  • @Eyes_Unclouded
    @Eyes_Unclouded 3 месяца назад

    I am so sorry jesse😭but i am so glad you have a great sense of humor always

  • @caylis334
    @caylis334 2 месяца назад

    Ohhh no jesse I'm so sorry this happened 😢

  • @MakingMyMark954
    @MakingMyMark954 2 месяца назад

    That end of the video . Guahhhhhh

  • @emmacarlsen2651
    @emmacarlsen2651 3 месяца назад

    Jeez what a pain! You definitely need that tea!

  • @Bustah
    @Bustah 3 месяца назад

    Well that explains that

  • @iPyromantic
    @iPyromantic 2 месяца назад

    Oof. What a day.
    However, this short did make me realize that (even though it's about English tea) you need to watch the Yorkshire Tea Song.

  • @severgum1208
    @severgum1208 2 месяца назад

    My brother and I sometimes randomly chat on Whatsapp at 2AM and randomly discover that we both are drinking tea at 2 in the morning. So there really is no thing as „too late for tea“ 😂
    It rather really calms one down. The sleep is quite good

  • @maxbro2911
    @maxbro2911 2 месяца назад

    See, I’m southern, I like my tea strong, sweet, and at any time of day. Green tea? No. Black tea? That’s the strong stuff.

  • @fallingrock7225
    @fallingrock7225 3 месяца назад

    Why would anyone ever think that about the adult film industry? How strange, I wouldn’t even do a related search.

  • @evildevil364
    @evildevil364 3 месяца назад

    I just moved to LA. This is a fairly accurate tuesday

  • @mxlies15
    @mxlies15 3 месяца назад

    I've been trying to cut caffeine around 7, so I've been stocking up on white tea to keep drinking after 7 :D

  • @damienbanta835
    @damienbanta835 3 месяца назад

    I didn't really like the video until you said Skyrim NPC that just got me fuggin laughing

  • @MariaBareiss
    @MariaBareiss 3 месяца назад

    Grrrrrrrr! People who steal other people's transportation are the lowest of the low!

  • @EarthPoweredHippie
    @EarthPoweredHippie 2 месяца назад

    It's the skyrim reference for me.

  • @Liaxi00
    @Liaxi00 3 месяца назад

    What an eventful day 😅

  • @PureInsanity
    @PureInsanity 3 месяца назад

    You know that photo of him in front of the empty lot was for the insurance company. "Proof the motorcycle isn't in it's place"

  • @StatueSounds
    @StatueSounds 2 месяца назад

    I had my e-bike stolen, it could be worse. 😅

  • @thomasstuart1825
    @thomasstuart1825 3 месяца назад

    Oooofff! holding a space for the highest good.

  • @hikariyamato6595
    @hikariyamato6595 2 месяца назад

    That’s my worst nightmare with the electric scooter that I drive to work. I have it “locked” up and everything, and it comes with an app that tells me if there’s suspicious movement with the ignition off. But it still niggles in the back of my mind as a “what if?”

    • @jessesteahouse
      @jessesteahouse  2 месяца назад

      @@hikariyamato6595 I had an electric scooter in china that got stolen, I also had a second one that had the battery stolen out from inside, I just put it down as an accounting note, expect to have this for 2 to 3 years and if it gets stolen it has already lived its life haha

  • @micahmcnair
    @micahmcnair 3 месяца назад

    Hate that! BUT I just have to say you are doing a great job of integrating your real life into videos still relating to tea! Loving every bit of it.

  • @JeremyHen
    @JeremyHen 2 месяца назад

    Who else mistook that first shot for some herbal smokeware? 😂😅

  • @dcfefs
    @dcfefs 3 месяца назад

    I felt that nyeeeeah

  • @turtle4llama
    @turtle4llama 2 месяца назад

    Had my bag with my ID and car keys stolen in San Francisco. Queue 7 hours of walking around the city completing side quests to get my car out of a parking garage.

  • @demuredaemon4684
    @demuredaemon4684 2 месяца назад

    Hi it's 2 am and I just finished my 2nd cup of tea today.
    I'm going to bed now.