Skateboarding is a Crime (with Tony Hawk)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @hansypants
    @hansypants 8 лет назад +924

    Tony Hawk is a better actor than I thought he was

    • @graysonadams2485
      @graysonadams2485 8 лет назад +14

      Well, he did deal with lots of fame which of course includes talking and commercials and interviews, etc.

    • @ajax5622
      @ajax5622 4 года назад +3

      That man is why i picked up a deck and its time for my kid to do so coz he can stand. Kick push fools

    • @the_blue_chicken
      @the_blue_chicken 4 года назад +2

      He was great on Drake and Josh!

    • @matthewhubka6350
      @matthewhubka6350 4 года назад +5

      What are you talking about? This is clearly real

    • @selfactualizer2099
      @selfactualizer2099 4 года назад

      Lmao im sure its hard to play yourself while everyone else acts from a different time period
      Everything he acts in he just plays Tony hawk. Tony hawk fans are so easily amused like people who listen to pop

  • @LegitDelmar
    @LegitDelmar 8 лет назад +896

    As a Canadian this is how I actually imagine an American legal Trial by jury goes down.

  • @dragoongwarrior
    @dragoongwarrior 10 лет назад +180

    "Let me ask you something boy" "Im in my mid 40s"
    lost it

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Sunday Bell

  • @usernameuser5573
    @usernameuser5573 9 лет назад +1392

    Suddenly Southerners care about the Lincoln Assassination.

    • @usernameuser5573
      @usernameuser5573 9 лет назад +5

      Terncote That's horrendous logic

    • @usernameuser5573
      @usernameuser5573 9 лет назад +1

      Terncote Ahh, well played sir

    • @16Bluefox
      @16Bluefox 9 лет назад +2

      well mabey you should stop... your life would be a lot less stressful if u stop caring about what other ppl where doing

    • @sampope200
      @sampope200 9 лет назад

      +UsernameUser your cool

    • @drewbishop1867
      @drewbishop1867 9 лет назад

      😂

  • @AntoniusK
    @AntoniusK 9 лет назад +564

    Scooter kids: Heavy asshurting

    • @floraforsaken
      @floraforsaken 9 лет назад +58

      *Anklehurting

    • @barrettteston358
      @barrettteston358 9 лет назад +3

      +DoubleR Gaming Lol good one!

    • @kitarajaba9154
      @kitarajaba9154 8 лет назад +4

      +Антониус Казаков Scooter kids in parks: Always in the FUCKING WAY

    • @AntoniusK
      @AntoniusK 8 лет назад +3

      LAB lol the irony is that I was a scooter kid for a while. I was a pretty good one, though. I could do tail-whips and drop in on the halfpipe

    • @kitarajaba9154
      @kitarajaba9154 8 лет назад +2

      Антониус Казаков Shit... Im outta here :DD... sorry xD

  • @Raynayk
    @Raynayk 9 лет назад +1933

    isn't it funny whenever you hear the phrase "the great state of..." it is always followed by the most horrible places to live socially in America?

    • @roseshipley9855
      @roseshipley9855 9 лет назад +47

      Raynayk teh great state of satan's fiery bowels

    • @KaVeMaN632
      @KaVeMaN632 9 лет назад +23

      +Raynayk Alabama, the great state of incest-induced birth defects. Did you know BAMA is the chromosome makeup of the majority of the population in Birmingham? :D

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 9 лет назад +9

      +Kaveman303 It's less country than missippi and you won't see inbreeding or KKK even there. for that, try tennessee. alabama doesn't deserve this rep it has as being the worst

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 лет назад

      Hahaha, it's true and I don't even livd there.

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 лет назад +11

      like how many people say 'the Honourable' or 'your honour' When they're talking to the most dishonest, dishonourable dickheads in politics and law.

  • @SergioSergio12345
    @SergioSergio12345 9 лет назад +241

    Well certainly Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 was a fucking crime...

    • @rurathn5534
      @rurathn5534 8 лет назад

      Spencer nuzzi is better then Tony hawk

    • @rurathn5534
      @rurathn5534 8 лет назад

      +Sillycibin piss off you probably have no idea of skating

    • @MrFloopy99
      @MrFloopy99 8 лет назад

      Spence u probably fucking don't dude thats why spencer nuzzle is ur favorite ppl who can't ollie up the curb like him

    • @Squirrelz83
      @Squirrelz83 8 лет назад +1

      o

    • @dennman37
      @dennman37 8 лет назад +10

      Make Tony Hawk Great Again

  • @BIANCOBA
    @BIANCOBA 8 лет назад +269

    "Why wouldn't he blessed us with wheels instead of feet?"
    So... what about cars?

    • @michaelcarrasquillo4781
      @michaelcarrasquillo4781 4 года назад +2

      Artem T-rex arms Lobov exactly

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 3 года назад +5

      better yet: what about the very scooter he was sentenced to ride on by the end of the video?

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido 2 года назад +1

      What about clothes? Iirc Adam and Eve were kicked out of paradise after eating the forbidden fruit, after which they gained the ability to feel shame which was apparently not intended. Clothes are thereby a testament to our forefathers sins and should henceforth be outlawed.

  • @Econasdf
    @Econasdf 9 лет назад +849

    ... This is fake. At 2:12 Tony Hawk claims that the photo of him grinding down the dinosaurs tail is 'kinda true'. Don't believe him. The dinosaur depicted in that photo is a Brachiosaurus, a genus of Sauropod which was completely wiped out in the Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction Event which happened almost 70 million years ago. If we are to believe Tony when he claims the photo is legitimate we must first consider two possibilities which must be true in order for continuity to be maintained: 1. Tony Hawk WAS there at the time of K-Pg Extinction and witnessed first hand the asteroid that marked the end of the Cretaceous Period. It must then be inferred that somehow he has either lived for 66 million years without aging and (purportedly) survived long enough to join us in the 21st Century to help us make this RUclips video. This theory would indeed explain his seemingly superhuman ability on a skateboard (having millions of years to practice). Or the other option... Option 2. He is from the future and has exploited a very difficult and (today) ill-understood mechanic in string theory and particle physics that allows him to travel BACKWARDS in time, joining the dinosaurs in the photo and traveling again BEFORE the mass extinction took place. This would also explain his exceptional talent on a skateboard because he would have had access to a lot more performance enhancing modification drugs and processes in the future to allow him to come back to our time period and, as they say in the skateboarding world, 'carve up'. I think number 2 is the more likely of the two options and therefore I conclude by the process of deduction that Tony Hawk is, in fact, not a mere skateboarding professional but a time traveling particle manipulating wizard who is soon not only likely but DESTINED to take over the world. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SCIENCE'D!

    • @HollowKeyblade
      @HollowKeyblade 9 лет назад +94

      +Econasdf Not really. Most of us stopped reading after the first two sentences, if not before...

    • @HollowKeyblade
      @HollowKeyblade 9 лет назад +7

      I'm just magical like that. ;)

    • @jasonkelly1692
      @jasonkelly1692 9 лет назад +1

      +Econasdf Option 2 is only possible if you believe in String Theory, which honestly doesn't have much proof backing it up and has plenty of flaws that make it impossible.

    • @MrKlukie
      @MrKlukie 9 лет назад +1

      I love you.

    • @golfercab7323
      @golfercab7323 9 лет назад +1

      +Econasdf Amazing!

  • @scooterbros4792
    @scooterbros4792 8 лет назад +245

    One thousand scooter kids disliked this video

    • @ollyfenner
      @ollyfenner 8 лет назад +1

      I ride scooter but like skateboards and like to learn how to ride one

    • @jyuoilin2
      @jyuoilin2 8 лет назад +4

      +Olly Fenner you still a bitch

    • @genericasian5699
      @genericasian5699 8 лет назад +1

      but you've probably bought at least one birdhouse product. He's not bad he's just a physical manifestation of corny rock bands and wonderbread... On a skateboard.

    • @jackbender4516
      @jackbender4516 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @gabebryson8924
      @gabebryson8924 8 лет назад

      what if I used to scooter but now I skate

  • @TheDisarminghinkle
    @TheDisarminghinkle 10 лет назад +213

    I like how everyone thinks this is making fun of religion.
    It's not. It is making fun of a specific culture that exists in small towns. Religion just happens to be a part of it.

    • @cooperminion825
      @cooperminion825 3 года назад +2

      I'd love to see this argument today. Especially since skateboarding has now been featured in the Olympics

    • @ethanfulton9659
      @ethanfulton9659 2 года назад +1

      I mean really if you think about it Jesus had a bit of a skater attitude also. And as a Christian skater this was all the more funny.

  • @leonch305
    @leonch305 8 лет назад +462

    Grinding down the fucking dinosaur omg

    • @NiraExecuto
      @NiraExecuto 8 лет назад +7

      With all of them acting like stereotypical religious people, I'm truly wondering why they accept dinosaurs like that.

    • @gravysamich
      @gravysamich 8 лет назад +1

      in my experience, plenty of christians believe in dinosaurs. granted they believe they walked along side man and are the dragons spoken of in the bible, but still.

    • @steezsb614
      @steezsb614 8 лет назад

      Leon Chatterton that's nothing dude I did a krook Nollie flip out on it😂

    • @leonch305
      @leonch305 8 лет назад +1

      Neighborhood Stunts Pfft noob, darkslide to kickflip, to shove it, to 50/50, to nose manual grind to tray flip out.

    • @matarono
      @matarono 8 лет назад +8

      Leon Chatterton i remember playing tony hawk american wasteland, there was a mission where you had to grind a huge plastic dinossaur and later on steal it

  • @MyKCchiefs
    @MyKCchiefs 10 лет назад +351

    Let me ask you something boy -- I'm in my mid forties 40?... XD

  • @JackSmith-gy1su
    @JackSmith-gy1su 9 лет назад +200

    soooo skateboarding is illegal but using a scooter isn't? lol I call blasphemy!

    • @joshuaroman2595
      @joshuaroman2595 9 лет назад +1

      Jack Smith I know it's stupid.

    • @joshbrucks
      @joshbrucks 9 лет назад +4

      +Jack Smith there is some logic to it. skateboarders are notorious for destroying public property. grinding rails and curbs damages paint etc.
      note, i have nothing against skateboarding. i skateboarded for 10 years growing up, tll i was about 22. i do think you should keep it to skateparks though.

    • @azimuth8191
      @azimuth8191 9 лет назад +2

      +Josh Brucks we dont damage anything .

    • @joshbrucks
      @joshbrucks 9 лет назад +2

      Azimuth i skated for 10 years. if you are a street skater, you vandalized public property. if you only skate in parks, then you havent. it is a fact that skating on public property damages the property. it scratches rails and curbs. you can always tell where skaters have been.

    • @luiza6462
      @luiza6462 8 лет назад +5

      as if scooter don't damage the rails and curbs. and, also, be riding a skateboard does not mean ur going to use the rails and curbs. u could just be riding, or just using the stairs and gaps, that does not damage anything.

  • @peacefulwarrior2929
    @peacefulwarrior2929 8 лет назад +30

    let me ask you something boy.
    Tony, "I'm in my mid 40s"
    for some reason that's my favorite part

  • @juliankoogler860
    @juliankoogler860 8 лет назад +261

    But really why do people get triggered when they see somebody skateboarding

    • @devindoesntknowyou7628
      @devindoesntknowyou7628 8 лет назад +13

      if they get hurt on their property they could have to pay for damages.... or they are stupid most of the time

    • @jaylannrobinson1412
      @jaylannrobinson1412 8 лет назад +45

      cuz their old and lame also can't be happy with em selves do they hate and shame us skaters

    • @azatrikprime5155
      @azatrikprime5155 8 лет назад +30

      Because they have sad lives and getting angry at strangers is the only way for them to get attention.

    • @alicetwilight5869
      @alicetwilight5869 8 лет назад +1

      at spain is the same with roller skating

    • @Spetseify
      @Spetseify 8 лет назад +5

      alot of people consider Street skating as a form of vandalism, and that it portrays certain places as having the wrong crowd. not to mention the first thing people who don't like street skaters thing of when it comes to them is getting mowed down while walking down the sidewalks by them..which while it is completely possible, it would require the skater to be blind.

  • @charley6799
    @charley6799 8 лет назад +32

    As a citizen of Alabama for 14 years now I can say that this is the most true to life representation of anything in this hell hole I've ever seen.

  • @AceLM92
    @AceLM92 8 лет назад +125

    "laaaaame!" lol

  • @Pazzer
    @Pazzer 8 лет назад +83

    The beginning gave me flashbacks to the "Bee Movie".

  • @alexandrebeaudry8377
    @alexandrebeaudry8377 6 лет назад +22

    I lost all my admiration for Tony Hawk when the inventor of the rails open my eyes.
    Thank you legal justice

  • @ArmanGT
    @ArmanGT 9 лет назад +31

    "There's no half-pipe that can launch you out of hell"
    that's how you earn a subscriber, good job ;D

  • @thelastcarnival
    @thelastcarnival Год назад +8

    Eight years later, this video got Jess one point.

  • @QuincyKane
    @QuincyKane 8 лет назад +234

    Revelation 20:13 - And the sea gave up the dead which were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead which were in them; and they were judged, everyone of them according to there deeds.
    Not sure what bible she's reading, haha.

    • @IAmKillEveryone
      @IAmKillEveryone 8 лет назад +11

      2013 is just when they made the video. Revelations sounds like a book with fire and brimstone-type passages about skateboarding.

    • @master_moose6836
      @master_moose6836 8 лет назад +1

      Lol. I just looked it up too.

    • @ArickHauschild
      @ArickHauschild 8 лет назад

      You got the fire and brimstone part right lol

    • @someb0dy2
      @someb0dy2 7 лет назад

      This video was posted in youtube in 2012. So either it was made in 2012 or earlier on or they got special time travelling skills.

    • @theopenrift
      @theopenrift 7 лет назад +4

      It's the Bible that conservatives use to denounce things.

  • @LucaNicFIFA
    @LucaNicFIFA 9 лет назад +563

    As a skateboarder the last part with the scooter was hilarious what a poor excuse for action sport

    • @EMOSkaT3rboy
      @EMOSkaT3rboy 9 лет назад +9

      I rarely see scooter kids but when they show up at my park it's quite entertaining to watch, but it's also not the little kids who just sit

    • @alanbell8286
      @alanbell8286 9 лет назад +2

      +Luca Nic asa footballer i age. skateburdig is most more trendy andcool. i bought a skatbud a my local zumiez and im getting good carves

    • @bloodbmx3408
      @bloodbmx3408 9 лет назад +7

      As a BMX rider i think some scooter riders are pretty badass

    • @henryhenson4787
      @henryhenson4787 9 лет назад +3

      +Luca Nic scooters are gay!!!

    • @vdgverydestinctivegabe7595
      @vdgverydestinctivegabe7595 7 лет назад +2

      Luca Nic that laaaammme part killed me

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 8 лет назад +225

    Pro Skater 5 should be considered a crime.

  • @ericjohnson1060
    @ericjohnson1060 8 лет назад +119

    "Skateboarding is allowed in public areas". But is it really? Why do so many cities in America have ordinances that say you cannot skateboard or cruise on the sidewalk then? Skateboards and long boards should be allowed as a means of transpirtation.

    • @afailedmusician
      @afailedmusician 8 лет назад +11

      In some areas, it is illegal to ride any wheeled vehicle on the sidewalk. In those cases, the street is the only place you can, which can be extremely dangerous.

    • @jameszipp7766
      @jameszipp7766 8 лет назад

      +Donita Punx you must be really punk rock

    • @professorweedington4962
      @professorweedington4962 8 лет назад

      bikes aren't technically allowed on sidewalks but they are allowed on the street. would you really want to ride a skateboard on the street?

    • @raccdaddyy368
      @raccdaddyy368 8 лет назад +11

      they are for transportation...transportation to a fuckin 10 stair handrail

    • @genericasian5699
      @genericasian5699 8 лет назад +3

      Yet a scooter, bike, or some weird ass on rollerskates (mini shorts and afro, not in line skaters), or whatever weird shit invention in Walmart behind the bike section, can ride on the sidewalk... That is just the the biggest double standard I've seen. Not BuzzFeed level but still.

  • @ptt619
    @ptt619 8 лет назад +849

    You know whats the only lamer and more overrated thing than scooters? Hover boards

    • @jaylannrobinson1412
      @jaylannrobinson1412 8 лет назад +6

      thank you I'm not the only person/guy who thinks that

    • @allanviveros88
      @allanviveros88 8 лет назад +2

      Oh yeah

    • @Monkeyb00y
      @Monkeyb00y 8 лет назад +9

      If this was made a few months ago, that would have been placed on the table instead the scooter.

    • @ddruganov
      @ddruganov 8 лет назад +3

      hoverboards have not been invented yet, you dumbass

    • @ptt619
      @ptt619 8 лет назад

      Save My Grave thanks for the input, smart ass

  • @jonhughes4079
    @jonhughes4079 8 лет назад +565

    accurate portrayal of the south in america

    • @kingtwinkie98
      @kingtwinkie98 8 лет назад +12

      not true at all

    • @jonhughes4079
      @jonhughes4079 8 лет назад +26

      keep telling yourself that

    • @kingtwinkie98
      @kingtwinkie98 8 лет назад +11

      question have you been to Alabama for more than a month?

    • @CameronMB
      @CameronMB 8 лет назад +19

      he runs off stereotypes and generalizations, he can't comprehend logic... nice bait jon

    • @jonhughes4079
      @jonhughes4079 8 лет назад +10

      your cute:) I live in the north and its almost this bad, people just chose to ignore the creepy mob mentality

  • @jonocasuyon4252
    @jonocasuyon4252 4 года назад +10

    Okay so who's here after watching that one Game Changer episode and trying to found out which videos Tony Hawk appeared in?

  • @jeffcarbine7595
    @jeffcarbine7595 4 года назад +29

    Who else came here after watching Game Changer?

    • @scotttaylor7146
      @scotttaylor7146 3 года назад

      "Has [the scorekeeper] done videos with College Humor?"
      Just had to double check

  • @AlexWolstencroft
    @AlexWolstencroft 8 лет назад +45

    This is actually not as funny to me because I actually have been arrested, jailed, and charged for skateboarding at a high school, amongst many other things and misunderstandings that no human being should be arrested for. The irony is that this satirizes the legal system for being petty, but it's even pettier than this!

    • @Auzyyyyyy
      @Auzyyyyyy 8 лет назад +7

      A school is private property, and most likely they won't allow skateboarding. So if you decide to skateboard, it is a crime. It's very surprising they would involve the police though. Not saying its not petty. But rules are rules, sadly.

    • @Spetseify
      @Spetseify 8 лет назад +1

      in many states it is illegal to Skate on government property, and in many states you can be arrested for skating on private property without specific permission from the property owner.

    • @adznz11
      @adznz11 8 лет назад +2

      People have dumb ideas about things they don't understand. I fly drones (not as cool as skateboarding i know) But dam some people have some crazy ideas about what they are for, Why i like doing it, It's dangerous, Am i spying on people etc etc. They don't inherently understand it so they come to all sorts of wacky conclusions in their own heads. And unfortunately the ignorant masses hold a lot of sway when it comes to making laws and public perception. I think skateboarding and drone piloting share a similar burden in that sense because its not something everyone does so people naturally think it deviant behaviour. I don't know man some people can just really fucking suck i guess.

    • @Spetseify
      @Spetseify 8 лет назад +1

      adznz11 at the same time, Drone flying in public is not illegal due to the 'uninformed masses.' it is because of how dangerous one can be. there was a case not too far from where I am where drones were used to essentially street race, except rather than being on the road, it was above it. racing drones go fast enough to go straight through a car windshield, or through a window into a family home. Drones are also used to help with many illegal activities such as wirelessly hacking into servers from a safe distance away. it is reasons like this (And the fact that drones are liabilities on rotors) that the FAA has regulations and jurisdiction of any unmanned drone flying on public property, but many private owners of drones don't bother to get their drones licensed. laws don't pop up about something because 'it isn't understood', it is because of the inherent dangers of it.

    • @adznz11
      @adznz11 8 лет назад

      You are correct they have laws for good reasons after all you are using airspace and can be quite dangerous. And people have already done some mind blowingly dumb things with them but the majority of operators are so shit scared that idiots are going to ruin it for all of us it is probably the most self policed hobby i know of. If you are doing something illegal and another operator sees it you are more likely to get dobbed in by another operator than a member of the public.
      But you know what is more dangerous than drones? Just about everything else we do. Cars for instance. People are killed daily all over the world on cars and motorbikes. There has been so far one case of serious injury from a multirotor that i know of in the time we have been using them. And it was all over the news like the apocalypse. Until people actually do start getting hurt by drones maybe people's perceptions need to chill out a bit. It's all theoretical and hyperbole but in practice statistically one of the safest activities around. The reason why in that sense it is definitely miss informed public opinion fear and mass hysteria which is behind it. It's relatively new and like the motorcar everyone freaked out when they first came into the world now everyone uses them the only difference is multirotors are a shit load safer than moto vehicles. So yeah there is a lot of B.S around multi rotors and probably will be for some time before people understand them for what they are.

  • @JuanCarlos-kc4qv
    @JuanCarlos-kc4qv 8 лет назад +48

    Bee movie come to mind?

    • @miketrevino6085
      @miketrevino6085 8 лет назад +2

      I knew I saw this scene somewhere before

    • @kaylynn4750
      @kaylynn4750 8 лет назад +1

      The first moment I heard his voice... xD

  • @amosbehavedcalm
    @amosbehavedcalm 4 года назад +3

    Game Changer led me back to these old videos

  • @DaniSmith_95
    @DaniSmith_95 4 года назад +6

    This is like a cutscene from Tony Hawks Underground

  • @jumanjicostco3248
    @jumanjicostco3248 8 лет назад +11

    Tony doesn't sound like he aged at all

  • @karl353
    @karl353 4 года назад +15

    Who else is here after the GC episode?

  • @madebymelz7702
    @madebymelz7702 4 года назад +5

    Tony’s been here the whole time

  • @bubbletoaster9727
    @bubbletoaster9727 8 лет назад +21

    I knew the scooter was gonna happen at the end lmao 😂

  • @dylanporter8105
    @dylanporter8105 8 лет назад +156

    if someone did all that bible stuff in my face I'd just laugh at them tbh

    • @antagonist8629
      @antagonist8629 8 лет назад +9

      Just point and laugh
      Rolling on the floor holding your stomach is appropriate in extreme cases XD

    • @jaylannrobinson1412
      @jaylannrobinson1412 8 лет назад +14

      true heck god probably the most air time than anyone else in skating

    • @jordanramos7956
      @jordanramos7956 8 лет назад +2

      Same. Even if I'm Christian too

    • @Philip.A.Holmes
      @Philip.A.Holmes 8 лет назад

      Gripz Skaters oh ignorance is bliss I guess

    • @jaylannrobinson1412
      @jaylannrobinson1412 8 лет назад +2

      SEBassin' especially to ppl who use religion too.much

  • @ezekielgehr6930
    @ezekielgehr6930 8 лет назад +20

    skateboardings not a crime! you'll never change my mind! this is my daily grind!

    • @real_Schrooten
      @real_Schrooten 8 лет назад +6

      smoking weed is not a crime! you'll never change my mind! this is my daily grind!

    • @jaylannrobinson1412
      @jaylannrobinson1412 8 лет назад

      respect

    • @RyanKreyComedy
      @RyanKreyComedy 8 лет назад

      Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @umairsyed8490
      @umairsyed8490 8 лет назад

      Ezekiel Gehr a most people know it's a joke :P
      Second I think CH is mocking the idea of using religion in court

  • @flapjack012
    @flapjack012 8 лет назад +79

    tony hawk doesnt do handrails

    • @MarioRodriguez-qn3qe
      @MarioRodriguez-qn3qe 8 лет назад +19

      lol Tony has done handrails before

    • @shaunsterricks367
      @shaunsterricks367 8 лет назад +30

      Tony hawk used to skate street

    • @Nirvezz
      @Nirvezz 8 лет назад +3

      flapjack012 go watch "feasters"

    • @ReeN1995
      @ReeN1995 6 лет назад

      he wasn't nearly as good as a street skater tho

    • @deadgamer921
      @deadgamer921 6 лет назад

      it's skateboarding u can leave out anything

  • @tuckerbrunson4110
    @tuckerbrunson4110 8 лет назад +22

    I'm from alabama. This actually is how southern trials go

  • @BobSchrubbery
    @BobSchrubbery 8 лет назад +5

    One of my favorite sketches

  • @DavidValeTX
    @DavidValeTX 8 месяцев назад

    Nick, you goofball! Your laughter is contagious! God bless you!

  • @brandonporter9574
    @brandonporter9574 4 года назад +3

    Tony Hawk has been here the whole time

  • @SpitefulAZ
    @SpitefulAZ 8 лет назад +130

    scooters have officially replaced roller blades as the lame thing!

    • @bencowling8596
      @bencowling8596 8 лет назад +10

      Fruit Bootin' is still pretty lame tho

    • @sebastianweber8024
      @sebastianweber8024 8 лет назад +7

      roller blade are actualy mad. watch a good roller blader

    • @moodywyvern8013
      @moodywyvern8013 8 лет назад +2

      Roller blades aren't lame. People can do some sick tricks in them and it's seriously more difficult than skateboarding. I've done both and can safely say Rollerblades are unbelievably difficult.

    • @WeightlessFlex
      @WeightlessFlex 8 лет назад

      I totally agree bro

    • @yourtv6855
      @yourtv6855 8 лет назад

      You're so right! Keep on rolling #bladeordie!

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 8 лет назад +131

    Like those people would believe in dinosaurs.

    • @ArickHauschild
      @ArickHauschild 8 лет назад +1

      Dinosaurs are in the Bible though. Job 41 basically describes a fire breathing dragon that lives in the ocean.

    • @grantheyns2737
      @grantheyns2737 8 лет назад +6

      +Arick Hauschild never heard of that dinosaur. These bible folk are really well informed individuals about prehistoric history. Lol

    • @ArickHauschild
      @ArickHauschild 8 лет назад

      it's called the leviathan. the fire breathing part probably isn't evident in fossils. it may be classified as something else

    • @Dr.Wuffles
      @Dr.Wuffles 8 лет назад

      Fire...breathing? How would that work?

    • @innerichzigegek1076
      @innerichzigegek1076 8 лет назад +5

      And the world is 6000 years old, right?

  • @TheGamerCreeper399
    @TheGamerCreeper399 9 лет назад +4

    That last part killed it
    Knarly killed it
    360 pop shuvit killed it

  • @williamsprestong
    @williamsprestong 4 года назад +11

    I feel like this video is going to get a few more views soon.

    • @williamsprestong
      @williamsprestong 4 года назад +2

      I've been here the whole time.

    • @seopark7467
      @seopark7467 4 года назад +2

      Preston Williams I’ve begun by beginning

    • @thelorddrinian
      @thelorddrinian 4 года назад

      Same. Found the video and came to the comments first.
      He’d have a great second career as an ominous figure in movies and shows.
      ;-)

  • @DrifterD
    @DrifterD 7 лет назад +4

    I laughed my ass off at the scooter part. So true 😂

  • @Silver_Paladin
    @Silver_Paladin 10 лет назад +25

    Idk scooters are pretty fun and you can do a lot of different tricks that you can't do on a skateboard, but it goes both ways.

    • @TheFingamer89
      @TheFingamer89 10 лет назад +4

      omg there is more things that you can do with skateboard than scoot -,-

    • @cheosamad216
      @cheosamad216 10 лет назад +21

      They're also pretty gay.

    • @2ndplaceman
      @2ndplaceman 10 лет назад

      Tony Hawk always makes his point that he hates scooters.
      Whenever he can

    • @Silver_Paladin
      @Silver_Paladin 10 лет назад

      TheFingamer89 And there are also more things you can do with a scooter. The handle bars restrict it from doing a lot of tricks but also allow more tricks.

    • @sthephanobrodery9315
      @sthephanobrodery9315 10 лет назад +5

      Silver Paladin the war between scooters an skaters isn't about the ammount of tricks man. it's about what came first btw skaters also hate scooters cuz they are overflowing the skatepark and don't respect the rules of the skatepark. not all scooters, but most of them.

  • @perigee_vitz-wong
    @perigee_vitz-wong 3 месяца назад +2

    Scorekeeper, has Jess done videos at College Humor?

  • @MrIzzy5466
    @MrIzzy5466 9 лет назад +3

    Lawer: "Listen here boy"
    Tony: "Im in my mid 40s"

  • @turino1289
    @turino1289 8 лет назад +12

    That fucking scooter at the end

  • @bobscillaci3290
    @bobscillaci3290 9 лет назад +10

    Skateboarding is not a crime, not skateboarding is a crime

    • @EnragedM0nkey
      @EnragedM0nkey 9 лет назад +1

      Wrong. It is, and always will be a crime that should be punishable with a death sentence.

    • @iNecroGaming
      @iNecroGaming 9 лет назад

      So babies, people with no legs, people who can't afford skateboards, blind people, people in the hospital dying, and people fighting in the war are breaking the law?

    • @dominikradelja4695
      @dominikradelja4695 6 лет назад

      PerfectTube12 I push shitch-mongo. Is that fine?

  • @creedclawson5208
    @creedclawson5208 10 лет назад

    This is one of the best ones they have made

  • @starwarsgeek501
    @starwarsgeek501 4 года назад +5

    Game Changes sent me here...

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius 10 лет назад +6

    The strange thing is that this is how many southern courts operate.

  • @Rolonodo
    @Rolonodo 8 лет назад +73

    @brailleskatboarding

  • @entername2931
    @entername2931 8 лет назад +7

    This is tony high fiving hitler... Tony may be old but damn, he still shreds

  • @firstnamelastname5435
    @firstnamelastname5435 8 лет назад +11

    REVELATION 20:13; And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 3 года назад

      Dammit, you beat me to it. By 4 years.

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG 10 лет назад +13

    I'd make a serious comment if this was a serious video

  • @matthewbartlett8381
    @matthewbartlett8381 8 лет назад +8

    the lawyer from the bee movie lol

  • @ilovemybeard3394
    @ilovemybeard3394 3 года назад +2

    Damn...when Tony Hawk gets verbally attacked he is super chill

  • @Lincolnb513
    @Lincolnb513 8 лет назад +4

    im a skater and my dad used to be a skater and we both found this hilarious

  • @kevinsaarela7924
    @kevinsaarela7924 8 лет назад +43

    Sadly,this is pretty close to politics today.

    • @AlexWolstencroft
      @AlexWolstencroft 8 лет назад +9

      you mean the legal system.

    • @asstronaut186
      @asstronaut186 8 лет назад

      Alex Wolstencroft what's the difference at this point

    • @griffinm4224
      @griffinm4224 8 лет назад +1

      Asstronaut a comment of that ignorance makes me fear for this generation

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 лет назад

      I feel that most politicians probably want fun to be illegal. Because they have outdated mindsets.

  • @MisterFrosty77
    @MisterFrosty77 11 лет назад +8

    "Well that ones true" lol

  • @alexh3702
    @alexh3702 8 лет назад +30

    lol only skaters will understand the end

    • @havviko
      @havviko 8 лет назад +11

      Not... Really...

    • @Insertchillnamehere
      @Insertchillnamehere 8 лет назад +3

      Everyone knows scooters are lame, it's literally said in the video.

    • @shadowgermory
      @shadowgermory 8 лет назад +2

      i....i didnt have a skatwbourd on me and i..i...i had to use a scooter to the shop GOD I HAVE SINED IM SORRY

  • @Atuchy
    @Atuchy 4 года назад +7

    Anyone come here from Game Changer?

  • @budlittle1729
    @budlittle1729 9 лет назад +15

    this is hilarious. the Bible lady is my mom.

  • @makomako1424
    @makomako1424 8 лет назад +12

    I heard idubbbz in the judges voice!

    • @poiux7939
      @poiux7939 8 лет назад

      yess i was looking in the comments to see if anyone else was gonna say it XD

  • @theocrocker6748
    @theocrocker6748 8 лет назад

    my favorite video so far it's clear that did there home work on this one!

  • @NyxBorn7080
    @NyxBorn7080 8 лет назад +10

    Bring in the scooter lol

  • @russkiyraketa2621
    @russkiyraketa2621 8 лет назад +3

    "BRING IN THE SCOOTER" it was all over

  • @castslimshady
    @castslimshady 4 года назад

    Daaammmmnnnn that was niceeeee where is part 2 with him???

  • @ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836
    @ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836 8 лет назад +6

    OBJECTION!
    If we don't need no skateboards then surely we don't need no scooters!

  • @asseater0077
    @asseater0077 9 лет назад +3

    He was riding one of them planks...with wheels

  • @ProjectASkate
    @ProjectASkate 9 лет назад +6

    2:36 FS Boardslide? Why not BS Feeble Grind it?

    • @wangawithasilentk7040
      @wangawithasilentk7040 9 лет назад +2

      Bro, krooked grinds and bs lip slide are is where it's at

    • @ProjectASkate
      @ProjectASkate 9 лет назад

      Wangawithasilent"k" Yeah, but still a BS Feeble still looks gnarly right?

    • @dominikradelja4695
      @dominikradelja4695 6 лет назад

      Why not a front blunt?

  • @SpitefulAZ
    @SpitefulAZ 3 года назад +1

    9 years later this video is still hilarious.

  • @TT-uf4vk
    @TT-uf4vk 10 лет назад +38

    Long live humor.
    Which isn't existend in the comment section.

    • @LeCheckmate
      @LeCheckmate 9 лет назад

      +Tsume Tengoku What is this 'humor' you're talking about?

    • @arrielradja5522
      @arrielradja5522 4 года назад

      @@LeCheckmate it's nothing of your concern

  • @the_legend_of_kira2438
    @the_legend_of_kira2438 10 лет назад +3

    this is basically the justice system in a nut shell

  • @andyhatter6292
    @andyhatter6292 8 лет назад +6

    If you look very closely you can see that Adolf Hitler cannot high five very well !

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 Год назад

    that was the best thumbnail i have ever seen in my life

  • @Mx64MaxyImpress
    @Mx64MaxyImpress 4 года назад +3

    Tony grinding dinosaur
    Tony:"Well that's one kinda true"

  • @yishkabob
    @yishkabob 9 месяцев назад +5

    Anyone else here because of Game Changer?

    • @Turnabout47
      @Turnabout47 8 месяцев назад +2

      Currently rewatching that particular episode, paused, and went straight to Google because I did not expect that answer to get a point lmaooo

  • @adibarnob7225
    @adibarnob7225 8 лет назад +3

    sweet home alabama

  • @den368able
    @den368able 8 лет назад +6

    Wait, Christians and dinosaurs in the same video? Insane

  • @aaronboothproduction
    @aaronboothproduction 8 лет назад +4

    So the religious people in the courtroom were willing to accept that dinosaurs exist just to condemn skateboarding? This is seems like a win for the science community to me.

    • @iimaginewagons632
      @iimaginewagons632 7 лет назад

      Aaron Booth Most of the Christians I know accept dinosaurs. (Dont try to argue or debate with me. I didn't come here for that, just wanted to say what I said)

  • @Nostradankus
    @Nostradankus 11 лет назад +5

    This is as funny as it is scary...

  • @TimothyAndrewMorgan
    @TimothyAndrewMorgan 8 лет назад +47

    bruh why all the hate towards Christianity 😂😂

  • @Sir.TrikzZ
    @Sir.TrikzZ 8 лет назад

    the acting!! amazing!!

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 9 лет назад +7

    Revelation 20:13 is about the earth being reborn in a giant, fiery, violent, plague. not skateboarding.

    • @MrGhaundan
      @MrGhaundan 9 лет назад +4

      Jude Pelaez It's a metaphor, not supposed to be taken litteraly. Obviously, it's about what befals mankind if we allow skateboarding.

    • @darshtronica
      @darshtronica 9 лет назад +5

      no its about skateboards.

    • @oOAngeloAmorimOo
      @oOAngeloAmorimOo 9 лет назад

      im pretty sure its about skateboards yea

  • @MrRomanrin
    @MrRomanrin 11 лет назад +5

    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @arengray1837
    @arengray1837 8 лет назад +3

    lmao bring in the scooter

  • @riotinexileband9734
    @riotinexileband9734 8 лет назад

    Being a skateboarder, This is probably the best video I've ever seen.

  • @tpgkevin9503
    @tpgkevin9503 9 лет назад +7

    Revelation 22:13
    I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

    • @NovemberDistrict
      @NovemberDistrict 9 лет назад +6

      I'm pretty sure she said 2013 because of the year this was released .

    • @LewisGerry
      @LewisGerry 9 лет назад +2

      +Wolf Gang Was released in 2012

    • @avesgames4884
      @avesgames4884 9 лет назад +2

      Revelation 20:13
      The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done.

    • @lauriecoulthard9777
      @lauriecoulthard9777 9 лет назад

      Thanks BiggestBigBangTheoryFan 69

    • @afellowhuman9471
      @afellowhuman9471 8 лет назад

      Hmm, a possible Fallout 3 reference? Watson, get my magnifying glass, I must investigate this matter further
      🚦🔫
      +🇨🇳
      But...
      🚥
      ♨️
      +♏️♎️
      Ah but that provides the question
      Could 🚦🚥be different on a cosmological scale despite the technical similarities?
      🆘🚚
      +
      665.9...
      No...
      Alright I have deduced that, despite this being a possible reference to the video, as the number is slightly off, I must assume it merely reminded The Suspect of Fallout and he therefore commented it.
      That or a Rhino was mating with his cousin... One of those two.

  • @Shavinderyt
    @Shavinderyt 8 лет назад +3

    Hein his mid 40s!? He sounds like a 22 year old!

  • @anoutdoorsman7420
    @anoutdoorsman7420 8 лет назад +5

    Laaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeeee

  • @rh7711
    @rh7711 3 года назад

    this is beautiful and sad at the same time

  • @knifeprty69
    @knifeprty69 8 лет назад +2

    why is this pissing me off as if it was an actual trial??