push your child in front of an oncoming train

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @baxtaylor
    @baxtaylor  2 года назад +146

    (Lyrics)
    Heard your kid was causing you stress
    Turned your life into a mess
    All day long they sit there and cry
    So now it's time for the little shit to die
    Push your child in front of an oncoming train
    Throw your child out of a plane
    Give your child needles and blow
    Let your child freeze in the snow
    Watch your child burn in a fire
    Drown your child inside the tub
    Hang your child by a telephone wire
    Smash your child’s head with a club
    Push your child in front of an oncoming train
    Make your child suffer with pain
    And once your child is rotting in hell
    We need to kill your cat and dog as well

    • @jhrek513
      @jhrek513 2 года назад +13

      *BASED*

    • @Agony-o8k
      @Agony-o8k 2 года назад +5

      It's 2:30am and I'm here. Lovely as always bax.

    • @Songbearer
      @Songbearer 2 года назад +22

      This song was written during the artist's messy divorce and went on to become a chart topper. When the news broke that he had actually went on to murder his children, the general reception was shock and horror which just proves that nobody really listens to the lyrics in these things

  • @Chris-wt1nw
    @Chris-wt1nw 11 месяцев назад +2

    Unironically one of my favorite songs. Helps me sleep at night idk

  • @coolcat001100
    @coolcat001100 2 года назад +43

    No joke, today at work I played this on the bluetooth speaker and everyone loved it.
    I'm starting to think I could get away with just about anything at my job.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 2 года назад

      Only one way to test that theory: by pushing your child in front of an oncoming train.

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 2 года назад +4

      No Mr American, you can’t go postal there and get away with it!

  • @josiahp.6960
    @josiahp.6960 2 года назад +25

    A modest proposal indeed.

  • @The-Wock
    @The-Wock 2 года назад +10

    If only I had a kid

  • @chadfkennedy
    @chadfkennedy 2 года назад +68

    If it’s okay to leave your dog in a hot car, you might as well be allowed to throw him in front of an oncoming train. Nothing bad could possibly happen.

  • @blormpf2897
    @blormpf2897 2 года назад +41

    man this song takes me back to a simpler time!

  • @0predelenie
    @0predelenie 2 года назад +47

    member listening this with my father. i was stronger

  • @SloppySpleenSplatter
    @SloppySpleenSplatter 2 года назад +33

    🧒🚄

  • @chadfkennedy
    @chadfkennedy 2 года назад +3

    It was a different time.

  • @alexanderdechaneet4001
    @alexanderdechaneet4001 2 года назад +82

    Chords? This masterpiece needs to be shared around

    • @alexanderdechaneet4001
      @alexanderdechaneet4001 2 года назад +56

      Never mind, I stopped being a lazy fuck and put in the 5 seconds of effort to figure out it’s just G C & D on repeat

    • @brynjolf3974
      @brynjolf3974 2 года назад +4

      @@alexanderdechaneet4001 good job

    • @Quentino808
      @Quentino808 2 года назад

      @@alexanderdechaneet4001 now spread the music!

    • @LosOnTheCoast
      @LosOnTheCoast 2 года назад +6

      Sounds like a G, D, C progression
      Edit: oh you already figured it out 🤡

    • @RuskyED
      @RuskyED 2 года назад +1

      Yes, it would make a great summer camp song!

  • @Peremptor
    @Peremptor 2 года назад +1

    Ween couldn't do it better friend.

  • @autumnhecatemoon
    @autumnhecatemoon 2 года назад +18

    need this to stream on every service so i can force all my friends to listen to it constantly

  • @thelovelynobody9322
    @thelovelynobody9322 2 года назад +23

    This is a masterpiece, Bax. You're a hilarious evil genius. The lyrics have me dying
    Edit: the voice used in the last verse 🤣💀

  • @Songbearer
    @Songbearer 2 года назад +8

    The ol' snail tentacle moustache

  • @noahnorman6877
    @noahnorman6877 2 года назад +3

    The ultimate song to sing at the campfire lol.

  • @Elvira-k3r
    @Elvira-k3r 5 месяцев назад +1

    My best friend's kid left his shoes out for the millionth time after being told to put his shit away. Best friend tripped on his way out yesterday to meet me downtown to hang out. Hurt his foot badly enough he thought he may have fractured it. I love my "nephew" with all my heart, but I just sent this to my bestie. Cracked us both up 🤣.

  • @floorfungus4209
    @floorfungus4209 2 года назад +12

    please make more amazing country songs with absurd lyrics i need this

  • @pifre3051
    @pifre3051 2 года назад

    So many Pink Guy memories coming from this only.

  • @michaellightjr6111
    @michaellightjr6111 2 года назад +2

    Fucking christ this is the best channel on youtube

  • @jawshcurbstomp
    @jawshcurbstomp 2 года назад +4

    feels like pink floyd

  • @Tru.Waybaxkk
    @Tru.Waybaxkk 2 года назад +1

    Celebrating the right way:
    Taking out any and every child in sight.
    Checkmate politics.

  • @CH-jv6ck
    @CH-jv6ck 2 года назад +2

    Three chords and the truth son!

  • @Kuhnestreams
    @Kuhnestreams 2 года назад +6

    Pog

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala 2 года назад +1

    when bax taylor sings about harming kids, he doesn't miss 💯💯💯

  • @trowbene2300
    @trowbene2300 2 года назад +3

    How did I even find this masterpiece

  • @GazB85
    @GazB85 2 года назад

    Colorado police heard this and thought you were talking about criminals!

  • @O-bearer-mine
    @O-bearer-mine 2 года назад +54

    Throughout the whole premiere
    Stoned Gaming was literally just spamming a bee emoji, idk what tf is going on anymore

    • @kgh34
      @kgh34 2 года назад +4

      this whole video and comment section is a shitshow my guy

    • @sticklyboi
      @sticklyboi 2 года назад +1

      bee movie

  • @ryanb7701
    @ryanb7701 2 года назад +3

    Thanks for the inspiration bax, really helping me with the real decisions on the day-to-day basis

  • @aidenroach409
    @aidenroach409 2 года назад +1

    Magnum opus right here…

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 2 года назад

      So you’re a fan of Tom Selleck and Bloom County, too? Cool!

  • @Mmoll1990
    @Mmoll1990 2 года назад +2

    This is the song of our generation.

  • @mawlou
    @mawlou 2 года назад

    i need it on spoitfy

  • @jufaaa1
    @jufaaa1 2 года назад +3

    exactly my vibe

  • @abeherbert6603
    @abeherbert6603 2 года назад +1

    This felt like a The Minute Hour song (good)

  • @disnecessaurorex4908
    @disnecessaurorex4908 2 года назад

    Ah this song brings me back to a simpler time when we could murder our children without repercussions.
    Rip to all the people that are still looking for this masterpiece.

  • @GodofZeah
    @GodofZeah 2 года назад +1

    This song is a banger.

  • @thetomatoadvocate8465
    @thetomatoadvocate8465 2 года назад +2

    Finally a country song I can get behind

  • @DasVideoArchiv
    @DasVideoArchiv 2 года назад

    Please, I just have one wish for Christmas. Put this song on Spotify

  • @Daparooo
    @Daparooo 2 года назад +10

    Not the cat and dog too 😭

  • @darkblaze72
    @darkblaze72 2 года назад +1

    back to basics bois

  • @cameronfowler2670
    @cameronfowler2670 2 года назад +1

    Worthy

  • @skragwog6347
    @skragwog6347 2 года назад +3

    Wow!! That is exactly the same way my parents got rid off my siblings.

  • @tearsintherain771
    @tearsintherain771 2 года назад

    my dad would love this

  • @satagaming9144
    @satagaming9144 2 года назад +3

    🐝

  • @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517
    @jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517 2 года назад +3

    We should make a song together ❤️

  • @OddBall0002
    @OddBall0002 2 года назад

    How do I make this a ringtone?

  • @mastercyconide7660
    @mastercyconide7660 2 года назад

    Beautiful.

  • @aurumarma5711
    @aurumarma5711 2 года назад +3

    Went a little too far with this one..
    I mean really, did the cat and dog deserve it?

  • @DantheToonMan
    @DantheToonMan 2 года назад +1

    Beautiful

  • @Radio-Friendly-Unit
    @Radio-Friendly-Unit 2 года назад +2

    Please.

  • @MarkedThing
    @MarkedThing 2 года назад +3

    What did the pets do though :(

  • @DuelaDent52
    @DuelaDent52 2 года назад +2

    What’s with these titles?

  • @WengineerKimProductions
    @WengineerKimProductions 2 года назад

    Title is good advice

  • @localgrassfieldboneshandler
    @localgrassfieldboneshandler 2 года назад +2

    Hell yeuh brotha

  • @sausagedoge749
    @sausagedoge749 2 года назад

    Beautiful