Cafe Polski - The Romantic Card

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Cafe Polski - The Romantic Card

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  • @MonOnTheMoney
    @MonOnTheMoney 2 года назад +28

    I cannot believe I have been in UK for almost two decades and my hubby only just shown me this.... hilarious!

  • @keyboarddancers7751
    @keyboarddancers7751 3 года назад +63

    Wonderful characters. Enfield and Whitehouse have been two of England's most uniquely creative and inventive comedians.

  • @sly1876
    @sly1876 3 года назад +74

    I’m Polish and this is sooooo f…ing brilliant🤣🤣🤣

    • @-Pol-
      @-Pol- 2 года назад +7

      @Sylwester Kawnik - Don't mind @Jambo M, he's just an ignorant twat.
      I live in West London and I'd much rather have you as my neighbour than his kind.

    • @bigbird6039
      @bigbird6039 2 года назад +2

      @Jambo M A racist using a Swahili name. Your a complete tube aren’t you?

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 2 года назад

      @Jambo M Oooh, you're hard aren't you?

  • @noelmajers6369
    @noelmajers6369 6 лет назад +70

    This is the first time I saw Paul Whitehouse in this skit, playing one of his brash cockneys. Brilliant. Enfield’s reaction is equally priceless and those Polish beauties make his character look 6 millimetres tall. As usual. Perfect...

    • @mrbass8977
      @mrbass8977 3 года назад +2

      “Beauties” 😂😂😂

    • @davidjames2145
      @davidjames2145 Год назад +5

      _"Polish beauties"_
      Both British comedy geniuses in their own right - Morwenna Banks and Laura Solon.
      Do your homework.
      🇬🇧

    • @noelmajers6369
      @noelmajers6369 Год назад +5

      @@davidjames2145 did it somehow escape your attention that Morwena Banks and Laura Solon are both playing Polish beauties ? Of course I know they’re not Polish. Do try to keep up.

    • @davidjames2145
      @davidjames2145 Год назад +1

      @@noelmajers6369 If you wrote more clearly then people wouldn't misinterpret what you were trying to say. I don't need help keeping up but maybe you require some assistance with your English?
      I made it clear those Polish characters were being played by British actresses and yet you play that back to me as if I didn't know! 🤣

    • @noelmajers6369
      @noelmajers6369 Год назад +4

      @@davidjames2145 Gordon Bennett, this is RUclips not the British Library and I am commenting on here for fun not writing a proposition for Wittgenstein. Relax.

  • @zafmal2935
    @zafmal2935 7 лет назад +26

    spot on !!!! poor bloke, the reluctance to hand over the cappuccino was harsh ...

  • @madmouse71
    @madmouse71 10 лет назад +131

    My love life in a nutshell

  • @petergambier
    @petergambier 8 лет назад +94

    This is just so well observed and very funny.

  • @cymro6537
    @cymro6537 3 года назад +15

    "He's in New York with some *buitsh* !! "

  • @altudy
    @altudy Год назад +12

    So brilliantly observed right down to the detail of self-consciously touching his bald patch.

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo 3 года назад +13

    Sheer brilliance from sorely under-rated comedians.

    • @nolandalby5969
      @nolandalby5969 3 года назад +4

      You think they’re under-rated ? Interesting isn’t it all about perceptions I guess…I think these guys are top of the pile !

    • @SgtBloodandGuts
      @SgtBloodandGuts 2 года назад +4

      @@nolandalby5969 Absolutely, these two were pivotal in the English comedy scene. Calling them comedians is also a little thin, both great actors and writers too.

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 Год назад +1

      Underrated? That does not mean what you think it means. They had prime time shows for years!

  • @franek_izerski
    @franek_izerski 2 года назад +17

    This isn't funny, this is reality.

  • @CARDIFFGAZ
    @CARDIFFGAZ 5 лет назад +42

    I'd have loved it if when Paul walks in, they'd have suddenly developed strong cockney accents and turned into London gals, then reverted back to Polish to talk to Harry once Paul left.

  • @canary7214
    @canary7214 6 лет назад +14

    Thank you for posting this Muhammed I haven't seen this comedy before

  • @Captain_Rhodes
    @Captain_Rhodes 10 лет назад +13

    he's a good actor in this

  • @peterstaples1
    @peterstaples1 2 года назад +12

    What a wonderful sketch.
    HE and PW at their best

  • @camptube7621
    @camptube7621 2 года назад +7

    Harry cracks up after she spits. Brilliant.

  • @ID-8491
    @ID-8491 3 года назад +23

    1:46 The brunette actually does really good job pronouncing word "wiersz" (poem).

    • @ringmaster996
      @ringmaster996 2 года назад

      What is your favourite thing about the video of your most important words to say to her

    • @neilfoster814
      @neilfoster814 Год назад +5

      The brunette is the English actress Alice Lowe. She's an awesome actress!

    • @SMacCuUladh
      @SMacCuUladh Год назад +2

      @@neilfoster814 She was great in Garth Morengi's Dark Place

  • @OpeningSalvo
    @OpeningSalvo 6 лет назад +21

    lol I'm from Ireland, and we have a lot of Polish here, and this is exactly what they are like.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 5 лет назад +1

      Do you like the Poles in general?

    • @lizclegg7556
      @lizclegg7556 4 года назад +1

      Like what exactly?

    • @roadwarrior8560
      @roadwarrior8560 4 месяца назад +2

      @@lizclegg7556 lacking a sense of humour slightly, east Europeans rarely seem to smile or laugh.

  • @extrastype
    @extrastype 5 лет назад +12

    £1.90. That's £7 now.

  • @MrSporkster
    @MrSporkster 7 лет назад +19

    Laura Solon. So hot right now. Actually, hot any time.

  • @graphophone
    @graphophone 4 года назад +5

    Viewing this was . . . painful.

  • @nickfromfulham78
    @nickfromfulham78 4 года назад +4

    Alice Lowe is fucking gorgeous.

  • @orses4corses
    @orses4corses 11 лет назад +4

    Good to see you like vintage Styx. Best band ever.

  • @bassandbeer
    @bassandbeer 5 лет назад +4

    Harry should have gone
    "Awryt Ugly Bird, Get Some Shag"
    😁😁

  • @andrewjones5513
    @andrewjones5513 5 лет назад +7

    Just say " gin queer " or " gin dobrey " to the girl on the till in Lidl , she,ll piss herself laughing

  • @juliataylor2623
    @juliataylor2623 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant and so funny, so realits unreal.

  • @knopek65
    @knopek65 11 лет назад +27

    This series features humorous shows Polish girls. A little exaggerated, but I'm not offended in spite of that I'm Polish. You have to have self-irony. We can laugh at english people.

    • @-Pol-
      @-Pol- 2 года назад +3

      Cheers for not being offended! - I like it when people take the piss out of us English too. In fact Harry's character is a bit of a stereotype too - It's fearful insecure folk who take offence.

    • @MonOnTheMoney
      @MonOnTheMoney 2 года назад

      I'm a Pole too and I havent even thought of it as offensive... great humour , only shame is that I found it so late .

  • @peter_oso
    @peter_oso Год назад +3

    My guess
    0:25
    O, jak to, dla mnie? (Oh, how so, for me?)
    O, tak pięknie, coś na romantycznie! (Oh, it's beautiful, something romantic!)
    1:43
    Myślę że to on napisał ten wiersz (I think he wrote this poem)
    A poem as written:
    0:32
    Ty
    To nie kawa czyma mnie przy życiu
    twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twoja ty
    i kiedy w końcu wpadnę
    moje sny odbiją się echem
    twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twój głos, ty
    od świtu do zmierzchu
    od zmierzchu do świtu
    twoje oczy, twój uśmiech, twój głos, ty
    I cannot find it, maybe original composition because there's ortographic error like children do

  • @bartdart3315
    @bartdart3315 3 месяца назад +1

    Dated a Polish beauty...and honestly Harry Enfield has got it spot on. Polish women are gorgeous...just gorgeous.

    • @stephenhowell5611
      @stephenhowell5611 3 месяца назад

      None of them are Polish, the blonde girl is Laura Solon.

  • @jarq19
    @jarq19 6 лет назад +5

    They're not Polish. Where do they originate from?

  • @terribletc
    @terribletc Год назад +2

    Great stuff!

  • @sistersuetube
    @sistersuetube 5 лет назад +11

    British comedy is the best....

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie 5 лет назад +7

    Do they ever explain how he found someone to write a love poem that actually made sense in Polish?

    • @zepter00
      @zepter00 5 лет назад +5

      More than one million of Poles in UK. Polish is second the most common language in UK.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 4 года назад +2

      @Dregoth Google translate? LOL yourself, it's notorious for turning language into word soup.

    • @jimmymcjimmyvich9052
      @jimmymcjimmyvich9052 2 года назад +6

      I would think it is pretty easy for any poem to make sense in Polish. I once wrote a poem that made sense in English.

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 2 года назад +1

      Well how do you think? He found someone who spoke Polish. Duh.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 2 года назад +1

      @@philbecker4676 He's so socially awkward he hardly seems reliably capable of speaking to English people, much less collaring random Poles on the street and asking them to write love letters for him. Duh.

  • @slicktheslickster
    @slicktheslickster Год назад +1

    More please!

  • @allanlewis2989
    @allanlewis2989 9 лет назад +10

    Wojak and Pepe

  • @benharis1956
    @benharis1956 5 лет назад +3

    The Pole girls are Heartless , Not all though?

    • @Annutka
      @Annutka 2 года назад +4

      As a Pole, I would't say we are heartless, rather cautious. We were brought up believing men were horrible, only interested in either having some fun and then leaving you or marrying you just to treat you like a housemaid after the wedding. Plus, Polish men are way different than Britons, less straightforward. An average Pole hardly ever compliments women, while in the UK, women hear compliments every day. Personally, I'm always very happy to hear nice things being said about me. However, many Polish girls just don't know how to react in such situations, and for the reasons mentioned above, they tend to remain suspicious when meeting a new guy. Never lived in the UK, though.
      Having said that, this sketch is just hilarious. Hats off to the ladies speaking Polish!

  • @TheHideChild
    @TheHideChild 5 лет назад +1

    So, so funny...

  • @martinmacdonald9238
    @martinmacdonald9238 2 года назад +3

    Price has gone up 30p. Ridiculous!

  • @edmel144
    @edmel144 2 года назад +2

    Why does she sound like Borats sister?

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 6 лет назад +12

    Shit, this is depressing.

  • @dextor0000
    @dextor0000 6 лет назад +2

    1:28 call the firebrigade
    something is burning.

  • @stephenhowell5611
    @stephenhowell5611 3 месяца назад +1

    The blonde woman is actress/comedian Laura Solon. She isn't Polish lol.

  • @BorsosGabor2023
    @BorsosGabor2023 2 года назад +1

    "My boyfriend!..." Hahahahaha 😁

  • @charlottedowling2241
    @charlottedowling2241 2 года назад +3

    Ha ha this is so funny 😂🤣

  • @v8cool168
    @v8cool168 Год назад +1

    The dark haired girl is on Horrible Histories.

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 5 лет назад

    Tag yourself - I'm Simon

  • @MyDavidlynch
    @MyDavidlynch 2 года назад +6

    I miss funny on the tv.Now it’s so stiff and boring forced to follow the community guidelines …What community ?
    They’ve destroyed anything that was thought to be a community .

  • @crunchtime5548
    @crunchtime5548 5 лет назад +15

    The lesson here is ... ''Fair heart never won fair maiden'' in other words Women love a man that will treat her like dirt, men with big hearts and a loving personality will get divorced and screwed for everything within no time.

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 4 года назад +12

      Found the bitter divorcee everyone!

    • @TheVideoLounge
      @TheVideoLounge 2 года назад +5

      'Faint' heart not fair heart

    • @bigduke2140
      @bigduke2140 2 года назад

      @@samshorto5433 And you are the Simp. Do you feel validated when you are championing the third wave feminist cause? You LOSER!!!
      Go dance on Tik Tok whilst sharing you feelings.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl 2 года назад

      @@TheVideoLounge indeed. and appropriate, seeing which one is more succesful

    • @jatdaman
      @jatdaman 2 года назад +2

      @@bigduke2140 incel meltdown

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 4 месяца назад

    1:26 His face. How brutal is that 😂

  • @rockinron5113
    @rockinron5113 Год назад +1

    ‘My boyfriend. Pffff’. 😆

  • @lizclegg7556
    @lizclegg7556 5 лет назад +2

    Her accent reminds me of Borat.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 5 лет назад +3

      Then you need some more practice at distinguishing one fake accent from another.

  • @kramnam4716
    @kramnam4716 Год назад

    yeah .. love is for Disney..

  • @orses4corses
    @orses4corses 11 лет назад

    Sorry - wrong post earlier - Doh! Harry and Paul are the best.

  • @Kelenida
    @Kelenida 10 лет назад

    Mean man

  • @apmypbojikob6346
    @apmypbojikob6346 2 года назад +1

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

  • @S7midnight
    @S7midnight 2 года назад +1

    😆

  • @prosimulate
    @prosimulate 6 лет назад

    Same guy pulls up in a Ferrari or a Ducati, different story...but you probably get your car coined or bike nicked before you get back outside...

  • @michaelstephen819
    @michaelstephen819 2 года назад

    Irish thinks 'pot meets kettle'.

  • @justynawojcicka9849
    @justynawojcicka9849 6 лет назад +6

    This is not polish girls and not polish humor

    • @Superta7
      @Superta7 6 лет назад +5

      Oj tam wszyscy wiedzą że to Brytyjki , i trochę humoru jest ;)

    • @Bpg5012trick
      @Bpg5012trick 6 лет назад +14

      The Joke is on the man, not the women

    • @callum9679
      @callum9679 6 лет назад +5

      Humour*

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 5 лет назад +1

      @@callum9679 you know how it is with the voice recognition these days, just about everything is Americanized spelling. See what I did there?

    • @ushoys
      @ushoys 5 лет назад +4

      The humour is on both.

  • @zepter00
    @zepter00 5 лет назад +1

    Their Polish is so terrible

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 3 года назад +3

      For a British show it's an immense achievement it actually is Polish and not gobbledygook.

    • @tz6414
      @tz6414 2 года назад +3

      @@TheSpiritOfTheTimes To be fair, I didnt even think they would bother to speak polish, I thought it would just be gobbledygook. I am even more impressed they made a stab at it.

  • @BigBellyEd
    @BigBellyEd 7 лет назад +2

    BREXIT! Thats what you get

  • @stevematson4808
    @stevematson4808 5 лет назад +5

    Been there several times

  • @ayoopdog
    @ayoopdog 11 лет назад +9

    My French friend who is part polish days to me that there is a cold comportment in some polish women xD

    • @benharis1956
      @benharis1956 5 лет назад

      @@pigeonlove Users? Cold. hardworking...

    • @zepter00
      @zepter00 5 лет назад

      plo you killed hundreds thousends if not millions people in India, Kenya, Malysia, South Africa .. you also invented concentration camps

  • @robwaters995
    @robwaters995 3 года назад

    Oh dear...

  • @honest1296
    @honest1296 Год назад

    Hilarious.