Murder Drones Training Video

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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
  • J IS FINALLY A PLUSH and NEW Corporate Murder Drones items just dropped! 👉murderdrones.store/
    All funds raised go towards the production of the next and final episode of Murder Drones
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  • @GLITCH
    @GLITCH  Месяц назад +7987

    J IS FINALLY A PLUSH and NEW Corporate Murder Drones items just dropped!👉 murderdrones.store/
    All funds raised go towards the production of the next and final episode of Murder Drones ❤

  • @Yagsterr
    @Yagsterr Месяц назад +14549

    Funny how J has more screentime here than in most of the episodes shes in.

    • @gegloos6837
      @gegloos6837 Месяц назад +197

      Justice for J (it would be Yeggcellent)

    • @LogicDoesStuff
      @LogicDoesStuff Месяц назад +106

      A 2nd, *real* reply.
      J needs more screen time.
      (Seriously, these bots need to stop.)

    • @renusharma-xz2sv
      @renusharma-xz2sv Месяц назад +38

      Weed

    • @x_pian0
      @x_pian0 Месяц назад

      @@PARKY2024”3 subscribers”

    • @YourLocalVisaCard
      @YourLocalVisaCard Месяц назад +31

      Fourth real reply, why is the third comment just *WEED* 😭
      Also 👌

  • @punkshotgun3421
    @punkshotgun3421 Месяц назад +19107

    I like how Glitch's way of selling plushies is making a commercial that just throws them around everywhere

    • @mehmetozdemir4709
      @mehmetozdemir4709 Месяц назад +76

      Huh 😮

    • @-Fisure-
      @-Fisure- Месяц назад +50

      fr

    • @AlphaTheorists
      @AlphaTheorists Месяц назад +41

      My parents said, If I reached 1k subs, I'll get a professional camera, I'm literally begging, begging guys...

    • @rhossilybay
      @rhossilybay Месяц назад +17

      Bro why is every one spamming the same theng

    • @A_really_cool_noob
      @A_really_cool_noob Месяц назад +13

      @Zirerarwhoever is writing this crap is just a fat discord mod lol

  • @johnnymccraze
    @johnnymccraze 23 дня назад +409

    Glitch has perfected the art of advertising.

  • @AngelDustandCherriBomb
    @AngelDustandCherriBomb 24 дня назад +252

    I love how N got ABUSED in the intro 😂😂😂

  • @frigentus
    @frigentus Месяц назад +4852

    Come to think of it, J getting more screentime in a commercial than in the series is EXACTLY what she would''ve wanted.

    • @foxygamerbak1539
      @foxygamerbak1539 Месяц назад

      sending an actual reply before those stupid (no brane, life, father, fame, or bitches) bots start flooding this reply spot

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 Месяц назад +136

      Leaving this here to hopefully deter bots.
      If this comment gets 700 replies, just know I tried to save it...
      Edit: it appears The Powers That Be have smited all of the bots. But let it be known that, in the midst of conflict, I was there to slow the onslaught. The many replies and comments lost to The Bots will not be forgotten. o7

    • @starfox5352
      @starfox5352 Месяц назад

      ​@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364yay

    • @Yokiwwi
      @Yokiwwi Месяц назад +20

      Porque esta ocupada haciendo esto 🗿

    • @endermengalaxy4221
      @endermengalaxy4221 Месяц назад +58

      ​@@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPreported for misinformation

  • @0..N
    @0..N Месяц назад +5527

    NO STOP WITH ETERNAL DREAM MY HEART IS DIEING

    • @X.wingedwolf.X
      @X.wingedwolf.X Месяц назад +19

      HELPP

    • @thepurplestreak5590
      @thepurplestreak5590 Месяц назад +3

      Couldn't have said it better myself

    • @gavinhoffman2285
      @gavinhoffman2285 Месяц назад +2

      NOO! BOTS!

    • @user-wh5uu7ge3s
      @user-wh5uu7ge3s Месяц назад

      ​@@UTTP_Arrest_Murder_DronesTHEY LITERALLY DID, DUMBASS + YOU ONLY HAVE ONE VIDEO IN YOUR CHANNEL + I WISH YOUR WOULD NEVER EXISTED

    • @user-wh5uu7ge3s
      @user-wh5uu7ge3s Месяц назад

      ​@PARKY2024 THEY LITERALLY DID, DUMBASS + YOU ONLY HAVE ONE VIDEO IN YOUR CHANNEL + I WISH YOUR WOULD NEVER EXISTED

  • @melsgamingsessions8371
    @melsgamingsessions8371 21 день назад +107

    "We dont know what it is, but we do know it's been proven 100% effective, 20% of the time!" *the place proceeds to blow up*

  • @dxisy178
    @dxisy178 26 дней назад +48

    "And wiwi!" Had me cackling for some reason-

  • @colleenschilling5682
    @colleenschilling5682 Месяц назад +4077

    Got to love the fact that this is more screen time J has gotten than in the actual show

    • @Midway_cursor
      @Midway_cursor Месяц назад

      ​@@UTTPbombeiro hey man shut up

    • @Midway_cursor
      @Midway_cursor Месяц назад +39

      ​@@UTTPbombeironegative

    • @Midway_cursor
      @Midway_cursor Месяц назад +16

      ​@@UTTPbombeirook

    • @SelentGD
      @SelentGD Месяц назад +65

      It's surprising that bots haven't spammed everything in this comment yet.

    • @matteopassi3852
      @matteopassi3852 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@Midway_cursor it's a bot

  • @muixc
    @muixc Месяц назад +3300

    "Personally repulsed and legally excited" is exactly how I feel at my job.

  • @SerialDesiginationN-vu7vh
    @SerialDesiginationN-vu7vh 16 дней назад +38

    0:00
    I love when N sings can you set me free

  • @RedbearRickyYT
    @RedbearRickyYT 25 дней назад +48

    The drawings of J and V just make me laugh.

  • @tiagogamer04
    @tiagogamer04 Месяц назад +1184

    Not N singing eternal dream 💀
    Im about to cry

    • @Tiger10002
      @Tiger10002 Месяц назад +19

      My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging !!!!

    • @thatgothcat
      @thatgothcat Месяц назад +2

      Same here

    • @axolotlmaster9184
      @axolotlmaster9184 Месяц назад

      @@Tiger10002ok buddy

    • @UnKnown-xl1iy
      @UnKnown-xl1iy Месяц назад +5

      my man is getting the V flashbacks
      don’t worry pal, im sure shes alive

    • @Rafacolon4
      @Rafacolon4 29 дней назад +1

      @@Tiger10002no worries tiger you only got 8K to go!

  • @TheKnightmare9
    @TheKnightmare9 Месяц назад +1364

    It's kinda wholesome seeing J teaching us on how to work in a abusive workplace. (she was so kind to)

    • @victormagan6843
      @victormagan6843 Месяц назад +11

      What abusive, no way

    • @ZajeXD55
      @ZajeXD55 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPliar, your content is goofy ahh

    • @TheKnightmare9
      @TheKnightmare9 Месяц назад +2

      @@ZajeXD55 I hate how bots spam comments :(

    • @ZajeXD55
      @ZajeXD55 Месяц назад +2

      @@TheKnightmare9 same

    • @ZajeXD55
      @ZajeXD55 Месяц назад +1

      @@JVoiceActorDoxByUTTP liar

  • @Uzi_93.5
    @Uzi_93.5 23 дня назад +23

    BECAUSE THEY DON'T HELP N!!
    Poor little N, he is always the one who always suffers

  • @aoimitsuki9873
    @aoimitsuki9873 22 дня назад +28

    Just got my J plushie, and i gotta say it was the best thing ive ever bought! I love her! Thank you JC Jenson!

  • @randomrobloxytaround
    @randomrobloxytaround Месяц назад +490

    J getting the screentime and N singing The dead end ending soundtrack is what makes this video perfect

  • @johnisaak5132
    @johnisaak5132 Месяц назад +603

    “Personally repulsed and legally excited” is an amazing set of words right there

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Месяц назад +28

      "I hate my job because my co-workers give my ego a reality check."
      • J, probably 😂

    • @ratchetmurderdrone
      @ratchetmurderdrone Месяц назад +3

      REPORT THE BOTS UNTIL THEY START SPAMMING

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Месяц назад

      @@ratchetmurderdrone *stop?

    • @mobaudience19739
      @mobaudience19739 Месяц назад +5

      It’s just like “made with all the love I’m legally allowed to give” 😂

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Месяц назад +2

      @@mobaudience19739 I bet Bubble would get along great with J. XD

  • @maddiearci7687
    @maddiearci7687 5 дней назад +5

    J’s my favorite, so I’m completely and absolutely flabbergasted at the fact they made a J plush

  • @copperdingus759
    @copperdingus759 20 дней назад +8

    The only time I'd ever wanna hug J.
    As that little drawing thing or as the confused drawing at the end. :D

  • @CX7thetherapist
    @CX7thetherapist Месяц назад +1740

    This is absolutely hilarious and completely on-brand for J. Imagine if more companies did this.

    • @outerheaven4384
      @outerheaven4384 Месяц назад +29

      Never seen this many bots on a RUclips channel, jesus Christ!

    • @CX7thetherapist
      @CX7thetherapist Месяц назад +30

      @@outerheaven4384 Jokes on them, they’re boosting the algorithm and making more people see this video.

    • @RJS2003
      @RJS2003 Месяц назад

      ​​@@outerheaven4384 This comment section is easily. _EASILY._ Thee WORST I've seen these bots. EVER. Nothing else even comes close. I'm so fucking pissed off just looking at the comment section right now. Nobody can even have BASIC CONVERSATIONS.
      *_T H E S E B O T S A R E F U C K I N G E V E R Y W H E R E ._*
      *_Y O U T U B E , F U C K I N G D O S O M E T H I N G ._*

    • @beckettgilmour2944
      @beckettgilmour2944 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@CX7thetherapistdudes have no Idea what their doing 💀

    • @yousseftamer4943
      @yousseftamer4943 Месяц назад +7

      Report them. Report as many as you can!

  • @RandomLuna13
    @RandomLuna13 Месяц назад +849

    "Everyone makes mistakes... Except me😌"
    Such an Icon

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 Месяц назад +7

      Wth happened here

    • @florianbellune5493
      @florianbellune5493 Месяц назад +8

      Way too many bots here at once

    • @amogus_sus_YT
      @amogus_sus_YT Месяц назад +7

      Wow, this guy now have holes in control c and v keys💀

    • @nyanfox4754
      @nyanfox4754 Месяц назад +8

      Congratulations! You made it to the end of the bot chain :D

    • @talonsandtails501
      @talonsandtails501 Месяц назад +6

      I pray for you, poor commentator who’s gotten spammed with 700+ bot replies

  • @J.number1_fan
    @J.number1_fan 25 дней назад +10

    I am insanely in love with J

  • @LProducts45
    @LProducts45 12 дней назад +4

    Thank you for releasing this video. I've been needing to know how to train one of these things for a while now!

  • @user-hu7bj9zc6n
    @user-hu7bj9zc6n Месяц назад +800

    POOR N😭😭😭

  • @Ded_is_not_availible
    @Ded_is_not_availible Месяц назад +819

    V: "N's doing great, he's got this."
    N: *sets everything on fire on accident*

    • @UnKnown-xl1iy
      @UnKnown-xl1iy Месяц назад +18

      N needs more love and care❤, he’s too innocent to deal with the control😔

    • @BlackSago_
      @BlackSago_ Месяц назад +22

      He just loves doing anything

    • @cojosox8211
      @cojosox8211 Месяц назад +9

      @@BlackSago_he said so himself.

    • @adamakestuff
      @adamakestuff Месяц назад

      @@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPretard

    • @kevinomeeper
      @kevinomeeper Месяц назад +7

      ​@@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPdude your content ain't better the only video on your channel isn't even yours😭

  • @Stressed_N
    @Stressed_N 11 дней назад +5

    Just ordered the N plush yesterday, exited for it's arrival

  • @raaz1707
    @raaz1707 13 дней назад +4

    Thank you J! I’ll make sure to implant this at my work!

  • @DoodleDaFox
    @DoodleDaFox Месяц назад +1526

    "Wouldn't want to mix it up with someone else's and risk them seeing your OCs"
    what could possibly be worse than that

  • @Cloud_the_great
    @Cloud_the_great Месяц назад +794

    I love how we’re such a dedicated fandom that we will WILLINGLY watch an ad for a product ( in my case more than once ) and will enjoy it.

    • @Cloud_the_great
      @Cloud_the_great Месяц назад +46

      Replying to my own comment before the bots ALL OVER the comment section get to me 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃✨✨✨✨✨✨👍

    • @Yuki_shiro07
      @Yuki_shiro07 Месяц назад +7

      Nice 👌👌

    • @XiaFall443
      @XiaFall443 Месяц назад +14

      Nah fr idek what is happening at thiis point ✋😭

    • @user-tg1gy1lm8w
      @user-tg1gy1lm8w Месяц назад +20

      For real. I already saw this on instagram and now I’m watching it again, and it’s probably not going to be the last time.

    • @bruh_moment2833
      @bruh_moment2833 Месяц назад +20

      That’s what happens when the ad is actually good

  • @ABS0LUT3UZ1
    @ABS0LUT3UZ1 22 дня назад +6

    Hey glitch! Me and my friends here. we just spent 249$ and 88 cents since we were feeling a bit silly…we’re in massive debt

  • @ZL33PY
    @ZL33PY 27 дней назад +4

    Love this training video so much 😭😭

  • @NarujenReacts
    @NarujenReacts Месяц назад +843

    This is...exactly the kind of ad I'd expect from J, and it's glorious. 🤣 The "Wiwi" line frickin' killed me. Whoever did the writing for this ad needs a raise.

    • @lukacrouch1165
      @lukacrouch1165 Месяц назад +37

      So real, trying not to die laughing in the middle of school

  • @user-bi7bm1pj6q
    @user-bi7bm1pj6q Месяц назад +684

    "We don't know what it is, but we do know it's been proven 100% effective
    20% of the time!"

    • @johnisaak5132
      @johnisaak5132 Месяц назад +47

      “Cave Johnson, we’re done here.”

    • @zaidioothman2720
      @zaidioothman2720 Месяц назад +2

      That's useless

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@zaidioothman2720
      That's supposed to be the punchline that doesn't need explaining, dingus! 😂

    • @reaperofnight123
      @reaperofnight123 Месяц назад

      @@trumediamix1 you mean "r/wooosh"??

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Месяц назад

      @@reaperofnight123 Yes..

  • @DapperN
    @DapperN 25 дней назад +10

    J why have you forsaken me

    • @xXDoodl3D3monXx
      @xXDoodl3D3monXx 20 дней назад

      DAPPER N WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET WITH UZIIII

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 14 дней назад

      DAPPER N DAPPER N DAPPER N DAPPER N

  • @plagueofmoths
    @plagueofmoths 4 дня назад +1

    This is the only advertisement style I will actually sit through. Lore is everywhere and I will learn ALL OF IT

  • @Jgm101music
    @Jgm101music Месяц назад +675

    2:01 “I loove doing anything😂😂”
    N always does his best to stay positive around them and I love it

  • @Ima_Potatoe-hb6hp
    @Ima_Potatoe-hb6hp Месяц назад +348

    I love how J doesn’t give a crap about N in agony 😂

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Месяц назад +1

      my farts are better than Glitch’s farts 💨

    • @V_haunting_in_the_comments
      @V_haunting_in_the_comments Месяц назад +5

      That’s cannon

    • @Ur_Gurl_J0s13
      @Ur_Gurl_J0s13 Месяц назад

      Oop

    • @gerardcdj1986
      @gerardcdj1986 Месяц назад

      WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH}AND ALSO

    • @D1ss4ss3mblyTri0L3ader
      @D1ss4ss3mblyTri0L3ader Месяц назад

      I love myself

  • @Murder_dronesN264
    @Murder_dronesN264 11 дней назад +3

    Yaaaay the J plush is here yippeeee💛💛!!!

  • @Lennonzarts
    @Lennonzarts 21 день назад +5

    I love the way glitch sells merch 😭🙏

  • @AmIDusty420
    @AmIDusty420 Месяц назад +269

    '100% effective 20% of the time' is officially my favourite quote ever lol

    • @someone6531
      @someone6531 Месяц назад

      ​@@UTTP_Arrest_Murder_Drones Even feces would taste better than your groups' very existence.

    • @someone6531
      @someone6531 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@UTTP_Arrest_Murder_Drones Even watching grass grow is more exciting & better than watching your content.

    • @Blitzdo
      @Blitzdo Месяц назад +1

      ​@UTTP_Arrest_Murder_Drones Are you on high on kerosene, or are you just that much of a zombie? I would rather watch a snail traverse a street

  • @420jw
    @420jw Месяц назад +386

    Anybody Else find it Adorable how V gave N the genuine vote of confidence when he wasn't Around?

    • @bellebelle5758
      @bellebelle5758 18 дней назад +1

      Vote or dote?

    • @420jw
      @420jw 18 дней назад +2

      ​@@bellebelle5758 "Vote of Confidence" is a phrase I've heard used in various media. I could elaborate if you wish :D

    • @LukiKruki
      @LukiKruki 16 дней назад +1

      Are you sure about that? Maybe that was a sarcasm?

    • @420jw
      @420jw 16 дней назад

      @@LukiKruki Quite sure
      I've had to learn how to Detect Sarcasm and I'm positive that wasn't it 👌

  • @Shadowthedrone
    @Shadowthedrone 15 дней назад +3

    BEST THING I'VE EVER WATCHED

  • @StrawberryGamer-gk2jk
    @StrawberryGamer-gk2jk 4 дня назад +1

    I need episode 8 this amazing!

  • @JoRocco123
    @JoRocco123 29 дней назад +229

    “It’s been proven 100% effective, 20% of the time.” -J 2024

  • @sarahcarter4449
    @sarahcarter4449 28 дней назад +355

    V: "N's doing breaches got this."
    N: " I love doing anything."

  • @jthejaguar6888
    @jthejaguar6888 24 дня назад +1

    OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS... i need to show this to my Friends. XD

  • @Justsun23
    @Justsun23 День назад

    I love how N is singing the music from the end of episode 6

  • @Ayden767
    @Ayden767 Месяц назад +424

    N singing Eternal Dream bringing me back to V’s sacrifice, he must really miss her 😢.

    • @G0THK1TTY00
      @G0THK1TTY00 Месяц назад +18

      Fr💔💔
      (Definitely not me crying with my n Plush)

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 Месяц назад

      I love being able to read replies

  • @V_haunting_in_the_comments
    @V_haunting_in_the_comments Месяц назад +409

    I love how J sounds so kind. This is the only scene where we saw her happy. She is literally the sweetest deep down

  • @UnofficialGreenie
    @UnofficialGreenie 26 дней назад

    Thanks a lot, i couldn't make it alive without this trainee video

  • @aprilmlmbarnes3127
    @aprilmlmbarnes3127 14 дней назад

    this was amazing.

  • @RacknRuinGame
    @RacknRuinGame Месяц назад +203

    One thing that I find funny is that Jcjenson pens are given out among the Murder Drones, this means that either Cyn makes pens or has bought out all of Jcjenson’s pens

  • @marontheincubus3917
    @marontheincubus3917 Месяц назад +559

    I feel like J sounding so much nicer here is because shes operating under the assumption that this video is gonna be shown to humans and not drones

    • @pernakperniku6106
      @pernakperniku6106 Месяц назад +6

      Ok?

    • @pernakperniku6106
      @pernakperniku6106 Месяц назад +2

      Ok?

    • @suhanarafit6121
      @suhanarafit6121 Месяц назад

      ​@@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPStfu he has much more views and subscribers than you plus skibidi is for kids and cringe and you're here to say that you're better in your dreams mf

    • @neekoconvair320
      @neekoconvair320 Месяц назад +14

      These bots are killing me bro😭😭

    • @jamesli550
      @jamesli550 29 дней назад +3

      for goodness sake they are back

  • @CirclyOfficial
    @CirclyOfficial 20 дней назад +1

    "Everyone makes mistakes"
    Such beautiful word I heard 57 times

  • @user-db1mw8sl2q
    @user-db1mw8sl2q 17 дней назад

    glitch I love watching murder drones episode 8 is gonna be worth it.

  • @Cataclyscerator
    @Cataclyscerator Месяц назад +223

    I love how every time N appears on tape, it's just him suffering😭

    • @IVY_Officalchannl8
      @IVY_Officalchannl8 Месяц назад

      ​​​@@UTTP_Arrest_Murder_DronesWHO ASKED+STFU GLITCH IS BETTER

    • @Sinoh-
      @Sinoh- Месяц назад +3

      1 NOBODY CARES BOT

    • @meowymeowz3948
      @meowymeowz3948 Месяц назад +1

      please
      please say that there will be more survivors than just you

    • @pernakperniku6106
      @pernakperniku6106 Месяц назад

      Guys, Is probably fine my plushie in disapear to. Pls be respect on people

    • @RajaRajendra-ew8id
      @RajaRajendra-ew8id Месяц назад

      ​@@UTTP_Arrest_Murder_Droneswho asked

  • @ReZed77
    @ReZed77 Месяц назад +349

    0:01 "Can you set me free , will you T- AAAAAAHHHH" most common words i ever heard

    • @DestruoTheWithered
      @DestruoTheWithered Месяц назад +8

      I'm crying....

    • @trumediamix1
      @trumediamix1 Месяц назад +13

      [Throws the plushie down a flight of stairs]

    • @AnAnonymousEditor
      @AnAnonymousEditor Месяц назад +4

      Honestly that part of Eternal Dream sounds like Giant Woman from Steven Universe
      "Can you set me free, will you turn into a giant woman" hahaha

    • @FiatMultipla
      @FiatMultipla Месяц назад +7

      @@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPYou like Skibidi Toilet. You don’t get an opinion

    • @ILikeAnyFandom
      @ILikeAnyFandom Месяц назад

      @@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPshut the heck up

  • @BACMemesandRoblox
    @BACMemesandRoblox 26 дней назад +3

    RUclipsr’s promo: ✨ shiny ✨
    Glitch’s promo: Y E E T

  • @WingsTheWolf
    @WingsTheWolf 27 дней назад

    I am 100% using that line “It works 100% 20% of the time!”

  • @surelywolf2268
    @surelywolf2268 Месяц назад +325

    Hearing J Say Wiwi Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Heard All Week

  • @beauhenry5309
    @beauhenry5309 Месяц назад +428

    Man I wish J was a bigger character, absolutely love how much personality she was given here

    • @bzrklarz4295
      @bzrklarz4295 Месяц назад +2

      THE BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER, HOLD YOUR POSITIONS MEN!

    • @laithanmedina1686
      @laithanmedina1686 Месяц назад +1

      Bro BOTS!

    • @nightwalker9875
      @nightwalker9875 Месяц назад +4

      Holy cow, this is the most bots I have ever seen in one comment. I am so sorry for your notifications

    • @outerheaven4384
      @outerheaven4384 Месяц назад +1

      These bots are insane!

    • @outerheaven4384
      @outerheaven4384 Месяц назад +1

      @@nightwalker9875 this is wild bruh

  • @Aby_Darsis
    @Aby_Darsis 24 дня назад +1

    I crying for N, hes the best, whyyyyyy 😭

  • @marioshadjigeorgiou608
    @marioshadjigeorgiou608 День назад

    This and the N dog video are the best ways glitch has sold merch before, have a nice day.

  • @StarhangerYT
    @StarhangerYT Месяц назад +421

    Probably the best commercial I've ever seen. This should become the new standard on making merch for shows.

    • @TheFunniestJoke
      @TheFunniestJoke Месяц назад +25

      yay no bots yet

    • @danial7050
      @danial7050 Месяц назад +8

      Just report the bot if u see them

    • @kokichiouma1148
      @kokichiouma1148 Месяц назад

      If I report 1 bot, don't they all go away?
      Cause I've seen comments with 600+ bots, and I'm not sitting there clicking report on 700 bots​@@danial7050

    • @eahan1
      @eahan1 Месяц назад

      @@danial7050yknow…
      RUclips does not do anything with reports

    • @ItsKrystalRBX
      @ItsKrystalRBX Месяц назад +10

      @@TheFunniestJoke spoke too soon.

  • @lucashall2013
    @lucashall2013 Месяц назад +125

    When N was just singing, and then just fell down the stairs was actually so funny I don’t know why

  • @teecheanggraheni5593
    @teecheanggraheni5593 21 день назад +2

    1:24 make sure you had the proto in hand at all times *proto model just floats to space*

  • @rockitsaphire7446
    @rockitsaphire7446 14 дней назад

    THE JC JENSON PEN CLICKS R SO SATISFYING

  • @rylzafable3242
    @rylzafable3242 Месяц назад +228

    In 2:00 when N saying i love doing anything is such great callback to ep.1 pilot

  • @adriel7807
    @adriel7807 Месяц назад +258

    1:53 it's good hear V again😭

  • @drlarrymitchell
    @drlarrymitchell 19 дней назад

    i love how the beginning was literally just N getting mangled, feels on brand in a way

  • @hiimleon6246
    @hiimleon6246 25 дней назад

    N singing eternal dream before falling down the stairs is not something I knew I needed.

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean Месяц назад +648

    "Personally repulsed and legally excited"
    Customer service at its finest

    • @99xdxd99
      @99xdxd99 Месяц назад +30

      @@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPme when I have no father figure so I have to resort to spamming the same shit on every single comment

    • @Chase4296
      @Chase4296 Месяц назад +14

      @@99xdxd99 STOP REPLYING TO THEM, PLEASE

    • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
      @SamiTheAnxiousBean Месяц назад +2

      @@Chase4296 why? it's not like they're gonna do anything

    • @AusterEngineer
      @AusterEngineer Месяц назад +8

      @@SamiTheAnxiousBeanwhen you reply to a bot comment RUclips thinks it’s a valid comment and will take ages to ban them

    • @theonlythings1161
      @theonlythings1161 Месяц назад +3

      Jesus Christ what's with the massive bot comments appearing outnof nowhere

  • @PapaDragon08
    @PapaDragon08 Месяц назад +328

    Poor N, he loves doing anything, especially situations risking his own life.

  • @TuckerFamily-2023
    @TuckerFamily-2023 21 день назад +4

    I'm tOtAlLy nOt addicted to murder drones

  • @cat_with_a_witch_hat
    @cat_with_a_witch_hat 15 дней назад

    0:40 did DaThings do these logos? This feels like something they’d do lol
    Great work as always!!

  • @Cookies20055
    @Cookies20055 Месяц назад +564

    The start was so funny😂😂😂😂 im laughing my a-s 😂😂

  • @ethejumper6568
    @ethejumper6568 Месяц назад +1181

    0:53 Scenario 1: Misplaced Personal Items
    1:12 Scenario 2: Quality Assurance
    1:36 Scenario 3: Delegation
    2:04 Scenario 4: P R A Y

    • @Nori_dosentlikemurderdrones
      @Nori_dosentlikemurderdrones Месяц назад +49

      We don't know what it is but it's proven 100% effective 20% of the time - J I love Jay but hate Jay at the same time

    • @fudgen.a1249
      @fudgen.a1249 Месяц назад +13

      Thank you.

    • @-Goofyrio.
      @-Goofyrio. Месяц назад +4

      ​@@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal no.

    • @kattyani
      @kattyani Месяц назад +3

      @@UTTPGeneralOrangeno.

    • @Aidaa-tc2os
      @Aidaa-tc2os Месяц назад

      STOP SPAMMING!! IT WON'T MAKE YOU FAMOUS, ONLY MAKES PEOPLE ANGRY AND HATE YOU MORE!! AND MURDER DRONES IS FROM A WHOLE ASS PRODUCTION TEAM AND YOU GUYS JUST DO GAMING!!

  • @Veryspecialat
    @Veryspecialat 27 дней назад

    Oh my goodness, they just foreshadowed the existence of a new character with serial designation C

  • @user-dj4pl5nc8m
    @user-dj4pl5nc8m 18 дней назад

    Ty for the training video😊❤

  • @Obsessed_With_All_Cartoons
    @Obsessed_With_All_Cartoons Месяц назад +323

    "We don't know what it is, but we do know that its been proven 100% effective.. 20% of the time!"
    Love this! I can't wait for the final episode!

  • @mushmellow27
    @mushmellow27 27 дней назад

    J said “And potentially ending the world” in the most cheerful tone ever

  • @itzrosielizzyheart
    @itzrosielizzyheart 15 дней назад

    Just pre-ordered the JCJenson pen! So excited to get it and show my friend who is for some reason obsessed with branded pens in episode (wait what episode was it again?).

  • @pwuffeyroblox4565
    @pwuffeyroblox4565 Месяц назад +908

    Thank you, I really wanted to work at a company that will bring the end to everything I’ve ever loved, not restricted to earth.
    Maybe if I work hard enough I’ll get the coupon that lets me stay alive for 20% longer!
    Sick, thanks J!

    • @Tiger10002
      @Tiger10002 Месяц назад +1

      My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging !!!!

    • @UtubeGorillaPolice
      @UtubeGorillaPolice Месяц назад

      WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH{|[

    • @UtubeGorillaPolice
      @UtubeGorillaPolice Месяц назад

      WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH$&

    • @UtubeGorillaPolice
      @UtubeGorillaPolice Месяц назад

      WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH+

    • @UtubeGorillaPolice
      @UtubeGorillaPolice Месяц назад

      WHO‎ ASKED‎ +‎ MY‎ CONTENT‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THАN ALL GLITCH AND MURDER DRONES FANDOM
      UTTP‎ IS‎ WAY‎ BETTER‎ THAN‎ MURDER DRONЕS AND GLITCH{%!

  • @Uzidoorman01
    @Uzidoorman01 Месяц назад +71

    The fact that Uzi 😊is praying to herself😂

  • @Trash-Fox
    @Trash-Fox 15 дней назад

    I’m happy this probably means that there will be more episodes of MD 😭

  • @EPS1LON11NotFound
    @EPS1LON11NotFound 15 дней назад +1

    "And Wiwi"
    Me : "can you stop saying wee wee?"

  • @megustalegomonkiekid666
    @megustalegomonkiekid666 Месяц назад +93

    "¡Did i just make a mistake!" I love J so much.

    • @Jaxpomedit
      @Jaxpomedit Месяц назад +1

      ​@@SkibiditoiIetyesyes_UTTPWho asked for you to said? Nobody

  • @Hypno_the_dino
    @Hypno_the_dino Месяц назад +446

    J MADE A MISTAKE :0
    (We totally never expected that she totally never makes mistakes)

  • @RedbearRickyYT
    @RedbearRickyYT 22 дня назад

    I cannot wait for Episode 8. I wonder if N goes Berserk, as far as he knows, everyone he cares about is gone.

  • @Lillys_gachaworld
    @Lillys_gachaworld 23 дня назад

    Im so excited for episode 8🎉🎉🎉

  • @DannysSunf10w3rs
    @DannysSunf10w3rs Месяц назад +219

    The “can you set me free” AT THE START WAS BRUTAL

  • @millsethesans853
    @millsethesans853 28 дней назад +96

    N can not stop getting hurt
    V probably somewhere
    J having a panic attack about being perfect

    • @Ravensfan482
      @Ravensfan482 16 дней назад +1

      V had her voice AI cloned 💀

  • @wildpawztherian1
    @wildpawztherian1 25 дней назад

    How come glitch always knows how to bright up my day😂

  • @Raged_Godzilla_Ultima
    @Raged_Godzilla_Ultima Месяц назад +97

    "I-I LOVE DOING ANYTHING 😭😭😭" - N's famous last words.

    • @S3RIAL4N
      @S3RIAL4N Месяц назад +1

      YES.

    • @ciqeyla288
      @ciqeyla288 Месяц назад

      bro your content is trash

    • @virochsirprapat2706
      @virochsirprapat2706 29 дней назад

      ​@@ihatemurderdrones666 if you hate murder drones just don't watch them. Why are you here?

    • @virochsirprapat2706
      @virochsirprapat2706 29 дней назад

      ​@@ihatemurderdrones666 if you hate murder drones just don't watch them. Why are you here?

  • @zoed2741
    @zoed2741 Месяц назад +206

    The “Zippity Zip-Zip Biggies” had me crying from laughter

    • @Ms.CircleXD
      @Ms.CircleXD 24 дня назад +2

      FRFR 😂😂😂😂

    • @drlarrymitchell
      @drlarrymitchell 19 дней назад +3

      Wiwi is my favorite product from them by far tho

  • @this_guy_is_skull_emoji
    @this_guy_is_skull_emoji 22 дня назад +2

    J: *makes a mistake*
    Also J: *implodes*

  • @SplatMack
    @SplatMack 25 дней назад

    “Happy to be here.”
    - Maintenance Worker Ackerman, Clearance LVL1

  • @Kyunx_2150
    @Kyunx_2150 Месяц назад +1045

    N SINGING ETERNAL DREAM BROKE MY HEART OMG-
    EDIT: HEARING V’S VOICE AGAIN IN A NEW VIDEO- THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG DX
    EDIT 2: OMG- 1K LIKES… MOM IM FAMOUS

    • @Tiger10002
      @Tiger10002 Месяц назад +7

      My parents said if I hit 20k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging !!!!

    • @Churchsail
      @Churchsail Месяц назад

      😭

    • @El_gran_tv_man
      @El_gran_tv_man Месяц назад

      Por N