Ted 2 - Official Trailer (HD)
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Seth MacFarlane returns as writer, director and voice star of Ted 2, Universal and Media Rights Capital’s follow-up to the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time. Joined once again by star Mark Wahlberg and fellow Ted writers Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild, MacFarlane produces the live action/CG-animated comedy alongside Bluegrass Films’ Scott Stuber, as well as John Jacobs and Jason Clark. www.LegalizeTed.com
Ted 2 - Official Trailer (HD)
Ted Is Coming, Again - June 26
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#SethMacFarlane #AmandaSeyfried #MarkWahlberg
"Samuel L. Jackson is the black guy in every movie." *Has Morgan Freeman in this movie.*
Wait... was was his girlfriend's name again? Brandy? Heather? Channing or Brianna? Amber, Serena, Melody? Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou.. Becky?
thesheepthatwentmooo I like your videos :)
*****
You are everywhere dude...
Oh child....that's clearly Laurence Fishburn.
Bad news, ladies - he put a ring on it.
WOO HOO; I loved the 1st one
More American propaganda!!
Why the fuck would he put a ring on his dick?
***** I love you Kim Jong Un, you're the best.
Paddy C
Because it's taken already lol
Samuel L. Jackson looks fantastic in this movie, he really is a versatile actor.
What the fuck are you talking about?
this comment is funnier due to canadiam muffin being a fool
^ LOL! Ted says Samuel L. Jackson is the black guy in all of the films. A few seconds later, Morgan Freeman appears in the trailer.
That's the fuck I'm talking about...
Canadian Muffin He's talking about Ted 2 Trailer. Watch it.
He sucks
"You ever see any movie ever? he's the black guy."
Dying 😂😂😂😂
Can't wait, I know I'm gonna love it. I just REALLY wish Mila Kunis was in it, it doesn't feel right without her.
Doesn't*?
Hey Tony how are you doing buddy?!
***** She'll most likely be in it.
She has a cameo/smaller role in it.
Seth probably shut up meg'd her
Saw Morgan Freeman..... MOVIES A 10/10
That didn't help his "Along came a Spider" movie thing he did, so keep that in mind....
Lauren Glenn That was a hit, and ages ago so...
Maybe...... but it was very dull..... that's just me, I guess.
TheLgendOfSteve he is the black guy right?
I always thought spotted dick had to do with Morgan freeman
Waiting for ted 3 👌🏽😉
There's no 3
There is no 3, the second movie bombed...
Still, waiting.......
Still waiting
Still waiting
I was missing you Ted 💓
I hope ted 3 comes so we know what happens next
@@salamiking9401 treuu
Same
@@thatreAlgUy420what
lol, that was more funny than I thought it would be :)
Khe? No habló taka taka ✌🏻
@@esmeraldamendez6408000
Ted
Yo sit there and eat your fish nuggets
@HabibtheBiB yes
Seth MacFarlane, can you teach me how to never grow up and get paid for it? Thank you.
Green Raver STFU
Green Raver Fart off dumbbutt
Green Raver STFU
Green Raver ur so dumb
Green Raver STFU
Who's here after tamil teddy.
Teddy dhan super
Me bro🙋🙋🙋
Lol
Me also
What hell are u taking
am I the only one who likes Ted 2 better than part 1?
You're not alone
You're not alone
+Pit Bull I am here with you!
I gave both movies an 8/10
How was Ted 5?
so..what happened to Mila Kunis, is she killed off or something?
She asked for too much money, and they wrote her out.
Joseph Lavoie Jr.
that's not true. seth macfarlane just didn't envision her character continuing in the series so he wrote her out
bob ni WHAT.
Joseph Lavoie Jr. bob ni I thought Seth MacFarlane actually liked her, I guess Ted will be making a joke why Mila isn't around
OR Mila's schedule was full and wasn't able to make time for filming.
1:39. Congrats, Seth. You just spoiled the movie before it even came out.
Pretty sure the directors don't usually handle what the trailer looks like. Otherwise most trailers would be different than how it is today.
***** God damnit. Hollywood ruins everything
yeah, that is stupid.
***** because half the premise is about what they spoiled. Now i can't go to the theater and say "Oh boy. I wonder what will happen."
Cinimod I'm pretty sure everyone knew what was going to happen
THIS WORLD DESERVES 'TED 3'.
2024 in 3 days and still waiting for Ted 3 😢😭
At least you got a new show
2:23 the most failed high five of the 21st century
It was more a 'boom'
That wasn't a high five, dumbfuck
TheCritic1632 Nice job putting him on blast.
LatexNLipstick Addict what's blast? %
Aaron Kraft "Putting someone on blast" is when you point out a flaw in their behavior.
*WHERE'S MILA KUNIS?!*
Her head fell off.
Ted got her preggos, she had to take am absence of leave.
bros before hoes!
Shut up meg
***** Every time I see the trailer in the cinemas, I fucking cringe.
R.I.P Adam Sandler. You will always be in our hearts. :, (
***** Yes he is.
***** What is that? I cried all night.. :(
Anguel Gutierrez Its fake
***** wtf so I cried for no reason?
***** yes =)
Honestly, don't understand why people dislike this movie so much, but what an extremely hilarious movie. I remember when it first came out, a lot of my friends, would make so many references from it, and what a time it was. Great storyline, comedy, and characters, and man what a nice soundtrack added too it as well. I recently had re-watched it, and got to the bonus scenes, and behind the scenes, and it's amazing as well, how so many people don't realize how much work went into it to make it this good, and set. Honestly worth watching if you got the time. Also, Seth is legit a genius man, and it was also nice seeing the cast of Family guy apart of it too, and massive respect to Mark Wahlberg as well, and the legit hilarious cameos.
I watch ted 1 and 2 again once in a while to have a good silly laugh
Maybe because Mila Kunis wasn’t in it. 😏
If Sam L Jackson is the black guy in every movie then is Morgan Freeman really Sam jackson
Dr. Dolphin i guess that means that Harry Belafonte, and Sidney poiter are really Sam Jackson as well.
No, because in Ted's universe, "ted" the movie doesn't exist. Which makes it real life as far as the characters in this movie are concerned.
Dr. Dolphin Samuel MF Jackson! huh? huuuuuh?
Dr. Dolphin Illuminati confirmed.
Yaarellam Arya Teddy ku aprom paakuringa 😁😁😁
Me , 1st part was hilarious 😂😂
This looks... unBEARable
(I'm joking I just did it for the pun)
U r my hero ur soo punny
Funnier than the film.
waterrrr The film isn't even out yet.
Ar.. are you from imgur?
Hahahaha CrashBangAdam
nice movie
i loved
They're trying to get us to have sex with teddy bears!!! Illuminati confirmed.
couldn't have put it better myself :P
What do you mean "trying"? Doesn't everyone?
ive cut a hole in every teddy bear ive had since i was twelve. i thought this was normal
Rmantvg
I cut just under the tail.
They are easier to handle from behind.
Rmantvg I was just
wow they literally took a gag right out of an actual episode of family guy and made it a scene in this movie
Which one exactly?
Also as Seth MacFarlane being the director/writer AND voicer-actor of Ted you really shouldn't be that surprised.
JohnfuckingSnow Knocking the shelf of sperm on top of Marky Mark happened to Peter in Family Guy.
JohnfuckingSnow knocking into all the jizzum cups at a fertility clinic and getting covered in it, complete with a snappy one liner ('It's in my eyes, I'm blinking them in' vs 'I think I feel them moving')
Oh, thanks guys. I missed some episodes lately have to catch up some times in the future...
Also another one, where Brian directs a porno after Chris says, "I bet Samuel L. Jackson is in it, he's in everything."
"What did you think I would do at this moment" part killed and then brought me back to life.
Ted 1: John is the main character. Balancing his life with Lori and Ted.
Ted 2: Ted is the main character. Fighting for getting his life back.
Samuel l Jackson is the black guy in every mOvie ever
Morgan freeman :" Am I a joke to you, hold my black beer"
I think "hold my menthol" would be more appropriate.
Anyone after tamil teddy sri😂😂
No
En iniya thanimaye
Meeee
Yep it’s 2023 and I’m still waiting for Ted 3
Where is place...i want to see this movie, please suggest me the way.🙂
Man: Who did that?!?
Ted: Sir, I apologize for my five year old son. Bad boy! Sit there and eat your fish nuggets.
Mark: fishy nuggy
I DIED OMG😂😂😂
That was changed in the movie for some reason
If you didn't find this one bit funny, your humour must be stale.
ahhahah u into gay bears
this is gonna be a very funny movie
It looks like shit.
it's the kind of people who find romantic comedies funny but find this "not-funny" because it's too crude for them, reminds me of my sister. The rest (males) can't enjoy it because their fedora's don't let them.
So what you are saying is, I'm stale because I didn't laugh at the joke that they already did at Family Guy? But don't worry, I'm sure that the millions of Jew jokes that the movie will have will make me laugh.
Oh my goodness! 😂 It's is been a tough year & I needed this laugh! I'm 47 years old and just laughed like a ten-year-old! I can't believe I've never seen this movie. Now I need to find it so I can watch it. Thank you to whoever uploaded this!
You should've seen me and my Harley Davison's club buddies watching this Teddy bear movie in my living room, but then a fight broke out when one of my buddies insisted in playing the song "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
MILA
KUNIS
❤ tђє ςคยϟє ๏Ŧ ฬєt קคภtเєϟ ❤ that's all folks.
Other didn't put her in Ted 2 or she was just too busy
Emily Verdejo Who is "other"? if i may ask.
❤ tђє ςคยϟє ๏Ŧ ฬєt קคภtเєϟ ❤ racist much
My place, you can come over if you want
It’s now 2021 the question 🤔 every American is asking Seth McFarland How long do we have to wait for you to give us a Another Ted movie
. We would be happy if you went to netflix , every thing netfix touches make money.
2:04 and 2:06 Deleted scenes?
I don't remember them at all where they are crowd surfing and getting chased in the field.
StoneRoller x That's what I just realised as well.. they must be deleted.
StoneRoller x yep, i watched the trailer and was like '' what the fuck this wasnt in the movie this evening''
StoneRoller x also at 1:55 Johnny didnt throw the cookie, sam did
StoneRoller x also at 1:55 Johnny didnt throw the cookie, sam did
2:04 was in the movie, 2:06 is a deleted scene. This is when the guy that owned the weed farm noticed them stealing it.
So excited for this!
Love your channel!!!!
What up Toast
I think it's funny when a famous youtuber comments on a video that's not there's and everyone acts like they found them in the street or something.
***** pls Beatbox the Thunder Buddy Song
Hey toasters
Thanks for showing basically everything in the movie universal studios, you saved me two hours of my life and 15 dollars at the cinema for this movie XD
***** hahaha kind of hard not to sense i wanted to see the release date and also you can not unsee something xD
*****
To see the release date, I just said
*****
I said I play ball not be better than you XD
nowdays, by that you mean just this one? seriously avengers didnt give away its entire story in the tralier, neither did smiley, and many other movies this generation
Ya the ending right in the tralier, you know they are going to happen, he is going to get his right to be a human and then his buddy going to donote the sperm and have the baby who is going to act like him or some other stupid gag because seth mcfarlene basically is rehashing jokes from family guy now.
*****
uh huh sure you are XD
.jhhhbejsnejwnneje.emmme ensnsn
I actually thought this ones better and funnier than the first. The first one got too serious at the end and i dont need that in a comedy
+j-dizzle time What a wuss, tedd too serious...
Iv Ko who let this bitch out of the kitchen?
j-dizzle time
Sexism. So funny and original... who are you talking about anyways?
+j-dizzle time i swear i was thinking the same
same here
Mark Wahlberg is mostly known for being a tough-guy, but, he can also play funny-stoner-clown parts equally as well. He's really a great actor!
Everyone waiting for ted 3
While I'm waiting for Shrek 5
LAME
Y not bothhhh
Ya why not both
The sperm bank part is literally just recycled from an episode of family guy
I noticed it right away when I saw that part
Well The creator of family guy is part of the movie and created the movie ted too so he can do what was on family guy
XAVIFan and Ted and Peter Griffin is voiced by the same guy :O
Has Family Guy made a joke about posting it to facebook?
'No'?
Then SHADDUP!!!
I knew that but shouldn't he try to make unused original jokes and stuff instead of recycling old stuff?
2:07 was that in the movie?
No.
ok
I just finished it, so it's still fresh in my mind.
ok i saw it "about a weak ago"
+Tricky-srgJ It's in the "Uncut version", I just saw that car chase.
I lost it when Ted said: [Where do you think you are? Red lobster!] frickin hilarious!!!
....Wasn't that sperm donor thing in a Family Guy episode??
Thats exactly what i was thinking it was that episode where bertram was introduced and peter knocked over jars filled with sperm and filled them up with his own
Well Seth MacFarlane directed and cowrote the movie so that could have something to do with it
It was I think the episode was called Sibling Rivalry from Season 6
Seth Macfarlane likes recycling his Jokes.
***** He does create new material, but when he can't find the right joke, he can use the joke and make a few new tweaks on it.
I went into the first film expecting it to be awful but it ended up being pretty fucking funny. Maybe this one will surprise me too (but what the hell happened to Mila Kunis' character?)
Did you even bother to read the top comments before asking that, Brad?
Do RUclips commenters always have valid answers and evidence? No.
Brad Laws So your saying even if someone were to tell you why Mila Kunis wasnt in the film it will still be invalid?
***** No I'm just saying that every RUclips commenter is a goddamn idiot. (inb4 that includes you - NO SHIT)
Brad Laws But your asking the same RUclips commenters that are "idiots" why Mila Kunis wasn't in the film maybe if you looked at the top comment i will guarantee you find your answer or google search it
come on go to the movie TED 3!!!!!!!!! 2021
2:14-2:23 Most epic moment in trailer history
who is here after watching ted tv series?
just finished it yesterday, not as fun as movies but as a fellow Seth MacFarlane fan I did enjoy watching it.
The people need Ted 3!!!
Any Teddy Fans here (Tamil)
Yes me
No
No
Am I the only one who doesn't like the ted movies?!
Yep...
to be informed what's the topic of this movie
Yes you're the only one, because Ted is only one movie.
I actually really love ted, but most people don't like it because of the swearing and all the drugs in it.
You're so special, unique, sophisticated and non-mainstream. :/
can we stop giving sequels to everything that sells well. Fucking please. Not everything needs a god damn sequel.
That being said this still looks funny, but it's unnecessary imo
FarSightGaming My thoughts exactly
Why shouldn't they? If the sequel sucks then it sucks but if it turns out great well guess what they just gave us another movie that we like. Look at all the movie series out there that are good and that people really like if they hadn't made sequels because the first movie sold well then we wouldn't have the series we love all we'd have is one good movie. I'd rather have someone try and make sequels and have some of them be terrible then not have them at all because you'll never know if the sequels would turn out great if they never made them.
Offstar1029 Well yeah I understand that and that's 100% a valid argument, but my point is that not every movie is deserving of a sequel. Most of the greatest series of movies were meant to be series from the start, but the first films always conclude in such a way that if it wasn't a series it could end right there. Ted on the other hand was gold that saw full resolution. There's no point to a second adventure, and for that it's got a lot of potential to be forced. I'm not saying there should never be another sequel to a movie either, I'm just sick of every fucking thing getting a sequel. It's about originality over branding you know what I mean? Then again that's slightly hypocritical of me to say, but never the less you see my reasoning.
From 0:25-0:35, it blows my mind how well they put together that part of the trailer!
1:57 i died of laughter
LOL
Its already online, lol
Here is the link : sh.st/sAuOc
enjoy
poor quality but its still unfucking believable
Fitz Lenard Tueres ķķóftllĺljtreew22, but I think it 9
Ted (2012) was awesome. Ted 2 is gonna be super awesome!
No matter what movie it would be, if it has Morgan Freeman it's one fucking awesome movie
I love that man he is awesome
+The Rev duh he is god so you bet it's awesome
Seth Mcfarlane's truly genius, all of family guy concepts in this movie were so funny
Error 404 Mila Kunis not found
Your not the first person to have noticed 50% of these comments are bitching about Mila Kunis not being in the film
who reads other peoples comments :D
You just read my comment.
Y, becuz of ur sexy profile pic
TheDeathgod01
Terrible pickup line
Teddy movie paathutu yaarellam idha paakurega 😂
really bro...athellam oru movie.....ennaku vaanthiye vanthruchu antha movie paathu
Ted: Post it on Facebook!
Seriously, Facebook is lame now, its either Instagram or Snapchat!
Learn the ways of the modern society Ted!!!!!
Good one!!! LOL!
Facebook bought Instagram
rapturedpassage Cheeky Facebook, they swim in a pool of money!
Of course
***** So true!
Anyone in 2021 ❤️
Too much Ted 7.8/10-IGN
*WHERE'S THE "SKIP AD" BUTTON*
adblock yo
I was saying that this was the ad.
Jeez.
Ew.
Clinton.
No.
Ugh.
I knew that stfu
nu u didnt
Jeez
I thought this was one was funnier than the first, and definetly brings out the usual Seth MacFarlane comedy
Movie states that Samuel L. Jackson is the black guy in every movie, yet Morgan Freeman is the black guy in this movie. Irony, oh irony...
Who is watching this after watching ted the series trailer
if at 0:47 he had filled in every cup, it would be the exact thing that happened in that family guy episode
We need Ted 3
Gonna miss Mila Kunis but this looks hilarious
Both of these ted movies are in my top 5 movies of all time
Me: *click 2 adopt me ads*
*Results*: _Ted 2_ - Offical Trailer (HD)
And that's how i found a REALLY cool movie to watch!
"There are no Chicks with Dlcks, Only Guys with Tlts" Best line of the entire movie & truthful too.
You think a subversive, gender bending line is the best line of the movie. Sigh. Bloody normies.
Who's watching in 2024
Stil waiting for Ted 3 😢
this is a movie to watch when you are high as fk
I had no idea Mark was doing movies like this! I'm so excited to see this!
#YIFY pleased upload #TED2!
Have you watched it?
@@shahul8222 dude it's been 5 years
who is watching after teddy tamil?
"stop beavering the witness"
one of the funniest movies ive seen in a long time, 10/10
1:09 fight the power.
My box office prediction for Ted 2
230 million domestic
350 million foreign
580 million worldwide
Proven mentality of the world.
silverbird58 so punny I forgot to puff
silverbird58
Only as far as how it entertains a populace full of tardians.
silverbird58
Too bad she's dumb as a box of rocks. Maybe they'll get together and LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
silverbird58
I was thinking more along the lines of Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
They could totally be lawyers.
They just have to yell "Objection, hersay!" a couple of times more.
Looks decent!
Fancy seeing you here
Hey its family guy.
look buddy. If you don't even know what this movie and the last one is, then don't even say it's family guy
Mike Valenzuela but it is family guy.
***** like hell you think it is
Mike Valenzuela you know its made by the same guy right?
***** Seth McFarlane? Duh
Where the fuck is Mila Kunis? She is married to Mark's character.. what the fuck. How do they just throw her away? If she doesn't want to do the movie replace her with someone else.. Man and I was so excited for this movie and this happens..
She had to leave because she is in that new movie with channing.
Kairasu Sigh.. So.. they what? deleted her character from the script? Mark's character doesn't even have his Wedding Ring. Hate when they do this to a movie. It ruins it for me :/
There is probably some back story explaining it, as in a couple of lines of dialogue.
But yeah, if she isn't in the movie, it is kinda dumb considering the plot of the first movie.
I think she was off being pregnant in real life ..
Makoto Kazuki
Only thing I can think is that they broke it off after all that. Which would suck.
This Teddy Bear is the friend we all deserves!!! Ted is the definition that You don't need genitals to prove you are a Human, If you feel someone your emotions its enough to call yourself a Human. Man HOllywood was wild back in the days, The script writing, dialogues, dark humor, comedy, dark comedy, punch lines everything was at its eternal peak in this film. This movie is literally the most golden comedy thriller film ever made. Imagine a Teddy bear makes you emotional lol. Mark Wahlberg and Ted is the duo we always need.
super stoked for this. Any collaboration with Seth McFarlane + Morgan Freeman = gold
The sperm joke was from family guy and also Ted singing "At this moment"
Dammit Seth why are you always copying family guy!! ...... oh wait right ._.
yeah he ran out of ideas ages ago.
Seth Mcfarlene is the Creator of Family Guy and Ted lel
because two similar jokes make a writer bad
Yea for real
Cadelicious | Road To 400 Subs! dats the joke :)
That's it, the whole movie in a nut shell right there. Sweet, only took 2:20 and I saved $8
I'm from the future and ted 3 with a black teddy bear
"fishy nuggy" rofl
This movie kinda surprised me by being 100 times better then the first one this movie is fantastic and a lot funnier than the first one also there is a LOT more swearing than the first movie but it makes it funnier.Best movie i've ever seen!!!
Words can't explain how excited I am for this movie, sadly, I can't go see it in theatres because I'm too damn young... >:(
But probably not anymore unless you were about 10 when you wrote this ?
literally ls mark
I’m too young too. But I’ve watched it behind my mom’s back.
Samantha: "Who's Clubber Lang?"
Ted: "Who's Clubber Lang?"
John: "Mr. T's character in Rocky III, hello?"
They have to make a Ted 3 this is classic
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I loved this Movie from start to finish, for starters it wasn't the same movie twice and I feel that it was so much funnier than the first one, with Lori out of the way we saw John and Ted as the Thunder Buddies they are getting to all kinds of stuff.
I feel that this was a better storyline too, ok so it went on about 10-15 minutes longer than it should of but it was still another gem from Seth Macfarlane and so what if there's a few parts from Family Guy, Mike Myers made the Wayne's World and Austin Powers Movies and they had a few similar jokes in both sets of films.
I saw Ted 2 yesterday and i loved it. I thought it was better than the first.