"When I first saw a snake and a tree battle to the death, I thought I was seeing things, a trick of the light...or that strange-looking mushroom I ate..." And... "Remember, snakes are as afraid of YOU as we are afraid of Ranger Gord." Why can't Americans write stuff this good?
"why can't Americans write stuff this good", that line had absolutely no place here, right out of left field, there is no right way to respond to that.
Just saw a tire from a previous episode at least I think I did... "I Love Trudy" just saw the I LOVE part on the wall at the end and it reminded me of that scene from one of the handyman's corner
That moment you realize it's best to just try to like Harold and keep your fingers crossed that someday ranger Gord's tombstone reads "Here lies a water-deprived man who quenched his thirst with his own fire extinguisher".
"You could build yourself an OldsmoBoni, but we like the K-Car because of the combination of cost, availability, and, most importantly, a sense of revenge!" My father, a lifelong Chrysler man, is rolling in his grave--which is quite amazing considering he was cremated...didn't like him anyway...
-40 would be funnier. That's the point where the two systems are the same. When I served in Alaska, we called days below -40, and with high winds, 'Winchester Days' because of their model 4040.
I used to have a bunch of Red Green stuff but got tired of all the goat head signs and gave them away. I still liked adventures with Bill & Walter. The one with Walter trying to back the boat is my favorite!
The goat head signs were given by Mr. Green hisself, the "Rock On" sign of the outside fingers pointing up. Very popular deal and some know about it and some just follow along, right over the edge. Look up a picture of whatshisname the goat- bathomet or something like that. He/it'll show you.
Lewie McNeely i htought you meant hanging on something. I used to be a rocker/headbanger. I had long hair and in a Chritsian metal/rock band. Was in it for 10 years. I noticed most people thought they were just being cool when doing that. Most don't even know what it means. I'm not against all Christian rock music as I have seen God reach people that the church never reached or cared enough to try to reach. Things have changed a lot since 1985-1995. Most bands are not even by Christians anymore, the lyrics are so watered down which was rare when I was in it- it was more like John the Baptist preaching back then. Many supposed Christian band members now claim to be gay. I just can't beleive where everything has gone. I was listening to a band called Whitecross [a heavy metal band] a few weeks ago and God came all over me. I just broke down and tears started pouring out. They didn't water lyrcis down at all. There is good and bad in everything. But back to the baphomet sign. I would say up till the Illuminati thing get popular a few years ago, I would say only maybe 10% of people flashing that sign even knew what it was. It's just the way the world is going. So much ignorance and and now so much -they know what they are doing. End Times
5 interruptions for political ads- each one calling the other one names- my opponent is a no good son of a bitch- no your the no good son of a bitch- geez come on election day
"Snakes and trees are not natural enemies, but if the tree was to attack first..." Ranger Gord really sells this gag.
In 2022, you literally can't find comedy such as this. Always epic.
yawn
Another peek into the crack in the universe with Ranger Gord,. Love you Ranger Gord.
He's the best.
So glad someone mentioned this show and jogged my memory.
Red: "Snakes are just as afraid of you as we are of Ranger Gord."
Gord: "Oh yeah."
That has to be one of the best Ranger Gord pieces. I almost died laughing.
one of my old time favorite shows
old time?
"And what about the birch, Harold? WHAT. ABOUT. *_THE BIRCH?!?!"_*
"Yeah, Harold."
The funny thing is, red still doesnt look florida old 26 years later
I'm thinking Ranger Gord eats those funny tasting mushrooms a little more frequently then we are lead to believe.
chris55top he got them from Buzz
And more!!!!!!!
Due to my current roomate... Gord is on something, but I can tell you it isn't mushrooms.
yep, those trees and snakes have been battling each other for so long . when will it stop, when will it stop
11:17 Yah Harold *WHAT ABOUT THE BIRCH!!!*
This is the best Ranger Gord bit. No Question.
Now I know why there are no K cars left... Red took his revenge on them all
"When I first saw a snake and a tree battle to the death, I thought I was seeing things, a trick of the light...or that strange-looking mushroom I ate..."
And...
"Remember, snakes are as afraid of YOU as we are afraid of Ranger Gord."
Why can't Americans write stuff this good?
Ranger gord was always so full of crap but that's wat made him funny
"why can't Americans write stuff this good", that line had absolutely no place here, right out of left field, there is no right way to respond to that.
We routinely do, racist.
Five month one winter? Ranger Gord RULES! He is so nuts. I love it when he does the cartoons and makes him out to be stronger than Superman/
You know what I’ve noticed about this show?
No divided episodes (2-parters, 3-parters, etc.)
It’s the same with Corner Gas.
This is the last episode where the show was titled "The New Red Green Show." That title had been in use since Global picked up the show in 1994.👍
mmmkay
Gord: And what about the birch, Harold? What about the *BIRCH!*!?
Red: Yeah, Harold
14:00-14:04 What Red described is the dream of every Lady Demitrescu fan.
Just saw a tire from a previous episode at least I think I did... "I Love Trudy" just saw the I LOVE part on the wall at the end and it reminded me of that scene from one of the handyman's corner
Ranger Gord for Secretary General of the United Nations 2021
Whats really funny is that Steve Smith and his wife live on a boat...IN FLORIDA!
Patrick Sanders hey, they are mostly retired so earned the right to live in luxury and perform when they want to
I don't find that funny at all.
Ranger Gord is classic
11:17 What about the barch Ranger Gord made Heavy Weapons Guy cry
That moment you realize it's best to just try to like Harold and keep your fingers crossed that someday ranger Gord's tombstone reads "Here lies a water-deprived man who quenched his thirst with his own fire extinguisher".
PS: Hed never spend another cold lonely night.. 😁
those poor birch trees....
"it was a joke", "I work with a joke", "that was a good one.....hehehe! ...you work!"
moonrockguy he set himself up for that turnaround
When I first saw the tree and snake bit, I laughed so hard I almost passed out hehe.
What about the birch Psp... WHAT ABOUT THE BIRCH?! (LUL) Snakes are afraid of you as much as we are of Ranger Gord (Oh yes) LUL
Anybody get that messed up side? Just close out RUclips and restart the episode in history
Ranger Gord is the best character on this show.
What about the BIRCH!!!
"You could build yourself an OldsmoBoni, but we like the K-Car because of the combination of cost, availability, and, most importantly, a sense of revenge!"
My father, a lifelong Chrysler man, is rolling in his grave--which is quite amazing considering he was cremated...didn't like him anyway...
What about the Birch!!
Red: Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Me: First one then the other.
-40 would be funnier. That's the point where the two systems are the same. When I served in Alaska, we called days below -40, and with high winds, 'Winchester Days' because of their model 4040.
A classic
Harold be roastin
8:50 MEN: I DON'T KNOW
MajorSlackAttack @ 6:30 turning the car into a Zamboni!!! All that Duct Tape XD! And @ 8:05 THE SIGN BWAHAHAHA!
...if the tree attacks first...
Ranger Gord is SO pretty! If he'd just keep his mouth shut.. think you could you hook us up?
when you first see a tree and a snake battle to the death..
1997 was a off year for me but this show made it less sucky
Well, at least the carboni actually runs if anything.
No one but Peter Keleghan could be Ranger Gord.
Can these be had in a higher quality format than DVD?
Unfortunately it was shot in standard 480p format, it would take restorative upscaling to be in a better quality.
Oh boy!! I had a K car and what a load of crap!!!
8:50 I don't know
Ahhh, Oldsmobonie...haha.
I hear them talk about this "Bernice" person all the time, but is she ever featured?
if can recall correctly she made an appearance in the last episode
Never...only Dalton’s wife and Harold’s future wife were featured
Tendies nope...she never actually appeared
@@Tendies7645 That was Harold's wife in the last episode!
And let me guess Harold, you're working on a fifth scarf at the moment!
Another Season down.
wooo haaaaa.
I used to have a bunch of Red Green stuff but got tired of all the goat head signs and gave them away. I still liked adventures with Bill & Walter. The one with Walter trying to back the boat is my favorite!
Lewie McNeely I love the Adventures part of the show. I never caught the goat head signs. Where is that?
Lewie McNeely It is a lodge so I would think there would be some animal mounts on the wall. Is there something I am missing?
The goat head signs were given by Mr. Green hisself, the "Rock On" sign of the outside fingers pointing up. Very popular deal and some know about it and some just follow along, right over the edge. Look up a picture of whatshisname the goat- bathomet or something like that. He/it'll show you.
Lewie McNeely i htought you meant hanging on something. I used to be a rocker/headbanger. I had long hair and in a Chritsian metal/rock band. Was in it for 10 years. I noticed most people thought they were just being cool when doing that. Most don't even know what it means.
I'm not against all Christian rock music as I have seen God reach people that the church never reached or cared enough to try to reach. Things have changed a lot since 1985-1995. Most bands are not even by Christians anymore, the lyrics are so watered down which was rare when I was in it- it was more like John the Baptist preaching back then. Many supposed Christian band members now claim to be gay. I just can't beleive where everything has gone.
I was listening to a band called Whitecross [a heavy metal band] a few weeks ago and God came all over me. I just broke down and tears started pouring out. They didn't water lyrcis down at all. There is good and bad in everything.
But back to the baphomet sign. I would say up till the Illuminati thing get popular a few years ago, I would say only maybe 10% of people flashing that sign even knew what it was. It's just the way the world is going. So much ignorance and and now so much -they know what they are doing.
End Times
If I hide behind the bear will it be lawn darts technically
Ranger Gord is soooo dumb. But funny.
cute too!
For 17 years with no pay...
PPS: "he'd", not "hed". I HATE slelp ckech.
5 interruptions for political ads- each one calling the other one names- my opponent is a no good son of a bitch- no your the no good son of a bitch- geez come on election day
@MrJkoziol Yeah Harold! XD
The winter carnival
Red could be a great used car salesman...or a politician ..why you should give up your wages to the govt .
there are some very funny lines between harold and red .
lolz
What is it with nerds and beautiful girls in swimsuits?
Too many damn ads