(Lyrics) Heard your kid was causing you stress Turned your life into a mess All day long they sit there and cry So now it's time for the little shit to die Push your child in front of an oncoming train Throw your child out of a plane Give your child needles and blow Let your child freeze in the snow Watch your child burn in a fire Drown your child inside the tub Hang your child by a telephone wire Smash your child’s head with a club Push your child in front of an oncoming train Make your child suffer with pain And once your child is rotting in hell We need to kill your cat and dog as well
This song was written during the artist's messy divorce and went on to become a chart topper. When the news broke that he had actually went on to murder his children, the general reception was shock and horror which just proves that nobody really listens to the lyrics in these things
No joke, today at work I played this on the bluetooth speaker and everyone loved it. I'm starting to think I could get away with just about anything at my job.
If it’s okay to leave your dog in a hot car, you might as well be allowed to throw him in front of an oncoming train. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
My best friend's kid left his shoes out for the millionth time after being told to put his shit away. Best friend tripped on his way out yesterday to meet me downtown to hang out. Hurt his foot badly enough he thought he may have fractured it. I love my "nephew" with all my heart, but I just sent this to my bestie. Cracked us both up 🤣.
Ah this song brings me back to a simpler time when we could murder our children without repercussions. Rip to all the people that are still looking for this masterpiece.
(Lyrics)
Heard your kid was causing you stress
Turned your life into a mess
All day long they sit there and cry
So now it's time for the little shit to die
Push your child in front of an oncoming train
Throw your child out of a plane
Give your child needles and blow
Let your child freeze in the snow
Watch your child burn in a fire
Drown your child inside the tub
Hang your child by a telephone wire
Smash your child’s head with a club
Push your child in front of an oncoming train
Make your child suffer with pain
And once your child is rotting in hell
We need to kill your cat and dog as well
*BASED*
It's 2:30am and I'm here. Lovely as always bax.
This song was written during the artist's messy divorce and went on to become a chart topper. When the news broke that he had actually went on to murder his children, the general reception was shock and horror which just proves that nobody really listens to the lyrics in these things
Unironically one of my favorite songs. Helps me sleep at night idk
No joke, today at work I played this on the bluetooth speaker and everyone loved it.
I'm starting to think I could get away with just about anything at my job.
Only one way to test that theory: by pushing your child in front of an oncoming train.
No Mr American, you can’t go postal there and get away with it!
A modest proposal indeed.
If only I had a kid
If it’s okay to leave your dog in a hot car, you might as well be allowed to throw him in front of an oncoming train. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
hot dog
man this song takes me back to a simpler time!
member listening this with my father. i was stronger
🧒🚄
It was a different time.
Chords? This masterpiece needs to be shared around
Never mind, I stopped being a lazy fuck and put in the 5 seconds of effort to figure out it’s just G C & D on repeat
@@alexanderdechaneet4001 good job
@@alexanderdechaneet4001 now spread the music!
Sounds like a G, D, C progression
Edit: oh you already figured it out 🤡
Yes, it would make a great summer camp song!
Ween couldn't do it better friend.
need this to stream on every service so i can force all my friends to listen to it constantly
This is a masterpiece, Bax. You're a hilarious evil genius. The lyrics have me dying
Edit: the voice used in the last verse 🤣💀
The ol' snail tentacle moustache
The ultimate song to sing at the campfire lol.
My best friend's kid left his shoes out for the millionth time after being told to put his shit away. Best friend tripped on his way out yesterday to meet me downtown to hang out. Hurt his foot badly enough he thought he may have fractured it. I love my "nephew" with all my heart, but I just sent this to my bestie. Cracked us both up 🤣.
please make more amazing country songs with absurd lyrics i need this
So many Pink Guy memories coming from this only.
Fucking christ this is the best channel on youtube
feels like pink floyd
Celebrating the right way:
Taking out any and every child in sight.
Checkmate politics.
Three chords and the truth son!
Pog
when bax taylor sings about harming kids, he doesn't miss 💯💯💯
How did I even find this masterpiece
Colorado police heard this and thought you were talking about criminals!
Throughout the whole premiere
Stoned Gaming was literally just spamming a bee emoji, idk what tf is going on anymore
this whole video and comment section is a shitshow my guy
bee movie
Thanks for the inspiration bax, really helping me with the real decisions on the day-to-day basis
Magnum opus right here…
So you’re a fan of Tom Selleck and Bloom County, too? Cool!
This is the song of our generation.
i need it on spoitfy
exactly my vibe
This felt like a The Minute Hour song (good)
Ah this song brings me back to a simpler time when we could murder our children without repercussions.
Rip to all the people that are still looking for this masterpiece.
This song is a banger.
Finally a country song I can get behind
Please, I just have one wish for Christmas. Put this song on Spotify
it'll be on spotify soon c:
@@baxtaylor nice!
@@baxtaylor thanks, means the world to me
Not the cat and dog too 😭
back to basics bois
Worthy
Wow!! That is exactly the same way my parents got rid off my siblings.
my dad would love this
🐝
We should make a song together ❤️
How do I make this a ringtone?
Beautiful.
Went a little too far with this one..
I mean really, did the cat and dog deserve it?
Beautiful
Please.
What did the pets do though :(
What’s with these titles?
s a t i r e
Title is good advice
Hell yeuh brotha
Beautiful