Transformers Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @sageweinberg4167
    @sageweinberg4167 3 года назад +6147

    I couldn’t believe that there hadn’t been a pitch meeting of this yet

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 3 года назад +155

      Right.....when I got the notification, my first thought was, before I fully read the title, "Oh good, this must be one of their compilation videos." But no, surprisingly, the first one ever.

    • @ratee7
      @ratee7 3 года назад +28

      Yeah Ryan used fast at making pitch meeting about bad movies

    • @bofetada6841
      @bofetada6841 3 года назад +25

      that should have been the first line of this pitch.

    • @hyperrunner8531
      @hyperrunner8531 3 года назад +12

      @@mariannecontrino6297 Literally exactly the same thing I thought.

    • @gmonroy852
      @gmonroy852 3 года назад +15

      Whoops

  • @nomirrors3552
    @nomirrors3552 3 года назад +1598

    "Robots love data."
    "They sure do sir."
    Googlebot: I'm recommending this to everyone.

  • @Weaponator18
    @Weaponator18 3 года назад +851

    "No actually, no sir I don't"
    This was the perfect movie to use this gag for. Well done sir.

    • @teaotspp
      @teaotspp 3 года назад +4

      I don't get it 😆

    • @legogenius1667
      @legogenius1667 3 года назад +27

      @@teaotspp Cause they basically just used this movie to sell the 2010 Camaro, it's a big advertisement rather than a movie. I still love it though lol

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 2 года назад +3

      @@teaotspp Even though it's blatantly obvious what the joke is about if you'd paid attention immediately after he says it.

    • @zechariahbasaldua
      @zechariahbasaldua 11 месяцев назад +1

      It can also be a reference to Michael Bay starting out as a commercial director?

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 3 года назад +2938

    I hope Ryan never gets tired of doing these, I hope he sees how much we enjoy them. We’ll stay until the last one.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 3 года назад +43

      Nothing good lasts forever. Everything will wither and die.

    • @mcgarfunkel
      @mcgarfunkel 3 года назад +48

      If Ryan leaves Screen Rant I think they will lose a bunch of subscribers

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 3 года назад +96

      @@mcgarfunkel I'm not even subscribed. These just get recommended to me because I watch all of them.

    • @wow7863
      @wow7863 3 года назад +5

      @@ErwinPommel Same

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 3 года назад +26

      @@wow7863 wow wow

  • @alismith3801
    @alismith3801 3 года назад +1003

    "He's evil so he wants to do evil stuff" Shakespeare couldn't express character motivation this well🤣

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 года назад +5

      Well, that's basically Iago's motivation.

    • @SomeMrMindism
      @SomeMrMindism 3 года назад +3

      @@tintinismybelgian Isn't Iago kinda in love with Othello so he tries to break him up?

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 года назад +1

      @@SomeMrMindism That's an interesting interpretation. Can you point me to some parts in the text that hint at that?

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Год назад +2

      @@tintinismybelgianAnd Don John’s in Much Ado About Nothing. He says so himself

  • @AbeFroman19861
    @AbeFroman19861 3 года назад +1198

    Can't believe there was no mention of the mountain dew vending machine that got turned into an evil robot and started shooting cans of mountain dew at people.

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 3 года назад +39

      Wait did that happen?

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 года назад +64

      @@isauldron4337 yes, yes it did.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 3 года назад +106

      And the Xbox 360 that other guy just bought that turned into a robot.

    • @AbeFroman19861
      @AbeFroman19861 3 года назад +114

      @@HarmonicWave At least the Xbox didn't start throwing copies of Halo at people.

    • @jonnyboy6453
      @jonnyboy6453 3 года назад +43

      They didn't pay enough for it to be more memorable

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 года назад +2230

    4:43 summarizes the entirety of all Michael Bay Transformers movies.

    • @SamuelGrguric
      @SamuelGrguric 3 года назад +155

      Oh, my testosterone levels are dangerously high

    • @johnf.bastes2157
      @johnf.bastes2157 3 года назад +114

      @@SamuelGrguric Oh, dangerously high testosterone levels are TIGHT

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 3 года назад +80

      POW POW! BOOM BOOM BOOM *BAM* !
      Gotta get the context right

    • @imallin971
      @imallin971 3 года назад +34

      Bing Bing Bong. Trump meme in a pitch meeting? Yes please lol

    • @briannickerson292
      @briannickerson292 3 года назад +23

      I mean it basically sums up Michael Bays career.

  • @Rain-fl8xn
    @Rain-fl8xn 3 года назад +2446

    Everyone: there’s no way transformers could ever get ruined
    Micheal bay: it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @thawk4life
      @thawk4life 3 года назад +18

      Haha that's funny 😄😆🤣

    • @email7766
      @email7766 3 года назад +13

      Yes because it always sucked

    • @runetide
      @runetide 3 года назад +40

      @@email7766 The OG series was decent.

    • @Cluv22
      @Cluv22 3 года назад +7

      "Oh Really?.."

    • @docsigma
      @docsigma 3 года назад +12

      Wow wow wow wow wow... wow

  • @SceneWins
    @SceneWins 3 года назад +2145

    “What about the internet?”
    “What about it?”
    “Use it”
    “He Did!”

  • @THEJOHNNYFLASH
    @THEJOHNNYFLASH 3 года назад +4584

    I would say this is pretty accurate

  • @teppec
    @teppec 3 года назад +628

    "The merch is on its way."
    Never a truer word was spoken.

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 3 года назад +3

      i still have alot of merch.. Some are pretty expensive now Some of my favorite transformer toys

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 года назад

      Suit: The merch is on its way.
      Hasbro: 🤣😂😄 That's just... factually... just not happe- 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hoyofan533
      @hoyofan533 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @RICHARDGRANNON
    @RICHARDGRANNON 3 года назад +2263

    This is one of my favourite things on the whole of the internet. Please never stop 😆

    • @JermaineYoung
      @JermaineYoung 3 года назад +28

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +14

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @chrislawuk
      @chrislawuk 3 года назад +3

      I say the same about your stuff, Richard!

    • @matthewp.1484
      @matthewp.1484 3 года назад +1

      H

    • @RICHARDGRANNON
      @RICHARDGRANNON 3 года назад +4

      @@maximummatt73 wow wow wow

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 3 года назад +2067

    50 years from now, when you’re looking back at your life, don’t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in my windowless van?

  • @StickyDrawz
    @StickyDrawz 3 года назад +1662

    "so they all kinda watch while sam gets with mikayla on top of bumble bee"
    "what"

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 3 года назад +167

      But we gotta ask ourselves the real question
      Was Bumblebee into that?

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +105

      @@someonewithaphone3108 His rods just got hotter.

    • @mc4906
      @mc4906 3 года назад +88

      Autobots: "Well I definitely learned about this on this internet"

    • @chytstorm
      @chytstorm 3 года назад +74

      Sexual carassment.

    • @ericb6508
      @ericb6508 3 года назад +13

      I mean... I would...

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 3 года назад +387

    Bumblebee: I'ma need you to get all the way off my back

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 3 года назад +19

      ... and go mate in some other place like normal mammals!

    • @SeinenGuy
      @SeinenGuy 3 года назад +9

      Oh ok, I'mma get off that thing!

    • @beetar.t.6153
      @beetar.t.6153 3 года назад +1

      Thank you!

    • @Deviantygr
      @Deviantygr 2 года назад

      "I get off on 57 Chevys" - Eric Clapton

    • @JackSparrow-ct4mh
      @JackSparrow-ct4mh 4 месяца назад

      @@ScienceDiscoverer you and me baby are nothing but mammals , so lets do it like they do it on a discovery channel

  • @Djjolly037
    @Djjolly037 3 года назад +558

    “The merch is on its way!” XD

    • @Imnotsexy1234
      @Imnotsexy1234 3 года назад +2

      hi i hope it is

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken 3 года назад

      Wow wow wow... Wow.

    • @themexis
      @themexis 3 года назад +3

      i'm definitely saying this during sexy time.

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 3 года назад +1

      Steve Jablonski's "Arrival to Earth" intensifies.
      Producers: "Teh merch is on its way!!"

  • @vikkipakki
    @vikkipakki 3 года назад +944

    “Robots love data”
    *Mark Zuckerberg looks nervously.*

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +33

      "Do they know? No, they couldn't possibly know. I'll just add more emojis to convince them I'm a human!"

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 3 года назад +34

      I think you mean "Zuck runs nervousness script"

    • @tarikbleak
      @tarikbleak 3 года назад +9

      Humanoid Lizards aren't robots though

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +9

      @@tarikbleak More importantly, robots aren't evil like Zuck.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 3 года назад

      Ggggghhhue

  • @zikaj
    @zikaj 3 года назад +146

    The ‘Megatron speaking English’ / ‘Internet in 1895’ bit was perfect. Fantastic writing and delivery, Ryan.

  • @aaronth777
    @aaronth777 3 года назад +1014

    "...I think they had the internet back in 1895 when he was frozen"
    "Uhhhh I don't think so"
    "Well I mean there's no way for us to check"
    "What about the internet"
    "What about it"
    "Use it"
    "He did"
    "Nevermind"
    Oh Ryan you comedic genius😂

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 3 года назад +40

      That exchange had me cracking up.

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 3 года назад +40

      "The problem with information found on the internet is that it's very often not true."
      -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

    • @deadplthebadass21
      @deadplthebadass21 3 года назад +10

      @@4plus20isHappy "the thing about the internet is everything is real, because the device you're using is real but that doesn't mean it's correct"
      -Tony Stark

    • @hagerty1952
      @hagerty1952 3 года назад

      He should at least credit Abbot and Costello

  • @willcline9735
    @willcline9735 3 года назад +172

    One critique: They didn't move the All Spark to the Hoover Dam. They built the dam around it to hide it and didn't move it at all. They only brought Megatron there (he crashed in the Arctic while going to Earth to retrieve the cube). So the coordinates on the glasses were still for the All Spark's crash site (where the Hoover Dam was built)

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 3 года назад +27

      I remembered the whole movie being the discepency.

    • @bertb5992
      @bertb5992 3 года назад +24

      @Former Auror I think they were trying to be nice? Plus suspension of disbelief. I dont think giant robot aliens are real either...

    • @EduardoMartinez-gz4pk
      @EduardoMartinez-gz4pk 3 года назад +18

      @Former Auror so rude, chill

    • @randymarsh9556
      @randymarsh9556 3 года назад +2

      @@EduardoMartinez-gz4pk being rude is tight!!

    • @Distractingly_Dope
      @Distractingly_Dope 3 года назад

      @@Kugrox nice 🤔

  • @feifeigxx
    @feifeigxx 3 года назад +254

    An explosion a day, keeps Michael at the Bay.

    • @beingsagnik3206
      @beingsagnik3206 2 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @majorknight859
      @majorknight859 2 года назад +4

      This comment should have dozens of likes

    • @tobyhart
      @tobyhart Год назад

      Even his diarrhea is explosive

    • @gugalldiznii383
      @gugalldiznii383 Год назад +2

      ​@@majorknight859it's got 12x12 likes now lol

    • @alterego3734
      @alterego3734 Год назад +6

      If only the author of this comment could remove the comma and the "the".

  • @nathaneberhart5022
    @nathaneberhart5022 3 года назад +512

    "So then they all just kinda watch as Sam gets with Mikaela on top of Bumblebee"
    "What?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @heedmywarning2792
      @heedmywarning2792 3 года назад +66

      And secretly, Bumblebee records the whole thing. Oh yeah.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +35

      Obviously, they were doing anthropological research into the mating habits of their new allies./s

    • @muznick
      @muznick 3 года назад +39

      @@heedmywarning2792 And posts it on RobotHUB.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 3 года назад

      I'm still laughing at that.

  • @CharlesOffdensen
    @CharlesOffdensen 3 года назад +442

    "Yeah, they picked up from the internet."
    "I guess that makes sense."
    "Maybe"
    LOL.

    • @theHyperion12
      @theHyperion12 3 года назад

      It sure is Sir!

    • @eriksand9262
      @eriksand9262 3 года назад +1

      "What about the internet?"
      "Use it"
      "He did!"
      "....nevermind"

  • @jflynn1996
    @jflynn1996 3 года назад +1582

    "she's an attractive girl that know cars and wears tight clothes"
    "these are high school students, right?"

    • @ericb6508
      @ericb6508 3 года назад +304

      that's what I like about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age.

    • @michaelwilford3216
      @michaelwilford3216 3 года назад +330

      @@ericb6508 High school girls are tight!

    • @chupakabra1129
      @chupakabra1129 3 года назад +48

      @@michaelwilford3216 I don't know

    • @joshuahauser9050
      @joshuahauser9050 3 года назад +62

      @@ericb6508 Alright alright alright

    • @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas
      @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas 3 года назад +317

      yes officer, this whole thread

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 3 года назад +671

    "So you have a movie for me?"
    "No actually i don't"
    Well that's a first

    • @enderdude7902
      @enderdude7902 3 года назад +58

      2nd

    • @eleanorflynn7772
      @eleanorflynn7772 3 года назад +14

      @@enderdude7902 1st, 2nd, 3rd... It shall always be a plot twist

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 3 года назад +2

      no it isn't

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 3 года назад +4

      I’d say it’s accurate. You can’t call any of these Michael bay commercials ‘movies’.

  • @bigtb1717
    @bigtb1717 3 года назад +69

    "So, you have a Transformers sequel for me?"
    "Yes sir, I do."
    Later: - "So the All-Spark killed Megatron in the last movie, but it's also the one thing that can bring him back to life in this movie? That doesn't make any sense."
    "Sir, I'm going to need you to get aaaaalll the way off my back about anything making sense in these movies."
    "Okay, let me get off that thing."

  • @zeruapod2897
    @zeruapod2897 3 года назад +347

    "Oh she doesn't want to get into the space robot."
    "No, she doesn't. :D"
    Shinji: felt

    • @B-Man-69
      @B-Man-69 3 года назад +10

      Just a reminder its not Shinji's fault

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 3 года назад +7

      @@B-Man-69 _especially not_ in the hospital room with Asuka

  • @Shuizid
    @Shuizid 3 года назад +191

    My favourite description of Transformers is from Honest Trailers: "90 minutes of moving pictures and loud noises that because it was filmed on a camera technically qualifies as a movie"

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Год назад +6

      And yet the sequels all managed to be far less coherent.

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 3 года назад +814

    "Robots with bad eyesight are TIGHT!"
    True. LMAO. They must be Bifocalcons.

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 3 года назад +10

      Foureyetobots

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 3 года назад +22

      @@eval_is_evil
      Are they sure that's there more that meets the eye?

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 3 года назад +1

      Guess you can call them a, "Perceptor?"

    • @themexis
      @themexis 3 года назад +3

      Astigmatron is my fave!

    • @kbholla
      @kbholla 3 года назад

      You must be a dad.

  • @Miss.information_Lover
    @Miss.information_Lover 3 года назад +171

    I like how Ryan George is the only thing keeping Screen Rant alive every other Screen Rant video has like 10,000 views but every single pitch meeting house from 500000 to 2 million videos

    • @abboud6393
      @abboud6393 3 года назад +24

      I dont like it, they should be on Ryan's channel instead.

    • @1LegintheGrave
      @1LegintheGrave 3 года назад +24

      Most of SR's stuff is all click bate anyway. But THIS.....well THIS is pure brilliance

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- 3 года назад +7

      @@abboud6393 I don't think Ryan wants them posting to his channel lol

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor 3 года назад +207

    "So this is a story, kind of." That summarizes every Transformers movie.

    • @Zdub212
      @Zdub212 3 года назад +5

      Wowowow...wow.

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 3 года назад

      Every Michael Bay movie really

    • @DannyBellTheAuthor
      @DannyBellTheAuthor 3 года назад

      @@memyself898 all except Six Underground, which was a backdoor critique of the entire Super Hero genre. But I think that had more to do with Ryan Reynolds than Michael Bay.

    • @MountainBearOfTheDew
      @MountainBearOfTheDew 3 года назад

      Wrong

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger 3 года назад +524

    Transformers, brought to you by General Motors product placement.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 3 года назад +11

      With all the product discussion in the pitch for this advertisement, I am surprised they didn’t even mention the biggest one.

    • @xteb65
      @xteb65 3 года назад +5

      And it worked, probably one of the most effective product placements in history.

    • @vctrsigma
      @vctrsigma 3 года назад +2

      They had other kinds of vehicle… optimus wasn’t a GM

    • @WinningProduction420
      @WinningProduction420 3 года назад +3

      @@xteb65you're right bumblebee made so many people want to buy the Chevy Camaro

    • @akextremerickert
      @akextremerickert 3 года назад +3

      Brought to you by the gm Camaro remake! And cool gm trucks!

  • @guilhermeteofilocachich4892
    @guilhermeteofilocachich4892 3 года назад +441

    "oh my testosterone levels are dangerously high" needs to be a new catch up phrase

    • @cuerex8580
      @cuerex8580 3 года назад +3

      I still don't understand how this relates to explosions

    • @philippeamon7271
      @philippeamon7271 3 года назад +20

      @@cuerex8580 Because boys like boom boom pow, and motorcycles, and explosions, and ninjas, and rockets, and explosions

    • @cuerex8580
      @cuerex8580 3 года назад +2

      @@philippeamon7271 so war like situations boost testosterone in male?

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 года назад +2

      No

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 3 года назад +1

      I think you mean *ketchup phrase. You know, like those things we constantly say everyday relating to ketchup....

  • @derikguimaraes
    @derikguimaraes 3 года назад +292

    "They will talk about their likes and values"
    *one second later*
    "one of them likes baseball and beer"

    • @zryhmer
      @zryhmer 3 года назад +4

      Good, cause that’s all the backstory you’re gonna get.

    • @lforlight
      @lforlight 3 года назад +4

      What's the "one second later" for? You literally quoted a line from the video we all just watched. The dude said they talk about something, then continues detailing what that something includes. There's nothing special about it. That's like adding "pauses to take a breath", or "pauses for a comma". It's redundant.

  • @notonlyhuman6073
    @notonlyhuman6073 3 года назад +683

    “Pow! Pow! Boom boom boom boom!”
    “What?”
    “Oh sorry. Pow! Pow! Boom boom boom BAM”
    “Ok yeah, that makes more sense!”

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 года назад +18

      Do you think it was difficult for Michael Bay to make the third act with all of those pows and booms and bams?

    • @beepusdoopus
      @beepusdoopus 3 года назад +20

      @@artman2oo3 actually no, it was super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 года назад +7

      @@beepusdoopus Oh REALLY??

    • @beepusdoopus
      @beepusdoopus 3 года назад +7

      @@artman2oo3 Yeah, all he did was... what he always does. Which pow! pow! boom! pop and pow!

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 года назад +9

      @@beepusdoopus Wow wow wow wow wow wow....
      WOW!

  • @macko4042
    @macko4042 3 года назад +25

    Watching how Ryan does this Channel and his personal channel at the same time and it is BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE in his life makes me happy to be a fan

  • @PeteMitchell_Maverick
    @PeteMitchell_Maverick 3 года назад +286

    “I’m pretty sure people had internet, in 1895.”
    I love pitch meetings!

    • @prpredatorz310
      @prpredatorz310 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, pretty sure Windows 95 had the internet, so that makes sense.

    • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
      @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 3 года назад +2

      I dunno maybe he learned from the radio slowly instant of instantly with the internet; he was on earth for an unknown period of time so it's possible.

    • @PeteMitchell_Maverick
      @PeteMitchell_Maverick 3 года назад

      @@prpredatorz310 haha.

    • @ChampionElCid
      @ChampionElCid 3 года назад +1

      I mean they had telegraphs back then....

    • @prpredatorz310
      @prpredatorz310 3 года назад

      @kishenkoolskills90 ??? I mean I know you're joking, I just don't understand the joke.
      I mean I was building websites in 97. AOL was king and my 14.4 baud modem was upgrading to a 36.6 and 56k before then.

  • @DarthRevan166
    @DarthRevan166 3 года назад +204

    I don’t even watch movies anymore, I just watch these.

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 3 года назад

      Same

    • @ZeroSensed
      @ZeroSensed 3 года назад +3

      "All hail Lord Revan!"

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 3 года назад

      The exile vs Revan Final showdown.

    • @ZeroSensed
      @ZeroSensed 3 года назад

      Nirwanda yesss

    • @michaelp9061
      @michaelp9061 3 года назад +4

      Me too. I come here directly without wasting my money on new garbage movies.

  • @phoenixrr7911
    @phoenixrr7911 3 года назад +52

    "Robot with bad eyesight is TIGHT!" killed me lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @rahuln5676
    @rahuln5676 3 года назад +227

    "Sam gets with Mikaela on top of Bumlebee."
    *W H A T*

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 3 года назад +39

      And the autobots watch

    • @TheHylden
      @TheHylden 3 года назад +11

      @@benglaser1345 yeah, that was the "What?!" part, lol

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 3 года назад +12

      Nothing wrong with Sam hooking up with Mikaela. They were looking to bang almost the entire movie. The weird bit is that it happens in the open with a live autobot audience.

    • @greghenrikson952
      @greghenrikson952 3 года назад

      The director has a collection of videos showing Hollywood stars washing his cars seductively.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 3 года назад +3

      @@sindri1447 why weird ? do you think robots that TRANSFORMS have problem with genitalia ? or sex ? they problably find it hilariously primitive..

  • @chukswrites5919
    @chukswrites5919 3 года назад +190

    "Pow pow boom boom boom bam!"
    "Okay, that makes more sense"

    • @MovieKlu
      @MovieKlu 3 года назад +8

      I like the very presidential "bing bing bong". 🤣

    • @michaelgallagher3640
      @michaelgallagher3640 3 года назад +3

      The "Bam" was the topper.

    • @Mprator
      @Mprator 3 года назад +2

      Damnit, I was gonna quote that to get a bunch of upvotes.

  • @nathanstory7379
    @nathanstory7379 3 года назад +59

    For a second I wondered if they were talking about Transformers 2. These movies really run together.

    • @MrHandss
      @MrHandss 3 года назад +7

      nono transformers 2 is the one where they have a decepticon that can disguise itself as a human girl and it kisses sam and also there's another transformer with wrecking ball testicles.

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 3 года назад +1

      Only way I can tell them apart is whether or not the chick is smoking hot, or just like regular hot, because they didn't have the same chick in the sequel, but they picked a girl who was almost as hot

    • @amihere383
      @amihere383 3 года назад +3

      @@MrHandss His name was Devastator, the one made up of 5 different transformers. There was another Devastator as well, the tank that Optimus rips apart in the first movie.

    • @germmanator
      @germmanator 3 года назад

      @@amihere383 ah ya the tank one

    • @gabrielpetroni8347
      @gabrielpetroni8347 3 года назад +1

      Actually Transformers 2 has a "2" in the title, so they're completely different movies, just completely different.

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 3 года назад +67

    Ryan deserves his own movie and he should play the entire cast

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 3 года назад +2

      He already does. As for your other comment he says that his bloopers is just him making a blank face.

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 3 года назад +2

      The romantic scenes will be tight!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 года назад +1

      The United States of Tara... and now The Cinematic Universe of Ryan

  • @JayColucci1
    @JayColucci1 3 года назад +78

    "He's evil and he wants to do stuff that's evil" - Logic! That's funny.

  • @NoMereRanger73
    @NoMereRanger73 3 года назад +101

    “Left Cheek! Left Cheek! Left Cheek!”
    - Soldier Dude, 2007

  • @KuraiSensei
    @KuraiSensei 3 года назад +121

    "What about the internet"
    "What about it?"
    "Use it"
    "He did"
    "oh never mind"

    • @psion01
      @psion01 3 года назад

      He just Abbott-and-Costello'd the internet.

  • @svilenvasilev3819
    @svilenvasilev3819 3 года назад +200

    “I bet she eats at Burger King.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 года назад +5

      "Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?"
      "Only skeevy stoners fart."

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks 3 года назад +5

    The head nod/tilts for emphasis get me every time!! Very funny! I’m hooked in these!!

  • @whitwaltman5137
    @whitwaltman5137 3 года назад +114

    "No, yeah, no, that's what we call movies around here."
    "Oh, OK, then yeah, I got a 'movie' for ya."

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +302

    "How do all these alien robots speak English?"
    "I need you to get aaall the way off of my back about that"
    "Sure, let me get off of that thing"

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 3 года назад +5

      Just the fact that they speak an Earthly language is strange in and off itself. Image if they discovered the Transformers and they spoke Flammish xD

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 3 года назад +9

      They used a product placement to explain how they speak English. Sponsorship is tight!

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +1

      @@PikaLink91 As a Flemish myself, that'd be hilarious
      To the other parts of the world, even the Netherlands sometimes, it'd be incomprehensible

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +3

      @@kiebahow442 Getting money for showing a probuct is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 3 года назад +2

      @@jotheunissen9274 money is tight!

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow 3 года назад +5

    I just stumbled upon your channel 4 or 5 days ago, my god this is a true gem... I really love your signature "it's barely an inconvenience" line

  • @arpanacharya4495
    @arpanacharya4495 3 года назад +60

    Feature length commercial with kind of a storyline. That was cracking 😂😂😂😂

  • @wills2397
    @wills2397 3 года назад +15

    “Oohhh nice! nice. nice. niceee” I get so excited when he unveils a new catchphrase into these pitch meetings

  • @papanogs1353
    @papanogs1353 3 года назад +190

    Please do a pitch meeting for “National Treasure”!

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +1

      Aw hell no

    • @tombradydid9114
      @tombradydid9114 3 года назад +9

      @@maximummatt73 hell no? That should be a fun one

    • @poguesguinness
      @poguesguinness 3 года назад +12

      A pitch meeting for National Treasure would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 3 года назад +2

      Do Greenland ! Or Honest Thief. Or The Lighthouse 🎬 ....

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 3 года назад +2

      omg I love those movies

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 года назад +61

    True. That was not a movie, it was a feature length commercial. it is beyond me they made five more of these.

    • @Lance37a
      @Lance37a 3 года назад +4

      People kept going to see them for some reason.

    • @EverettBurger
      @EverettBurger 3 года назад +6

      Calvin's dad (Calvin and Hobbes) made a similar remark about Saturday morning cartoons back in the 80s.
      Man that comic strip was ahead of it's time.

    • @andrewkeller1117
      @andrewkeller1117 3 года назад +9

      Bumblebee was actually kind of decent. It was the only one not directed by michael baysplosion.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 3 года назад +2

      @@andrewkeller1117 Yeah, but the best part of Bumblebee was the first like 4 minutes, when it's all on Cybertron. I nearly cried when Soundwave and Shockwave popped up, looking and sounding exactly like they do in G1

    • @andrewkeller1117
      @andrewkeller1117 3 года назад +2

      @Jake Smith ah interesting, I didn't know that. They should just reboot all the other films in the franchise and get him to direct.

  • @JJ-xr2gu
    @JJ-xr2gu 3 года назад +171

    There's this new Jurassic world series called Camp Cretaceous that I think would be good for a pitch meeting. Also can you do Night at the Museum pitch meeting

    • @hailtothevic
      @hailtothevic 3 года назад +3

      Please tell me you're joking about the Camp Cretaceous thing...

    • @JJ-xr2gu
      @JJ-xr2gu 3 года назад +6

      @@hailtothevic nah I think it would make for a really funny pitch meeting

    • @doncorleole2356
      @doncorleole2356 3 года назад +12

      @@hailtothevic did you realize that the worse the movie/series the better the pitch meeting

    • @ErickSoares3
      @ErickSoares3 3 года назад

      Also an Invisible City (also from Netflix) Pitch Meeting.

    • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
      @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 3 года назад

      @@doncorleole2356 Yeah but it's a tv show not a movie

  • @zruiz7
    @zruiz7 3 года назад +32

    First action when clicking on Ryan’s pitch meetings... hit that “like” button. You already know it’s going to be prime.

    • @jojospeechy4761
      @jojospeechy4761 3 года назад +1

      Me too! Auto Like for anything Ryan George!!!!

    • @SenraethX
      @SenraethX Год назад

      You could almost say that comment was.. optimal

  • @pkonneker
    @pkonneker 3 года назад +247

    "They do get the glasses so they can locate the all spark"
    "Wouldn't the coordinates on the glasses be for the arctic and not the hoover dam?"
    "Yeah don't worry about it"
    "Oh ho, okay I won't"
    😂

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 3 года назад +41

      The All-Spark reached Earth before Megatron did, and crashed at the future site of the Hoover Dam. Megatron crash-landed in the Arctic due to damage from his long journey to Earth, but he already had the coordinates to the All-Spark in Nevada. The Hoover Dam, according to this movie, was built over top of where the All-Spark crashed to hide it (the All-Spark in its normal form is huge).

    • @snuffcarl
      @snuffcarl 3 года назад +4

      @@bobwilson679 I hope you are joking?

    • @zidahya
      @zidahya 3 года назад +14

      @@snuffcarl No, he is right. And I think they weird Agent 13 guy is saying this to the protagonists in the movie.
      Anyway, we missed a good "Whoops! / Whoopsie!" moment here.

    • @aim-9sidewinder550
      @aim-9sidewinder550 3 года назад +11

      @@snuffcarl hes right tho? in the movie it says megatron crashed before he could reach the all-spark.

  • @ZeroSensed
    @ZeroSensed 3 года назад +67

    You should do a Kingsmen: The Secret Service pitch meeting

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 3 года назад +5

    The way you say “Pepto Bismol” stimulates the satisfaction center of my brain.

  • @MultiWicht
    @MultiWicht 3 года назад +46

    „Because he’s evil.“ that one hasn’t been used in a while.

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 3 года назад +61

    Screenwriter guy just summed up the entire Bayverse:
    "Goes boom boom boom"

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 3 года назад +6

      No, it's, "boom boom bam!" Get it right!

    • @william_long1065
      @william_long1065 3 года назад +2

      @@jamielondon6436 lol I wrote the comment before I heard him say that

  • @willmangrum3686
    @willmangrum3686 3 года назад +83

    "What about the internet."
    "What about it?"
    "Use it."
    "He did."
    Genius.

  • @blindbrailleable
    @blindbrailleable 3 года назад +15

    I love when these two are on the same page. I also love when they're completely at odds.

  • @mambalive630
    @mambalive630 3 года назад +111

    "You have a movie for me" "no actually I don't" Could you imagine if he just ended the video there

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 3 года назад +4

      That would also have been hilarious in its own way. It would be a good pitch meeting for, say, The Arrival.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 года назад +2

      He did that w/his Lids Are Hard infomercial -
      no solution was provided, hence no product to $ale!

    • @WeldinMike27
      @WeldinMike27 3 года назад +2

      Roll credits.

    • @tsuyuasui2730
      @tsuyuasui2730 3 года назад +2

      Normies would be so confused

    • @bryan.d0616
      @bryan.d0616 3 года назад +1

      It would have actually have been very fitting, unfortunately.

  • @zacharylowe8083
    @zacharylowe8083 3 года назад +7

    3:59 actually they WERE heading to the Arctic, but Bumblebee passed them in the other direction and they turned around. Great pitch meeting as always though!

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 3 года назад +73

    Gota give the guy credit. When he was asked why his movies are always half naked teenagers and explosions he responded "I make movies for teenage boys, so what"

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +4

      He's still a douchelord

    • @co7769
      @co7769 2 года назад +7

      The guy knows his audience.

  • @s.asadeghi9612
    @s.asadeghi9612 3 года назад +46

    -"NICE"
    -"NiCe"
    -"NIcE"
    -"nice"
    -"NiCe"
    I have to agree with that. it was "NicE"

  • @15thobserver
    @15thobserver 3 года назад +48

    I didn't realize the speech about having the guts to get in the car was an 'unnatural' thing to say in that situation. My friends always goaded each other on with "You don't wanna look back x-years from now and say you didn't have the balls to do it". Must be a regional thing.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +5

      Or your friends are a bunch of douches.

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 3 года назад +7

      Seemed normal to me too. Maybe Producer Guy is a freakin weirdo.

    • @Andraika90
      @Andraika90 2 года назад

      Haha exactly what I thought, I would use the same argument all the time 😅

  • @typhoonzebra
    @typhoonzebra 3 года назад +178

    Fun joke about Megatron learning English but it does make perfect sense. He's been listening to tiny creatures babbling in it for decades. That's also why his first words would be "I am Megatron!" since, for the last few decades, the insects have been calling him "NBE1" and he's long since sick of it.

    • @dustinchilds2378
      @dustinchilds2378 3 года назад +48

      That makes way too much sense to have been planned and done intentionally

    • @harrymillar4193
      @harrymillar4193 3 года назад +7

      That... does actually make perfect sense. I’ve literally never thought about it like that XD

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby 3 года назад +18

      Every morning I wake up and yell my own name then I trash my bedroom and punch my wife in the face.

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra 3 года назад +4

      @@azombie8mybaby Sounds fun

    • @belatkuro
      @belatkuro 3 года назад +6

      That's too smart for Michael Bay to be true.

  • @tkxs
    @tkxs 3 года назад +129

    "nice"
    "nice"
    "nice"
    "nice"
    I just love this franchise.

  • @ChromeDestiny
    @ChromeDestiny 3 года назад +40

    "So we're ripping off a big part of the plot of Maximum Overdive here!" "Ripping off old movies is tight!"

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 года назад +3

      Stephen King movies are ULTRA-TIGHT

  • @truth9547
    @truth9547 3 года назад +32

    -Pow pow boom boom boom boom
    -What?
    -I'm sorry, "Pow pow boom boom boom BAM" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @helloworld2409
    @helloworld2409 3 года назад +115

    "So you have a movie for me?"
    "No sir i dont!"
    Everyone: *cheering*

    • @dans4323
      @dans4323 3 года назад +6

      Yes. I couldn't believe my ears. It finally happened!

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 3 года назад

      Its happened before

  • @420dizkhalifa
    @420dizkhalifa 3 года назад

    A crazy coincidence you made this, I just searched for “Transformers pitch meeting” yesterday and you only had the ‘The Last Knight’, but not this one. Then the next day you released this. Crazy.

  • @avonmus6441
    @avonmus6441 3 года назад +193

    "what about the internet"
    "what about it?"
    "use it"
    "he did"
    "nevermind"

  • @priyanshuchauhan5218
    @priyanshuchauhan5218 3 года назад +25

    Petition to like only Pitch Meeting videos until Screenrant decides to make Ryan their CEO

  • @4plus20isHappy
    @4plus20isHappy 3 года назад +20

    "Making a pitch meeting for Michael Bay movies is super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @PaperPatriot
    @PaperPatriot 3 года назад +228

    4:19 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!....nevermind

    • @notvex3987
      @notvex3987 3 года назад +3

      Yes verified poggers

  • @firefliesowlcity12
    @firefliesowlcity12 3 года назад +52

    "So you have a movie for me?"
    "Oh, actually, no sir I don't."

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo 3 года назад +107

    At this point I can hardly tell I'm watching a single person

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 3 года назад +7

      You're not. That's producer guy and writer guy. They work together a
      lot.

    • @Puma5
      @Puma5 3 года назад +1

      They are twins!

  • @tuppybrill4915
    @tuppybrill4915 3 года назад +96

    “Won’t you wish you had the guts to get in the car?” he says to the young woman.
    I think the answer to that is “No! Get outa here ya freak! I’m calling the cops!”

    • @juliannah5721
      @juliannah5721 3 года назад

      You actually wrote that...
      Christ.

  • @franzusgutlus54
    @franzusgutlus54 3 года назад +41

    Half the movie they point at the frozen robot saying: "this is Megatron", just so everyone is clear in that...and then, after thousands of years of beeing frozen what is the first thing Megatron says?..."I am Megatron"!... this cracked me up so hard, I had a T-Shirt made with the quote on it: "I am Megatron" - by Megatron

    • @primalconvoy
      @primalconvoy 3 года назад +2

      Er, considering that was one of his famous lines from the G1 era, your point is...what exactly?

    • @talphazero1036
      @talphazero1036 3 года назад +6

      @@primalconvoy His point is basically everyone was saying he was Megatron, and the first thing he said when he was onfrozen was,"I am Megatron!"
      His name was thrown around like a gag and the payoff was him saying it himself.

    • @comiccinema8177
      @comiccinema8177 3 года назад +6

      They spent all their time calling him NBE-1. They didn’t drop Megatron as his name until Sam got there.

    • @franzusgutlus54
      @franzusgutlus54 3 года назад

      @@comiccinema8177 still...

    • @franzusgutlus54
      @franzusgutlus54 3 года назад

      @@talphazero1036 thanks

  • @hexcodeff6624
    @hexcodeff6624 3 года назад +3

    More Transformers pitch meetings, those are a gold mine.

  • @Himothy108
    @Himothy108 3 года назад +43

    It’s so sad to hear the news about Ryan’s back. It was only a matter of time. Must of been in constant pain from carrying screen-rant for so long

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 3 года назад +23

    A "MOVIE"
    that eyebrow wiggle says it all

  • @auroninja
    @auroninja 2 года назад +1

    I love how at one point the pitch just becomes him doing sound effects for the battle scenes.

  • @markvol
    @markvol 3 года назад +120

    "Oh, my testosterone levels are dangerously high."
    "They will be!"

  • @famoussmarr5836
    @famoussmarr5836 3 года назад +191

    “The auto bots watch Sam get with Makayla on top of bumblebee”
    Everyone: “What?”

    • @whitewolfsix7109
      @whitewolfsix7109 3 года назад +26

      I never really considered just how weird that scene is. I think the movie had me jaded at that point... that's like watching two cats screw on your buddies leg.

    • @HridithSudev
      @HridithSudev 3 года назад +12

      @@whitewolfsix7109 lol that's probably exactly what it seemed like to the autobots- Two cats screwing on their buddy's leg

    • @thunderrobots1980s
      @thunderrobots1980s 3 года назад +4

      @@whitewolfsix7109 actually that would be considered a threesome

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +6

      It's more like when some animals do something weird and you have no idea what they are doing. It's not lewd to someone who doesn't know what sex is.

    • @ArianaCapraro
      @ArianaCapraro 3 года назад +2

      Bumblebee does not like this
      Bumblebee would like a car wash now
      Bumblebee wants to go home now please 😖😖😖

  • @heydhd7091
    @heydhd7091 3 года назад +7

    I searched for a Transformers Screen Rant when I first found your channel because of course you must've done Transformers; it's awful. But I never found it. Can't believe you've been sitting on this one for so long/can't believe it's really here.

  • @j.k.-p3168
    @j.k.-p3168 3 года назад +105

    They should do Spiderwick Chronicals! Idk if I spelled the title right but if ya'll know what I'm talking about like this so they hopefully see it🤞

    • @ActiumFilms
      @ActiumFilms 3 года назад +1

      It's spelled "Spider-Man Homecoming"

    • @adamzimmerman2464
      @adamzimmerman2464 3 года назад +1

      @@ActiumFilms no the spiderwick chronicles is a book series. I would know because I read those books as a kid.

    • @adamzimmerman2464
      @adamzimmerman2464 3 года назад +3

      @Karsyn zzstu Beauchamp the movie was good but it kind of combined a few of the books together. I would be interested to see a pitch meeting for it though.

    • @ActiumFilms
      @ActiumFilms 3 года назад +1

      @@adamzimmerman2464 Spider-Man: Far From Home?

    • @adamzimmerman2464
      @adamzimmerman2464 3 года назад +1

      @@ActiumFilms no the spiderwick chronicles dumbass

  • @nyam3y3
    @nyam3y3 3 года назад +252

    "Oooooo, nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    "Nice."
    That's just nice, that is.

  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 2 года назад +2

    The "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." back and forth is gold.

  • @Noir0rioN
    @Noir0rioN 3 года назад +204

    -"Pow-pow; Boom boom boom boom!"
    -[confused look]: "What?!"
    -"Oh sorry: I meant 'Pow-pow; Boom boom boom BAM!"
    -Okay, see yeah-that makes more sense."
    [as the final draft of every past present and future Michael Bay movie all collectively look around the room like someone just farted... and they all know it was actually them]

    • @theredguy4043
      @theredguy4043 3 года назад +1

      I'm convinced that Warpath is directing this movie

  • @SwornSon
    @SwornSon 3 года назад +22

    "I was told you were looking for feature-length commercials. I must be in the wrong room."
    "No, that's what we call movies around here."
    "Oh whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

  • @ethicsandcomplianceoffice
    @ethicsandcomplianceoffice 7 месяцев назад +2

    I actually liked the Shia series. They were cheesy, campy, self-indulgent over the top popcorn movies and they worked perfectly with a CGI that still holds up today. I can rewatch them anytime and still get a good kick out of them.
    And this pitch meeting perfectly encapsulates all of that 😂

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +143

    Bumblebee Pitch Meeting: "What if we made a GOOD movie."
    "You're crazy man, youre crazy."

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 3 года назад

      Except they already did with 1 & 3. Bumblebee was refreshing after the absolutely terrible 4 & 5 though.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +9

      @@cenciende9401 dude, I like 1, and even I consider it a mediocre action comedy flick at best. Bumblebee is a movie.

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby 3 года назад +8

      So... When are they going to make this "good movie" you speak of?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +6

      @@azombie8mybaby in 2018. its name was Bumblebee. its a prequel to the first film. They manage to make Bumblebee not annoying, Hailee Steinfeld (best known as the voice of Spidergwen) plays a believable girl who is into fixing cars, a nice simple story, the kind of brutal violence you can only get away with doing to alien robots, and the only bad part is that Bumblebee has to ditch Steinfeld to find Lebeof at the end.

    • @nio_nl
      @nio_nl 3 года назад

      "But hey, if you're in, then I'm in."

  • @josephjoestar324
    @josephjoestar324 3 года назад +51

    Transformers prime was literally the best Transformers series

  • @vanillahobbes
    @vanillahobbes 3 года назад +8

    My husband and I love watching these... can you make an Alien: Resurrection episode?

  • @berengustav7714
    @berengustav7714 3 года назад +12

    Percy Jackson and The Sea of Monsters, Eragon, and The Golden Compass Pitch Meetings please!