At least they didn’t “roast” you based on someone else like your mom. I don’t get why people think insulting someone’s mom is an insult towards then, they are 2 completely different people
never saw Digimon but hate people who say game that catches monster is automatically a rip off ( for an example one of my favourite games ever: yo kai watch that has almost nothing to do with Pokémon other than catching monsters)
Pete: "Ah shit jeremy i did it again" Jeremy: "ya did what" Pete: "I accidently shat on 23 people again" Jermy: "Don't worry, it's so common people will understand and forgive"
I'll be honest. I love jack's energy and how he really gets into it. The vampire bourocratic bullshit running joke was one of the best ones so far. Never change you jackig muffin you!
i like how he admitted to screwing up the song danger zone when he could have just left it alone, and we would've all just thought he was making a reference to something we didn't understand.
@@shayfriel2235 I didn't get eaten and I'm not a bug. I'm the second rat that the protagonist fights in jojo's bizarre adventure in part 4 diamond is unbreakable.
Plot twist: Easy is hard, hard is easy. There is no normal. That means hard becomes nothing, easy becomes hard but it doesn't show since it doesn't exist. Normal doesn't exist either. You are playing on nothing. Breathing is now your challenge.
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 What I love about your comment is you used an emoji for the ™ symbol even though it is a basic Unicode character, thus you can search "trademark character" and you immediately get results. But no. You have to use emojis. So that devices that don't have emojis included (or at least in the default fonts) can't view it. Plus devices like a Roku that uses the RUclips TV version of RUclips show emojis as a monochromatic character, so 99.9% of emojis do not look correct. Also, if you are using an on-screen keyboard on a phone or tablet, unless it you are using an extremely cheap device that decided to modify the keyboard completely, have the world's worst specs, and get rid of core Android features, you should be able to type ™ , even if you have to download something else like Gboard.
@@niicookie see, I am a Brony. And I've never really understood the hate. The ones that I've talked to have been nice and fairly personable. That doesn't mean that there's no bad eggs in a group, but it can't be as bad as people think we are
@@Jb33124 I don't think you're bad because you're a brony, just some people in the community are douches and it looks like the majority. Bronies kinda ruined it though because people were pretty much asking for 'maturity' and 'worldbuilding', you know, for a show about colourful ponies along with the title including 'friendship is magic'. Basically, a lot of bronies demanded unnecessary things to the kids show, and that's personally why I think bronies kinda ruined it.
@@niicookie i can't say much in either point as, at least for the first one, it's fairly true. Many bronies clammered to staff of Hasbro to get more details into the shoe which is designed for young girls, for better and for worse. On the second point, I've never been to a convention, but I can't see that being too true. I have heard one story of someone being followed by some random person, though that problem was swiftly solved. but I can't see kids being unsafe to go to BronyCon. My thought process would be that it would be confusing and look weird for the convention to be filled with grown men, but the people I've met have been genuinely nice folk so I'd expect them to either not care or try and make the kid feel safe.
I liked Digimon. It was more intersting to me than Pokemon. There was quite cool plot througout series, and not just same old oh catch this new thing! Another battle! Maybe new thing will help?! Team Rocket at it's shits again! Yay friendship and badges! The end. But. I also preffered Dragon Ball over all.
7:06 THAT IS LITERALLY ME DURING QUARANTINE WITH MY SCHOOL WORK!!! except i work for 2 hours. any time i hear footsteps while i'm doing nothing. i pick up my pencil and pretend i'm working until they leave. so far it's working like a charm, and i've been doing this throughout the entire quarantine! :D
"Cargo space?"
"No, car no do that, car go road"
Jesus that is so corny but its really effective 😂😂
Dickhead
@@Striferz what happened
Idk
@@Striferz you just called him a dickhead for no reason?
Martian Society
Yes, yes he did
"Cargo space?"
"Car no do that. Car go road"
Elon Musk: Are you sure about that
jeep: im with him
Rocket ship is a flying car
Haha car on near fully reusable rocket go *BRRRRRR*
Car go vroom
Puh-lease! Everyone knows Joseph Joestar was the first to send cars to space!
Petition for jack to say: my name is jack and I am still in the box.
Mj productions YES HE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
Bruh XD
"My name is Jack, and I do not smoke crack."
YES
I don't understand
“Cargo Space?”
“Car no do that, Car go road.”
*intense laughter intensifies*
“Cargo space?”
Elon Musk: Hell yeah
This made me spit milk on my phone. Thanks.
Your name lol
Jack: Is that Jamaica?
Me: *laughs in South African* No. No it's not
This is me
Me: *Laughs in Jamaican* He tried
Realisticz16 he really did
Same here😂😂Leka Ramaphosa...
I mean, he tried 😂
Video starts:
Emkay: *_*intense laughter_**
Edit: 1k likes? Nice
I want a
W h e e z e
@Enderman play Minecraft Car no do that. Car go road
car no do that car go road
Jack attack
car go road? car no do that cargo space
Jack when he sees the South African flag: Oh thats Jamaica
South Africa: Am i a joke to you?
Soith
I agree...VERY MUCH
@@bloosey5052 thays
hes called Jan Van Potgieter i mean if anything that sounds Dutch of Bower but thats just me i guess
Everyone makes mistakes :)
Nobody:
Jack: B U R E A U C R A T I C B U L L S H I T
It's all B U R E A U C R A T I C B U L L S H I T
I like eating chips jdhdhdhdhdhx ruclips.net/video/MkUg0mz5DkU/видео.html
Jack: sees bureaucratic bullshit once
Also jack: says bureaucratic bullshit 500 more times
useless uselessness ALWAYS HAS BEEN
@@CBBrains you did it! You took a meme i wasn't trying to use and used it! Wait, does that mean I'm in space
Me:*in South Africa *
Jack: "is that Jamaica's flag"
Me:*visible frustration *
YES
Me too
As a Jamaican living in Canada I was very confused.
Me as a Jamaican Living in America: *No and that's making me frustrated*
JACK’S LAUGH HAS JUST MADE MY DAY
*_THANK YOU ENKAY LORDS_*
E N K A Y
Emkay.
Ah yes I love Enkay
Ah, the grammar military is here
oi i made a mistake dont come after me 😔
Emkay: is that the Jamaican flag???
Me, a Jamaican: *angry ackee and saltfish sounds*
Underrated. Ackee is kingshit
He mistook my flag for yours. I guess we are one now🤷♀️
@@HoneyBee-pn3ni so you are from south africa? Did I recognize the thing?
Jamaica is just an evolved Brazil
@@sanchu6335 Yes, they're from South Africa. They've said it in a comment
Jack be like:
" _Bureaucratic bullshit_ "
Stop spreading the bureaucratic bullcrap.
@@wta1518 you won't stop us
hi have a good day that is even more bureaucratic bullcrap
That’s bureaucratic bullcrap
Jack: Jamaica? oh god im gunna get roasted for this.
The Internet: Yes, yes you are.
Jack: *Wants to know where the infinite "S" came from*
LEMMiNO: Well, you see-
damn beat me to it
@@DragonKing-mj2rk Ah! I see you are a human of culture as well!
@James Edwards "Just LEMMiNO..."
A vegan asking someone who’s eating a burger if they would eat a person is basically the equivalent to calling themselves a cow.
Who knew vegans can roast this hard
"Well if you were turned into a burger Im Sure youd be more useful to society." Would be my responce to the vegan.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory yeah, plants have lives too. Like come on man it's not just animals.
@@sorry8016 what are we gonna start PLM now? I'm down!
@@sorry8016 just a joke about black lives matter. Saying we should start Plant Lives Matter.
"memes for sad cats"
everyone: *I'll just pretend I didn't see that*
im a sad cat
I’m definitely a sad cat
F
What do you mean we're not sad cats
@@shmobeel me too
"The one who bears that name"
is actually a very good way to call someone without assuming their Gender.
This makes me want to drink... a lot. To forget how cringey your comment is
Or you can say he/she, that works too
They
Flyingferrets5 ok but who cares
"Cargo space?"
"Yes, car do that, car go lightspeed"
Jack: Is that the Jamaican flag???
Me: *laughs in a Geography* No, no it’s not
Thank you, Jack- you’ve made my day
In my class being called a digimon fan was the worst Insult ever
I didnt watched Digimon much, but I still found it really good tbh
Wow, they must not've had very good insults
At least they didn’t “roast” you based on someone else like your mom. I don’t get why people think insulting someone’s mom is an insult towards then, they are 2 completely different people
@@liber2350 its ok, but i do kinda hate on it
never saw Digimon but hate people who say game that catches monster is automatically a rip off ( for an example one of my favourite games ever: yo kai watch that has almost nothing to do with Pokémon other than catching monsters)
"if you hate it, blame them"
Ok then...
I loved the part when he said: “bureaucratic bullshit”
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Christopher Longsworth 2 memes one comment
Hey look i’m a cat ah yes, the negotiator
THE TIME STAMP???
Zoe Chase every
EmKay: "Who else has shat on 23 people?"
Me: "Amateurs."
“What was that, PUNK?”
Snarfy McSnarfFace “AMATEURS!”
@@taketheriddlepill4975 * is that one guy in prison*
"Is that Jamaica"
Me :"How dare you not know every little country by flag, its pretty repulsive."
Little country?
Does anyone else think this guy's laughter sounds like a burst pipe stuck behind a slow moving fan
Na that’s just you
What? xD
LMFAO IKR
That is very specific
Why does it actually sound like that.
Day 12 of waiting for him to say :
Don't do crack my name's jack
He'll say it when you get jams
Or what's the Craic my name's jack
He just kept surprising me with that "Bureaucratic bullshit!!" line 😂
“Creepy hand goodness”- a guy probably with a hand Fetish
Can confirm as I am a guy with a hand fotisj
Kira ?
the image for the video: easy mode is a thing
The Binding Of Isaac: who decided that?
Roses are red, guns are lethal, a female trapeze artist is spread eagle.
Trapeze artists reportedly shit on 23 people.
To true.
9:46 the kool-aid guy: *[Burst through wall]* "OH YEA-"
gets shot
MLP got 9 seasons and a movie. The fandom is still going strong.
Huh. The more ya know.
Aren’t they also working a second movie?
Wait, wasn't all of this at least over a year ago though?
EVEgames I don’t think so, but I think they’re still working on Gen 5 and a chibi miniseries or something. Dunno if Equestria Girls is over either.
I am 14 end watched the ful serie. and all the ecuestria girls movie spinof. and it wasn't even quarantine
Sorry if there ar som typos I'm Spanish
Person: "Well youve aged"
Me who thought they were making a starwars reference: 👄👁👄
Pete: "Ah shit jeremy i did it again"
Jeremy: "ya did what"
Pete: "I accidently shat on 23 people again"
Jermy: "Don't worry, it's so common people will understand and forgive"
the last time i was this early is when Damien still wheezes for emkay...
What happened to him though? Haven't seen him in awhile.
@@PsychicDragon24 hes doing his own reddit channel
@@renzovergara3436 Okay thanks
I'll be honest. I love jack's energy and how he really gets into it. The vampire bourocratic bullshit running joke was one of the best ones so far. Never change you jackig muffin you!
"The Cool S" started in math notebooks, drawn on the margins. It really doesn't have such a glorious history as you might think.
“Haha can’t even snap my fingers to a proper beat. That’s depressing”
I have depression and drum to help deal with it, so I don’t understand
6:51: i feel like my brain would be like this if it wasn't filled with demonic screeching 24/7
I am very confused so u are basically possessed
Memes for cats: *exists*
My soul: *TIME TO COME OUT NOW*
The people who make these puns should be _pun_ -ished
Just like ya >:c
I didn't think that was very punny of you
Daddy Dio!
@Federal Bureau of Investigation cmon puns are not PUN isment
@Federal Bureau of Investigation what will u do, punish us?
Lets all agree the "bureaucratic bulls*it" thing is gonna be Jack's own thing
"The fart isn't that loud!"
the Fart: 6:43
i like how he admitted to screwing up the song danger zone when he could have just left it alone, and we would've all just thought he was making a reference to something we didn't understand.
How much does a house cost?
Hmmm, more than an avocado.
True
And Jack doesn't know the flag if South Africa
Me either
@@axethannanth well now you know
U know the flag of czechia from ur head?
@@sarinkyucet7873 Yeah I do
Jack, Robin IM SO CONFUSED
I have the same question,are they the same person?
No Body thank you I was so confused 😓
@@nobody7817 What about Lexi?
3:00 as i panic! at the disco super fan, i approve.
I’m very tired so this might not make any sense but I just realized that Jack is a more wholesome version of The Click
the flags are south african and italy not jamica
Tosin Einero me a flag nerd: TRIGGERED
@@noahcederlund7660 I'm not even a flag nerd, but even I can identify Italy and south Africa
I showed a kid a picture of the Saudi flag and he didn't know it (the flag says Saudi arabia but in Arabic so it's obviously an Arabic flag)
@@CeresEros wow how old was that kid?
Tosin Einero about 13 I think
When i literally refresh my recommended and this was posed less than 1 minute ago?
Same
Bug why did you get eaten
@@shayfriel2235 I didn't get eaten and I'm not a bug. I'm the second rat that the protagonist fights in jojo's bizarre adventure in part 4 diamond is unbreakable.
Nobody:
Jack: tHat'S bUreAUcrAtiC bUllsHit!
“Is shitting on 23 people common??”
Me: (‘•-•”)
Pigeons: you new here?
The Panic! At the Disco one made me laugh an unreasonable amount-
Forcing Jack to say "Hi I'm Jack and I state facts."
Day 15 of asking Jack to say "Don't do crack, my name is Jack" in the intro.
Yeah any rhyme you do,
At least for me it will be poopoo
M.j is
I think it would be more fum as an outro catch phrase
When you die too many times in Dark Souls so you just have to get gud
Hail to thee noble ScrubLord!
Me after 1000 hours of Dark Souls: "I finally made it through!"
Me after 5000 hours of Europa Universalis 4: still ragequits regularely
can we just mention how heckin adorable his laugh is?
5:30 will come to be known as the Loss of South Africa. *Netherlands intensifies* 😂🇿🇦
"cargo space?"
*"no. Car go road, not space."*
Car go vroom
THEM: Yes i am early to watch this
ME: I have to download to watch it later. just to avoid the lag and to enjoy Jacks laugh without INTERRUPTION
Same
Me: sees thumbnail
Also me: bUt wAiT, ThErE iS nO eAsY
Plot twist: Easy is hard, hard is easy. There is no normal. That means hard becomes nothing, easy becomes hard but it doesn't show since it doesn't exist. Normal doesn't exist either. You are playing on nothing. Breathing is now your challenge.
@@ITAC85 big brain
ITAC85 Same logic I use for Weird is Normal™️
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 lmao
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 What I love about your comment is you used an emoji for the ™ symbol even though it is a basic Unicode character, thus you can search "trademark character" and you immediately get results. But no. You have to use emojis. So that devices that don't have emojis included (or at least in the default fonts) can't view it. Plus devices like a Roku that uses the RUclips TV version of RUclips show emojis as a monochromatic character, so 99.9% of emojis do not look correct.
Also, if you are using an on-screen keyboard on a phone or tablet, unless it you are using an extremely cheap device that decided to modify the keyboard completely, have the world's worst specs, and get rid of core Android features, you should be able to type ™ , even if you have to download something else like Gboard.
@3:50 My gawd 2020 was essentially a great depression. Or rather the great panic that got everyone grounded to their rooms and become more depressed
I might have the covid-19 and seeing these videos really help me take the fear away. Thank you, Jack and the other EmKay members!
Say "It's Jack, and I'm back"
@@nobody7817 it's good.
When the video is 14 minutes long and there's a dislike within 3 minutes of it being uploaded
You know there are some people who only subscribe to dislike XD
That's my theory at least
@@tia6970 same
@@tia6970 well Because they live in Australia
"Remember its not murder it replacing the distraction"
Me:oh ok I thought it was editing out a mistake.
Video: * exists *
Jack: *B E U R O C R A T I C B U L L S H I T*
2:13 I mostly do same thing. They ask me a question I say (what?) and then as they repeat their self I answer the question. I do it every time.
Jack: I’m stealing this
Me, who steals all the memes from this channel: yeah me too
"Why do i keep resorting to dirty jokes about cats?"
Guys i think zack might be a furry
Don't you mean Jack?
well, he did say he was a brony...
@@zippydoda8317 yes I did
@@deleted2143 then edit it
@@shannalese nah
new record: 1 minute
?
@꧁༒Starii༒꧂ New philosophy: Responding to a comment indicates you care
6:40Ah man let me have a sniff. Proceeds to turn into a goblin inhaling drywall...
Ad: Plays before video
My sister: If I stop smoking drugs
Idk who you are 1 dislike in the first 3 minutes of this being uploaded
But you are not entering heaven
God has decreed it. It shall be done
Ok
“Uploaded 3 minutes ago” is that even possible or am I tripping
I got it in 1 minute
3 hours
@@goldenarygoldc-3457 15
South African kid watches video=him "sad noises"
Whenever something like this happens I just laughed my ass off
Had the best ad timing
1:35 happens
Old space add opens with "What are you doing?"
6:34- boy, do I have a sad news for you.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic finished last November.
But it was ruined by bronies way before that.
@@niicookie see, I am a Brony. And I've never really understood the hate. The ones that I've talked to have been nice and fairly personable. That doesn't mean that there's no bad eggs in a group, but it can't be as bad as people think we are
@@Jb33124 I don't think you're bad because you're a brony, just some people in the community are douches and it looks like the majority. Bronies kinda ruined it though because people were pretty much asking for 'maturity' and 'worldbuilding', you know, for a show about colourful ponies along with the title including 'friendship is magic'. Basically, a lot of bronies demanded unnecessary things to the kids show, and that's personally why I think bronies kinda ruined it.
Also unnecessary addition but kids cannot safely be in bronycon.
@@niicookie i can't say much in either point as, at least for the first one, it's fairly true. Many bronies clammered to staff of Hasbro to get more details into the shoe which is designed for young girls, for better and for worse. On the second point, I've never been to a convention, but I can't see that being too true. I have heard one story of someone being followed by some random person, though that problem was swiftly solved. but I can't see kids being unsafe to go to BronyCon. My thought process would be that it would be confusing and look weird for the convention to be filled with grown men, but the people I've met have been genuinely nice folk so I'd expect them to either not care or try and make the kid feel safe.
South Africa.
*I am so sorry.*
Oof
I’m early lol pretend I said something funny.
HAHAHAHAHA
OMG I CANT
Lmao
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!😂😂
Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.
Haha
That damn sniff was the funniest thing in the video.
Love you Jack 💕
5:02 looks underraged in cat years
South African... it's the South African flag, Jack...
Cats by like I got a lot of evols
Pokemons by like I only got 3
What?
@@luznoceda5322 ohhhhhh ok thanks
Daniel Chapman sorry I can’t spel
5:36 that’s South Africa’s flag I think¿
All other EmKay narrators: can't frickin' swear, we'll get demonetized
Jack: *F A T F U C K I N' T I T S*
YO SOMEONE STOLE MY MEME! I legit woke up one day and was like "Not at the disco, calm. At the disco, panik"
195 likes 1 dislike
195 people to 1 : why u gay?
make it a solid *F O U R* gay people
Now i dont know wheter to like it or dislike it because im Asexual.
@@renzovergara3436 make that six
@@prodcas3906 *n i c e*
now 214 to 1
I liked Digimon. It was more intersting to me than Pokemon. There was quite cool plot througout series, and not just same old
oh catch this new thing! Another battle! Maybe new thing will help?! Team Rocket at it's shits again! Yay friendship and badges! The end. But. I also preffered Dragon Ball over all.
Respect to you for coming forward as a former brony the fandom is still going strong
Jack is so unhinged bro I love him
1:57 Whenever I hear the word “twilight” I think of Twilight Sparkle
who the fuck is that
7:06 THAT IS LITERALLY ME DURING QUARANTINE WITH MY SCHOOL WORK!!! except i work for 2 hours. any time i hear footsteps while i'm doing nothing. i pick up my pencil and pretend i'm working until they leave. so far it's working like a charm, and i've been doing this throughout the entire quarantine! :D
1:18 I absolutely loved digimon fusion when it came onto netflix
Petition for Jack to say “Hey, I’m back, and my name is Jack!”
“why do I keep resorting to the dirty jokes when it comes to cats... I need to clean myself...”
Me: ... like a CAT??
Jack: I was a brony
Me: How dare you breach your Faustian bargain?