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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Transformers!
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    Transformers has been a super huge brand for decades and always a popular product on toy shelves everywhere. The idea of having Michael Bay make a feature-length commercial for them filled with cool cars, military stuff, pretty girls and explosions seemed like a no-brainer! And a no-brainer it definitely was.
    Transformers does raise some questions though. Like what are the odds that Sam Witwicky would be car-shopping on the very same day a shapeshifting car robot was looking for him? Why did that robot attack the soldiers a second time if they didn’t have any data? Why is Mikaela eating at Burger King? Why does Megatron have the random ability of etching coordinates into tiny pieces of glass? How is Megatron speaking English? Why did the soldiers think it would be a good idea to go hide the Allspark in a densely-populated city?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Transformers! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @sageweinberg4167
    @sageweinberg4167 3 года назад +6120

    I couldn’t believe that there hadn’t been a pitch meeting of this yet

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 3 года назад +154

      Right.....when I got the notification, my first thought was, before I fully read the title, "Oh good, this must be one of their compilation videos." But no, surprisingly, the first one ever.

    • @ratee7
      @ratee7 3 года назад +27

      Yeah Ryan used fast at making pitch meeting about bad movies

    • @bofetada6841
      @bofetada6841 3 года назад +24

      that should have been the first line of this pitch.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 3 года назад +12

      @@mariannecontrino6297 Literally exactly the same thing I thought.

    • @gmonroy852
      @gmonroy852 3 года назад +15

      Whoops

  • @Rain-fl8xn
    @Rain-fl8xn 3 года назад +2406

    Everyone: there’s no way transformers could ever get ruined
    Micheal bay: it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @thawk4life
      @thawk4life 3 года назад +17

      Haha that's funny 😄😆🤣

    • @email7766
      @email7766 3 года назад +13

      Yes because it always sucked

    • @runetide
      @runetide 3 года назад +40

      @@email7766 The OG series was decent.

    • @Cluv22
      @Cluv22 3 года назад +6

      "Oh Really?.."

    • @docsigma
      @docsigma 3 года назад +11

      Wow wow wow wow wow... wow

  • @SceneWins
    @SceneWins 3 года назад +2114

    “What about the internet?”
    “What about it?”
    “Use it”
    “He Did!”

  • @jflynn1996
    @jflynn1996 3 года назад +1563

    "she's an attractive girl that know cars and wears tight clothes"
    "these are high school students, right?"

    • @ericb6508
      @ericb6508 3 года назад +299

      that's what I like about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age.

    • @michaelwilford3216
      @michaelwilford3216 3 года назад +325

      @@ericb6508 High school girls are tight!

    • @chupakabra1129
      @chupakabra1129 3 года назад +48

      @@michaelwilford3216 I don't know

    • @joshuahauser9050
      @joshuahauser9050 3 года назад +60

      @@ericb6508 Alright alright alright

    • @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas
      @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas 3 года назад +316

      yes officer, this whole thread

  • @vikkipakki
    @vikkipakki 3 года назад +918

    “Robots love data”
    *Mark Zuckerberg looks nervously.*

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +32

      "Do they know? No, they couldn't possibly know. I'll just add more emojis to convince them I'm a human!"

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 3 года назад +33

      I think you mean "Zuck runs nervousness script"

    • @thephantommarauder7748
      @thephantommarauder7748 3 года назад +9

      Humanoid Lizards aren't robots though

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +9

      @@thephantommarauder7748 More importantly, robots aren't evil like Zuck.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 3 года назад

      Ggggghhhue

  • @nomirrors3552
    @nomirrors3552 3 года назад +1571

    "Robots love data."
    "They sure do sir."
    Googlebot: I'm recommending this to everyone.

  • @AbeFroman19861
    @AbeFroman19861 3 года назад +1159

    Can't believe there was no mention of the mountain dew vending machine that got turned into an evil robot and started shooting cans of mountain dew at people.

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 3 года назад +38

      Wait did that happen?

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 года назад +61

      @@isauldron4337 yes, yes it did.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 3 года назад +104

      And the Xbox 360 that other guy just bought that turned into a robot.

    • @AbeFroman19861
      @AbeFroman19861 3 года назад +112

      @@HarmonicWave At least the Xbox didn't start throwing copies of Halo at people.

    • @jonnyboy6453
      @jonnyboy6453 3 года назад +42

      They didn't pay enough for it to be more memorable

  • @feifeigxx
    @feifeigxx 3 года назад +234

    An explosion a day, keeps Michael at the Bay.

    • @beingsagnik3206
      @beingsagnik3206 2 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @majorknight859
      @majorknight859 Год назад +3

      This comment should have dozens of likes

    • @tobyhart
      @tobyhart Год назад

      Even his diarrhea is explosive

    • @gugalldiznii383
      @gugalldiznii383 Год назад +2

      ​@@majorknight859it's got 12x12 likes now lol

    • @alterego3734
      @alterego3734 7 месяцев назад +5

      If only the author of this comment could remove the comma and the "the".

  • @StickyDrawz
    @StickyDrawz 3 года назад +1647

    "so they all kinda watch while sam gets with mikayla on top of bumble bee"
    "what"

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 3 года назад +164

      But we gotta ask ourselves the real question
      Was Bumblebee into that?

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +103

      @@someonewithaphone3108 His rods just got hotter.

    • @mc4906
      @mc4906 3 года назад +85

      Autobots: "Well I definitely learned about this on this internet"

    • @chytstorm
      @chytstorm 3 года назад +74

      Sexual carassment.

    • @ericb6508
      @ericb6508 3 года назад +13

      I mean... I would...

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 3 года назад +2926

    I hope Ryan never gets tired of doing these, I hope he sees how much we enjoy them. We’ll stay until the last one.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 3 года назад +43

      Nothing good lasts forever. Everything will wither and die.

    • @mcgarfunkel
      @mcgarfunkel 3 года назад +48

      If Ryan leaves Screen Rant I think they will lose a bunch of subscribers

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 3 года назад +96

      @@mcgarfunkel I'm not even subscribed. These just get recommended to me because I watch all of them.

    • @wow7863
      @wow7863 3 года назад +5

      @@ErwinPommel Same

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 3 года назад +26

      @@wow7863 wow wow

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 3 года назад +369

    Bumblebee: I'ma need you to get all the way off my back

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 3 года назад +15

      ... and go mate in some other place like normal mammals!

    • @SeinenGuy
      @SeinenGuy 2 года назад +8

      Oh ok, I'mma get off that thing!

    • @beetar.t.6153
      @beetar.t.6153 2 года назад +1

      Thank you!

    • @Deviantygr
      @Deviantygr 2 года назад

      "I get off on 57 Chevys" - Eric Clapton

  • @Weaponator18
    @Weaponator18 3 года назад +841

    "No actually, no sir I don't"
    This was the perfect movie to use this gag for. Well done sir.

    • @teaotspp
      @teaotspp 3 года назад +3

      I don't get it 😆

    • @legogenius1667
      @legogenius1667 3 года назад +26

      @@teaotspp Cause they basically just used this movie to sell the 2010 Camaro, it's a big advertisement rather than a movie. I still love it though lol

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod Год назад +2

      @@teaotspp Even though it's blatantly obvious what the joke is about if you'd paid attention immediately after he says it.

    • @zechariahbasaldua
      @zechariahbasaldua 6 месяцев назад

      It can also be a reference to Michael Bay starting out as a commercial director?

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 3 года назад +1992

    50 years from now, when you’re looking back at your life, don’t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in my windowless van?

  • @notonlyhuman6073
    @notonlyhuman6073 3 года назад +674

    “Pow! Pow! Boom boom boom boom!”
    “What?”
    “Oh sorry. Pow! Pow! Boom boom boom BAM”
    “Ok yeah, that makes more sense!”

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 года назад +18

      Do you think it was difficult for Michael Bay to make the third act with all of those pows and booms and bams?

    • @beepusdoopus
      @beepusdoopus 3 года назад +20

      @@artman2oo3 actually no, it was super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 года назад +7

      @@beepusdoopus Oh REALLY??

    • @beepusdoopus
      @beepusdoopus 3 года назад +7

      @@artman2oo3 Yeah, all he did was... what he always does. Which pow! pow! boom! pop and pow!

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 года назад +9

      @@beepusdoopus Wow wow wow wow wow wow....
      WOW!

  • @RICHARDGRANNON
    @RICHARDGRANNON 3 года назад +2257

    This is one of my favourite things on the whole of the internet. Please never stop 😆

    • @JermaineYoung
      @JermaineYoung 3 года назад +27

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +14

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @chrislawuk
      @chrislawuk 3 года назад +3

      I say the same about your stuff, Richard!

    • @matthewp.1484
      @matthewp.1484 3 года назад +1

      H

    • @RICHARDGRANNON
      @RICHARDGRANNON 3 года назад +4

      @@maximummatt73 wow wow wow

  • @guilhermeteofilocachich4892
    @guilhermeteofilocachich4892 3 года назад +434

    "oh my testosterone levels are dangerously high" needs to be a new catch up phrase

    • @cuerex8580
      @cuerex8580 3 года назад +2

      I still don't understand how this relates to explosions

    • @philippeamon7271
      @philippeamon7271 3 года назад +18

      @@cuerex8580 Because boys like boom boom pow, and motorcycles, and explosions, and ninjas, and rockets, and explosions

    • @cuerex8580
      @cuerex8580 3 года назад +2

      @@philippeamon7271 so war like situations boost testosterone in male?

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 года назад +2

      No

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 3 года назад +1

      I think you mean *ketchup phrase. You know, like those things we constantly say everyday relating to ketchup....

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 3 года назад +660

    "So you have a movie for me?"
    "No actually i don't"
    Well that's a first

    • @enderdude7902
      @enderdude7902 3 года назад +58

      2nd

    • @eleanorflynn7772
      @eleanorflynn7772 3 года назад +14

      @@enderdude7902 1st, 2nd, 3rd... It shall always be a plot twist

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 3 года назад +2

      no it isn't

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 3 года назад +4

      I’d say it’s accurate. You can’t call any of these Michael bay commercials ‘movies’.

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 3 года назад +809

    "Robots with bad eyesight are TIGHT!"
    True. LMAO. They must be Bifocalcons.

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 3 года назад +10

      Foureyetobots

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 3 года назад +22

      @@eval_is_evil
      Are they sure that's there more that meets the eye?

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 3 года назад +1

      Guess you can call them a, "Perceptor?"

    • @themexis
      @themexis 3 года назад +3

      Astigmatron is my fave!

    • @kbholla
      @kbholla 3 года назад

      You must be a dad.

  • @zeruapod2897
    @zeruapod2897 3 года назад +343

    "Oh she doesn't want to get into the space robot."
    "No, she doesn't. :D"
    Shinji: felt

    • @B-Man-69
      @B-Man-69 3 года назад +9

      Just a reminder its not Shinji's fault

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 3 года назад +6

      @@B-Man-69 _especially not_ in the hospital room with Asuka

  • @zikaj
    @zikaj 3 года назад +140

    The ‘Megatron speaking English’ / ‘Internet in 1895’ bit was perfect. Fantastic writing and delivery, Ryan.

  • @THEJOHNNYFLASH
    @THEJOHNNYFLASH 3 года назад +4578

    I would say this is pretty accurate

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +2213

    4:43 summarizes the entirety of all Michael Bay Transformers movies.

    • @SamuelGrguric
      @SamuelGrguric 3 года назад +154

      Oh, my testosterone levels are dangerously high

    • @johnf.bastes2157
      @johnf.bastes2157 3 года назад +114

      @@SamuelGrguric Oh, dangerously high testosterone levels are TIGHT

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 3 года назад +80

      POW POW! BOOM BOOM BOOM *BAM* !
      Gotta get the context right

    • @imallin971
      @imallin971 3 года назад +34

      Bing Bing Bong. Trump meme in a pitch meeting? Yes please lol

    • @briannickerson292
      @briannickerson292 3 года назад +23

      I mean it basically sums up Michael Bays career.

  • @willmangrum3686
    @willmangrum3686 3 года назад +83

    "What about the internet."
    "What about it?"
    "Use it."
    "He did."
    Genius.

  • @NoMereRanger73
    @NoMereRanger73 3 года назад +101

    “Left Cheek! Left Cheek! Left Cheek!”
    - Soldier Dude, 2007

  • @alismith3801
    @alismith3801 3 года назад +975

    "He's evil so he wants to do evil stuff" Shakespeare couldn't express character motivation this well🤣

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 года назад +5

      Well, that's basically Iago's motivation.

    • @SomeMrMindism
      @SomeMrMindism 3 года назад +3

      @@tintinismybelgian Isn't Iago kinda in love with Othello so he tries to break him up?

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 года назад +1

      @@SomeMrMindism That's an interesting interpretation. Can you point me to some parts in the text that hint at that?

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Год назад +2

      @@tintinismybelgianAnd Don John’s in Much Ado About Nothing. He says so himself

  • @aaronth777
    @aaronth777 3 года назад +1007

    "...I think they had the internet back in 1895 when he was frozen"
    "Uhhhh I don't think so"
    "Well I mean there's no way for us to check"
    "What about the internet"
    "What about it"
    "Use it"
    "He did"
    "Nevermind"
    Oh Ryan you comedic genius😂

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 3 года назад +40

      That exchange had me cracking up.

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 3 года назад +38

      "The problem with information found on the internet is that it's very often not true."
      -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

    • @deadplthebadass21
      @deadplthebadass21 3 года назад +10

      @@4plus20isHappy "the thing about the internet is everything is real, because the device you're using is real but that doesn't mean it's correct"
      -Tony Stark

    • @hagerty1952
      @hagerty1952 3 года назад

      He should at least credit Abbot and Costello

  • @phoenixrr7911
    @phoenixrr7911 3 года назад +51

    "Robot with bad eyesight is TIGHT!" killed me lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @Miss.information_Lover
    @Miss.information_Lover 3 года назад +168

    I like how Ryan George is the only thing keeping Screen Rant alive every other Screen Rant video has like 10,000 views but every single pitch meeting house from 500000 to 2 million videos

    • @abboud6393
      @abboud6393 3 года назад +23

      I dont like it, they should be on Ryan's channel instead.

    • @1LegintheGrave
      @1LegintheGrave 2 года назад +22

      Most of SR's stuff is all click bate anyway. But THIS.....well THIS is pure brilliance

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- 2 года назад +5

      @@abboud6393 I don't think Ryan wants them posting to his channel lol

  • @nathaneberhart5022
    @nathaneberhart5022 3 года назад +508

    "So then they all just kinda watch as Sam gets with Mikaela on top of Bumblebee"
    "What?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @heedmywarning2792
      @heedmywarning2792 3 года назад +67

      And secretly, Bumblebee records the whole thing. Oh yeah.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +35

      Obviously, they were doing anthropological research into the mating habits of their new allies./s

    • @muznick
      @muznick 3 года назад +39

      @@heedmywarning2792 And posts it on RobotHUB.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 3 года назад

      I'm still laughing at that.

  • @teppec
    @teppec 3 года назад +623

    "The merch is on its way."
    Never a truer word was spoken.

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 3 года назад +3

      i still have alot of merch.. Some are pretty expensive now Some of my favorite transformer toys

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад

      Suit: The merch is on its way.
      Hasbro: 🤣😂😄 That's just... factually... just not happe- 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hoyofan533
      @hoyofan533 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo 3 года назад +102

    At this point I can hardly tell I'm watching a single person

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 3 года назад +7

      You're not. That's producer guy and writer guy. They work together a
      lot.

    • @Puma5
      @Puma5 3 года назад +1

      They are twins!

  • @nathanstory7379
    @nathanstory7379 3 года назад +58

    For a second I wondered if they were talking about Transformers 2. These movies really run together.

    • @MrHandss
      @MrHandss 3 года назад +7

      nono transformers 2 is the one where they have a decepticon that can disguise itself as a human girl and it kisses sam and also there's another transformer with wrecking ball testicles.

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 3 года назад +1

      Only way I can tell them apart is whether or not the chick is smoking hot, or just like regular hot, because they didn't have the same chick in the sequel, but they picked a girl who was almost as hot

    • @amihere383
      @amihere383 3 года назад +3

      @@MrHandss His name was Devastator, the one made up of 5 different transformers. There was another Devastator as well, the tank that Optimus rips apart in the first movie.

    • @germmanator
      @germmanator 2 года назад

      @@amihere383 ah ya the tank one

    • @gabrielpetroni8347
      @gabrielpetroni8347 2 года назад +1

      Actually Transformers 2 has a "2" in the title, so they're completely different movies, just completely different.

  • @rahuln5676
    @rahuln5676 3 года назад +224

    "Sam gets with Mikaela on top of Bumlebee."
    *W H A T*

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 3 года назад +39

      And the autobots watch

    • @TheHylden
      @TheHylden 3 года назад +11

      @@benglaser1345 yeah, that was the "What?!" part, lol

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 3 года назад +12

      Nothing wrong with Sam hooking up with Mikaela. They were looking to bang almost the entire movie. The weird bit is that it happens in the open with a live autobot audience.

    • @greghenrikson952
      @greghenrikson952 3 года назад

      The director has a collection of videos showing Hollywood stars washing his cars seductively.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 3 года назад +3

      @@sindri1447 why weird ? do you think robots that TRANSFORMS have problem with genitalia ? or sex ? they problably find it hilariously primitive..

  • @Djjolly037
    @Djjolly037 3 года назад +555

    “The merch is on its way!” XD

    • @Imnotsexy1234
      @Imnotsexy1234 3 года назад +2

      hi i hope it is

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken 3 года назад

      Wow wow wow... Wow.

    • @themexis
      @themexis 3 года назад +3

      i'm definitely saying this during sexy time.

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 3 года назад +1

      Steve Jablonski's "Arrival to Earth" intensifies.
      Producers: "Teh merch is on its way!!"

  • @papanogs1353
    @papanogs1353 3 года назад +189

    Please do a pitch meeting for “National Treasure”!

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +1

      Aw hell no

    • @tombradydid9114
      @tombradydid9114 3 года назад +9

      @@maximummatt73 hell no? That should be a fun one

    • @poguesguinness
      @poguesguinness 3 года назад +12

      A pitch meeting for National Treasure would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 года назад +2

      Do Greenland ! Or Honest Thief. Or The Lighthouse 🎬 ....

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 3 года назад +2

      omg I love those movies

  • @ChromeDestiny
    @ChromeDestiny 3 года назад +40

    "So we're ripping off a big part of the plot of Maximum Overdive here!" "Ripping off old movies is tight!"

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +3

      Stephen King movies are ULTRA-TIGHT

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger 3 года назад +524

    Transformers, brought to you by General Motors product placement.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 3 года назад +11

      With all the product discussion in the pitch for this advertisement, I am surprised they didn’t even mention the biggest one.

    • @xteb65
      @xteb65 3 года назад +5

      And it worked, probably one of the most effective product placements in history.

    • @vctrsigma
      @vctrsigma 3 года назад +2

      They had other kinds of vehicle… optimus wasn’t a GM

    • @WinningProduction420
      @WinningProduction420 3 года назад +3

      @@xteb65you're right bumblebee made so many people want to buy the Chevy Camaro

    • @akextremerickert
      @akextremerickert 3 года назад +3

      Brought to you by the gm Camaro remake! And cool gm trucks!

  • @CharlesOffdensen
    @CharlesOffdensen 3 года назад +440

    "Yeah, they picked up from the internet."
    "I guess that makes sense."
    "Maybe"
    LOL.

    • @theHyperion12
      @theHyperion12 3 года назад

      It sure is Sir!

    • @eriksand9262
      @eriksand9262 3 года назад +1

      "What about the internet?"
      "Use it"
      "He did!"
      "....nevermind"

  • @15thobserver
    @15thobserver 3 года назад +48

    I didn't realize the speech about having the guts to get in the car was an 'unnatural' thing to say in that situation. My friends always goaded each other on with "You don't wanna look back x-years from now and say you didn't have the balls to do it". Must be a regional thing.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +5

      Or your friends are a bunch of douches.

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 3 года назад +7

      Seemed normal to me too. Maybe Producer Guy is a freakin weirdo.

    • @Andraika90
      @Andraika90 2 года назад

      Haha exactly what I thought, I would use the same argument all the time 😅

  • @4plus20isHappy
    @4plus20isHappy 3 года назад +17

    "Making a pitch meeting for Michael Bay movies is super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @svilenvasilev3819
    @svilenvasilev3819 3 года назад +199

    “I bet she eats at Burger King.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 года назад +5

      "Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?"
      "Only skeevy stoners fart."

  • @chukswrites5919
    @chukswrites5919 3 года назад +188

    "Pow pow boom boom boom bam!"
    "Okay, that makes more sense"

    • @MovieKlu
      @MovieKlu 3 года назад +7

      I like the very presidential "bing bing bong". 🤣

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 3 года назад +2

      The "Bam" was the topper.

    • @Mprator
      @Mprator 3 года назад +1

      Damnit, I was gonna quote that to get a bunch of upvotes.

  • @zruiz7
    @zruiz7 3 года назад +30

    First action when clicking on Ryan’s pitch meetings... hit that “like” button. You already know it’s going to be prime.

    • @jojospeechy4761
      @jojospeechy4761 3 года назад +1

      Me too! Auto Like for anything Ryan George!!!!

    • @SenraethX
      @SenraethX Год назад

      You could almost say that comment was.. optimal

  • @macko4042
    @macko4042 3 года назад +25

    Watching how Ryan does this Channel and his personal channel at the same time and it is BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE in his life makes me happy to be a fan

  • @derikguimaraes
    @derikguimaraes 3 года назад +292

    "They will talk about their likes and values"
    *one second later*
    "one of them likes baseball and beer"

    • @zryhmer
      @zryhmer 3 года назад +4

      Good, cause that’s all the backstory you’re gonna get.

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight 3 года назад +4

      What's the "one second later" for? You literally quoted a line from the video we all just watched. The dude said they talk about something, then continues detailing what that something includes. There's nothing special about it. That's like adding "pauses to take a breath", or "pauses for a comma". It's redundant.

  • @PeteMitchell_Maverick
    @PeteMitchell_Maverick 3 года назад +284

    “I’m pretty sure people had internet, in 1895.”
    I love pitch meetings!

    • @prpredatorz310
      @prpredatorz310 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, pretty sure Windows 95 had the internet, so that makes sense.

    • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
      @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 3 года назад +2

      I dunno maybe he learned from the radio slowly instant of instantly with the internet; he was on earth for an unknown period of time so it's possible.

    • @PeteMitchell_Maverick
      @PeteMitchell_Maverick 3 года назад

      @@prpredatorz310 haha.

    • @kishenkoolskills90
      @kishenkoolskills90 3 года назад +2

      The Internet wasn't available until 1999, it was available for the military and US Colleges before 1999

    • @ChampionElCid
      @ChampionElCid 3 года назад +1

      I mean they had telegraphs back then....

  • @KindredBrujah
    @KindredBrujah 3 года назад +12

    3:28 "The whole plate"
    Thanks, Lindsay Ellis!

  • @myellatorres2110
    @myellatorres2110 3 года назад +10

    “goes boom boom boom!”
    “very rude”
    😂😂

  • @bigtb1717
    @bigtb1717 3 года назад +68

    "So, you have a Transformers sequel for me?"
    "Yes sir, I do."
    Later: - "So the All-Spark killed Megatron in the last movie, but it's also the one thing that can bring him back to life in this movie? That doesn't make any sense."
    "Sir, I'm going to need you to get aaaaalll the way off my back about anything making sense in these movies."
    "Okay, let me get off that thing."

  • @DarthRevan166
    @DarthRevan166 3 года назад +203

    I don’t even watch movies anymore, I just watch these.

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 3 года назад

      Same

    • @ZeroSensed
      @ZeroSensed 3 года назад +3

      "All hail Lord Revan!"

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 3 года назад

      The exile vs Revan Final showdown.

    • @ZeroSensed
      @ZeroSensed 3 года назад

      Nirwanda yesss

    • @michaelp9061
      @michaelp9061 3 года назад +4

      Me too. I come here directly without wasting my money on new garbage movies.

  • @thewalrus3033
    @thewalrus3033 3 года назад +28

    "There's no way to check"
    "The internet"
    "What about it?"
    "Use it"
    "He did"

  • @mynameisjoedahand3008
    @mynameisjoedahand3008 3 года назад +4

    0:55
    "Oh, robots love data!"
    "They sure do sir!"

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor 3 года назад +204

    "So this is a story, kind of." That summarizes every Transformers movie.

    • @Zdub212
      @Zdub212 3 года назад +4

      Wowowow...wow.

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 3 года назад

      Every Michael Bay movie really

    • @DannyBellTheAuthor
      @DannyBellTheAuthor 3 года назад

      @@memyself898 all except Six Underground, which was a backdoor critique of the entire Super Hero genre. But I think that had more to do with Ryan Reynolds than Michael Bay.

    • @themaster55863
      @themaster55863 3 года назад

      Wrong

  • @KuraiSensei
    @KuraiSensei 3 года назад +121

    "What about the internet"
    "What about it?"
    "Use it"
    "He did"
    "oh never mind"

    • @psion01
      @psion01 3 года назад

      He just Abbott-and-Costello'd the internet.

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 3 года назад +5

    The way you say “Pepto Bismol” stimulates the satisfaction center of my brain.

  • @kamikazelemming1552
    @kamikazelemming1552 3 года назад +13

    The opening to this film, when Blackout attacks the base, is still one of the most, if not *THE* most iconic moment in the films.

    • @mackcummy4976
      @mackcummy4976 3 года назад

      The Skorpiok scene

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад

      How convenient, just watch that scene then turn off

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 года назад

      @@maximummatt73 For me, it's Megan Fix working on the car.

    • @willowphil582
      @willowphil582 3 года назад

      The most iconic moment is Bumblebee pissing on Oscar nominee John Turturro.

  • @willcline9735
    @willcline9735 3 года назад +170

    One critique: They didn't move the All Spark to the Hoover Dam. They built the dam around it to hide it and didn't move it at all. They only brought Megatron there (he crashed in the Arctic while going to Earth to retrieve the cube). So the coordinates on the glasses were still for the All Spark's crash site (where the Hoover Dam was built)

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 3 года назад +27

      I remembered the whole movie being the discepency.

    • @bertb5992
      @bertb5992 3 года назад +24

      @Former Auror I think they were trying to be nice? Plus suspension of disbelief. I dont think giant robot aliens are real either...

    • @EduardoMartinez-gz4pk
      @EduardoMartinez-gz4pk 3 года назад +18

      @Former Auror so rude, chill

    • @randymarsh9556
      @randymarsh9556 3 года назад +2

      @@EduardoMartinez-gz4pk being rude is tight!!

    • @Distractingly_Dope
      @Distractingly_Dope 3 года назад

      @@Kugrox nice 🤔

  • @Shuizid
    @Shuizid 3 года назад +190

    My favourite description of Transformers is from Honest Trailers: "90 minutes of moving pictures and loud noises that because it was filmed on a camera technically qualifies as a movie"

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Год назад +6

      And yet the sequels all managed to be far less coherent.

  • @zacharylowe8083
    @zacharylowe8083 3 года назад +6

    3:59 actually they WERE heading to the Arctic, but Bumblebee passed them in the other direction and they turned around. Great pitch meeting as always though!

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow 3 года назад +5

    I just stumbled upon your channel 4 or 5 days ago, my god this is a true gem... I really love your signature "it's barely an inconvenience" line

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +302

    "How do all these alien robots speak English?"
    "I need you to get aaall the way off of my back about that"
    "Sure, let me get off of that thing"

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 3 года назад +5

      Just the fact that they speak an Earthly language is strange in and off itself. Image if they discovered the Transformers and they spoke Flammish xD

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 3 года назад +9

      They used a product placement to explain how they speak English. Sponsorship is tight!

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +1

      @@PikaLink91 As a Flemish myself, that'd be hilarious
      To the other parts of the world, even the Netherlands sometimes, it'd be incomprehensible

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +3

      @@kiebahow442 Getting money for showing a probuct is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 3 года назад +2

      @@jotheunissen9274 money is tight!

  • @whitwaltman5137
    @whitwaltman5137 3 года назад +113

    "No, yeah, no, that's what we call movies around here."
    "Oh, OK, then yeah, I got a 'movie' for ya."

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks 2 года назад +4

    The head nod/tilts for emphasis get me every time!! Very funny! I’m hooked in these!!

  • @austinwalker1069
    @austinwalker1069 2 года назад +2

    5:59
    Ryan: Not the dislike! That's a bad button!
    RUclips: It sure is!

  • @tkxs
    @tkxs 3 года назад +127

    "nice"
    "nice"
    "nice"
    "nice"
    I just love this franchise.

  • @s.asadeghi9612
    @s.asadeghi9612 3 года назад +44

    -"NICE"
    -"NiCe"
    -"NIcE"
    -"nice"
    -"NiCe"
    I have to agree with that. it was "NicE"

  • @Halfish
    @Halfish 3 года назад

    I think this is my all time favourite pitch meeting... Easily...

  • @kaltinhomer4853
    @kaltinhomer4853 2 года назад +2

    "Micheal bay how many explosions do yu want in the movie?"
    Micheal bay:"yes"

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 года назад +60

    True. That was not a movie, it was a feature length commercial. it is beyond me they made five more of these.

    • @Lance37a
      @Lance37a 3 года назад +4

      People kept going to see them for some reason.

    • @EverettBurger
      @EverettBurger 3 года назад +6

      Calvin's dad (Calvin and Hobbes) made a similar remark about Saturday morning cartoons back in the 80s.
      Man that comic strip was ahead of it's time.

    • @andrewkeller1117
      @andrewkeller1117 3 года назад +9

      Bumblebee was actually kind of decent. It was the only one not directed by michael baysplosion.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 3 года назад +2

      @@andrewkeller1117 Yeah, but the best part of Bumblebee was the first like 4 minutes, when it's all on Cybertron. I nearly cried when Soundwave and Shockwave popped up, looking and sounding exactly like they do in G1

    • @andrewkeller1117
      @andrewkeller1117 3 года назад +2

      @Jake Smith ah interesting, I didn't know that. They should just reboot all the other films in the franchise and get him to direct.

  • @johnc25031
    @johnc25031 3 года назад +5

    They built the hoover dam around the all spark, the all spark never moved, other than that yeah.... pretty much sums it up haha

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 3 года назад +2

      THANK YOU. You actually watched the movie. I don't mind all the valid jabs at it, it's funny, but that was blatantly incorrect.

  • @CptCrash21
    @CptCrash21 3 года назад +4

    Unbelievably, I've been using "Wow wow wow wow......wow" in my daily life now.
    See a cool story in the news, see a pretty lady, snag a good deal while shopping, take a bite of something delicious....... "Wow wow wow wow.......wow"
    I don't know what's happened to me.

    • @jojospeechy4761
      @jojospeechy4761 3 года назад

      And now I'm saying "whoops" all the time with no "whoopsie" partner 😢. Does anyone want to be my whoopsie partner????

  • @nyam3y3
    @nyam3y3 3 года назад +251

    "Oooooo, nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    That's just nice, that is.

  • @ez_w0rks
    @ez_w0rks 2 месяца назад +1

    I actually liked the Shia series. They were cheesy, campy, self-indulgent over the top popcorn movies and they worked perfectly with a CGI that still holds up today. I can rewatch them anytime and still get a good kick out of them.
    And this pitch meeting perfectly encapsulates all of that 😂

  • @hexcodeff6624
    @hexcodeff6624 3 года назад +3

    More Transformers pitch meetings, those are a gold mine.

  • @avonmus6441
    @avonmus6441 3 года назад +193

    "what about the internet"
    "what about it?"
    "use it"
    "he did"
    "nevermind"

  • @JayColucci1
    @JayColucci1 3 года назад +77

    "He's evil and he wants to do stuff that's evil" - Logic! That's funny.

  • @jamesfromthecomputer
    @jamesfromthecomputer 2 года назад +1

    Lmaoooo the glasses part, “wouldn’t they be for the Arctic not the dam,” “don’t worry about it”

  • @auroninja
    @auroninja 2 года назад +1

    I love how at one point the pitch just becomes him doing sound effects for the battle scenes.

  • @arpanacharya4495
    @arpanacharya4495 3 года назад +59

    Feature length commercial with kind of a storyline. That was cracking 😂😂😂😂

  • @typhoonzebra
    @typhoonzebra 3 года назад +177

    Fun joke about Megatron learning English but it does make perfect sense. He's been listening to tiny creatures babbling in it for decades. That's also why his first words would be "I am Megatron!" since, for the last few decades, the insects have been calling him "NBE1" and he's long since sick of it.

    • @dustinchilds2378
      @dustinchilds2378 3 года назад +48

      That makes way too much sense to have been planned and done intentionally

    • @harrymillar4193
      @harrymillar4193 3 года назад +7

      That... does actually make perfect sense. I’ve literally never thought about it like that XD

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby 3 года назад +18

      Every morning I wake up and yell my own name then I trash my bedroom and punch my wife in the face.

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra 3 года назад +4

      @@azombie8mybaby Sounds fun

    • @belatkuro
      @belatkuro 3 года назад +6

      That's too smart for Michael Bay to be true.

  • @ribalesson4545
    @ribalesson4545 3 года назад +5

    Pitch meeting just happens to be better than anything currently running on TV.

  • @jackburton3212
    @jackburton3212 3 года назад +2

    "Robots with bad eyesight are tight!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 3 года назад +67

    Ryan deserves his own movie and he should play the entire cast

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 3 года назад +2

      He already does. As for your other comment he says that his bloopers is just him making a blank face.

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 3 года назад +2

      The romantic scenes will be tight!

    • @ck5071
      @ck5071 3 года назад +2

      We’d finally get to see him do a back flip and break a guy’s neck!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 года назад +1

      The United States of Tara... and now The Cinematic Universe of Ryan

  • @famoussmarr5836
    @famoussmarr5836 3 года назад +190

    “The auto bots watch Sam get with Makayla on top of bumblebee”
    Everyone: “What?”

    • @whitewolfsix7109
      @whitewolfsix7109 3 года назад +26

      I never really considered just how weird that scene is. I think the movie had me jaded at that point... that's like watching two cats screw on your buddies leg.

    • @HridithSudev
      @HridithSudev 3 года назад +12

      @@whitewolfsix7109 lol that's probably exactly what it seemed like to the autobots- Two cats screwing on their buddy's leg

    • @thunderrobots1980s
      @thunderrobots1980s 3 года назад +4

      @@whitewolfsix7109 actually that would be considered a threesome

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +6

      It's more like when some animals do something weird and you have no idea what they are doing. It's not lewd to someone who doesn't know what sex is.

    • @ArianaCapraro
      @ArianaCapraro 3 года назад +2

      Bumblebee does not like this
      Bumblebee would like a car wash now
      Bumblebee wants to go home now please 😖😖😖

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад +2

    When I saw the title, I thought "This has to be an old one I haven't seen in a while." So naturally, I was ready to watch it again. Nice that it's new!
    Full length commercials are TIGHT! 🤣😂🤣

  • @pikiwiki
    @pikiwiki 3 года назад

    4:06 the beauty. The passion

  • @pkonneker
    @pkonneker 3 года назад +248

    "They do get the glasses so they can locate the all spark"
    "Wouldn't the coordinates on the glasses be for the arctic and not the hoover dam?"
    "Yeah don't worry about it"
    "Oh ho, okay I won't"
    😂

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 3 года назад +41

      The All-Spark reached Earth before Megatron did, and crashed at the future site of the Hoover Dam. Megatron crash-landed in the Arctic due to damage from his long journey to Earth, but he already had the coordinates to the All-Spark in Nevada. The Hoover Dam, according to this movie, was built over top of where the All-Spark crashed to hide it (the All-Spark in its normal form is huge).

    • @snuffcarl
      @snuffcarl 3 года назад +4

      @@bobwilson679 I hope you are joking?

    • @zidahya
      @zidahya 3 года назад +14

      @@snuffcarl No, he is right. And I think they weird Agent 13 guy is saying this to the protagonists in the movie.
      Anyway, we missed a good "Whoops! / Whoopsie!" moment here.

    • @aim-9sidewinder550
      @aim-9sidewinder550 3 года назад +11

      @@snuffcarl hes right tho? in the movie it says megatron crashed before he could reach the all-spark.

  • @vanillahobbes
    @vanillahobbes 3 года назад +8

    My husband and I love watching these... can you make an Alien: Resurrection episode?

  • @lauradeeisme
    @lauradeeisme Год назад +2

    If you dont laugh when the ryans are going "pow pow pew pew" you're dead inside

  • @PaperPatriot
    @PaperPatriot 3 года назад +228

    4:19 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!....nevermind

    • @notvex3987
      @notvex3987 3 года назад +3

      Yes verified poggers

  • @truth9547
    @truth9547 3 года назад +32

    -Pow pow boom boom boom boom
    -What?
    -I'm sorry, "Pow pow boom boom boom BAM" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dudemon-1
    @Dudemon-1 3 года назад +1

    Ryan, you do such a great job acting in these, it's easy to overlook!

  • @Psyclonus7
    @Psyclonus7 3 года назад +4

    0:06 Oh, so a Marvel movie

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 3 года назад +73

    Gota give the guy credit. When he was asked why his movies are always half naked teenagers and explosions he responded "I make movies for teenage boys, so what"

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +4

      He's still a douchelord

    • @co7769
      @co7769 Год назад +7

      The guy knows his audience.

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 3 года назад +61

    Screenwriter guy just summed up the entire Bayverse:
    "Goes boom boom boom"

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 3 года назад +6

      No, it's, "boom boom bam!" Get it right!

    • @william_long1065
      @william_long1065 3 года назад +2

      @@jamielondon6436 lol I wrote the comment before I heard him say that

  • @ethancodes7134
    @ethancodes7134 3 года назад +2

    "oh robots with bad eyesight are tight!" hahahahaha!

  • @esrAsnataS
    @esrAsnataS 2 года назад +2

    These are brilliant, I'm working my way through them in no particular order.

  • @phimed
    @phimed 3 года назад +235

    "She's an attractive girl who knows cars and wears tight clothes"
    "Oh... Nice"
    "Nice"
    "Nice"
    "Nice"
    "Nice"

    • @shinget
      @shinget 3 года назад +15

      at the bottom of this comment it says "Show less" and no-one wanted that

    • @seanwise5197
      @seanwise5197 3 года назад

      No one hit the like button.... it's at the funny number

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 3 года назад +2

      Thats from the original pitch meeting.

    • @ttfu7886
      @ttfu7886 3 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @MJC-gf5er
      @MJC-gf5er 3 года назад +1

      Nice

  • @priyanshuchauhan5218
    @priyanshuchauhan5218 3 года назад +25

    Petition to like only Pitch Meeting videos until Screenrant decides to make Ryan their CEO

  • @KAZVorpal
    @KAZVorpal 3 года назад +4

    "Oh, okay then yeah, I got a 'movie' for you"