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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Father Peter sets out on an ill-fated attempt to bond the Catholic and Protestant schools.
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  • @alsunpilsut
    @alsunpilsut 4 года назад +4508

    "So should us two bad bastards hook up or what?"
    "I'm sorry?"
    "Umm... Will you be my buddy, please?"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/видео.html

    • @1974USM
      @1974USM 3 года назад +135

      Thx for the transscript, couldn't understand a word he was saying. Still had to replay it 10 times...

    • @mario.fernando
      @mario.fernando 3 года назад +44

      i ship it 😖

    • @soy6505
      @soy6505 3 года назад +1

      @@1974USM pp

    • @notthis6988
      @notthis6988 3 года назад +22

      @CyberCentral Last I checked, my Catholic ass was raised on the same book as every other Christian.

  • @ericblair5841
    @ericblair5841 5 лет назад +4288

    The way James says 'Will you be my buddy please?" makes my heart melt ❤️ ❤️

    • @lemonmart7793
      @lemonmart7793 5 лет назад +179

      Same he’s too soft and sweet 🥰

    • @fefefan17
      @fefefan17 5 лет назад +21

      Same here !!!!! SAME !!!

    • @java4656
      @java4656 4 года назад +52

      He's so cute.

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/видео.html

    • @aspunkyyacker6850
      @aspunkyyacker6850 3 года назад +1

      And that's what you take away from this? 😂

  • @SaoirseK
    @SaoirseK 5 лет назад +10357

    "Sister Michael! I don't have a Protestant!"

    • @sean.furlong1989
      @sean.furlong1989 5 лет назад +370

      You'll have to share with James.

    • @Lara-cp8iu
      @Lara-cp8iu 5 лет назад +76

      Andrew Smith to go round

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +27

      Great line 🤣🤣🤣

    • @doherty7898
      @doherty7898 5 лет назад +29

      HAHA\HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. James was not happy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @isabellarose3260
      @isabellarose3260 5 лет назад +127

      " PROTESTANTS HATE ABBA "

  • @safia5264
    @safia5264 5 лет назад +7418

    "Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't so much"
    "I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said"
    I'm crying LMAOOO

    • @thebakalord
      @thebakalord 4 года назад +186

      Your not wrong, when I see a good statue, I'd be interested for a second

    • @carolineainenibhreithimh7652
      @carolineainenibhreithimh7652 4 года назад +17

      Live in bundoran 🙈 near died when it got mentioned

    • @Mugsi
      @Mugsi 4 года назад +15

      At the risk of sounding completely uncultured, I still can't tell what statue is supposed to mean in this context

    • @carolineainenibhreithimh7652
      @carolineainenibhreithimh7652 4 года назад +96

      @@Mugsi Catholics really make a fuss over Mary, she's almost as important as Jesus himself where church of Ireland don't put her there as hi as we do. You know your in a Catholic house hold when there few statues around

    • @quintoblanco8746
      @quintoblanco8746 4 года назад +80

      @@Mugsi Statues of Jesus, Mary and saints.

  • @shadowflower93
    @shadowflower93 5 лет назад +462

    "Is there anything we all want?"
    "For this to be over"
    I felt that 😂

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/видео.html

  • @jensimaster
    @jensimaster 5 лет назад +1824

    My wife is an Irish citizen, her dad's from Dublin. I'm Dutch Protestant, so I'm as orange as you can get. This is what family dinner conversation is like at our house and this scene was amazing.

    • @adeel-eh7xq
      @adeel-eh7xq 5 лет назад +6

      jensimaster Orange?

    • @adeel-eh7xq
      @adeel-eh7xq 5 лет назад +9

      XZDrake thanks, think I might have been taught about that at school: William of Orange and the Stuarts Kings and Queens but forgot about a lot of his history. In Englaf the emphasis is only on Charles 1 and 2.

    • @pauliewalnuts100
      @pauliewalnuts100 5 лет назад +70

      Orange bastard.

    • @buckodonnghaile4309
      @buckodonnghaile4309 5 лет назад +44

      @@siramea no one believes me when I tell them that. Then again stopping random people on the streets to discuss the origins of root vegetable colours is rather odd now that I think about it.

    • @noelcampbell1672
      @noelcampbell1672 5 лет назад +5

      @XZDrake You Orange bastard..lol

  • @GinaSigillito
    @GinaSigillito 5 лет назад +1980

    "Protestants hate ABBA." Omg, Orla rules.

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 5 лет назад +44

      ...why do Protestants hate ABBA? I mean, is there some kind of hidden reference here? Or is it just random?

    • @j.j2030
      @j.j2030 5 лет назад +73

      @@weareallbornmad410 would be weird since sweden is primarily protestants....

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 5 лет назад +29

      @@j.j2030 That's what I thought, too :)
      Although, I'm guessing "Protestants" really means "Anglicans" here, and that's definitely not Swedes...

    • @ThW5
      @ThW5 5 лет назад +4

      Not really... The protestants are neatly divided in different groups the largest of which is most certainly not Anglican...

    • @Conordl96
      @Conordl96 5 лет назад +8

      @@weareallbornmad410 mostly Presbyterian in the North of Ireland

  • @caitlinjohnson1505
    @caitlinjohnson1505 5 лет назад +255

    "I do enjoy a good statue" just another line from Derry girls I'll be quoting everyday 😂

  • @RosoMC
    @RosoMC 5 лет назад +79

    I need to watch more of the Irish/Northern Irish television series. You guys are so amazingly self-aware and ironic it melts my cold heart. :D Never change, guys!

    • @Valencetheshireman927
      @Valencetheshireman927 5 лет назад +12

      Isn’t this a British show ? Northern Ireland is part of the 🇬🇧

    • @elliemclean6536
      @elliemclean6536 5 лет назад +4

      J 19 but not part of Britain...

    • @siobhanofarrell4646
      @siobhanofarrell4646 4 года назад +21

      J 19 In your dreams - Troll. The Six Counties never were, aren’t, and never will be “British”. 26+6=1 TAL 🇮🇪

    • @Simon-gp7su
      @Simon-gp7su 4 года назад +18

      @@siobhanofarrell4646 The north or Ireland never belonged to a United Ireland either you seem to forget or are ignorant of the fact that through most of the islands history it remained a disunited land of petty tribal kingdoms that warred with each other on a near constant basis. Land belongs to those who can take it that's the natural order of things. However there are two ways that can change like with what i already said 1. It gets taken by force the most common way or 2. like with down south it get's given/traded away in a treaty resulting from a chaotic period war,social instability,territory is not needed/worth anything anymore ect. Don't try to apply a political fantasy to history.

    • @siobhanofarrell4646
      @siobhanofarrell4646 4 года назад +5

      ClockWork I know my own bloody history you eejit - and it doesn’t matter if one country takes another by force - it STILL doesn’t mean it’s theirs. From a personal perspective - from as far back as the 17th century - my family has never acknowledged the Brits claim on our land. We don’t recognize their laws, their government - they could try to split our country in two, Stormont could engage in their perpetual wankfest of being “a Protestant government for a Protestant people” and it STILL didn’t make those Six Counties theirs. If territory isn’t that important, if it isn’t needed/worth anything anymore, then the Protestants should have no problem going into a united Ireland. That ugly ass bitch Arlene Foster and her ilk will have to deal with that reality soon enough. 🇮🇪 TAL

  • @KI-of9vo
    @KI-of9vo 5 лет назад +475

    Orla = favourite character

    • @cezzi1
      @cezzi1 5 лет назад +14

      @Andrew Smith totally agree it's a shame that she only gets a few lines every episode

    • @KI-of9vo
      @KI-of9vo 5 лет назад +13

      She definitely needs more screen time

    • @Jac-Jay
      @Jac-Jay 5 лет назад +8

      @Andrew Smith I agree although she is brilliant doing her thing in the background of every scene.

    • @nunyabusiness7858
      @nunyabusiness7858 5 лет назад +10

      @Andrew Smith She likes meltin' stuff.

    • @julie99nl
      @julie99nl 4 года назад +1

      @@nunyabusiness7858 and eating boiled sweets.

  • @elizaheathen
    @elizaheathen 3 года назад +13

    *but have you paused at **3:22**?*
    "Protestants keep toasters in cupboards"
    "Protestants love flutes"
    "Protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath"

    • @AWalkingHat
      @AWalkingHat 3 года назад

      Love flutes? Lol! What in the world?

    • @clairee4939
      @clairee4939 3 года назад +3

      @@AWalkingHat Because of the flute bands on Orange Marches. The only one that had some logic behind it. 🤣

  • @katmoore246
    @katmoore246 4 года назад +69

    Malfoy: Professor Lupin is a werewolf.
    Snape: Draco, please. Raise your hand when you want to ask a question.

  • @soccerchamp0511
    @soccerchamp0511 3 года назад +5

    I'm an American. But my Mom's family is Catholic and my Dad's is Protestant, which was problematic back in the day even here in America, so I love this show because it highlights how ridiculous the conflict between the two is.

  • @medicineman360
    @medicineman360 5 лет назад +2

    I had seen some ads for this, on streaming, but I've been holding off on watching... until I watched this. This is brilliant!

  • @kanatk5772
    @kanatk5772 4 года назад +4

    "Sister Michael ! I don't have a protestant !" LOL I love you, Orla !!!

  • @dwaekkisinsanity5233
    @dwaekkisinsanity5233 2 года назад +8

    This is the first time James truly felt like one of the girls bc he's actually quarrelling with them for a reason that doesn't involve him being English lmao

  • @swoosh1mil
    @swoosh1mil 2 года назад +6

    Irish Catholic nuns! They can beat you down with a stare. But make you laugh with their serious sense of humor. I lived in fear of them as a child. Now as an adult, my eyes well up with tears every time I remember them.

    • @celtibero6214
      @celtibero6214 Год назад

      Spanish catholic nuns the same! 🤣 Best wishes from Spain!

    • @marthamolinaro7490
      @marthamolinaro7490 Год назад

      Same with Italian Catholic nuns! Man I miss my aunt Isabella

  • @demileacx3317
    @demileacx3317 5 лет назад +1

    Did anyone else pause the video when it showed what was written on the board? "Protestants go to Newcastle, protestants say an extra bit at the end of our father"😂😂

  • @CNJussyM
    @CNJussyM 5 лет назад +6

    Hahahaha Sister Michael and Orla are the best!!! 😂😂😂...Aaahh I need to see this new season on Netflix soon 😫

  • @sophielou2929
    @sophielou2929 3 года назад

    Every single person is so good in this show lmao. Even the girl writing on the fucking whiteboard made me laugh

  • @georgewest9742
    @georgewest9742 4 года назад +1

    i love the fact that this is part of my RS lesson XD

  • @Kelly14UK
    @Kelly14UK 4 года назад +3

    I'll give you something that unites everyone... THE BLOODY RAIN

  • @elizabethorla3700
    @elizabethorla3700 5 лет назад +1

    pause at the board scene it’s so funny

    • @DoogSmith
      @DoogSmith 4 года назад

      Aw aye it`s amazing.

  • @thinderellaedwards1365
    @thinderellaedwards1365 5 лет назад

    My grandparents came from Ireland, paternal side from Limerick & Donegal and maternal side from Belfast and Ulster. My sister keeps her toaster in the cupboard, my dad used to tease her and tell her that it would attract mice and that her Catholic grandmother would come back to haunt her.

  • @billydeeuk
    @billydeeuk 3 года назад +3

    ABBA loving Protestant here

  • @div_coyle9921
    @div_coyle9921 3 года назад +3

    "Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't so much" hilarous how all the people crowding round statues earlier this year in Scotland where orange 😂😂

    • @saint4life09
      @saint4life09 3 года назад

      It means more in a religious sense though.

  • @modsmum
    @modsmum 3 года назад +1

    The Sister is so funny. 🤣

  • @alwaysalternativee8604
    @alwaysalternativee8604 5 лет назад +7

    Legend says orla is still doing step aerobics 💀

  • @WeTubule
    @WeTubule 3 года назад

    I'm typically not a fan of wacky comedy. Nor of coming-of-age shows. But the writing on this was very good! Wish there were more seasons.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 года назад

      This is "wacky'?

  • @eddiemcdonagh_
    @eddiemcdonagh_ 3 года назад +1

    “Protestants like to march and catholics like to walk” 😂

  • @KateLJ1799
    @KateLJ1799 2 года назад +3

    "Catholics love Mary
    Protestants love soup"

  • @darkwolf5575
    @darkwolf5575 5 лет назад +12108

    Priest-“I think we should just move on”
    Sister Michael-“The hairdresser certainly did...”
    OMG TEARS😂😂

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 лет назад +139

      Ooh, I think that Peter's going to need cream for that huge burn!🔥

    • @andrewreston7318
      @andrewreston7318 5 лет назад +26

      his names is peter not priest🙄🙄

    • @sean.furlong1989
      @sean.furlong1989 5 лет назад +69

      @@trinaq Cream won't help. He'll need some holy water for a burn like that!

    • @doherty7898
      @doherty7898 5 лет назад +10

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Funny

    • @08sunbabe
      @08sunbabe 5 лет назад +17

      i laughed out loud in public

  • @safia5264
    @safia5264 5 лет назад +2728

    "Protestants go to Newcastle"
    "Catholics LOVE JFK"
    "Distance between the eyes"
    "Protestants keep toasters in cupboards"
    "Catholics love Bingo"
    Some of my favourites from the chalk board hahaha

    • @robertfrancisdeburca7573
      @robertfrancisdeburca7573 4 года назад +26

      I mean I remember being in a rlly unionist area and one car park was full and then I realised it was for the bingo so idk bout that one haha. Others are all true though 😂

    • @sayno2lolzisback
      @sayno2lolzisback 4 года назад +27

      They really do love Newcastle (Northern Ireland) though

    • @michaelking9772
      @michaelking9772 3 года назад +8

      They go to Portrush,.!!!!

    • @celticcheetah6371
      @celticcheetah6371 3 года назад +37

      My Protestant NI granny had the same toaster from 1952, when she bought her first house, until 2016 when she moved into a nursing home. It was a fucking ARTEFACT that toaster. 🤣

    • @leocervidae
      @leocervidae 3 года назад +1

      @Ryan Connolly I’m from Newcastle and I really don’t see the appeal 😂

  • @gabriellekelly3141
    @gabriellekelly3141 5 лет назад +5693

    “Look, there just aren’t enough Protestants to go around!”

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 5 лет назад +2221

    There has never been a better demonstration of the fact that "Protestant" and "Catholic" mean totally different things in Ireland to the rest of the world

    • @jondo553
      @jondo553 3 года назад +127

      They both believe in the same saviour and god, and yet they still can't get along. We're not so different from other animals.

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 3 года назад +71

      Scotland has some parallels.

    • @katy3901
      @katy3901 2 года назад +326

      @@stevekaczynski3793 A friend at work said; in Derry you'll be asked what football team you support as a sly way to guess your religion. In Glasgow, they'll ask your religion to figure out your football team.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 2 года назад +31

      More like they mean totally different things in the US. Cause that is exactly what they mean in my country

    • @blackoutninja
      @blackoutninja 2 года назад +64

      @@jondo553 Not really- the number of truly religious, believing, practicing Irish is no doubt tiny (though I imagine bigger than in England). Everybody else just uses "Catholic" and "Protestant" as Tribal Labels

  • @Providence83
    @Providence83 5 лет назад +6283

    I just realized the priest has amazing hair and was in a relationship with a hair dresser. What an amazing detail!

    • @lemonmart7793
      @lemonmart7793 5 лет назад +132

      It’s the mouse

    • @nicholasvanlierde2546
      @nicholasvanlierde2546 5 лет назад +125

      Lemon Mart mousse

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 лет назад +20

      @@nicholasvanlierde2546
      The Salmon Mousse?

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 года назад +33

      *realised
      You are welcome. So you admit to not watching the first season. Good for you.

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 года назад +7

      @@lemonmart7793 a mouse? It pissed or shit on his hair? Or did it cum on his hair "There's Something About Mary" style.

  • @mikaelajessicapica7106
    @mikaelajessicapica7106 4 года назад +1217

    i like how uncertain the girl writing the similarities whether to really write what the priest said lol

    • @benjamintillema3572
      @benjamintillema3572 4 года назад +91

      3:02
      She's like, "What? They do? I'm not sure that's true! Is it true? Should I write it down if it's not true?!"

    • @PinothyJ
      @PinothyJ 3 года назад +23

      Orla and Asling have to be my two favourites from the series.

  • @Juupitrr
    @Juupitrr 3 года назад +815

    "you mean when you shacked up with a Southern hairdresser then she dumped you?"
    "Michelle, please.
    Raise your hand when you have a question."

  • @Eliteerin
    @Eliteerin 4 года назад +1153

    "I think we should move on"
    "The hairdresser certainly did"
    Dead 😂

    • @theallosauruz2840
      @theallosauruz2840 2 года назад +1

      I'm not going to ruin the 420 likes

    • @yomilala8929
      @yomilala8929 Год назад

      I did not get that joke

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Год назад +2

      @@yomilala8929 He took a "sabbatical" to pursue a relationship with a hairdresser.

    • @SYEDSHAZEB46013
      @SYEDSHAZEB46013 7 месяцев назад

      lmfaoooo

  • @joshirvplays
    @joshirvplays 5 лет назад +2849

    I hope Sister Michael is in this season so much more than the first.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 лет назад +100

      I agree, she adds so much to the show's humour, it would be a shame if they reduced her role!

    • @beckybertish7841
      @beckybertish7841 5 лет назад +60

      @@trinaq I know Sister Michael is hilarious! Her comebacks are great she makes me laugh so hard.

    • @mcfcste99
      @mcfcste99 5 лет назад +18

      Some off her sayings are hilarious😂

    • @colleenscollon5064
      @colleenscollon5064 5 лет назад +20

      "i love a good statue. It has to be said."

    • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
      @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 5 лет назад +1

      Joshua Paterson she’s so funny. 😂

  • @maddiew6810
    @maddiew6810 5 лет назад +2223

    *soo... should us two bad BASTARDS hook up or what?*

  • @mariebillow8035
    @mariebillow8035 5 лет назад +2176

    "Protestants say an extra bit at the end of our father"

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 лет назад +10

      Marie Billow really, what do they say?!

    • @mazzarider6057
      @mazzarider6057 5 лет назад +148

      @@c0ronariu5 "For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever".

    • @KevinementD
      @KevinementD 5 лет назад +151

      @@mazzarider6057 I was born and raised catholic and I used to say that too. German catholic though.

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 5 лет назад +63

      It’s usually said at Mass but not other times like praying The rosary

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 лет назад +12

      Mazza Rider I say that in mass, so I was a bit confused, maybe like someone else here said, different countries do it differently. Thanks though 😀

  • @zitools
    @zitools 5 лет назад +923

    "distance between eyes" and "toaster in cupboard" are my two favorites on the blackboard.

    • @SeaJayBelfast
      @SeaJayBelfast 4 года назад +21

      In case you're not from N. Ireland, those are actually both true

    • @intrepidtomato
      @intrepidtomato 4 года назад +31

      @@SeaJayBelfast Not from Northern Ireland but protestant, and man I would love for my toaster to be in teh cupboard. Went to NI with my Irish husband and loved that the tour guide said that there are only protestant ghosts, because the catholic ones go to heaven lol

    • @XeaRae
      @XeaRae 4 года назад +19

      I like ‘Protestants love soup’ best. It’s so random.

    • @spamspum928
      @spamspum928 4 года назад +19

      @@XeaRae During the Irish famine, Protestant missionaries would give starving catholics soup if they converted. That's what they are referring to.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souperism

    • @albertbatfinder5240
      @albertbatfinder5240 4 года назад +4

      What’s behind the “toaster in cupboard” thing? And don’t answer marmite :)

  • @tash9009
    @tash9009 5 лет назад +1616

    "i do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said" I felt that. I felt that deep down!
    Also at the board - Catholics ♥ Mary - LOL!

    • @stiofanloingsigh351
      @stiofanloingsigh351 4 года назад +21

      A friend once told me that Catholics are just self-hating pagans.

    • @guinevereinthefield176
      @guinevereinthefield176 4 года назад

      Tash I can relate!

    • @jamesms4
      @jamesms4 4 года назад +13

      Protestants do love Mary but we Catholics love her more. ;-). OTOH the Eastern Orthodox can give us Papists a run for our money on loving Mary.

    • @tiathompson6674
      @tiathompson6674 4 года назад +3

      YEP......you are ABDOLUTELY lovers of the Queen of Heaven and you will have to give an account to Yahweh for it.

    • @jamesms4
      @jamesms4 4 года назад +8

      @@tiathompson6674 Rather in the OT the Kings of Judah didn't make any of their wives Queen. They made their mothers the Queen. The office was called the Guverah (Lady). That is why the names of the mother's of the Kings of Judah are listed and the lists of the Kings of Israel omit them in the post divided kingdom era. Now who is the Final King of Judah. Melak Yeshua Ben Miriam. Jesus Son of Mary. Mary is Biblical. Protestantism not so much.....

  • @nsqh08
    @nsqh08 5 лет назад +3478

    "agh give me strength" this show is a gift to humanity

  • @flyinangel111
    @flyinangel111 5 лет назад +1930

    'catholic gravy is all bisto' 'protestants think Catholics are all alco's' 'protestants keep toasters in cupboards' and 'protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath' I'm crying I love Derry girls so much 😂

    • @kariscoyne1886
      @kariscoyne1886 5 лет назад +78

      my housemate is Dutch and literally I keep having to rescue the toaster from the cupboard

    • @priscillapresley2942
      @priscillapresley2942 5 лет назад +49

      'Distance between the eyes' - I died.

    • @ThW5
      @ThW5 5 лет назад +35

      Aye, it is da Calvinism, it leaks into ya if ya're Dutch, no matter if you're atheist, Jewish, cathlic... It leaks, and there is no rescue, only a strict, toasterless existence can keep yar cupboard free of toasters... It comes with the Total Depravity

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 лет назад +41

      I never knew that that was a thing...until now. My whole life the toaster has sat on the kitchen counter, and I couldn’t be more proud 😂

    • @Viscount_Castlereagh
      @Viscount_Castlereagh 5 лет назад +20

      I always thpught toasters were meant to be stored in a cupboard then put on the bench when it is being used XD and yes I am a protestant.

  • @bm230199
    @bm230199 3 года назад +247

    The matter of fact way that Orla says "Protestants hate abba" gets me every time

  • @theena
    @theena 3 года назад +167

    That delivery of 'there aren't enough protestants to go around' is pure perfection.

  • @gloriamcinerney7383
    @gloriamcinerney7383 5 лет назад +1036

    Peter - is there anything we all want
    Sister Michael - for this to be over
    Sister micheal got some good jokes

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 5 лет назад +8

      Sister Michael is going to hell for that lol
      Now you know I’m Catholic lol

    • @BDON
      @BDON 5 лет назад +24

      Sister Michael needs her own spin off lol

    • @hosha9
      @hosha9 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PfJta9Hgl0M/видео.html

  • @jbmiller3280
    @jbmiller3280 5 лет назад +251

    As hilarious this scene is, I can picture a group of writers in a room shouting out lines to insert in the script (and intermittently howling in laughter as they do so). Still the bit last season when they were referring to Mary as “Big M” was off the hook.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Год назад +12

      Except there's only one writer. Lisa McGer was behind this genius scene.

    • @frasierfreak92
      @frasierfreak92 2 месяца назад

      We don’t have writers rooms. We’re not Yanks.

  • @guardrailbiter
    @guardrailbiter 4 года назад +790

    Am I the only one begging someone to say "Jesus"?
    They have Jesus in common, for Christ's sake!

    • @nenabunena
      @nenabunena 4 года назад +49

      Don't take His name in vain

    • @nenabunena
      @nenabunena 4 года назад +12

      @@coolmacatrain9434 I know Protestants call Mary a whore and refuse to worship God and see themselves as gods and love abortion

    • @assumingctrl
      @assumingctrl 4 года назад +142

      @@nenabunena False on so many levels

    • @akiladesilva7422
      @akiladesilva7422 4 года назад

      @@coolmacatrain9434 for intercession

    • @hup123o9
      @hup123o9 4 года назад +59

      I mean your missing the point ...obviously theres loads in common but they only think of the differences

  • @angelpriscilla1880
    @angelpriscilla1880 4 года назад +652

    The fact that none of them really mentioned THE MOST SIMPLE AND CLEAR SIMILARITY like the Bible or Jesus HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @dubmait
      @dubmait 4 года назад +46

      ah thats not really what its about though really....its more cultural stuff

    • @blackoutninja
      @blackoutninja 4 года назад +85

      It's because "Catholic" and "Protestant" mean something different in Ireland to the rest of the World

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 4 года назад +14

      Angel Priscilla
      Protestant and Catholics have some differences in their bible though

    • @blackoutninja
      @blackoutninja 4 года назад +86

      @@dubmait That's exactly it. These kids aren't religious, they just call themselves "Catholic" and "Protestants" because it's their tribal religion. @angel priscilla, take note

    • @nelsonricardo3729
      @nelsonricardo3729 3 года назад +6

      /whoosh

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 5 лет назад +634

    Surely all Protestants and Catholics can agree that it’s hilarious how the hairdresser wanted no part of Peter? What a knob.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +7

      @Andrew Smith No experience ;)

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 года назад +1

      He cant. Broke his vow of Celibacy.

    • @julie99nl
      @julie99nl 4 года назад +1

      @@pentuplove6542 Watch episode 3 of season 1. You'll understand his lapse of faith.

    • @ersofrescht4661
      @ersofrescht4661 4 года назад

      😂😂🤣

    • @letsseeif
      @letsseeif 3 года назад

      so you've seen his knob then?

  • @ofarooq87
    @ofarooq87 5 лет назад +308

    Alright how many of you paused at the board scene

  • @TheDiamondcutter101
    @TheDiamondcutter101 3 года назад +212

    As someone who comes from a mixed family with one devout Catholic gran and one devout Protestant gran this is a) one of the most accurate and b) one of the funniest things I have ever seen, huge credit to everyone involved.
    When my family first saw this episode we had to re watch the episode as we were all laughing so much at this scene we missed the rest of the episode.

    • @gustavmarie
      @gustavmarie Год назад +2

      My mother comes from a mixed NI Cathloic/Protestant marriage (grew up in Scotland) and she can be completely schizo when it comes to the "Irish" question - loves all things Irish (culture, literature, music, history, etc) but then can be like Ian Paisley when the issue of NI comes up.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@gustavmarie Maybe don't use word "schizo" like that? Schizophrenia is a serious psychiatric condition which apparently you know nothing about if you use it so nonchalantly (and comparison is wrong to begin with

  • @aislinncassidy8108
    @aislinncassidy8108 5 лет назад +513

    As a child of the Ulster Project everything in this episode was pure fact.

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 5 лет назад +49

      So do you keep your toaster in the cupboard?

    • @zyxwut321
      @zyxwut321 5 лет назад +10

      You're not that special. You're all just plain old boring white people.

    • @hissycissy2748
      @hissycissy2748 5 лет назад +64

      @@zyxwut321 In your opinion... grumpy boots! What's your problem with white people?

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +100

      @@zyxwut321 Take your identity politics nonsense elsewhere, we have quite enough of it in Ireland already.

    • @deborahrogers9760
      @deborahrogers9760 5 лет назад

      @@hissycissy2748 .

  • @beth9603
    @beth9603 5 лет назад +515

    "Ooh protestants like to march and catholics like to walk" I'm dead

    • @miregal5346
      @miregal5346 5 лет назад +3

      I don't get it

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 5 лет назад +62

      Mir Egal Protestants hold a march through the catholic centre of town every year, it’s considered pretty derogatory towards Catholics.

    • @miregal5346
      @miregal5346 5 лет назад +1

      @@c0ronariu5 thx I didn't know that

    • @Gamenetreviews
      @Gamenetreviews 5 лет назад +4

      c0ronariu5
      Don’t the Catholics also do that?

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 4 года назад +4

      Gamenetreviews I’m Catholic, and I hope not.

  • @kieranfo3739
    @kieranfo3739 5 лет назад +396

    There was actually some great characters in the Protestant group, hope they turn up again.

    • @kieranfo3739
      @kieranfo3739 5 лет назад +70

      @Andrew Smith I think they might, I got the impression that the final smile between Erin and the fella could have been laying the groundwork for something.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +4

      @Andrew Smith lol

    • @NoahSmyth
      @NoahSmyth 5 лет назад +5

      @Andrew Smith the take that concert is in Belfast.....

  • @g.m.5789
    @g.m.5789 4 года назад +228

    "Is there anything that we all want?"
    "For this to be over."
    Love that nun.

  • @rileytan5239
    @rileytan5239 5 лет назад +115

    “Protestants say an extra bit at the end of our father and also call it the Lord’s Prayer”
    “Protestants think Catholics keep coal in the bath”
    “Catholics ♥️ Mary”
    “Protestants LOVE accordions + bands + orange”

    • @kristinesharp6286
      @kristinesharp6286 3 года назад

      I’m Catholic in US and we sometimes say the doxology after the Lord’s Prayer.

  • @ailinos
    @ailinos 5 лет назад +232

    "Catholics watch RTÉ" hahahahah

    • @matthewmcnerlin231
      @matthewmcnerlin231 5 лет назад +5

      It's funny cause it's true! 😂😂

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +2

      @@matthewmcnerlin231 no it's not.

    • @matthewmcnerlin231
      @matthewmcnerlin231 5 лет назад +6

      @@irishcountrygirl78 well in Tyrone it is/was. Although in those days we had to have a special Arial to watch TV shows

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +7

      @@matthewmcnerlin231 well in Donegal we consider RTÉ as utter bollix. We were able to get a signal from Enniskillen for BBC channels. Fortunately. Ryan Tubridy on Friday nights is a crime on viewers eyeballs. We've never really done good talk shows. Pity we pushed Graham Norton away because he was a gay protestant (yet he still considers himself irish bless him) . He is *fantastic*.

    • @matthewmcnerlin231
      @matthewmcnerlin231 5 лет назад +6

      @@irishcountrygirl78 Aye but back in the day for US shows TV3 and RTE 2 were ahead so I preferred watching that. Also yes on the Ryan part, these days RTE comes across anti-north and he is a general twat.

  • @tacticalfoul1101
    @tacticalfoul1101 5 лет назад +427

    Some of the stuff on that blackboard if you pause it😂

    • @tjeurouk
      @tjeurouk 5 лет назад +80

      Hawkmoon McGee Protestants keep toasters in cupboards 😂

    • @michaela2518
      @michaela2518 5 лет назад +62

      @Andrew Smith you sound like a protestant lol

    • @chobochobus
      @chobochobus 5 лет назад +58

      @Andrew Smith just keep the toaster in the one place, beside the kettle.

    • @zarabada6125
      @zarabada6125 5 лет назад +2

      @Andrew Smith Do you believe any of it is true? 😶

    • @Chameleon1616
      @Chameleon1616 5 лет назад +2

      Catholics keep coal in the bath because its cleaner then the tap water

  • @ivanhendr
    @ivanhendr 4 года назад +187

    "I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said" Sr. Michale

  • @MattGarZero
    @MattGarZero 3 года назад +59

    "Catholics have more freckles"
    Dead

  • @Saltysaltire97
    @Saltysaltire97 4 года назад +53

    "I think we should move on"
    "The hairdresser certainly did"
    😂😂

  • @Alsatiagent
    @Alsatiagent 5 лет назад +384

    When I was a boy, my neighbourhood friend told me scary stories of prayers and corporal punishment and how they called their teachers "brother so and so". He then asked me what religion I was. I told him I did not know and I had never been to church, "then you're protestant" he informed me.

    • @Kckat-qh1iq
      @Kckat-qh1iq 5 лет назад +2

      Alsatiagent and are you????

    • @lauradavis1755
      @lauradavis1755 5 лет назад +22

      That friends is obviously very uneducated... Protestants are Christian, we believe in God and go to Church just like Catholics ... and I'm actually Anglican not protestant because protestants are broken down into Methodist, Anglican, Quakers and more I can't think of right now.

    • @piddlerpat
      @piddlerpat 5 лет назад +16

      Which signifies that no Protestant religion is correct ffs they were created in the 17th century .. thousands and thousands of year after Jesus. Read the Nicene creed which is read at Anglican masses and then you’ll convert to Catholicism

    • @kaiserwilhelmii671
      @kaiserwilhelmii671 5 лет назад +16

      @@piddlerpat
      Except Catholicism was created by king Constantine

    • @piddlerpat
      @piddlerpat 5 лет назад +3

      Are you catholic? I mean the Nicene creed which was established by Constantinople is read out at every Christian ceremony yet they still broke from Roman Catholicism.. I honestly can’t get my head around that! Second Matthew 16:18 is enough

  • @marylynch948
    @marylynch948 5 лет назад +56

    Catholics watch RTÉ, but the funnest part is when Orla said "Protestants hate ABBA". That always makes me laughing.

  • @alex6453
    @alex6453 5 лет назад +107

    "Catholics buzz off statues" 😂😂 I can't! We don't deserve Derry girls!

    • @throwaway9226
      @throwaway9226 3 года назад +3

      I do enjoy a good statue it has to be said

    • @yuccatree4298
      @yuccatree4298 3 года назад +1

      No no no, they're called, Cyaathlicks

  • @bellaloves2815
    @bellaloves2815 5 лет назад +64

    Sister Micheal is just the best character, so funny without having to try at all!

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut 4 года назад +53

    The comedic brilliance of this entire episode. I never stopped laughing.

  • @agenttheater5
    @agenttheater5 4 года назад +41

    For some reason I love it when he protestant headmistress said "Yeah that's fair enough" when Michelle and Sister Michael said that Protestants are richer.

  • @leftyakal.h.o.t.d6105
    @leftyakal.h.o.t.d6105 Год назад +15

    My parents immigrated to Australia because one was a Catholic and one was a Proddy. That's how messed up my family's were over it. 😂

  • @AC30905
    @AC30905 4 года назад +35

    "Arent enough protestants to go around" first time I ever heard that.

  • @TheLastAngryMan01
    @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +141

    The “Protestants love soup” line probably went over most of the non-Irish viewers heads.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +205

      @@quierocomerteabesos It's a term that dates back to the Irish Famine in the 1840s.
      The potato crop that sustained most Irish Catholic farmers failed, and it's estimated that a million people died and a million emigrated in fairly desperate conditions.
      In the midst of this, some Protestant churches saw an opportunity to increase the size of their flock, and offered soup to the starving Catholics, on condition that they recant their faith and become Protestants. I've also read that they served meat soup (forbidden to Catholics) on Fridays, but I'm not sure how reliable that story is to be fair.
      Now, to most of us, it's a fairly logical decision to take the soup and avoid starving. However, those who did were looked upon with scorn by those who toughed it out, and became known (in a derogatory way) as "soupers" or "those who took the soup". Basically, it implied that such people lacked moral fibre. Mad, I know.
      To this day, there are some Irish Protestants bearing very Catholic-sounding surnames who are suspected of being descendants of "soupers". Prominent suspects in this regard include ex-RUC Chief Constable Ronnie Flanagan; loyalist mass murderer Lenny Murphy; and BBC radio presenter Stephen Nolan.
      Hence the "Protestants love soup" line.
      Hope that explains it.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +11

      Lemon Cake You’re welcome! Great show is Derry Girls, hard to believe a show like this has been such a big hit overseas.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +3

      Nolwenn Appelbaum Not really sure there’s any deeper meaning to that one tbh. Most Irish Catholics keep theirs in open view on the kitchen counter. I did a line with a Protestant woman once who had her’s in the cupboard. Mind you, most of the Twitterati seem to agree with the comparison...
      Holy shops, on the other hand, are an exclusively Catholic thing. As is RTÉ in the context of NI, and the GAA (by and large).

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 5 лет назад +7

      @Nolwenn Appelbaum They're shops that sell religious items such as holy communion dresses, crucifixes, holy water, beads, icons etc.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheLastAngryMan01 they damn divil good at making soap too, like pros!! My inlaws are protestant and *omg* their soup. I'm agnostic though. None of that religion crap for me, l will eat the soup however *nom*

  • @ohword9541
    @ohword9541 4 года назад +23

    "Okay, I think we should just move on-"
    "The hairdresser certainly did."
    This show is too much 💀💀.

    • @kristinesharp6286
      @kristinesharp6286 3 года назад

      I can’t imagine an Irish nun saying that to a priest in public.

  • @noahalves9258
    @noahalves9258 6 месяцев назад +3

    So no one had the thought of saying that both Catholics and Protestants believe in God?😅😂

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... 5 месяцев назад

      You don't have to believe in God to be a "Catholic" or a "Protestant" in Norn Iron. It's complicated. It's more about who your ancestors were than anything else.

  • @wavetranquility4243
    @wavetranquility4243 4 года назад +28

    “Protestants are richer!” 😂😂😂😂😂 “Catholics have more freckles!” So good.

  • @ismiseciara
    @ismiseciara 5 лет назад +150

    Catholics have more freckles HAHAHAHA - True in my case :P

    • @lauradavis1755
      @lauradavis1755 5 лет назад +1

      No true in mine 😂 I'm covered from head to toe in freckles and I'm an Irish Protestant.

    • @piddlerpat
      @piddlerpat 5 лет назад

      Are you from the north?

    • @lauradavis1755
      @lauradavis1755 5 лет назад +1

      @@piddlerpat nope Tipperary

    • @piddlerpat
      @piddlerpat 5 лет назад +1

      How many people go to your church weekly? Did you go to catholic school? How was it? Finally read the nicene creed which is read at Anglican Church and then I’m sure you’ll convert to Catholicism!!! 🙏🙏 btw I presume you come from English background? Most Anglican’s in Ireland

    • @Gamenetreviews
      @Gamenetreviews 5 лет назад +1

      The Scots actually have more redheads per capita than the Irish so I’m not sure about that one.

  • @vintage1950
    @vintage1950 5 лет назад +164

    This is the first show in years that makes me laugh out loud

  • @gerardcollins80
    @gerardcollins80 4 года назад +16

    "Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't. "
    "I do enjoy a good statue it has to be said." XD

  • @MateoJFR
    @MateoJFR 2 года назад +12

    "you mean when you shacked up with a Southern hairdresser then she dumped you?"
    "Miss Mallin... raise your hand when you have a question"
    I love that you can hear Sister Michaels smiling as she said that line, without smiling. This whole interaction killed me.

  • @antheajohnson4234
    @antheajohnson4234 5 лет назад +43

    *Fish on Friday!* Top left-hand corner of the chalk board

    • @DonVito1892
      @DonVito1892 4 года назад

      True catholic thing😃👍

  • @neabby
    @neabby 5 лет назад +42

    "I do enjoy a good statue" lol

  • @meamezza649
    @meamezza649 5 лет назад +60

    The boy that is with Erin called Dee is my cousin xxx

    • @purplpeanut
      @purplpeanut 4 года назад +10

      Mea Mezza well your cousins hot

    • @nivihally2421
      @nivihally2421 4 года назад +2

      @@purplpeanut I agree

    • @luvhart
      @luvhart 3 года назад

      Mmmm.....he’ll do😉

  • @scf7334
    @scf7334 3 года назад +24

    Hahaha - her face at 3:02! She is so great!! Every time she’s on the show, she makes me laugh and she doesn’t have to do hardly a thing.

  • @lauraglavin4056
    @lauraglavin4056 5 лет назад +50

    Cyyyyyatholics

  • @katie323
    @katie323 5 лет назад +47

    I honestly hope we see more of Erin and Dee.

  • @Spearsy1995
    @Spearsy1995 5 лет назад +45

    Erin’s proddy is quite good lookin 😂

  • @johnhulls5334
    @johnhulls5334 5 лет назад +23

    Derry Girls is just so brilliant,I love every episode and everything about it,I think it's about time I treated myself to the DVD collection,every episode reminds me of some magical times.it's the best show in years,hope there's loads more to come.

  • @CatOnTheRoofs
    @CatOnTheRoofs 5 лет назад +16

    For all the people out there trying to watch the 2 season episodes for free, go to Dailymotion and search for Derry Girls S02E01. You are welcome. ♡

  • @sn4rff
    @sn4rff 5 лет назад +97

    they do love those statues. and i've never liked abba... so in conclusion, it's funny 'cos it's true.

  • @linaalqudah449
    @linaalqudah449 5 лет назад +124

    Everything with this show is PERFECT💖💖💖🔥

  • @Valar-q7g
    @Valar-q7g 2 года назад +5

    If anyone wants a real good laugh pause at 3:20.Some of the comments on that board is hilarious.A personal favourite is,'protestants keep toasters In the cupboard'!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @rinchhanavuite962
    @rinchhanavuite962 2 года назад +5

    3:13 'Catholics work dirty'
    'Protestants look cleaner'
    'Pastors look taller'
    'Catholics have more freckles'
    'Protestants hate ABBA' 😂😂😂😂

  • @aoifee6430
    @aoifee6430 5 лет назад +59

    Who else thinks Dee is fit😍

  • @georgim_
    @georgim_ 5 лет назад +92

    Sister Michael is a QUEEN !!!

  • @mkcd2010
    @mkcd2010 5 лет назад +96

    Can't believe they forgot the letter H

    • @ToxicEmperor
      @ToxicEmperor 5 лет назад +1

      That's a difference

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 5 лет назад

      From what?

    • @Craig-gq4gb
      @Craig-gq4gb 5 лет назад +7

      Prepperjon Protestants say ‘aych’ and Catholics pronounce H as ‘haych’

    • @marcusgault9909
      @marcusgault9909 5 лет назад +3

      @@Craig-gq4gb Oh YES!, that was a very significent "miss"

    • @letsseeif
      @letsseeif 4 года назад

      H = AITCH in Australia, but RC's say HAITCH. [a wonderful way NOT to get a job in Aussie, but may be changing in 2020 & people identifying as Catholics (RC) is dramatiically lower as are protees.]

  • @atlanta9286
    @atlanta9286 5 лет назад +23

    "Protestants keep toasters in cupboards" 😂

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh 5 лет назад +12

    She just writes "ABBA"... like everyone knows who likes them and who hates them... lol!