Mega64: PIZZATRON

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • A hungry man must face the harsh realities of ordering a pizza with his Kinect. The future is here.
    Originally ran on Gametrailers.com
    mega64.com

Комментарии • 812

  • @waddledee1000
    @waddledee1000 10 лет назад +307

    This is one of my favorite Mega64 videos ever.

    • @charizardoreo
      @charizardoreo 7 лет назад +13

      This is one of my favorite RUclips videos ever.

  • @mega64
    @mega64  11 лет назад +69

    I don't think even Industrial Light and Magic could make a death by pizza look good

  • @Kayayayaya
    @Kayayayaya 7 лет назад +420

    I don't know how this is one of Rocco's least favorite videos they've made. I watch it once a month.

    • @FableCountry
      @FableCountry 5 лет назад +42

      Why did he dislike it? I think it is God damn hilarious and think about it from time to time

    • @niksin9941
      @niksin9941 4 года назад +21

      i always do before its pizza time

    • @evangelism2
      @evangelism2 3 года назад +14

      I cant believe that, they kill it with the performances.

    • @David-nd4to
      @David-nd4to 2 года назад +18

      Probably something to do with him sweating his sack off doing nothing

    • @Daftanemone
      @Daftanemone 2 года назад

      Derek is such a dick in it I love it

  • @Adidaas
    @Adidaas 5 лет назад +271

    This is strangely still one of my favorite videos from them to this day. Such a simple plot, but the frustration and Rocco's acting really gets me.

  • @likeriver
    @likeriver 9 лет назад +535

    "raw meat confirmed" I can't stop laughing

    • @raai6888
      @raai6888 8 лет назад +8

      +likeriver me tooo i almost died!!!!!!

    • @palescorpion7308
      @palescorpion7308 8 лет назад +1

      That was funny as crap

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 года назад

      I actually laughed at this video. Like, really laughed. It was great.

    • @apples1053
      @apples1053 4 года назад +2

      Cinnastix. Order sent.

    • @Tinoryism
      @Tinoryism 2 года назад

      SHUT UP AND LISTEN

  • @icyfreshrootbeer5746
    @icyfreshrootbeer5746 8 лет назад +350

    Man, rocco really plays a mad guy really well.

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 9 лет назад +170

    "You know, I ordered this with a Kinect?"
    "You know, I delivered this with a car?"
    "Fuck yooouuu!"
    Hahahah this is so damn brilliant

  • @sebili0n99
    @sebili0n99 9 лет назад +210

    Well, the kinect was a Pizza Shit.

  • @bmar896
    @bmar896 9 лет назад +207

    The acting in this is, oh so brilliant...

  • @timlwig5367
    @timlwig5367 10 лет назад +151

    Cinnastix.
    Order sent.

  • @DrunkCaptain
    @DrunkCaptain 9 лет назад +181

    As someone whos worked at Pizza Hut for a while and I've seen only one order placed from the Kinect.

    • @PaulA-fp3vs
      @PaulA-fp3vs 9 лет назад +82

      ***** And it was the last time that guy used a Kinect.

    • @JustinTheDivine
      @JustinTheDivine 9 лет назад +12

      +Mike Wright and Microsoft

    • @ssjcomix
      @ssjcomix 8 лет назад +6

      +MrMelongod When I worked for Pizza Hut, Kinect didn't exist nor Xbox: if it did, I think I would have ordered booze.

    • @MistressDove
      @MistressDove 8 лет назад +1

      +Justin The Divine And Pizza

    • @fullsdready
      @fullsdready 6 лет назад +1

      Was it a green pepper and raw meat pizza (with Cinna Stix) ?

  • @Hopohoo2
    @Hopohoo2 9 лет назад +126

    CinnaStix fucking slayed me

  • @AngryLoo
    @AngryLoo 10 лет назад +104

    What do you do with a Kinect. . .

  • @wingwaabuddha
    @wingwaabuddha 10 лет назад +113

    Brilliant, just brilliant

  • @stellaroj
    @stellaroj 8 месяцев назад +6

    Shawn really delivered in this one.

  • @DreadedYasuke
    @DreadedYasuke 6 месяцев назад +5

    Guy from 10 years later... No Pizzatron.

  • @SuperTheJake
    @SuperTheJake Год назад +4

    What blows my mind the most now is we were apparently still using landlines 9 years ago
    It seems like its been way longer

  • @zzzzzz192
    @zzzzzz192 10 лет назад +79

    Kinect sucks. Pointless accessory

  • @thehispanic4188
    @thehispanic4188 8 лет назад +44

    I love how he's sweating through the whole video

  • @xMrFaustx
    @xMrFaustx 11 лет назад +25

    "Reset previous order"
    > Resending previous order
    LMFAOOAOAOA

  • @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod
    @PapaBadDadcumsuckgod 10 лет назад +14

    Only 200k fucking views? This shit should have millions by now, what the fuck

  • @Noddles404
    @Noddles404 8 лет назад +39

    rocco's calm kinect voice gets me everytime

  • @Ghosh009
    @Ghosh009 4 года назад +20

    "Wow that was a stupid movie. Can I have one pepperoni pizza? Thaaank you."
    Still get's me every time, even 7 years later.

  • @therealrasu
    @therealrasu 2 года назад +11

    Easily a top 5 Mega64 video imo, Rocco's finest hour when it comes to acting

  • @BrokenMegaMan
    @BrokenMegaMan 10 лет назад +23

    lol I lost my shit at Raw Meat confirmed. WHY IS THAT EVEN A CHOICE?! Cinnasticks FUCK!!!!

  • @hige5678
    @hige5678 11 лет назад +24

    "I'm sorry, Rocco. I'm afraid I can't do that."

  • @awesomepetertv
    @awesomepetertv Год назад +29

    this skit is pure comedy gold and i'm still laughing my ass off over it 9 years later

  • @roccothebandit3031
    @roccothebandit3031 10 лет назад +30

    Green Peppers confirmed! Raw Meat confirmed! F***

  • @tommyvercetti9974
    @tommyvercetti9974 10 лет назад +16

    WHY!? Why Order pizza threw a FUCKING APP or PC when its so goddamn faster to just PICK UP THE PHONE AND TALK! AND GETI IT RIGHT!
    By TALKING THE EXACT WORDS And they will TOTALLY Understand atleast %99.9!!!!!
    WTF ARE PEOPLE AFRAID TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE????
    THEY NEED A MACHINE TO DO THE JOB FOR THEM????
    HUMANITY IS ISOLATION ITSELF. THIS IS SAD!
    ALSO FUNNY

    • @tommyvercetti9974
      @tommyvercetti9974 9 лет назад +1

      ***** LOL WTF??? LOLOLOLOL

    • @AeriDjGk
      @AeriDjGk 9 лет назад +2

      That's exactly why I order pizzas online, calling them in gets me all sorts of spooked.

    • @_lucyfree
      @_lucyfree 9 лет назад +2

      Calling bullshit on that. The people who take orders at restaurants don't give two shits about any of their customers. If I had a dollar for every time a fast food place put cheese on my burger after telling them at least five times that I do not want ANY cheese, I'd be fucking rich. Besides, you'd probably have to look up the menu on their website anyways, so ordering through it as well just kills two birds with one stone.

    • @medek2711
      @medek2711 9 лет назад

      When i want pizza,i walk into the pizzeria.Kay?

    • @Eonymia
      @Eonymia 9 лет назад +2

      Hey look! Somebody figured out the joke in the video. How did you do that?

  • @Kola25_97
    @Kola25_97 8 лет назад +81

    Cinna Stix, order sent.

    • @retsuza
      @retsuza 6 лет назад +4

      Then he forgets the Cinna stix lol

    • @rhettdilley
      @rhettdilley 6 лет назад +1

      That hurt my sides, I was laughing so hard

  • @Nobody7720
    @Nobody7720 6 лет назад +6

    "Just give me fucking pepperoniiii!!!!"

    • @scratchman
      @scratchman 6 лет назад +2

      nooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @valcristPL
    @valcristPL 9 лет назад +30

    I think this is my favorite skit.

    • @valcristPL
      @valcristPL 7 лет назад +5

      Okay I know this is my fave skit. Just confirming.

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 4 года назад +4

      What about now?

  • @madkvideo
    @madkvideo 8 лет назад +16

    Fuck i forgot how funny this video was.

  • @Lurdiak
    @Lurdiak 2 года назад +17

    It's 9 years later and I still order my pizza with a landline.

  • @Metaternal
    @Metaternal 2 года назад +5

    S-tier confirmed

  • @alexwieber9924
    @alexwieber9924 8 лет назад +26

    I fucking love how he just slams the pizza against the wall lol.

  • @skyhunter2816
    @skyhunter2816 Год назад +4

    This is definitely still one of ther best videos.

  • @puhhhhh
    @puhhhhh 3 года назад +8

    Rocco smashing the pizza into the wall is burned into my memory

  • @MrTickleFingers
    @MrTickleFingers 3 года назад +10

    This is still one of the funniest videos I've ever watched. Kills me everytime.

  • @Daywalkr
    @Daywalkr 10 лет назад +13

    Lost my shit at "Cinnastix"

  • @320speed
    @320speed 4 года назад +10

    In my opinion, Rocco and Derrick are the two best actors in these skits.

  • @WolfTeen2010
    @WolfTeen2010 7 лет назад +7

    I've watched this video about 20 times by now, and I never noticed when he did the eyebrows at 0:13, there's a little noise to it

  • @larrywarner9684
    @larrywarner9684 6 месяцев назад +4

    They way Rocco really messed around the Kinect and the way he cussed made me laugh!

  • @ericsparda4991
    @ericsparda4991 3 года назад +5

    Cinnastix. Order sent.

  • @solitariuslupus3311
    @solitariuslupus3311 8 лет назад +5

    "Hey did you know I ordered this with the kinnect?"
    "Hey Did you know I delivered this with a car?"
    "FUCK YOU!"
    Can't stop laughing lmao. xD

  • @ToxxicTony
    @ToxxicTony 10 лет назад +13

    1:35 omg...... "CinnaStix......Order sent!" lmfao....

  • @jqyhlmnp
    @jqyhlmnp 9 лет назад +13

    "Hi is this Pizza hut, more like Pizza Butt" -videogamedunkey

    • @MrLorddarktoothx
      @MrLorddarktoothx 9 лет назад

      r2c123 you betta gettem outtaaa heree

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 9 лет назад +2

      Jon Alba
      babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @RigbyIsTheMan
      @RigbyIsTheMan 8 лет назад

      where's mah pizza?

  • @LegendarySilence
    @LegendarySilence 9 лет назад +10

    The Cinnastix part gets me everytime

  • @DrAmazing
    @DrAmazing 4 года назад +6

    I watch this again every time I order a pizza.

  • @MrZyloBelmont
    @MrZyloBelmont 10 лет назад +9

    The picture of Jim Carrey's Count Olaf on the wall. Love it.

  • @GoodFuude
    @GoodFuude Год назад +3

    every joke is funny, the comedic timing is so perfect, I have been in love with this video for so long 😭

  • @PageofLegend
    @PageofLegend 8 лет назад +5

    Sometimes it blows me away how lazy society is becoming. Like people who drive around for ten minutes to park a hundred feet closer to the store, or people who play elevator shuffle for ten minutes to go two stories up instead of just taking the damn stairs.

  • @Ichigo111293
    @Ichigo111293 10 лет назад +5

    I think it would of also have been funny if he ran out of money by the time the delivery boy came with his pepperoni pizza. :P

  • @LolaHThicc
    @LolaHThicc 10 лет назад +9

    Well there's his problem: he's using the Kinect while sitting down!

  • @mega64
    @mega64  11 лет назад +1

    We do the same amount of those skits every year as we have since 2003 and also Konami asked us to do a Castlevania segment for E3 this year back in June. Please don't blame us for you not paying attention.

  • @shiroazukifield9454
    @shiroazukifield9454 6 лет назад +3

    How come these guys aren't getting a million subscribers yet?

  • @OrreFan54
    @OrreFan54 Год назад +4

    This is one of the best and most underrated of theirs. Remember when it was brand new

  • @anti-parasocial
    @anti-parasocial 3 года назад +2

    Order up
    Grubhub
    Uber Eats
    And the best pizza place in my town uses none of that, so the phone it is
    Dialing in from 2020

  • @LucidGate72
    @LucidGate72 9 лет назад +9

    ....CinnaStix order sent

  • @AbsintheMindMatt
    @AbsintheMindMatt Год назад +4

    9 years on....still gold.
    Cinnastix

  • @foxmccloud07
    @foxmccloud07 10 лет назад +2

    And this ladies and gentleman is the reason why I hate the Xbox with their stupid Kinect. Worst peripheral ever. Btw, hilarious video.

  • @StealthyBrony
    @StealthyBrony 11 лет назад +8

    RIP Grandfathered comments' likes

    • @StealthyBrony
      @StealthyBrony 11 лет назад +3

      Also RIP Grandfathered comments' functionality in general

  • @stocchinet
    @stocchinet 6 лет назад +5

    It's been 5 years, i still laugh like the first time i saw it

  • @d00m3fanatic
    @d00m3fanatic 8 лет назад +2

    I like the part where he orders pizza

  • @greatsupper
    @greatsupper 7 лет назад +2

    Rocco looking good in his Skyward Sword costume

  • @larkydark3570
    @larkydark3570 4 месяца назад +1

    Being watching these guys since like 2007, also big fan of MGS games! Good stuff!!!
    Does somebody knows background music from this vid?)

  • @reconrenzzo7152
    @reconrenzzo7152 4 года назад +3

    7 years later and we still technically just use a phone

  • @KylerZilla
    @KylerZilla 3 года назад +5

    1:30 SHUT UP AND LISTEN

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 4 года назад +1

    This is exactly how I feel. Every restaurant wants you to use their stupid "online ordering" bullshit.
    You mean that I FINALLY can log onto my computer, navigate your shitty website, enter a bunch of personal and financial information, and receive no confirmation from an actual human being that my order has been placed at the actual store?!?! WOW!!!! THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN MAKING A PHONE CALL!!!!!

  • @MSUHitman
    @MSUHitman 3 года назад +1

    So I was totally the dork that took off work for E3 press conference day 1 year & ordered Pizza Hut from the 360 app. No Kinect though as there’s not enough room for it in my apartment.

  • @jayphangx8742
    @jayphangx8742 Месяц назад +2

    Anchovies confirmed.

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 9 лет назад +4

    or you know you could just use a controller.

  • @Kola25_97
    @Kola25_97 4 года назад +1

    How exactly does the Pizzatron work? Like if you derez you wake up in reality and you have a pizza box sitting on the table in front of you? Is that how it would work?

  • @Racmaster00
    @Racmaster00 2 месяца назад +1

    I saw a highlight of this on instagram, had to come back and watch it. Man, the editing of this video is so good. The Kinect UI is really well done

  • @DaGleese
    @DaGleese 4 года назад +1

    I woke up and just ate my cold leftover pizza from last night and this is in my recommended. Google listening in on my life confirmed.

  • @Jalapeno_sizzle
    @Jalapeno_sizzle 2 года назад +3

    One of the best Mega64 videos hands down.

  • @vampsheeVAs
    @vampsheeVAs 8 лет назад +13

    1:37 NUUA-AAHHh F-----------------

  • @theedguardian
    @theedguardian 6 месяцев назад +1

    I rewatched this while baked and it felt like watching it for the first time. 😂😂😂

  • @ReclaimerRob
    @ReclaimerRob 10 лет назад +10

    A sequel to this has to be made when the Xbox One Domino's app comes out.

  • @hadesthegod9181
    @hadesthegod9181 4 года назад +2

    One of my favorite videos on the Internet. I come back to it every few months.

  • @EddieSpaghetti555
    @EddieSpaghetti555 11 лет назад +4

    holy shit the pizzatron part

  • @savage_retard
    @savage_retard 7 лет назад +2

    ITS FUCKIN RAW!!!!!!

  • @comicalShades
    @comicalShades 11 лет назад +1

    After this and "Vine is Dead" I want more Rocco videos. These are masterpieces, please keep this up.

  • @MrFullMetalEdward
    @MrFullMetalEdward 4 года назад +1

    Did anyone actually ever use this feature? Did it work well

  • @ladambell
    @ladambell 3 года назад +2

    RAW MEAT CONFIRMED

  • @JerryBear712
    @JerryBear712 2 года назад +1

    When I first saw all the crap about metaverse this video came to mind

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 10 лет назад +27

    Rocco looks so unhealthy, if he keeps going like that he will die at 50

    • @2wongsdontmakearice588
      @2wongsdontmakearice588 10 лет назад +90

      Well if Derrick hadn't raped him....

    • @jameslarson3355
      @jameslarson3355 7 лет назад

      starfox300 He is a food influencer...would you trust a skinny food influencer I think not!

    • @oskardirlewanger6083
      @oskardirlewanger6083 6 лет назад

      starfox300 I know plenty of fat guys who lived well into their 70s and 80s.

  • @bunsenther-unit3543
    @bunsenther-unit3543 5 лет назад +1

    *Rocco has trouble playing with himself*

  • @tomux7
    @tomux7 11 лет назад +1

    never laughed so hard LOL :DDDDDDDDDD

  • @billybazilly
    @billybazilly 7 лет назад +1

    How in the hell do these guys not get as many views as so many other youtubers.... blows my mind

  • @mastergodai
    @mastergodai 5 лет назад +1

    when he slams the pizza against the wall! my sides! LOL!

  • @BanjoKazooie0
    @BanjoKazooie0 3 года назад +1

    Just got the PizzaTron shirt, its beautiful

  • @Back4Fungame
    @Back4Fungame 7 лет назад +1

    I find it highly insensitive, that Derrick has to be the pizza boy TRIGGERED

  • @slayerd357
    @slayerd357 10 лет назад +3

    Raw Meat confirmed. Gets me every time!

  • @XxGDUBxX7
    @XxGDUBxX7 10 лет назад +6

    You know we have a two for one deal, but you ordered these separately...... LOL
    1 minute later
    *Silence*
    Cinna Sticks - Order Sent.
    -Pizza guy - you know i forgot the cinna sticks
    XD

  • @mario23412
    @mario23412 10 лет назад +10

    Hello, are you in a tunnel? Am I in a tunnel? No.

  • @arikelvara
    @arikelvara 10 лет назад +3

    Wow I have the same phone in my house!

  • @jackjohnson5714
    @jackjohnson5714 11 лет назад +1

    Almost feels like a Tim and Eric sketch with the jaggin' 80's infomercial background music and Rocco's deep-characterization outfit. Simply wonderful!

  • @m4ssee
    @m4ssee 8 лет назад +2

    0:05 That's me everytime when I'm sitting in a class.

  • @AquaticMessiah
    @AquaticMessiah 7 лет назад +1

    I just realized there is a deeper meaning behind this video, it's not just saying people will order pizza by phone in the future.
    But it is saying that people don't have to tell their address because the government will go all big brother on us and our location will be revealed to everyone. Nothing will be hidden, I'm scared to live in that future.