Caffeinated Pizza Rolls: A Measured Response
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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RUclipsr @hbomberguy investigates the newly grown industry of caffeinated pizza roll industry with shocking results.
This aired as a segment during 64X 2024.
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Where did you get this
Gamer Fuel, clearly taking down the big dog.
G-Seppi's sphere of influence is both vast and savory
Slazenger Whiteshaf what is good bro
Yo where did that 350k you said you raised for kids go?
I bet it was Sobek
"everypony" fucking got me
Like a fucking flashbang
I wonder what Hbomb's favorite pony is. Mine is Rarity.
holy shit same. I was dead by the end of this thing, then that one word resurrected me and killed me again
Dashie 4 eva
Ya know, this explains why at one point at PAX West this year, I asked a friend what he was up to while we were separated and he was like "Oh, I was watching the Mega64 guys film with a plate of pizza rolls for like 20 minutes." "Why?" "I have no idea."
That's amazing
haha lulz xD that's sooooo randum!!!11
the shortest hbomberguy video yet!
the shortest hbomgerguy video so far!
Nuh uh, what about "Stan Lee Owns"?
The Tesco pancake mix short: Am I a joke to you?
More seriously, nice comment, Al2009man!
RIP Jared. I'll never forget him, even if the mega sixty forks dillweeds want to sweep you under the rug just like Big Pizza Roll. Never Forget!!!!
Auuuugh. I need a big Pizza. Auuuuuugh
The idea that a company would go absolutely off the rails on Twitter posting AI nonsense like "an elephant exploding with energy" in the face of a customer dying due to their products while saying "we invented pizza rolls" is the funniest thing I've thought about in a long time. Partially because Twitter meltdowns using AI are weirdly common now lmao
Somehow this feels like the most unhinged Mega64 video in a while. HBomb absolutely nailed the tone and pulled off Mega64's trademark faux sincerity in the face of ridiculousness lol
I think I almost died when I heard you say "Everypony".
Like how Jared's heart died when he ate those pizza rolls.
Thankfully much like ponys, death induced by consuming G-SEPPI'S Caffeinated Pizza Rolls™ isn't real.
You know big Pizza is paying for this because his lab coat is clean
epic reddit humor thanks Deadpool
Ough I need a big pizza
Imagine mocking the idea of big corporations paying for sponsored content. Wow that is crazy man you should look into what corpos actually spend their money on publicly it's not even hard
Plus it's a takedown of Small Pizza
Big Pizza too expensive for oven 5. couldnt afford the battle pass. if your awakening to the bigger picture is true then thats messedup if big pizza behind this one
how could Rooster Teeth do this
I detest the very idea behind this joke and am appalled by how funny it is.
I'm sure Tommy Tallarico is involved
His mother's very proud
Man, I loved the music he did for the G-Seppi's pepperoni rolls
unless... _it's always Joey_
@@Platitudinous9000 he trademarked the sound you make when painting the toilet bowl
yeah he he seems to be involved in every scandal
Get them in the room together squash this and make gamer warz 4, views would go ham
Cheap Ass Gamer Jared cameo is amazing.
I eagerly await for the next 4 hour hbomberguy video so this will do for now.
"This level of plagiarism has never been seen in any other industry ever."
Iilluminaughtii: In any other industry, this level of plagiarism has never before been seen.
yeah i dunno guys i think this will age like milk
*This comment was sponsored by G-Seppi's, a registered trademark of Galagger Scrimm's Corporated.*
sad milk?..
@@s_callahancaffeinated milk
I think it'll age like Jared.
Bro I thought this was a real hbomber video for the first 4 minutes lmaooo
It took me a solid minute to realize what channel this was on
"More by Mega64:" and then it fucking links to "Plagiarism and You(tube)"
I love it
Rocco looked really different in that one, and I have no idea what game they were supposed to be spoofing.
he knew what he was getting into when he went for the second roll, g-seppi's is BLAMELESS
Just watching a video about pizza rolls and the comments are all talking about social studies warriors
mega64, in a show of true neutrality, has promoted both tommy tallarico and hbomberguy. call them the switzerland of youtube
They are both lolcows I don't get it
@@soandso7443 youre a lolcow
@@soandso7443 how is a guy that exposes frauds a lolcow?
@@Togoth-oz5dgbecause the guy you're replying to is an alt-right weirdo who's favorite grifter was called out by Hbomb nearly a decade ago and they're still salty about it.
@@Togoth-oz5dg90% cause he called out someone he likes
Gallagher Scrimm is such a classic Mega64 name
Not long enough
the idea of a mere two pizza rolls killing a human being is preposterous, in fact when my very own mee-maw was lying in the hospital ravaged by old people diseases, one heroic doctor suggested replacing her medicine with G-Seppi's ® Caffeinated Pizza Rolls™ and she immediately got better, springing up from her hospital bed and started jumping around and climbing on walls like Spider-man ® it was so cool and she lived another 50 years
I am not affiliated with the honorable G-Seppi's ®corporation or any of their subsidiaries, I am simply somebody whose life was changed forever by their amazing products
They were not ordinary pizza rolls, but caffeinated ones.
didn't think a video about caffeinated pizza rolls would get a lot of people who snort bleach upset, keep up the good work mega64, proud of you for enabling this
all you have to do is hold out a barrel and the fish jump right in
I saw Jared at 64X. He was full of joy and fun. I’ll never forget what happened after he ate that pizza roll 😢
Can't stand these things. I had them and it simply made me too energized and too good at gaming. Completely ruined epic gaming sessions for me as now I can't perform at my peak without them.
Pretty weird to claim it's *your* peak when it's the rolls doing all the work.
@@elliespohr semantics - I agree it was certainly the pizza rolls putting in most of the work kinda like a ratatouille situation
Shawn looks weird in this one.
He’s Ai generated #sadday
Rip jared fogle or whatever his last name is
People in the comments still mad about Man In Cave
This is definitely the worst possible Jared related controversy a food company could encounter
when it said the video was 5:51 long i thought youtube was glitching out with an ad stopped by my blockerr
Credit to the Mega64 crew who had to edit the 5 hour video hbomb sent over into 6 mins
I had blocked out 3 hours of my schedule to watch this. Now what do I do with all this extra time???
Watch it 29 times more
0:28 how the heck did you find that nasty pizza roll video from like 2007
40 pizza roll challenge, it's still on youtube
You think Rocco didn't have it saved on his hard drive for 17 years? Come on
Seeing this guy shoveling pizza rolls again is the definition of nostalgia. Put this in the next Ghostbusters: Afterlife
R.I.P. BigMastadon
Loved his pizza rolls just a bit too much
It must be so refreshing for HBomb to be able to just make up the facts instead of spending 4 years finding them
He is beginning to relate to the conspiracy theorists he covers now lol.
That's why I stick to Pizza Bagels. When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime without the threat of imminent stimulant related death
That was the jingle for Pizza Bagels, wasn't it?
🎶 When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time
Without the risk of imminent stimulant-related death 🎶
When Seagulls on a bagel, you can eat seagulls anytime
Jared is a Tortino's paid actor to stain the good name of G-Seppi's.
Caffeinated pizza rolls is a cornerstone of the gamer breakfast and it's anti-patriotic even to consider having this discussion!
Foolish move when they could have absolutely dominated the WLW pizza roll market by making that lesbian pizza roll commerical with Kristen Stewart real. They could have thrived alongside the caffeined gamer pizza rolls. We could have had both. WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL.
Your mother must be very proud
What he doesn’t want you to know is that he’s a clout chaser trying to get his next big scoop on his dried up RUclips account. This is a hit job against G-Seppi’s and their awesome pizza rolls!
These comments are hilarious, never seen a m64 comment section like this. the brain rot is real
it might be only one person, a few of these accounts have join dates only a few days apart
culture war folk genuinely need help
@@it-s-a-mystery it’s brain rot not to appreciate a toxic and bad content creator you guys!!!
i could never sit though one of this guy's videos but all the comments here about how much mega64 meant to them and how they're leaving the patreon because of this collab are from people with no other comments in accounts that are not even 2 years old lol
@@Snooper"toxic" lmfao
Anyone complaining about hbomberguy being a "political leftist" in the comment section of a Mega64 video about caffeinated pizzarolls really needs to take a good, long look in the mirror.
His most controversial opinion is him thinking Dark Souls 2 is good
hbomberguy is just a loser, but i guess if you're still a poor loser at 30 you might find him cool
@@soundywaivyit is a good game. Frick you
"erm why are they pointing out why my hero has bad takes constantly? He said politics needs to be inserted into everything but don't let the normals find out!!"
You're legit pathetic
Why would you be mad that people are saying what his political views are? It seems like you just don't want people to talk about disliking leftists lol
“Galagger Scrimms” is an amazing name. Completely impossible to tell if it’s a Mega64 name or a Hbomb name. 10/10
If you told me 10 years ago that I'd see a Cheap Ass gamer in a video about caffeinated pizza rolls, I'd call you crazy
RIP Jared, I'm built different, I ate three rolls and learned to vibrate my molecules through walls. Incidentally, I'm stuck in the floor of my apartment, can somebody come by and feed me more G-Seppi's?
thank you mega64 for getting hbomberguy to say everypony
Why isn't this at least 3 hours long?? Hbomb really fell off, becoming lazy 😔
Wow Sean can really pull off a British accent
A 2 hour video about the Roblox oof sound, but only 5 minutes for Jared... sigh.. #woke #BidenAmerica
People calling Mega64 cringe and shit because they're not right wing magas. The best part isn't just the cope but that their earliest "cringe free" videos were built on them making people cringe with weird public prank videos.
no hbomberguy is just a toxic loser, its kinda strange they're attaching themselves to a loser like him when this video wont break 30k views tho lol
@@Snooper bro get out of the comments of this video and touch some grass
@@Snooper How is he toxic?
These comments prove that conservatives are the real snowflakes 😂
Everypony gave me fucking whiplash
This is funny but gamers would 100% buy this shit
Can confirm. Source: am gamers.
Oh for sure. If it has unsafe levels of caffeine in it that just a selling point.
Is that how 64X is pronounced?!
This is amazing
A 5 min Hbomb video? In the roaring 20s? How
"Roaring" 20s because of all the furries, innit?
Here I thought pizza rolls were for mailing.
Nah, clearly you *email* pizza rolls - sending them physically risks you hearing when they start telling you to do things.
something something webzone
are the games cheap ass if there's nobody to tell us how cheap ass the games are?
G-Seppi would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the pizza roll. Some times he would accuse elephants of being lazy, the sort of general X account that only the gamers possess and the ponies lament.
ok but WHO is that ABA cosplayer at 1:41???
I FUCKIN KNEW IT GSEPPI IS COMPROMISED
I spent 60 seconds in bewilderment listening to a British guy talk about caffeinated pizza rolls only to realize this video is from a channel I've been subscribed to for about 15 years now.
when my friends would brag about getting good deals on games i would act effeminate and say "he went to jared" and now that's over, forever.
I had 3 pizza rolls and stayed up all night defecating my brains out.
Edit: After much consideration, this was not from the pizza rolls, but from hysteria and a bad case of the Mondays. Please tell your lawyers to release my dog as I release you from any legal liability in perpetuity.
Got so entranced by the story telling I genuinely started watching this as a op ed piece that was really well edited and believed everything to be 1000% true ❤
DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY EVERYPONY IM CACKLING
"Everypony" was like a psychic shock to my system
1:52 holy fuck Sun Vulcan mentioned
nevr forget how jerrith go t me a sackboy totaku for only 3dollars, I think what happens to him with this g fuel pizza treats is tradgic and I will pray that supermega64s involvement in the crime cover ups will be brot to justice 🙏🙏
Hbomberguy doing a DaThings spliced speech portmanteau but in real time with his actual voice is one of the greatest understated jokes ever
I’m going back to Totino’s. I’m Totino the Pizza Boy.
You can keep all that corporate bs Galagger Scrimm's, I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's!
#FreeJared
Reminder that mega64 has all of the industry connections and we'll never know how or why.
If they combine forces with RedLetterMedia they'll have a stranglehold on all of media as we know it
Mega64 is your favorite RUclipsrs RUclipsr. That's why.
There's your annual HBomb video everybody
Since when can HBomberGuy make a video shorter than one hour? This seems sus af.
Is this the trailer to the 4 hour version?
It's my right as an American to eat the Pizza Rolls that kill you instantly
That "everypony" was rancid.
Guys, call it a hunch, but I dont think we're getting a new Gamer Warz.
So, I guess the intent was to address that they still did a video with Tommy Tallarico.
Honestly, I respect that.
But I don't know if Tommy's mom would be proud of this :/
Having the actual hbomberguy read this fucking insane stupid script in the same way he talks in his actual videos is probably one of the funniest things you could ever do
having no context, I completely bought this right up until he said "X, formerly twitter", which is something real people NEVER say unironically
I’m hungry
Hearing someone out of nowhere just causally use the word “everypony” in 2024 hits like a fucking burlap sack full of bricks
This is high art
Looking at the comments I now understand why Harry doesn't interact on social media much. The conservatives feewings are still so sore because of that time he decimated their RUclips presence. We believe in you, Harry.
To be frank. It seems to be just one or a harassment campaign of only a couple of people with alt accounts. As soon as they ran out of them, their support completely seized. That means they never had any to begin with. They just wanted to exploit DIP by having a lot of "people" say the same thing.
@@enjoshi-godrez8775what's DIP?
Thank you gbombeydude. This story needed to come to light. Those freaks at 64X are going to have to answer for this!
I was not expecting an AI generated picture of Dr. Kevorkian eating pizza rolls, holy shit lmao
mega sixty forks
Finally, hbomberguy in 5 minutes
RIP Jared, you'll be getting me Sun Vulcan deals in the sky
Slipping in every pony got me laughing liking and commenting on the same stretch of freeway where I drove inebriated during the 420 stream, which is where Keanu Reeves car broke down in a stoner animated movie
Murder? Yeah that's a bit naughty, but PLAGIARISM? TO THE GALLOWS WITH THEM
I'm not sure what the hell I just watched but it was very funny
They should get Mr. Plinkett involved in this so it becomes the ultimate crossover.
2:01 Holy shit he's playing ANTONBLAST!!! I'm in that game!!!
He WAS, but never will again...
It always briefly stops being unhinged so I forget it's not actually a serious three hour video-essay and then I get hit with "everypony"
See this is why I only eat alcoholic hot pockets
Best part is I clicked on this not realising it was a Mega64 upload so I spent the first 5 minutes of the video totally convinced this was a new hbomberguy takedown of some shady business practices I wasn't aware of
I unironically would try this. If they can put weed into food, they can put caffeine into food! Also, the repeated "X formerly Twitter" kept making me laugh. The delivery on that joke killed me
Seriously why isnt this real?
America really letting me down
If he ate two it’s his own fault, you’re only supposed to eat 1, galagar scrims is a lovely company and Jared should roll up or shut up if he was alive
Wait this is what pizza rolls looks like ? I always thought they where like small calzones that you'd eat like a sandwich 😮 instead they are like, bite-sized deep fried ?